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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ?
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? Ready to race to you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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? Happy and free ?
? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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? Share them with me ?
? Oh, baby ?
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? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
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? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
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? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
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? Rocking and
rolling all week long ?
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(saxophone solo plays
over rhythmic handclaps)
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? Sunday, Monday, happy days ?
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? Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ?
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? Thursday, Friday, happy days ?
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? Saturday, what a day ?
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? Groovin' all week with you ?
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? These days are ours ?
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? Share them with me ?
? Oh, happy days ?
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? These days are ours ?
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? Happy and free ?
? Oh, baby ?
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? These happy days ?
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? Are yours and mine ?
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? These happy days are yours ?
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? And mine, Happy Days! ?
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Happy Days is filmed
before a live audience.
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POTSIE: ? You shake my
nerves and you rattle my brain ?
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? Too much love
drives a man insane ?
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? You broke my
will, but what a thrill ?
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? Now, goodness
gracious, ? Na, na ?
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Great balls of fire ?
? Na, na, na, na ?
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? I laughed at love ?
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? 'Cause I thought
it was funny ?
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? But you came along
and moved me, honey ?
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? I changed my mind ?
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? This love is fine, now ?
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? Goodness, gracious,
great balls of fire... ?
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(piano playing)
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Woo!
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? Kiss me, baby ?
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? Whooo... feels good ?
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? Hold me, baby... woo ?
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? I want to love you
like a lover should ?
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? You're fine... so kind ?
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? I'm gonna tell the world
that you're mine, mine, mine ?
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? I chew my nails and
twiddle my thumbs ?
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? I'm real nervous,
but it sure is fun ?
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? Oh, baby, you
drive me crazy now ?
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? Goodness gracious,
great balls of fire! ?
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(cheering and applause)
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you, all right,
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for our next number we'd like...
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What do you mean
our next number?
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We're taking a break. What for?
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To score with those
girls, that's what for.
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I don't think I'm ready yet.
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Who cares if you're not ready?
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They're ready.
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One of them just
kissed my piano.
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Hey, Mr. Conductor,
if you please.
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All right, Fonz. We're
we're sorry, Fonz.
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You see, you see, we
were just discussing girls.
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Hey, that's a good subject.
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All right, take ten.
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Thanks, Fonz.
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Hey, uh, Ramona...
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I mailed you a valentine.
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Why don't you go
home and wait for it?
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Hey, Fonz, those girls
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have been looking
at us all night,
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and Richie here is afraid
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to go up and talk
to them. Yeah, Fonz.
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I don't know
what's with this guy.
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He's been acting
strange for days.
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Look, I just feel we
have a responsibility
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to the kids here
to keep playing.
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Why? They're not paying us.
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Do we play for money or for fun?
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For girls. We play for girls.
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Now, wait a minute,
the nerds are right.
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Why don't you boys
take your best shot.
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I'll talk to the kid here.
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All right!
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We're coming over, girls.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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What approach should we use?
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They look bright.
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Use the subtle approach. Gotcha.
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Hey, girls...
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Hi, wanna neck
in the parking lot?
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That worked?
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Hey, Cunningham,
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there's one more, go get her.
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Aw, no, Fonz, I
don't want to ask her.
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Hey, go on over
there and get her. No,
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I'll tell you what will happen.
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I'll go up there, and I'll say,
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"Do you wanna have a soda"
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and she'll say "no",
and then I'll say,
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"well, maybe a drive..."
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and she'll say she's
already got a car,
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and I, I just don't wanna.
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Hey, will you try?
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Okay.
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Hey!
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You don't wanna go
out with me, do you?
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See, I told you
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she didn't wanna
go out with me, Fonz.
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Cunningham... my office.
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All right, Cunningham,
tell your father.
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I'm moving out and
getting my new place.
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What are you talking about?
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What am I talking about?
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After your performance in there,
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it's gonna be all over town!
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"Fonz Lives Over Nerd's Garage!"
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Oh, come on, Fonz,
you don't have to move.
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I'm just in a slump, that's all.
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You see, I broke up with
Sharon Meyers last month.
