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Again,
we're only open
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for curbside pickup
today.
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There won't be any customers
in this store,
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so we get to go nuts.
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Deep cleaning! Yay!
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Think about it like
it's a storewide cavity search.
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It's store 1217's turn
to spread its cheeks.
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Or think of it
as a deep cleaning.
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- Pretty clear, really.
- So what?
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Now we have to do a deep clean,
like, every year?
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Yeah, one deep clean a year
during a pandemic
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does sound
a little excessive.
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- Wow.
- How has it been a year already?
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But also, how has it
only been a year?
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A whole year wasted.
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Jerry and I never even got
to go on our honeymoon.
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I had to freeze
my edible lingerie.
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- Mom, that's gross.
- Oh, sorry.
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It's like our whole lives
are just on hold.
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Welcome to my world.
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Try waiting around to see
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if you're gonna get
kicked out of the country.
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But I do miss brunch.
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Remember ordering a pancake
for the table?
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You guys aren't
gonna believe this,
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but I was almost sad
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that we didn't have
our staff Christmas party.
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- Aw!
- But I guess we're all used
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to stuff getting canceled
by now.
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Wait, not everything has
to be canceled.
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We're gonna have
that Christmas party today!
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I do have a little
leftover eggnog in my locker.
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You keep it,
'cause Garrett and I
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are gonna take care
of everything.
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- What... what am I doing?
- Oh.
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I just assumed
you'd want to help
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because you missed
the Christmas party so much.
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Oh, unless you had your heart
set on cleaning?
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Neither of those
sound appealing,
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but I'll go with the one
with a lower chance
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of finding another
severed foot.
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Okay, so you...
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- The party.
- I'll help plan the party.
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Whoo-hoo!
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*SUPERSTORE*
Season 06 Episode 11
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Episode Title: "Deep Cleaning"
Aired on: March 04, 2021
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- You know what?
- This is nice.
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- Uh, what's nice?
- Just us.
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Back to
being platonic friends.
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Brian and I back to being
a traditional one-on-one.
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Well, not completely
traditional.
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We're going through batteries
like crazy.
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Mm-hmm.
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I just love how not awkward
this all is.
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Mm-hmm. You know what really
makes it not awkward?
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- Saying that.
- Totally.
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Yeah, same page.
Same page.
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Well, I will see you
at our next interaction, friend-o!
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So who is she?
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You have a very obvious
flirty texting face.
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Okay.
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Keep it on the down low,
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but, uh, Carol's lawyer,
Hannah,
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followed me on Instagram
last week,
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and we've been
kind of DMing.
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Oh, my God, you're dating
outside the store?
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I'm so proud of you.
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Well, nothing has
actually happened yet,
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but she said
that she has to come in
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to get Carol's signature
on something,
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so I'm thinking
I might ask her out.
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Aw!
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Go... get 'em, tiger.
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I don't know.
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What do straight boys say?
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- No, I mean, you nailed it.
- That's exactly what we say.
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Aw, shoot.
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An order just came in
for Ron and Connie Sosa.
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I mean, they didn't
even really like me
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when we were together, so this
is gonna be really awkward.
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Well, then,
let me do it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know,
I barely met them.
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Eric introduced me
on a family Zoom once,
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but then his uncle revealed
he had a secret family,
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so it just went off the rails.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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But now, I can give them
the best customer service
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of their lives,
and they'll love me forever.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Then go for it.
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Keep an eye out
for a red Prius.
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It smells
like cough drops inside,
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but I don't think
you'll need to know that.
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Oh, Garrett.
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You've got quite the gift
for snowflake placement.
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Thank you.
I think my secret is,
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I don't care.
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This is gonna be
so nice.
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It almost makes me wish
we could celebrate
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the other holidays
we missed too.
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Yeah, like Halloween.
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I was dressed in full
head-to-toe Shrek makeup,
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in my living room,
for no one.
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St. Patrick's Day,
Fourth of July...
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my first Mother's Day.
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I had always dreamed
of going to Sweet Tomatoes,
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and hitting that salad bar,
soups,
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serve-yourself froyo...
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Well, you know what?
- Maybe we can celebrate
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all the holidays.
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You know,
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have an All-iday Party!
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Do you get it?
All the holidays?
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- I get it.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's genius.
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Yeah, but I just think that
maybe we got our hands full
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with one holiday.
