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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? The weekend comes, my cycle hums ?

? Ready to race to you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right it can't be wrong ?

? Rocking and rolling all week long ?

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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?

? Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ?

? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?

? Saturday, what a day ?

? Groovin' all week with you ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours ?

? And mine, Happy Days! ?

Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

? Ooh, wa-wa-wa ?

? Ba, ba-ba-ba ?

? Ba-ba, oom-da, oom-da, ooh, wa, wa, wa ?

? I am only five years old and my baby's three ?

All right, hey, hey, that's great.

Oh, much better, Cloris, much better.

Much better. Don't worry about the helmet.

You return it when your hair grows back.

Matches.

Talk about hot dates. Whoa!

Oh, I can't believe it, Potsie.

Would you cut it out, Malph?

Listen to this one. You know how

all the fraternity guys are lying to their girls

so they can take out a baton twirler?

- Yeah? - Yeah?

Potsie here actually

told Jennifer the truth about it.

Yeah, how'd it work out?

Good thing he doesn't play the piano.

Now, that's not funny, Malph!

Come on, would you just cut it out?

Hold it, hold it, cool it, here.

Now, Weber did the right thing.

- What?! - I don't know how he thought of it,

but he did the right thing.

That's right, honesty is your best policy, right?

Yeah.

You're gonna take out a baton twirler, ain't you?

Yes, I am.

So, what are you, what are you gonna tell...

What did you tell, uh, Lori Beth?

- Yeah, what did you tell her? - What did you tell Lori Beth?

- What did you tell her? - Well, I-I haven't told her yet.

But-But, you know, we have a mature relationship,

and, uh, well, I'll just, uh, lay it on the line.

- Just gonna lay it on the line. - She'll understand.

- She's gonna understand. - It'll be that simple.

Simple like that.

Rich, here's your chance, there she is.

Go tell her, right now.

- Need a guitar? - Well... No, I'm...

- Let's see how simple it is. - Yeah, simple.

Lori Beth?

- Hi guys, how you doing? - L.B. -L.B.

You wanted to talk to me, Sizzle Lips?

I sure did.

We'll talk while we dance.

I just love it when he takes charge.

Lori Beth, uh, I suppose you've heard about

that fraternity dance where everybody's supposed to

take out the baton twirlers, right?

Yeah, I did. Boy, does that burn me.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I mean, where does that pushy fraternity get off,

telling guys they have to escort a bunch of twirlers?

A lot of guys have girlfriends.

Like you.

Well, now there are two sides to every story.

About tonight.

Yeah, Rich?

? I seem to be what I'm not, you see... ?

Well, so far, so good.

Ah, see that? That's where he's gonna

dump the information on her.

- Huh. - And this is where she dumps him.

Oh, boy, is she understanding.

She didn't even break anything.

I can't believe it.

I bet you she gets him later.

She'll ambush him in the parking lot or something.

Yeah.

You know, it does my heart good to see you two lovebirds.

Yeah, right. Uh, don't you have something you have to do?

Sure do. I'm going right home and bake some cookies

for your adventure tonight.

Cookies...?

Adventure?!

What understanding!

What a woman.

I have to drive my Aunt Ceil to the airport,

but I'll see you at 11:00, after you're through.

Right.

After he's through?!

RALPH and POTSIE: What a woman!

Let me tell you something. This understanding

is far and above any middle class.

Oh, and Rich, please be careful.

It could be dangerous driving around that police car tonight.

It's his journalism assignment.

- Yeah. - See you.

Shh!

Police car.

You told her you were driving around in a police car.

Hey Rich, does a police car twirl a baton?

Hey, Richard? Better hurry up,

you can't be late for the police car.

Yeah, right Dad, thank you.

How'd you know about the police car?

Oh, Lori Beth stopped by

- while you were in the shower. - Oh.

She brought these cookies for tonight.

Oh, yeah, nice. Oh, plenty of raisins.

Richard, now, uh, prowling... That sounds awfully dangerous

to me; the dark streets and thugs

and flying bullets and all this stuff.

Marion, the police are not gonna take him

into a dangerous situation.

Yeah, well, I guess I better get going.

Good luck to you.

Thanks.

10-4.

Police jargon.

Well, let's take a look at the TV Guide and see what's on.

I'm not going in a police car.

Well, thank heavens, Richard.

I'm taking out Corrine, the baton twirler.

That's right, I'm cheating on Lori Beth.

Oh, my goodness.

Is this the way we brought you up?

You're gonna cheat on a girl who made you oatmeal cookies?

Marion, will you calm down?

We haven't heard the whole story yet.

What's the story, Richard?

Well, it's fraternity business.

Hey, maybe I'm not really cheating.

