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MORNING OF THE BIG NIGHT, HUH, ANDY?

ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO COME OVER?

LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

GOOD MORNING, LIEUTENANT. HOW YOU DOING?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT.

WHAT, ANDY?

WITH THE HISTORY BETWEEN US,

YOU'LL THINK I'M MAKING THIS UP‐‐

ANDY, WHAT?

NOW, AN INCIDENT HAS OCCURRED AT MY APARTMENT,

AND IT IS DEFINITELY NOT FIT FOR VISITORS TONIGHT.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

HEY, JOHN, GOOD MORNING.

I HEARD ABOUT THE FUNGUS IN THE FISH TANK,

ABOUT THE DANGEROUS LINOLEUM‐‐

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, YES OR NO?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL...I HAVE A VERY BAD GAS LEAK.

NOW, I CALLED THE GAS PEOPLE ALREADY,

BUT, SYLVIA, I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE

EXPOSING YOU TO THAT KIND OF A DANGER.

SO WE'RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT BACK TO SQUARE ONE.

I WANT YOU TO COME TO MY PLACE.

I TOLD YOU THAT. I ALREADY TURNED THAT CORNER.

I'M A CHANGED MAN. I HAVE A DANGEROUS LEAK.

THAT'S ALL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE NOW.

YOU WANT SOME ADVICE, ANDY?

GET IT FIXED.

MIKE...

ROBERTS.

MIKE ROBERTS AROUND? I GOT TO SEE MIKE.

HE'S NOT HERE.

MIKE.

HEY. ROBERTS.

EXCUSE ME, MISS.

GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE.

DEE‐DEE, REMEMBER ME‐‐ DETECTIVE KELLY?

SURE. I REMEMBER YOU, DETECTIVE.

COME HERE, SWEETHEART.

DETECTIVE, DO YOU THINK

I SHOULD CALL DETECTIVE ROBERTS AT HOME?

MAYBE HIS WIFE WILL ANSWER.

MAYBE CONNIE'LL PICK UP THE PHONE...

DEE‐DEE...

NO, LISTEN, LISTEN, I NEED A BIG FAVOR.

MIKE PROMISED TO GET SOME MONEY TO ME,

BUT I CAN'T REACH HIM.

I GOT TO GET MY DOG TO THE VET...

DEE‐DEE, THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

WHEN MIKE COMES IN, I'LL GIVE HIM YOUR MESSAGE.

I GOT TO GET UP, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR IT.

WHEN HE COMES IN, I'LL GIVE HIM YOUR MESSAGE.

NO. THAT'S NOT GOOD. YOU THINK I'M ONLY HIS SNITCH.

WELL, I'M NOT.

I'M HIS ROUND‐THE‐WORLD GIRL.

YEAH. I'M HIS LITTLE WHORE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU GOT A VISITOR, O. K.?

OH. HI, MIKE.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE.

YEAH. BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR THREE DAYS.

LET'S CALL CONNIE.

LET'S CALL CONNIE, HUH? YEAH. YOU KNOW?

HI, CONNIE.

LET GO!

HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THAT'S ENOUGH!

WAIT! WAIT!

WAIT! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!

ROBERTS, MY OFFICE.

DON'T BLAME THIS ON HIM, O. K.?

WILL I SEE YOU LATER?

YOU NEED TO BE WITHIN RULES AND REGULATIONS WITH HER.

I KNOW THAT LOOKED BAD OUT THERE.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

YES. BUT THIS GIRL MADE A BIG CASE FOR US.

LET'S NOT FORGET THAT. SHE'S A GOOD INFORMANT.

YOU NEED TO BE WITHIN RULES AND REGULATIONS WITH HER.

OF COURSE I AM. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I MEAN, JUNKIES... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

I THINK ME TREATING HER LIKE A PERSON,

SHE'S A LITTLE IN LOVE WITH ME 'CAUSE OF THAT.

YOU KNOW, KIND OF LIKE MAYBE SHE'S

IN LOVE WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF SOMETHING SOLID.

I'M KIND OF LIKE WHAT SHE ASPIRES TO.

A ROLE MODEL OR SOMETHING.

'CAUSE IF YOU'RE CROSSING THE LINE,

THEN IT'S YOU WHO'S MESSING UP.

YEAH, I HEAR YOU, LIEUTENANT.

HEY, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

O.K.

WHAT'S GOING ON, JANICE?

NOTHING'S GOING ON.

THEN HOW COME THE DUTY ROSTER

GOT ME PAIRED WITH SACKLER?

BECAUSE I ASKED FOR A NEW PARTNER.

IF IT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK I BLEW THAT UNDERCOVER‐‐

NO, IT'S NOT THE UNDERCOVER.

THEN WHAT?

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE A SAFE OR RELIABLE PARTNER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING THIS.

IF YOU WANT TO HEAR IT STRAIGHT,

I THINK YOU HAVE A SUBSTANCE‐ABUSE PROBLEM.

A WHAT?

A SUBSTANCE‐ABUSE WHAT?

IS THAT WHAT YOUR FRIEND KELLY'S SAYING ABOUT ME?

WHY DON'T WE JUST DROP THIS?

THIS IS NOT ABOUT JOHN KELLY.

AND THE OTHER THING I SAID, MAYBE I'M WRONG.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'D FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE

PARTNERING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

I GUESS I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

NO HARD FEELINGS.

NO. LOOK...

SINCE WE'RE NOT GOING TO PARTNER,

THAT CLEARS THE WAY FOR US TO GET TOGETHER...

SOCIALLY.

OH.

YOU REALLY DON'T GET THIS, DO YOU, ROY?

UH, LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE

ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

HI, LAURA.

HEY.

