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(wind howling)
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(bats chirping)
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(bubbling)
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(thunder booming)
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(crows cawing)
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(gentle music)
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(man groaning)
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What are you
guys talkin' about?
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(woman sighs)
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Really?
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So juicy, tell me more.
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(man groans)
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I just love my new
wardrobe Sarah,
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especially this.
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Don't you just love it Larnell?
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It's made out of all
locally grown fabric,
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hemp, naturally.
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It's the tops V, get it?
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Man even my jokes
are super lame now.
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Don't sweater it buddy,
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yarn not doing so bad.
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I gotta hand it to you V,
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you always seem to know how to
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look on the bright
side of things.
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Well I just do
what my daddy told me
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when I was running
for homecoming queen.
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Which was?
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Stick your tits out and smile.
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Sound advice,
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some knucks.
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And if I didn't
I'd go bat shit crazy
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and kill every sucker who
looked at me sideways.
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Oh.
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This is so boring.
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How long has it been anyway?
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Way long dude.
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According to my calculations
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it's been at least six months,
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see?
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Oh I sort of gave
up after a while.
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Do we have to be up here?
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It's no use,
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if it was triable
we've tried it.
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EeBe found out how
we escaped before
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and sealed up all
the rabbit holes.
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She has to have
an Achilles heel.
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Yeah, and a weak spot too.
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No I'm telling you girls,
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if it was triable
we've tried it.
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We're gonna be stuck in here
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for a long time.
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Nothing to look forward to,
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except Sarah's fall lineup.
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I do have something in mind
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that's gonna wow the critics.
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Maybe we should
talk to Rabbit,
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he's always helped us before.
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That kinky freak?
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He loves it in
here, he's got like
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Bong-holm Syndrome.
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He's loving every second of this
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incarceration.
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If we keep moping around here
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without motivation
then we're never gonna
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get outta here.
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I for one am running
out of sweater patterns.
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That does it,
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we have to find Rabbit
and figure our way out.
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There was that method
of reverse thinking
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that used to work.
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Like if you wanted out
you had to convince yourself
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that you wanted to stay?
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Yeah.
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Exactly, everything
was opposite.
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But you had to totally
clear your thoughts
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to get your mind in
that state of zen.
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And it's not as easy
to get your brain pan
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as empty as Rabbit's.
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What was that method
that Rabbit used
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last time to escape?
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Nothing Head, that's it,
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trademark and patent pending.
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Now if you kids would
just scoot along.
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I got some high pressure
business to take care of.
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(laughing)
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Ms. Dennet.
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Oh, right hand on green.
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Oh.
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(laughing)
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Oh.
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Occupied.
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[Rabbit] Oh, Funnel Mister.
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Not a problem pal.
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Let's play again.
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This is the best game ever.
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This is all they ever do.
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London Bridge is falling down,
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falling down, falling down.
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It's so degrading.
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I know.
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They never let me play.
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[Monster] Save some for me.
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Rabbit?
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[Monster] Yeah, yeah.
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Really gotta rap with you
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about something.
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Can't it wait?
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[Monster] Yeah.
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I'm in the middle of some
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high pressure competition here.
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(laughing)
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Come on Brosario Dawson,
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we gotta talk, now.
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Look, the girls
and I were talking,
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and we all decided
that enough is enough.
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We need to get outta
here and get back
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to our complicated, screwed up,
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kinda normal lives.
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And you are gonna pull up those
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training socks Rabbit,
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and help us out.
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We've been over
this 1,000 times.
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She's changed the
whole Bong World.
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She who must not be named...
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You mean E...
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Eh eh ay ay ay.
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Oh.
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If you say her name,
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she'll show up
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and harsh
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our marvelous mellow.
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(laughing)
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Come on dude.
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She's sealed up
all the rabbit holes.
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Sorry, I can't help ya.
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Don't you wanna
get out there and
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do what you do?
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Whatever you guys
wanna do, it's cool.
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Rabbit.
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Teach us the ways
of Nothing Head.
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I don't know.
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Come on dude.
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We're all just
wasting away in here.
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At least out there in
that cruel cruel world,
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we have a chance to one day...
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I got nothing.
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Please.
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Show us your hole.
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(laughing)
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(calm reggae music)
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* In the morning in the night
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* When I don't feel so right
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* Up through the misty haze
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* The green will
grind up my days
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* Cloud smoke to clear my mind
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* Just enough to hemp unwind
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* Everywhere I go I take it
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* Oh it's like I can't escape it
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* Only thing I need
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* Need green wicked weed
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* Every from the devil's seed
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* Fiending for it every day
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* You know I want that Mary Jane
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* Evil green wicked weed
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* You got a hold of me
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* Fiending for it every day
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* You know I want that Mary Jane
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* Light the fire
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* Spark the tree
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* Make it a part of me
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* Think of all the
life it breathes
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* Just growing from
those little seeds oh
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* I forget my smoke today
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* Work too hard, get home late
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* I just need a break
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* Or one more toke
that I can take
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* Only thing I need
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* Evil green wicked weed
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* Carried from the devil's seed
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* Fiending for it every day
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* You know I want that Mary Jane
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* Evil green wicked weed
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* You got a hold on me
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* Fiending for it every day
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* You know I want
that Mary Jane *
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(calm trumpet solo)
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* Oh evil green wicked weed
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* Carried from the devil's seed
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* Fiending for it every day
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* You know I want that Mary Jane
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* Evil green wicked weed
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* Carried from the devil's seed
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* Fiending for it every day
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* Know I want that Mary Jane
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* Evil green wicked weed
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Needless to say,
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the ways of Nothing Head
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are extremely dangerous
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and should not be used lightly
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or by amateurs.
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(man groans)
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It has taken years of
training to achieve
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nothing-ocity.
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Pay close attention.
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Should I be writing this down?
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You already failed.
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Writing would mean you
are doing something.
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Let all of that go,
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flush that something
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right out of your brain.
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(Rabbit gurgles)
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(snapping)
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And boom goes the dynamite.
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Nothing Head
achievement unlocked.
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But we've learned nothing.
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Be patient grasshopper.
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Did somebody say grass?
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(laughing)
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You did it man,
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that was full on Nothing Head.
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So talk to me boss,
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what'd you see?
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A way out of this place?
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Maybe some of her weaknesses?
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You guys are cutting
into some serious
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Twister time.
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Dude show some respect
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and keep it quiet,
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the master is at work here.
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You are the Nothing Head Ninja.
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Okay girls, give it a shot.
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(girls exhaling)
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What is this shit?
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(heavenly operatic music)
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Anything?
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I thought of a new way
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to crochet suspenders.
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I was thinking I could
use new suspenders.
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I'll make it yeah.
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Uh, did you find
your rabbit hole?
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That my friend is
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for the Poontang Tribe and
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they find it plenty.
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Not that you kinky freak.
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I'm talking about a
way out of this place.
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It's useless Larnell.
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Nothing Head senses
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no weaknesses in the Bong World.
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Her karate is strong.
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Who?
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EeBe, gosh dang it.
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I knew I could
get you to say it,
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you owe me a buck.
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One of you mother
fuckers call?
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Rabbit did, he misses you.
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I was smack dab
in the middle of
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plotting world domination,
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what the fuck does
your stupid mouth want?
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I, uh...
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Spit that dick
outta your mouth
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and say it.
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I made you something EeBe.
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[EeBe] Mm.
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It even has sleeves
for your tubes.
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Who the fuck's
gonna wear that shit?
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You could've at
least re-gifted it
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if you didn't like it.
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All you dumb asses
look like you're
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up to no damn good.
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No, no damn good at all.
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No damn good at all right girls?
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[Sarah] Mm hmm.
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Mm hmm, better
not not be up to
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no damn good if you
know what's good for ya.
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Well, EeBe, if we
were up to no damn good,
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would we, I don't know,
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find something good?
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You think you can trick me
279
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,440
into revealing my weaknesses?
280
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,942
Let me tell you
something white bread,
281
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,243
there are none.
282
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,012
They're gone like
Rabbit's pride.
283
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:52,846
Oh.
284
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,314
Told ya.
285
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,716
But while I have you
dopes standing around
286
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,951
with your mouths open,
287
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,319
I'm gonna get down to business.
288
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,054
The domination business.
289
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,923
Oh yeah, me first,
290
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,624
show me those titties.
291
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,193
You dumb shits,
292
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,460
not on your life.
293
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,696
I've grown tired of this place.
294
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:10,630
Boy howdy.
295
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,664
I've been thinking too small
296
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,266
all these years, the Bong World
297
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,368
isn't big enough to
contain my bad ass.
298
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,970
I tried to take over
the outside world
299
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,339
by conquering one
tiny domain at a time.
300
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,507
Here we go.
301
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,642
But now I'm
ready for a full on
302
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,145
full tilt boogie attack.
303
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,646
So what you gonna
open up a cupcake chain?
304
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,517
No shit-for-brains, I'm
gonna rule planet Earth.
305
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,885
I've got it all figured out,
306
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,787
and my accountant has
crunched the numbers.
