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I hate to see

The evenin'sun go down

I hate to see
the evenin'sun go down

Hey, Pop!

'Cause my baby

She done left this town

Say, Ray Charles?

Where's my breakfast?

'Comin' up.

I'm feeling tomorrow

Just like I feel today

Feel tomorrow

Just like I feel today

I'm gonna pack my trunk

Make my getaway

St. Louis woman

With her diamond ring

Diamond ring
Diamond ring

I hate to see

That evenin'sun go down

Take me back home
Well, well, well

What is goin' on in here?
Are you fixing my breakfast...

or is this
a Lawrence Welk audition?

I'm cooking your eggs
so they won't be runny.

Last time you say it look
like a plateful of Dippity-do.

You've been in here
all morning.

Does it take this long
to fix eggs?

Listen. Nobody rushed
the hen that's supplying 'em...

so don't rush the cook
that's frying 'em.

I haven't got all day,
you know.

You sure in a bad mood
this morning.

Maybe a hot meal'll make you
feel better. Good, hot breakfast.

How 'bout that?

See, that's my own
special recipe here.

I call it,
"De Omelet Fred. "

That looks terrible, Pop. How do you
expect me to do a hard day's work...

on a rotten breakfast
like that?

For the rotten stuff you been bringing
in, a rotten breakfast is good enough.

I'm tired of you complaining
about the stuff I bring in...

because I know what that is.

That's just an excuse to cover up the
miserable way you're running this place.

What's wrong with the way
I run this place?

Just look at it, Pop.
Look at this place.

And look at you. I'm gettin'
sick and tired of the whole thing.

I'm getting tired of it. I'm getting
tired of your nagging and complaining...

and holding me back,
and I've had it.

In other words...

In other words...

you don't like it here.

No, I don't like it here.
And as a matter of fact...

if it wasn't for you
holding me back...

I could've been out of this junkyard
a long time ago and into an office.

Yeah, the welfare office.

If it wasn't for you
taking me out of high school...

there's no telling where
I would've been now.

The only time you was ever number one
is when you was the first dropout.

And look what
I dropped into.

A gravy train
filled with biscuits.

You ain't gonna find
nothin' good as this nowhere else.

I'm gettin' sick and tired
of waking up at 6:00 in the morning...

and eatin' rotten food
and doing all the work around here.

Let me tell you something else.
I'm carrying you.

Where?

I ain't been nowhere. I been here
all the time and ain't leaving.

You ain't carrying me
nowhere, dummy.

That's another thing I'm gettin' tired
of you calling me a dummy.

The only reason I call you a dummy
is because I call them as I see them.

Dummy.

So you don't think
I can make it on my own?

I know you can't make it
on your own.

Then I'm just gonna have
to prove it to you!

What does that mean,
you gonna prove it to me?

- I quit.
- You mean you quit the partnership?

Bingo!
Give the man a cigar.

If you give up your share
of the business...

then if I die,
you won't be gettin' all of this.

You know who'll be gettin' it?
State of California.

I don't think the State of California
would accept it.

They got enough pollution.

So you're really going, huh?

That mean we won't be
seein' each other no more?

I'll come around and visit you
on Fridays like Goldstein's son.

You know, that old junk dealer
down the street?

His son visits him every Friday night
and they have chicken soup.

That's because theyJewish.

See, and every Friday night
they do something religious.

So is that what we gonna do,
something religious?

Where will you
be workin'?

That's exactly what
I'm gonna find out.

I'm going to the unemployment office
and see what kind of jobs they got.

I wanna get me a job where I can
use my head as well as my hands.

They got it for you. They'll put a cap
on your head and a broom in your hand.

That's very funny, Pop. And just to show
you that there's no hard feelings...

I'm gonna stick around here
until you get somebody to fill my job.

I'll have your job
filled tomorrow.

- You think so? Who you gonna get?
- Anybody.

