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The books "Sex And Zen"

and "Golden Vase" are both banned in China.

The real meaning of "Sex And Zen"

is: you get happy when raping others' wife,

but what if yours gets raped?

The character of the book, Mo Yang San

even has a horse's penis

to replace his only one.

In the end, his wife becomes a prostitute

and she is enjoyed by thousands of men.

Strange enough,

many men

still take Mo Yang San as their idol.

They all want to be as horny as he.

They want to rape all pretty girls...

"Sex And Zen ll"

There is a rich family in Chinmun Town.

The master, Mr. Saimun

has a given name Chien.

He takes Mo Yang San as his idol

and he practises "Iron Dick".

Every morning when he wakes up,

he hangs a watermelon on his penis to practise.

He wants his penis to be as hard as iron.

Am I superman?

Very Super!

Don't say I am mean to you.

I'll give you watermelon today, take it.

Eat it.

I'll eat... very good.

He'll go on practising "Iron Scrotum"

He ties himself to a bull's scrotum,

and he'll do tug-o-war.

Once he pulls,

he can pull out the bull's penis. The bull becomes eunuch.

Now he's practising Sand Skill.

He writes on the sand with his penis.

He just wants to make all women die

die on bed.

What do you think about my autograph?

He insists on snatching others' wives.

He has 4 wives.

His 1st wife is dead.

The other 3 concubines used to be others' wives.

He snatches them to be his concubines.

Muyon

You're the No. One Horny Man

and a great painter.

And my painting,

with women's busts as lotus flowers, pubic hair as lotus leaves,

buttocks as birds, waist as grass,

it fully illustrates

how to paint a woman's body.

And this is "Scene of Hundred Women".

Are you getting excited?

Oh! You mustn't seduce friends' wives.

Don't you always snatch friends' wives?

Right, but Brother Chien,

you did announce that if anyone dare to touch your wife and daughter,

you'll burn his family to death and rape his mother!

You'll even feed dogs with his dick.

I'd rather desert my family and my mother.

I can't have son if I lose my dick.

There's no point in thinking about that.

You're really my idol!

Everyone says you're great flatter.

You know nothing but betray your friends.

You keep flattering those rich and powerful guys.

I don't believe a soul.

I find you're the most honest guy.

Thanks, thanks.

No thanks.

I'm just boasting.

Don't play me a fool.

What? I can fool you any time.

I can have you suck my dick, you nut!

Saimun Chien is the master of Chinmun Town.

He is capricious and violent.

So all those flatterers

are fooled by him.

Every evening,

Saimun Chien's servant will bring out 4 gongs.

Each of them has one of his 4 wives's name on it.

He will strike one of the gongs

to indicate which wife he's going to spend the night with.

But sometimes when Saimun Chien feels tired and wants to have a rest,

he will strike his late 1st wife's gong.

Then he'll stay in his own room that night to take a rest and have some tonic.

Old master, this is cock testicles,

bull penis, seal penis.

These are snake gut and tiger penis.

All are penises?

I want to try penises of all animals.

Why don't you laugh? Isn't that amusing?

That's amusing, but I'm too old, I respond slowly.

You're the perfect servant.

Where're Lung and Yiau?

They're flying kites.

You mustn't let them go.

Dad...

We'll fly a kite.

Don't go.

Dad, you're more and more of dictatorship.

Of course.

But you step on your brother.

Are you alright?

Why are you stepping under my feet? Are you OK?

I don't know

why I have a retarded son.

He was born like that.

Dare you complain?

I've asked you not to go out and you still take him outside?

I just want to fly a kite with him.

It's boring to stay home all day.

We Saimun family, has been rich and important.

You're a girl,

how come you stay outside all day?

What if you get molested?

How can I face others?

Don't think it's safe by disguising as a boy.

I'll tell you,

it's a horrible world,

and molesters and manics are everywhere.

They like to molest young boys.

Dad, mind your saliva.

I don't care, you mustn't run around in future.

Go back to your room.

Brother, higher. Higher still.

Great, still higher.

Harder, harder.

Go on, get higher still.

Let it go...

You're pulling on my dick.

You nearly made me impotent.

So you're peeping at others making love!

Making love is for married couples.