307
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,655
I'll need some
seed money though,
308
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,557
and that's where you
mother fuckers come in.
309
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,826
[Girls] Why would we help you?
310
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,861
You don't have a
choice, that's why.
311
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,661
Well uh.
312
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,329
(Rabbit clears throat)
313
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,130
[EeBe] Mm?
314
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,097
How much seed money
315
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,365
are we talking about?
316
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,567
One million dollars.
317
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,838
(laughing)
318
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,239
That's a lot of dough.
319
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,506
Silence!
320
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,042
I'm gonna send you
outta the Bong World
321
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,477
and back into that shit
hole you call home.
322
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,480
But don't get any
funny fuckin' ideas.
323
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,950
I'll be watching
your every move.
324
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,551
You still under my control
325
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,119
and there's no escape.
326
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,955
You're gonna sell my magic weed
327
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,157
to all the stoner
mother fuckers out there
328
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,359
at an incredibly
fucked up price.
329
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,861
Once they get hooked on my weed,
330
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,595
they won't ever go back to that
331
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,330
skunk weed they've been smoking.
332
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,631
Once you got EeBe smack,
333
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,333
you don't go back.
334
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,035
You got 30 days to
give me my money,
335
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,404
and you bitches
better have my money!
336
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,472
What the what the?
337
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,908
30 days, dude that's impossible.
338
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,343
Make it happen mother fucker.
339
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,179
I've already set
up the location.
340
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,814
I'll be watching you.
341
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,752
(Larnell sighs)
342
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,455
(Rabbit breathing heavily)
343
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,224
We got this right guys?
344
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,625
I don't know Larnell,
345
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,860
30 days.
346
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:51,531
Million bucks is a
lot of smack-aroos.
347
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,966
Oh come on dude,
348
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,734
get on my level for this.
349
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,636
We've done it before right?
350
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,038
You, me, the girls.
351
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,373
One team one dream right guys?
352
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,541
Yeah.
353
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,143
No jail can hold us for long.
354
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,412
Yeah, we're gonna nail her
355
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,081
stupid thing to the thing.
356
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,350
Nice try sweetie.
357
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,684
Thanks.
358
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,486
That reminds me,
359
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,088
the bitches stay here with me.
360
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,189
Say what?
361
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,059
Call it insurance.
362
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,627
No time to be playing grab ass
363
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,895
on my dime.
364
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:22,829
No way.
365
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,431
Oh yes way, I have something
366
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,299
special in store
for you bitches.
367
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,534
Like what?
368
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,036
I've had a secret
weapon locked away
369
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,404
for a real long time, and
I'm about to unleash it.
370
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,839
I don't like
the sound of this.
371
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,640
Me neither.
372
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,643
Prepare yourself for,
373
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,046
the Poonishers.
374
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,950
(heavenly operatic music)
375
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,252
(fire exploding)
376
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,789
What in the name of?
377
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,993
(upbeat tribal music)
378
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,332
My god.
379
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,272
You sure we can't hang around
380
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,340
for just a little while longer?
381
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,608
Careful prudes,
382
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,110
they've been known to
chew right on through
383
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,379
chastity belts.
384
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,548
(upbeat tribal music)
385
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,019
So ew.
386
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,221
Total ew.
387
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,723
The Poonishers don't care
388
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,992
if your carpet is clean,
389
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,194
they're gonna munch it anyway.
390
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,695
Look at those taters.
391
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,898
You limp dicks better
get your asses gone,
392
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,501
time is my money.
393
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,802
(whip cracks)
394
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,939
I wanna stay with you.
395
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,408
Totally sucks dude.
396
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,609
You heard the
397
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,477
dirty old weed bag.
398
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,446
Time is ticking.
399
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,814
You really gonna do this?
400
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,516
We have no choice.
401
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,851
Sarah, if I'm going
back into business,
402
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,854
I need to look like
I mean business,
403
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,323
what do you got?
404
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,427
I just put the
finishing touches
405
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,928
on this.
406
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,364
Here, oh and and...
407
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,435
This is for you Ginger.
408
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,170
I like.
409
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,938
I made a little
karate outfit for you.
410
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,540
Ha-cha-cha.
411
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,109
You've been holding
out Betsy Ross.
412
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,577
Away team,
413
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,912
ready yourselves.
414
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,114
(Rabbit inhaling)
415
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,349
All right dude.
416
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,717
Weed us up Scotty!
417
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,986
(laser effect)
418
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,524
Do you think
they're gonna save us?
419
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,460
We're screwed.
420
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,696
(calm reggae music)
421
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,705
(skateboard rolling)
422
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,049
(laser effect)
423
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,320
Whoa.
424
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,190
Check out all this cool stuff.
425
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,559
There's a crowbar in my pants.
426
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,228
More like a thimble.
427
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,166
Oh, dude look at
all the little EeBes.
428
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,936
And check out you
two kinky freaks.
429
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,771
Yeah, I look good.
430
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,939
How'd you change your clothes?
431
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,908
Anything is possible
once you master
432
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,376
the world of
433
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,778
Nothing Head.
434
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,315
Well you'd be right
if changing your clothes
435
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,650
could get us out of this mess.
436
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,385
So far Nothing Head
has been nothing
437
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,387
but a big fat nothing.
438
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,223
Really Larnell?
439
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,590
Really?
440
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,791
Seriously?
441
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,360
Put yourself in
check Bernie Sanders.
442
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,828
Calm down fellas.
443
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,164
No need to be at
each other's throats,
444
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,798
get a load of this joint.
445
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,836
Yeah, I got to admit,
446
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,804
this place is pretty sick.
447
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,306
A lot better than that shit hole
448
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,874
I used to run.
449
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,910
I find this
environment conducive to
450
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,313
Nothing Head.
451
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,548
Well you better
find it conducive
452
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,283
to selling a shit
load of weed Rabbit,
453
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,684
or else those Poonishers
454
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,320
gonna be making a box
lunch out of the girls.
455
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,888
If you know what I mean.
456
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,123
Rabbit knows this.
457
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,724
And Rabbit knows
458
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,760
much more.
459
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,462
Yeah and what else
does Rabbit know?
460
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,631
There's a shit
load of weed in here
461
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,367
and Rabbit's gonna grab it.
462
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,369
(laughing)
463
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,306
(Ginger grunting)
464
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,411
Mind if I cut in?
465
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,779
You'd be rude not to.
466
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,048
(calm reggae music)
467
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,587
(bong bubbling)
468
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,390
You are such a
weird little animal.
469
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,526
(bong bubbling)
470
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,462
(Ginger coughing)
471
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,864
Dude, that was an epic bong rip.
472
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,633
I love your work.
473
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,134
Pass the baton,
474
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,903
daddy wants to play.
475
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,207
(lighter flicks)
476
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:05,778
(bong bubbling)
477
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,354
I am a child on
Christmas right now.
478
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,857
This is so wrong I don't
ever wanna be right.
479
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,959
Jeez, thanks for
sharing your high buddy.
480
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,830
So, should we continue
the nipple tour?
481
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,266
Lead the way my liege.
482
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:30,503
(upbeat music)
483
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,246
(serene music)
484
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,214
Get a load of these digs.
485
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,750
It is as in my vision.
486
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,852
Cut the crap Caitlyn Jenner.
487
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,120
Your visions are just
a bunch of brain farts.
488
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,092
Shut the french toast.
489
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,161
Check out the sacred
plant right there.
490
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,598
Look at all that sacred plant.
491
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,701
That's the money maker dude.
492
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,238
This shit is better
than the other shit.
493
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,172
EeBe would never know
494
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,574
if some was missing.
495
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,309
I don't know dude.
496
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,411
And that right there,
497
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,179
that's probably for
the queen bitch's
498
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,814
eventual arrival.
499
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,349
Get the common man used to her
500
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,050
eventual overlord dude.
501
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,520
And besides a love
letter to her ego,
502
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,323
what do you think
those bad boys are for?
503
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,027
We shall pack them with weed
504
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,397
and give them to the customer.
505
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,966
In accordance to prophecy.
506
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,104
I bet a brown paper bag
is way more efficient.
507
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,472
Actually it's
probably how she's
508
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,841
gonna keep tabs on sales.
509
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,209
Every time you take one down
510
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,546
from the shelf, she'll feel it.
511
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,683
That will be half a
million smack-aroos sir.
512
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,385
Well check's in the mail.
513
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,020
Seriously?
514
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,855
No dude this is
totally stupid.
515
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,391
No, seriously, is
the check in the mail?
516
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,927
'Cause we're gonna need
all the cash we can get.
517
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,762
I'm gonna get high.
518
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:07,600
(calm music)
519
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,504
Hey cinnamon buns,
how's it goin'?
520
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:15,207
Good, hey Phoebe, I
got a little situation
521
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,009
down here, was wondering if
522
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,646
you could help an
older cooler out.
523
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,980
Really?
524
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,281
That's sweet!
525
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,516
Fast as you can,
526
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,853
and oh, dress for
success will ya?
527
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,988
See you in a bit.