HEY, JOHN.

HOW'S IT GOING?

GOOD. I NEED A FAVOR.

ON THE GARCIA HOMICIDE,

COULD YOU GET MORE STATEMENTS

ABOUT THE HUSBAND AND WIFE'S RELATIONSHIP?

DIDN'T I GIVE YOU THREE?

YOU DID.

YOU GOT THREE STATEMENTS

DOCUMENTING SPOUSAL ABUSE.

THE WOMAN CALLS AND CONFESSES

THAT SHE STABBED HER HUSBAND AFTER HE BEAT HER.

WHAT DO YOU NEED MORE STATEMENTS FOR?

SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT.

THE WOMAN'S LAWYER'S READY TO PLEAD IT AT MANSLAUGHTER TWO.

SHE'D DO NO WORSE AT TRIAL.

I THINK WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING.

I DON'T AGREE.

AFTER THE INDICTMENT, BEFORE THE TRIAL,

I WILL RE‐INTERVIEW, LIKE I ALWAYS DO.

I THINK THERE'LL BE A DEAL.

THEN TELL YOUR BOSS YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL.

I THINK HE'LL DEAL ANYWAY.

O.K., SO BECAUSE YOU WON'T STAND UP TO YOUR BOSS,

I HAVE TO RE‐INTERVIEW BEFORE A GRAND JURY,

FOR A WOMAN WHO ADMITS SHE STABBED HER HUSBAND,

AND THREE NEIGHBORS SAY HE CHRONICALLY BEAT HER?

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING‐‐

ARE YOU ASKING ME OR TELLING ME?

I SAID I WAS ASKING YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN THIS INTO?

O.K., GENTLEMEN, COULD WE PUT A HOLD ON EVERYTHING, PLEASE,

AND GET SOME MORE SUPPLEMENTAL STATEMENTS

ON THE GARCIA HOMICIDE,

SO THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY CAN FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE

PRESENTING HER CASE? SATISFIED?

THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A PRICK, JOHNNY.

SON OF A BITCH.

IF I HAD A BUCK FOR EVERY TIME

A COP TRIED TO GET OVER ON ME, I'D BE RICH.

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.

IT WAS NOTHING BUT PERSONAL.

BUT YOU STOOD YOUR GROUND,

HE FELT THREATENED AND ACTED LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

YEAH, MRS. DUPREE, WE'D LIKE TO COME BY

AND ASK SOME MORE QUESTIONS, IF WE COULD.

TOMORROW MORNING?

CAN I SEND THE DETECTIVES BY?

NO, MR. FUENTES. WE WANT TO TALK TO BOTH OF YOU.

WELL, WHEN WILL SHE BE OFF?

TOMORROW MORNING? O. K., WE'LL BE OVER THERE BEFORE NOON.

THANK YOU, SIR.

KELLY, YOU'RE UP. APPARENT SUICIDE.

TWO‐MAN JOB, LIEUTENANT?

YEAH. GO AHEAD.

MEDAVOY,

WE GOT AN APPARENT URGENT SUICIDE.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KISS THESE GARCIA CALLS

OVER TO YOU, O. K.?

DELIGHTED.

THIS THE ONLY DOOR? THERE'S NO FORCED ENTRY?

HEY, GUYS, I'LL KNOW BETTER ONCE I OPEN HER UP,

BUT I'LL CALL IT FOUR OR FIVE HOURS.

YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS, DON'T YOU?

ROBERT'S SNITCH.

YEAH.

ALL THE TIME. I GET COMPLAINT ALL THE TIME.

NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

I GET COMPLAINT. WATER LEAKING FROM THE CEILING.

[DOG BARKS]

WHO PAYS FOR THIS?

I COME UP, I BANG ON THE DOOR,

BANGING, BANGING NOISE.

[ANDY] HEY, BANG‐BANG, YOU WANT TO WAIT OUTSIDE?

WHY HER BOYFRIEND DON'T TELL ME?

WHAT BOYFRIEND?

COP GUY LIKE YOU.

COP GUY? COP GUY IN A UNIFORM?

NO. LIKE YOU.

WONDER WHO THAT WOULD BE.

WHY WOULD THE BOYFRIEND KNOW ABOUT THE WATER?

HE WAS HERE. BELIEVE ME.

I SEE HIM LEAVE. A HALF‐HOUR LATER, WATER COMPLAINT.

COP GUY'S NAME?

MIKE.

MIKE, UH, I DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME.

ONCE THEY'RE FIGHTING, I ASK FOR QUIET.

HE SHOW ME HIS BADGE.

THEY FIGHT A LOT?

FEW HOURS BEFORE, THEY FIGHT.

TODAY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YES. TODAY! FIRST HE GO, THEN HE COME.

THEN HE LEAVE AGAIN. HALF HOUR LATER‐‐

I KNOW. THE WATER'S COMING THROUGH THE CEILING.

[DOG BARKING]

SHUT UP! YOU GO TO POUND.

THAT DOG'S NOT GOING TO A POUND. PUT IT DOWN.

DOWN, UP. NO DOG ALLOWED.

I TELL HER 20 TIMES.

FINE. I'LL TAKE THE DAMN DOG.

YOU GOT YOUR GREEN CARD?

YOU WANT TO SEE?

NO. GET OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS CRAZY.

COME ON.

WHAT THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY GREEN CARD?

WE BETTER GO TALK TO ROBERTS.

YEAH. LET'S TELL MIKE, LIKE HE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW.

POOR KID. I TRIED TO STRAIGHTEN HER OUT.

I REALLY TRIED.

I EVEN PRAYED FOR HER. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

I SAW HER A LOT. YOU KNOW...