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Don't forget
about Thanksgiving, man.
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You know, the one with
the pilgrims and the turkey?
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Yeah, no, I know
what Thanksgiving is,
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but... all right, sure.
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Yes, we'll all have
Thanksgiving dinner too.
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- Okay?
- That's cool.
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Wow, this party
is gonna be... great
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once it all comes together,
eventually.
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Are you kidding me, Glenn?
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?
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- Well...
- That's too much work!
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Yeah, but not after the tough
year that they've all had.
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I mean,
look at poor Nia.
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She's never gotten to celebrate
any of the holidays with us.
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It's okay.
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I do those
with family and friends.
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Well, you're gonna forget
all about them
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once you've partied with us
at work.
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All-iday!
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Hey, are the floor cleaners
almost ready?
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We're just pushing that g...
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Whoa, it reeks of chemicals
in here.
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We should air this out.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Good idea.
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That fresh air feels nice
on my face and eyebrows.
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Dina, are you okay?
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Hmm?
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Oh, I just feel
a little lightheaded.
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I should probably sit down.
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You're already sitting.
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What?
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Oh.
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I think maybe you got
a little high from the fumes.
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Wait, could you repeat that,
but slower?
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I think I might be a little...
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oh, no.
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Drive safe.
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Oh, there they are.
Red Prius.
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Okay, watch, I'm gonna get rid
of these other cars
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so they don't have
to wait in line.
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- VIP treatment.
- Cool.
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I'm gonna go... hide.
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I mean, not hide,
but...
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yeah, I'm gonna go hide.
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Okay.
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Sorry, your order's not ready.
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Uh, don't you need
my order number?
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- Nope! Don't need it.
- It's not ready. Take a lap.
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Come on. Take a lap.
Keep going.
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Come on.
Keep going.
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Take a lap.
Thank you. Thank you.
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All right.
Time to shine.
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Keep going.
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Take...
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Excuse me, I said take
a **** lap, okay?
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Mateo!
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We just honked
to say hi.
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Connie. Ron.
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Oh, my God, guys.
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Hi...
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So you didn't give them
their order?
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Well, I couldn't let them
drive away thinking
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I'm some sort of yelling,
foul-mouthed dockworker!
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I'm so sorry.
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I guess they got a new car.
Doesn't matter.
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Look, it was an accident, okay?
I'm sure they'll forgive you.
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Like they forgave you
for taking a dump
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all over Emma's quinceañera?
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I mean, I wouldn't say...
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I mean, that...
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they were really different
after that.
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Just help me
make it up to them.
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Like, what's some stuff
they would like?
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- Um, okay.
- Let's see.
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I know Connie collects those
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little porcelain
child figurines.
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Something in the store I can
put in their order, please!
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- Right, yes.
- Oh, they both love the...
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Those fancy kettle chips.
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You know, the sea salt
and cracked pepper?
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Okay. It's worth a try.
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I mean, I've gotta
do something.
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Eric is the best, and I do not
want to mess things up.
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Yeah! Eric is the best.
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He's so, like, comfortable
in his own skin
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and, like, cool
without even trying.
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Okay, calm down,
because he's taken.
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♪ Like you want me to
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♪ And I'll hold you tight
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♪ Baby,
all through the night ♪
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So it turns out that pumpkins
are definitely not in season,
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so I thought maybe
we could carve these
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into jack-o'-lanterns.
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I don't think
you can carve oranges,
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but I just put a hand turkey
on a menorah,
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so I guess
anything's on the table.
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Hey, guys!
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We just wanted to take
a sneak peek, if that's okay.
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- Yeah.
- I don't know
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what you guys were planning,
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but for St. Patrick's Day,
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my aunt makes this
amazing Irish soda bread.
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Kind of thought
this covered it.
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Oh. Okay.
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It's just, I was missing
that soda bread this year.
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That, and my aunt's hot son.
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Aye-oh!
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Well, I've never actually
made soda bread before,
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but I could take a shot at it.
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Since you guys are
taking suggestions...
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- We're not...
- My girlfriend and I
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were gonna paint mugs for
each other for Valentine's Day.
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I was gonna do a raptor
on hers.
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It would've been sick.
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Okay, so you're saying
that you want us to set up
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a mug painting station?
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No, no. Garrett, it's okay.