528
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:34,093
Oh, look-ee here.
529
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,063
Come on Rabbit,
we don't have time
530
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,598
to play with toys dude.
531
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,333
We gotta get out of this mess.
532
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,834
Get out of EeBe's grasp.
533
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,636
And dude, who knows
what the Poonishers
534
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,205
are doing with the
girls right now.
535
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,342
(machine spraying)
536
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,746
Ya know, I wonder
what the Poonishers
537
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,115
are doing with the
girls right now.
538
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,017
That's the spirit Larnell,
539
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,686
positive thinking.
540
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,721
I wish I had your
mindset right now,
541
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,657
'cause I'm really freaked
the hell out, I...
542
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,661
Get on my level bro.
543
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,730
Climb the ladder
of life with me.
544
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,701
I'm higher than Jesus right now.
545
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,536
Achievement unlocked.
546
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,939
I love you man.
547
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,841
Ditto bro.
548
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,176
(laughing)
549
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,379
How long does this last again?
550
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,247
Sometimes too long.
551
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,449
(laughing)
552
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,683
(bell ringing)
553
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,951
Is that the door?
554
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,554
Build it and they shall come.
555
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,723
Onward.
556
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:40,560
(calm hip hop music)
557
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,228
Phoebe!
558
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,295
(Phoebe giggles)
559
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,397
Hey Chief.
560
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,632
What brings you here?
561
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,266
Well, Gingie and
I exchanged numbers
562
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,535
at the bowling alley.
563
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,169
He said he needed help and
564
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,804
I need a job.
565
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,974
Well, but you're
still wearing your
566
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,876
Gutter Slut shirt.
567
00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,112
The bowling alley is closed.
568
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,681
I know, I've been
squatting in it
569
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,249
'cause they haven't
bull dozed it yet.
570
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,484
Real talk Phoebs,
571
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,085
we can't afford to
pay ya anything.
572
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:10,189
That's okay, I kinda just
need a new place to stay.
573
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,024
The rats keep eating my food
574
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,693
and stealing my makeup.
575
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:14,694
Welcome aboard.
576
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,230
Wait wait wait wait wait,
577
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,132
Phoebe, remember our
578
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,301
dress code?
579
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,737
In accordance with prophecy.
580
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,406
Duh boss.
581
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,542
Oh jeez, I paid
good money for 'em,
582
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,277
show 'em off.
583
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,945
(Rabbit breathing heavily)
584
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,681
(Larnell gasping)
585
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,884
Oh I remember you're
586
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:40,386
a serious actress and
587
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,955
don't wanna get naked.
588
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,125
Well, Rabbit bestows on you his
589
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,028
semi-approval.
590
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,563
Thank you Rabbit,
591
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,398
I mean Chief.
592
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,200
Hey guys, I haven't
checked the location yet,
593
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,235
but if we're anywhere
but San Fran,
594
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,738
we are gonna make a killin'.
595
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,507
Now, go out there and
596
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:03,743
find some discerning customers.
597
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:07,313
Or anybody that
wants to get high.
598
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,048
You got it.
599
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,383
(laughing)
600
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,719
I hope so 'cause
Rabbit wanna grab it.
601
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,954
Up top, ring the bell.
602
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,122
Boom.
603
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:21,127
(calm music)
604
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,998
We're doomed if
this doesn't pick up.
605
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,034
I don't know what
we're doing wrong man.
606
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,102
You're not
selling enough shit.
607
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,904
I wish someone
would send me a sign.
608
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,080
(bell rings)
609
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,417
(Larnell yelps)
610
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,456
Holy sagging nut sack,
611
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:51,958
gramps?
612
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,960
Take back the sign universe.
613
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,795
It's been years.
614
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:57,797
Should we hug or somethin'?
615
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,999
I knew I'd find you here.
616
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,834
You inebriated imbecile.
617
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,036
Always with the kind words,
618
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,038
you cunning linguist.
619
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,373
Should we hug it out?
620
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,075
You keep your
semen-soaked clothes
621
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,777
off of my person.
622
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,479
It's been years dude,
623
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,248
got to admit,
looking pretty good.
624
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,450
The proper word is well hmm?
625
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,052
And you look like something
626
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,555
a raccoon shat out
after Halloween.
627
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,223
Awesome.
628
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,192
And of course I'm looking well
629
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,127
because I'm doing well.
630
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,997
Since our fortuitous farewell,
631
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:34,667
I've refocused my
energies on the positive.
632
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,070
Good people doing good things.
633
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:41,473
Gone are the muckrakers
and sewer denizens,
634
00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:43,810
ergo, you.
635
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,377
Cut the shit gramps,
636
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,747
you're an old school
pothead charlatan
637
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,115
who threw everyone under the bus
638
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,583
just to get ahead.
639
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,852
I was dragged into those
unsavory shenanigans.
640
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:56,022
By you and your cock
fondling cohorts.
641
00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:57,123
Give me a break gramps.
642
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,190
Never.
643
00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,092
Huh, look at you.
644
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,629
Still wallowing in your squalor,
645
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,731
and delving in dubious acts
646
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:08,434
like a pulsating boil
on a viper's vagina.
647
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,704
Wow, that's actually
a very creative insult.
648
00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,773
So what'd you stop
by here for gramps?
649
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,074
You need money?
650
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,943
We were walking by,
651
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,545
philosophizing the future,
652
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:22,114
when I suddenly smelled
653
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:25,517
the stench of desperation.
654
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,888
Huh, I wanted to show
him the other side,
655
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,590
what lies beneath
the toilet of course.
656
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,627
And of course I find you here,
657
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,296
you tenebres corn turd.
658
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:40,366
And who is this?
659
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:42,234
What scam are you
pulling him on?
660
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,871
This?
661
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,306
This fine young man
662
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,607
is one who should be
663
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:52,745
lorded for being
everything you are not.
664
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,046
Oh?
665
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:55,547
Hard working.
666
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:56,983
Top of his class.
667
00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:59,886
Ivy League, no doubt.
668
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:03,189
Chivalrous and dedicated
to changing the world
669
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,692
through future technologies.
670
00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:09,561
Meet Jeff, Esquire.
671
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,731
The pleasure is all yours.
672
00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:14,734
Your half brother.
673
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,403
Say what the fuck?
674
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,205
Gramps I don't have a brother.
675
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,741
A long-guarded family secret.
676
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:25,477
I suppose to keep your
infantile feelings in order,
677
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,680
you know, you're a
thumb sucking stain
678
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,915
on humanity.
679
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,983
So how did this happen?
680
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,819
How did it happen?
681
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:36,088
Huh, there's no
time to educate you
682
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,190
on the doings between
man and woman.
683
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,893
So different fathers?
684
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,896
Jeff here is from solid solid
685
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,631
seed stock.
686
00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:48,000
You are the drippings
from under the
687
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,069
titty bar table.
688
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,604
That's harsh.
689
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,174
Jeff, ah,
690
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,343
Jeff has made quite
a name for himself
691
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,045
in the world of technology.
692
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,948
Streaming entertainment
to billions of homes
693
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,116
with the click of a button.
694
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,752
I'm kind of a thing.
695
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,086
Yeah.
696
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,288
Well you know Jeff, I
do do a little acting
697
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,256
on the side.
698
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,991
(grandpa laughing)
699
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:14,961
Ah yes, long
live the thespian.
700
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,695
(laughing)
701
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,597
It's what I do.
702
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,199
How did that work
out for you eh?
703
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,903
You mewling meat bag,
704
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,204
not so much an actor
705
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,873
as a line reader
706
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,507
parroting for peanuts
707
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:32,011
with delusions of grandeur.
708
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:35,014
I've actually done
quite a few parts.
709
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:38,584
Oh, I recall, I recall yes.
710
00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:39,952
Preening around like you
711
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,587
were the cock of the walk
712
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:42,755
making demands.
713
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,590
Shaving your taint,
714
00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,793
turning away opportunities while
715
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:49,962
waiting for the big time, huh?
716
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,197
(laughing)
717
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,332
Hey, that chick from
the Titanic was like 90.
718
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,401
It's a marathon not
a sprint gramps,
719
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,869
just gotta believe.
720
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,270
(laughing)
721
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,373
And manatees could
fly out my dick hole.
722
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:04,576
Look at your wasted self now.
723
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,279
Clambering for pennies while
724
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,681
still thinking
you're above it all.
725
00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:12,484
Like I said, it can happen.
726
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:13,953
Indeed.
727
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,488
So is there a
point to all this?
728
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,791
The point is,
you're a festering
729
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:22,361
canker sore on the dick of life.
730
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:23,195
Oh.
731
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,196
Shall we?
732
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,397
We shall.
733
00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:28,100
I bid you adieu.
734
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,372
(bell ringing)
735
00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:40,346
I gotta hit the bong, STAT.
736
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,849
He got you bro.
737
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,684
(bong bubbling)
738
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,458
Dick.
739
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,296
Oh wait, here's
some rubes now.
740
00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:01,400
Tell you what, take
a gander at this joint.
741
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,369
Classy as shit I tell ya.
