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Wow, Sheldon, cannot believe
you made up your own game.
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Oh. Research Lab is more than a game.
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It's like the slogan says:
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"The physics is theoretical,
but the fun is real."
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We must not be playing it right.
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All right. Five.
One, two, three, four, five.
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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My Department of Defense
research grant is renewed.
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Oh. Great roll.
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Now you can demolish
your Soviet-style cyclotron...
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...and build the large hadron collider.
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Yay.
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You're a natural at this, Penny.
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And as the first beta testers,
you two have quite the edge...
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...when we play with Wolowitz
and Koothrappali on Sunday.
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Oh, gee, Sheldon,
I don't think we can play on Sunday.
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Why not?
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Because of the reasons
that Penny will now tell you. Penny?
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I have to pick up my friend Justin
from the airport.
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There you go.
She has to pick up her friend Justin.
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And I can't play
because I'm going with her. Right?
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Uh, yeah, if you want.
There may not be room.
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He's got a lot of stuff, like guitars
and amplifiers.
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Wait. What are you talking about?
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My friend Justin.
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Pay attention, Leonard.
That's why she can't play on Sunday.
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- Who is this Justin?
- Your turn.
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- I told you about him.
- Roll the dice.
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Yeah. My friend from Omaha,
plays the guitar.
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He's coming
looking for session work.
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So I told him
he could crash on my couch.
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Come on. Roll a six, Penny dies horribly
in a nuclear meltdown.
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See what I mean
when I say the fun is real?
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Hang on. Some guy
is gonna be sleeping on your couch?
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He's not some guy. He's my friend.
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So by friend, do you mean
"friend" friend...
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...gay friend, or "ex-boyfriend
you're now platonic with...
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...but still might have a thing for you"
friend?
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Well, he's definitely not gay.
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Oh. A definitely-not-gay musician
sleeping on my girlfriend's couch.
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Yippie.
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Okay, we went out a little bit
a long time ago.
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But we were never, like, going out.
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Okay. Not to be pedantic,
the last I checked...
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..."went out" was the past tense
of "going out"...
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...which I think we all know
is a popular euphemism...
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...for saw each other naked.
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I'll just roll for you.
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You have a problem
with Justin staying with me?
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What was your first clue?
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Uh-oh. Industrial accident.
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Know what?
Don't talk to me like an idiot.
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I'm not talking to you like an idiot.
I'm saying the whole idea is idiotic.
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"You accidentally stare at a helium-argon
laser. Lose one turn and a retina."
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How's that not talking to me
like I'm an idiot?
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It's my friend, it's my couch
and it's my freaking life.
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It's also your roll.
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You know what? It is your life.
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If you wanna have some stupid guitarist
stay on your couch, fine!
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Why don't you just rent bunk beds
and invite the Black Eyed Peas?
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Hey, if I wanna invite the line-up
of Lollapalooza to my apartment, I will.
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It's none of your business.
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Do you know how childish you sound
right now?
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- Oh, now I'm a child. Not an idiot anymore.
- Hey, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
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Oh, you are such a...
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- What the hell is he doing?
- Drowning us out. He doesn't like fighting.
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Sheldon, just stop.
Look, the fight is over.
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Oh, and FYI. You never even heard
of the Black Eyed Peas...
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...until you met me.
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I heard of them.
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I didn't know they were a band.
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Sheldon, she's gone.
You can turn off the blender.
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Has your relationship reached
its inevitable ugly end?
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No, we just had a little spat.
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Look on the bright side.
As a result of Penny's forfeit...
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...you have become
the world's first winner of Research Lab.
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Would you like a commemorative
snow cone?
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I don't get how she can just announce...
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...that an old boyfriend is gonna sleep
on her couch.
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Hey, I thought of a game
we can play in the car.
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I don't wanna play a game, Sheldon.
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It's called Scientists.
Now, I will name three scientists...
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...you'll put them in order of the size
of their contribution to their fields.
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To make this game
even more compelling...
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...you must consider only the
contribution of the man to the field...
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...not the validity of the field itself.
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For example,
Abu Musa Jabir ibn Hayyan...
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...made a greater contribution
to the discredited field of alchemy...
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...than Halbert Vanderplatt
made to neurobiology.
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Okay. Ready to have some fun?
