All language subtitles for Bunkd s05e08 Baton-man Begins.eng

Hey, buddy.

Jefe!
How you doin'?

Good. This orthopedic
center is pretty great.

Even though they won't
give me one of those gowns that shows my butt

because it's not
medically necessary.

I can't believe
you hurt yourself playing air guitar.

You just had to
do the knee slide.

Um, it's called
a power slide.

And I regret nothing.

Plus, he couldn't
end his solo by smashing his guitar.

It's made
of air, Destiny.

You really need to be
more hands-on with them.

I am. Who do you think
was playing air drums?

Anyhoo...

Visiting hours
are almost over

and they said we can
take you back to camp

as soon as
you're cleared to go.

You just have to stay off
your leg for a few days.

But, handstands
are still in play, right?

Oh, Finn.

I have a feeling
we're gonna be back here real soon.

Matteo, there you are.
Leave the doctors alone.

My questions will be
very easy if they know what they're doing.

Are you guys
from Camp Kikiwaka?

[GASPS] Matteo,
we're famous!

I'm sure
you saw that article in Moose Rump Times

about howwe got that bat
out of our mess hall.

The trick was
to let it break a window

while we hid
in our cabins.

Actually, I just
read your shirts.

Cool, cool.

Is the camp
as fun as I've heard?

Oh, yeah.
We've got everything.

Smores, arts and crafts,
mosquitoes

a toxic lake,
condemned outhouses...

Okay, Matteo!
[CHUCKLES]

I think
you've painted quite a picture.

Do you guys
have board games? I love them.

Got this during a pretty
intense game of chess.

I love
board games, too.

I've actually
been working on designing one myself.

Well, when you finish,
send it our way.

Just ask for Sarah.

Kind of a big deal
around here.

This place couldn't
run without me.

Well, we have
something else in common.

Our camp couldn't
run without me.

Really?

You know it,
and I know it.

And while we're
on the subject,

don't forget to make sure
Chef Jeff orders produce.

I...

Do need to do that.

But I would've
remembered.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

Hey, you.
Cool top.

Oh, thanks.

And those shoes
are fire.

Literally.

Right? Don't worry,

my socks have little
fire extinguishers on them.

I'm Kit.

Destiny.
Nice to meet you.

Nice trophies.

Wait. Are you
a pageant girl?

Yeah. You, too?

I used to be
big into pageants.

They were
really fun.

But, I gotta say,

I've been enjoying
civilian life.

Now when I wear
my fake teeth,

it's for me.

Well, I got suspended
from the circuit

after my fire-breathing act
got a little out of hand.

My mom did meet
a cool firefighter, though.

So, unlike the auditorium,
not a total loss.

[LAUGHS]

Uh, probably
a nosy doctor.

[CLATTERING]

Well, I should
probably go.

But, can I come
visit again?

I'd love that.

I'll be recovering
from the surgery for a few more weeks.

-NOAH: Destiny!
-Little help.

Coming, nosy doctor.

Noah, what
are you doing?

Hovering awkwardly
so you introduce me to your friend. Duh?

Well, awkwardness
achieved.

Sorry.

It's just,
this girl sounds super cool and funny.

And her shoe game
is on point.

Please?
Introduce me?

I promise
I won't embarrass you.

Again.

Fine. You can come back
with me tomorrow.

Yes! Thank you.

Now, if you'll
excuse me,

I need to
get the pudding out of my shoe.

Hey, Finn.

How you feeling?
Horrible.

I'm so bored
being stuck inside.

At least
the ortho center had a TV.

Here I just
have windows.

And they're all stuck
on the nature channel.

Well, here's something
that might help.

Books!

[HISSES]

Oh, come on.

Just give one book
a try. Like...

Frankenstein.

Frankenstein is a monster,
not a book.

But it's easy to get
the two confused

since they're both
so disgusting.

Actually, Frankenstein
is a scientist who creates a monster.

See, he was
obsessed with finding the secret of life.

Which ironically
started with a lot of gravedigging.

But he needed
to find a brain and, like, body parts

so he sewed them
all together...

And Frankenstein dies,

wishing he could've
destroyed his creation.

The end.