742
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:06,305
Oh-ee, I should've
worn clean underwear,
743
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,307
I tell you what
the fuck is that?
744
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,708
Eat me, ah.
745
00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,310
Can I get something
for you guys?
746
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,478
Doctor perhaps?
747
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,180
Dr. Feelgood I tell ya.
748
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,448
You can call Dr.
Feel-friggin-awesome
749
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:17,516
while you're at it I tell.
750
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,618
Ah, I.
751
00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,487
Are you looking
to procure some
752
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,922
medicinal herb?
753
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:26,058
I'll tell ya what we want.
754
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,426
You tell 'em what we want,
755
00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,694
what we really really want.
756
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,163
We wanna get fucked up,
757
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,032
real bad.
758
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,400
You told 'em what I tell ya.
759
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,035
Yeah we can do that.
760
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,672
You tell me what
and I'll tell ya,
761
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,674
if you catch my drift.
762
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,510
Tell it.
763
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,145
I'm not sure.
764
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:50,282
How god damn much
I tell you what?
765
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:51,250
I don't like to
judge something
766
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:52,618
based on how it looks,
767
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,621
but how much money we
talking about here?
768
00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:57,189
Ah.
769
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,561
Hoo-ee.
770
00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:07,266
Gonna be a party
tonight I tell ya.
771
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,667
Sorry guys but we just can't
772
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,802
give away our
product around here.
773
00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,171
It's of the finest quality,
774
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,240
and you won't regret
your purchase.
775
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,808
This, it's not enough
to get in the game.
776
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:19,645
You don't tell.
777
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:20,546
Not sure.
778
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,548
Tell ya don't.
779
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:25,151
Let me tell you,
this fine specimen
780
00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,153
is out there working her ass off
781
00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:30,489
on that corner from
sun-up to sun-up,
782
00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,690
and you're saying
783
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:34,260
this fine little moolah maker
784
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,362
ain't making enough moolah?
785
00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:39,231
Tell you what, I
done bit in there.
786
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,169
Tell you what.
787
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,871
Not sure I catch the
business end of your operation.
788
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:48,407
Oh, show him
your business end.
789
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,308
(woman grunts)
790
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,977
Show it.
791
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:52,511
I tell you what.
792
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,345
Oh.
793
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,014
Kapow.
794
00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:55,948
Look we're not in the market
795
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,483
to turn away customers,
796
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,618
but maybe you come back
with a little more jingle
797
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,587
in your pocket,
and Rabbit and I,
798
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,555
we can prescribe
you a special brand
799
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:04,957
of magic.
800
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,226
Well I never I tell ya,
801
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,428
hard working woman
does an honest nickel
802
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,697
a trick, tell you what.
803
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,265
And it don't get you no further?
804
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,233
You fuckers!
805
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,301
Yeah.
806
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:18,370
Tell you what,
807
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,172
tell you what, I'll
help you with something
808
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,840
with the rougher one.
809
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,042
(bell rings)
810
00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,311
Tell you what,
811
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,847
y'all can go straight to tell.
812
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:34,053
(thunder booming)
813
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:40,526
(screaming)
814
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:48,167
(tense music)
815
00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:00,946
(explosion booms)
816
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,224
Hoo hoo hoo, mm, you
bitches gonna like this.
817
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:13,559
No we won't.
818
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,494
Probably won't
819
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,563
Mm.
820
00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,933
(laughing)
821
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:26,472
(creepy music)
822
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,607
(bell rings)
823
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,282
Pardon me but which one of you
824
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:40,652
is the proprietor of
this establishment?
825
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:41,887
That would be I.
826
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:42,821
He means me.
827
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,390
Since there is no clear
828
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,725
decision on who
the big bacon is,
829
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,360
I am gonna be
directing my squeal.
830
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,561
(laughing)
831
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,931
My spiel to Old McDonald here.
832
00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,366
Thank you.
833
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,468
You find yourself in the
834
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,870
presence of...
835
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,406
Hambo.
836
00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:02,141
My reputation precedes me.
837
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,310
I'm as flattered
838
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,545
as a pig with lipstick.
839
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,847
And this here,
840
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,717
grade A piece of prime is...
841
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,785
Piggy Suey, I watch the show,
842
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,221
pleased to meet you both.
843
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,888
The pleasure's all swine.
844
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,390
We've met.
845
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,159
Remember, the bowling alley?
846
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,528
Are you with him now?
847
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,696
It's just a gig sugar dick.
848
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,233
Pardon me if I have
manure for brains,
849
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:30,502
but I've scammed so
many people since then.
850
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:32,003
(chuckling)
851
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,106
Remember, lots of boobies?
852
00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,974
Free beer.
853
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:38,244
We made you a ton of cash.
854
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:41,413
I do recall a teet
855
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,514
or two.
856
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:46,084
And I never forget a free brew.
857
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,953
We aren't buying today,
858
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:48,687
we can't.
859
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:49,921
Nope.
860
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,190
No sir, I'm not
selling anything
861
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,024
but opportunity here.
862
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,093
Then what's with
all the merch?
863
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,730
(heavenly operatic music)
864
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,866
Badass Dolls,
collect them all,
865
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,801
or look like a piece of shit.
866
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,303
Right you are Piggy Suey,
867
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:07,038
this is an opportunity,
and today only,
868
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:09,408
to get in on the ground floor
869
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,642
of something bigger
870
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,279
than blue ribbon
winning Hog Balls.
871
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,713
Hold on hacksaw,
872
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,348
isn't this the same ground floor
873
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:19,151
that you've been trying to
pimp us out on for years?
874
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:22,321
We have recently
procured a website domain
875
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,123
for these high end collectibles.
876
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,759
Dude they're so old
they look like antiques.
877
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,528
Whatever sells bub.
878
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,597
Why don't you tell them
879
00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:33,232
where they can get these
880
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,701
badass Badass Dolls Piggy?
881
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:39,605
www.badassdolls.com.
882
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,407
Like Old McCockled said,
883
00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:42,874
we're not buying today.
884
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:43,942
Isn't that right Rabbit?
885
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:47,346
(Rabbit inhales)
886
00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,350
Is that fella
gonna be all right?
887
00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,018
Give him a minute.
888
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:01,092
Nothing Head has spoken.
889
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,494
Go on.
890
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,862
You shoot a commercial for us
891
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,964
and we can allocate some space
892
00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,166
for you to share your wares.
893
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,835
These aren't wares,
894
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,170
these are the futuristicals
895
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,972
of the futuristic.
896
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:17,409
(heavenly choir)
897
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,677
I must say,
898
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,314
a couple of 'em are badass.
899
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:23,449
Dolls.
900
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,516
Duh.
901
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,784
God.
902
00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,118
We have a barn
load of followers on
903
00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:28,787
Twitter, Facebook,
904
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,589
and of course Oinker.
905
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:31,823
Take it or leave it.
906
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:32,958
When do we start?
907
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,526
Right now.
908
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,295
I got my camera
crew right outside.
909
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,997
(squealing)
910
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,732
Good up here,
911
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,000
whoa.
912
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,971
(laughing)
913
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:50,342
I frame you.
914
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,177
I can view your soul
915
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,845
with a viewfinder.
916
00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:55,314
What in the name
of Don Cheedle
917
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:56,948
is going on right now?
918
00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,183
What you're looking at is your
919
00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:00,652
original inspiration
for the Badass Dolls.
920
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,921
(laughing)
921
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,724
It's exactly what
I was looking for.
922
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:07,993
(sparkling)
923
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,100
[Voiceover] BadassDolls.com.
924
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:20,005
He's also one of the most
925
00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,941
sought after action
directors in the world.
926
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:23,675
What?
927
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,311
Action!
928
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,678
More!
929
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,113
Yes.
930
00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:30,048
Uh, this is a joke right?
931
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:31,650
Cut.
932
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,852
Fuck you!
933
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,987
Speed.
934
00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:38,890
Got any ideas for this?
935
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:45,631
(intense hip hop music)
936
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:54,540
(thunder booming)
937
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,874
Any minute now
938
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,276
our knights in shining
939
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,011
cargo shorts are gonna come and
940
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,046
save the day.
941
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,514
They can take their time.
942
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:05,283
Woo, starting to enjoy this.
943
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,487
So you're taking the whole
pyramid route with this?
944
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,988
Oh, I suppose so.
945
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,858
Okay then so am I.
946
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:15,361
Use your teeth.
947
00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:16,662
Kinky.
948
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,365
On the ropes you dope,
949
00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:20,399
what is wrong with you?
950
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:21,900
Hurry up.
951
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,436
Oh my god oh my god.
952
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,572
Got it, turn around.
953
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,807
Yeah okay.
954
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,076
Do you think they
raised the money yet?
955
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,478
I sure hope so,
956
00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,245
they better not be
screwing around up there.
957
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,814
I have faith in them.
958
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,082
That makes one of us.
959
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,789
Whoa her boobs.
