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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

Happy Days was filmed before a studio audience.

Mom?

Where is everybody this morning?

Well, let me see.

- Your father is outside looking for the paper, -Oh.

And your sister is studying for her geometry test.

Well, I-I need an audience, Mom, an audience.

Today is the debate for class president.

Me versus Fred Collins.

I got to practice my speech here.

Mom, I'm under a lot of pressure.

Oh, yes, yes, dear.

I-I'll be very happy to listen to you.

Oh, good. All right.

- Okay, go ahead. - Have a seat.

Okay.

Uh, the debate will go like this.

First, I'll be introduced...

You know where he threw it today?

On the porch. On the porch.

- On the porch. - Well...

Took me ten minutes before I found it.

I almost froze to death.

Well, he's supposed to throw it on the porch, dear.

Well, it's the first time in two years, Marion.

Dad. Uh, Mom?

Well, everybody has an off day.

Yeah, when I delivered papers as a kid,

- I always hit the porch. - Dad! Mom?

Richard, there's no need to shout.

Oh, Howard, Richard has his great sophomore debate today.

Yeah.

Let me give you some advice, Richard.

Oh, good. I need some.

- Shave. - Shave?

Must have cost Nixon a million votes.

You thought he won that debate.

Well, he did. That's the point.

He did. He scored very well.

But the next day, all I heard was: "Nixon didn't shave."

Well, he looked a little scuffy.

Yeah. Boy, did he.

All right, now, about my campaign...

Oh, Mom, I feel really sick.

Feel my forehead.

Oh, Joanie, you cannot stay home from school today.

Oh, Mom, I'm sure it's the flu.

A virus... You know, that's worse.

Malaria.

Joanie, all you have is geometry-itis.

Why don't you just study?

Well, anybody can study.

I want malaria.

I'll buy you a mosquito.

All right, now... now, sit down, please.

I want to... I want to do my speech for you, okay?

Now, first thing that will happen is: I'll be introduced.

Mm-hmm.

"Richard J. Cunningham."

Hey, listen, the best of good mornings to you, too,

but applause ain't necessary, you know.

Hey, thanks, Mrs. C.

Well, that's it. I'm through. I'm finished.

I'm not getting any help at all on my election campaign.

- I was thinking about that, huh? - Yeah?

Hey, hey, how's this for a slogan, right?

"Richie Cunningham... heyyy.

The other guy, get out of here."

Well, I'm not sure how that would work on a bumper sticker.

Look, Richard, can we get on with this, please?

Oh, sure.

Arthur, Richard's just going to let us hear his platform.

- Hey, I'm all ears, Richie. - Thanks.

I'm all ears.

Shoot!

My fellow sophomores,

point number one:

UWM is administered by a board of regents,

average age 62 years old.

Therefore, I have erected the framework

to place student representatives on the dais of our ruling body.

- Ah, that's terrific. - That's great. -Very good.

Oh, wait, wait. Fonz? Mom?

- What's the matter? - That's only my first point.

I've got 21 more points to my platform.

- He's got 21 more points. - 21?

Point number two...

Point 22.

Restripe the students' parking lot.

Right now, we have those straight lines,

and you have to make a very sharp turn

to get into a space.

I propose that we angle those lines.

I think he's losing them, Pots.

- Potsie! - Huh? What? Huh?

I think everyone agrees that angled parking spaces

are a whole lot easier to get into.

Well, those are my 22 platform points.

If elected, I promise to do my very best

to achieve each and every one of them.

Thank you.

Let's hear it for Richie Cunningham.

Yeah, yeah, hear it for Richie Cunningham.

All right, all right.

Yeah, yeah.

- How'd I do? - No more talk.

- Just sit down. - Sit down.

That, of course, was our own candidate, Richie Cunningham.

Yeah.

Now it's my duty to introduce the other candidate,

Mr. Fred Rollins.

That's, uh, Collins.

Oh, I'm sorry, Ted.

My approach to this office

is a lot simpler than that of my worthy

and somewhat long-winded opponent.

My platform has but two planks:

shorter classes and beer on campus.

Let's hear it for our next president, Fred.

We want Fred!

We want Fred!

We want Fred! We want Fred!

We want Fred! We want Fred! We want Fred!

Hey, what kind of debate is that?

Where's my rebuttal?

Arthur, you want some more veggies?

Yeah, I could take another scoop there, Mrs. C.

All right. Peas, broccoli or yams?

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

Thank you. There you go, Rich.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

Thank you.

Why don't I just get you a shovel?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You know, I've been thinking.

I might add to my 22 points.

Oh, no, no, listen to this.