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I just need a pen
and a piece of paper
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to write all these
great ideas down.
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- Yeah, they're great.
- Hey, uh, Glenn?
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You don't need
to kill yourself.
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Yeah, but come on.
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You see how badly
they need this.
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Okay!
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So who's got requests?
Let me hear it.
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My mom makes this menudo
for Nochebuena.
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Next level.
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I don't know.
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I don't think you should
eat anything back here.
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It smells like garbage
and raccoon pee.
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- It's not pee.
- It's placenta.
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They keep nesting
in here.
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I just need to find these
salt and vinegar cookies.
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I know we stuck some back here
after they were recalled.
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It's Brian.
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- I can't talk to him like this.
- Why not?
253
00:08:40,026 --> 00:08:42,479
Bo and I always help each other
if we're high.
254
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,011
I mean, this one time,
I got scared of hair,
255
00:08:45,096 --> 00:08:46,581
so he shaved all the dogs
for us.
256
00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:47,574
It was really sweet.
257
00:08:47,659 --> 00:08:49,832
No, I just don't want Brian
to know.
258
00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,214
I don't want anyone to know.
It's embarrassing.
259
00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:53,847
Look at me!
I just invaded
260
00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:55,169
a raccoon's nest
looking for cookies
261
00:08:55,253 --> 00:08:57,219
that will definitely
make me sick.
262
00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,482
Oh! Thank God!
Here they are.
263
00:08:59,566 --> 00:09:01,440
And we saw
your special request,
264
00:09:01,524 --> 00:09:03,659
and warmed up
that cottage cheese for you.
265
00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:05,464
So good luck.
266
00:09:09,596 --> 00:09:11,363
Hey, Jonah!
267
00:09:11,532 --> 00:09:13,003
You're not gonna say hi?
268
00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:16,018
Ron! Hey, Connie.
269
00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,135
What are you...
270
00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,066
I didn't even recognize
you guys with the masks.
271
00:09:20,151 --> 00:09:21,156
Hi!
272
00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:23,503
Could you tell us
what's going on with our order?
273
00:09:23,588 --> 00:09:24,629
Oh, yeah.
274
00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,003
I'm sure
it'll be out soon.
275
00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:28,180
I think, Mateo's doing
everything he can
276
00:09:28,264 --> 00:09:29,754
to make it perfect
for you.
277
00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:32,558
Well, I told
my online poker room "BRB,"
278
00:09:32,642 --> 00:09:34,735
so he's kind of making me
look like a liar.
279
00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:35,893
Yeah...
280
00:09:37,037 --> 00:09:40,855
look, Mateo just kind of wants
to get off on the right foot
281
00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,200
with you guys,
you know what I mean?
282
00:09:42,284 --> 00:09:43,065
Between us,
283
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,245
he's not even supposed
to be working curbside.
284
00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,941
He just saw this
as an opportunity
285
00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:49,183
to, you know,
win your approval,
286
00:09:49,268 --> 00:09:51,456
you know, for his future
with Eric.
287
00:09:52,362 --> 00:09:54,691
- Our approval?
- Like, our blessing?
288
00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:55,756
Yeah, I mean, you know,
289
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,192
whatever you want to call it,
so...
290
00:09:57,276 --> 00:09:59,082
- Our baby's getting married!
- Oh! Oh, no!
291
00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,833
- No, no, no. That's not what I...
- It's okay.
292
00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:02,558
We won't tell Mateo
you told us.
293
00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,332
Connie's really good
at acting surprised.
294
00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:05,330
- Oh, yeah.
- Cool.
295
00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:07,028
Just to be clear, though...
296
00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:09,552
- Hey, guys!
- So sorry for the delay.
297
00:10:09,636 --> 00:10:10,945
I threw in a couple
of extra kettle chips
298
00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:11,902
to make it up to you.
299
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,208
Ay, Dios mío.
300
00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:15,384
I'm so surprised.
301
00:10:15,468 --> 00:10:18,316
Our son is lucky to have you.
302
00:10:18,401 --> 00:10:20,868
Wow, you really love
kettle chips.
303
00:10:20,952 --> 00:10:23,522
Mateo, by the way,
if you want to talk to us,
304
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,089
maybe we can go inside.
305
00:10:25,174 --> 00:10:27,049
Somewhere a little
more comfortable?