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An old boyfriend
who's "definitely not gay."
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You know, that's what a guy
likes to hear. "Definitely."
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All right, I'll start with an easy one.
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Um, Isaac Newton, Madame Curie
and Niels Bohr.
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And then I say one little thing
and I end up being the bad guy.
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Hint. Madame Curie had her husband
to help her.
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What am I supposed to say?
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"Sure, Penny. I'm cool with your old
boyfriend sleeping in your apartment."
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"It doesn't matter if you're cool or not.
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Because I'm Penny, I'm pretty
and I can do whatever I want."
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"You think you're doing
a favor by being in a relationship with me."
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"No. I'm doing you
a favor by being in the same room as you."
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Leonard, stop the car.
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What?
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I can't listen to the two of you fight
anymore.
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- Come on. We're late.
- Calm down. We'll make the movie.
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I believe my alarm is appropriate.
The movie starts in 17 minutes.
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We'll need to make all the lights
on Colorado Boulevard.
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Plus, skip the concession stand
and pre-show urination.
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Oh, dude, I wish you had said something
before I pounded that last Red Bull.
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Go. Go, Power Rangers, go.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- We're, uh, going to the movies.
- No, we're not.
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We're standing in the hallway,
suffering through an awkward encounter.
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Hang on.
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They're showing a digital Time Bandits.
You wouldn't wanna come, would you?
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Not really, no.
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All right. Invitation pointlessly offered,
declined as expected.
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Everyone's civil, nobody's fighting.
Have a nice evening.
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Just give us a minute?
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Take all the time you need.
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So are we gonna talk about last night?
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- Are you ready to apologize?
- No.
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Ehh! Wrong answer.
But thank you for playing.
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Come on. This is stupid.
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Oh, there it is again.
You think I'm stupid.
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No. There's a difference
between being and acting stupid.
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Oh, yeah? Well, there's a difference
between being a jerk and being an ass.
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No, there isn't. They're synonyms.
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Well, that was rather unpleasant.
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Yeah. I don't think I need
my pre-show urination anymore.
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Leonard, when that woman moved in
three years ago...
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...I told you not to talk to her.
Now look, we are late for the movies.
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Hey, look Amazing Spider-Man 193.
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Got it.
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Remember this one?
Spider-Man loses a big fight...
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...and then his girlfriend breaks up
with him.
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You want me to get it for you?
It will help take your mind off things.
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Hey, guys. What's going on?
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Ah, we need to kill a couple hours
until the next showing.
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Oh, well, no problem.
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I was thinking of closing early,
and going home...
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...but let's face it, that's just a smaller
lonely room filled with comic books.
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Thanks, Stuart.
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Let me ask you.
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Do you think it's okay to have
an ex-boyfriend sleep on her couch?
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- She's obviously way out of line.
- Thank you.
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But if she dumps you,
she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow...
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...and you'll have a new girlfriend
when you figure out how to build one.
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So the only question is,
how long until you fold?
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I am not gonna fold.
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Well, excuse me. I don't think
Penny's out of line. You don't own her.
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It's like my girl Beyonc� says:
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"If you like it,
you should've put a ring on it."
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At the very least, when she found out
Leonard was upset about it...
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- ...she should've backed off.
- Like when a guy's upset...
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...his friend agreed to take a class
with him and then doesn't...
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...because he's doing a juice fast
with his mother?
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I didn't know you were upset
about that.
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Really? Did you miss the subtle indicators?
Like me saying, "Howard, I am upset."
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- Okay, sorry.
- Maybe it's different in this country.
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Back in India, it means you're upset
with a guy named Howard.
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- I said I'm sorry.
- Sorry doesn't make up for the fact...
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...I had to make chicken and rice
with this vegan guy.
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Do you know
what vegan chicken and rice is? Rice.
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You think I was having fun? Sitting
around listening to my mother say:
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"Have you ever
peed so much in your life?"
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Oh, my God.
You are such a mama's boy.
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- Don't bring my mother into this!
- You brought your mother into this!
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Stop it! Both of you!
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This fighting, I might as well be back
with my parents.
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"I told you if you didn't
quit drinking, I'd leave you."
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"I guess that makes you a liar.
I'm drunk as hell and you're still here."
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"Stop yelling.
You're making Sheldon cry."
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"I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry.