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So?
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So I went with her
for four months,
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and I got out of the swing
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of asking girls out
for dates. I don't know,
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I just lost my
confidence or something.
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No confidence with chicks?
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I heard of that.
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I'm telling you, it's the
worst dry spell of my life.
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Even my parents noticed.
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You know what they did
last Saturday night? No.
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They stayed home and
played Monopoly with me.
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You're driving me to tears here.
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Look at this... no one
ever cleans my office.
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I'll tell you, Cunningham,
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the Fonz is gonna help you out.
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Really? How?
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No, no, no, this chick
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don't date off the wall anymore.
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I got it.
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Tomorrow I'm gonna take you
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to the best make out
place in Milwaukee.
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And I tell you, it's
loaded with chicks.
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Not high school chicks. Yeah?
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Young... old... married, huh?
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Single!
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A regular smorgasbord.
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Where is this place?
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The supermarket.
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? Bop, bop, bop, bop ?
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? Doo wah. ?
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All right, now listen.
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There is no need
to be embarrassed.
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Hey, will you check
out that talent?
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Just check out that talent.
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Yeah, but they're just
here to shop, Fonz.
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Hey, so are you.
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You start conversations
about the merchandise.
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I'm not that curious
about the merchandise.
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Get curious, huh?
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I mean, what I mean to say is,
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there are a lot of things here
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to start conversations about.
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If you act confused
they gush forth,
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they are dying to help you out.
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You're not gonna watch
me, are you, Fonz?
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No, I got my own shopping to do.
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You really shop?
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No.
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Little elves bring all
that food to my door.
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Of course I shop!
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Now listen, I'm going to
the frozen foods section
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to warm up some hands.
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You're not ready
for that yet, huh?
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Confidence.
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Right, Fonz. All right.
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(clears throat)
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(laughing)
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Oh, boy, am I confused.
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Uh, excuse me... Yes?
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Have you ever used this?
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No.
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No?
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Oh, well, I have.
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It's very, very good.
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Good.
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Good.
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Come on, stupid.
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You got to be
clever... be clever.
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Um... Excuse me again.
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I'm in a hurry.
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They're waiting for
me back at the yacht.
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Do you know where the caviar is?
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What kind?
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Uh... instant!
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Ask someone else.
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Right, I'll, I'll
find it myself.
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Psst... sonny, over here!
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You're going about it all wrong.
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Excuse me?
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You came in here to
pick up chicks, didn't you?
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No... no.
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Aw, come on, come on.
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All right, I'm, I'm
here to pick up chicks.
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I knew it, I can
tell, I can tell.
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Well, you came to the
right place. I do great here.
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Really? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. This is my first time.
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I can tell.
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You're the worst!
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Well, what do you
think I should do?
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Get out of here!
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No, no, that was
just a little joke.
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Oh. Try the direct approach.
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Direct approach?
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Yeah, you see
that cute girl there?
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Yeah? You want to meet her?
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Yeah.
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Knock over her cart.
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Knock over her cart?
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She, she's got eggs in there!
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Well, you just say you know...
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Hold on here, I...
I gotta go to work.
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Oh, miss!
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(crashing)
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I got her!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Hi there.
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Hello.
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Gee, you're tall.
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Thank you.
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Would you stand right next to me
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for a minute?
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Sure.
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Thank you.
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It's okay.
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(chuckling)
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Whatcha doing?
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Shoplifting.
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Why am I standing here?
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You're blocking the
store manager's view.
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What if I decided to report you?
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My brother will break your legs.
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Okay... thank you.
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Thanks again.
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What are you doing?
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I thought you
were a chick, Fonz.
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Hey!
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I've had it, Fonz.
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I'm going to become a monk. Hey!
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Don't become a monk.
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You're going to
hate the hair style.
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I'm going home!
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I'm just going home.
All right, all right.
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So you're in worse
shape than I thought.
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So this calls for drastic
measures, all right?
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This Saturday,
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I'm going to call
two of my chicks,
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and you are going to double date
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with the Fonz!
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Oh, that's really
nice of you, Fonz.
266
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I know.