MAYBE TOO MUCH.

MAYBE I EVEN LOVED HER A LITTLE EVEN, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, UM, TAKING CARE OF HER AND EVERYTHING

AND, UH, MAKING SURE SHE WAS SAFE.

YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF LOVE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LAST NIGHT, MIKE.

WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT?

SHE DIED LAST NIGHT.

WHEN'D YOU SEE HER LAST?

YESTERDAY I SAW HER, WITH YOU GUYS.

YOU SAW ME SEE HER.

YOU DIDN'T SEE HER AFTER THAT?

WHAT ARE WE, GOT TO GO BARE‐KNUCKLES HERE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

START WITH THE TRUTH.

THE SUPER SAYS HE SAW YOU

LEAVING HER APARTMENT A HALF‐HOUR BEFORE

THE WATER STARTED LEAKING.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, ANDY.

WHAT QUESTION DID YOU GUYS JUST ASK ME?

WHAT WAS THE SPECIFIC QUESTION JOHN ASKED ME?

WE ASKED YOU WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HER WAS.

I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME I SAW HER ALIVE, RIGHT?

WHEN I SAW HER AGAIN, SHE WAS DEAD.

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL IT IN THEN, MIKE?

BECAUSE I HAD A COUPLE OF CHANGES OF CLOTHES

AND SOME SHAVING STUFF IN THE APARTMENT.

WHERE'S THE STUFF NOW?

IT'S IN MY LOCKER, JOHN.

COUPLE OF SHIRTS AND SOME SHAVING STUFF.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

COME ON, MIKE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

OH, BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL.

GREAT. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

LET'S EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DEPARTMENT.

THAT'S GREAT. BEAUTIFUL.

NOBODY'S GOING TO EMBARRASS YOU.

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

DID ROBERTS DENY THE SUPER'S STORY?

HE SAYS HE WAS THERE ONLY AFTER SHE WAS DEAD.

YOU BELIEVE THAT?

HE SAYS HE WAS PICKING UP HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS.

AND THE SUPER SAYING ROBERTS WAS THERE EARLIER?

HE AND THE GIRL FOUGHT?

WE'RE WORKING ON THAT.

JOHN, THIS GUY GETS ZERO RHYTHM. ZERO.

RAZOR, SHIRTS...

A COUPLE PICTURES...

WHICH WOULD KIND OF BE BALLPARK WHAT I TOLD YOU, RIGHT?

YOU WERE ONLY THERE ONCE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SUPER SAYS YOU WERE THERE TWICE.

HE HEARD FIGHTING.

LET'S BREAK THAT DOWN, JOHN.

THE SUPER'S A LIAR.

HE SAYS HE HEARD FIGHTING. MAYBE HE DID.

DEE‐DEE HAD A LOT OF SCUMBAG FRIENDS,

WHICH IS WHY SHE WAS WORKING FOR US.

NOW, WE'RE GETTING SOME DIFFERENT STORIES.

YOU SAY YOU WERE NOT THERE

BEFORE YOU WENT TO PICK UP YOUR STUFF.

THAT'S CORRECT.

THAT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE SAID THAT TO YOU.

YOU ALTERED THE CRIME SCENE

AND LIED ABOUT IT.

HEY, JOHN, DON'T TALK TO ME

LIKE SOME STREET SCUM HERE, HUH?

YOU WANT TO SCREW ME FOR THIS, GO RIGHT AHEAD.

I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU.

YES?

MRS. FUENTES?

I'M DETECTIVE MEDAVOY, AND THIS IS DETECTIVE MARTINEZ.

I BELIEVE YOUR HUSBAND SPOKE WITH DETECTIVE KELLY YESTERDAY.

OH, YES. PLEASE, COME IN.

UH, IS YOUR HUSBAND AT HOME?

UH, Sí. MOMENTITO, POR FAVOR.

JORGE, LOS SEñORES AQUí PARA VERTE.

LOS SEñORES.

HEY, GOOD MORNING.

YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE?

NO, THANKS, MR. FUENTES.

WE JUST WANT TO GO OVER

WHAT YOU TOLD THE DETECTIVES THE OTHER DAY.

I TOLD THEM EVERYTHING I KNOW.

RIGHT. YOU WERE HOME ALONE...

THAT'S RIGHT.

UH, MY WIFE WORKS IN THE AFTERNOONS.

I WORK AT NIGHT. I'M A COOK.

IT SAYS HERE THAT WHILE YOU WERE AT HOME,

YOU COULD HEAR MR. AND MRS. GARCIA ARGUING ALL DAY.

THEN THERE WAS A SCREAM, YOU RAN INTO THE HALLWAY,

AN‐AN‐AND MR. GARCIA CAME OUT OF HIS APARTMENT

WITH THE KNIFE STUCK IN HIM,

COLLAPSED IN YOUR ARMS,

AND DIED BEFORE THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED.

DID MRS. GARCIA SAY SHE STABBED HER HUSBAND?

YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT.

AND YOU WEREN'T HOME?

I WAS AT WORK.

WERE YOU FRIENDS WITH MRS. GARCIA?

WE DIDN'T SOCIALIZE WITH THEM. WE KEEP TO OURSELVES.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DETECTIVES?

WHY YOU ASKING THESE QUESTIONS AGAIN?

WE WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYBODY'S STATEMENTS ARE ACCURATE.

EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE STABBED HIM.

HE BEAT HER FOR YEARS, SHE TOOK HER REVENGE.

THEY'RE GOING TO LOCK HER UP A LONG TIME?

THAT'S UP TO A JURY.

BUT SHE'S BEHIND BARS.

SHE'S NOT GETTING OUT, RIGHT?

