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- Kites ho!
- Kites ho!
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Kites ho!
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Kites ho!
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Excuse me.
You're misusing the word "ho."
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It's an interjection used to call attention
to a destination, not an object.
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As in, uh, "Land ho!"
or, uh, "Westward ho!"
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Kites ho!
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Hey, guys. What are you doing?
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Going out to discover electricity?
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If you refer to the work of Benjamin
Franklin, he did not discover electricity.
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He merely used a kite to determine
that lightning consists of electricity.
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He also invented the Franklin stove,
bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
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- Kites ho.
- We're heading out for some kite fighting.
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- Kite fighting?
- Oh, yeah.
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It's an extremely competitive,
cutthroat sport.
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Well, actually,
the risk of throat-cutting is very low.
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On the other hand, severe string burn
is a real and ever-present danger.
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- Uh, you wanna come watch?
- Oh, gee, ha, sounds amazing.
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But, um, I've got some friends
coming over.
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We're just gonna watch
the Nebraska game.
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Oh, football, sure.
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Good guess.
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I would've invited you,
but you're not a fan.
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No. No, I'm not. So, great.
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You've got plans
doing something you like...
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...I've got plans doing something I like,
so it's good.
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Maybe we'll hang out
after everybody's gone.
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- Yeah, great.
- See you.
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Well, this sucks.
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I'm sorry, I got bored and drifted off.
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Where exactly in the interaction
did the sucking lie?
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Leonard realized Penny's hiding him
from her friends...
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...because he's a tiny little man
who flies kites.
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Oh, that certainly would suck.
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Wolowitz is trying to outflank us.
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Let out some string, add altitude,
I'll go under and cut his line.
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Why wouldn't Penny
want her friends to meet me?
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Focus, Leonard, focus.
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The heat of battle is upon us.
The dogs of war are unleashed.
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Maybe Koothrappali's right,
maybe I embarrass her.
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You're embarrassing me.
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A grown man worrying
about such nonsense.
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We're in the middle of flying kites.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry won't bring their kites down.
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Ouch! String burn. String burn.
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Oh, they think we're flanking.
They're playing right into our hands.
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At the count of three,
we execute the flying scissor.
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- One, two, thre...
- Whoa.
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- You see that?
- See what?
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- That chick. She smiled at me.
- No, she didn't.
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- She did.
- Come on, scissors, scissors.
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- Hold my line.
- What? I can't scissors by myself.
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Howard, come back!
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Victory!
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Son of a bitch.
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You're a sucky friend, you know that?
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A sucky, sucky friend.
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What was I supposed to do?
She gave me that come-hither look.
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If she gave you any look at all,
it was a you-suck look.
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I would've caught up to her
if I hadn't pulled a hammy.
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Oh, please, you weigh 80 pounds,
you don't have a hammy.
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So Penny doesn't want me around her
friends. I embarrass her. What else?
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Well, her actions could be
out of concern for your feelings.
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Perhaps she's excluded you
from these gatherings...
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...because she's scouting for a new mate
and doesn't wanna do it in front of you.
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Oh, how kind of her.
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Agreed. Most primates don't show
that sort of discretion.
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A female bonobo will copulate with
a new male in front of the old one...
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...without so much as a,
"How do you do?"
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You always do this. Ditch me
for a woman you don't have a shot with.
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- I totally had a shot.
- With a woman you were chasing in a park.
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That's not a shot, that's a felony.
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What's worse, it cost me
my prized Patang fighting kite.
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I don't suppose there's any chance
you could give me my kite back?
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I'm sorry, Raj,
but the rules of aerial warfare dictate...
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...that the fallen kite go to the victor.
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And without rules,
the competition has no meaning.
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And without meaning, the following
would be an empty gesture:
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I have your kite, I have your kite
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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How was your football party?
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- It was pretty good, we won.
- Oh, wow, that's excellent.
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Weird figure of speech, isn't it?