267
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,232
Cunningham, I've got
my little black books,
268
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,467
we're going to get you a date,
269
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,102
going to make your
freckles light up!
270
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,459
All right, that's great!
271
00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:56,338
Hey, listen could we just
wait until my parents leave?
272
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,129
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah.
273
00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,509
What do you mean leave?
274
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,676
Where are they going?
275
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,311
Well, they're going to
visit my Aunt Bessie.
276
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,546
She had this
operation, you know,
277
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,831
they're going to be
gone the whole weekend.
278
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:05,965
Are you kidding?
279
00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:07,789
No, it wasn't a
serious operation.
280
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,469
You know, she can't
eat fried foods though...
281
00:10:09,493 --> 00:10:11,003
No, no, no, forget Aunt Bessie.
282
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,289
You mean you're gonna
be alone in this house?
283
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,313
Yeah, yeah, my
sister's going, too.
284
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,343
Alone for the whole
weekend? Sure.
285
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,477
Cunningham,
286
00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:19,778
you're gonna do more
living this weekend
287
00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:21,014
than you have for 17 years!
288
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,637
All right!
289
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,151
What's all right?
290
00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:28,076
Oh, uh, well, Aunt
Bessie and her gallstones,
291
00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:29,388
you know, they're,
they're all right.
292
00:10:29,412 --> 00:10:30,728
Fonzie was asking about it.
293
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,731
Well, aren't you sweet, Arthur.
294
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,733
Yeah.
295
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,066
How come Richie
doesn't have to go?
296
00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:41,333
Because he's older than you
297
00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:42,535
and he can take care of himself.
298
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,170
Well, every time
we leave him alone,
299
00:10:44,194 --> 00:10:45,822
he locks himself
out of the house.
300
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,256
I don't lock myself
out of the house.
301
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,291
JOANIE: Yes, you do.
302
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,325
Well, all right, dear,
303
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,614
here are some cookies
304
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,783
so you won't get
cranky on the trip.
305
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,831
Well, they're all crushed.
306
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,054
I know.
307
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,722
Every time I go to
the supermarket,
308
00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,141
some old man
knocks my cart over.
309
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,326
If I were you,
310
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,845
I wouldn't go to that
market anymore.
311
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,801
I know, I-I hate that market.
312
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,170
This morning, I heard
313
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,479
they caught a girl shoplifting.
314
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,522
Really?
315
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,607
They're still looking
for her accomplice.
316
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,977
Oh.
317
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,157
Listen, can we
stop this chitchat
318
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,391
and get going, huh?
319
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,693
Come on, Richard, come here.
320
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:24,782
Right.
321
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,961
Listen, we're leaving you alone
322
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,651
because we've got
confidence in you.
323
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,165
We know you're going
to act responsibly,
324
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,287
just like an adult.
325
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,417
Well, I appreciate that, Dad.
326
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,985
Hey, don't worry
about it, Mr. C.,
327
00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:34,175
I'll be right upstairs,
328
00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:35,672
I'll make sure everything
goes real smooth.
329
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,296
Maybe I ought to stay at home.
330
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,342
No, it's all right,
Dad. Oh, come on,
331
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,800
Howard, you always
keep us waiting.
332
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,134
Good-bye, dear.
333
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,847
HOWARD: Good-bye,
Richard. Good-bye, Richie.
334
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,915
RICHIE: Have a good time!
335
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,706
(door shuts)
336
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,207
What are you doing, Fonz?
337
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,887
I'm looking for dates.
338
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,989
Hey, there they are, huh?!
339
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,781
LaVerne DeFazio
and Shirley Feeney!
340
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,783
Whoa!
341
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,286
Well, they, they sound... nice.
342
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,288
Uh, what if they say no?
343
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,291
They don't know the word no.
344
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,294
Hey, LaVerne!
345
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,728
The Fonz!
346
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,364
Hey, how's it going?
347
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,034
Hey listen, is, uh,
is Shirley there?
348
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,002
Yeah, put her on.
349
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,515
Hey, Shirley, I
want you to talk,
350
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,650
I want you to talk to a friend
of mine here. (whispering)
351
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:22,690
Hi!