WHAT KIND OF BAIL?

THAT'S UP TO THE JUDGE.

A WOMAN LIKE THAT, OUT OF CONTROL,

SHE'S A DANGER‐‐ LIKE THAT WOMAN

WHO CUT OFF HER HUSBAND'S DICK.

THESE PEOPLE THEY SHOULD LOCK UP

AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

THAT SHOULD DO IT FOR NOW.

THANK YOU, MR. FUENTES.

SURE.

MRS. FUENTES, GRACIAS.

DE NADA.

UH, LET US KNOW IF SHE GETS OUT ON BAIL.

NOTIFY US SOMEHOW OR ANOTHER?

YEAH, SURE. WE COULD DO THAT IF YOU WANT.

UH, ANYWAY, THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

SURE.

A YEAST INFECTION‐‐ HOW MUCH IS THAT?

I SPENT A MONTH IN THE HOSPITAL,

IT DIDN'T COST THAT MUCH.

HOW OLD IS THIS DOG, ANYWAY?

YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO LIVE FOR A WHILE?

ALL RIGHT, YEAH. O. K.

IS THERE ANY CHANCE THIS COULD BE A SPECIAL DOG?

MAYBE A PUREBRED OR ANYTHING?

NO, IT WOULDN'T. IT WOULDN'T.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU GOT MY VISA.

GO AHEAD AND TREAT THE DOG.

HOW WE DOING ON THOSE SUPPLEMENTALS?

O.K.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY I HUNG YOU WITH THAT.

AH, NO. FORGET ABOUT IT.

UH, ACTUALLY, THIS ONE WITNESS‐‐ FUENTES‐‐

WE BOTH FELT THAT HE HAD MORE TO SAY,

LIKE HE WAS EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE.

ANYWAY, MARTINEZ IS CALLING HIM UP.

WAIT A MINUTE. FUENTES‐‐ I INTERVIEWED THE GUY.

HE SEEMED O. K. TO ME.

YEAH? WELL, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.

WELL, LET ME KNOW, O. K.?

YEAH. SURE.

MR. FUENTES, IT'S DETECTIVE MARTINEZ.

LISTEN, MY PARTNER AND I GOT THE IMPRESSION

THAT MAYBE SOMETHING WAS BOTHERING YOU?

MAYBE YOU FELT UNCOMFORTABLE

TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT THEN?

WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO COME IN

AND TALK LIKE PRIVATE, MAN‐TO‐MAN?

O.K., GOOD.

UH, YOU WORK NIGHTS, RIGHT?

WELL, HOW ABOUT TOMORROW MORNING?

GREAT.

ALL RIGHT, JUST ASK FOR DETECTIVE MARTINEZ OR MEDAVOY.

BEAUTIFUL.

HE'S COMING IN.

THINK ROBERTS OFFED HER?

HE'S AN ASSHOLE.

WE KNOW THAT MUCH ALREADY.

WHETHER HE'S AN ASSHOLE WHO COMMITTED A MURDER‐‐

WE'LL GET THE TOXICOLOGY, WE'LL FIND OUT.

BIG NIGHT TONIGHT, HUH? SYLVIA COMING OVER?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?

ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH YOUR APARTMENT?

SEE, THAT'S AN ATTITUDE I DON'T APPRECIATE.

AS IT TURNS OUT, YEAH, I HAVE A PROBLEM AT MY APARTMENT.

I GOT A BAD GAS LEAK.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, ANDY.

BUT WHAT'S THAT GOOFY GRIN FOR?

YOU THINK I'D DESTROY MY OWN GAS INSTALLATION?

DON'T WORRY. IT'S GOING TO GET REPAIRED.

IT MAY TAKE A FEW DAYS,

BUT...YOU KNOW THE WAY THINGS ARE WITH UTILITIES.

THE POINT IS, I'M READY FOR HER TO COME OVER.

GOOD. I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.

GOOD FOR YOU.

RIGHT. IF IT AIN'T THE AMAZING HULK.

DETECTIVE, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN YOUR FACE LIKE THAT.

I WAS OUT OF LINE.

NO PROBLEM.

BYGONES BE BYGONES.

ALSO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU'D PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME

WITH JANICE LICALSI?

IF SHE KNOWS WE'RE COOL, SHE MIGHT LET ME UP.

SHE'S PUT IN TO RIDE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT.

MM‐HMM.

O.K.

NO PROBLEM.

KELLY, YOU GIVE ME 20 MINUTES A DAY,

I GET YOU TIGHTENED UP INSIDE A MONTH.

I THINK I'M TIGHT ENOUGH, ROY. THANKS.

YOUR PECTORALS ARE O. K. NOW,

BUT LATER THEY'LL BE HANGING AROUND YOUR KNEES

LIKE A WET NURSE.

THAT TRAIN'S MOVING ON THAT TRACK.

WHAT ARE YOU, MID‐30s?

DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY.

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

IT'S NOT ADVICE. IT'S FACTS.

AS YOU GET OLDER, EVERYTHING GETS HAIRIER, WIDER,

AND CLOSER TO THE GROUND.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY.

LEG LIFTS, SOME OTHER TECHNIQUES,

YOU COULD AVOID BEING FOLLOWED AROUND

BY AN ASS THAT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT.

LET ME WORK ON HIM, ROY, HUH?

SEE IF I CAN GET HIM TO COME TO HIS SENSES.

OUR BODIES ARE OUR TEMPLES.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE BEFORE SOMEBODY DROPS

A GORILLA NET OVER HIM?

THIS GUY'S ON SOMETHING.

MY VOTE IS SPEED.

HEY, KELLY, YOU WANT TO SIT ON A BUTT LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE,

BE MY GUEST.