I'm gonna change the sign from "Sanford
and Son" to "Sanford and Anybody. "

I don't care what you do, I'm gettin'
out of here. I'm gonna get me a job.

I don't care. Listen, you ain't never
gonna find another job like this one.

You'll be back here tomorrow
begging for your job.

Ain't nobody
gonna hire you.

One thing to be a dummy,
and it's another thing to be stupid.

And ain't nobody gonna hire
no dummy, stupid.

Stupid dummy.

- Mr. Clifford? Lamont Sanford.
- That's right.

Yes, thank you.
I'll take that. Please be seated.

First of all, let me
ask you a few questions, Mr. Sanford.

What's your
educational background?

I was working toward my PhD,
but I didn't quite complete it.

I see.
How far did you get?

About the tenth grade.

Okay.
What was your last job?

Well, I was, uh...
I was in commodities, Mr. Clifford.

Commodities.
Could you clarify that a little?

You see,
I was the head collector.

I collected things that ordinary people
don't recognize as being valuable.

- You mean, discarded objects?
- In a manner of speaking.

Are you trying to tell me
that you're a junk man?

Actually, that's what I was
trying not to tell you.

Let's see if you're qualified
for unemployment compensation.

Unemployment compensation?
I came in here to look for a job.

There's no reason why
an able-bodied man...

can't find a decent job
in this land of opportunity.

I'm here to tell you that I'm prepared
to roll up my sleeves and go to work.

I don't have to depend
on a mere handout of $65 a week.

- It's $75.
- It is?

As much as I hate to, Mr. Clifford,
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to accept
that unemployment check of $75 a week.

Well, you won't have to.
Here's one that's right up your alley.

You know where
9278 South Central Avenue is?

9278. That really is
up my alley.

- That's Ralph Backstrom's junkyard.
- Yes.

Mr. Backstrom's
looking for someone.

Do I have to take this job? There's
no chance of me getting unemployment?

Not as long as we can find you a job
right up your alley. Okay?

You can start to work
in the morning.

First thing in the morning, I want you
to go to the Supreme Salvage Company...

and pick me up some bathtubs
I ordered.

By the way,
can you drive a truck?

Yeah, I know all about trucks. I can
take one apart in five minutes, man.

I ain't talkin' about stripping 'em,
I'm talking about driving 'em.

- You got a driver's license?
- Oh, yeah, right here.

You sure take
an ugly picture.

Oh, that's because
it was early in the morning.

When you this ugly in the morning,
you that ugly at night.

Look here.
Now, I got...

I got this address
and I got the check.

Here's the address to go pick up
them tubs, and take this check.

- Okay?
- All right, Mr. Sanford.

Now, if you try
to run off with my truck...

and try to cash that check,
I'll find you.

Might take me a week, might take
me a month, might take me years.

But one day,
maybe 50 years from now...

you'll be walkin' down the street,
and when you least expect it...

a 115-year-old man
gonna jump out of the alley...

Jump out of the alley with a two-by-four
and cave your skull in.

Come on, get to work.

- Right on!
- What?

Right out.

Right on.

Pop, who was that big guy
I just saw leaving here?

Oh, that was King...
I mean, that was Norman.

Yeah, he's
the new fella I hired.

- You hired somebody already?
- Sure. I told you I would.

- How'd you do?
- Are you kiddin'?

I got a job just like that.

Uh, no kiddin'?
What kind of job is it?

Got a job
in commodities.

Oh, you still in junk.

Listen, Pop,
this is a different job.

I got more responsibility
on this job.

Mr. Backstrom wants me to
take over the whole operation.

Backstrom? You going to work
for old Big-Nose Backstrom?

- What's wrong with that?
- Nothing. Everything'll be all right.

Yeah. You got yourself a new man
that you're happy with...

and I got myself a new job
that I'm happy with.

Yeah. I guess you'll...
you'll be leavin' soon, won't you?

Yeah, it looks that way.

Yeah. Well, you gonna
stay tonight for supper?

No, it's Friday night.
I got a heavy date.