Look, they're making love openly,

so it is only monkey affairs.

You're quite learned.

Of course.

What do you call this?

Let me tell you,

it's 'John' for a kid,

Dick" for bigger size,

and 'Cock' if it's still bigger.

It's listed in poems: The dick and cock of men

are both looking for pretty, sexy women.

This word, "dick",

is termed as 'root' in literature.

And for women, they call it 'Pussy'

or 'Flower heart'.

Taoists call it tripod.

How to call it in foul language?

We literate people won't say that.

If you want to know how to pronounce,

combine the syllable, cun and t, and that's how it's pronounced

Cun...t...

May I know your name?

I'm Fatau. I'm a student.

I want to study

under Mr. Plum of the village nearby.

I want to learn how to rule a country.

Good idea. You can be educated.

You can too.

But I am a girl.

I'm just an ordinary girl,

my brother is an idiot.

It's bad if I leave him and go to school.

H's a pity.

As we've taken to each other,

it'd be good

if we can study together at night.

And if we finish school,

I must get to know every pretty girl.

You can become my companion then.

You go to school because you want to meet girls?

Books say: Educated men have good wives,

Education leads to meeting lots of girlfriends.

You're evil!

Well, all men are horny.

It's dusk.

I have to move on.

If you are interested, come to see me at the next town.

Goodbye.

You're hungry, go home.

OK, go home.

Do you think I should go to school?

Good, good.

You know nothing but say good.

Good, good.

Can't you say it's bad?

Good, good.

It's no use talking to you.

Our daughter is too naughty.

She's still playing outside at this hour.

Someone come!

Call everybody

to find Yiau and Lung back.

They just ignore what I say.

Why are you so mad?

Why?

Our daughter gets on my nerves.

Let's screw.

Come on.

Harder.

Squat down.

Suck it.

Dad, Dad.

Dad, I'm back. Dad.

I'm back, Dad.

Why don't you listen to what I say?

You're outside all day.

Brother and I went flying kites.

You are a girl.

How can you stay outside all the time?

I'm dressed as a boy.

In ancient time, Ho Muo Ian took up military service for her father.

And she became so famous.

Women even became empresses.

There's a song for that:

An empress in ancient time,

fearing she had no lovers,

so a doctor gave her advice.

The doctor screwed the Queen,

After much hard job,

he solved their problems.

Who knows, he had VD

and spread it over the country.

Great!

Dad, don't sing dirty song.

I really want to be educated, OK?

No way!

Really no?

You are a girl, and I never see a girl behaving like you.

Good girls should stay home all day.

They should do sewing, embrodery,

music, playing with birds, this is what a girl should do.

But you keep thinking of going to school?

Dad, are you alright?

No, you made me mad.

Go back to your room.

San,

I know you work hard,

you needn't stick to it all the time.

Mom, I want to see the world outside.

I want to learn with Mr. Plum.

I want to be educated.

I don't want to follow your step.

I don't want to be men's slave.

There's a saying: Ignorant girls are perfect.

It's been invented by men to tease women.

If we don't get education, we must obey men for all our life.

If they ask us to walk, we must walk.

We must follow whatever they order us.

Mom, excuse for my deed, I must elude.

If you are really in heaven,

please bless me.

I'd better take the back door.

Miss, where are you going?

It's very late.

Dad asks me to practise.

Why are you here so late?

Want to peep?

I dare not...

Why don't you go to sleep?

I will tell father this.

1, 2, 3, dad...

What is it?

Dad, you're so skilled at Flying Step.

We've been peeping at you for a long time.

Come with me.

Dear ancestors,

I am your lousy offspring,

I don't know how to educate my daughter and she has run away,

She insists on running wild,

If outsiders start gossips,

How am I going to handle?

Burn his house, beat his mother.

Right: we're Saimun family,

we fear no gossips against us.

Today the reason why I call on you

is because I want to announce to you,

I have made up a decision.

I want to let my daughter go to school.

Thanks, Dad.

Don't be so happy soon.

You must promise me one thing.

I promise...

3 stay here, the rest go wank off outside.

Go.

Must I be beaten before letting me go?

San, come out.

Why is our family so rich?

In fact,

we're expert in making weapons.