I'LL BE SITTING ON THIS.

GOT TO ADMIT, LIEUTENANT,

GUY'S GOT A HELL OF A MUSCULAR ASS.

HEY, DETECTIVES,

THAT'S DEE‐DEE SANTINI'S MOTHER.

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, MRS. SANTINI.

MY NAME IS McBRIDE.

MY DAUGHTER'S NAME WAS SANTINI.

WHEN SHE WAS 16,

SHE MARRIED A WORTHLESS PUNK

WHO HAPPENED TO BE NAMED SANTINI.

THIS IS MY DOLORES,

AND SHE'LL ALWAYS BE McBRIDE TO ME.

LET'S SIT DOWN.

COME ON, SIT DOWN.

WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU, MA'AM?

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME THINGS.

THIS IS HER HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION.

SHE DID EXCELLENT IN SCHOOL‐‐

ALL THE SISTERS SAID.

GOT GOOD GRADES,

WAS IN EVERY CLUB.

SHE WAS QUITTING THE DRUGS, YOU KNOW.

SHE PROMISED OUR PRIEST.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT THERE?

IS THAT A DIARY?

DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE CHILDREN?

YEAH. I GOT A BOY.

ARE YOU CLOSE TO HIM, DETECTIVE?

NOT AT THE PRESENT TIME.

BUT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM

THAT WASN'T RIGHT, YOU WOULD KNOW.

YOU KNOW THAT ABOUT YOUR KIDS.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU DO.

I KNEW. EVEN BEFORE I READ THIS,

I KNEW SHE WAS INVOLVED

WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS HURTING HER,

SOME MARRIED BASTARD.

SHE TRIED 20 TIMES TO SPLIT UP WITH HIM,

BUT SHE WAS WEAK BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.

THIS TIME SHE PROMISED FATHER KELLEHER,

AND HE WAS HELPING HER.

SHE WAS READY THIS TIME,

AND THIS BASTARD TOOK HER CHANCE AWAY.

COULD WE SEE THIS?

READ THIS.

"MIKE SAYS IF I LEAVE HIM, HE'LL KILL ME.

"HE SAYS IF I'M GOING TO CALL HIS WIFE AGAIN,

HE'S GOING TO KILL ME."

SHE READ TO ME FROM THIS.

SHE GAVE THIS TO ME.

LOOK. LISTEN.

"I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO QUIT DRUGS.

"I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE

WITH FATHER KELLEHER'S HELP."

I'M TELLING YOU,

THIS SON OF A BITCH KILLED HER, THIS MIKE.

I BEGGED HER TO TELL ME, BUT SHE REFUSED.

HIS LAST NAME'S NOT IN THERE.

THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY HELPFUL.

THIS WAS NOT A SUICIDE.

THIS GIRL WAS MURDERED.

DID YOU READ HOW SHE WAS QUITTING DRUGS?

THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE DIARY, MA'AM.

DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS?

WE'RE WORKING ON SOME THINGS.

YOU FIND THIS MIKE.

HE MURDERED MY LITTLE GIRL.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?

YEAH.

I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO HEALTH SERVICES

AND TAKE A DRUG TEST, OFFICER.

A DRUG TEST?

WHAT FOR?

FOR CAUSE.

LIEUTENANT FANCY'S BROUGHT SOME FACTS TO MY ATTENTION

THAT I THINK WARRANT IT.

I DON'T GET THIS, CAPTAIN.

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TAKING THE TEST?

NO, SIR. I GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO'S SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME.

NO ONE'S SPREADING RUMORS, OFFICER.

HEALTH SERVICES IS EXPECTING YOU.

IF YOU GOT NOTHING TO HIDE,

YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YES, SIR.

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

LEFRAK CITY.

YEAH, I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.

HEY, JANICE.

YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND

REALLY THINK YOU GOT ME GOOD.

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

GOT A HOT FLASH FOR YOU. YOU DON'T GOT DICK.

I AM GOING TO ACE THAT DRUG TEST.

I'M GOING TO TAKE THE RESULTS

AND SHOVE 'EM UP YOUR CHICKEN‐HEARTED BOYFRIEND'S ASS.

WHAT DID THAT WOMAN WANT?

THAT WAS DEE‐DEE'S MOTHER.

WE KNOW.

LET'S TALK IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

TO WHAT THAT WOMAN SAYS.

ACCORDING TO THAT WOMAN,

DEE‐DEE STILL HAD HER CHERRY.

A STONE‐JUNKIE.

SHE STILL THOUGHT HER DAUGHTER WAS RUNNING AROUND

WITH A CONVENT SCHOOL UNIFORM ON.

COME ON.

I WISH YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE THOSE MESSAGES AT MY HOUSE.

YOU GOT CONNIE WORRIED.

WE WERE TRYING TO REACH YOU THIS MORNING.

OH, SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

MORE "RUB MIKE'S NOSE IN IT"?

"HOW COULD MIKE ROBERTS

MESS UP ON PROCEDURE THIS BAD?"

PROCEDURE, MIKE?

OR I GOT OVER INVOLVED WITH A SNITCH.

IT'S NOT A HANGING OFFENSE, IS IT, GUYS?

DO I NEED A P. B. A. REP OR A LAWYER?

'CAUSE I THOUGHT SEVEN YEARS WORKING TOGETHER

COUNTED FOR SOMETHING, BUT EVIDENTLY IT DOESN'T.

YOU'RE IN THE GIRL'S DIARY,

THREATENING TO TAKE HER LIFE.

SAYING YOU'D KILL HER IF SHE CALLS YOUR WIFE,

WHICH WE HEARD HER THREATEN TO DO.