I mean, all the guys

have to take out baton twirlers, that's all.

Go on...

Well, it's not as if we're sneaking around.

I mean, we're going to a public place,

we're-we're eating public food.

And what would happen if Lori Beth were to walk in?

The public would see me with a baton wrapped around my neck.

A baton wrapped around...

Just trying to cheer myself up.

It's not working, is it?

No... well, it's because I'm cheating on Lori Beth,

and-and worse than that, I lied to her.

Look, Richard, I-I don't know all the circumstances here,

but it would seem to me that

if-if you told Lori Beth a little white lie to save her

a big hurt, well,

- maybe that's all right. - Well, yeah, but that...

that still doesn't make me feel any better about it. I...

All right, I'm gonna call Lori Beth,

I'm gonna tell her the whole thing.

Good boy. We brought you up right.

I can't call Lori Beth.

She's taking her Aunt Ceil to the airport.

Well, I wouldn't worry about it.

Look, tonight you'll go out on this date and...

And tomorrow you'll tell your little white lie to Lori Beth,

and hope things will turn out right and normal.

What can happen? She's a baton twirler, right?

Her arms are probably tired.

Well, I-I got to go.

Thanks for your help.

You know, life...

is tough.

Hey, Al.

Oh, hi, Rich. Listen...

Al, I'm smooth.

Oh, am I smooth.

I mean, you got Valentino,

you got Gable, you got Fonzarelli

and now you got...

Cunningham.

Yeah, Rich, I know...

Yeah, Gable and Cunningham, I mean, it surprises me too,

but, what fancy footwork tonight... oh!

First, I put the brush on this gorgeous baton twirler, Corrine,

but now, on to the main event... Lori Beth.

Here, at 11:00.

Richie, Richie, Richie,

Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie...

Yowza, yowza, yowza, yowza, yowza.

Hi, Richard.

Corrine.

Look, didn't I just drop you off at the sorority house?

Oh, Rich, it's no fun there.

No fun?! Are you kidding? Uh... the pillow fight

is just beginning. You don't want to miss that.

You know, I was in one of those once, Al; I know

- she doesn't want to miss it. - Why would I want

to pillow fight when I can be with you?

Besides, it's too early to go home.

Not for me...

Oh, I got to be in by 11:00.

You know, Al, I've discovered if I don't get my eight hours

of sleep, I'm just cranky all the next day.

- I'm very, very cranky. - There's plenty of time; relax.

Let's sit down, Richiekins.

Richiekins? Uh...

Look, uh, why don't you just sit right over here and...

and I'll be with you in a second, okay?

Al, Al...

- Yeah? - All right, Al,

you got to give me the keys so I can close up tonight.

I'm meeting Lori Beth here later.

Richiekins, Richiekins, Richiekins...

Look, I can't be rude to her.

I-I'm gonna talk to her,

I'm gonna get rid of her

and then it's me and Lori Beth, forever.

Oh, Rich,

"what a tangled web we weave...

when first we practice to deceive."

- All right, all right, here's the key. - Oh, thanks, Al.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

? Scooby, doo-bee, doo... ?

Yeah, right, Al, I think she's a great girl, too.

Yeah, that... that Al.

Oh, what a great guy he is.

- You're a great guy. - Well...

Here, uh, let me sit next to you.

Real close.

Well, that-that's close.

Corrine, you're crushing my cookies.

You know, my cookies.

Well, they're not too crushed yet.

Uh, do you want one?

No, thanks.

Don't know what you're missing... oatmeal and...

All right...

So, uh, what are you studying at-at Michigan?

Philosophy.

Do you know what, uh, philosophy teaches us?

Uh, I...

It teaches us to

take life as it comes.

Kissing fingers? They-They do that at Michigan?

Uh, all right, all right, philosophy.

Uh, well, and, uh, who's your favorite philosopher?

Don't have a favorite, huh?

Well, I guess my favorite has always been, uh,

Confucius.

You know, uh...

"That which is done," uh,

is needless to," uh...

Well, I don't remember what he said,

but it was great stuff.

Okay, so much for philosophy.

Uh, baton twirling...

uh, how long have you been ba-twirling the baton?

That long, huh?

Uh, you know, I never could do that.

Yeah, I, uh, I played the saxophone

a little bit. Of course, I-I never...

twirled it, I...

What, Richiekins?

Who knows? You talk too much.

Lori Beth.

She's gonna know. It's probably written all over my face.

Guilt, guilt, guilt.

All right, look, what are you so worried about?

Now, you and Lori Beth aren't married,

I mean, you're not even going steady. It...

It's because you like her, bucko.

Will you look at this? I'm talking to myself.