352
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,708
That's enough.
353
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,978
Sounds great, huh?
354
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,246
Yeah.
355
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,459
Listen, Arnolds,
tomorrow night, 8:00.
356
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,416
Be there... whoa.
357
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,542
? Love me tender... ?
358
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,895
All right, listen, I want
to tell you something.
359
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,375
We're gonna have
a great time... Yeah.
360
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,843
And don't worry
about a thing, all right?
361
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,435
Just relax. All right.
362
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,036
Up, up, we're using this booth.
363
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,204
Right, Fonz, sorry.
364
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,205
You lucky bum.
365
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,440
Yeah, Fonz, why him?
366
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,308
Why didn't you take
me on a double date?
367
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,043
I'm cute, I'm witty.
368
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,945
I have more freckles than him.
369
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,425
Malph, don't worry
about it, all right?
370
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,747
This is a mercy mission.
371
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,982
Oh, Fonz.
372
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,962
Now, listen, I want to tell
you about your date, okay?
373
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,553
Okay. Now, she's
a very cute girl,
374
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,722
but she's not your
usual type of girl.
375
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,259
RALPH & POTSIE: Mm...
376
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,073
All right, now,
she's a little bit older.
377
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,863
RALPH & POTSIE: Older...
378
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,247
Now, listen, the reason
379
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,578
I picked Shirley for you
is 'cause you're in a slump
380
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,968
and I wanted to pick a girl
381
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,848
who, uh, wouldn't
give you a hard time
382
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,238
if you get my drift, huh?
383
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,339
Yeah.
384
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,257
And the thing is that she is...
385
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,077
I don't know, how, how would
you say it... a, uh, good sport.
386
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,746
(Ralph and Potsie laugh)
387
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,014
Will you sit down?!
388
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,732
Thanks, Fonz. Not
here, over there.
389
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,413
Why do you have to act so dumb?
390
00:13:40,437 --> 00:13:41,581
What do you mean me?
391
00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:44,165
You're the one whose
eyes are bulging out.
392
00:13:48,144 --> 00:13:50,077
Hey, Fonzie!
393
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,328
Hey, DeFazio!
394
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,264
They're here.
395
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,066
All right.
396
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,901
Laverne... This is
Laverne DeFazio.
397
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,770
She's mine.
398
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,918
And this is Shirley Feeney.
399
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:01,456
She's yours, as you can see.
400
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:02,757
Mm.
401
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:03,826
Nice to meet you, Richie.
402
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,071
My pleasure.
403
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,939
Hey, they're getting
along pretty well, all right.
404
00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:08,363
Plant it here,
girls, plant it here.
405
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,909
Would you like to sit down?
406
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,300
Staring?
407
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:16,036
How'd you like your
eyes closed for good, huh?
408
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,172
You're too much, Laverne.
409
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:20,141
So, Shirl, what do
you think of this kid?
410
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,210
You've been with worse.
411
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,789
Oh, he's nice, and a tie, too.
412
00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:24,912
And a hanky.
413
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,598
Is that for showing
or for blowing?
414
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:29,333
(Laverne and Fonzie laughing)
415
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,135
(chuckles)
416
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,414
Well, it's been
quite an evening.
417
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,050
What do you say we
go to Richie's house?
418
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,141
So, Fonz, uh, where
is Richie's house?
419
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,325
Do we need a map?
420
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,122
Oh, no, it's close,
you just follow me.
421
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,078
Well, drive slowly.
422
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,513
I don't got insurance.
423
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,993
(clearing throat): Do you
fellas mind if we girls go
424
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,396
to the ladies' room and
freshen up a bit first?
425
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,852
I'm already fresh.
426
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:49,949
Laverne.
427
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,822
I'll freshen, I'll
make you happy.
428
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,458
Take your time,
girls, take your time.
429
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,990
No insurance? (door slams)
430
00:14:58,014 --> 00:14:59,680
Hey, listen.
431
00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,115
I got to talk to
you, Cunningham.
432
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:02,184
You got to loosen up.
