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147.

There are 147 names for it?

Yeah, well, in English.

If you count foreign languages, there's more.

Come on, Robert.

You come on.

There are more names for it than anything

except for sex and shit.

Sex and shit?

Yeah.

This is a very elevated conversation.

Well, count them. Count them.

Mary Jane, pot, hemp, weed, herb-- that's five.

Refer, dope, hooter, giggle stick,

Muggles, a bag, a lid, an ounce, a pound--

Okay, Robert. Okay.

Okay. Robert, I give up,

okay. Robert, I give up,

out of boredom if nothing else.

You agree that this time I am right and you are wrong.

Reluctantly.

Then you might be wrong about gianni, too.

Just think about it, okay?

And then re-think about it again. Okay?

I've already rethought it.

I agreed with myself.

This is serious, mal.

Everything's serious.

Look, Robert. Let me handle it. Okay?

You're making more trouble than anyone else.

Well, I'm worried.

Yeah, well, that's what you do best.

♪ Smoked cigarettes till the day she died ♪

♪ a big spliff of some good sensimilla ♪

♪ two cigarettes till the day she died ♪

♪ a big spliff of some good sensi-- ♪

♪ Easy ♪

♪ working for... ♪

♪ Working for... ♪

♪ Hell no! ♪

♪ Daddy, he once told me ♪

♪ "son, you be hard working man" ♪

♪ and mama, she once told me ♪

♪ son, you do the best you can ♪

♪ but then one day I met a man ♪

♪ came to me and said ♪

♪ "hard work good and hard work fine ♪

♪ but first take care of head" ♪

Good morning, sir.

Sorry.

Comments on the day.

Boys say the crop'll be ready on time.

Boys say the crop'll be ready on time.

Well, it has to be.

Thos guys better be working their asses off.

- Spit. - Spit.

Spit. Spit.

Spit.

Spit, boy.

I'm hungry.

Well, you get it after you spit.

Spit, spit, spit.

Spit.

Oh, I told you he couldn't do it.

I can do it.

Then would you do it?

Spit.

Mr. Ty Cobb here.

Mr. Ty Cobb here.

Mr. Lenny dykstra.

Getting ready to spit.

Had himself a good winner down in the Dominican league.

Well?

I'm sorry. I didn't see it. Did he spit?

I wasn't looking. I'm sorry, Harlan. I blinked.

Did you spit?

Can you watch this time?

All right, so you can fucking spit.

All right, so you can fucking spit.

What is it, Jack? Jack, what is it?

Those are called dogs, Harlan.

Do you see it? Uh-uh.

Let's go. Come on.

Harlan, get back over here with us.

In case these are rippers,

believe it or not, we might need you.

Shut up.

Easy, boys.

Careful of my ladies.

Hey, careful of the plants.

Get him!

Come on.

They're coming back.

Dumbass dogs ran right past him.

Come on. Let's go get us some stew.

Did you ever eat rabbit nuts, Harlan?

Hello, ladies.

How you doing today?

Shit.

Missed him.

Heading on up to canyon.

See, Harlan, Carter's a lot like an old lady.

Holy shit!

It's the feds.

Yeah, shit.

Let's go!

Where you going to go, man? They got us.

It's no use.

You know what? Second thought, you better run.

It's going to be a lot harder in jail on you

than it is us.

Than it is us.

You're too pretty, man. Run.

Shut up.

Oh, he doesn't like to be tested.

Does he?

There you go, sir.

What the fuck?

It's done. Over.

Oh, god. Shit.

Oh, god, Jesus.

Malcolm? Malcolm?

Okay, we gotta get out of here, guys.

Come on. Let's go.

Christ, is he dead? Is he dead?

He's got six or eight bullet holes in him.

Of course he's dead. Come on.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure. Let's go.

How can you tell?

Yes, he's very fucking dead, Carter.

Now, let's go.

You can tell from just doing that?

Yes, I can tell! Come on.

Yes, I can tell! Come on.

You know they're going to be coming for the dope.

Now, move it.

Hurry.

All right, shit.

Move it! Okay.

Dude...

I've never seen a body.

Any kind of dead body, let alone a--

Any kind of dead body, let alone a--

Me neither, man.

Did you see his fucking eyes, man? Shit.

Why don't you guys just calm down?

We're going to be fine. All right?

Why don't you fucking calm down?

Can we not be macho assholes for five seconds, please?

A man is dead.

Our boss just fucking lost his life.

And we lost something, too,

besides, the last five months of our lives.

Besides, the last five months of our lives.

This is just-- This is fucked up.

I lost 40 grand.

Did you say 40? I was only getting 16.

Yeah, well, that's the going rate for assholes.

I'm not an asshole.

Oh, yeah, you are.

Harlan, listen. The reason that you get 16 is because it's your first year.

Oh.

This is weird.

Oh, shit.

Where the fuck are they?

Okay, so we'll do it then, right?

Let's move it. Come on.

Move.

Carter, y'all go for the crop, okay?

But just get enough so we can sell it easy.

Think someone's coming. Move it.

Shit. Sorry.

Harlan.

Come on, Jack.

Jesus, come on. Come on.

Okay. All right, let's do it.

I'll get the truck at Malcolm's if it's safe.

Come on, Harlan. Move it.

Just want our salaries. No more.

Come on, sweetheart.

Come on, sweetheart.

Gotta pray Jack's okay at Malcolm's.

♪ You're sick and you're beautiful ♪

♪ you're sick and beautiful ♪

♪ squeeze me like your lemon ♪

♪ then mix with alcohol ♪

♪ shake me hard, then down me ♪

♪ you're sick and beautiful ♪

♪ you're gravy with gasoline ♪

Damn it.

♪ And wicked with whipping cream ♪

♪ you're gravy with gasoline ♪

♪ I need a quick fix ♪

♪ I need a quick fix ♪

♪ I'm flashing like an instamatic ♪

♪ Your junk is habitual ♪

♪ you're sick and you're beautiful ♪

♪ your junk is habitual ♪

I'll find somebody to buy this shit.

Yep.

Carter, couldn't we take a few more for luck?

Carter, couldn't we take a few more for luck?

Yeah, bad luck.

We did it. We really did it.

We did it. We really did it.

Did what?

Well, that was the most dangerous part, right?

Harlan, whatever part you're doing is the most dangerous part.

Uh, you know what?

Why don't you just-- Just wait here?

Here means here, by the way.

Not over there, not over there.

Not over there, not over there.

Don't wander around. Just wait.

Hello?

Hello.

Lucy?

Oh, my god.

Jesus, you scared the shit out of me.

Sorry. Close the curtain.

You're getting water everywhere.

Sorry.

Haven't you ever heard of the telephone?

Um, didn't Malcolm call?

What?

Didn't Malcolm call you?

No. Hand me a towel.

Yeah.

He had us cut a small part of the crop.

Really? Yeah.

Is he in trouble?

Um, I don't know. I think he just needs money.

I mean, you know Malcolm.

If you don't mind, I'd like to get dressed in private.

How much stuff did he bring?

35 plants.

Look, luce, I'm sorry about last week. Okay?

That's cool. You're free to do whatever you want.

And so am I.

I was just talking to her. Whatever.