Look at this,

It took me 3 years to finish it.

This is Chastity Amour.

Chastity Amour?

If you put this on,

only this key can unlock it.

If any man wants to rape you,

this bust protecting chopper,

and the cutter inside, will be activated automatically.

No men can take advantage of you.

Come and squeeze her busts.

Go ahead.

Your turn.

Sqeeze her buttocks.

Go ahead.

Lama, your tum.

Screw her.

I dare not.

I ask you to.

I dare not.

Useless.

It's lost its function.

Let me do it.

If anyone wants to screw in, and make love with you,

the cutter will smash his dick.

As long as you put on this amour,

I'll not be worried about your going to school.

The dick and cock of man,

The dick and cock of man,

are both looking for pretty, sexy women.

Are both looking for pretty, sexy girls.

Teacher... none of my business.

You still deny?

Saimun Yiau, the guy you recommended, has come.

I'm Saimun Yiau, how are you?

Give me a chance, Teacher.

Teacher, give it back to me, it's expensive.

I need it when I come up with vocabulary.

This is to make ink.

What do you usually do after school?

We make poems, music or sword war.

Sword war?

Right, we practise every day.

Practising in back hill.

Do you want to take a look?

Sure.

Sword war is simple, I can do so well.

What're they to be proud of? I can surely beat them.

Pay, you are never up to me.

Who dare to challenge me?

I Will.

You? You loser!

Let me tell you.

I've practised for months already.

I don't believe I'll lose this time.

We'll see.

Why does it take you so long?

Mind your own business.

Harder...

Harder...

You wet your feet?

Are you pissing or something?

Challenge me? Unless you're virgin boy.

That new comer is like a kid.

He must be virgin boy.

OK, let's tease him.

Are you virgin boy?

Are you buddies?

Yes, yes.

Come and help me if you are.

Not just one time?

What then?

No, I won't play this.

I said I won't play this.

Don't force him if he's unwilling to.

What's that got to do with you?

It really has something to do with me this time.

Are you OK?

I'm fine, but my dick suffers a lot.

Help me get some pain killer on.

OK.

It hurts, quick.

I'm looking for it, don't shout.

Have you found it yet?

You look horrible.

Horrible? You have the same thing.

Don't exaggerate.

So she's disgusing as a boy.

Um~ let me find something to test it...

How... can she do that?

Great, no wonder they all get hurt.

We'd better leave such a horrible woman alone.

Anyway, men shouldn't molest a woman.

I'd better wank off!

What are you doing?

It's...stuck...

Fatau, his dick is seriously injured.

Will he become a eunuch?

Though he asks for it himself,

you're wrong to disguise as a boy.

OK, you are to take him to a doctor.

Can a doctor cure him of that?

Happy Taoist at Chiukung Mountain...

...knows every stuff of magic.

Take him there at once, but he charges a lot.

No problem, I'm willing to pay anything.

Take him there then.

Only such a small part left?

Even a bird can lift it away.

So many birds there!

How far is it still?

After climbing this hill.

Bear on, we'll soon arrive.

My dick has been smashed

by your cutter.

My happiness has been destroyed by you.

But why are you so horny?

Wait for me.

Wait for me.

It hurts much.

Doctor, how is it?

Your dick has been smashed, no way to heal it.

If I cut off all the smashed flesh,

even a cat will look down on you,

as you have no dick anymore.

What shall I do?

You needn't panic.

There are three ways now.

First, cut it down and become a eunuch

or a gigolo.

You can earn money by letting men screw you.

No way.

No problem, there's a second way.

You become a woman,

and let men pamper you.

A woman has to give birth to babies. No, never.

Third, get a new dick.

Who will exchange for his?

Well, my colleague brother transplanted

a horse dick for Mo Yan San 10 years.

And he has become superman on bed.

Whether she's a virgin or a flirting woman,

all women stick to him.

I do envy him.

But dicky is still dicky, you'll die if you make love too much.

I then researched for 3 years, day and night,

I've figured it out.

I finally invented a mechanic dick.

What's a mechanic dick?

Listen, this mechanic dick is superb.

It has 36 tricks, can be extended,

and extracted,

and extended, and split,

it can swirl,

and swing,

and even splash,

and give out smoke,

I see,

but what's the use of giving out smoke?