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"We won,"
when you weren't actually playing.
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When we watch Star Wars, we don't say,
"W e defeated the Empire." Ha, ha.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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Oh, hey, on a related subject...
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...are you embarrassed
to have me around your friends?
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Oh, my God, no.
Why would you ask that?
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Well, you know, I just noticed
I haven't really met any of them.
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- Sure you have.
- Well, yeah, no.
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I met the huge ex-boyfriend...
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...and the smaller-yet-still-larger-than-me
ex-boyfriend.
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By the way, were they here today?
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- Of course not.
- Why would they? Why would I ask?
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Why am I rambling?
Why don't you stop me?
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Leonard, look, if you wanna meet
my friends, that would be great.
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I just... You know,
I didn't want you to be bored.
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I wouldn't be bored.
Why would I be bored?
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Well, because they're not
genius scientists.
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Penny, I like all sorts of people.
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In fact, some of my best friends
aren't geniuses.
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Like who?
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Okay, some of my Facebook friends
aren't geniuses.
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But... My point is,
if we're gonna be a couple...
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- ...I should be friends with your friends.
- Okay, great.
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Why don't you come over next Saturday
and watch the game?
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Another football game?
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They have them every week.
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Did not know that.
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- You wanted to meet my friends.
- Sure.
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Just...
I don't know much about football.
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The guys' girlfriends
don't know football.
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They just kind of drink
and talk in the kitchen.
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Great.
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Looking left, he's got nothing.
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- He drops off a screen, out of bounds...
- Okay, a completed pass.
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First down, New England.
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- I think I'm starting to get this.
- Really?
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The only thing I've learned is that
American men love drinking beer...
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...pee too often,
and have trouble getting erections.
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Focus on the game,
not the commercials, Raj.
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If people cut back on the beer,
you could get out the bathroom...
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...and satisfy your women
without pharmaceutical help.
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Raj, what are you doing here?
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You were supposed to help me
pimp out my Vespa.
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Are you under the impression
that we're still friends?
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Ugh.
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Come on, you're not still grinding
on the kite thing, are you?
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It's not just the kite thing.
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Every time we go someplace,
you dump me...
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...whenever someone pretty comes
even though you don't have a shot.
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I had a shot with that jogger.
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Fine. Paint green flames
on your little scooter with her.
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It's not a little scooter.
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It's the second-biggest Vespa
they make!
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You're watching football?
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There's no fooling you.
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Now, what is this "sacks" statistic
they put up there?
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All I know about Saks
is my mother shops there.
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Sacks, sacks.
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It's football nomenclature
for when a quarterback...
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...is tackled behind the line
of scrimmage.
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Huh.
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Scrimmage.
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The line of scrimmage
is the imaginary transverse line...
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...separating the offense
from the defense.
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Oh.
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Sheldon knows football?
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- Apparently.
- I mean, Quidditch, sure. But football?
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- Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
- I grew up in Texas.
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Football is ubiquitous in Texas.
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There's pro football, college football,
high school football, peewee football...
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In fact, every form of football
except the original, European football.
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Which most Texans believe
to be a commie plot.
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- Unbelievable.
- If interested...
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...I also know all about frying meat
that isn't chicken as if it were chicken.
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So you could teach me?
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Football or chicken-fried meats?
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Football. I'm going to Penny's
to watch a game with her friends.
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I don't wanna look like an idiot.
I wanna blend in.
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If you wanna blend in...
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...I'd think looking like an idiot
would be the perfect camouflage.
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Sheldon, teach me football.
It'll be fun.
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That's exactly what my father said.
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"Come to the games.
Watch the games."
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Week in and week out,
from the time I was 5...
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...until I went off to college.
Longest seven years of my life.
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Please, I'm asking you as a friend.
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Are you making this
a tier-one friendship request?
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- Yes.
- Fine.
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- I really appreciate this.
- Yeah, yeah.