TELL US EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU TWO

BEFORE SHE DIED.

YOU GUYS THINK I KILLED HER?

SHE PUTS SOMETHING IN A DIARY.

YOU TAKE THAT ABOVE MY WORD?

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THAT DAY, ROBERTS.

I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

SUPER SAYS YOU WERE THERE TWICE.

COME ON, JOHN! THE SUPER SAYS.

THE SNITCH SAYS IN HER BOOK.

WHAT ABOUT WHAT ROBERTS SAYS, HUH?

ALL RIGHT.

I WAS THERE BEFORE SHE DIED, O. K.?

O.K.?

AND I BROUGHT HER SOMETHING.

I WAS DESPERATE TO BREAK IT OFF BECAUSE‐‐

YOU SAW HOW SHE WAS.

WHAT HAPPENED, ROBERTS? NOW.

I BROUGHT HER A BAG OF QUININE.

I BROUGHT HER A BEAT BAG.

IT LOOKS LIKE DOPE, TASTES LIKE DOPE.

SHE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW IT'S NOT DOPE

UNTIL AFTER I LEAVE.

BUT SEE, I NEEDED TO TALK TO HER.

I NEEDED TO TELL HER HOW THINGS WERE GOING TO BE,

AND SHE WASN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO ME

UNLESS I DID THAT, UNLESS I GAVE HER SOMETHING.

I GAVE HER THE STUFF, TOLD HER WE WERE DONE.

SHE FREAKS OUT, THIS AND THAT.

"I'M GOING TO DO MYSELF IN."

WHICH, BELIEVE ME,

FOR HER, THAT WAS LIKE GOING TO THE CRAPPER.

THAT'S HOW MANY TIMES SHE THREATENED TO DO THAT.

AND THAT'S IT.

I BROKE IT OFF WITH HER, AND I LEFT.

WHY'D YOU GO BACK, MIKE?

'CAUSE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HER.

'CAUSE EXACTLY WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

I GET THERE.

SHE'S DEAD.

THE LITTLE DOG IS THERE.

I USED TO GO OVER THERE ON SUNDAYS, YOU KNOW,

BRING THE PAPER.

COFFEE.

[SOBBING]

I USED TO BRING A BAG OF BEAR CLAWS.

THAT LITTLE DOG USED TO BEG IN FRONT OF ME

FOR THEM BEAR CLAWS.

I LOVED THAT LITTLE DOG.

I LOVED THAT LITTLE DOG.

[MIKE SOBS]

¿HABLAMOS EN ESPAñOL?

I'M O. K. SPEAKING THIS WAY.

MR. FUENTES,

UH, WHEN WE CAME TO SEE YOU YESTERDAY,

YOU SEEMED A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT, UH,

MRS. GARCIA MAKING HER BAIL.

YOU TOLD US THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE

DON'T KNOW HER VERY WELL,

THAT YOU KEEP TO YOURSELVES.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE WHAT YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT.

YOU KNOW HER BETTER THAN YOU SAID?

I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING,

BUT YOU CANNOT USE IT TO INCRIMINATE ME.

I GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A LAWYER HERE?

NO LAWYER. I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL US

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, MR. FUENTES.

I HAD RELATIONS WITH MRS. GARCIA.

WHAT KIND OF RELATIONS?

YOU KNOW.

INTIMATE.

VIRILE.

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH ME.

HER HUSBAND WORKED ALL DAY LONG.

HE'D COME HOME AT NIGHT, DRINK, BEAT HER.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT NEEDS.

YOU WERE HOME BECAUSE YOU WORK AT NIGHT.

MY WIFE'S A GOOD WOMAN. I LOVE HER,

BUT LUISA GARCIA‐‐

ESTá BIEN CALIENTE.

IT WAS A PASSIONATE AFFAIR.

I KNEW IT WAS WRONG. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

SHE WOULD SAY SHE'S GOING TO KILL HER HUSBAND,

THAT I SHOULD KILL MY WIFE

SO WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER.

I LET IT GO. I THOUGHT IT WAS TALK.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, LO MATó.

MR. GARCIA IS DEAD.

SHE DID IT!

BUT I'M STILL THINKING THAT SHE DID IT

BECAUSE HE WAS BEATING HER.

THIS IS WHEN I TALKED TO YOUR FIRST DETECTIVE.

DETECTIVE KELLY.

YEAH, YEAH.

THEN SHE GIVES ME A CALL

THREE DAYS AGO.

SHE CALLS ME FROM PRISON, RIGHT?

"I DID MY PART," SHE SAYS.

"NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO YOURS."

THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS.

THAT'S WHY I WAS UPSET WHEN YOU CAME OVER.

I FINALLY REALIZE THAT SHE'S CRAZY.

SHE SAYS THAT SHE MURDERED HIM

SO WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER.

YOUR WIFE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS?

I CONFESSED AFTER YOU CALLED.

SHE KNOWS I'M HERE.

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

I HAD TO.

WHAT ABOUT IF SHE GETS OFF ON BAIL?

SHE'S ANGRY WITH ME.

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW...

[ANDY] YEAH.

M.E.'s OFFICE SAYS DEVLIN'S ON HIS WAY OVER.

WHAT DID HE GET OFF TOXICOLOGY?

THEY DIDN'T SAY.

[MEDAVOY] HEY, JOHN.

HAVE A SEAT, MR. FUENTES.

THAT, UH, THAT WITNESS FUENTES

IN THE GARCIA HOMICIDE‐‐

HE GAVE IT UP THAT HIM AND MRS. GARCIA

WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I MISSED THAT.

YOU DIDN'T.