It can make you feel indulged, so mysterious.

Do I feel anything?

It depends on my craftmanship.

Not everyone can transplant that.

How much?

5 thousand taels.

5 thousand taels? I'd better give you a dick!

It's not free for sure,

even material costs a lot.

You needn't charge so high.

You think this dick costs no money?

You're trying to cheat me of money.

Stop shouting!

5 thousand taels? I'll pay for you.

You?

Man, you're generous.

OK, I'll offer you free hair for the dick.

Make a toothbrush for yourself.

Forget it then.

Please go out.

You needn't say, I'll go out at once.

Wait for me outside.

Quick, you've been paid, act immediately.

It's only a book,

you needn't show such respect.

You know nothing, it's "Secret of Virginity".

It coheres Heavens and Earth.

Besides medicine and Yin Yang,

there is a last episode

teaching how to turn to men and women as wish.

You can easily suck men's and women's energy.

And then you can enjoy longevity.

If it's so terrific, why don't you practise that?

With my appearance,

others will call me ugly if I become a woman.

You're aware of that? Act at once.

Stop nagging or I'll hit your dick.

It hurts.

Who are you?

I am Mirage Lady.

Welcome here, Mirage Lady, please wait a while.

Please.

Why I always

find this pair of eyes attractive?

I have a feeling.

These eyes must be related with me.

Taoist, why don't I feel anything?

Soon you will, let me sew this up.

Sorry.

None of my business.

I know.

Taoist, I feel now, there's reaction.

Taoist, shit, it won't stop.

I can't stop it.

Taoist, are you OK?

Wow! So mighty!

You've nearly smashed my teeth off.

Taoist, I am Mirage Lady.

Mirage Lady, I've got your letter,

I know why you come.

Please help me at once, Taoist.

Taoist, is it done?

So troublesome.

Lift him inside.

Yes.

Taoist, how to stop?

Help me stop it at once.

Madam, you want me to change your face.

Is it because you look very ugly?

No, I have my reasons.

What are they?

You shouldn't ask me.

I only hope you can change my face.

Then my body will belong to you, Taoist.

Hey, man.

Please announce lronman has arrived.

I'm not Happy Taoist.

Have you seen anyone getting inside?

I've just seen a woman walking in.

It's done, lam the only one who can achieve this.

Mirage Lady, from now on,

except for me,

no one on earth knows how you look like.

Thanks, Taoist.

Time to repay me, look.

This chair looks like a scorpion, what for?

It's Pleasure Chair, if a woman sits on it,

she can enjoy at every position, every posture.

I'm willing to serve you, Taoist.

But I have a little request.

What is it?

I know you have a book entitled Secret of Virginity.

I hope so much to read it.

Why must you read it?

Taoist, let me read it.

I'll give you double happiness, want a try?

Not that convenient.

Don't you want to try my body?

Let's both go enjoy ourselves.

Take a glance only.

Taoist, don't worry.

I just want to take a glance, give you back at once.

Shit, storm and lightning,

elves must be raging again.

We're late,

Happy Taoist died of losing his energy.

Who sucked out his Yan energy?

Mirage Lady.

Help!

What's happening to you now?

Help me stop it first.

Stop grumbling.

Help me stop it now.

Or it will be too late, quick.

It's swirling and swirling, I'm fainting, help me.

What is this?

"Secret of Virginity"

Must be left by Mirage Lady.

But half of it is gone.

It's a treasure. Let's hide it up.

Happy Taoist...

That Mirage Lady had Happy Taoist change her face.

I wonder what she looks like now.

It's even harder to catch her.

Right,

I heard them crying loud on bed.

She's an evil, she knows how to suck energy,

especially men's energy.

She's killed hundreds of men.

And those victims,

all died horribly, being totally sucked out of their energy.

She needs men's energy

to increase her power.

I got order to arrest her, no matter where she goes.

I've been after her in 7 cities, but she manages to escape.

I know she always wants to get

"Secret of Virginity"

so as to learn Sucking Skills.

And when she succeeds in that Skills,

she can turn into men or women as she wishes.

Are you serious?

What shall we do then?