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That I let you name him Sheldon."
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Boy, what got him so upset?
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Oh, sure. You can tell
when Sheldon's upset.
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Oh. Thank you very much.
Come back soon.
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With the other half of my tip.
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Hey, Sheldon.
What're you doing here?
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This is a restaurant. It's lunchtime.
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I'd think as a waitress you'd be familiar
with the paradigm.
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- Is Leonard coming?
- No.
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I believe Leonard is waiting for you
to come back to him and apologize.
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- Well, that's not gonna happen.
- I assumed that.
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- Hence my true purpose in coming here.
- Which is?
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I want you to crawl back to him
and apologize.
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- I'm busy.
- Excuse me, miss. I'd like to order lunch.
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- Fine. What do you want?
- I have a few questions.
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First, I notice that you offer
soup and a half sandwich.
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- Yes.
- Where exactly...
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...does the half-sandwich come from?
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Are you giving me half
of someone else's sandwich?
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Or do I have to wait for someone else
to order the other half?
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No. Sheldon, they just make
a half sandwich.
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You can't make a half sandwich.
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If it's not half of a whole sandwich,
it's just a small sandwich.
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Okay, fine.
It's soup and a small sandwich.
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- Is that what you want?
- Of course not. I'll have my usual.
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- Great.
- Aren't you gonna ask...
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- ...if I want a beverage?
- Usually lemonade?
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- Yes.
- Want lemonade?
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- Yes.
- Anything else?
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Yes. I want you to apologize to Leonard.
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I am not going to apologize.
I've done nothing. He's overreacting.
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Irrelevant. The disruption in your
relationship is making my life intolerable.
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Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon,
but this really isn't about you.
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I don't follow.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there.
Look, Sheldon, I have to go.
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All right. Let's assume ad arguendum,
that in this case Leonard is wrong.
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- Leonard is wrong.
- Considering the transgressions...
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...you committed
that he's overlooked...
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...don't you think that
you could return the favor?
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I'm coming. Goodbye, Sheldon.
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What do you mean
transgressions I've committed?
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Were you under the impression that
Leonard has no complaints about you?
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Like what? Yeah, yeah, I see you.
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You're making a check sign in the air.
Got it. Just hold your horses.
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- What does Leonard complain about?
- Your driving.
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The stuffed animals on your bed...
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...that stare at him
during your amorous activities.
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Your constant tardiness, your singing.
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- My singing?
- That's from my list.
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Leonard'd be a fool
if he didn't agree with it.
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Okay, if Leonard has problems with me,
why hasn't he just said so?
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According to him, you're over-sensitive
and have a temper.
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Oh, really? Well, then do me a favor
and tell Leonard that he can drop dead.
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And she wonders
why she's constantly under-tipped.
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- Hey.
- Oh, good, you're home.
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- I need you to do me a favor.
- Sure.
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- Go apologize to Penny.
- What?
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Right now would be good.
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- Leonard!
- A few minutes ago would've been better.
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I hear you don't like my stuffed animals,
my driving or my punctuality.
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Who would tell you
something like that?
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Why would you tell her
something like that?
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It doesn't matter why he told me.
It's true, isn't it?
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Okay, yeah, it's true.
But I can live with that stuff.
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What I can't live with
is you casually informing me...
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...some guy is gonna be staying
without asking me first.
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That isn't even your problem.
Problem is you don't trust me.
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Oh, come on.
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Sheldon, have you ever once heard me say
that I don't trust Penny?
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Sheldon? Where did he go?
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Ugh. Your yelling must've
freaked him out again.
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Where are you going? You just walk away
in the middle of an argument?
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No. I'm gonna find your roommate...
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...before he hurts himself
trying to cross the street or something.
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Why didn't you say so?
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Now I need your permission
for that too?
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I can't read your mind, Penny.
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Really? Why not?
You're so smart and I'm so dumb!
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Raj. Raj. Raj.
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Stop knocking. It's open.
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Please tell my parents
that our dark matter research...
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...is at a critical juncture. I can't come
for my cousin Sanjay's wedding.
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Ask our son what we're supposed
to say to Mr. and Mrs. Chaudri...
259
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...whose daughter, Lakshmi, Is flying In
for the sole purpose of meeting him.
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I didn't ask you to set me up.
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- You should be thanking us.