960
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,325
If you're looking for weed,
961
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,294
grass, kush, pooch,
962
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:50,962
stems, chemicals,
963
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,831
stink or skunk
964
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,468
go to one of our
lousy competitors,
965
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,103
but if you're looking for the
966
00:38:58,103 --> 00:38:59,738
finest of the fine,
967
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:03,308
visit EbEe's Magical
Weed Dispensary.
968
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,311
'Cause we have the
finest in town.
969
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:08,013
It's totally great shit.
970
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,848
Don't be drab and dreary,
971
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,784
visit EbEe's Magical
Weed Dispensary
972
00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,486
and get cheery.
973
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,055
It's the happiest shit.
974
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,058
Credit cards and tray
strictly unacceptable,
975
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,326
we give you
976
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,462
big kush, you give us
977
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,163
big cash.
978
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,132
And if you're on the fence.
979
00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:29,067
Then you're a total loser.
980
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,669
We have this.
981
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:35,741
(calm music)
982
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,677
(laughing)
983
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,179
Free shows daily.
984
00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,051
Think it'll work?
985
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,253
Come they must,
986
00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,855
or we're in deep shit.
987
00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:50,789
Yeah.
988
00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,491
They're in every hot market,
989
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,360
they'll be coming
in so hot and heavy,
990
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,629
you'll have to herd them.
991
00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:58,930
You know I got this connection
992
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,832
down at Killjoy Psycho Circus,
993
00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,502
I'm gonna make a phone call
and get this on the air.
994
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,772
His pigs left the
995
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,106
pen again.
996
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,981
Hey Hambo.
997
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,216
Have you ever thought about
998
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:20,385
doing one of them yourself?
999
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:22,320
I milk my tail
1000
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,123
once a day thank you very much.
1001
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,357
(laughing)
1002
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:27,959
I meant, have you
ever thought about
1003
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,029
making a Badass
Doll of yourself.
1004
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:35,033
Mm, that's a great idea.
1005
00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,602
Not too sloppy,
1006
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,470
not too sloppy at all.
1007
00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,971
Here you go.
1008
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:43,241
(goofy music)
1009
00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:50,048
[Voiceover] Hambo is so fine,
1010
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,983
and Hambo is a swine.
1011
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:56,421
[Voiceover] BadassDolls.com.
1012
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,490
I'd buy one.
1013
00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:59,491
Well that just earned you
1014
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,291
a few porks.
1015
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,660
(laughing)
1016
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,561
Perks?
1017
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,262
I know what I said.
1018
00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:08,133
(upbeat electronic music)
1019
00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:11,269
(bell ringing)
1020
00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,410
Oh dang.
1021
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,217
Touch nothing,
1022
00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:27,753
Butt Pirate.
1023
00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:30,388
David will tell you
when to touch things,
1024
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,456
all right?
1025
00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:34,259
Get a load of these sows.
1026
00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,828
Someone got a promotion.
1027
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:41,099
(man groaning)
1028
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,334
This guy is gonna
make me so much bread.
1029
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,003
(laughing)
1030
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,538
Selfie.
1031
00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,707
(camera snaps)
1032
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:52,978
(heavenly choir)
1033
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:55,881
[Voiceover] BadassDolls.com.
1034
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,917
(laughing)
1035
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:01,419
Oh yeah.
1036
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:02,654
Oh.
1037
00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:04,790
I'm outta here,
1038
00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,224
good luck guys.
1039
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,826
(laughing)
1040
00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,728
Help you guys?
1041
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:11,797
Yeah, what is this place?
1042
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:15,033
EeBe's Magical
Weed Dispensary.
1043
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,434
Check the address
again please.
1044
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:17,803
[Man] Check the address again,
1045
00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:19,871
quick quick quick quick.
1046
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,707
[Man] Here you go.
1047
00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,174
This is the place.
1048
00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,711
Clearly it is not.
1049
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,846
Looking for a movie location?
1050
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:32,017
[Man] Easy Butt Pirate.
1051
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:33,218
Well we shot a
movie this morning,
1052
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,220
it's called Eleanor
Roosevelt Versus
1053
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,454
The Loch Ness Monster.
1054
00:42:36,454 --> 00:42:37,856
We edited it in the afternoon,
1055
00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:39,357
and distributed it in
the late afternoon,
1056
00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:41,059
it's now available at
grocery stores nationwide
1057
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,728
in the Hot Pockets aisle.
1058
00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:43,829
That was fast.
1059
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:44,763
Well not that fast,
1060
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,231
I only scheduled 17 minutes
1061
00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:48,199
for a wrap party, we're
obviously in the wrong spot.
1062
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:50,168
So where's the cast and crew?
1063
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,369
Hello.
1064
00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:54,806
Oh.
1065
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:58,777
Calm down Butt Pirate,
1066
00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,746
for the love of DaVid.
1067
00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:01,947
I usually don't work in such a
1068
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,015
large scale production,
but when it comes to
1069
00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:06,818
Eleanor Roosevelt, the
story must be told.
1070
00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:08,654
Respect.
1071
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,789
Fellas, you came
to the right place
1072
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,490
at the right time.
1073
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,293
And, we have party favors.
1074
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,062
Oh my.
1075
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,664
Well hurry up because
we have a movie to make
1076
00:43:18,664 --> 00:43:19,698
this afternoon.
1077
00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:21,166
Did I mention that we have a
1078
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,602
great location in the back room
1079
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,772
with all of the amenities.
1080
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:29,675
You had me at back room.
1081
00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:31,609
(upbeat electronic music)
1082
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,011
He's right it has
all the amenities.
1083
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,579
Shoot your movie here guys.
1084
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:37,749
All I require is
a small deposit.
1085
00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:39,918
When are we due at
the next location?
1086
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,787
[Man] When are we due
at the next location?
1087
00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:47,926
Two hours Little Dave.
1088
00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:49,895
Two hours, Big Dave.
1089
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,029
Perfect.
1090
00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,764
Sir you have yourself a deal.
1091
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:55,834
David, start writing
the script now,
1092
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,903
and Butt Pirate, you
better have those
1093
00:43:57,903 --> 00:44:00,271
blue Speedos under
those booty shorts.
1094
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,741
Didn't know I was
supposed to get dolled up.
1095
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:05,210
Well get into character honey,
1096
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,812
because we're gonna be
shooting this fucker,
1097
00:44:06,812 --> 00:44:08,313
chop chop everyone.
1098
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,481
Up up up up up, the deposit.
1099
00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:14,485
(upbeat electronic music)
1100
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,855
[Voiceover] That's
a lot of bread.
1101
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:18,356
You're gonna be a big star.
1102
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:28,266
(gentle music)
1103
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:32,470
(Ginger grunting)
1104
00:44:39,878 --> 00:44:43,248
(woman moaning)
1105
00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,586
What's wrong Candy?
1106
00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:49,788
Too sweet?
1107
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,757
Nothing Gingie,
1108
00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:54,092
it's not you it's me.
1109
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:55,894
Oh!
1110
00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,863
Stab it Uga.
1111
00:44:57,863 --> 00:44:59,798
(Uga grunting)
1112
00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:02,667
Yeah Uga, stab it,
1113
00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:04,269
stab it good.
1114
00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,637
(Ginger screaming)
1115
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,307
Bad dream dude?
1116
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,177
Oh man, the worst.
1117
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,083
Dude, I can't believe
how well this is going.
1118
00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:20,518
Little EeBes are flying
off the shelf man.
1119
00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:22,253
Hate to admit it
but I'm super proud
1120
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:23,955
of our business plan dude.
1121
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:26,191
Got me feeling like a Kardashian
1122
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:28,593
at a BET party.
1123
00:45:28,593 --> 00:45:31,296
What about you Rabbit?
1124
00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:34,232
Oh dude the swami is out again.
1125
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,602
(Rabbit coughing)
1126
00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:39,938
That was amazing.
1127
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,074
Dude I'm not sure what a
million bucks looks like,
1128
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,911
but I still don't think
this is quite enough.
1129
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:49,247
Oh, ye of little
faith and pecker.
1130
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,249
We'll make it.
1131
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,219
Don't worry, has Rabbit
ever let you down?
1132
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:56,154
Almost every single time.
1133
00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:58,323
That hurts.
1134
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:02,293
I said almost,
1135
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,594
there were a few times where you
1136
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,696
pulled through
for us in the end.
1137
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,499
My dad always said
I was good at pulling.
1138
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:10,268
Look, we gotta
reach our goal man.
1139
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,870
Nothing Head dictates
1140
00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:14,239
the observance of the goal
1141
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,207
is before your eyes.
1142
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,476
You must
1143
00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,678
envision it.
1144
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,448
Are you envisioning?
1145
00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,483
Thanks for showing
me your way dude.
1146
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,052
Don't mention it,
1147
00:46:27,052 --> 00:46:29,888
now you must reach for the goal.
1148
00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:33,391
(calm music)
1149
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,296
[Larnell] Then what?
1150
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,099
Then manipulate
your surroundings
1151
00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:44,802
so there's nothing but goal.
1152
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,072
(calm music)
1153
00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:49,440
Feel the goal, right there.
1154
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,110
(snorting)
1155
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,881
Are you feeling it?