I fear she'll become more horrible when she succeeds in it.

Then there will be more victims.

Hey, did you see

her new face?

No I remember her eyes.

If you have news of Mirage Lady,

inform us at once.

I guess she's raging in the South.

I'll remain in this town for a while.

OK, I'll inform you once I have news.

Call me Ironman.

I've got to go.

That damned cop is cocky.

This is mandom, much better than you!

Mirage Lady must have taken the other half.

Don't sneeze at it, it's really valuable.

It will prove useful in the future.

Are you feeling better?

Yes, let's go.

Want to take advantage of me again?

Why are you walking like this?

I still feel dizzy, don't excite me.

Come to my home and convalesce before going back to school.

The bride in front is so pretty.

Is she? Let's go and take a look.

Uncle Fok, who's getting married?

Your brother.

Stupid Li hasn't paid the rent yet

so your dad forces her daughter to marry your brother.

Let's go home.

Let's go and see.

What's wrong? The bride hasn't arrived yet?

Old master, she'll arrive soon.

Here comes the bride...

Riches and fortune, bring us babies soon.

The one sitting in the middle is your father?

He's so special.

Old master, the bride has arrived.

This girl is so beautiful!

Right.

I'm nut, that guy gets the best.

Come, you can bow to each other.

Put it down. Step aside.

Dad.

Dad, I am back.

You come home finally?

This is my colleague, Fatau.

How are you, uncle...

Kid!

You don't look honest.

Old master, it's bad if the lucky hour is past.

You're correct.

Come, perform ceremony.

Bow...

Old master, not you.

It's young master.

Bastard, you run in luck.

Bastard.

Saimun's family offspring

relies on you now.

Go enjoy first night.

Dad, I don't know how to.

Bastard, you know nothing!

Must I teach you how to?

Good...

I do want to, but...

Go inside at once.

Old master!

Go and sleep at once, why stand here, move!

Yes,

Old master, it's time to sleep...

Why are you back? Want to peep?

I dare not... Beat it!

Take off her clothes!

Squeeze her breasts.

Squeeze her...

You're useless.

Open the door.

Open the door,

Dad, what's it?

You've worked so long,

but what have you been doing?

Take off her clothes,

kiss her, squeeze her breasts.

Then make love, you idiot.

Making love? What making love?

You idiot!

Put your pissing thing

into her pissing thing.

Tsui, do it slowly with Lung.

Go.

Take it out, Put it in.

No!

You needn't give me face

screw her...screw her...

It's bad...

Go away. Come on.

Is my son really so stupid?

Do you know what you're doing?

I am making love now.

Making love?

Why are you holding a urine pot?

You asked me to put my pissing thing

into her pissing thing.

Idiot!

You don't know how to use your dick.

Tsui.

Are you OK?

Let me pamper you if Lung doesn't know how to.

No, Old master.

Let me...let me...

Tsui, you should belong to me.

Old master, others will definitely start gossips about me.

Gossip is horrible,

why don't you...let me die.

Bullshit, who dare to start gossips?

I'll kill his whole family.

You act like his wife at day time,

and at night, we'll become a real couple.

Why doesn't Old master come out?

Right, he keeps staying in his room.

He just ignores us.

Is he ill or something?

No, he has a real good appetite.

Right, he hasn't made love with us for 10 days.

I just can't believe him.

There must be something wrong.

Old master is sleeping in Chuen Yuen Room.

His dead wife's room. Not me again.

I'll see what are you doing.

Old master, don't stop.

No way!

It's true, I saw it myself.

We mustn't let it spread out.

Master is stubborn, no one can convince him.

We'd better keep it a secret and wait for a chance.

What a pity!

What? Useless!

Old master,

must we report to officer of this case?

What's the use? I'm officer here.

Dad, Yi's death is suspicious.

Old master, I remember last night,

I saw Yi taking a packet

and leaving with 2 men.

They all left here in a mysterious way.

Is that true?

Laifu, see if Yi's jewels are still here.

You're smart.

Old master, nothing is left.

It's so simple a case.

She seduced men,

and eluded with them.

But those guys just want her money and killed her.

But Yi died nude and bled on her face.

Those 2 guys must have had a row about the share.

They then ask others to rape her.