How quickly does Malcolm want the stuff?

How quickly does Malcolm want the stuff?

Well, that's the thing.

He needs it pretty fast

and doesn't want the word to get out.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you probably shouldn't use your regular people to trim.

Who am I supposed to use?

Us, I guess,

Jack and me.

And the new kid, Harlan. He's waiting out in the truck.

Nice kid.

Is Malcolm going to fill me in on the details?

I'm sure he will.

Your sansevieria here could use a little nitrogen.

Your sansevieria here could use a little nitrogen.

This sounds a little slapdash.

You sure everything's okay?

Yeah. Uh, Lucy, can we unload the truck?

Yeah, I guess. I gotta get to class.

That's cool.

Study hard.

Oh, Malcolm said we should stay here for a night or two.

Is that okay?

Yeah. Is that his idea or yours?

Hi.

Smells like a skunk nest.

Yeah, that's the smell of money, my boy.

It's the sweet stink of success.

So anyhow, this guys says he'll buy every bud.

So anyhow, this guys says he'll buy every bud.

What is so great about this?

I didn't say it was so great,

but I think he'll come through.

He's going to call here?

Yeah, what if Lucy answers the phone?

He'll ask for me.

What if he's, you know,

involved in the murder?

What if Lucy is?

Guys, I've been thinking about something.

Uh-oh..

Everyone knows we worked up there. Right?

If Malcolm's found dead,

cops'll think we killed him.

Yeah, maybe when we clear our dough,

yeah, maybe when we clear our dough,

might be good if we scatter.

I have a number.

I have a phone number.

Malcolm gave it to me in case there was any trouble.

How come you didn't mention it before?

Because I forgot, Jack.

It was a long time ago.

Pothead.

Redneck.

Stockman residence.

Hi, Mrs. stockman?

Yes. Who's calling?

Think it's his wife, man.

Hi, Mrs. stockman.

Hi, Mrs. stockman.

I'm an old friend of Malcolm's.

Well, you know he doesn't live at home anymore.

Oh, he doesn't?

Of course I'd like nothing better than to have him here.

Uh-huh.

I think it's his mother, man.

Mrs. stockman,

I'm calling because Malcolm gave me this number

in case there was ever any trouble.

Trouble? Yeah.

At least we know she didn't kill him.

Who is this? Are you sure?

Shit.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

She's buzzing Malcolm's brother Robert on the intercom.

She's buzzing Malcolm's brother Robert on the intercom.

Is it a mansion?

Should I-- Should I talk to him?

Yeah, I guess.

Shit, talk to him.

Hello?

Uh, hi.

Who is this?

Um, I work with Malcolm.

Have you seen Malcolm

or spoken to him?

Can you get him a message?

Okay, where are you? Where can I reach you?

Hello?

Hang it up. Who is this?

Hang it up. Who is this?

What do you think?

I think we don't call Robert back. What do you think?

Are you going to be all right?

I have a yeast infection.

Good.

♪ So fucking dumb ♪

♪ so fucking... dumb ♪

♪ so fucking... dumb ♪

♪ dumb ♪

♪ dumb ♪

You know, I once heard Malcolm talking about his family.

He said his grandpa was some kind of railroad mogul.

Guy made, like, millions.

Is that right?

Yeah, and that was back then, too.

Well, if his family's so rich,

with a mansion and a mongol and all that,

with a mansion and a mongol and all that,

then why did he get into dope?

Well, you know, who can say why mongols do anything?

It's moguls, you oxymoron.

All right, fine. What about his father. What does he do?

Not a whole lot. He's dead.

Like father, like son.

Hello?

Just a sec. Jack.

Yeah.

The phone.

Here we go, boys.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That was Malcolm.

No, it wasn't.

I know his voice.

Actually it was somebody calling for him,

calling to make arrangements to sell the dope.

Malcolm's out of the country.

Hawaii?

Yeah.

Okay, guys, what's going on?

We told you.

You told me shit.

I've got eyes here. What's the real story?

You always get a little paranoid

when there's herb in the house.

You know that. What's going on?

All right, Lucy, look. Here's the truth.

Malcolm's in trouble.

He's in deep trouble.

He's overcommitted himself,

and had to fly to Hawaii.

He needs some quick cash.

Why doesn't he talk to me?

Because he's freaked out.

Because he's freaked out.

Not talking to anybody right now.

That's the truth.

I don't like it.

Nobody likes it.

What's the score, champ?

They're still getting killed.

♪ Stay a while if you want ♪

♪ don't wanna see you go ♪

♪ we can sit here not moving ♪

♪ hardly talking ♪

You know how to do this?

Yeah, sure.

Be my guest.

Take your shirt off.

Take your shirt off.

It'll be easier.

That's how I usually do it.

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ but if you want to know ♪

♪ what's going on ♪

♪ remember that we're not alone ♪

So we're lunatics.

Yeah, I'd say so.

Yeah, I'd say so.

Keep knocking on the door.

Hey. Hey, Danny.

Come on in.

So she was caught in the cave

when the shadows grew larger,

and suddenly there was flames all around her.

They were magical flames, right?

And the dragon shot them at her.

When she came out of the flames,

she wasn't a frog anymore.

She was...

A beautiful dental technician.

That's right.

Tell it the long way, Danny.

Oh, not tonight, baby. I've got work to do.

Introduce me, man. Oh, come on.

Introduce me, man. Oh, come on.

In a minute. He's talking to the kid.

Go see your mama, okay?

Thanks. I'll see you later.

This is Carter, Danny.

Hey, Carter. How you doing?

Have a seat, guys.

Thank you.

So let's see it.

Here you go.

Here you go.

It's just a precaution.

Smells good.

It's northern lights cross bred with afghani.

Cute little girl you got there.

Spittin' image of you.

She's my old lady's

oh.

♪ If you offer me a shade of blue ♪

♪ would I turn and say that it was true?

Why do you stay here?

What?

Uh, why do you do this?

Why do you do this?

Why do you do this?

For the money.

Yeah, I guess.

But if you've done it for a few years,

don't you have enough to stop?

Why stop?

I don't know.

I just--

You seem pretty incredible to me,

and I just figured

you must have some kind of dream

you must have some kind of dream

or something that you really like to do.

God, you're young.

I am not.

How old are you, 15?

Twenty.

Jesus Christ.

Why you making fun of me?

Why do you think?

It's not bad.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Yep, it's okay.

You're completely fucked up.

Totally. Completely fucked up.

Yo, I don't know whether I'm sitting down or standing up.

Sitting.

All right, how do I stand?

Feet.

I do have a question, though.

Yeah, fire away.

Everybody knows you guys work for Malcolm, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So what's this shit coming here and telling me

you grew this pot?

It's a little bit complicated.

No, it's not-- It's not complicated.

Well, not complicated, but--

It's not complicated at all.

It's just that Malcolm's in some trouble.

It's not serious trouble.

It's just low cash flow.

Supposed to keep it quiet.

You know, you'd do the same, right?

Yeah.

Personally, what gets to me

is how paranoid the guy is.

I mean, we're the one's laying our asses out there

I mean, we're the one's laying our asses out there

for the whole wild world to see.

It's the business we've chosen.