What? That's
so depressing.

Thanks, books!

Well, if you want a
happier ending,

how 'bout
The Velveteen Rabbit?

Ava, you know I can't
count up to velveteen.

Oh! Hey, Lou.
Can I ask you something?

Sure.
Whatcha doing?

Making that gamefor Sarah to try
since she loves them.

I thought I'd
make it camp-themed.

Like they say,write what you know.
And after all I practically...

Yeah, yeah,
run this camp.

You got a question,
Wind Beneath My Wings?

What kind of game
is your favorite?

Hmm... One where
you have to act stuff out, like charades.

Oh. I was hoping
you were gonna say a trivia-type game.

Could it be both?

Why not?

Two things combined
are always better.

Um, ever heard
of brunch?

Yeah. Okay.

So, should the game
have dice or a spinner?

Why not both?

Ooh, and if
it's camp-themed,

there should be
something called a...

Wacky-Waka Card.

Or, uh, what about
score cards?

And chore cards?

BOTH: Let's do it all!

So, you wanna help?

Um, yeah!
I think I'd be great at this.

Did you hear
that thing I said earlier about brunch?

Look at us.

The two people
who run this camp

making a camp
game together.

Okay.

Let's get something
straight here.

I am the camp director.

You are the camper.

Aw, you tell yourself thatwhile I go take care of
our groundskeeping invoice.

Does he run this camp?

What if she remembers meas the guy who crashed
the food cart?

Don't worry.
I'm sure she forgot.

Destiny, hi!

And, hey,
it's Crashy McFoodcart.

She didn't forget.
Retreat.

Kit, this is
my friend Noah.

I thought you guys should meet
'cause you're both really cool people.

Noah, it turns out
Kit's into pageants.

And, Kit,

Noah is into...

Uh, pageants, too.

You are?
You are?

Yup. Pageants.
I said it.

Wow.
That's awesome.

-Are you a fan?
-Or do you perform in them like me?

I like you.

I mean, like you.

I mean-I mean,
I perform like you.

Is anyone else
getting, like, really sweaty?

So, what's your
talent portion?

Yes, what is your
talent portion, Noah?

Uh... Baton.

Really?
Really?

You know,
we have performers come here sometimes.

You should totally do
a baton routine for us.

That does seem
like something I should be able to do.

Great! This is
so awesome.

I'm gonna go
spread the word.

See you soon, Noah.

What were
you thinking?

You don't know
anything about baton.

I know.
I panicked.

Why didn't you justsay you like something
normal like puppies?

Okay. Where were
you with that suggestion earlier?

Don't sit
on your gold, lady!

I still don't understandwhy you said you could
twirl a baton,

while also being someone
who can't twirl a baton?

Destiny, I need
your help.

Can you give me
a quick lesson?

[SCOFFS]
Quick lesson?

Baton twirling
is a sacred discipline.

A delicate dancebetween balance, gravity,
and one's own heart.

So, you'll teach me
how to toss a sparkly stick?

Destiny, please!

I really like this girl.
I wanna get to know her better.

Okay, fine.
I'll help you.

But, if I'm doing this,
you have to be all in.

We're gonna train long,
and we're gonna train hard.

Cool.

Buy, uh,
how long exactly?

I have a dramatic
improv workshop in Moose Rump later...

And I see
from your expression,

I will be
canceling my plans.

Okay. I know
that we can find the right book for you.

More books?

How many are there
in the world? Velveteen?

One of my favorites
is Little Women.

It's a coming-of-age story
about four sisters

set during
the Civil War era.

Yuck!

There's snowball fights.

Proceed.

[CLEARS THROAT]

So, Jo's
the sister narrating.

And she doesn't
want to get married like Meg does...

Wait. It's really hard
to picture this.

What if you used
Noah's costumes?

Oh. Well, all right.
I guess I could spice up my storytelling a little bit.

But, speaking
of spice,

your cast
smells like mustard.

Because I squirtedmustard down
to cover the real smell.

Problem solver.

[CLEARS THROAT]

The world is hard
on ambitious girls.

I'd rather be a free spinster,
and paddle my own canoe.

Okay,
quick question.