Just, you know, maybe a couple of parties

and a field trip to the brewery.

Uh, free samples... count me in.

Joanie.

Richard, just because you've slipped a little

doesn't mean you have to work yourself into a panic.

Now, you planned your campaign.

You put in a lot of time and effort on it.

You should stick to your guns.

But, Dad, we're running neck and neck.

I may even be losing.

How can he possibly keep those campaign promises?

It's impossible.

Tell me how he's going to keep those campaign promises.

I'll tell you something... I tell you to slow down.

I'll get it.

Well, if you do lose,

at least you won't have to resort to tricks and lies.

That's a good point.

Hi, Howie. Smile.

Okay, Rich, your troubles are over.

Do that again, and yours will be beginning.

Rich, Rich, we got it all figured out.

In your time of need, we're falling back

on a certain campaign ploy.

Here. Hold her.

Okay. Pucker up, Rich.

I'm not kissing any babies.

Oh, Mom, isn't it cute?

Oh, it's a doll!

Fellas, a doll?

Mr. C., you know how hard it is to rent a baby?

When I was a baby, my father rented me out all the time.

Did he ask for a deposit?

Okay, come on, Richie.

- Get up. - Yeah, come on.

- Take the picture. - Put the doll...

- Okay, you move over there. Pucker up. - Yeah.

But don't squeeze her stomach or else she'll wet.

Guys, I got a lot to do.

I got speeches tomorrow with the glee club,

the debating society, the foreign students club...

And they don't even speak English.

These guys are giving me a doll that wets.

All right. Okay, Rich, we'll get you a real baby.

We didn't know it meant that much to you.

Well, I don't want any baby at all.

No, I... All right, give me the baby.

- I'll try. - Good. Good.

Goo-goo... No, it's ridiculous.

Forget it.

I don't know what I want to do.

All right, it's conference time. Let's go, Rich.

Fonz, I got a lot of speeches to write.

I mean, what am I going to say to the foreign students?

- Hola? - Hey, hey.

Let me tell you something... This political thing

is making you wacko and crazy

about everybody that's around you.

Understand? Now, listen to me.

I'm going to take you someplace

that's going to calm you right down, unwind.

There's no way I'm gonna unwind until this election's over.

- No way. - Right, I'll take bets on that.

- Excuse us. We'll see you later. - Huh?

Huh. Whoa on this guy.

Oh, Howard, it's been so long since I held a little...

Wouldn't it be nice?

All right, sweetheart, I'll get you a doll.

Come on, Red, you're going to get

so relaxed.

Fonz, I don't think I ought to be here.

Hey, hey, I'm telling you,

this is a legit massage parlor.

Now, get in here with me.

Get in here with me!

Fonz, this just isn't my kind of place, you know.

I mean... well, it's drafty.

I could catch a cold.

At night, if I leave my window open,

even a little crack, I'm doomed.

I mean, I am really doomed.

I'll tell you what you really are.

You're tense is what you are.

And a massage is going to relax you.

The best thing in the world to relax you,

because you are tense, Jack.

Tense? Tense?

I am not tense.

When I entered the political arena,

I knew there would be pressures,

but I am not tense; I'm just shy.

Hi there.

Right back at you.

Hey, Edie, this is my good friend, Richie Cunningham.

I want you to fix him up, all right?

He's cute.

Well, the gods smiled on me.

Take good care of him, all right?

I've got an order to go.

Later.

- Bye. - Whoa.

Fonz?

You ready?

Ready?

For your rubdown.

Rubdown?

Do you repeat everything?

Everything?

Well, we better get started.

Let's lie on the table.

Okay, uh, why don't you go first?

- You are tense. - Yeah.

Now, this is the way it works.

What?

You lie on the table.

I do the rubbing.

Oh.

Alcohol?

Oh, no, thanks.

Uh, I drink an occasional beer from time to time...

Nah. I meant rubbing alcohol.

Oh. Uh, Edie, listen, uh, I'll take a rain check, okay?

Listen, I-I have to level with you.

I've never been in a massage parlor before.

- No kidding. - No.

You're cute.

Off with the sheet, fella.

I'd like to keep that on, please.

Tattoos.

One drunken night on the town, and...

Well, you know how it is.

Sure.

Well...

Ooh.

Yeah. How about those Packers this year?

Yeah.

That Lombardi really knows his stuff.

Yeah.

And Bart. Oh...

I thought you'd like that.

Uh, just a little lower there.

- Ah... - Yep.

Cunningham, say cheese.

This is gonna ruin you, Cunningham.

Ruin you!

Enjoy yourself.

Don't worry.

Happens all the time.

Ah...

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

All right.

How's the poll going, Pots?