433
00:15:02,218 --> 00:15:03,496
You have not said
a word all night.
434
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,163
Well, I haven't had a
chance to jump in yet, Fonz.
435
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:06,187
Yeah, that's true.
436
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,366
I mean, they're a
little more boisterous
437
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,590
than I usually like, but
this is a treat for you.
438
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,293
And let me tell you,
incidentally, that tie.
439
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:13,945
That is a wonderful detail.
440
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,341
Oh, you think so? Oh, yeah.
441
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:18,165
It lends a, uh, an air of
dignity to the occasion.
442
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,784
You know, usually, uh,
443
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,886
Laverne and Shirley don't get
along so good and they, uh...
444
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,034
Th-They what? Well,
you know, I mean,
445
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,802
sometimes Laverne says
something Shirley don't like
446
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,637
and they, uh... Hey!
447
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,095
There's two girls beating
each other up in there.
448
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,808
They fight, that's
what they do, they fight.
449
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,867
(Laverne and Shirley yelling)
450
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,213
Shouldn't we do something?
451
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,403
In there?
452
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,749
(loud bang)
453
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,705
It's settled.
454
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,707
You see that?
455
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,812
I'm ready, Fonz.
456
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:49,959
What about Shirley?
457
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,383
She's putting on her
makeup. How come?
458
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,853
Because I held her
face under the sink.
459
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,255
Laverne.
460
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:01,092
Well, she said that my remark
about his hanky was crude.
461
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,828
I gave her crude.
462
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,264
All right, let's get
this show on the road.
463
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,543
Come on, Shirl.
464
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,866
Haul it out here.
465
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,036
We're going to the kid's
house, the one with the tie.
466
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:15,523
Still staring?
467
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:16,751
Bleh!
468
00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:19,894
She'll be right with you, Red.
469
00:16:19,963 --> 00:16:20,973
Yeah, no rush.
470
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:22,842
Fonz, do you think
I could talk to you?
471
00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:23,981
Hey, sure.
472
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,317
All right, you see that?
473
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,818
Good as new.
474
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,120
All right, we had
a little adventure.
475
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,289
You had a little tiff.
476
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,590
It's all over now,
477
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,860
so why don't you just grab
your hat, grab your coat,
478
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,928
leave your worries on
the doorstep over there,
479
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,875
and I will talk to
Red over here.
480
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,332
What's up?
481
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,119
Fonz, now, I don't like
this... Girls hitting each other.
482
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:49,306
Richie, first of all,
it's Saturday night,
483
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,641
their big night out,
484
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,044
and second of all,
it gets up their blood
485
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,145
if you get my drift.
486
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,213
Huh? Let's go.
487
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,548
Girls.
488
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,517
Your dip fell... your dip fell.
489
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,023
Oh, w-wait!
490
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,193
Please, God, get
me through this night.
491
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,229
(fabric tearing)
492
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,133
I said please.
493
00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:23,524
"Ha, ha, ha, I knew you
would lock yourself out.
494
00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:25,426
Love, Joanie."
495
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:26,839
(banging on door, yelling)
496
00:17:26,863 --> 00:17:28,274
Yeah, right, right,
I-I'm, I'm, I'm coming.
497
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:32,733
LAVERNE & SHIRLEY: It's cold.
498
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:33,968
Come on in, come on in.
499
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,647
Ugh! All right, girls.
500
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,283
Hey, uh, just plant
yourself on the sofa,
501
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,918
make yourself at home.
502
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:40,953
Is anybody upstairs
going to run down
503
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,738
and call me a nasty name?
504
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,490
No, no, I live alone here.
505
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:45,796
Oh, you an orphan?
506
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:48,160
No, no. You see, uh,
507
00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:50,296
my Aunt Bessie had her
gallstones removed, and...
508
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,136
Hey, hey, forget
Aunt Bessie, all right?
509
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:53,866
Now listen, all right?
510
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,756
As soon as you feel
comfortable with Shirley,
511
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,058
you say, "Okay, Fonz." Huh?
512
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,994
And I will peel off with Laverne
up to my little penthouse.