One by one.

Look, every hole of hers bled.

She must have been raped by more than 20 men.

Old master, what shall we do now?

We mustn't let others learn this.

Laifu, bury her just anywhere.

Got it.

Dad, I don't think this is that simple.

I must check

who's so daring as to seduce my wife.

You stay out of this.

Tsui, be careful.

What if we go back to our room?

Really?

No wonder dad always stands by her side.

What is it?...

None of your business.

Let's do an autopsy on Yi's body. Sure.

She dies just like the way mentioned in "Secret of Virginity".

It stinks.

Energy Sucking Skill?

At the point of ejaculating,

men can suck women's energy.

They can then increase their power.

Sucking women's energy?

But she seems to have been raped all over.

All her energy got sucked out,

nothing left inside.

Let's cut up her abdomen.

You do it.

Don't blame on me.

Nothing inside!

Not even the stomach,

kidney, or even the womb.

Was it done by Mirage Lady?

Sure, only Mirage Lady knows Sucking Skills.

What shall we do now?

I've no idea.

Futau, go and look for Officer lronman.

Ironman?

Only he can deal with Mirage Lady.

I suspect Mirage Lady has mixed in our house.

Don't you think so?

I suspect about Tsui.

Don't let her know we've been here.

Sure.

Go.

You beat me when I help you?

Let's go.

The door is closed, make it softly.

Mind you,

don't let her know we went there.

Remember.

Where've you been?

We caught mice in the kitchen.

Did you? Mice in kitchen?

Did you chase them up to the street?

No, we've caught every of them.

We must sleep, good night.

Good night.

Higher.

Give me, let me play it.

Higher.

Strange,

Tsui looks an innocent girl,

how come she incests with father?

Why did Yi die? Is it related with her?

Honey!

Brother, how come he fell down?

No idea,

he just fell down the precipice.

Honey!

It's bad luck to our family.

I've only got this son,

and he died.

Lung, don't worry, I'll take care of Tsui.

In order to have offspring

and to compensate Tsui,

I now announce

Tsui will be my 4th concubine.

Getting sister-in-law as wife?

This is incest.

Men made this up.

In this town, my words are the laws.

Brother has just died and you marry his wife?

Brother can't rest in peace.

Look, he's resting in peace for sure.

Why must you scare me,

bastard?

If you really do this,

I'll leave here forever.

What? Shut up!

No more bullshit.

I won't give you face if you say on.

Office lronman?

Who are you?

Officer lronman, from Security Force.

Why are you here?

I got order to arrest Mirage Lady.

I suspect she has arrived this town.

Mirage Lady? Who is she?

She's got the book "Secret of Virginity".

She is skilled at Energy Sucking.

She sucks women's energy to increase her power.

There're many victims already.

She'll keep on raging nearby.

I suspect Yi was killed by Mirage Lady.

Then go and arrest her.

I suspect a new member of your family

is Mirage Lady.

What did you say?

Say.

Who do you mean?

Who? Who is it?

It's her.

Bullshit! Tsui is so weak.

How can she kill?

All poisonous snakes are beautiful,

and attractive.

You know it's fatal

only you get bitten by it

but that's too late.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Tsui is my wife, if you touch her,

I'll kill you instantly, got it?

You're so stubborn.

In this town, I'm the most influential man.

You can never run away from me.

Want a try?

I don't come to fight with you today.

If I have enough evidence, I'll come again.

You'd better be careful.

Saimun, come with me.

Officer Ironman, I'll go with you.

Why must you disobey me?

If you go with him, don't come home again.

Did I scare you?

Tsui, don't worry. No need to fear anyone when I am here.

Tsui is a poor girl who is forced to marry your dad.

Since everybody finds her suspicious,

let's go question her parents.

Perhaps we can find some clues.

How come no human are around?

Go get some medicine here.

Tsui?

Watch out!

Dead bodies.

Three dried bodies, they died months ago.

You mean Tsui...

The real Tsui and her parents...

are already dead.

The Tsui at your home,

is indeed Mirage Lady.

She takes shelter at your place to escape from me.

She keeps practising Virginity Skills.

Then dad is in great danger?

Let's go home at once.

What is it?

Many people are hiding outside.