Let's see. Question number one:

Are you voting in the upcoming election?

Yes.

Two: Have you decided on a candidate?

Undecided.

Question number three:

Will you go out with Ralph Malph Saturday night?

What's this word?

Never mind, Pots.

Well, fellas, any trend developing?

Yes. It looks like I'm gonna be home Saturday night.

I'm ruined.

It's gonna be a scandal.

It's gonna be my good name

dragged through the muck and the slime.

Hey, Rich. What's new?

What's new?

Mullet and Collins took some incriminating pictures of me

down at Edie's Massage Parlor.

That's what's new.

Oh, Rich, how could you do this to us?

Me do? I didn't do.

They must have followed me.

- You went to a massage parlor? - Yeah.

And you didn't take Potsie and me?

Hey, hey, we work our fingers to the bone,

we arrange your speeches, buy you a baby doll...

Eight bucks out of our own pocket.

What a slap in the face.

Well, I'm sorry, Pots,

but there's nothing I could do about it.

It doesn't matter now, anyway.

No way I can win this election.

Well, Rich, another budding political career

wrecked by the candidate's wanton desires.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But what a way to go.

All right.

All right, all right.

What if we could get our hands on that film?

Yeah.

Oh, brother, Ralph.

- Hey. - Wouldn't I love that?

- All right, then let's do it, Rich. - Yeah?

They can't get it developed before morning.

And it's got to be in Collins' room.

Now, wait a minute. This doesn't sound ethical.

Hey, Al, what's ethical about blackmail

and public humiliation, huh?

The man's right, Al.

This humiliated man is right.

Politics is dirty business,

and you have to fight fire with fire.

- Let's do it. - All right, come on.

Now, we got to get organized.

- We're going to need a ladder, - Right.

Rope, Fig Newtons.

Fig Newtons?

Oh, yeah, perfect for a robbery.

They don't make any noise when you eat 'em.

Hey, guys, good luck on the robbery.

What am I saying?

Like the man said,

one picture's worth a thousand words.

- You mean a thousand votes. - Yeah.

We better put this in a safe place.

Oh, right.

First thing tomorrow, we'll take this film

down to the school paper,

and then it's good-bye, Mr. Cunningham.

Safe and sound.

Hey, we better go downstairs to the party,

or all the best chicks are gonna be gone.

Oh.

After you, Mr. President.

- Pots? - Yeah.

Hold the window steady.

Gotcha.

How's that?

Oh, anyone can do it that way.

Get inside.

All right, be careful, guys.

Quiet. Quiet.

Shh.

Come on, come on, come on.

You know, there's something about this.

I mean, this is wrong.

You're right.

You can't eat Fig Newtons through a stocking.

Right, Pots. Look at this.

I've got a run, and it's the first time I've worn it.

What are you turning the lights on for?

Because Potsie forgot the flashlight.

Good point. Can't steal in the dark.

All right, let's get this over with quick.

- You're right. Okay. - All right.

Now, what we're looking for is the camera or the film.

- You got it? - Not yet.

Potsie, will you check the door?

Yeah, all right.

Door works.

Close the door.

- Lock the door. - Lock the door.

Close the door, open the door... Would you make up your mind?

All right, Pots, you check the right side

- of the desk, okay? - All right, got it, got it.

I get the left side.

- Hey, Rich. - Did you find it?

No, but while we're here, let's short-sheet the bed.

My entire political career is on the line,

and you want to play jokes?

How'd anyone know we're here?

All right, shh. I'll get it. I'll get it.

Hurry up. All right.

- Come on. - Get up.

Hello.

Hello. Hello!

Oh.

All right, can you hear me now?

Uh, no, he...

What?

It was Teddy Roosevelt.

Oh, yeah?

All right, bye.

What was that?

It was a quiz.

I just won ten free mambo lessons.

- Oh! - Come on.

Hey, Malph.

Ever hear of a magazine called Sunshine and Health?

Yeah, it's some kind of nudist camp magazine.

Nudist camp magazine?

Oh! Oh!

How would you like to see a sweater on that?

Hey, guys.

Guys, the file cabinet.

It's got to be...

- Not bad. - Yeah.

Come on, let's check the file cabinet.

- Oh, right. Forget that. - Oh, yeah. Mmm.

- It's got to be in there, Rich. - All right. All right.

Oh. Oh, no, it's locked?

They're all locked.

Somebody's coming.

- Hide. -Hide! Come on! - Quick, quick!

Oh! Come on!

Come out, come out from wherever you are.

- Fonz! - Fonzie.

Fonz, how could you have possibly known where we were?