Oh, yeah, it is.

Didn't always used to be like this.

No.

Then again, the dope wasn't like this either.

That is good shit, though.

It is good shit.

All right, all right, all right.

Look, but I'm gonna have to fuck you on this deal

look, but I'm gonna have to fuck you on this deal

because of all these complications with Malcolm and so forth.

Right? So I'll give you--

No, no, I'll give Malcolm...

$7.47, please.

Thank you. Yep.

There he is.

Dude, quit looking out there.

Don't look.

And there he is.

Quit-- quit it.

They always do it out in the open?

Cuts down on the ambush quota.

One buyer, one seller. That's the rule.

Don't-- don't--

Don't-- don't--

Man, don't fuck this up.

You're gonna fuck this up.

Holy shit.

Just eat your pancakes.

Just eat your pancakes.

He should be here.

Hear me? Something's happened.

Shit. Come on.

Freeze, motherfucker!

Shit.

What do you say we go get real breakfast?

Damn.

Jesus h. Christ on a popsicle stick.

Boys, that was so fucking easy.

I'd do it again. Shit.

Hell, I'd do it 10 more times.

You know, when I held that money,

it felt like pussy, better than pussy.

Nothing's better than pussy.

So how much do we get anyway?

What was the deal?

What was the deal?

It was 10% for Lucy, right?

Then there's enough for each of us to get our salaries,

plus a little extra for mental anguish, right?

Okay.

You have any idea how much crop was up there?

Shit, three million.

Try four or five, man.

Good grief.

Maybe it's still up there.

What, the crop?

Yeah.

Harlan, you're amazing.

What? Maybe it is.

What? Maybe it is.

Maybe he's right.

No, I mean, your head is hollow,

and yet you walk around and you say things

and frolic and everything.

Maybe there's crop, boys.

There's herb up there still.

Hello. Hello.

Everything, man.

The tent, the stakes,

your silverware, your software,

your hardware, your underwear.

Uh-uh. Rippers take everything, Harlan.

That's the lesson for you today.

That's the lesson for you today.

Shows how much you know, Carter.

They didn't tough a leaf.

God damn, man.

Something else, man.

Good grief.

It's all rocko.

It's, like, ready to go.

I think we can keep him alive.

I think we can keep him alive.

If whoever killed him

doesn't want the crop,

then nobody else will mess with us

if they think he's alive, right?

Yeah, but for how long?

Lucy'll get suspicious.

She already is suspicious. Yeah.

So is Danny, man. I don't know.

The office records lay out who to pay off.

We've got money. Malcolm's been out of town before.

Not at harvest season, he hasn't.

Not at harvest season, he hasn't.

What about his mother and his freakin' brother?

Not to mention whoever killed him.

It's insane, man.

Oh, yeah, I'm insane.

Fucking crazy. God damn.

Well, let's go.

You're not going to get any diseases.

Just grab a leg.

I don't like touching it.

You think I'm some kind of "narcaphiliac"?

I don't like touching it either.

What do you think?

Humboldt, what's going on up there?

Feels like the scene has changed.

Wasn't it better when they were all hippies? What's that?

Harlan, hey. Let me see that.

I found it.

Let me see it.

Something to keep an eye on.

As for my--

Okay, let's go.

Ready?

God damn.

God damn.

You want to say something?

Like what?

♪ I'm more dope than heroin ♪

Come on, fellas.

We gotta move these bitches. No time to spare, sweetheart.

Guys, back. Come on, move it.

Okay, boys, cut her down.

Let's go, fellas. Come on.

Let's go, go, go.

All right, you two could probably be moving faster.

Malcolm, bill Johnson here.

We own the goddamn land in Hawaii,

so let's plant something on it.

Huh? Let's get it rolling.

808-555-9417.

Malcolm, you old bullfrog. Where are you?

I'm-- I'm starting to get those headaches again.

You remember Tijuana?

What's going on, mal. I'm your brother, okay?

And mom-- hey, one of your associates-- quote-unquote--

And mom-- hey, one of your associates-- quote-unquote--

Called her and really freaked her out.

If you're okay, just call me. Huh?

I-- I miss talking to you.

This is gianni, for the fifth time. You call me.

Leave a goddamn number, then, if you want me to call you. Shit.

Hey, where is he?

Uh, over there.

Carter? Yo.

I need you.

Well, can it...

What's up?

I hired the temp people, like you said Malcolm wanted.

All right, good.

Is he ever going to call me?

Lucy, I really don't know.

Look, I need the 5,000 in cash.

I already asked you. I even tried calling Malcolm's office.

Here you go. That's at least 5,000.

What can I tell you? It's a pretty good time for me.

I'm glad things are good for you.

It's just, you know,

it's just, you know,

Malcolm never trusted us to this shit before.

I wonder why not?

Ha ha ha ha.

I don't feel like it.

Okay?

Okay.

Uh, why?

Something's weird.

Someone should ask the same question about me.

Maybe that's why I'm making the big move. Let's see here.

Maybe that's why I'm making the big move. Let's see here.

Prove something to myself.

Stanley. Stanley k.

Better than dad or granddad.

Kroopf. Stanley kroopf.

Hello.

Yes, hello, could I speak to Mr. kroopf, please?

Hold a second, hon.

Sheriff, line two's for you.

Shit.

Sheriff.

Don't move!

You move one fucking muscle and you're dead.

All right, all right. Easy there, crusher.

We're just going to talk to the man.

Then you can shoot him.

Take off your pack. Put your hands on your head.

Don't shoot me.

Hey, that's-- That's my stuff.

What are you doing here, man?

Just camping out.

He's spying on us, Carter.

Thank you, thank you. I'm aware of that possibility.

Keep your hands on your head.

Where you from, Ben?

Santa Cruz.

Uh-huh. He's got a bag of cereal.

See you're married.

Handkerchief.

This your kid?

Energy pills. Yeah.

Energy pills. Yeah.

What do you guys want?

He's got a nudie magazine.

Why do you have a temporary license, Ben?

Couple of forks.

I just moved out here.

An apple. Uh-huh.

What's the address?

Granola bar. There's nothing in here, Carter.

Will you shut up?

Shut up.

What's the address?

3417 cherry Lane.

3517.

I told you. I just moved down here.

Uh-huh.

Give me that. What?

The bandana.

The bandana.

Get it yourself, man.

You're an idiot.

You're either dead or you got yourself a new job.

But I haven't done anything.

Hands down.

Watch your step, asshole.

Yes, Robert stockman, please.

Hello.

Robert? This is Jack. I work with Malcolm.

Yeah? Seems like everybody works with Malcolm.

I'm his partner. How come I've never heard of you?

I'm his partner. How come I've never heard of you?

Because Malcolm's discreet.

He wanted me to let you know

that he's in Hawaii right now.

Really.

And everything's going well.

Robert, could you hang on just a second?

Sure.

Thanks.

Ro-pan international.

Jack, sheriff kroopf is returning your call.

Oh, could you hang on just a second, please?

Sure.

Robert? Yeah.

Yeah, just so you know,

the Texas deal and the men's clothing deal seem to both be going through.

The Texas deal and the men's clothing deal seem to both be going through.

Good.