Dad!

Officer lronman, how are you?

Shit, you stand by the outsiders?

Dad, are you crazy? It's fatal to kill officer.

Get away, no one knows if I kill them all.

I won't go away, dare you kill me too.

Officer lronman, let's go.

Old master, chase them.

No need.

He got poisoned in that arrow.

If any woman makes love with him within an hour,

his dick will explode and he'll die.

Old master

Miss is with him, do you fear?

Of course not!

My daughter has Chastity Amour on.

He can only see but not touch her.

OK, let's go home.

There's a temple, let's go in.

How do you feel?

It seems like I'm cracking all over.

I must have been poisoned by the arrow.

Poisoned arrow?

Dad never uses poisoned arrow.

Mirage Lady must have taught him.

Mirage Lady?

That "Secret of Virginity" may list the way to neutralize poison.

Very hot! Very hot!

Here it is.

Flame Arrow is the most horrible poisoned arrow,

the victim's penis will erect to the full,

and if within an hour,

he screws no women to neutralize the poison,

he'll crack over and his penis will explode.

What a cruel woman!

OK...I'll take you to the brothel.

It's too late.

Saimun, just leave me alone.

It is just my destiny.

Very painful.

I'm a girl indeed.

As I asked you out,

I mustn't let you die.

Don't...!

Little bro...

No...Ma'am, don't!

But no one can open my amour

No...Ma'am, don't!

I need to borrow your sword.

You can't do this, don't sacrifice!

Don't!

Tsui...

Tsui, Tsui, I'm back.

Honey, you're back?

I've killed all the officers.

Honey, you're mighty-

Come, let's celebrate.

Sure.

What wine is this? It's tasty.

It's a wine from Persia.

It helps your sex performance.

Then drink more.

Marvelous!

Really very strong now.

Tsui, let's make love.

Come and catch me.

Sure.

Don't fool on, come here.

If you fail, let's forget making love.

Look, it's hard as a sword now, it's inconvenient.

It's your business.

My dick is hardened, come I'll lose temper.

What if you lose temple?

This is indeed sex potion,

it'll make you erect for 7 days.

You must keep making love with women.

And in 7 days, you'll ejaculate blood and die.

If no women let you screw

your dick will blow up.

Blow up? That means it'll be broken up.

This is a pay for your being horny.

Don't panic, I am here.

Dead.

Very painful.

I want women, I want women!

I suffer so much.

It hurts bad...

It hurts...

So you're here.

Hey, why did you leave me behind?

Oh, no...

The amour is destroyed, nothing left now.

We didn't do anything.

Brother, Yiau is already my wife,

she tried hard to save me, I won't wrong her.

That was swift.

You're so fast, mighty.

Don't get angry-

I've read the "Secret of Virginity".

I know the Sucking Skills of Mirage Lady.

On stormy and lightning night,

she will be flirting.

She'll become man-mixed-woman and goes sucking,

and at the most critical moment,

it's her weakest time.

I need to screw up with you.

We must go back to Saimun's Mansion

to deal with Mirage Lady.

Really, I don't believe what you say.

Will you help me if I need your help?

Sure.

Bulky man.

You need my help too?

Be careful when you're back.

Madam, Madam.

What is it?

Madam, Miss and Master Fatau are back.

Really?

My father...

Your father died 3 days ago

out of acute illness.

Where are the other guys?

They've all gone away.

I am the only one left.

As no one can decide on me,

Fatau and I will be staying here for a few days.

He'll handle all the things.

Thanks, Fatau.

We're the only people left in Saimun family.

Don't come near.

My neck is stiffed, I want to exercise it.

Look outside then, why stare at me?

No one is outside?

Must you take a long bath like this?

I'm sure something gonna happen tonight.

The lightning never stops.

Every time there's lightning, something happens.

I don't believe what lronman says.

I'll do whatever it is to revenge for father.

Don't make me feel miserable.

You bring me natural call.

Go out then, I can only get out if you're outside.

OK.

Fatau.

You take a knife to pee? No one will rape you.

No, I fear dog bite, I got bitten by dog when I was young.

You stay awake? You fear me?

No, how come?

Why don't you sleep then?

It's thunderstorm, I fear a lot.