Well, Al told me about the fraternity,

and this is the, uh, only window with a drill in it.

Oh, good, Fonz.

You saw my clue.

Right.

You found what you come for?

Yeah, I think so, Fonz.

It's in here, only this is locked.

You know what this is?

A file cabinet.

- No. - Sure looks like one.

Yes, but no.

This is breaking and entering, guys.

Sure, now you go...

At Arnold's, you were saying fight fire with fire.

- Hey, let me tell you something, Rich. - Huh?

- Like my old grandma used to say... - Yeah?

"Two wrongs definitely does not a right make, honey."

If that picture gets into circulation,

- I'm in big trouble, Fonz... - Hey, let me tell you something.

A president stealing don't make

a good impression, either, you know.

- Oh... - And if you do this, Rich,

you'll never be able to look at that cherubim face

in the mirror again.

Come on, Fonz, so he can wash his face with his eyes closed.

That's right.

You got to live with it.

Okay, come on.

- All right! - We did it!

We got it. Oh, thank you.

Hey, Rich, you see, we got the film.

- Yeah. - That's terrific.

- That's it. We got it. - We got it.

All right, all right, let's get out of here.

- Come on. - Okay, let's go, guys.

Wait a second, guys.

Fonz, you don't want me to do this.

And I don't want to do it, either.

I'm very proud of you.

Well, like you said,

"Two wrongs definitely does not a right make, honey."

All right, let's get out of here.

- Oh, yeah. - Come on, Rich, let's go.

- Okay. - Come on, Malph.

You guys go ahead. I'm just gonna...

I'll check the door. I-I'll be right there.

Hurry up.

Right. Right, Fonz, right.

Put it back, Malph.

But, Fonz, naked volleyball.

Malph.

Dad, will you just look at this?

My picture is smack dab on the front page of the school paper.

- Huh? You see it? - Richard, it's gonna be all right

just as soon as you explain everything to the voters.

Now, Richard, we know it was an innocent thing, dear.

It's too late for all that.

Everybody's already voted.

The polls are closed.

Guess I could transfer schools.

Eastern New Mexico,

Yale, Siberia.

Oh, Richard, not Siberia.

You'll never get home for Christmas.

You know, this is the biggest family scandal

since Grandmother Kelp and the handyman.

That was just a case of mistaken

- identity, dear. - Oh.

That's not what the handyman said in court.

Joanie.

Look, Richard, that photograph

is going to be forgotten in a few days.

Scandals usually are.

That's true, dear.

Rich, I know it's not your birthday.

Autographed and framed for you.

Oh, that's... that's nice, Fonz,

but I think I've been framed enough this week.

I'll get it.

All right, everybody.

Hold onto your hats.

I've got an announcement to make.

Richie won.

I couldn't wait, Malph.

I won?

- I won. - I knew it!

Rich, it wasn't even close.

Congratulations.

All right, well, you see that?

The sophomore class is interested in vital issues.

Yeah, yeah, they want massage parlors on campus.

You mean I... I won

because I was dressed in a sheet?

Oh, my brother a sex object.

What difference does it make how you won?

Now you can make the student government a better one.

That's the important thing, Richard.

Hey, congrats, Mr. Prez.

- Mr. Prez? - That's right.

- I won. - Mm-hmm.

"Morning, Mr. President."

"How are you today, Mr. President?"

"Shine your shoes, Mr. President?"

Richard!

Thank you. Thanks very much.

Oh. Yeah.

The president cordially invites you

to, uh, go to Arnold's with him and have sodas.

And the sodas are on the president!

Oh.

All right.

Good. I'll give you Baltic for Boardwalk.

- No, no, uh-uh. - Come on, Richard.

I'll tell you one thing,

when you got a Cunningham in power,

you get action... real action.

Now, Richard, did you repaint the parking lines, dear?

Well, not yet, but I sent a letter to the board of regents

that outlines every one of my 22 points.

Oh, condensed, of course.

Well, I'm very proud of you, Richard,

especially the way you followed up

on your campaign promises.

You may go down in history.

Move that for me, will you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you just went to jail, Dad.

Thanks.

Hello.

Yes.

Yes, he is. Just a moment, please.

- Richard. - Huh?

It's one of the members of the board of regents.

He'd like to talk to you.

- The board of regents? - Mm-hmm.

- Calling me at home, huh? - Yeah.

Probably wants to talk about some of the issues.

Probably.

Hello. Sophomore Class President Cunningham here, sir.

Yes, sir.

Uh-huh.

Well...

It's up one flight.

Ask for Edie.

Ye... uh... yes, sir.

Yeah, sure.

You can, uh, tell her Richie sent you.

Thank you.

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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