306
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,806
Sure! Absolutely!
307
00:10:28,964 --> 00:10:30,300
Uh, right now?
308
00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:32,628
What about your poker game,
Ron?
309
00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:34,673
Hey, some things
are more important.
310
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:36,818
- Ah.
- Come on.
311
00:10:37,082 --> 00:10:38,448
Jonah.
312
00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:41,034
- Park the car.
- Oh.
313
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,846
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Happy to help.
314
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,991
It's so nice to be able
to sit down in person.
315
00:10:47,075 --> 00:10:48,297
I bet you thought
I was just shoulders
316
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,429
with a head.
317
00:10:49,598 --> 00:10:51,988
We did!
That's funny, huh?
318
00:10:52,073 --> 00:10:53,042
So funny.
319
00:10:54,339 --> 00:10:57,182
Hey, uh, Mateo, can I talk
to you for a minute?
320
00:10:57,284 --> 00:11:00,129
Uh, there's
a curbside emergency.
321
00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:01,528
Uh-huh. Sure.
322
00:11:01,612 --> 00:11:04,082
Oh, look.
I even got legs.
323
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,474
Uh, so Ron and Connie are
324
00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:12,802
kind of expecting you
to ask their blessing
325
00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:14,974
to... marry Eric.
326
00:11:15,059 --> 00:11:16,692
What? Why?
327
00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:19,115
Do kettle chips mean something
in Honduran culture
328
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:19,989
that I'm not aware of?
329
00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:22,223
I told them that you wanted
to make a good impression,
330
00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:24,791
and they made some
leaps.
331
00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:26,231
To marriage?
332
00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,332
Eric and I aren't even
talking about that!
333
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,044
Look, just say
that you're not ready.
334
00:11:30,136 --> 00:11:31,559
You know,
that's reasonable.
335
00:11:31,644 --> 00:11:33,170
You can even say
that it's my fault.
336
00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:35,372
It was your fault,
but now they like me,
337
00:11:35,457 --> 00:11:36,997
and I'm not gonna
screw that up.
338
00:11:37,812 --> 00:11:39,121
You have to come back with me.
339
00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:41,167
- Oh, no. I can't.
- Please, Jonah.
340
00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:43,248
They're not gonna expect me
to ask if you're there.
341
00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:45,981
- Mateo, I'm not...
- So I can be the blameless angel,
342
00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:47,747
and you can just be...
the weirdo
343
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,279
who likes to hang out
with his ex's parents.
344
00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:50,760
I feel like there has to be
a better way.
345
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,872
- Connie, Ron!
- Jonah's gonna join us.
346
00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,300
He misses you guys.
347
00:11:59,781 --> 00:12:02,787
- Ow! Hot, hot!
- Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
348
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:05,213
Okay, so now,
all I gotta do is
349
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,549
pick out the mushrooms
from the cream of mushroom,
350
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,435
the way that
Don's gam-gam does it,
351
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,767
and I think we'll pretty much
be all done!
352
00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:14,759
What the hell is that?
353
00:12:15,205 --> 00:12:17,243
Oh! That's Garfield.
354
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,338
I made him 'cause Sandra
was really missing seeing him
355
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:21,845
in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
356
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:24,806
Oh, well, now she'll see him
every time she closes her eyes.
357
00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,653
- Oh!
- Come on, Garrett.
358
00:12:26,738 --> 00:12:28,133
It's just Garfield.
359
00:12:28,218 --> 00:12:29,573
- No, no, no, no.
- Glenn, turn around.
360
00:12:29,657 --> 00:12:31,226
But slowly.
361
00:12:31,311 --> 00:12:32,707
No!
362
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,432
Come on, guys.
That food's for us!
363
00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,697
No, I mean it! Seriously!
364
00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:40,141
Guys. Guys.
365
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,444
Guys!
366
00:12:43,161 --> 00:12:45,210
- Oh, God.
- Hey, real quick.
367
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,408
How do you talk
to people again?
368
00:12:46,492 --> 00:12:49,095
- Oh, just act normal.
- No one's even gonna know.
369
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,216
- Right. Normal.
- Dina.
370
00:12:51,301 --> 00:12:52,642
Can you help us with this?
371
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,514
We can't figure out
how to use it.
372
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:55,965
It's okay.