513
00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:01,573
Okay, Fonz. Hey, he says okay.
514
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:02,758
Let's go, Laverne. No.
515
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,126
RICHIE: Now, wait, wait, Fonz.
516
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,527
That's not exactly...
517
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,096
Hey, don't try to thank me.
518
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,396
Thank me tomorrow, all right?
519
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,465
You can thank me now.
520
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,456
You're welcome. Hey!
521
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,625
Hey, how come
we get the kitchen?
522
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,271
Laverne, come
on, will you, please?
523
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,506
I respect you, Laverne.
524
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,547
(door closes)
525
00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:23,050
(laughs)
526
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:27,488
(sighs)
527
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,103
(clears throat)
528
00:18:31,127 --> 00:18:33,405
Well, Laverne seems
like a really nice girl.
529
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:34,662
She's a bimbo.
530
00:18:34,731 --> 00:18:36,964
Oh.
531
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,733
But she is my best friend,
532
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:42,069
so, uh, hey, why
don't you sit down?
533
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,807
Sitting.
534
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,242
Uh, tell me, where...
535
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,922
Uh, where-where do you work?
536
00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:51,112
At the brewery.
537
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,713
In the bottle-capping
department.
538
00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:54,115
Oh.
539
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:57,551
It's not exactly the nicest
job in the world, but I... uh...
540
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,786
(laughs)
541
00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:00,054
What are you doing?
542
00:19:00,123 --> 00:19:01,633
Uh, nothing, nothing.
543
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,257
Are you sure?
544
00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:05,259
Uh, uh...
545
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:07,139
listen, you-you better
take your sweater off.
546
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:08,262
Oh. All right.
547
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:10,376
No, no, no, that's
not what I meant.
548
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,844
Uh, see, my, my cufflink
is-is hooked in your sweater.
549
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:15,536
Oh! Your cufflink...
Don't snag it.
550
00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:17,738
I just bought this
sweater at the dime store.
551
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,501
Okay, all right, I'll
be careful. See?
552
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,270
Very careful. I'll
be careful, all right?
553
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,671
Very careful. Easy. Okay, uh...
554
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,440
Now, don't-don't pull,
don't pull, don't pull.
555
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,841
Okay, take it off. All right.
556
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,042
All right. Okay?
557
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,899
There, I got it. Oh, oh, oh.
558
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,885
Yeah.
559
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,888
Are you nervous?
560
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,757
Me? N-Nervous? No.
561
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:39,193
Uh... (clears throat)
562
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,973
Miss Feeney, uh,
are you thirsty?
563
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,507
Would you like
anything to drink?
564
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,298
I could sure go for a beer.
565
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,978
How about you? Oh, yeah, beer.
566
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,562
Right. Okay, coming right up.
567
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,486
Oh, say would you...? Oh.
568
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,589
Uh, would you like some
pretzels or anything?
569
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,013
Okay. All right.
570
00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,158
Uh, listen, why don't
you just stay here,
571
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:01,727
and I'll get it, all right?
572
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:02,962
All right. Okay.
573
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:04,619
Hey, how about some chips?
574
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:05,970
Would you like some chips?
575
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,238
Sure, whatever.
576
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,018
Okay, I think we got those.
577
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,075
Boy, you sure had
a rough night, huh?
578
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,471
Yeah, well, you, too.
579
00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:13,995
Hey, listen, tell me the truth.
580
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:16,596
Why did you and Laverne
get into that fight, anyway?
581
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,231
Oh, that.
582
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,834
Oh, when Laverne and I
went into the ladies' room,
583
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:24,071
I walked up to her, and I
said, sweet as you please,
584
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,217
"Laverne, you have
a mouth like a sewer."
585
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,925
Which she does.
586
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,276
And she said, "A sewer?"
587
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:31,411
And I said, "Yeah, a sewer!"
588
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,548
So she curled up her
chubby little hand, and bam...
589
00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,161
Oh! (screams)
590
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:37,818
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
591
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:40,788
Richie, I'm so sorry.
592
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:42,155
Oh! Oh!