Friday? I almost forgot
it was Friday.

What are you doin'?

Well, if you can go out,
I can go out too.

Where you goin'?

I'm gonna have me some hot chicken soup
down with Goldstein and his son.

Shalom.

Hello, Police Department?

I want to report a stolen
1952 red pickup truck.

Yeah, a big ugly fella
drivin' it.

I don't know. He just jumped in
and took off!

Uh, yeah, Norman,
it's time you took off.

You don't have to work all day, Norman.
Okay, Norman. Good-bye, Norman.

- Say, who was that?
- That was Norman.

That's a funny thing. It's almost 6:30,
and he still wants to keep on workin'.

- He's all over the place.
- Oh, yeah?

- What happened to you?
- Oh, I had to work a little late.

Mr. Backstrom wanted some,
uh, some advice...

about some,
some financial matters.

Where were y'all discussin' it?
In the chimney?

This? I got this helping a couple of
my assistants move some merchandise.

- Assistants?
- Yeah. Two guys that work under me.

No kiddin'? Well,
if you look like that...

and two guys work under you,
they must still be buried.

The new man's working out okay?
Where's he at now?

He's out on the truck.

I guess I'll go upstairs, change
my clothes and run down to the diner.

- Oh, no. I got your supper ready.
- You have?

We don't work together, but you still
my son. I got your supper ready.

You sit at the table
and I'll get your supper.

Okay, Pop.

- You're really tired, huh?
- Me, tired?

How you gonna get tired
when you got assistants?

Yeah, that's right.
I'll get your supper.

Well, here you are.

- How's that?
- That sure smells good, Pop.

You know, when you want to,
you really can cook. What is it?

It's just steak, green beans
and Rice-A-Roni.

It's my own recipe. I call it
"Steak-a-Rice-A-Roni-beany. "

These are my favorite dishes
in the world, Pop.

- No kiddin'? Isn't that a coincidence.
- Yeah.

I'll go get your dessert.

Dessert?
You got me dessert too?

Yeah. You might not like it, but
it's all they had at the supermarket.

- Deep-dish apple pie.
- Hey, Pop, you know that's my favorite.

That's another coincidence.
That's two coincidences in a row.

Ain't that a coincidence?

Finish eatin'.
I'll get this.

Hello? Yeah, he's here.
Who's callin'?

It's ol' Big-Nose Backstrom.

Hello there, R.B.

Excuse me, Pop. I gotta talk about
some business with Mr. Backstrom.

Okay, all right.
I'll get your dessert.

Would you mind
closing the door?

Hello, Mr. Backstrom?
What do you mean, what am I doing home?

I worked
an hour and a half overtime!

Did you expect me to unload all
those refrigerators by myself?

I don't get that.

Of course I want the j...
Listen, if you don't...

But I... What?

Well, you a white one!

- You still talkin'?
- That's right, R.B.

Okay. So long.

What did R.B. Want?

He just wanted to tell me
that I did such a great job today...

that he's gonna give me
some time off.

No kiddin'?
You only been workin' one day...

and now you're goin'
on your vacation.

- That's not bad.
- I'll take two or three days off...

and just hang around the house,
catch up on my readin'.

Yeah, that's nice.

You got a good job
workin' for a nice fella...

and I got me a good man
workin' for me...

a guy that you can like
and trust right away.

Yeah, it's nice.

- Yeah, that's really nice.
- Yeah.

You know what? You know what's
really nice about it...

is we don't work together no more,
but we still friends, right?

Right. Say, Pop,
I think I hear the truck.

You hear the truck? Oh, yeah,
you hear the truck. That's Norman.

That's Norman bringing the truck back
with the stuff.

You thought he was gonna
steal the truck, didn't you?

- What are you talking about?
- Nothin'.

I'm gonna help him
unload them bathtubs.

What took you so long?
You been gone all day!

- I stopped home for a bite to eat.
- Where you live, Cleveland?

Oh, you sure are a trip,
Pops.