On Franklin, we got the schedules and exhibits,

and we paid off that nut case that was threatening a lis pendens suit.

You really have been in touch with Malcolm. Haven't you?

Of course I have.

Tell him to call his mother. She's driving me batty.

Okay, Robert. Thank you.

Hello.

Jack, just a minute.

Sheriff kroopf here. What do you need?

Yeah, sheriff,

yeah, sheriff,

this is Jack calling again.

I just wanted to confirm

that your man's going to meet our man Thursday.

Is that right?

You know, you could've asked.

I did. He said the same as before.

Great. I don't know. 700?

That should be enough, right?

What if they're expecting thousands?

It's better to give too much than too little.

What if something goes wrong? This is all we got left.

Plus if we give too much,

we're going to look like assholes.

Caterer, we are assholes.

Caterer, we are assholes.

How about 2,000?

Fuck it, 1500. I'm giving him 1500.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Oh, thank you.

Here, let me get this one.

No, no, no, I'll get that one. That's a designer label.

You're not supposed to wear the goddamn label on your sleeve

the rest of your fucking life, Carter.

1200?

Fuck it, 1500.

Sometimes I think you were just thawed out

after 50 fucking years.

After 50 fucking years.

You know what? Why don't you wear your underwear

on the outside of your pants?

"Huervos" rancheros. You like "huervos" rancheros?

Spanish omelet's good.

See you later, Sam.

See you.

See you.

Cup of decaf, please?

Yeah, sure.

Hey.

Hi.

How you doing?

Thank you.

Some weather we're having, huh?

I guess.

How you doing, man? How's the family treating you?

Whoops, no ring.

Sorry, just trying to make a little conversation.

Why?

Well, that-- 'cause, you know, that's...

Just give me the sports page, huh?

Oh.

Yep, think you want the want ads there.

Am I gonna smile?

What? Oh.

Wants some huckleberry pie?

Um, just the ch-- Check, please.

Um, just the ch-- Check, please.

Check?

There's no check. He's a cop.

Well, where-- okay.

Carousel. They're doing it next week at the high school.

My nephew's got a part in it.

He's not a great singer,

but you ought to see the auditorium.

We never had a place like that when lumber was a cash crop.

Hey, Mr. horse.

Yeah?

Oh, it's you.

How's it going down here?

Oh, we're getting there.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

I didn't want to bother you long.

Just to give you this.

For me?

You're crazy.

I couldn't find exactly what I was looking for.

I never wear things like this.

Try it on.

Wait a sec.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Don't.

What?

Uh, Carter.

Two of you used to...

We're friends.

That's all.

Yeah. Well, also we fuck.

I don't understand that.

I know.

I mean, if you don't love each other anymore,

I mean, if you don't love each other anymore,

why do you still...

It's complicated.

Sometimes complications are interesting.

And the sex?

You're not supposed to ask this stuff.

I'm sorry.

The sex is complicated, too.

Come on, Ben, you fucking asshole. Wrap it up.

I'm doing it.

Yeah, it's the same as pot, right?

I mean, growing is growing, man.

Plants are plants.

White wheat?

Yeah, look it. Right now they have to bleach wheat

in order to make it white. Okay, which is fine

except it takes out all the nutrients. Like that, see?

I'm thinking about cross breeding a strain of wheat

that already has a white hull.

That way you make pastry flour

or dough or whatever from it,

or dough or whatever from it,

and it'd still be a whole grain.

Massive financial upside.

And you might get your face on a bag of flour, too.

Of course.

Carter, that would be real good.

Well, what are you going to do with your money?

You going to get yourself some whores?

I'm believe I'll get myself a harley

and find some Korean whores.

Move it, Ben. Okay.

For your information, smartass,

I just might start my own fortune 500 company.

You're sure dressed for it today.

What's up with the sports coat?

What are you doing here?

We need to talk.

What's the matter?

Away from here unless you want to talk in front of those clowns.

You were going to cut me out of the deal

after all these years.

And you're the worst,

lying to me this whole time.

How did you find out?

How did you find out?

He told me.

Who?

Why?

I fucked him.

Oh.

You fucked Harlan?

That's a good way to get information, is to--

You can do whatever you want, man.

It's totally cool.

Mm-hm.

Okay, luce, what do you want out of this deal>

what do you think I want?

I don't know.

You wouldn't know. Would you?

How about an equal cut?

Equal cut?

Yeah. Well, fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

No, fuck you. No, fuck you.

No, fuck you. No, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. What, are you going to hit me?

You going to kill me, too?

What?

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about.

Oh, give me a fucking break.

Luce, you know the pilot killed him.

Who hired the pilot?

Oh, Jesus Christ, Lucy. Jesus.

Forget it. You know. He's dead.

What are you going to do now?

I guess now we're going to give you an equal cut.

I guess now we're going to give you an equal cut.

Yeah. Thank you.

That little fucking fuck.

Goddamnit.

I don't care that he fucked her, man.

He shouldn't have fucking talked to her.

He shouldn't have fucked her either.

Equal cut.

All right, all you growers,

give a big 23rd annual harvest party welcome

to Sierra kahan,

to Sierra kahan,

our fearless leader and sister in drugs!

Hey, Sierra, get your butt up here, girl.

All right. All right, all right.

As you all know, I moved here when I was 10 years old,

with my mom and dad.

Come on up, mom and dad.

Now I'm raising my own family.

The terrible Taylor and the twins shine and blue,

and Bailey,

and for those of you who don't know,

I'm actually expecting again!

I'm actually expecting again!

Whoo!

When my folks first moved here...

She's expecting all kinds of deliveries.

But they knew something.

They believed in something.

They had a sense of mission and purpose.

And they had an idea

of how human beings are with each other.

And I think that here today

we still have that.

Now let's get ripped.

Can I say something?

I mean, I know I'm an outsider here,

but still,

doesn't it seem unfair to you

that your friends get to go party

and you have to babysit me?

They're hoping I'll shoot you.

Yeah, right.

Right after they harvest this stuff,

they'll take most of the money.

I mean, won't they?

They're older, right?

Older guys, man, they always try and take advantage--

That's enough. Shut up.

Hey, man, it's a free country. I can talk if I want to.

Oh, yeah? Well, it ain't a free plantation,

so shut the fuck up,

or I'll blow your head off.

You understand me, free country?

Free country.

♪ Started with a plan ♪

♪ To get out of here ♪

♪ To get out of here ♪

♪ Said, "hey, you coming?" ♪

♪ 'Cause the weather don't wait for no one ♪

♪ And sure not us ♪

Hey, Jack.

Oh, hey, Sierra. How you doing?

Good.

How's Malcolm?

He's fine.

I'm surprised he's not here tonight.

I'm surprised he's not here tonight.

He's never missed one of these.

Yeah, well, I guess he's really busy right now.

Yeah, I know. We're all busy.

Yeah, we are.

I've actually been a little worried about him.

Yeah? Why's that?

He's been dealing with some pretty heavy people lately.

Yeah? Mm, very heavy.

Hm.

You know, if you start dealing with the wrong people,

bad shit happens,

bad shit happens,

even in a place like this.

You know what?

Maybe Malcolm's learned his lesson.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

Listen. When you see Malcolm,

just make sure that he gives me a call...