373
00:12:57,917 --> 00:12:59,892
Okay, first of all,
I would like
374
00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:02,662
to thank you for starting
a conversation with me.
375
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:06,173
Um, you asked me a question,
which means now...
376
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:09,384
it's my turn to answer it,
so...
377
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,704
you just grip it firmly,
378
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,079
almost as though the scrubber
is an extension of your arms.
379
00:13:15,164 --> 00:13:19,171
Kind of like you got two long,
industrial cleaning arms.
380
00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:22,916
Not that I think
that those are my actual arms.
381
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,092
I know I have normal arms.
382
00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:26,267
Just a couple of flesh tubes,
383
00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:27,487
filled with blood.
384
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:28,889
Yo, are you high right now?
385
00:13:29,122 --> 00:13:30,462
What did you just say
to me?
386
00:13:30,547 --> 00:13:33,781
Uh, so you guys know
the arm thing now,
387
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:35,087
and you can take it
from here.
388
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,220
We gotta go.
389
00:13:36,345 --> 00:13:37,745
I think I'm starting
to hallucinate.
390
00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:39,587
No, it's...
391
00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:40,954
Dina.
392
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:43,992
And yet he ended up getting
the answer right anyway,
393
00:13:44,077 --> 00:13:45,165
and wins the game.
394
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,533
Okay, thank you for
walking us through the plot
395
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,673
of "Slumdog Millionaire,"
a movie that we said
396
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:50,719
we've all seen.
397
00:13:50,804 --> 00:13:52,417
Uh-huh, yeah.
No problem.
398
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:55,439
Jonah, don't let us keep you
if you have to go back to work.
399
00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:59,619
I am sure Mateo would love
some alone time with us anyway.
400
00:13:59,704 --> 00:14:01,491
Yeah, Jonah.
401
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,505
Kind of awkward
you're just sticking around.
402
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,640
Well, uh, I am on the clock.
403
00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,592
But, no. No!
404
00:14:08,677 --> 00:14:10,769
I am not going anywhere.
No.
405
00:14:10,854 --> 00:14:12,322
We've got some catching up
to do.
406
00:14:12,407 --> 00:14:14,478
So is that recipe
you sent me a joke,
407
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,907
or would I be making
the vegan bacon for my enemies?
408
00:14:16,992 --> 00:14:19,215
Hey, it's... you!
409
00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:22,155
Hi. I'm Hannah.
410
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:22,954
Hannah!
411
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:25,759
These are my friends,
Ron and Connie.
412
00:14:25,844 --> 00:14:27,970
- He used to date our daughter.
- Till he dumped her.
413
00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:29,509
- Oh.
- Ah, that's not true.
414
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,312
I didn't even want
to break up.
415
00:14:31,397 --> 00:14:32,706
I mean, I'm glad I did,
416
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,796
because it made me
a better person.
417
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:37,997
Not that Amy made me
a bad person!
418
00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:39,543
Uh, anyway,
419
00:14:39,627 --> 00:14:41,893
Carol's here somewhere,
so you should go...
420
00:14:41,977 --> 00:14:43,509
to... to her.
421
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:45,556
Cool.
422
00:14:49,052 --> 00:14:50,798
Jonah, don't be rude.
423
00:14:50,882 --> 00:14:52,853
Tell us all
the vegan bacon recipe!
424
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,724
Yes! Uh...
425
00:14:55,809 --> 00:14:57,291
Okay, enough.
426
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,777
Jonah's not picking up
on social cues, as usual,
427
00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:01,275
so I'll just ask the question:
428
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:05,095
Mateo, do you want our blessing
to marry our son?
429
00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:08,135
Mm-hmm. Yep.
430
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:10,101
That I do.
431
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,747
Oh, I'm so surprised!
432
00:15:14,328 --> 00:15:15,942
Okay, I think
we can make this work.
433
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,784
You know, we'll just
pick the fur out,
434
00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:20,368
and, you know... and then
sort of smush it back together,
435
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,023
and then let
the good times roll.
436
00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:22,986
Come on, Glenn.
It's fine.
437
00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:24,555
We'll just tell people
the party's off.
438
00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:26,328
- No!
- People deserve a good time.
439
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,040
Come on.
We can fix this.
440
00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:30,259
Garrett, why aren't you
picking and smushing?
441
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:32,306
'Cause I'm not
gonna do that, dude!
