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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

? Every day, it's a-gettin' closer ?

? Going faster than a roller coaster ?

? Love like yours will surely come my way... ?

Hey, Malph, where's Rich?

The sax solo's coming up.

Fake it. Fake it.

I'm playing the piano.

I... Stop.

Stop the song, okay?

I-I can't fake a sax solo.

Guys, guys, what's going on here?

- No sax. - No sax?

You've got to have a sax.

All right, come on, guys, hit it!

One, two...

Jump in any place.

I'm real sorry, guys.

Sorry I'm late.

What is this?

It's your fault he's up there

because you're late, Rich.

All right, all right.

Al, Al, Al, Al!

You can stop now; Richie's here.

Yeah. Top that one, baby!

Okay, Rich, where were you?

Look, I told you, I'm sorry I'm late.

What more do you want me to say?

- Well, a lot more than "Sorry I'm late." - Yeah.

Come on, Rich, you're half an hour late.

Now, what's the real reason?

You can tell us.

Was it intrigue? Passion?

This is ridiculous.

I mean, you guys are making a big deal out of nothing.

- Nothing? - Yeah, so I was tardy.

- I was tardy. - That's right. -Yeah.

I'm sorry. All right, dock me, you know.

- All right. - Fine me, fire me.

What's the worst thing you could possibly do?

Isn't this a little drastic?

Coming into the station.

We have apprehended the suspect.

Ten-four.

Uh, suspect?

Su... I'm not a suspect.

- No, I'm not a suspect, guys. - No.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

- Come on, kid, let's go. - Wait a minute!

Wait a minute! That's our buddy!

You can't take him.

I need an instantaneous explanation, s'il vous pla�t.

You with the stripes, talk to me.

We're taking this man in on a dragnet.

You ever hear of the local penal code four,

subsection... subsection 66-A?

Si-Six... 66-A?

What is that one? I forgot that one.

And he wears a badge, huh?

Yeah.

All right, listen up, huh?

It says that you've got to tell

the alleged perpetrator of his charges.

They do that?

No! No, sir.

They didn't tell me a thing. Uh-uh.

All right.

We'll do it now.

The charges are breaking and entry,

fleeing the scene of a crime,

petty theft and invasion of privacy.

Ah, come on, give me a break here, give me a break.

My good friend Richie Cunningham, editor of a paper.

What do you think, you got Jack the Ripper?

No, no.

What we got here is the Kissing Bandit!

All right, bring them in.

All-all the way over here. Right here.

Come on. Come on.

Come on, hurry it up.

All right.

Okay, that's good.

Okay, everybody face forward.

Forward!

That's him!

That's the man who kissed me!

Uh, which-which one, Mrs. Kowalski?

The innocent-looking one.

I'll remember those burning lips the rest of my life.

Burning lips?!

Lady, these lips do not burn!

I mean, ask anybody!

I think she better take another look, sir.

All right, everybody out.

Everybody out.

Dad?

Hi.

You'll never guess where I am.

No.

No.

Yes.

He guessed it.

Okay. All right, so you got an alibi for tonight.

How about, uh... how about the night of the 18th?

Oh, do I... That's easy.

Uh, that was a Saturday night.

Uh, so I had a date with Lori Beth.

Oh, that's right.

That's good, very good.

Uh, where'd you go?

Inspiration Point.

Ooh, the, uh... the kissing place, huh?

Well, yeah.

I mean, uh, Sweet Knees and I, we...

Sweet Knees?

Uh, it's a nickname.

She calls me Sizzle Lips.

Sizzle Lips?

I think I need a lawyer.

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I'm innocent!

? Nobody knows ?

? The trouble I've seen... ?

I just can't stand it.

Poor Richard in jail.

Chain gangs, breaking rocks.

Marion, this whole thing is a mistake.

Now, they're gonna let him out just as soon as I finish

filling out this form and we get the bail posted.

And then we'll figure out this whole mess.

I can't believe Richie is the Kissing Bandit.

He doesn't even kiss on the first date!

I'm gonna turn this form in to the sergeant.

Here you are.

Yes, sir.

I'll tell you, Cunningham, that's some kid you got there.

Now, look, my son is innocent.

That's what they all say. That's good. That's very good.

Good evening.

Good evening, madam.

Are you waiting for a convict, too?

No, no.

I'm, uh... I'm waiting to be transferred.

I'm a confidence man.