1156
00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:57,048
(laughing)
1157
00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:58,483
Oh yeah.
1158
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,085
Rabbit's gonna grab it.
1159
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,452
Come on, cut the shit dude,
1160
00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:03,054
we gotta get some money here.
1161
00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,622
Sarah and V are
counting on us bro.
1162
00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:07,525
Stop being such a worry turd.
1163
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:09,660
This shit is primo,
1164
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,729
people are coming
from high and low
1165
00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:13,298
to buy this stuff.
1166
00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:17,168
You have to admit it's
the best weed ever.
1167
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,569
It is dude,
1168
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,705
but it's when she sucks
you into her Bong World
1169
00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:22,974
and finger bangs your soul.
1170
00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,576
That is a high price
to pay my friend.
1171
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:27,612
High price is the key.
1172
00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:29,680
I am not a big fan of
1173
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,217
sending people to
their imminent doom,
1174
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:35,921
but we'll cross that police
staple when we get to it.
1175
00:47:35,921 --> 00:47:37,989
We must free our friends,
1176
00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:39,790
and ourselves,
1177
00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,894
then we can free the world.
1178
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:45,196
Dude, that was super nice,
1179
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,898
do you really feel that way.
1180
00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,233
I have to, otherwise
1181
00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:51,702
my shorts would be
a fudge factory.
1182
00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:57,408
(calm reggae music)
1183
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,110
[Voiceover] Hey, you
ever played Twister?
1184
00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:00,178
No but
1185
00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:01,812
I've played Hurricane.
1186
00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,614
How does that one go?
1187
00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:06,151
You just blow really hard.
1188
00:48:06,151 --> 00:48:08,753
Yeah oh let's play.
1189
00:48:08,753 --> 00:48:10,421
(laughing)
1190
00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:12,823
(bell rings)
1191
00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:19,497
Can I help you guys?
1192
00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:21,766
Maybe you need help.
1193
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,402
Yeah, we help ourselves.
1194
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,371
Right, not in this store.
1195
00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:28,139
[Tall Man] Says who?
1196
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:30,375
Says him.
1197
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:33,078
Oh jeez, this is
upsetting my filly.
1198
00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:35,213
What up Puff Pastry Daddy?
1199
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,448
Top of the morning
to you pal-o.
1200
00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:38,984
Hey, check it out,
1201
00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:41,719
he's like a leprechaun
or some shit.
1202
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,554
Where's your
1203
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:46,491
funny colored eggs, leprechaun?
1204
00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:48,059
(laughing)
1205
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:49,527
High five dude.
1206
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:51,862
All right, are you guys
gonna buy anything or?
1207
00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,065
We could if we wanted to.
1208
00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:56,201
Yeah, like your mom.
1209
00:48:56,201 --> 00:48:58,736
Yeah make it rain.
1210
00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:02,440
(Ginger grunting)
1211
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,574
Fuck yeah.
1212
00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,811
Yeah okay, that's
barely a drizzle.
1213
00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:09,981
No that's definitely
1214
00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,082
at least a drizzle.
1215
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:12,817
Shit, that's more than like
1216
00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,486
a sprinkle chicky.
1217
00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:17,022
Yeah girl.
1218
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,189
That's the shit that
1219
00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:20,125
cleans the yugo,
1220
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,659
not the shit that
1221
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:24,062
makes it dirtier.
1222
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,664
What the fuck,
1223
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:27,732
why don't you guys
just go an inch
1224
00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,000
or go on out?
1225
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,835
Better do what the lady says.
1226
00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,303
Or what?
1227
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,372
[Ginger] Well we have the
right to refuse service.
1228
00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:36,207
You have the
right to hop around
1229
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:38,876
and hide baskets leprechaun.
1230
00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:42,680
Okay, that's not even
what leprechauns do.
1231
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,781
Look,
1232
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,716
we don't care about
1233
00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:47,818
fantasy and shit.
1234
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:51,222
We just wanna get
baked for reals.
1235
00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:52,890
For really reals.
1236
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,059
My boy and I
1237
00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:56,461
made a ton of scratch
at the X Games.
1238
00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,596
Endorsements out the ass.
1239
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,831
You guys have sponsors?
1240
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:05,170
We posed as people that do
1241
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:06,304
actual shit and
1242
00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:08,806
stole their endorsement money.
1243
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,108
Totally legit.
1244
00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:12,243
And somehow we were just
1245
00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,079
drawn here like
1246
00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:17,248
moths to the flame.
1247
00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:18,716
Yeah,
1248
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,285
it's weird like
1249
00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,720
we went to buy skunk
off some hippie and then
1250
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,722
something in our
guts just said...
1251
00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,392
No dude, don't buy that skunk.
1252
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,026
Totally,
1253
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,362
then we smelled
the magic weed and
1254
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:33,164
our legs just started
doing shit like
1255
00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:34,832
one foot in front
of the other one.
1256
00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,667
Yeah, like
1257
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:39,804
walking and shit.
1258
00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:42,373
And, here we are.
1259
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,275
Right here man.
1260
00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,377
I'll never forget
the sweet smell
1261
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,679
of the weed we got
in the bowling alley.
1262
00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:51,549
(both sniffing)
1263
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,551
Yeah.
1264
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:54,752
This is it.
1265
00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:57,021
Accept no substitutes.
1266
00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,124
Still haven't
come down from it.
1267
00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:00,691
Shit,
1268
00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:03,060
I still think I'm John Tesh man.
1269
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,563
Sings real fruity,
1270
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,333
makes me have weird feels.
1271
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,501
That's pretty gay.
1272
00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:13,204
Okay, how much do you want?
1273
00:51:15,273 --> 00:51:17,675
I wanna get so high that
1274
00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:20,311
I can't feel my toes.
1275
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,513
And I just want to
1276
00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:25,550
feel my tongue
1277
00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:27,852
licking the sun
1278
00:51:27,852 --> 00:51:29,754
forever.
1279
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,822
You know what I mean?
1280
00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,824
Yeah okay,
1281
00:51:33,824 --> 00:51:35,360
that's nice and all but
1282
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,528
money talks and bullshit walks.
1283
00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,697
Pay the lady.
1284
00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:44,235
Five Gs chicky.
1285
00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:45,936
(laughing)
1286
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,572
[Phoebe] All right.
1287
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:51,909
Your funeral.
1288
00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:53,178
Sweet.
1289
00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:55,146
Five Gs buys you
five bongs full
1290
00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:57,848
of your magic weed.
1291
00:51:57,848 --> 00:52:00,751
Five Gs, five bongs,
1292
00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:04,222
five trips to outer
fuckin' space.
1293
00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:06,991
(Ginger grunting)
1294
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,636
(intense music)
1295
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,937
Bark like a dog.
1296
00:52:19,937 --> 00:52:21,839
(laughing)
1297
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:23,808
I said bark like a dog!
1298
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,444
Bark like a dog!
1299
00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:28,413
(barking)
1300
00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:29,847
You know I hate Pomeranians.
1301
00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:33,451
Show us where
the rabbit hole is.
1302
00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:35,186
(laughing)
1303
00:52:37,054 --> 00:52:39,089
Do you think the
guys have the money?
1304
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:41,192
I don't know if I
even care anymore.
1305
00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,460
Oh.
1306
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,795
Shh, play along,
1307
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:45,996
EeBe's here.
1308
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,199
Whoa, what the fuck
is going on here?
1309
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,268
This is an awakening.
1310
00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:51,669
You bitches is nasty,
1311
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,438
I can use you later.
1312
00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:55,206
Damn.
1313
00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:57,141
Oh the sights
we could show you.
1314
00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:58,743
Mm, I know you could,
1315
00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,511
but you skanks need
to save it for later.
1316
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,880
I'ma go get my money.
1317
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,917
Show us the rabbit hole!
1318
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:09,254
Show us the rabbit
hole cookie brains!
1319
00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,556
(laughing)
1320
00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:16,727
(dissonant electronic music)
1321
00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:19,597
I just got back from Syria.
1322
00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:21,999
Flew in to see my buds!
1323
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,668
And you need to
take the edge off.
1324
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,536
Say no more.
1325
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:26,704
Oh I'm gonna get messed
1326
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,172
way up!
1327
00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,173
Woo!
1328
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,378
I bet you saw some
fucked up shit over there.
1329
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:39,717
Just give me the weed.
1330
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,286
This shit's unwieldy!
1331
00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:42,520
Sorry friend,
1332
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,888
too long to explain.
1333
00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:48,526
This is fucked,
give me it back!
1334
00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:49,860
Apologies all around.
1335
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,563
Fuck!
1336
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,098
You fuck!
1337
00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:55,433
Fuck!
1338
00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:57,802
Fuck.
1339
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,141
Better.
1340
00:54:04,141 --> 00:54:08,045
(intense hip hop music)
1341
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:16,621
(Ginger sobbing)
1342
00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:17,988
What's the problem
little doughnut?
1343
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:21,258
It's Candy.
1344
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,760
You want candy?