442
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,874
Just get over it.
443
00:15:33,981 --> 00:15:35,813
There's nothing you can do
to make people happy.
444
00:15:35,897 --> 00:15:36,954
That's just the way it is.
445
00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,043
The pandemic happened,
446
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:39,501
and everybody had
a **** year.
447
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:41,228
You don't think I know that?
448
00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:43,548
Look, I gotta try
to give them something!
449
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:46,204
I mean, people have been
working nonstop
450
00:15:46,323 --> 00:15:49,633
for so long,
risking their health, you know,
451
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:52,204
and then we didn't even
get Christmas.
452
00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:53,595
You know,
we had to stay at home
453
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,009
eating baloney
sandwiches
454
00:15:55,094 --> 00:15:57,186
and watching church
on Facebook Live!
455
00:15:57,270 --> 00:16:00,423
I-I... people have missed out
on so much.
456
00:16:00,548 --> 00:16:01,963
And I just wanna
give them, like,
457
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:05,553
one little ray of sunshine,
but I guess not!
458
00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,209
Not in this...
piece of crap year!
459
00:16:08,294 --> 00:16:09,646
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
460
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:12,365
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur.
461
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,240
And I don't care!
462
00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:19,404
So that's all I need
from you.
463
00:16:19,489 --> 00:16:20,944
I'll give you a call
if there's any updates.
464
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:24,404
Great. And did you get my
text about which employees here
465
00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:25,797
I think are circumcised?
466
00:16:25,882 --> 00:16:27,201
I did. Yes.
467
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,974
I'm sorry.
How do you think that helps?
468
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,678
You're the lawyer.
469
00:16:33,114 --> 00:16:34,114
Hey.
470
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:36,193
So, um,
471
00:16:36,278 --> 00:16:38,365
look, I'm sorry about before.
472
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,045
I didn't mean to blow you off
or anything.
473
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,538
It was just, like,
a little awkward...
474
00:16:41,622 --> 00:16:42,553
Oh, no.
That's fine.
475
00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:44,194
I think it's totally cool
that you're friends
476
00:16:44,278 --> 00:16:45,804
with your
ex-girlfriend's parents.
477
00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:47,198
But I'm really not.
478
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,021
- Oh, good.
- Because that was weird.
479
00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:50,545
It was, like,
a massive red flag.
480
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,006
Uh, look,
481
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:57,836
this might violate
some professional ethics
482
00:16:57,921 --> 00:16:59,977
or something,
and I know you just came
483
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,108
to get Carol's signature...
484
00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:04,372
Well, I usually have
my clients e-sign.
485
00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:06,820
- Oh.
- Uh, okay.
486
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:10,886
Well then, would you maybe want
to get dinner this weekend?
487
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,497
- Yeah, I would.
- All right.
488
00:17:13,587 --> 00:17:15,708
Now, my dad
only eats Italian,
489
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:18,468
and my mom is gonna want it
early, like 5:00-ish.
490
00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:20,649
- Oh, okay. Yeah. No.
- I figured. I figured as much.
491
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:23,174
I mean, it wouldn't be a date
without, um...
492
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,849
I wanna say Barb and Mitch?
493
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,397
Sure, let's say
Barb and Mitch.
494
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,007
- Great. Yeah, no.
- I think the four of us are
495
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:29,926
gonna have a great time
together.
496
00:17:30,011 --> 00:17:31,419
Okay.
497
00:17:37,547 --> 00:17:39,813
So where do we
paint the mugs?
498
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:40,898
You don't.
499
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:42,951
What about
the Irish soda bread?
500
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,152
The raccoons ate it.
501
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,778
- All right. Look.
- Okay, guys, you know what?
502
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,239
Sure, this party looks like
503
00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:53,720
"A Charlie Brown
Hoarders Special,"
504
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:56,004
but for once, you guys have
to do the people-pleasing
505
00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:58,644
because Glenn has been
doing it all day, all year.
506
00:17:58,729 --> 00:17:59,849
You know what?
He's been doing it
507
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:00,833
since he started working here.
508
00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,208
So here's what's gonna happen:
You guys are gonna enjoy
509
00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:05,957
this weird-ass little party
'cause that's what Glenn wants.
510
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,059
Got it?
511
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,715
I'll put vodka in the punch.
512
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,022
Now that's what
I'm talking about.