Well, having confidence in yourself is very important.

You know, madam, you have a very honest face.

Tell me, have you ever given thought

to where you and your husband

would like to spend your retirement years?

- Uh, Mom... - Please, dear, we're talking retirement.

Well, my husband has always wanted to retire in Florida.

I knew it. I had a feeling.

It just so happens that

I am the owner of 60 lush acres in Florida.

But I've always been taken with the west.

Exactly! 60 pine-studded acres in Colorado.

Oh, what luck!

Are they gonna let Richie out, Dad?

Sergeant says we have to wait our turn.

Oh, Howard, I'm so worried.

Maybe when this is all over,

we should move away and get a fresh start.

Move to where, Marion?

Well, there's a lovely spot in Colorado.

Oh, Howard, I guess it's too late.

I think that policeman's buying it.

Hi, Howard.

Is there anything I could do?

No, thanks, Al.

We just have to wait our turn.

Thanks for coming down, Al.

Richard will appreciate it.

You know, maybe we should've lied for Rich.

Yeah, we could've told them he was kidnapped by Bigfoot.

Everything will be fine if we do the right thing.

That's right. Marion's right.

You got to be optimistic.

You see, all of us Delvecchios are all optimistic.

I once had an uncle that fell off of the top

of a 14-story building.

And when he was going past the tenth story,

he was heard to say, "Well, so far, so good."

Sit down, Al.

It was just a joke. He didn't fall.

I was trying to cheer them up.

- Good. Good job, Al. - It was terrific, Al, really.

- Yeah. - Hi.

Sit down, Vernon!

All right.

Mr. C., what's the matter?

What, uh... Did you pay the bail?

No. I could barely fill out the forms.

Herman, pay that bail.

All right.

Cunningham's out.

That's all right.

I'll bring him right to you, Mrs. C., huh?

Cunningham, get out here!

I'm locked inside, Fonz.

Not for long.

Fonz, that's great.

Oh, this one's still locked.

What?

Must be on a different circuit.

Oh, Richard, it's so good to see you!

Dad, thanks for coming and getting me.

Were you scared? Did you cry in there?

Cry?

Well, sure I was scared,

but you can't let the other prisoners see you cry.

Way to go, Rich.

So I hid my face in the pillow.

Way to go, Rich.

Oh, Arthur, thank you.

We appreciate it so much.

Well, come on, everybody.

Let's get out of here and go home.

I got to get my personal possessions.

Sign right there.

Don't forget, Cunningham,

you get arraigned first thing in the morning.

Arraigned. How could I forget?

Howard, did you hear that?

Arraigned.

Next thing, it'll be the big house.

Marion, everything is gonna be all right.

Now stop worrying.

We'll get a lawyer; it'll be just fine.

Oh, I hope so. I hope so.

Well, good-bye, everybody.

If you're ever in the neighborhood...

Marion!

Yeah, yeah, sure, you like me now!

You think I'm the Kissing Bandit.

Where were you when I needed you?

Richard, will you calm down.

It's just a jungle out there.

Well, how did it go with-with the lawyer?

How'd it go? How'd it go?

Well, I'm telling you one thing, I am not gonna cop a plea.

Well, I should certainly hope not, Richard.

You're in enough trouble already.

Marion.

Exactly what does that mean, dear?

Well, it means that Richard has the option

to plead guilty to a lesser charge.

He'll probably get a suspended sentence.

Probably a year's probation.

And if he doesn't plead guilty?

Then it goes to trial, and he's either acquitted or...

"Or"? Dad, I don't want to hear about "or."

Richard, you heard what the lawyer said.

They have an eyewitness.

Now, that's pretty strong evidence.

I'm innocent.

Doesn't that count for something?

Well, of course, it does.

But sometimes innocent people do get arrested.

Yes, remember when Mother Kelp was stopped at the border.

Oh, let's not go into that one, Marion.

Now, look, Richard,

we'll get another lawyer.

I don't intend to sit by and see you get railroaded into jail.

Hello.

Oh.

Richie, it's for you.

It's, uh, WOW radio.

They want to talk to the Kissing Bandit.

Oh, they do, huh?

I'll take this call.

Hello.

How's that, bucko?!

That's telling them, Richie.

It's a jungle out there.

I mean, I knew you were a little busy.

- I sent them up to my place, okay? - Ah, thanks, Fonz.