I got to gain a little composure, here.

I just got to...

to be cool.

All right, nobody's gonna know.

There.

Hi, Fonz.

You cheated.

It-it's written all over my face, isn't it?

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Especially around the lip area.

- Look at this here. - What?

Huh, what is that, Coral Pink Number Five?

Not even L.B.'s shade.

You should hang your lips in shame.

Oh.

I know, Fonz, but Corrine was amazing.

I mean, uh, well, she-she touched my chest.

- So what? - She nibbled my ears.

So what?

She kissed my fingers.

She kissed your fingers? She must be from Michigan.

I'm not interested!

Look, I don't cotton to liars, and I don't cotton to cheaters.

Fonz, my coat!

Couldn't you just be quietly ashamed of me?

A former Eagle Scout!

Is there no... is there no end to life's disillusionments?

Next thing I'm gonna find out is

that Tonto hated the Lone Ranger, or vice versa.

You're right... cheat, liar!

Taking cookies under false pretenses, that's me.

If I could turn back the hands of time...

I wouldn't be the skeevey,

grungy, lowly, miserable, awful...

All right, all right, all right, Cunningham!

We'll see what we can do about this.

You'd help a skeevey, grungy, lowly, miserable...

You're right... I don't help cheaters.

I don't help liars. Forget it.

On the other hand, if I did... No, forget it! Forget it!

What? On the other hand, what, Fonz? What would you do?

- Mint leaves. - Mint leaves.

Wait! What would I do with them? Would I chew 'em?

Rub 'em all over you.

No, not in there.

Come on, Al, you gotta have some.

I can't believe Al doesn't have any mint leaves in here!

How can he expect to run a successful business

when he doesn't even know how to stock a bathroom?

Oh, look at this.

Everything but what you really need.

All right... all right, you got to improvise.

Soap.

Soap is strong.

Great!

Next best thing to mint leaves.

Now for the clothes.

Oh, yeah, definitely Corrine.

All right, gotta air this out.

Richie, you here?

Huh? Oh... brother.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm in here, Lori Beth.

Just, uh, alone, though.

I'm just totally by myself, uh...

I'll be right out, okay?

Oh... never gonna forgive Al for not having mint leaves.

Richie, what are you doing?

Taking a bath?

She knows!

Uh, taking a bath?

What a kidder.

No, no, but I'll be out in just a second, okay?

Tell you what.

Just-just stay as far away from her as you can,

and you're gonna be fine.

What are you shaking for?!

I'm the one in trouble.

Here I come, Lori Beth.

Hi, Rich. -Hi.

Did something happen in the police car?

Oh, no, nothing, uh, serious...

just, uh, apprehended a thug, you know.

Uh, got a little rough.

? We gotta say good-bye... ?

Crushed your cookies.

- Uh, I'm glad to see you. - ? For the summer ?

- Rich? - Door works.

- Always did. - ? I will promise you this... ?

Yeah, right. Let's go outside and talk in the wind.

Richie, what's the matter?

Nothing. Nothing's the matter.

- ? Every day in a letter ? - You forgot to kiss me.

Oh, yeah, I... I'm sorry.

? Sealed with a kiss... ?

Oh, that was nice. I enjoyed that.

- Can I take you home now? - Home? I just got here.

You're acting awfully strange tonight.

I'm not acting strange.

I'm acting perfectly normal.

Uh, let's dance.

My-my knee already started.

Let's go.

Richie, wait a minute!

This is a slow dance.

Oh, oh, right.

We gotta dance close.

Yeah.

Rich?

Why are you going...?

You smell like soap.

Soap!

Of course. I'm clean.

A man washes, what do you expect? Soap.

Boy, are you sensitive.

Come on, let's, uh, sit this one out.

Oh, that's a great idea.

Boy, did I miss you.

- Lori Beth? - Yeah, Rich?

I cheated. I lied.

I was out with a baton twirler tonight!

No squad car. I-I was with Ralph and Potsie

and their girls and-and Corrine,

and-and I wanted to discuss philosophy, she wanted to neck.

She won. She wore me down, Lori Beth.

She wore me down.

I feel so much better.

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

You know something?

You are easy to talk to.

Now we can go to Inspiration Point.

Wait a minute!

Now we're gonna talk some more.

Exactly how much wearing down was there?

How much was there?

Well, there was...

I mean, you know...

Well, she was...

And I...

Uh, she...

She... wore me right down.

Richie, I don't understand.

Do you remember the day of our first date?

- It was at the library. - Sure.

You came up and asked if you could sit down next to me.

We were, uh, freshman. I...

And I asked you if you were in a fraternity,

and you said "yes."

You told me the name of the fraternity.