513
00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:17,340
Hey, fiancé.
514
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,247
- Oh, God.
- What parts did you hear?
515
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,816
Not much, since my mom was
crying a lot,
516
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:26,145
but I was able to catch
that we're getting married?
517
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,627
Okay, I swear this is
all Jonah's fault...
518
00:18:28,712 --> 00:18:29,977
It's fine.
519
00:18:30,062 --> 00:18:33,286
I'm sure Parker will get
a new tooth soon
520
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,676
and they'll forget that
we promised them a big wedding.
521
00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:37,629
Yeah.
522
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,200
Although...
523
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,372
That's a pretty big
"although" to leave hanging.
524
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,379
I don't know.
525
00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:47,677
I've been trying not
to think about my future
526
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:50,261
just 'cause it's so up
in the air with my status,
527
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,317
and, you know,
everything being hell,
528
00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:53,965
but...
529
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:56,653
I'm just sick of putting
everything on hold.
530
00:18:57,624 --> 00:18:59,977
So... yeah.
531
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,317
I want to marry you someday.
532
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,412
I mean, not that I even know
if that's something you want...
533
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:06,934
But it is.
534
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,379
Really?
535
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:11,685
We should start
talking about it.
536
00:19:14,143 --> 00:19:16,148
I just would've preferred
we talk about it
537
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,068
before my mom started
sending me photos
538
00:19:18,153 --> 00:19:19,067
of matching white tuxes.
539
00:19:19,152 --> 00:19:21,335
Oh.
540
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,677
We would never do matching
white tuxes, by the way.
541
00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:29,113
Never!
542
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:30,790
I don't know, Jerusha.
543
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:34,055
I don't think I need a
pepperoni casserole right now.
544
00:19:34,302 --> 00:19:35,778
I need a time machine.
545
00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:38,085
Will Glenn Sturgis please
report to the warehouse?
546
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,583
Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.
547
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:42,512
Uh, I gotta go.
548
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,298
♪ Deck the halls
549
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,518
♪ Deck the halls
550
00:19:46,863 --> 00:19:48,868
♪ Deck the halls
551
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,062
♪ Deck the halls
552
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,412
♪ See the blazing yule
553
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,632
♪ Before us
554
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,373
♪ Fa la la la la
555
00:19:58,457 --> 00:20:01,153
Wow! This is wonderful.
556
00:20:01,238 --> 00:20:03,575
Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn,
I was wrong.
557
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,208
People seem
to really like the party.
558
00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:06,348
Yeah, I know!
559
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:08,497
Look at the look
of childlike wonder
560
00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:09,935
on Brett's face.
561
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,133
♪ Deck the halls
562
00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:12,566
Aw!
563
00:20:12,651 --> 00:20:13,959
- Oh!
- Hey!
564
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,394
Wait, are those potatoes?
565
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,919
Do people know
they have candy in Ireland?
566
00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:23,530
Shh, we're not
questioning it.
567
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,613
- Great party, Glenn!
- Oh!
568
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,056
Hey, friend-o!
569
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,097
How was the deep clean?
570
00:20:30,182 --> 00:20:32,014
Did you guys find any
vintage COVID from April?
571
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,582
- Oh, uh, yeah.
- Everything was great.
572
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,368
Dina was especially normal.
573
00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:38,240
- It's okay.
- It's Garrett.
574
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,347
- I was high today.
- What?
575
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:42,220
Are you serious?
Well, I wanna know everything.
576
00:20:42,304 --> 00:20:43,969
Context,
embarrassing anecdotes,
577
00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:45,494
- the whole nine yards.
- Okay.
578
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,062
So it all started first thing
in the morning, right?
579
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,470
♪ Mistletoeing,
and hearts will be glowing ♪
580
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,560
♪ When loved ones are near
581
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:57,476
- Hey, everybody!
It's snowing!
582
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,480
It's an All-iday miracle!
583
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:05,917
♪ Oh, the most
wonderful time ♪
584
00:21:06,002 --> 00:21:07,603
♪ Of the year
585
00:21:08,854 --> 00:21:09,658
Oh. Yeah.
586
00:21:09,743 --> 00:21:10,994
It's been snowing for months.
587
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:12,947
Close the door!
Jesus, Glenn!
588
00:21:13,031 --> 00:21:14,431
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