1345
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,161
Well there's a store right
across the street dude,
1346
00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:25,896
get you a Zegnen.
1347
00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,398
Not that kinda candy,
1348
00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:30,568
Candy, the girl I cream
pied at the bowling alley.
1349
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:32,102
What about her?
1350
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:36,206
Well, I never told
anybody this but
1351
00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:39,009
she was my first.
1352
00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:41,746
I know it's silly,
1353
00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:43,614
but I thought we had
something special
1354
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,115
going on.
1355
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,485
But she won't pick up the phone.
1356
00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,053
(Ginger sobbing)
1357
00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:50,154
Don't be glum chum,
1358
00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:52,122
another chick will come along.
1359
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:55,593
I want my Candy.
1360
00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,428
My Candy!
1361
00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:01,198
Maybe she just wasn't
the right one dude.
1362
00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:03,768
Why would you say
such a horrible thing?
1363
00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,202
Real talk bro,
1364
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:06,671
if a girl let's
you glaze her face
1365
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:07,805
on the first date,
1366
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,139
probably not the kind of chick
1367
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,941
you wanna bring home to mom.
1368
00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:12,910
Maybe you're right.
1369
00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:15,680
There's lots of other
tarts in the toaster.
1370
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,648
Now we're talking dude.
1371
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,950
Thanks for listening Larnell.
1372
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,787
I guess I'm just
jelly on the inside.
1373
00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:26,190
Any time bro, now get
on my level for this,
1374
00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,892
today is a big day.
1375
00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:30,995
We gotta get out there
and make some money.
1376
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,030
I'll be out there in a minute.
1377
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,099
I don't want Rabbit to see me
1378
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,635
at my most vulnerable I am.
1379
00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:39,837
Roger that Ho Ho.
1380
00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:43,674
(calm music)
1381
00:55:48,112 --> 00:55:50,615
Dude we're short like 40K.
1382
00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,185
You think she'll notice?
1383
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,221
Well you can count on that.
1384
00:55:57,221 --> 00:55:59,156
What are we gonna do man?
1385
00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:06,831
Nothing Head will find a way.
1386
00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:08,298
Hit it chrome dome.
1387
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:13,604
(gentle music)
1388
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,809
(Rabbit grunting)
1389
00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:23,013
It's not working.
1390
00:56:23,013 --> 00:56:24,949
I'm too nervous.
1391
00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,984
Well clean out your
noggin Uncle Fester,
1392
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:28,152
flush it out.
1393
00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:32,523
(Rabbit breathing heavily)
1394
00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:37,628
(Rabbit grunting)
1395
00:56:40,297 --> 00:56:42,500
I'm sorry Larnell,
1396
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,134
it's not working.
1397
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,936
Well I guess it's
time for plan B.
1398
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,071
Plan B,
1399
00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:48,606
that's always a good one.
1400
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:50,140
What is it?
1401
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,142
Tom Cruise sprint
the hell outta here.
1402
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,744
No wait, wait,
1403
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,613
is there a plan C?
1404
00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,915
'Cause my knees are like dicks.
1405
00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:03,020
(Ginger grunting)
1406
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:13,698
Ah!
1407
00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:16,567
Oh shit, the bitch is back.
1408
00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,368
What's up mother fucker?
1409
00:57:18,368 --> 00:57:21,138
Just wishing I
had me some candy.
1410
00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:23,240
You pathetic Pillsbury pasty,
1411
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,842
you better be wishing
you had my money,
1412
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,343
or you're definitely
gonna pay out your
1413
00:57:26,343 --> 00:57:27,912
doughy ass.
1414
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:30,815
Oh, it isn't right to
kick a man in the cookies.
1415
00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:33,083
I see a bunch of
statues still here,
1416
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,185
so that means you
pricks are short.
1417
00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:36,754
Where's my money?
1418
00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,255
Well, the fellas have it.
1419
00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:39,890
Then just don't sit there,
1420
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,792
take me to your weeder.
1421
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:45,963
(thunder rolling)
1422
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,197
Show us the rabbit hole.
1423
00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,399
Show us the rabbit hole
1424
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,868
or you're gonna get it.
1425
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:53,771
All they do is
giggle, don't you?
1426
00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:55,940
Sarah.
1427
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:56,473
[Sarah] What?
1428
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,742
Look.
1429
00:57:57,742 --> 00:58:00,477
Oh my god.
1430
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,079
What is that?
1431
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,549
A rabbit hole.
1432
00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:05,816
A portal?
1433
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,451
It's been here the whole time
1434
00:58:07,451 --> 00:58:08,653
we can get out of Bong Land!
1435
00:58:08,653 --> 00:58:11,622
(screaming)
1436
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:13,323
Oh, I don't wanna
leave their sweet faces
1437
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,024
in Bong World...
1438
00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:15,225
We have to go.
1439
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:16,694
Oh, we'll probably
come right back through.
1440
00:58:16,694 --> 00:58:18,395
Very true but we
have to try, bye!
1441
00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:19,564
Okay after you.
1442
00:58:19,564 --> 00:58:22,266
(portal shimmering)
1443
00:58:23,768 --> 00:58:28,773
(thunder rolling)
1444
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,440
Dude I gotta lube my veins
1445
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:31,642
with marijuana ASAP.
1446
00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:33,544
We are more boned
than the Elephant Man.
1447
00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:36,246
(lighter clicks)
1448
00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:37,548
(bell ringing)
1449
00:58:37,548 --> 00:58:39,416
Come to daddy.
1450
00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:41,418
[Voiceover] Howdy fellas.
1451
00:58:41,418 --> 00:58:43,220
Hey Hambo,
1452
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,421
to be honest dude,
1453
00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:45,522
we don't have time
today for your
1454
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,824
barnyard hootenanny.
1455
00:58:46,824 --> 00:58:48,458
Shittin' bricks are ya?
1456
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,760
Cinder blocks.
1457
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,328
Hi Candy.
1458
00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:53,664
Howdy Gingie.
1459
00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:56,634
She's real popular
with the ranch hands.
1460
00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:58,769
What?
1461
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,505
Oh jeez.
1462
00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:02,406
Ah.
1463
00:59:02,406 --> 00:59:03,874
[Hambo] Oh yeah baby.
1464
00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:04,942
It's okay buddy,
1465
00:59:04,942 --> 00:59:06,476
like we talked about.
1466
00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:08,212
There's way more
doughnuts in the box.
1467
00:59:08,212 --> 00:59:10,715
Oh I suppose you're right.
1468
00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:12,917
Easy come easy dough.
1469
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,152
(Hambo grunting)
1470
00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:16,386
[Hambo] Oh yeah baby.
1471
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:17,354
Oh yeah, I forgot
to tell ya somethin'.
1472
00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:18,422
What's that?
1473
00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:19,757
EeBe's here.
1474
00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:22,326
Surprise mother fuckers!
1475
00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:26,496
(tense music)
1476
00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:27,698
Whoa.
1477
00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:29,133
I like what they
did with the place.
1478
00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:29,667
Quiet.
1479
00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,601
Okay.
1480
00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:31,301
We need to think this through.
1481
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,269
Okay.
1482
00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:33,070
Oh I know you losers
1483
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,538
don't have all my money.
1484
00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:37,708
Your asses are mine now, again.
1485
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,977
Come on E, we're only
short by a little bit.
1486
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:40,845
[EeBe] Mm hmm.
1487
00:59:40,845 --> 00:59:42,012
We can explain.
1488
00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:43,681
Shut yo dick hole.
1489
00:59:43,681 --> 00:59:45,382
You know how hard it is
1490
00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:47,017
to come up with a million bucks?
1491
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,552
A deal is a deal,
1492
00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:50,387
and you chumps
didn't deal enough!
1493
00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,056
I'm sure we can
work something out.
1494
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:54,692
Mm, no money, no way.
1495
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:57,094
Maybe it's not enough
for total world domination,
1496
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,929
but you don't want the
Middle East anyways,
1497
00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:00,264
that place blows.
1498
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,966
All or nothin' white bread.
1499
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:04,234
White bread, that's a hot one.
1500
01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,136
And you're the
first one to be toast.
1501
01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:08,105
(Ginger groaning)
1502
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,774
Who is laughing
now mother fucker?
1503
01:00:09,774 --> 01:00:11,075
Give the guy a break,
1504
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,309
he just lost his girl.
1505
01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:15,045
Who wants that soggy
old bread stick anyway?
1506
01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:16,847
(Ginger groaning)
1507
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:17,882
What's wrong buddy?
1508
01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:19,917
I don't know,
1509
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,786
I think my yeast is rising.
1510
01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,253
Come on Lindsey Brohan,
1511
01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:26,323
now is the time
for Nothing Head.
1512
01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:29,226
(Rabbit breathing heavily)
1513
01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:34,464
I, there's no,
1514
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,867
sorry man, it's not working.
1515
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,869
You gotta get all
zen and shit bro.
1516
01:00:39,837 --> 01:00:41,605
You broke ass bastards,
1517
01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:42,973
those bitches of
yours gonna make
1518
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,642
fine additions to my munitions.