Yeah, uh...

Mama Papa Sister.

And then you admitted you really lived at home.

I said to myself,

"Now there's a nice boy, an honest boy".

And then my lips had to wander.

But I could forgive you for the kissing, Rich.

Men are so weak.

Oh, I know. It's weak flesh.

But tonight, you lied to me, Richie.

You lied.

I can never forgive you for that.

Bye, Richie.

Good-bye, Lori Beth.

A lot of action in this booth tonight.

Okay, Lori Beth, you are a free woman.

You ought to try our new business:

The Ralph and Potsie Dating Service.

Our motto is, "You want a hunk, we sift out the junk."

That's right, and we've got all sorts of different prices.

For five bucks, we'll set you up

with the campus cr�me de la cr�me.

Pass.

Well, then, there's our buck special.

We stand you in front of the men's dorm

and shout, "Come and get her!"

Forget it, Ralph.

Pots, she's a good friend, right?

Real good friend.

For you, Potsie and I will give you the best deal we've got...

Absolutely free... A charming guy.

Very charming.

Oh, you'll love him. He's a good friend of ours.

Red hair, freckles.

Size nine shoes.

And a cheater.

Nice try, fellas, but the answer is "no."

N-O.

Fonz, I want to go home. I...

How long are you going to keep this up?

You're making me nutso, you're making your parents nutso.

You sit in front of the TV set,

you spend three days watching Divorce Court.

It's the only program I identify with.

Well, I'll meet you outside.

Oh, Rich, isn't he a real hunk?

I mean, a college man.

Did you see the patches on the sleeves?

Only phonies and Robert Young wear patches.

Oh, yeah?

Well, Robert Young doesn't cheat.

Oh, yeah?

Well, how do you know that?

You get over here.

Now I know that you're going bananas!

Everybody knows that Robert Young don't cheat!

Oh. Of course.

Now, look at this.

I'm in a lousy mood, so I'm taking it out on Robert Young.

See, then, why don't you do me a favor,

do your parents a favor, do yourself a favor,

and make up with her?

You think I didn't try?

I called her. She won't come to the phone.

You don't have to call her here.

She's right there, see? Go on.

Get over there.

Sweet.

Hey, Rich.

- Hey, well, speak of the Devil. - ? I found my thrill ?

- Hi, guys. - Hi.

Can I talk to Lori Beth, please?

- ? On Blueberry Hill... ? - Sure, Rich. -You got it.

Don't leave, guys.

Right, Lori Beth.

Bye, Lori Beth.

? On Blueberry Hill ?

? When I found you ?

? You know, the moon stood still ?

Hi, Lori Beth.

- Hi. - ? On Blueberry Hill ?

How are you doing?

Great. Really great.

- ? And lingered until ? - Oh, that's good.

I'm doing great, too.

- ? My dream came true ? - All right, look.

There's something I... that I have to say to you.

All right? I...

I-I was wrong the other night.

I mean, I-I was really wrong. I...

I just... I should of had more faith

in our... in our relationship.

In us. In you.

And I never should have lied.

And I'm sorry.

At least I got to say what I... what I wanted to say.

Apology accepted.

Really?

That's-that's great.

But after all that's happened, it could never be the same.

Oh.

Yeah.

But maybe we could...

start over again... clean.

Yeah.

We could do that.

Uh, all right, all right, let's see.

Uh, you were sitting.

Uh, I was standing.

Excuse me. Is, uh, this seat taken?

No.

Well...

Uh, do you belong to a fraternity?

Oh, sure.

Are you kidding? The best one.

Mama Papa Sister.

To tell you the truth...

I live at home.

No, I don't do that on the first date.

But I guess I can make an exception.

? On Blueberry Hill. ?

Hi, sweetheart. I'm home early.

Shh. Shh.

Marion, are you watching those silly soap operas again?

Oh, no, of course not, dear.

This is the continuing adult drama of Divorce Court.

Oh... How many times have I told you...?

There isn't any penance in the world.

I'm all the worst things you can call a man...

What happened to them?

Well, same old thing.

They were so young and happy.

Yeah?

And then, one day, he started cheating on her.

Well, maybe he couldn't help it.

Maybe he never got it out of his system from being single.

Oh, you men, you always stick together.

Heard that you chartered a plane?

Yes, the pilot chartered the plane, and I...

Did you ever cheat, Howard?

Of course not.

Then it's still in your system!

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

? Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ?

? There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ?

? It feels so right, it can't be wrong ?

? Rockin' and rollin' all week long ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Happy and free ? - ? Oh, happy days ?

? These days are ours ?

- ? Share them with me ? - ? Oh, baby ?

? These happy days are yours and mine ?

? These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ?

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