But you won't be mad at me
when you see this great buy I got you.

This is really out of sight.
You ready?

This is the one.

Hear that, Elizabeth?

I'm comin' to join ya,
honey...

with a bear behind.

Wait, Mr. Sanford. It ain't real!
It's stuffed.

Stuffed? What am I gonna do
with a stuffed bear?

You mean, you don't know
what it's for? Look.

Every night before you go to bed, take
this bear and put it in the window, see.

And then you shine
a whole lots of light on it.

Then if any burglars break in
and try to steal something...

when they see this bear
it scares them, see!

- It's a watch bear.
- Why, you big dummy!

A watch bear?
You a bigger dummy than my dummy!

I oughta take you and shove you
down that bear's throat.

I gave you a check to bring me
some bathtubs, and you come with a bear.

If you don't take this bear back...
I knew you wasn't gonna make it.

Look at you, 200 pounds of brawn
and a half ounce of brain.

You get my money for this bear, or I'll
get me a crowbar and peel your head.

Come on, Pops, take it easy.

- And don't call me Pops.
- Hey, Pop!

I said, don't call me Pop.
Oh. Hey, son.

Norman and I were just discussin'
the rare purchase he just made.

- What's it for?
- What's it for? Are you kiddin'?

Move, Norman. Let me explain
to this dummy.

See, this is a watch bear.
You put this in the window...

and shine lights up on it
and it keeps burglars away.

You put that thing in the window
and it'll keep the customers away!

Excuse us, Norman.
You stay out here and watch the bear.

Don't pull on my clothes.
You know I don't like that.

Sit down.

Listen, this guy's gonna
drive you out of business.

He's been gone all day
and comes home with a bear.

It's his first day on the job. You gotta
give him time to learn the business.

If we give him anymore time,
there won't be no business.

I just can't stand around here
and let this guy do this to you...

so I'm gonna quit my new job,
no matter how good it is...

and come back
to work here for you.

Well, won't R.B. Be mad?

I don't care, let him.
Blood's thicker than water.

- Yeah, what'd he ever do for you?
- That's right.

Say, Pop, there's just one thing.
What about Norman?

I wouldn't do it for nobody else but I'd
do it for you, son. I'm gonna fire him.

- But won't he be mad?
- I don't care. Let him be mad.

- Right. What did he ever do for you?
- He brought me a bear.

That's exactly why
you should fire him, Pop!

Yeah,
I'm gonna fire him.

Say, Pops,
where's my bread, man?

You want your bread?

Here. There's your bread.
Now, you fired.

And don't...
Don't never call me Pop.

- You come out here and say that, Pops.
- You come on in here! Come on.

Listen,
I'll left hook you to death.

- Said that out, didn't I?
- Yeah.

Looks like we're back
in business again.

- Partners once more.
- You know it. Right.

You know what, Pop?
We can at least say one thing.

- We gave it a chance.
- Right again.

And we both know that
we can make it on our own.

- Right.
- Right.

Listen, son. Why don't you get
over there and finish your supper?

'Cause you know why?

One of the worst things in the world
is cold Steak-a-Rice-A-Roni-beany.

- Right.
- Right.

- Nice to have you home where you belong.
- It's good to be home, Pop.

Imagine that Norman!
He really turned out to be bad news.

Imagine somebody buying something
as stupid as a watch bear.

You know, I thought about that,
and maybe he wasn't too stupid.

What do you mean?

Last night when you went to sleep
I thought I heard a prowler...

so I got up, went outside and
propped the bear up against the house.

- You think that kept the burglars away?
- Of course it did.

Ain't nobody come
and steal nothin', did they?

I don't even want to talk about it.
Did you bring the mail in this morning?

I forgot.
I'll get it now.

Feelin'tomorrow
just like I feel today

Feelin'tomorrow

What's the matter, Pop?
What are you doing?

What are you doing?
Say, Pop!

Hello? Police.
I want to report a stolen watch bear.

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