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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

In this episode of Happy Days,

there was no trick photography used.

All magic feats were done live.

I think I got mic fright.

Don't be nervous, Al.

Being on the radio is fun.

Just like talking on the telephone.

One time when I was in high school, the teacher...

Just relax.

Five... four... three... two... one, we're on the air!

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Milwaukee.

This is George Fenneman, your roving reporter,

and right now we are broadcasting live

from the home of Howard and Marion Cunningham.

Welcome to our lovely home.

Would you like to see upstairs?

Marion, this is not "Person to Person".

Then why did I wear the fez?

Howard Cunningham and Al Delveccio

are co-chairmen of the Leopard Lodge's

annual Sunnyside Orphanage Fundraising Dinner Show

being held tomorrow night at the Pfister Hotel.

Um, Mr. Cunningham,

uh, could you tell us about the upcoming events?

No, that's-that's Delveccio.

Oh, all right, Mr. Delveccio,

could you tell us about the event?

M-M-Mr. Delveccio?

Well, it seems the cat's got Mr. Delveccio's tongue.

Um, Mr. Howard, would you, uh... You are Howard?

- Yes. - Would you... You are co-chairman?

- Yes. - Would you like to tell us?

Yes, I'm co-chairman.

Delveccio handles entertainment.

- I handle magic. - Oh.

Well, uh, all right.

It's gonna be a very exciting evening, George.

We're gonna start off

with a-a sumptuous dinner,

and then we're gonna have a spectacular magic show

featuring the Incredible Crostini,

and-and he's going to attempt to do

a-a terrific, terrific suspenseful trick.

It's the famous milk can escape.

Yeah, and-and here to extend a special invitation

to our audience are Louie and Louise,

our little poster children from the orphanage.

I like magic, and I'd love you

to come watch the show with me.

Me, too. Magic's neat.

I'm Louie.

Aren't they darling?

Oh, they're just charming.

Louie and Louise. Um...

It's going to be a fun-filled evening, folks.

Uh, that's Mr. Delveccio, ladies and gentlemen.

Rosa Colletti,

if you're out there, listen.

All is forgiven.

- Al! - This is Al.

I'm talking...

Good morning, everybody.

More company!

Isn't this nice?

This is our friend Arthur Fonzarelli.

How nice.

Hey out there in Radio Land.

Arthur Fonzarelli here.

Listen, benefit, Saturday night, $15,

Cheap.

Be there. Whoa.

I sounded pretty good, huh?

Ladies and gentlemen,

maybe we better go back to-to Howard Cunningham.

There's more?

Joanie, look at this.

We've been replaced.

What?

Oh, we're still on the air.

We heard you on the car radio.

? Venus, goddess of love that you are... ?

Two giraffes meet on the street...

Ralph!

We are talking about orphans.

Good. Two orphans meet on the street.

First one says,

"The bad thing about having an eight-foot neck..."

Forget jokes. ? Surely the things ?

- ? I ask won't be too... ? - Let me do the punch line.

I have to finish the song.

- Wait a minute. - Shh!

Whoa!

Well, I think we're off the air.

Thank goodness.

Hello.

Oh. Oh, my. That's terrible.

Yes, yes, we understand.

Thank you for calling, bye-bye.

- Oh, Howard. - Hm?

The Great Crostini is in the hospital.

He was injured.

He had an accident doing

his milk can escape, and he almost drowned.

Drowned!

Well, that's not in our contract!

Dear, I'm sure it wasn't intentional.

Yeah, but he's the only one who can do the milk can escape.

Oh, now I'm ruined.

And the Leopard Lodge is gonna blame me for this,

and they're gonna demote me to fez checker again.

Hey, hey, hey, no problem,

no fez checker for you, either.

Well, Fonz, it sounds sort of like a problem.

Oh, now, we're gonna have to cancel the dinner.

No cancelling nothing.

You're forgetting the kids, right?

Hey, kids, what's that loot

gonna be used for?

Well, we got a leaky roof.

- Yeah. - And everyone was gonna get new beds.

Yeah.

And our Alvin and the Chipmunk record wore out.

Alvin and the Chipmunk record.

Now that is the topper.

Yeah, the show must go on.

The show must go on.

But how?

Our star is in the hospital.

Hey, the Amazing Randi.

That's great!

Hey, who is the Amazing Randi?

- Who is the Amazing Randi? - Yeah.

Only the-the-the escape artist par excellence,

the primo magician in the world.

You hear that, Dad?

He knows the escape artist par excellence

primo magician in the whole world!

