Original subtitles

- * SpongeBob *

- * I'm off to summer camp *

- * SpongeBob *

- * Through nature I will tramp *

- * SpongeBob will have you screaming *

- * While milk is streaming right out of your nose *

[shouting]

[upbeat music]

- * SpongeBob *

- * When nature's calling *

* You'll see me hauling *

* I'm hitting the trail *

[toilet flushes]

[whistling]

- Food truck, food truck.

All: Food truck, food truck,

food truck, food truck,

food truck.

- Hoo-ee, everyone's hungrier

than a termite in a submarine.

- I've had to eat dead bugs all weekend...

[all groaning]

And they taste terrible.

You want some? - No, I'm okay.

Mr. Plankton, why do you always run out

of food every week?

- Well, you can blame that skinflint Krabs.

He only buys camp food week to week,

and you slobs eat all of it by Friday.

Do the math. - Math?

In summer? all: Ew.

[horn honking]

Hooray!

- Whoa, girl, whoa.

Who's a pretty food truck?

You are, that's who.

[truck whinnying]

I'll tickle your doors.

I'll tickle your doors. Okay, cutie pie.

Show us the food.

[groans]

Shoes? Who ordered shoes?

- Um, I'll have one olive loafer

and a pair of pickled heels.

- Where's the food truck?

'Cause this obviously ain't it.

Yah! Get.

Our growing bodies need vittles.

all: Yeah, vittles!

- Well, kids, I-I don't know what to tell you.

Sometimes food trucks need to go and be

food trucks and drive unleaded in the wild.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I need to figure out

our new shoe-based menu. Get off.

[grunting]

- Okay, y'all. Looks like if we wanna eat,

we're gonna have to form a posse,

and hunt down that food truck ourselves.

- Hold your pretty ponies, prissy.

If there's any posse forming to be done,

we'll be doing it.

- Yeah, 'cause we're the counselors

and we're big and strong.

- [grunts]

Yah!

- What? Er.

[groaning]

Yeah.

both: Yeah. Truck hunt, truck hunt,

truck hunt, truck hunt,

truck hunt, truck hunt.

- Anywhoo, I think if we just follow them

there tire tracks from last week's delivery,

we'll be having breakfast by lunch time.

But first, we're gonna need to arm ourselves.

[humming] Yeah.

The weapon of choice when hunting down a truck.

Grab a dipstick, you dipstick.

both: Ooh!

- [laughs]

both: Dipstick, dipstick, dipstick.

[yelping]

- Food truck, food truck,

food truck, food truck.

- Food truck, food truck, food truck,

food truck, food truck, food truck.

- Save some for me.

[sad music]

- [groans] Can't go on.

[stomach growling] Too hungry.

- Mother, I want my num-nums.

[crying]

- Uh-huh.

Hmm, so much for big and strong.

Ah, I guess it's up to me to save us.

Right, jellyfish jelly

coming right up.

[both gasping excitedly]

- [crying]

- Typical.

[all screaming]

[quirky music]

* *

- Oh, no, the tracks are gone. - [gasps]

[horn honking]

- Sorry, it must be something I didn't eat.

- No, silly, that weren't your innards a-honking.

That was the food truck!

- It came from over there.

- Food truck, food truck, food truck,

food truck, food truck, food truck.

both: Oh, no. Bubble sand!

- Food truck, food truck,

food truck, food truck, food truck.

[both panting]

- Hold your breath, Patrick! I'm coming.

[dramatic music]

* *

- [laughs]

- No, the truck is this way, Patrick.

- Oh, yeah, right.

- Let's go.

[upbeat music]

[both panting]

- Huh?

[dramatic music]

* *

both: The counselors are eating each other.

[screaming]

- [shrieks]

- [screams]

all: No, we're not.

[all groaning]

- [burps]

[all groaning]

- Oh, we ain't never gonna find that food truck.

[engine running] - [gasps]

[dramatic music]

[all shouting]

- Ooh.

[both shushing]

- Food!

[tires screeching]

- Idiot!