When are the little women
going to use their tiny size to win the Civil War?

Little Women
is just the title.

You mean, they're
human-sized women?

Next!

Okay.

I know a book
you'll love. [CLEARS THROAT]

This one's called...

The Three Musketeers.

All for one,
and one for all!

Imagine I'm holding
a sword.

Swords? Now we're
getting somewhere.

Finn, do you keep
old popcorn under your bed?

Less judging,
more swords.

All for one,
and one for all!

Turn up the volume.

[SHOUTS] All for one,
and one for all!

Easy.
We have neighbors.

Ava?

Something you wanna explain?

Nah, I'm just
gettin' a snack.

Oh, this.

I'm wearing it
because Finn wanted to watch TV,

but I'm getting him
into reading instead

by acting out scenes
from great books.

Oh, I see
what's happening.

That I am inspiring
a young mind

to open himself up to
the world of literature?

[LAUGHS] No.

You're a human TV.

That's not true.

I'm just
telling Finn stories

to see what he likes.

He even gets so invested,

he'll have me do
certain parts again,

or make me skip ahead.

[GASPS]

Like, rewind
and fast forward?

No. We were just doing

20,000 Leagues
Under the Sea,

but then he had to
go to the bathroom,

and I'm currently
on pause,

and, dang it, I am a TV!

MATTEO: Look, Lou,
for one of the Wacky Waka cards.

Human ring toss.

Something you wanna explain?

Don't look at me.
He runs the place.

Hello, old friend.

Wow, do I get to
use that baton?

Uh, no,

She's not "used."

She's earned.

Well, I'm ready to
learn your ways.

Who knows? It might
actually be fun.

Noah, look at my face.

This isn't "fun,"

this is baton twirling.

Let me show you
the world you just entered.

[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC ENDS]
Tadow!

Whoa! Is that what
I'll be doing?

Uh, absolutely not.

That move was
the Kirskanova.

It takes years to learn.

You're merely
a baton tourist.

I was born in it.
Molded by it.

Okay.

First we're gonna
to do my thing,

then we're gonna
work on you.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Strength,
control, power!

Tighten up those
wrists, Lambert!

Smile. Smile...
[SHOUTING] Smile!

[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]
I can't feel my face!

That's the numbness
of triumph.

Okay.

You can make it
look like you're pro

for 15 to 20 seconds.

This might be
my greatest work.

Even greater than
when you explained

revolving doors
to Finn?

This might be my
second greatest work.

Hey! Mustard man!

Which book
is this one?

So angry.

You were never
gonna read, were you?

You were just gonna
keep using me as a TV.

Mute. Mute.

You know what?
I thought I could

get you excited
about reading,

but you were right.
It's impossible.

Okay, fine.

I was just using you
as a TV.

You don't have to
do this anymore.

Good. Thank you.

Just tell me what happens
at the end of 20,000 Leagues.

What? [CHUCKLES]
No way.

It took a minute,
but this

is now a smart TV.

But you were at the part
with the giant squid.

Sorry. Channel currently
unavailable in your region.

No, I can't.

I mustn't.

It's so tempting. [GASPS]

Yet so educational.

Oh, I have no choice.
My TV's mad at me.

Oh.

Twenty thousand leagues

is a measure of
nautical distance.

[INAUDIBLE]

Hi, everyone,
and thank you for agreeing

to try our new game.

I'm Matteo
and this is Lou,

and we go to a place
called Camp Kikiwaka.

They know. I told them.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I was not prepared

to go off-book!

I got this.

Everyone, get ready
to play...

[BOTH BLOW PARTY HORN]

Kikiwakaland!

All right. We'll take
your lack of applause

as a sign of
shock and awe.

The rules are
simple, campers.

You move
around the board

collecting ingredients
for s'mores.

Sarah, why don't you
take the first spin

on the Waka Wheel?

Gentle. It took me
three hours to make

and I buy the
cheap glue sticks.

I landed on a...

BOTH: Wacky Waka card!

Pick a card.
Any card.

[GASPS]
Not that card.

I got the
"Ava Side-Eye"?

BOTH: Ooh.