1519
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:46,610
What do you mean?
1520
01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:48,112
You just wait 'til we get back
1521
01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,914
to the Bong World, you
won't even recognize them.
1522
01:00:49,914 --> 01:00:51,782
I knew there was
a carpet muncher
1523
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,117
deep inside of 'em.
1524
01:00:53,117 --> 01:00:54,484
That's awesome!
1525
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:57,654
(laughing)
1526
01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,890
I'm not feeling too good.
1527
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,191
Time's up mother fuckers,
1528
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:03,060
back to my Bong World with you.
1529
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:04,995
Hang on E, we still
have another minute.
1530
01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:06,263
You think somebody's gonna
1531
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:07,497
save your white ass?
1532
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:08,632
Who got that kinda money?
1533
01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:11,301
You closing I tell ya?
1534
01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:12,703
Huh?
1535
01:01:12,703 --> 01:01:15,305
(Ginger grunting)
1536
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,573
Not yet.
1537
01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,208
(laughing)
1538
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:21,111
(lively banjo plucking)
1539
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,347
I'll be dipped in hog asses,
1540
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:25,149
it's that guy.
1541
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,153
Can I get a picture of you?
1542
01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:31,956
(Hambo laughing)
1543
01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:34,124
You got a name?
1544
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,093
Joe Cracker.
1545
01:01:36,093 --> 01:01:37,494
[Hambo] Of course it is.
1546
01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:38,628
(lively banjo plucking)
1547
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:46,270
[Voiceover] BadassDolls.com.
1548
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:48,605
And look at that
crack whore he's with.
1549
01:01:48,605 --> 01:01:52,176
(laughing)
1550
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:53,610
Excuse me,
1551
01:01:53,610 --> 01:01:55,612
Ms. Crack Whore.
1552
01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:56,881
What?
1553
01:01:56,881 --> 01:01:59,349
Nothing, nothing to
worry your sores about.
1554
01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:01,185
(laughing)
1555
01:02:01,185 --> 01:02:03,220
I'm gonna take your
picture okay baby?
1556
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,188
Huh?
1557
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,991
Come on, pose for me baby,
1558
01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:08,793
oh yeah.
1559
01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:10,694
(heavenly choir)
1560
01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:12,229
[Voiceover] Crack whore!
1561
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,333
[Voiceover] BadassDolls.com.
1562
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,972
I tell you what we done did it
1563
01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:23,407
I tell you.
1564
01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:24,541
Done what?
1565
01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,675
Huh?
1566
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,344
It was a marathon I tell ya.
1567
01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:29,213
But she done did it.
1568
01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:30,614
So we can done do it.
1569
01:02:30,614 --> 01:02:32,616
[Voiceover] She done did it
1570
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,985
real done good.
1571
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,190
That's a lot of
fuckin' nickels bro.
1572
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,425
How much is this exactly?
1573
01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,726
I tell you what,
1574
01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:47,731
39,999 and 95 cents I tell you.
1575
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,134
Holy clown vag,
1576
01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:52,302
hope this is enough.
1577
01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:55,005
I tell you what, I
am so proud of her.
1578
01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:57,607
One nickel at a time I tell ya.
1579
01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,209
I tell ya,
1580
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:02,012
I tell ya.
1581
01:03:02,947 --> 01:03:05,115
I tell ya.
1582
01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,918
I tell ya!
1583
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,055
(sobbing)
1584
01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,823
So sweet.
1585
01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:14,724
(laughing)
1586
01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:15,993
Oh baby.
1587
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,794
Oh.
1588
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,563
(Ginger grunting)
1589
01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,165
Damn it, bad news dude,
1590
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,532
we're short by a nickel.
1591
01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:24,234
Uh huh.
1592
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,840
There we go.
1593
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,375
(change clinking)
1594
01:03:33,177 --> 01:03:35,779
In the name of Erin Eckhart,
1595
01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:37,347
we did it bro.
1596
01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,016
High five.
1597
01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:40,084
I tell you what,
1598
01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:42,052
I tell you.
1599
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,787
Give us a hug.
1600
01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:45,022
Never dude.
1601
01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:46,823
No fuckin' way.
1602
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,959
A deal's a deal EeBe,
1603
01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,660
now bring us the girls.
1604
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,396
Mm, those bitches
are locked away
1605
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:54,932
where you'll never
see them again.
1606
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,466
Hey guys.
1607
01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,936
Hey.
1608
01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:00,237
What's going on?
1609
01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:03,073
Hey V, you guys broke
out of the Bong World.
1610
01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:04,008
What?
1611
01:04:04,008 --> 01:04:05,342
No fuckin' way.
1612
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:07,144
No time to explain dudes,
1613
01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:09,313
just help Rabbit get
into Nothing Head.
1614
01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:11,315
Roger that.
1615
01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:13,417
I'm back.
1616
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:14,651
What?
1617
01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,220
I'm gonna kill everybody here,
1618
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,687
starting with the oinker.
1619
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,589
(Hambo squealing)
1620
01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:20,724
Come on Rabbit,
1621
01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:22,226
you can do it you have to.
1622
01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,029
I'm sorry,
1623
01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:26,296
my brain is
1624
01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:28,165
all froggy.
1625
01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:29,499
You mean foggy?
1626
01:04:29,499 --> 01:04:32,402
Nope, I mean froggies
jumping around like
1627
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,538
Clear your mind
1628
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,873
of all thoughts.
1629
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,708
Release yourself
1630
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,945
to the Rabbit-verse.
1631
01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,314
Is this
1632
01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:48,352
working?
1633
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,120
No it's
1634
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,655
fucking not.
1635
01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:57,594
(punch thwacks)
1636
01:04:57,594 --> 01:05:00,497
(birds chirping)
1637
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,501
No more Mr. Nice Pie.
1638
01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,003
Every fuckin'
time you find a way.
1639
01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:08,705
But I got you this time.
1640
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,940
How do you figure?
1641
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:11,475
That dumb fucking
Rabbit is asleep.
1642
01:05:11,475 --> 01:05:14,644
(snapping)
1643
01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:16,380
Mila Brovovich?
1644
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:17,747
Are you there?
1645
01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:20,484
[Rabbit] Rabbit is everywhere.
1646
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:23,420
Is this stupid you talking?
1647
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,822
Or did you grab
zen by the balls?
1648
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:28,458
[Rabbit] Nothing
Head has reached
1649
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,827
a new level.
1650
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:33,897
One up man.
1651
01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:36,166
Oh shit I'm outta here.
1652
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,668
[Rabbit] No, you are now,
1653
01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:40,704
you are in here.
1654
01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:42,739
Crazy ass there
ain't nothing in there.
1655
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,742
[Rabbit] That's the point.
1656
01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:48,378
Mother fucker!
1657
01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:51,648
(intense wind)
1658
01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,955
Dude, a chick, bro?
1659
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,726
I'm gonna make mince
meat outta you piggy.
1660
01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:05,762
(Ginger shouting)
1661
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:13,470
(calm music)
1662
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,240
(Rabbit snorting)
1663
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,374
What'd I miss guys?
1664
01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:21,578
(calm music)
1665
01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:32,722
(Ginger grunting)
1666
01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:34,658
Oh, ah oh.
1667
01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:37,927
Hey, what is this place?
1668
01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,163
No fuckin' clue.
1669
01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:41,031
Ah shit, Rabbit.
1670
01:06:41,031 --> 01:06:42,899
Where's that moron's
mother fucking head?
1671
01:06:42,899 --> 01:06:45,001
This blows.
1672
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,270
Ah!
1673
01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:51,341
(gentle music)
1674
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,409
Whoa.
1675
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:54,944
[Voiceover] Look at you,
1676
01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:57,981
you look like something
a raccoon shat out
1677
01:06:57,981 --> 01:06:59,283
after Halloween.
1678
01:06:59,283 --> 01:07:01,218
It's like a pulsating boil
1679
01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,886
on a viper's vagina.
1680
01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:04,288
Not so much an actor
1681
01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:05,922
as a line reader
1682
01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:07,891
parroting for peanuts
1683
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:10,360
with delusions of grandeur.
1684
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,229
(parrot cawing)
1685
01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,530
Turning away opportunities while
1686
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,733
waiting for the big time.
1687
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,968
You are the drippings
from under the
1688
01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:20,870
titty bar table.
1689
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:24,341
(intense music)
1690
01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:25,142
[Ginger] Got a plan yet?
1691
01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:26,143
I'm working on it.
1692
01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:27,077
Work harder.
1693
01:07:27,077 --> 01:07:28,445
You could help mother fucker.
1694
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:29,613
You're the brains,
1695
01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:30,914
I'm the brawn.
1696
01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:33,117
Trust me, somehow that
jack off is gonna pay.
1697
01:07:33,117 --> 01:07:35,952
(both laughing)
1698
01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,187
What the hell?
1699
01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:38,788
Hell is right mother fucker.
1700
01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:40,457
We didn't lie!
1701
01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:46,130
(intense music)
1702
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,099
(flapping)
1703
01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:52,882
(splatting)
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