Soon.

Yeah.

Sierra.

♪ Seems so precious ♪

♪

♪ Seems so simple ♪

♪ Sometimes ♪

All righty then, Heather.

All righty then, Heather.

See you again.

Oh, sure.

Bye. Bye-bye.

As for my crew,

the boys say the crop will be ready on time.

It has to be.

These guys better be working their asses off.

They're such fuckups.

The kid's a rube,

and Carter and Jack

are getting too wise to my operations.

Maybe I ought to get rid of them all.

Tough to lose Carter, though.

Mr. green thumb.

Mr. green thumb.

And Jack-- I used to think he had management potential,

but I'm afraid he's lost the hunger.

Nobody would miss them. What the fuck, man?

Who knows? Maybe they'll disappear on their own.

Stranger things have happened.

Have a good night?

Nothing wrong with a little celebration, right?

Sierra kahan knows something.

What? What could she know?

She said something about Malcolm learning his lesson.

She said something about Malcolm learning his lesson.

You think she was in on the murder?

No, that wouldn't make sense.

She's more into nonviolence than anybody.

I don't know. Just gave me a weird feeling. You know?

Man, would you look at all this fucking beautiful footwear.

Hey! Shit!

Shit. They're here. What?

Who?

Come on. They're coming up the back road.

What are you talking about? Who's here?

It's the cops. It's a bust.

It's the cops. It's a bust.

The cops. What?

The hired guys have already run off.

Let's go.

Can't believe this shit. We paid them.

I paid them.

Maybe you didn't pay them enough.

Then why did he invite me to his goddamn nephew's carousel play?

Then why did he invite me to his goddamn nephew's carousel play?

Shit, where's the...

This is just totally fucked.

Goddamnit, I paid them. I paid all of them.

Let's go.

Hurry.

Here, let me see. Let me see.

Let me see.

Jesus Christ, they must think we left already.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

What are we waiting for?

What are we waiting for?

Just calm down, Harlan. You're coming too fast.

Yeah. Yeah, those are not cops.

They're rippers.

Rip-off artists? How can you tell?

Look at their tennis shoes.

What do we do?

Oh, shit.

Wait a sec, guys. They got guns, too. You know?

Let's let them have what's left.

We got enough at Lucy's.

You got enough at Lucy's.

All I'm saying is, Carter,

all I'm saying is, Carter,

I don't want to die for a bunch of dope. That's stupid.

We fight for what's ours, Harlan. That's the way.

You don't want to fight? Fine. You get nothing.

But you get in my way, I'll kill you myself.

You wouldn't dare.

Oh, wouldn't I? Why don't you try me?

Why don't you try me, you little fucking coward?

Harlan, you don't dare somebody to kill you.

Jack, fucking Ben up there!

He's their spy, man.

You guys just stay back!

Fuck you!

Guy in the red.

Got 'em now, guys!

There are only three of them, and they're right below me.

Great, Ben! Did you get the asshole in the bathrobe?

Fucking Ben.

Yeah, I think so.

Hey, the guy in the red coat,

he's behind that log. Cover me!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Jack! No!

Hey, you all right?

Go on, you fucks!

Go on, you fucks!

Where's Harlan?

I'm so sorry.

Jesus, I'm sorry, man.

I told you he was a ripper.

I'm so sorry.

What do you mean, you're sorry?

This motherfucker, we save his life,

he steals one of our goddamn guns, then tries to ambush us.

What do you mean, you're sorry?

What do you mean, you're sorry?

Motherfucker.

Stop it, man. What are you doing?

Well, how bad is it?

He's losing blood. Here.

I can't believe I did this.

I just-- What are we going to do?

Sorry. Well, I can't stop this bleeding.

We gotta do fucking something.

Shut up. We gotta do something!

Shut up!

There's only one thing to do.

Moose.

A moose. Yeah.

A moose?

Yeah, a moose, but we missed him.

I think probably what happened

is a bullet ricocheted off an antler or something.

Does he have insurance?

Uh, uh, yeah.

Yeah, it's--

I'm sure he does.

Right there.

Oh, and you may want to contact his wife.

Oh, and you may want to contact his wife.

Is there anything else you need me for?

You can sign right here.

Right there.

Okay, signature, right?

Okay. Uh...

You did what?

I didn't know what name to use. Okay?

I didn't know what name to use. Okay?

You didn't know what name--

What if they go up there and look around now?

They're not going to go up there and look around

because the guy's a ripper, and he's going to cover his ass.

And they're doctors. Okay?

Are you kidding?

You're fucking delusional.

You guys are smoking too much.

You're going to have to stop smoking this shit

until we're finished with this thing.

Oh, you're real clear headed, huh?

You're not fucking up at all. Are you? Malcolm.

You weren't in any hunting accident, Ben.

You know that. Hell, I know it.

You know that. Hell, I know it.

And how you know I know it

because I just told you.

Now, understand I'm not one of your local candy-ass cops,

so you can keep on lying to me,

in which case you're going to receive

the worst medical treatment this side of Indonesia.

Or you can open your mouth

and let all them pretty little beans

just spill on out.

Yes, this is Malcolm stockman.

Could you send roses to my mother, please?

Could you send roses to my mother, please?

Yes, the regular.

Good.

And the card should read,

"to my darling mother,

"I adore you as always.

Your incorrigible son, Mel."

Thank you.

Malcolm. Hey, it's Christina, the babysitter.

It looks like the sheriff's got some information about your case.

I didn't get to overhear everything,

but it seems like they're moving pretty quick.

You can call me here if you want.

And maybe I can see you again sometime.

And maybe I can see you again sometime.

3:00 A.M., fucked up.

And it's not the weed this time. Really.

Really.

It's the dreams, bad ones,

the growers versus gianni.

Are they closing in?

I should protect my back, though, to tell the truth, I haven't.

To tell the truth I haven't.

I'm up on the hire wire, mama, without a net.

Holy shit, Jack. I've been trying like crazy to reach Malcolm, man.

What happened?

There's a whole platoon of cops, deputies--

Oh, shit. And they just gassed up, man,

and I think it's a bust for sure, man.

I think it's your place because I was looking, man,

you know, with what he's paying me, man.

You know, with what he's paying me, man.

I'm like-- I'm on--

I got my eyes on the prize, man.

Headed north, putting out fires,

while Rome burns, etc., etc.

Were there really fiddlers then,

or was that just some opposition party's propaganda

to discredit nero?

What was that experience?

From innocence to experience,

innocence to cynicism,

then back to innocence again.

Baudelaire, yeah. Fleur de mal.

Mal. Malcolm. That's me, babe.

Mal. Malcolm. That's me, babe.

Out of the shit, comes a flower.

There it is again.

Fuck you. Fuck you. All right?

I don't hear anything, I don't see anything,

and I'm not stopping every 15 fucking seconds

for you to have a psychotic fucking episode.

Now, come on.

Jesus.

Come on.

What are you doing now?

Oh. I thought we were going to try to quit?

Just a few puffs.

Just a few puffs.

A few puffs of this shit

makes you hear shit and see shit.

Now, put it away.

Goddamnit, put it away.

Come on, Carter.