- Yes, Lakshmi got her stomach stapled.
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You have an opportunity
to get in with her...
263
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,579
...before she loses weight
and her self-esteem goes up.
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I don't care.
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00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,657
And why don't you think
I can find a woman for myself?
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00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,657
You're 27, the closest thing
we have...
267
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,661
...to a daughter-in-law
Is that Jewish boy, Howard.
268
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Oh, that is completely below the belt.
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Sheldon, tell my parents
that Howard and I are just friends.
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Sheldon?
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Howard and I are just friends.
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Fine. I'll come home
for Sanjay's wedding.
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Sheldon.
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What are you doing?
He's not a lost dog.
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Hey, why don't you just let me find him...
276
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,455
...while you sit there
hitting your imaginary brake?
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The brake might be imaginary,
but that stop sign you just ran wasn't.
278
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- What stop sign?
- Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road!
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Howard, answer the door! I'm busy!
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I'm busy too! You answer it!
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I can't! I'm on the toilet!
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God's sake, I don't need to hear that!
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Can't you just say, "I'm busy?"
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I said, "I'm busy,"
but that wasn't good enough for you!
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I hope it's one
of those home invasion deals...
286
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...and they shoot me in the head.
287
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:42,602
Well, if it's a home
invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!
288
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,843
There's no one there.
289
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:51,074
You're hearing things,
you crazy old lady.
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00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,116
Hey, Stuart. Have you seen Sheldon?
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Yeah.
He's, uh, over in the graphic novel section.
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Built himself a little nest.
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Thank you.
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00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,930
- Uh, Penny.
- Yeah?
295
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,363
- Is everything okay?
- What do you mean?
296
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,003
Uh, Sheldon told me you and Leonard
are having a fight.
297
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,038
Oh, yeah, kind of. It's no big thing.
298
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Oh, good. Good.
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I love you.
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I'm not leaving until you talk to me.
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00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,313
- Hey, what's going on?
- It's a little hard to explain.
302
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,010
He pretends
he's in an alternate dimension...
303
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:33,215
...that occupies the same physical space
we're in, but he can't perceive us.
304
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,323
Don't flatter yourself.
I'm just ignoring you.
305
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,959
All right, come on, Sheldon,
let's go home. We're done fighting.
306
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,465
I've heard that before.
307
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,968
Then the next thing you know,
I'm hiding in my bedroom...
308
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,904
...blaring a Richard Feynman lecture,
Mom shouting Jesus would forgive her...
309
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,738
...if she put ground glass
in my dad's meat loaf.
310
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:58,147
And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting
her Franklin Mint collectible plates.
311
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,753
Okay, there's gonna be no more shouting
and no skeet shooting.
312
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,823
Really? Where's your friend Justin
going to sleep?
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00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:10,418
- Yeah, where is he gonna sleep?
- Oh, my God, would you let this go?
314
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,655
I'd let it go.
315
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:17,499
Why should I let it go? Why don't you
just tell the guy to find a place to sleep?
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00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,202
Oh, for God sakes.
317
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,873
So you have childhood issues.
318
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,773
We all have childhood issues.
319
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,779
At some point, you just need to grow up
and get past them.
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00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,075
Fire. Fire.
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00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,110
Leonard, let me handle this. Please?
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00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,188
- Fire, fire.
- Look, let... She...
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00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,296
Sheldon, please try and understand.
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00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,628
Look, Leonard and I are in a relationship
and occasionally we're gonna fight.
325
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,898
But no matter what happens
between us, we will always love you.
326
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,307
Right, Leonard?
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00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,801
Always is a long time.
328
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,815
Sure. Always.
329
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:08,283
You know, how about we buy you
this robot and then we all go home?
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00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,946
I want that one.
331
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,084
Okay, you can have that one.
332
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,750
Oh, come on.
He's just gonna play with it twice...
333
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,295
...and then it'll end up in his closet
with all the other junk.
334
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,498
Buy him the robot, Leonard.
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00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,763
- Can I get this comic book too?
- Yes, you can.
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00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,105
We meet again.
337
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,188
So, what did Justin say when you told him
he couldn't sleep on your couch?
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00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:50,489
He's a musician.
He'll sleep in his own vomit if he has to.
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00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:04,099
I should have asked for much more
than a comic book and a robot.
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