NO. AFTER YOUR INTERVIEW,

THE WOMAN CALLS HIM FROM PRISON,

SAYS THAT SHE DID HER PART,

HE'S GOT TO DO HIS.

TAKES IT UP TO MURDER.

LOOKS LIKE.

YOU GIVE IT TO THE D. A.?

MARTINEZ IS MAKING THE CALL.

WAY TO GO, GREG.

YEAH. THANKS.

LAURA WAS RIGHT, ANDY.

UH‐HUH.

AND BOY, ARE MY SHOES ABOUT TO BE SQUEEZED.

BIG TIME.

HERE YOU GO, DETECTIVE.

THE VET SAID TO LIMIT HER EXERCISE

AND GIVE HER THIS MEDICATION.

THANKS FOR PICKING HER UP.

IT WAS EXPENSIVE, HUH?

WHAT'S SHE GOT, ANYWAY?

SHE'S, UH, AFFLICTED WITH A COMPLAINT.

YOU KNOW, FEMALE‐DOG TYPE THING.

TELL ME WHAT THE FULL‐COURT PRESS ON SANTINI WAS ABOUT.

THEY GOT MAIL SERVICE NOW.

WHAT'D YOU GET OFF TOXICOLOGY?

NOTHING I DIDN'T FIND IN PRELIM.

THIS GIRL WAS A SUICIDE.

SHE HAD TRACE AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS,

NOT ENOUGH TO STUPEFY SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T USE,

LET ALONE A JUNKIE.

SO SHE PULLED THE BAG OVER HER HEAD HERSELF.

OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE FOUND SIGNS OF STRUGGLE.

IS THAT THE MUTT FROM HER APARTMENT?

SHE'S AS MUCH OF A MESS AS THAT GIRL.

YOU AIN'T EXACTLY CLARK GABLE YOURSELF.

HEY, JOHN.

WHAT'D THE M.E. SAY?

SUICIDE, MIKE.

TOLD YOU I WAS CLEAN ON THIS, RIGHT?

YEAH, YOU DID.

THAT'S RIGHT. I DID.

YEAH, SQUEAKY CLEAN, ROBERTS.

HEY.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE GARCIA HOMICIDE.

THANKS.

YEAH, I‐‐

I WAS FLAT WRONG ABOUT THAT.

YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE MY CRYSTAL BALL.

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR INSTINCT.

YOU WERE DEAD RIGHT.

YEAH. WELL, I'M GLAD IT WORKED OUT.

NICE JOB.

THANK YOU.

THINK THAT GETS YOU OUT OF THE WOODS?

OH, YEAH, I'M ROMPING IN THE FIELDS NOW.

HEY.

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG, ROBERTS.

THE M. E.'s FINDING WAS SUICIDE,

RIGHT, LIEUTENANT?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY DOUBTS.

I READ THE REPORT ON THE SANTINI CASE.

I TALKED WITH SIPOWICZ AND KELLY.

I ALSO READ HER DIARY.

THAT'S PRETTY SAD READING, LIEUTENANT.

AS YOU CAN SEE,

I NEVER GAVE HER ANY DRUGS.

WHAT I READ IN THAT DIARY MADE ME SICK.

LIEUTENANT, LET'S REMEMBER SHE WAS A JUNKIE, HUH?

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

YOU TOOK CONTROL

OF A WEAK, SUFFERING, DEPENDENT PERSON.

YOU BEAT HER.

YOU MADE SEXUAL USE OF HER.

I DIDN'T KILL HER, LIEUTENANT.

I DIDN'T KILL HER,

WHICH IS WHAT I UNDERSTOOD THIS INQUIRY

TO BE ALL ABOUT, RIGHT?

I MEAN, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING CRIMINAL

COMING OUT OF THIS, DO YOU?

YOU'RE PUTTING IN FOR RETIREMENT TODAY.

LIEUTENANT, I NEED THREE YEARS FOR FULL VESTING.

TODAY! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOSE IN VESTING,

WHAT YOU LOSE IN BENEFITS.

I WON'T HAVE YOU HERE OR PASS YOU ON.

YOU FIGHT ME ON THIS,

I'LL TURN THE WHOLE PACKAGE OVER TO I. A. D.

WITH A RECOMMENDATION TO DISMISS.

I'M GONE.

FANCY ICED ME.

TOLD ME HE'D SMEAR ME IF I FOUGHT HIM.

I'M SORRY, MIKE.

I GET HURT IN VESTING.

AT LEAST I'LL GET PARTIAL PENSION.

MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.

WIFE'S COMING UP.

I GOT THE MIDDLE DAUGHTER IN A BALLET RECITAL.

YOU KNOW, THERE USED TO COME A TIME

IF I WENT TO THIS RECITAL,

I'D HAVE MYSELF PAGED, FIND AN EXCUSE

TO GO OVER TO DEE‐DEE'S.

NOW I GET A CHANCE TO WATCH THE WHOLE

DANCE OF THE ENCHANTED FIELD MICE,

WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, CAPTAIN?

YOU GET THOSE TEST RESULTS BACK?

CLOSE THE DOOR, LARSON.

LET ME HAVE YOUR GUN AND YOUR SHIELD.

WHAT FOR?

YOUR TEST RESULTS CAME BACK

WITH MULTIPLE POSITIVES.

ANABOLIC STEROIDS‐‐

HOLD IT.

NOW, STEROIDS ARE NOT

ON THE BANNED‐SUBSTANCES LIST.

METHAMPHETAMINES ARE.

THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR METH.

THAT'S GOT TO BE WRONG.

TESTING'S A LOT MORE SOPHISTICATED NOW.

YOU CAN'T COVER YOUR TRACKS

WITH A LITTLE SUDAFEDRIN ANYMORE.