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All right, poindexter,
sit down, shut up and listen.
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I'm sorry?
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Oh, that's how my father
always began our football conversations.
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And if you'd like, after the game,
I'll teach you...
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...how to shoot close enough
to a raccoon that it craps itself.
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When are you gonna stop
making Cylon toast?
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When I have enough to destroy
the human toast...
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...on the Battlestar
known as Galactica.
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Is that what you're wearing
to watch football?
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- What's wrong with a football jersey?
- Nothing.
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That, however,
appears to be a football cocktail dress.
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It's the smallest size they had.
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Except the one for dogs.
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I can't believe they had one for dogs.
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Oh, yes. Canine football fans
are a common sight in Texas.
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Cats, however,
refuse to wear sporting apparel.
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My sister found that out the hard way.
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- Anyway, wish me luck.
- Leonard, wait.
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Am I correct in assuming
that your attempt...
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...to be accepted by Penny's peers
is based on your desire to ensure...
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...your continuing mating privileges
with her?
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Well, I wouldn't put it
exactly that way.
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How would you put it?
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Yeah, okay, like you said.
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Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble
to go through for intercourse.
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Don't you have access to women
who will do it for money?
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By the way, another accepted usage
for the term "ho."
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Goodbye, Sheldon.
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Now, hold on.
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I believe that social convention dictate
you not arrive empty-handed.
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Would you like to bring
some Cylon toast?
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Yeah, no, I'm trying to fit in,
not get laughed at.
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What's funny about Cylon toast?
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It's open.
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Hey, pal.
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What do you want?
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I brought you a little gift.
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New kite.
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The kite you made me lose
was an authentic Patang.
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An Indian kite my brother sent
to me from New Delhi.
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It took me a day to put together
and two days to paint.
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This is Hello Kitty.
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Yeah, but it comes
with a little coin purse.
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Does a Patang?
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Wow, you just don't get it, do you?
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Buying me something pretty isn't gonna
make our problem just go away.
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Look, I admit I haven't always been
the best friend I could be.
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You've been a sucky friend.
A sucky, sucky friend.
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- Stipulated.
- And you do it all the time.
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Last week, we were looking for a phone
with giant numbers for your mother...
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- ...and I realize you're not even there.
- I know.
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And where were you?
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Getting shot down by the girl
at Hot Dog on a Stick.
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But in my defense, she was gorgeous.
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And working that squeezer
to make the lemonade...
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...going up and down
and up and down...
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It was like a free pole dance
right in the middle of the food court.
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You're impossible.
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Hey, at least I can talk to women
without being drunk.
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Excuse me, I have selective mutism,
a recognized medical disorder.
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You're just a douche.
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No. You know what?
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Maybe that's what this whole thing
is about.
236
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,972
You're not mad at me.
You're mad at yourself.
237
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,807
No, I'm mad at you.
I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.
238
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,013
Look, fine. You're mad at me. I get it.
Now...
239
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,744
How about we go
spend the day together?
240
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Just the two of us.
We'll go anywhere you want.
241
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,817
I don't know.
242
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,928
Come on.
243
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Let me take you someplace nice.
244
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,603
I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits.
245
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,105
Really? Now?
With the traffic and the parking? It...
246
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,003
Okay, fine. The Tar Pits. Let's go.
247
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,082
Oh, why can't I stay mad at you?
248
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,086
- Yeah.
- Ha-ha-ha.
249
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,055
- Breaks tackle.
- Go, go.
250
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,060
- He breaks another.
- Go! Yes!
251
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,530
Are you people watching this?
Is this amazing or what?
252
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,860
Sweetie, that's a highlight
from the '98 championship game.
253
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:09,030
Oh. Did not know that. Ha.
254
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,274
- How much beer have you had?
- None, why?
255
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,742
Oh. Just kind of hoping you were drunk.
256
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,146
- Now we're back live.
- Okay, yeah.