593
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,775
Oh... Oh, are you all right?
594
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,992
Are you all right?
595
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,494
Oh, Richie, I'm so sorry.
596
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:48,662
Oh, dear.
597
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,964
Oh, here, let me
kiss the boo-boo.
598
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,728
Richie, we're home!
599
00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:57,237
Oh! (squeals)
600
00:20:58,374 --> 00:20:59,573
What's going on?
601
00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:01,142
Oh, no-nothing.
602
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,454
There's nothing going on!
603
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,711
Ooh!
604
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,345
Oh, I missed it!
605
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:06,580
Oh!
606
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:08,493
What are you doing
back so soon? Oh!
607
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,929
Your Aunt Bessie got cranky
and threw us out of the house.
608
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:12,531
Who broke my lamp?
Who is this, Richie?
609
00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:14,166
Oh, this is Shirley.
My mother, my dad.
610
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,934
Hey, wait a minute.
How do you do, Shirley?
611
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,302
Nice to know you.
612
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,304
Listen, will you just let me
say good night to Shirley?
613
00:21:19,328 --> 00:21:20,773
Would you go upstairs,
and I'll explain everything?
614
00:21:20,797 --> 00:21:22,141
Laverne and...
Laverne! Who's Laverne?
615
00:21:22,165 --> 00:21:23,776
Let me just say good night.
Please, go upstairs, Dad.
616
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,277
All right, all right, hold
it. Say good night?!
617
00:21:25,301 --> 00:21:26,979
Take Mom upstairs. All
right, we'll go upstairs.
618
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:28,246
Okay. Come on, upstairs.
619
00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:29,536
Oh.
620
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,939
How do you guys like
being sent upstairs?
621
00:21:32,008 --> 00:21:34,008
It's not much fun, is it?
622
00:21:34,077 --> 00:21:35,225
MARION: Oh!
623
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,496
Oh, you're in real trouble, huh?
624
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,231
Well, uh, not-not
a lot, a-a little.
625
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,167
A lot. A lot.
626
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,780
I'm really sorry about this.
627
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,136
Oh, well.
628
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,172
Que sera, sera.
629
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,675
Maybe it's all for
the best anyway.
630
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,276
What do you mean?
631
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,211
Well, I kind of get the feeling
632
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,563
that you were pushed
into this date, weren't you?
633
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,283
Well, yeah, but
listen, I like you.
634
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,829
I think you're very
nice, Shirley. I re...
635
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,353
I'm going to make it
very easy for you, Richie.
636
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:06,607
Um, look, I'm going home now.
637
00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:08,341
You think it over.
638
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,722
If you want to go
out with me again,
639
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,791
then, uh, you call me.
640
00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:14,359
That way, at least I'll know
641
00:22:14,383 --> 00:22:15,927
that it was your idea, okay?
642
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,551
You-You mean, if I called you,
643
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,436
that you would go out with me?
644
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,649
Sure. A girl would
have to be nuts
645
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,875
not to want to go out
with a cute kid like you.
646
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,921
I'll drive myself home, okay?
647
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,225
Laverne can hitch.
648
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,813
Good night.
649
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,448
How about a good night kiss?
650
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,450
You bet!
651
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,962
RICHIE: Good night, Shirley!
652
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,409
SHIRLEY: Good night, Richie.
653
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,765
Hey, remember, drive safe.
654
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,767
You have no insurance!
655
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,139
(banging on door)
656
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,775
RICHIE: Oh!
657
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,183
? Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ?
658
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:08,919
? There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ?
659
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,421
? It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ?
660
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:14,574
? Rocking and
rolling all week long ?
661
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,044
? These days are ours ?
662
00:23:17,113 --> 00:23:18,612
? Happy and free ?
663
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,230
? Oh, happy days ?
664
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,382
? These days are ours ?
665
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:24,985
? Share them with me ?
? Oh, baby ?
666
00:23:25,054 --> 00:23:27,387
? These happy days
are yours and mine ?
667
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:28,923
? These happy days are yours ?
668
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,925
? And mine, Happy Days! ?
669
00:23:31,305 --> 00:24:31,260
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