They're really wrecking the hedge.

Hey, uh, what's the word from the learned counsel?

Oh, the word is he's not so learned.

Uh, they want Richie to cop a plea.

Hey, wrongamundo.

It's not that easy, Fonzie.

It's a very messy situation.

You want to talk about mess, huh?

Mr. C., feast your eyes on this.

"Kissing Bandit suspect caught."

- That's me. - That's terrible.

Yeah, you're not kidding it's terrible.

They used my yearbook picture.

Oh, and listen to this.

"The manhunt was concluded with the capture of..."

They're not even looking for the real guy.

Oh, brother. Oh, what am I gonna do now?

Well, how about jumping bail?

Now, look, Richie, it's always darkest before the storm.

That's "dawn," Fonz.

It's always dark, ain't it?

It's no reason to throw in the towel.

Fonzie's right.

Now, look, I'm gonna make some phone calls

to see if I can get another lawyer,

one who's more positive.

Well, we still have to eat.

Come on, Joanie. Let's fix dinner.

Oh.

Just bread and water for me.

The only way to end this, you know,

is to, uh, catch the bandit.

How are we gonna catch the bandit?

The police can't even catch him.

We lay a plan, Richie.

Set a trap.

- A trap? - Yeah.

What kind of bait would we use

to, uh, catch a kissing bandit anyway?

Succulent lips.

And I know just the pair.

Here's what we're gonna do.

Shortcake, here are the tickets.

Right?

Have a great time tonight at the movies.

Well, Arthur, it is just so thoughtful of you

to treat us to a night out.

It is my absolute pleasure.

Y-You deserve to relax.

Yeah, well I just don't feel right about going out tonight.

Oh, Mr. C., it's gonna take your mind off everything.

You're gonna have a great time.

Oh, the show is 101 Dalmatians.

I-I saw it.

Let me tell you, it's for the whole family.

Oh, why don't we sit in the balcony.

You know, that's where all the hunks sit.

Great idea.

Howard, remember how we used to sit in the balcony?

Not at a Disney movie, Marion.

Oh, Dad.

Sit anywhere you want. Have a great time.

Have a wonderful time.

I feel like Eddie Haskell.

All right, look, get down here!

This isn't gonna work, Fonz!

Get down here.

It's trap setting time.

My place, 10:00.

Be there.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

All right. How do my oranges look?

A little higher.

How do my oranges look?

No, I meant your... Forget it.

Would you just zip me up, please?

Yeah, yeah, I'll zip you up.

All right, breathe in.

- You breathing in? - Yep.

Now, what, what makes you think that this Kissing Bandit

is gonna show up at this house, anyway?

All right, you can let your breath out now.

I know his M.O.

That's police talk.

He follows a certain procedure, you understand?

Yeah.

Number one: comes through an open window.

Give me your lipstick, Red.

- Lipstick? - Give me your lipstick.

- Oh, Fonz, I already put the... - Now.

Oh, Fonz.

Come on.

All right.

Pucker!

Number two:

the last time he was on the prowl was four blocks from here.

You understand?

That means he's moving in.

Well, he better show up, 'cause I'm not doing this anymore.

Let me tell you something.

You're gonna do this for as long as it takes

to catch this guy, you understand?

- Yeah. - All right.

Now, let me see my work.

Come over here.

Let me see my work.

Rich, from the bottom of my heart,

you are as cute as a button.

What do you want me to do?

All right, look, look. I need you to be very sexy, all right?

- All right. - Talk to me, sexy, talk to me.

All right.

Why don't you come up and see me sometime?

How was that, huh?

Don't talk.

But think sultry now, think sultry.

Yeah? All right.

- Roll our shoulders. - Yeah.

We're gonna roll our shoulders, right?

Looks like you're rowing a boat.

I don't know.

All right, all right, all right.

Now, do-do me a favor, all right?

Now, um, uh, an example.

Marilyn Monroe, right?

You seen her a lot in the movies, right?

Purse your lips.

Here we go, gonna purse your lips.

Pout a little bit.

I can live with it. I can live with it.

All right.

Stand sexy like a girl.

Stand like a girl.

Nice. Nice lines.

Rich, sit down.

Would you sit with some... some kind of sex appeal here?

Oh, all right.

All right?

We're in trouble.

- I hope this guy is nearsighted. - Yeah, me, too.

That whistling?

Wait, I bet you that's him!