Sorry. I'm sorry. You son of a bitch.

I didn't mean to hit you.

I'm sick of your shit, you fucking hippie!

I'm sick of this!

Get the fuck off me, man.

You shit pile.

Shit, come here. Huh?

Fuck with me? Huh? Come here.

Huh?

Huh?

Cut it out!

Hey, it's real this time.

What? It's real.

Go! Go! Go!

Come on. Fan out.

Scotty, Mike.

Don't touch anything.

There might be evidence.

Yeah, in a pig's ass.

Ro-pan international.

Leave a message.

This is gianni again.

Call me back within 24 hours.

Do you understand me?

Just kept kicking you?

Yeah. First he slapped me.

And then I slapped him back.

And then he went insane,

just hitting me and kicking me,

and he wouldn't stop.

For no reason. Yeah.

You know, if it was about you,

I'd understand completely,

I'd understand completely,

but he's with Heather,

and she's supposed to be the best fuck around, and--

I don't mean you're not, Lucy.

Nobody's sexier than you.

Nobody. You know that, right?

At least nobody I ever met.

I had this idea

that maybe you and I

could go away together,

you know, just the two of us.

Yeah. Hello?

Jack!

Hello.

Malcolm?

Yes.

We want a meeting tonight.

Uh, well, I'm afraid that's out of the question.

I have three other meetings tonight.

Cancel them.

We're not screwing around here, Malcolm.

In that case, I'll send my assistant, Jack marsten. He--

In that case, I'll send my assistant, Jack marsten. He--

No. No, I'll see you 10:00 P.M. behind the constance building.

Alone.

Hello?

So?

Everything's cool.

So you're positive we should do this.

The way that guy sounded on the phone,

the worst possible thing we could do

would be to ignore him.

Do you know you're acting exactly like Malcolm?

What's wrong with that?

Nothing. It's just kind of creepy.

Well, if I'm acting like Malcolm and all,

you should be grateful.

Malcolm got himself killed.

You remember that?

You remember that?

I just think we should stop and think about this.

I have thought about it, and I agree with myself.

Look, if you don't want to go,

I'll go alone.

What do you mean?

I mean you back down the alley and wait for me.

Should we figure out some kind of time thing or something.

Son of a bitch, man.

Hold on.

Sit.

I believe in what you're saying.

What the fuck is that?

Malcolm?

Johnny?

Johnny?

No, it's with a "g," two "I"s, two "n"s.

It's gianni.

Of course it is.

I knew that. I just started off with a little joke there.

It's good to-- Good to finally meet you.

I was afraid you might not come.

I was going to have to find your brother.

Well, no, there's no need for that.

It's a nice place you got.

Yeah, it's a toy factory.

Yeah, it's a toy factory.

I got kids and grandkids.

They pop out of the shoot so fast,

I can't keep count of them.

I give them stuff.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, Malcolm, is the harvest complete?

Almost. I'm sorry I haven't called, but I've been out of town.

There will be 1500 pounds,

like we agreed?

Absolutely.

The only thing is it's not going to be exactly as soon as I expected.

You told us it would be on the fourth.

You told us it would be on the fourth.

Why, that's tomorrow. Isn't it?

Yeah, that's-- That's tomorrow.

Yeah.

The thing is that you just can't--

You can't predict how things are going to grow.

You know? It's just--

Why don't you stand up?

What's that?

Help him stand up.

Why-- why would I--

What are you guys doing?

What are you guys doing?

What's the deal?

What am I going to do with you, Malcolm?

I'm just here doing business. You have any ideas?

How about I bash in your fucking brains

with a sledgehammer?

How would you like that?

What did I do?

How about I cut your fucking balls off

and feed them to my dog?

He's had testicles. He loves them.

He's crazy about them, Malcolm.

Now, wait. I'm picking something up here.

You don't believe me. Do you?

You think I'm not going to do this.

No, look. I believe you. I'm just saying I don't--

Pull his pants down. I don't understand why--

Pull his pants down. I don't understand why--

Pull his fucking pants down!

How many times do I have to tell you shit?

You idiots!

Why would you want them to pull my pants down?

Fuck! I want him to see his balls.

I want the dog to see his balls.

Where's the dog? Go get the dog. Get the fucking dog.

I'm sure we can work something out.

Goddamnit!

Shit, man!

Maybe we should just talk--

If we lose that dog, my wife's going to have-- shut up.

What?

You know, you cheated me. You lied to me.

I gave you $2 million,

and I got you into Hawaii

and I got you into Hawaii

because I want to be into northern California.

I appreciate that. I really-- shut up!

Let me assure you of something.

Are you trying to take advantage of me?

No, absolutely not.

Good.

You're going to be prompt with your delivery?

Next week, I promise.

I guarantee you.

Believe me, next week. Okay?

Cross your heart?

Yeah, cross my heart. Whatever.

Yeah, cross my heart. Whatever.

Pull up your pants, man.

Okay.

You're a nice guy. I like you.

Thanks.

Fucking dog.

Get him-- get him some grappa. Will you?

Yes, sir. What's that?

You want a toy, something to bring home?

What? I don't really have any kids.

Maybe we have one of those barking dogs left,

kind of a memento.

Here you go, sir.

Here you go, sir.

The mafia?

Apparently Malcolm gave them the whole crop

so he could get into Hawaii.

Well, fuck me, man. They're the ones who killed him.

They think he's still alive. They think I'm him.

Then they're going to kill you.

They just want the crop, Carter.

They're going to kill somebody, man.

That's what the mafia fucking does,

is they kill people.

Everybody kills people.

Well, the mafia's really good at it. All right?

I mean, if they want the crop, we're fucked, Jack.

They expect it next week.

By then we can have our money from Danny

by then we can have our money from Danny

and be way the fuck out of the country.

I don't know, man.

I know you don't know. That's why I'm telling you.

Oh, look at that shit, man. Would you look at that?

Shit. Fuck shit.

I don't see anything.

Exactly. All right? Exactly.

Are you going nuts or something?

Good night, fellas.

Get down. Get down.

Get up, Harlan. It's nothing.

I thought I saw something.

Jesus Christ, man.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Lucy says it's not the outside people we got to worry about.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, it's just more likely

well, it's just more likely

somebody on the inside

just offs everybody else and...

Harlan, that's a real smart thing to say right now.

Sorry.

Oh, god.

Hey. What?

Hey. What?

I'm just going to take a piss, man.

Enough. Enough, damn it.

Uh, uh, sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I was just leaving.

Lucy, I don't think we're going to make it.

Too many people are after us

and I just want you to know that...

I love you.

We're going to be fine.

Silence.

Come on, man.

Now, where's Malcolm?

We don't know.

He's dead-- he's dead, man.

You're lying.

Where's the body?

Please.

Where's the body?

God, I don't know.

Okay, there he is.

The face.

Finished?

Lie down!

Come on, man--

Right now!

Please. Lie down!

No!

Hey.

Get the fuck off me, man!

Come on, man.

Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you!

No! Oh, god, help me!

Get the fuck off her, man.

Motherfucker!

Fuck you!

Do you know who I am?

You're the fucking helicopter pilot.

I swear we didn't see anything.