- All right, campers,

let's put all our strengths together, and--

- Hunt that truck down like our primal ancestors.

[all cheering]

- [shouts]

[dramatic music]

- [shouts]

* *

[both chattering]

[- shouting]

* *

both: [muffled] Motor oil.

[all shouting]

* *

[all shouting]

[disappointed shouting]

[truck grumbling]

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[exciting music]

* *

[whistle blowing]

- [laughs]

* *

- Ha, got you cornered.

- You're not going anywhere.

- You are mine.

[truck revving]

Huh? [truck roars]

Ooh.

[shouting]

- Truck ate my best friend.

[all screaming]

Patrick... - Come on, dude.

- Quick, fellas,

run to that big old tree up yonder.

[panting]

- [screams]

- [shouts]

- [squeals]

Guys, I'm not gonna make it!

- Come on, Bubble Bass!

[all shouting]

[both shouting]

- Yeah! - Hooray!

[exciting music]

* *

[all shouting] - Food!

[dramatic music]

* *

[coughing]

- Attention, campers, lunch.

[all cheering]

- Oh, great, it's locked.

- Stand back.

We're gonna use the buns of life.

Who's hungry? - I thought I was.

- [groaning]

* *

[all cheering]

- [burps] Hey, what'd I miss?

- Patrick! [all cheering]

- All right. Fellas, let's eat.

[all exclaiming, truck rumbles]

- Hey, what did you brats do to my truck?

This is gonna put it in the shop for weeks!

Why, I oughta--

- Sorry, we got hungry. [burps]

- Olive loafers?

My favorite.

I'm hungry, too. It's been a long haul.

[all cheering]

- [grunting]

[exclaiming]

[shouting]

[all cheering]

- Ready, Patrick?

- I'm ready, SpongeBob.

[both yelling]

[laughter]

- Are you ready?

- I'm ready.

- [shouting]

- What's all this yelling?

[both yelling]

Ouch.

both: Oh.

- Let's do the corners first.

This piece then that piece.

- What in the name of Neptune are you two doing?

- Trying for our danger badge.

- It says ranger badge, not danger badge.

- [gasping]

- Hey, Mr. Tentacles,

do you have a ranger badge?

- Well, I tried for it once.

[helicopters whirring, explosions]

[horse whinnying]

[horn honking, screaming]

Never go for a ranger badge.

Why don't you just try for something easy?

A playing dead badge? both: No.

- A going home badge? both: No.

- Um, um... Ah, here,

the making friends badge.

All you need is four signatures.

both: Will you be my friend?

both: Will you be my friend?

- I don't know if that counts, Patrick.

We're already friends.

- Well, this friendship is interfering

with my badge getting.

- Hey, there are a lot of potential friends in camp.

- Okay.

But if you get in my way again,

I will destroy you.

- Deliveries are in the back.

- Good to know. Patrick and I

are working on our friendship badges.

Would you like to be our friends?

- How much is it going to cost me?

- I'll give you a thousand dollars.

- Two thousand.

- Do I hear three? - Three thousand dollars

and all my jewelry that I'm wearing today.

- Please everybody stop.

Our friendship is free.

[all exclaiming]

- I think I'm going to be sick.

- Please, just leave before we catch

what you beggars are infested with.

- Eh, okay.

- Cannonball!

I'll be your friend. [laughs]

- No. [button buzzes]

[electronic trilling] - Huh?

[screams]

- Hi, Larry. Hi, Dax.

Patrick and I are working on our friendship badge.

Would you like to be our friends?

- No problemo.

As soon as you two cream puffs do one chin up.

- [grunting]

- No problemo.

- Yeah, no problem-eno.

[both groaning]

[both panting]

[both whining]

- The gym's closed, bros.

Better luck next time.

[laughter]

- Gee whiz, nobody wants to be our friends.

[lightning cracks]

- [gasps]

[howling

- That's the trawler cabin.

They also call it the weirdo cabin.

- That's got a nice ring to it.

- [whimpering]

[dramatic music]

[both whimpering]

[creature shrieking]

[both screaming]

- [giggles] You are either very brave.