257
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,477
No, I can see the difference.
258
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,987
- That's intentional grounding.
- Totally.
259
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,420
Yeah...
That completely was a forward pass...
260
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,049
...which they threw intentionally
incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...
261
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,957
...or to conserve time.
262
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,929
I can't believe they're not penalized
with the loss of a down...
263
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,333
...and by having to move the line of
scrimmage back to the spot of the foul.
264
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,770
- Here. Have some pizza, sweetie.
- Penny, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
265
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,072
I know.
I just need you to stop talking.
266
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,349
Penny. Penny. Penny.
267
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,780
- Sheldon, come in.
- Thank you.
268
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,255
I'd like to make a sandwich,
but I'm out of bread.
269
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,156
- There's some in the fridge.
- You shouldn't keep bread in the fridge.
270
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,129
Staleness is caused
by crystallization of the starch...
271
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,428
...which occurs faster
at cool temperatures.
272
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,299
On Earth, we say, "Thank you."
273
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,165
So, Leonard, how goes the mimesis?
274
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:22,042
- Mimesis?
- You know, mimesis.
275
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An action in which the mimic
takes on the properties...
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00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,982
...of a specific object or organism.
277
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,179
Mimesis.
278
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,054
What the hell are you talking about?
279
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,695
I'm attempting
to communicate with you...
280
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,526
...without my meaning becoming
apparent to those around you.
281
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,792
Let me try again.
282
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:48,970
Have the indigenous fauna
accepted you as one of their own?
283
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,006
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
284
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,343
Oh, I guess so.
285
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,881
Good. Oh, FYI,
after I eat my sandwich...
286
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,917
...I'm taking Koothrappali's Patang kite
out for a test run.
287
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,681
Would you get your Delta Wing Raptor
and join me?
288
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,348
I don't wanna fly kites, Sheldon.
Come on, we're watching football here.
289
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,690
I can see that.
I was providing you with an alternative.
290
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:16,160
A courtesy I was never offered
in similar circumstances.
291
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:21,164
Oh, look at that. The Oklahoma coach
has thrown down a red flag...
292
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,036
...indicating he's challenging
the ruling on the field.
293
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:28,010
Hope he's right, because if he's not,
it'll cost him one of his three timeouts.
294
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,214
You know, Leonard, honey...
295
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,222
...I wouldn't mind if you wanted
to go fly kites with Sheldon.
296
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,293
I'll watch the end of the game.
There's three minutes left.
297
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,723
Until halftime.
298
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,363
This is just half?
299
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,359
We've been here for hours.
300
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,128
- You're gonna be here for a couple more.
- Oh, you're kidding.
301
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,636
- No.
- Nice meeting all of you.
302
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,435
So, yeah, anyway,
that's my boyfriend.
303
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,444
He is really smart.
304
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,749
I really like my saber-toothed cat.
Thank you.
305
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,394
My pleasure.
306
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,328
Maybe after lunch we can go
to Marie Callender's and have some pie.
307
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,763
- I'd like that.
- Heh.
308
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,931
This is turning out to be
a perfect Saturday.
309
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,596
Good, I'm glad.
310
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,739
Oh, man. Did you see the way
she smiled at me?
311
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,510
Fine. Go ahead.
312
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,344
No. This is our day.
313
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,817
If you wanna chase after her,
chase after her.
314
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,850
Oh, who am I kidding? I wouldn't
have a shot with a girl like that.
315
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,324
Don't put yourself down.
You're very attractive.
316
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,262
- You think so?
- Yeah.
317
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,695
It wouldn't kill you to take a Pilates class
with me now and then...
318
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,358
...but you have a certain wiry appeal.
319
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:01,597
Yeah, well, it doesn't matter,
because she wasn't really smiling at me.
320
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,207
In this case, I think she was.
321
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:04,768
- Really?
- Yeah.
322
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,206
Bye.
323
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,839
What a douche.
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