All right.

Rich?

Hey, Howie. Anyone home?

Hey.

All right, talk to me.

What are you guys doing here?

Oh, sorry, Fonz.

Sorry, ma'am.

Potsie!

That's no ma'am!

That's Richie!

Hey, Rich, Rich... nice figure.

All right, now listen up, listen up!

I ask you once again, why are you guys here?

We want to help.

Yeah, we always help ladies in distress.

Hey, get off!

Fonz, will you talk to him?

All right, now, listen, you can... you can help.

You go upstairs.

You guys are the lookouts.

You take, uh, the north and the east, the south and the west.

- You got it? - Yeah.

- Go. - All right, all right.

We're the best lookouts in town.

Come on, Potsie.

All right.

I'm going to my post, huh?

Well, wish me luck, Fonz.

Hey, course I wish you luck.

Fonzie, you know, when you think about

what this guy is putting me through...

I mean, not only going to jail, but dressing up like this.

I mean, I got the shoes, I got the lipstick,

I got everything, not to mention the oranges!

Richard...

do you know how beautiful you are when you're angry?

Later!

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Don't be startled, precious.

Oh, my goodness gracious!

Let's just savor the moment.

Oh, heavens to Betsy!

Are you the, uh...

Yes, I'm the man of your dreams.

Then you're not the, uh...

the Kissing Bandit?

Just think of me as a person

spreading my affections to lovelies like yourself.

You didn't happen to visit a woman I know

by the name of Mrs. Kowalski the other night, did you?

Oh, forget about her.

Let's talk about you.

And maybe later, we'll have another kiss.

- Another kiss? - On the lips.

On the lips?

Oh, no, no.

No, I'm just not that kind of girl.

Trust me.

Oh, forget it, Rich.

He's never gonna show.

Oh, sorry, Rich. We didn't know you had company.

Grab him! Grab him!

It's the Kissing Bandit!

Come on! Let's go!

I got him! I got him! I got him!

Howard, why would Ralph and Potsie and that lady

be chasing that man around our house?

That was no lady, Marion, that was our son!

Why was he wearing that terrible dress?

That was yours, Mom.

I'll never wear that again.

Quick! Now he's in Joanie's room!

No, he's in my room!

You don't live here!

Help! Help!

He's after me now!

It's the Kissing Bandit!

Just try it, mister.

Okay, let's see how tough you are now.

Watch it. He pulled a vase on us.

All right.

Anybody comes near me, they're really gonna get clobbered.

Back!

You, too, pops.

"Pops"?

I spend my nights trying to make lonely women happy,

and this is the thanks I get.

Then you are for sure the Kissing Bandit?

Hey, you bet I am.

Do you realize that an innocent boy might go to jail?

Better him than me.

All right, back!

So you thought you could get me, huh?

Well, nobody can.

Not you, not the police, nobody.

I wouldn't go that far.

Get over there.

All right, Fonz!

Sit down. Sit down.

Take your hat off inside, huh?

You know, you give lips a bad name, Jack.

- Fonz, you got him. - Aaayyh.

We got him!

The trap worked, and on the very first try, too.

You don't even look like me.

I don't have to go to prison now.

No, no making license plates.

No exercise yard.

No mean wardens.

Gosh, it's good to be on the outside again.

Officer, arrest that animal!

No, this animal.

Thank you, Marion.

He admitted he was the Kissing Bandit.

I'll testify to that.

Okay, on your feet.

Fonzarelli, uh, thanks for the tip.

I enjoy being a good citizen.

Cunningham, uh...

I'm sorry.

You look cute.

One for the road.

Good night, precious.

Come on.

That's gonna cost you, fella!

Marion, how could you?

Really, Mom.

Hey, you were great.

Oh, Fonz...

Ah, hot chocolate.

That should really hit the spot.

There are no marshmallows in my hot chocolate.

I'm sorry, Arthur, I can't find them.

I can't drink hot chocolate without marshmallows.

Richard, don't get lipstick on the cup.

Oh.

You know, Rich, the more I think about it, the sillier it is.

You, the Kissing Bandit.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying I couldn't have been the Kissing Bandit?

No way.

You got it, brother.

Well, I'm no bandit, but I'll tell you one thing.

I'm a heck of a kisser.

These lips have seen plenty of action.

If these lips could talk.

I found the marshmallows!

She found the marshmallows.

Aw...

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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