YOU'RE TERMINATED AS OF 2400 HOURS TOMORROW.

YOU SHOULD REPORT TO ONE POLICE PLAZA

FOR OUT‐PROCESSING IN THE MORNING.

YOUR GUN AND YOUR SHIELD.

THIS IS A SET‐UP.

IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO SIT STILL FOR THIS,

YOU ARE CRAZY.

I'M GOING TO GET A LAWYER,

AND I'M GOING TO SUE YOUR ASSES.

YOU HAVE 2 GUNS LISTED ON YOUR 10 CARD.

GIVE THE OTHER ONE TO THE SERGEANT BEFORE LEAVING.

YOU PEOPLE HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS.

[DOOR SLAMS]

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

YOU O. K.?

JOHN, I REALIZE SOMETIMES

THERE'S AN ADVERSARIAL RELATIONSHIP

BETWEEN D. A. s AND DETECTIVES.

I ACCEPT THAT.

BUT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO DO THE SUPPLEMENTALS,

YOU TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING PERSONAL.

I WAS OUT OF LINE.

IT GOT LIKE OLD TIMES.

I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

I THOUGHT IT WAS O. K. WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER.

LAURIE, IT'S WORKING OUT GREAT.

JUST SEEING YOU AROUND HERE,

TAKING AN INTEREST IN PEOPLE,

DOING YOUR JOB, YOU KNOW.

IT'S GREAT SEEING YOU.

SEEING YOU SMILE.

ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?

NO, I WAS, UH...

I‐‐CAN I GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT?

GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.

GOOD NIGHT, LIEUTENANT.

HEY, LAURA.

HEY, ANDY.

HEY, JOHN. LISTEN, UH,

I GOT THAT GAS PROBLEM FIXED IN MY APARTMENT.

I'M HAVING A VISITOR OVER LATER.

HAVE A GREAT TIME.

OH, YEAH.

ANDY, THAT'S A PRETTY INTERESTING‐LOOKING DOG YOU GOT THERE.

SHE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME ANTIBIOTIC TREATMENTS,

AND IT DULLS THEIR COAT.

GOOD NIGHT, SERGEANT.

HEY, KELLY!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU'RE A REAL BUSHWHACK ARTIST, HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU GOT TO HIDE UNDERNEATH YOUR LIEUTENANT'S SKIRTS,

TELLING EVERYBODY I GOT A DRUG PROBLEM.

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.

HOW ABOUT YOU COST ME MY JOB?

ROY, MY ADVICE IS YOU TAKE THIS OUTSIDE THE STATION.

YOU GET WHATEVER IT IS OFF YOUR CHEST.

THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS.

I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS,

THEN YOUR ASS.

HEY, IF WE GO, WE'RE GOING TO GO.

TOOK A HELL OF A FALL THERE, ROY.

FLOOR CAN BE PRETTY SLIPPERY THIS TIME OF YEAR.

COME ON, PUP.

O.K., PEOPLE, COME ON. PARTY'S OVER.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HI.

COME ON IN.

HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE PLACE?

NO, NO TROUBLE.

GOOD.

SO, UH, WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START HERE.

YEP.

[SNIFFS]

NO LAST‐MINUTE GAS LEAKS.

NO. NO, THE REPAIR PEOPLE

GAVE THE PLACE A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH.

YOU, UH, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

ALL I GOT IS SODA.

SURE. SODA'S GOOD.

YOU GOT A CLOSET?

OH, HERE. LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

I GOT IT.

OH, SORRY.

O.K. GOOD.

OHH.

THE AQUARIUM‐‐

IT'S VERY PRETTY, ANDY.

YEAH, UH,

THE CORAL'S NEW.

THIS IS MY KITCHEN HERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SNACK OF SOME SORT?

NO. NO, THANKS.

ANDY, LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE AWKWARD.

YEAH, I'M, UH,

I'M SWEATING UP A STORM HERE.

I FEEL LIKE I'M EATING A SIX‐COURSE MEAL.

[DOG BARKS]

UH, MIND IF I LET THE DOG OUT?

NO.

O.K., PUP. HERE WE GO.

AW, HI, LITTLE ONE.

OH.

I STILL HAVE TO GRIND UP HER MEDICINE,

PUT IT IN HER FOOD, BUT SHE'S 60% IMPROVED‐‐

THAT PROBLEM WITH HER FADDIGUS.

EXCUSE ME?

UH, THE DOG'S FADDIGUS IS BETTER NOW.

YOU KNOW, THAT PROBLEM SHE HAD.

WAS THAT A EUPHEMISM OF SOME KIND?

HERE WE GO WITH THE LATIN.

YOU KNOW, THE‐‐

THE FADDIGUS.

IT'S LIKE THE, UH,

THE FEMALE PRIVATE PARTS.

BOY, I'LL TELL YOU,

I'M SWEATING UP A STORM HERE.

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.

I'LL COME CLEAN WITH YOU, SYLVIA.

I HAVEN'T HAD SEX SOBER IN ABOUT 20 YEARS.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCARE ME OFF, ANDY.

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE LIKE,

AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LIKE NOW,

AND I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

AND IN YOUR OWN WAY,

VERY CHARMING.

SO YOU WANT TO HIT THE SACK?

I'D LIKE IT IF YOU KISSED ME.

I'M GETTING A NEW BED COVER.

I'VE GOT IT ON ORDER.

YOU WANT TO FOLD THAT UP, OR‐‐

SHH.

YOU REALIZE THAT IF I DON'T HOLD UP MY END,

SO TO SPEAK,

I MAY HAVE TO KILL YOU.

SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE

IT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.