Sarah, you are stuck in
the Leaky Canoe

until you can
catch more fish

than the player
to your left.

[GASPS] Matteo.
Yes.

The Leaky Canoeis my favorite.
[CHUCKLES]

Start the clock.

And fish.

What is happening?

I see why
you're confused.

We forgot to mention
that you get double the points

if you catch one
in your mouth like a bear.

And for the win,
the Wacky Waka card says,

you must trade
Finn's toenails

for two canoe paddles.

[GASPS] What?

Wait. [GASPS]

Are you guys
not into the game?

Well... Not really.

It's confusing
and weird.

And this Finn character

seems too broad
to be a real person.

Yeah, he gets that a lot.

Well, it was fun
while it lasted.

It really wasn't.

Okay. Easy.

Sorry, Sarah.

I guess I'm
not cut out

to be a
game designer. I failed.

Nah, you didn't.

After all, you did
make a new friend.

I did?
Yep.

And she wants to
play chess.

Cool. I'll grab
the board.

And I'll grab
the helmets.

Helmets?

If I wave at you,
come save me.

I can't believe
we made 20 of these.

Okay. We're all set.

We're even
live-streaming this

to all the kids
in their rooms.

Everyone is so excited

to see a real
baton routine.

Yes. A real
baton routine.

That's what you're
about to see.

And maybe after,

we could go
grab some food

in the cafeteria?
Hang out.

It's just nice
to meet someone

I have so much
in common with.

That sounds...

Great.

Cool. Well,
knock 'em dead.

Are you ready?
Trick question.

You better
always be ready.

I don't feel
very good.

That's just nerves.

If you throw up
in your mouth on stage,

you gotta swallow it,
like a champion.

No, it's not that.

I think I feel bad

that I'm only pretending
to be a baton twirler.

Kit just asked me
to hang out with her.

And that's what
I wanted, but...

I don't think
I should do this.

Listen, I came out of
retirement for you.

But...
No "but's."

There's no "but"
in "baton"

Well, okay,
there is,

but that's just an
unfortunate coincidence.

Now get out there
and twirl.

KIT: Whoo!
[ALL CHEERING]

Stop. Stop.

I don't deserve
your applause.

Kit, I never
did pageants.

I only learned
how to twirl

since I met you,

which was when
I crashed the food cart.

That's Crashy
McFoodcart?

How come everyone has
a cool nickname but me?

It's no excuse, but...

I like you, Kit.

And I was trying to
get you to like me, too.

You seem like
a really cool person.

and you deserve someone
who doesn't lie to you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, everyone.

Do it anyway.

What? Really?

Yeah.

You promised us
some twirling,

and we're all
sitting here, waiting.

So, twirl that baton.

It might not be pretty.

She said, do it
anyway, dude.

Do it! Do it!

ALL: [CHANTING]
Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it...
Okay, I'll do it.

But be warned,

I'm going full out.

Noah. Here.

I thought I had to
earn her.

You did.

[BEEPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, no.
Is he going for the Kirskanova?

He's a madman!

[MUSIC ENDS]
[ALL CHEERING]

That's right!

Make that
the Kirska-Noah.

Tadow!

That's my
little counselor.

The Kirskanova?

Noah, I just
have to say,

I might be the
greatest pageant coach

of all time.

Hey. Nice job up there.

Thanks.

Hey, I'm really sorry.

I feel terrible
for fooling you.

Noah, come on.
You never fooled me.

I didn't?
Of course not.

This second
I saw your soft,

un-callused hands

I knew you never twirled
a baton in your life.

They're like a baby's.

Okay. Well, I should
probably get going now.

It was nice meeting you.

Listen...

I'm not the biggest
fan of lying,

but you owned up to it.

And you kept your
promise to the kids.

So, how about we make

-a fresh start?
-Really?

Hi. I'm Kit.

And, hey,
aren't you that guy

that crashed
that food cart?

That's me.

Would you want to
have lunch in the cafeteria?

I promise
you won't have to

scrape it up
off the floor.

I'd like that.

Destiny, thank you,
for everything.

You made me
really proud today.

And when you
get back from lunch,

we can go over
my performance notes.

I saw a lot of
sloppy wrist out there.

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