If you ever talk to gianni soletsko again

except to break the fucking deal,

except to break the fucking deal,

I will personally and not because I've been hired,

but for my own pleasure,

bring you back to these woods,

shoot you in the fucking stomachs,

and bury you alive

because we don't want out seed poisoned by mafia fucks!

Is that clear?

Yeah.

Is that clear?

Yes! Yes, it's fucking clear.

You all right?

You all right?

You?

My fucking god.

You shut up! Shut the fuck up!

- My feet hurt. - Shut up!

What? They hurt.

Fucking a.

Guys!

What the hell's wrong with you?

Um, the-- of-- the--

What? Would you talk?

He's parking.

He's parking? Who?

What the hell's he talking about?

What the fuck now?

Look. Look, see him?

Shit. See?

His face was rotten.

I had this once before after my father died. I saw him in the bathroom.

Shut up. I did.

Shut up. I did.

He was combing his hair.

Quiet.

What do we do?

Should I open the door or not?

No. We didn't kill him.

That's right. We didn't kill him. Okay.

Oh, god.

What the fuck is going on here?

What do you people think, you can do whatever you want,

you have free will or something?

You don't have free will!

You don't have free will!

You don't have carte blanche.

Didn't you hear of private property?

That's my family's dope you are selling.

It belongs to me!

Okay, all right.

I-- uh-- We--

We thought you were dead.

Yeah, I'll bet you did.

Unless you give the dope to gianni soletsko, I will be.

And so will you, too.

What are you, mute? Stoned?

Hey, let's light up a j and wait to get whacked.

Hey, let's light up a j and wait to get whacked.

You listen here, hipsters,

because I'm only going to say it one more time.

This is not fantasy island.

You are not winning the marijuana lottery here.

You are giving the Mary Jane, as promised,

to gianni the wop.

Okay, but why?

What is this, philosophy 101? Why?

Because I say so.

I didn't go to Princeton fucking university

to get whacked by some Guinea slime ball

who thinks that I stiffed him

who thinks that I stiffed him

in some stupid pot deal!

Your voice. It's different, right? Yeah.

It's like... Yeah.

You're not Malcolm. You're Robert.

Robert?

What?

You're Malcolm's brother?

Good morning. Is anybody awake yet?

So they're twins.

We're getting up to speed now, aren't we?

Pedal to the floor.

I bet you're the one pretending to be my brother.

Yeah. You did some job.

Yeah. You did some job.

Well, thanks.

I was working on the voice.

I didn't get it exact, but I, you know--

It's not a compliment, asshole.

He was a megalomaniac.

Marijuana empire.

Partners with the mob.

And he was supposed to be the bright one.

Where is he now, huh? Feeding Wally the worm.

If I let that go down,

I'm sure not going to think twice about you punks.

You think I can't kill on my own? Huh?

Like flies.

Goddamnit.

Okay, do we all feel like men now?

You know?

Okay, Robert.

What about the pilot?

What about the pilot that killed your brother?

Yeah.

The pilot timmie?

His bark is worse than his bite.

I can handle timmie, okay?

I can handle timmie, okay?

You just get the loco weed to gianni,

and I'll send you your wages.

Hold on. I still don't understand.

Okay, double your wages.

Just do it and forget about it,

or you're all going to the crowbar hotel.

Huh? For the murder of my brother. Capische?

Comprenez-vous?

Here. Here's 10 bucks.

Get a fucking haircut.

Um, wait. Can I just ask you one thing, please?

Now I'm really confused.

Okay.

Okay, what?

Let's do it.

Do what, Jack, what Robert said

or what the ski mask guy said?

Robert can kiss my ass.

Let's get the dope to Danny and get our money.

Come on. Let's go.

Won't Robert kill us if we do that?

He knows the pilot, timmie.

He was in on Malcolm's murder.

Robert's a pussy, okay?

He said he let it happen to Malcolm.

All right? He said that.

On his own, he wouldn't hurt a fly.

Maybe not, but somebody would.

Maybe not, but somebody would.

Somebody did.

Who the fuck hired the pilot?

Could somebody tell me that, please?

What difference does it make?

What difference does it make?

Who cares? Someone's going to kill us no matter what we do.

No, no. No.

No?

No, gianni's not going to kill us.

How do you figure?

He's not going to kill Robert either.

He wants the dope or the money.

All right? That's why the rich bastard came over here.

To protect his money, not his life.

All right?

All right?

And now he's going to lose his fucking trust fund to the mafia.

Isn't that great?

He pays the mob, and we walk free and clear.

I don't know, man.

Are you sure?

Because that sounds

like eight different kinds of insane to me.

Show some fucking guts, Carter!

Goddamnit!

I'm sick of you pussying out.

Show some fucking guts.

We're talking about millions of fucking dollars here.

That's not a walk in the park.

You bastards are not going to screw this up for me.

You bastards are not going to screw this up for me.

Do you understand?

You remember three weeks ago we didn't have shit.

And now we've got $3 million

right there in our grasp.

All we got to do is take it.

That's all we got to do.

So are you with me?

Is anybody listening to this?

Do you understand me, you fucks?

I'll be back in an hour, maybe less.

Um, Jack?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe we shouldn't all split up right now.

You know?

What are you talking about?

I'm saying, man. You know.

What's to keep you from just driving off with all the money, man?

Hey, look, look. Somebody's got to run this show, right?

And that takes some concentration,

something you folks wouldn't know anything about right now,

so don't talk to me about that.

Be that as it may, man-- what if...

What?

What?

Jack, what if maybe just one of us goes with you?

It's one buyer, one seller. You know that.

Yeah, we know that, Jack, but, you know...

But what? You want to do something really fucking stupid

and blow this deal?

Is that what you want?

This is what I'm talking about.

What? Okay? I'm sorry,

but I'm just going to have to insist, not to ride--

Insist? Yeah.

Not to ride with you but just to watch, man.

I mean, things have just gotten too crazy.

You guys are the biggest fuckups in the history of dope dealing.

That's a huge fucking statement.

That's a huge fucking statement.

You know what I mean?

Hey, Jack, no.

No. No, you're not going alone, man. All right?

You're just going to have to trust me.

Jesus. Okay?

Just fucking trust me, Carter.

Hey, guys!

What the fuck's wrong with you?

Shit.

Get the fucking door off of me, punk.

What the fuck's wrong with you?

We're going. We're going.

Hey, stop kicking, man.

- Stop it. - I'm not kicking.

You're not kicking? No.

Back hurts.

A little louder, guys.

Think there's still a couple people in the mall

who can't hear you.

We should get a bigger car.

We should get a bigger car.

Shut up.

Stop it. Shut up.

Hey. Hey.

Beautiful day, huh?

Yeah.

Life is good to me.

What's happening?

Exactly.

I'm glad we practically killed each other to get here.

I can't see a goddamn thing.

So let's adjust the mirror.

What are you, crazy?

Jack is right. We have to stay cool.

Since when do you agree with Jack?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't agree with anybody.

This is taking way too long.

Could you say that again?

How do you know how long it's supposed to take?

Danny's got to check the crop, right?

So chill.

How many pounds?

How many pounds?

1500.

I'll say one thing. Whoever grew this shit had a green thumb.