Is he any good?

What about the milk can escape?

Milk can is his middle name.

Well, all right. I'll make a few calls, and we'll look into it.

No, you better get him now. He's hot, gone.

All right, we-we'll sign him up right away.

I'll call him.

Richard, make him sign this contract.

- All right. - All right.

I'm gonna get Ralph and Potsie.

We're gonna go to Chicago,

and we're gonna meet this man face to face.

This is just like an Andy Hardy movie.

Dig this.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Fonz.

Blackstone Hotel.

Michigan Avenue. Room 1403.

Thanks.

Dig this.

Five, four, three, two, one.

- I need money for the train. - Here you are.

You know, they can't fool me.

They may call this the 14th floor,

but I know it's really the 13th.

Oh, door's open.

Magic door.

Oh, hello?

Mr. Amazing?

Uh, Randi, hello?

He's not here.

Let's play.

And look-look at all this stuff, guys.

Hey, a magic hat!

Oh, Potsie, don't touch that stuff, okay?

Come on, Pots, let's see you pull a rabbit out of it.

I can't; it's empty.

I thought it was empty.

What the heck? How do we...

You got to put that back.

All taken care of.

Hey, I wonder what he does with this thing.

- I saw this once. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I was buying a rubber nose.

Yeah, sure.

All it did, it collapses and disappears.

Watch. Oh!

Just what the room needed, a little color.

You guys are making me nervous.

Ah, come on, Rich. This place is like a fun house.

- Well, yeah, but... - Look at this.

I bet it makes you disappear.

- Hey, get in. - All right.

Am I still here?

- No, it didn't work. - Oh.

Okay, I'm gonna lock you up.

No, I'm not sure you should do that, Pots.

Let's give it a try.

Come on, get over here, Rich.

Well, uh, it says push here.

Well, then push.

Well, all right.

Here we go, Malph.

Oh, come on, guys. You broke me.

Somebody fix this.

I haven't got the stomach for it.

I've still got it.

- Even in three pieces, huh? - You do.

- Now let's get you out of there. - All right.

Watch your hand there.

All right.

Hurry up. Get him out.

Hurry up.

Wait till the Amazing Randi gets here.

All right.

Oh, welcome back, hips.

Hey, guys, guys, look.

Oh, Pots!

Look.

The Amazing Randi comes in here

and sees us playing around with his stuff,

he's not gonna sign the contract.

- Eh. - Get rid of this stuff.

- How? - Well, I don't know.

Let's throw it out the window or something.

- Just until he signs. - All right, all right,

- I'll get the curtains. - It keeps coming.

Well, help me with it, Ralph.

What do you think I'm doing?

Oh!

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

I'm the Amazing Randi.

Oh, yeah? Got any identification?

- Potsie! - Uh...

Hello, Mr. Amazing. I'm, uh, I'm Richie Cunningham.

I... This is, this is something.

Uh, sir, why are you hanging upside down

in a strait jacket 14 stories over Michigan Avenue?

- It's 2:00. - Ah.

You see, I do this for practice.

It keeps me in shape.

Oh, well, uh, see,

I'm the guy that Arthur Fonzarelli spoke to you about.

Oh, yes. You're the young man with the orphans.

Uh, I'd be very happy to do that benefit for you.

Hey, that's great! Well, uh, listen,

I've got a contract, but I guess you can't sign it now

so I'll leave it on the desk.

Oh, no need, no need.

I have a pen right here.

Well, all right.

Uh, sign right there.

That's amazing!

He's got a pen that writes upside down.

Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Amazing.

- Okay. - Yeah, see you.

Yeah. Hang in there.

? Stars appear and the shadow is a-fallin' ?

? I can hear my heart a-callin' ?

? A little bit of lovin' makes everything all right ?

? And I'm goin' to see my baby tonight ?

? All my love, all of my kissin' ?

? You don't know what you been a-missin' ?

? Oh, boy ?

- ? Oh, boy ? - ? When you're with me ?

- ? Oh, boy ? - ? Oh, boy ?

? You got the world to see that ?

? You were meant for me ?

? Oh, boy. ?

Aren't they wonderful?

Al, we're doing great, huh?

Yeah, terrific.

- It's terrible. - Huh?

Rich, help me.

Everything's going wrong.

- Oh, it's gonna be fine, Al. - Oh, sure. Fine.

You know, I put in an order for coffee and drinks for everyone.

Well, where are they?

- Isn't that it on the tray? - Where?

Well, all right, they snuck it in.

Okay, what's next on the clipboard?