You fear?

Go and cover yourself with a quilt, and you'll fear nothing.

I'm even afraid to go back to my room.

Old master died in my room.

He died horribly.

His eyes and tongue stuck out, I am scared.

I'll get rest now.

It's really horrible.

Accompany me to my room and wait till I fall asleep.

Sitting by your bed?

Right.

Don't you fear me?

No, you're an honest guy, I never fear you.

You're very correct there.

She's so beautiful.

You said he's a man, I never believe it.

You've promised?

A man should protect women,

I'll do as you say.

Tsui, what happens? Why crying?

I fear you look down on me.

How come I will?

You will.

As I married two men

and they died accidentally.

They'll say I am a man-killer.

In fact, I was forced in both marriages.

Once I find a man who really loves me,

even for just one night,

I'll die for him.

Don't say such unlucky things.

Fatau,

if I say you're my beloved man,

will you find me dirty?

No, how come I will?

Will you love me for one night?

Helping others is my hobby.

I'm totally willing to accompany you one night.

I used to be framed by others,

so I must give you good stuff tonight. It's sort of apology.

Fatau, I feel cold!

Cover yourself with the blanket!

Harder!

Harder still!

Why so strong suddenly?

Why is there something inside pushing me out?

This position is not feasible.

Don't probe me.

Help...

Let go of me, quick.

Help...

Little bro, emit smoke!

Help, let go of me...

Help!

Evil, condemn death.

How are you? Tell me.

I'm fine.

How come?

I've expected all this.

She's sucked all female energy,

and now she's sucking your male energy.

You take me as bait?

Just because you're horny, and get seduced.

You'd better take a shelter,

let me deal with her.

Where are you going?

What about me?

Ironman, have you killed her?

She's escaped.

What shall we do?

Go out and watch Yiau. Also...

You can't catch me so easily?

Ironman, you may rest in peace.

Nut, you get happy when raping other's wife.

I'm going to rape your darling,

then I will come back to rape you.

Your dad drink this, his dick will blow up.

Your turn to drink now.

If you drink it, you'll feel like king.

And I'll make love with you.

We'll both enjoy our utmost.

When you reach your climax,

I'll suck all your energy.

You'll die during your climax.

Do you feel like a king?

You feel hot at the face, you're getting wet down there.

How do you feel?

I've succeeded in practising Secret of Virginity.

I'll become man-mixed-woman.

I'm the prettiest woman in the world, and the strongest man too.

My dick

will make you die in climax.

Kiss my busts.

Kiss me...

Kiss lower...

No, don't!

Since the creation of the earth,

penis gives birth to everything.

It also brings much joy to human.

You want a climax?

You'd better pamper it, kiss it.

All women are alike.

At the beginning, they say no, no...

and then they'll only shout for joy...

...very comfortable!

Very happy.

So for sexual intercourse

it really brings much joy to both men and women.

In secret of Virginity,

it mentions Energy Sucking,

the success and failure,

depends on which side reaches climax first.

If women get climax, men suck her energy.

If men ejaculate, women suck his energy.

I mustn't reach climax first.

I must bear on.

Your dad says he must screw all women,

and no one dare screw his wife.

And now all female members of his family get screwed by me.

This is just a repay for him.

This girl has delicate skin

and a tight pussy.

It's excellent to intercourse with her.

I want to ejaculate.

I must hold my energy. If my energy emits,

all the efforts I've done all these years,

will be ruined.

I must hold on tight,

I feel more and more excited.

No, I must be active.

I must make her surrender.

I must suck her energy.

If not, I'll die because she'll suck all my energy.

I must use this posture, Lotus Seat.

Very comfortable.

I must win, I must beat her to revenge for father.

Very comfortable.

I mustn't let her go on.

I'm nearly coming.

Very comfortable.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

You're lost.

You didn't know I've learnt Secret of Virginity too?

I've sucked all your male energy.

You never expected you'll die?

Are you OK?

OK, let's go.

Come on.

As Saimun Chien doesn't believe in fate,

and insists on being horny,

his wife and children...

are all raped by Mirage Lady.

All except for Saimun Yiau, as she's kind-hearted.

Though she gets raped,

she survives.

So you must believe in destiny.