Thanks.

That's some of the highest thc content I've seen all summer.

All right. We're proud of it.

Hey, you know anything about hunting dogs?

How so?

Bloodhounds.

You know that they can smell a trail days old?

A deer walks by, just barely touches a twig. You know what I'm saying?

A deer walks by, just barely touches a twig. You know what I'm saying?

Just grazes it. That dog, he could smell it a week later.

It's amazing, huh?

To tell you the truth, I don't know a lot about dogs.

Amazing creatures.

The thing is, I can smell things, too.

I can just smell when something's going wrong.

Well, nothing's wrong.

No?

It would've been a whole lot better

if you two comics had been straight with me from the get go.

I mean, I'd have preferred that personally,

I mean, I'd have preferred that personally,

as a matter of personal fucking style.

You mean about Malcolm.

I mean fucking everything.

Go on, count. I'm sorry.

I can't stand this anymore. Don't, Carter.

I just want to take a quick look.

I said don't.

Like you're really going to fucking shoot me, right?

Try me.

So what are you, with Jack now?

Please.

Please.

You're with Jack.

Yeah, I can see that now.

Look, what you guys don't seem to understand

is that everybody likes you.

They'd like to see you make a little profit on this deal.

Everybody?

The community, Sierra kahan, the growers.

Christ, we're just trying to keep the peace up here,

you know, keep those Guinea bastards out.

You guys are such amateurs.

But you make good suspects.

You even buried Malcolm for us.

You even buried Malcolm for us.

Wait a fucking minute.

You're saying everybody was in on this?

Everybody knew?

Everybody always knows, man.

Everybody knows everything up here.

When are you going to learn that?

I'll be you and Jack planned this whole thing,

and you've been stringing me along,

stringing Carter along.

You'd actually fucking shoot me, wouldn't you?

Yeah, even though I love you.

Yeah, even though I love you.

What? I don't understand.

You're with Jack, you're with Carter.

Am I missing something here?

Is that what it is?

Okay, that's fine,

but, Danny, when I was counting this,

it seems to be about 2 1/2 million.

What's that all about?

That's good counting.

Everybody likes us but you're fucking us on the deal.

Is that what you're saying?

Look, if it was Malcolm, I would've given him four.

I might've given him five.

I told you I'd give you three.

But I took out a half a million 'cause you lied to me

but I took out a half a million 'cause you lied to me

about Malcolm, all right?

It's two and a half.

That's it?

Take it or leave it.

Okay.

Hey, we were having a verbal conversation.

Yeah. We were.

So, you love me? Well, then...

Please don't. Oh, shit.

Hey, hey, hey. All right. The rest of the money's in the grocery bag.

He's walking away without the briefcase.

He's walking away without the briefcase.

Let me see. Wait.

What the fuck?

No! Shit!

Wait! Wait. Danny, hang on.

Fuck! Wait! This is bullshit.

Come on! Listen! What's going on?

Listen to me.

Here, here! No! Let me fucking go.

Please! This is nothing. It meant nothing.

Would you please...

Danny, listen. Listen. Listen to me.

This is a missed opportunity, man.

Get the fuck away from the car!

Get the fuck away from the car!

You get away from Danny!

Shit.

Goddamnit.

Shit!

You fucking idiot! You horrible fucking idiot!

What are you, a genius?

You walked right towards our car!

Shit!

We had the briefcase!

The plants! Let's get the plants!

Come on.

I don't have the fucking keys.

You don't have the keys?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Unbelievable.

God damn.

Where's the fucking keys?

How should I know? I fucking had them!

How should I know? I fucking had them!

Would you help me? Find the fucking keys!

I got them here!

Come on!

Here!

Wait a minute. Where are we going?

Anywhere.

I've got to get in. Let me in.

Sirens! I hear cops! The cops!

No, no, no, no, no...

I'm not leaving the dope!

I'm not leaving the fucking dope.

I've come too far to let you motherfuckers...

I've come too far to let you motherfuckers...

Jack! Come on!

Goddamnit!

I'm not leaving this dope.

Come on.

Hey, over here, guys.

Over here quick. We're with you.

We'll protect you.

Yo, motherfuckers. Go home.

It just breaks my heart. It just breaks my heart.

Look at all that green, man.

Yeah, smell it, baby.

Whoo, damn shame.

Messed up, man.

Come on. Hurry up.

Whoo!

Hey, your boss let you off work?

Yeah, he's right over there.

What do you think? Hawaiian seeds?

Afghani.

Afghani.

I can't watch this.

My life is over.

First Lucy.

Now the money.

You guys, too.

You guys, too.

You hear me? You're all fucked.

You know what? By god, we're not fucked.

There's some land down the road for sale.

We got the seeds, and we got the knowhow.

You know, by next harvest season,

we could be right back where we were.

Getting fucked by Danny.

Yeah, maybe the cops could tow it all right back here

and burn it all again.

And burn it all again.

You know what? I think we should do this every year.

Yeah, what do you say, Harlan? You in?

Yeah.

You know... I'm in.

He's in. Oh, good.

It was a joke, Harlan.

Oh, yeah.

You guys are breathing too deep.

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♪ give me little music, make me wind up me waist ♪

♪ me say listen to the drum, a me say listen to the bass ♪

♪ give me little music, make me wind up me waist ♪

♪ pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

♪ pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

♪ pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

♪ it a gonna burn ♪ ♪ give me music, make me jump and prance ♪

♪ it a go done ♪ ♪ give me the music make me rock in the dance ♪

♪ it was a cool and lonely breezy afternoon ♪

♪ how does it feel when you've got no food? ♪

♪ You could feel it 'cause it was the month of June ♪

♪ how does it feel when you've got no food? ♪

♪ So I left my gate and went out for a walk ♪

♪ how does it feel when you've got no food? ♪

♪ As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say ♪

♪ as I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say ♪

♪ how does it feel when you've got no food? ♪

♪ Pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

♪ pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

♪ it a gonna burn ♪ ♪ give me music make me jump and prance ♪

♪ it a go done ♪ ♪ give me the music make me rock in the dance ♪

♪ on the left hand side ♪

♪ on the left hand side ♪

♪ on the left hand side ♪

♪ on the left hand side ♪

♪ I say pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

♪ pass the dutchie on the left hand side ♪

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♪ it a go done ♪ ♪ give me the music make me rock in the dance ♪

♪ it a go done ♪ ♪ give me the music make me rock in the dance ♪

♪

♪ On the left hand side ♪

♪ say what? Say what? ♪

♪ On the left hand side ♪

♪ I say ♪

♪ on the left hand side ♪

♪ I say ♪

♪ on the left hand side ♪

♪ I should confess discreetly, I'm told ♪

♪ you've made a mess ♪

♪ your words, they are... ♪

♪ It's much too late to turn it around ♪

♪ I know it's wrong ♪

♪ I know it's wrong ♪

♪ but I wish it were tomorrow today ♪

♪ you know I've gone ♪

♪ I've gone to stay ♪

♪ you see I'll always go that way ♪

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♪ you see I'll always go that way ♪

♪ you see I'll always go that way ♪

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♪ you see I'll always go that way ♪

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♪ you see I'll always go that way ♪