All right, all right, uh, Dad has a few announcements to make.

He's got a few announcements to make.

And then he's gonna introduce the magician.

Okay, all right, where's your Dad? Where is he?

You know, he's co-chairman too, you know.

He's on stage making a few announcements.

Good. That's where he should be.

All right, now where's the magician?

Where is the magician?

- Right there, Al. - Here-here-here's the magician.

All right, all right, you all ready to go on?

- Okay? Good. - Yeah, of course, I'm ready.

Uh, Joanie.

I'm not going on in front of all those people.

I look like a bike reflector.

Joanie, the audience is filled with hunks.

Ready when you are, A.R.

All right, all right.

Look, I got to go fix up all your props for you.

Okay now. Joanie, you look cute.

All right, Mr. Amazing, place is packed.

At $15 a head, go out there and kill them.

Yeah.

I'm ready.

- I'll get some water. - Oh, good.

Nerves. Happens every performance.

That's all right. Potsie's getting you some water there.

- Here we go. - Oh, thank you, thank you.

Sure.

N-Not water.

Huh?

This is straight vodka!

What?

That's impossible.

I don't drink.

Rich! Rich!

Mr. Amazing!

All right, fellas.

We're running late.

I mean, your dad is out there

telling a bunch of corny jokes.

Now, who's next on the schedule?

How...

dry...

I am...

He sings, too?

A kangaroo goes into a bar and asks for a scotch and soda.

And the bartender says, "That'll be $7.50."

And the bartender says,

"You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."

- Howard! - And he...

Marion, I'm right in the middle of a joke.

Oh, everybody knows that joke, Howard.

Oh?

And then the kangaroo says,

"Well, at these prices, it's no wonder."

What do you want, Marion?

Huh?

Uh, uh, look, folks,

why don't you just take a few minutes

and finish your tapioca pudding, and I'll be right back.

What's happening here?

Well, uh, the, uh, Amazing Randi,

uh, thirsty, and nervous,

and so Potsie, not water, vodka.

Blotto.

You gave him a glass of vodka?

Yeah.

Dad, you can't do it!

- Why not? - There's no time.

Right. There's no time.

If he can't perform,

they're going to start screaming for their money back.

All right, Dad, now listen, we can't panic.

It's true, we're in quite a bit of trouble.

But we just got to, just got to try to sober him up.

Okay, so could you stall?

And how do you propose I stall, huh?

Two giraffes meet on the street...

? Venus, goddess of love that you are... ?

That's not a stall, that's a dead stop.

You could tell your war stories.

They take forever, Dad.

Yeah, I could do that.

- Mr. C... - Oh, no, Howard.

Well, all right, all right.

Let's try and get him up and walk him around.

Mom, would you get some coffee, please?

All right, certainly. Uh, cream and sugar?

Black, Mom, black.

Let's go.

Okay. How you doing?

I just came in to wish Randi, uh...

Oh, it's amazing.

I'm all dressed up and nowhere to disappear.

Well, you're young, dear.

You'll get used to the disappointment.

All right, don't fret, everybody.

All you got to do is find another magician.

Fonz, where are we gonna find another magician?

Oh.

Well, here ya got a red scarf,

see, like, like that?

- Oh. - Oh.

That's wonderful.

Wonderful.

Isn't that wonderful?

You thought that was wonderful?

- Hey. - Oh!

For you.

We want the milk can! We want the milk can!

We want the milk can!

Please.

Please, folks, let me have your attention.

Here is what you have been waiting for.

A man whose actions speak louder than words,

the Fantastic Fonzie.

All right, you lucky devils.

I need my able assistant,

my most beautiful shortcake.

The bowl, madam.

All right, now, I'll tell you something.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

Ladies and gentlemen,

she loves me.

And because I love her,

I need her to have a whole bouquet herself.

You know...

Where are they?

There they are!

Coming up is a doozy.

It's gonna put a snap in your trunks.

The disappearing box.

May I have my assistants, please?

I'm gonna get in this box here.

You'll notice that everything's the same right here.

I'm going to disappear.

Whoa.

Spin me!

All right, here we go.

Two ostriches meet on the street...

No humor, Ralph, this is magic.

You brought me back a little soon.

All right, this next trick,

this next trick is fabulous.

It's called the floating woman.

I need a volunteer.

Pick me, pick me!

I think I got a live wire.

A loud round of applause for Mrs. C.

Don't overdo it, Marion!

All right, now, Mrs. C., listen up.

When I snap my fingers,

you're gonna go into a deep sleep.