- Or very foolish to venture into this dark domain.

- Foolish. We're very foolish.

- So are we. both: We are Roxy.

- Say hello to my cabin-mate, Jimmy.

- Shake.

- Ye-yes, we are.

- Don't worry. It tastes like maple syrup.

- [excited shout]

- Oh, thanks.

[both whimpering]

[shouts]

- Hello.

My name is Preda Tory.

That is my web. I spun it this morning.

- [screams]

- [shouting]

- Nice work. You do free alterations?

[panicked whimpering]

- So, uh, whi--which one of you

is the ca-cabin counselor?

- Hey, Kid.

[both gasping]

- [snarls]

- Kidferatu.

- [screams]

Look. Oh, look at that.

It's past our dead time-- I mean bedtime.

both: Huh?

Ooh!

- Hey, how'd you get those badges?

- By doing...

- Night camp activities!

[thunder cracks]

both: We want night badges!

- You're in luck. We can help you.

[nervous laughter]

- The first badge is for swamp ape fishing.

- Wait, there's a swamp ape in this lake?

The lake we all swim in?

- Yeah, there are many horrible things

in this lake besides campers.

- Ooh, I got one.

It's a big one.

[shouts] - Patrick!

- [groaning]

[both screaming]

* *

- Hmm?

[grunts]

- [grunts] - [groans]

- Congratulations!

You just earned your swamp ape fishing badge.

- Oh, I get it.

Swamp ape fishing!

He fishes us.

[nervous laughter]

both: Swamp badge, swamp badge, swamp badge.

- The next challenge is for nocturnal jelly milking.

Here you go.

Just fill this jar with jelly jam

and the badge is yours.

- I caught one. - Oh, boy.

Oh, this ought to be easy-peasy.

Who's a cute little jelly? You are.

- Ahem.

That one's too puny to fill the jar.

Why don't you try this one?

[both screaming]

[both screaming]

- So which do you think is more effective,

horror or terror?

- I like revulsion.

- I've always been partial to dread.

- [munching]

- Well, look who's back.

Or should I say "look who's blech"?

[both cheering]

- Okay, this is your last task for the night.

- Ooh, don't tell me.

Some horrible monster is gonna catch us or eat us?

- Oh, great idea.

But I thought we'd play Sardine.

- Sardines? Oh, you mean that game

where one person is it and hides.

Then when somebody finds them, that person has to hide

with the person that just got found.

And then everyone that's looking

for that person has to hide with

that person until they find the person

and then the last person finds them all?

- [shrieks] - Oh, we got this.

- Okay, Kidferatu will hide and we'll seek.

- Uh-huh. Hey!

- Aha! - Shh.

- [laughs]

- [snarls]

- Found you. - [laughs]

[both snarling]

- Found you.

[all snarling]

- Pardon me. Excuse me.

Tight fit.

[all snarling]

[all grunting]

[all groaning]

- And as the loser,

you're the winner.

Here's your badge.

- Oh! - Ooh!

- Ahh.

- Um...

- They're gone.

- Without a kiss goodbye.

- Sandy. - Hey!

- Mr. Tentacles. - Hey!

- Come quick. Wake up!

Wake up, wake up.

- What, what, what?

- Oh, we wanna show you our night badges.

- Oh.

- Night badges? There's no such thing.

[proud grunting]

[both gasping] - [laughs]

You two jokers had me going there for a minute.

- Just where were you two all night?

- With the kids from the trawler cabin.

You know, the one the other campers

called the weirdo cabin?

- I hate to break it to you, SpongeBob,

but that's what the other campers call our cabin.

- I wonder why. [laughter]

- I'm gonna find out what happened to our night badges.

- Yeah.

- Um, hello?

Where is everybody?

Look, Patrick, four signatures!

The Roxys, Jimmy, Preda, and Kidferatu.

We got our friendship badge.

both: Weirdos, weirdos, wei-- [screaming]

- Whoa! - Ooh!

both: Will you be our friend?

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