I'm ready when you are, Arthur.

All right, my assistants please.

Not now, Mrs. C.

All right, I want you to concentrate.

Watch my fingers.

Watch them, watch them,

and you're out like a light.

All right, gentlemen.

Gentlemen, the chairs.

Gentlemen, the board.

My Hula-Hoop.

Shortcake.

Thank you.

We want danger!

Give us the milk can escape.

Please, please, can't you see I'm in a trance here?

Hasn't he sobered up yet?

I did every trick I know in the book and I also did...

I promised them the milk can escape.

He's not sober yet, Fonz, and we have tried everything.

They're just not gonna leave

until they see the milk can escape.

Well, I'm afraid we're just gonna

have to give them their money back.

Oh, Mr. C...

Hi, show's going great.

Oh, yes it is, but, uh,

well, I'm afraid the Amazing Randi

isn't feeling so well.

And no one else can do the milk can escape,

you see, because it's very dangerous.

What about Fonzie?

He can do anything.

Yeah, that's-that's true, that's very true,

but in this particular case,

uh, you know, people drown.

Please, Fonz, you've got to do it.

No, uh, kids, I don't think you understand.

There are only three people in the whole world

that can do this, uh, escape trick, you know?

One of them is dead,

one of them is in the hospital and one of them is, uh...

Smashed out of his gourd.

Correctamundo.

The orphanage needs the money.

Please, Fonz?

You can do it.

Fonzie, you can't do it.

Arthur, this is too dangerous.

The milk can escape can only be done by a trained magician.

Or you, Fonz.

You can do it, Fonz.

- Please? - Would you?

All right, look,

just prepare the milk can, you know.

Yay!

Hey, hey, look, Mr. C.

I mean, you only live once.

I mean, it's just a trick, ain't it?

Mm-hmm.

But do you know how to do it?

I was hoping you could tell me.

He can't.

No.

We want the milk can!

We want the milk can!

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?

You are about to witness

one of the most unusual,

the most breathtaking

and dangerous deeds ever attempted.

The famous milk can escape.

Well, it's about time.

There gentlemen are preparing the milk can.

Boy, I'd hate to be the cow that had to fill this.

Put him in it!

Hurry up, Pots, they're getting hostile.

Okay, that does it!

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

the man who will be performing this extraordinary feat

of daring do, the one,

the only, king of escape,

the Fantastic Fonzie!

Fonzie, it's not too late to change your mind, you know.

Hey, I know what I'm doing, Mr. C.

I know.

And I want to tell you all that this can is solid steel.

It is the exact can that Houdini used

that I'm gonna use.

Whoa.

Uh-oh.

Get the locks!

- Get it down. - Are they down?

I got this one.

And this one's a little stuck.

All right, locked back here.

- Okay. - Okay, bring in the curtain.

- Curtain down. - Bring curtain down.

15 seconds!

Incidentally, ladies and gentlemen,

the locks used here were supplied and certified

to be authentic by Cunningham Hardware.

25 seconds!

Ladies and gentlemen, you are privileged

to be the only audience in the history

of the state of Wisconsin

to see Houdini's magic milk can escape.

This is something you're going to be able to tell

- your grandchildren. - 35 seconds.

What's happening?

Fonzie's doing the milk can escape.

He's been in there over 40 seconds!

Oh, Howard.

40 seconds! Get him out of there.

He'll drown!

Who's got the keys?

Ralph's got them.

I've got the ax.

Hey, gang, George Fenneman said

he's gonna review our show tonight.

Just a few minutes.

Hey.

I got great news.

It looks like we're gonna clear over $12,000.

All right.

What a fabamundo night.

I'll bet I could get a lot of hunks

with that milk can escape trick.

I think I'll try it.

Hunks? Hunks?

What are you, crazy?

Hey, let me tell you something, shortcake.

I've been in that can, you know?

I mean, you could die in there or worse!

Oh, Amazing, how are you feeling?

My first hangover.

Thanks to Potsie.

You're welcome.

Oh, that music is driving me nuts.

You mind if I get rid of it?

No, wait a minute.

I brought it down so we could hear George Fenneman's review.

- Oh, Al. - Come on.

He told me he was gonna mention my name on the radio.

Look, if Rosa Colletti is listening, she'll hear me.

What should I do with this thing now?

Oh, well.

Oh!

That's really amazing.

Sure. Sure, it's not your radio.

Oh, Al, I'm sorry.

- Fonzie. - Yeah.

Thanks a lot.

You really saved the day.

Are you kidding? Whoa.

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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