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Previously onB Positive...I'm getting my kidney.
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What?No way!
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Son of a bitch!
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Seriously?
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We're going to Iceland?
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Well, we can't go just yet,
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but we can still
plan for it.
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This is weirdly spontaneous
for you.
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Did your doctor
give you new drugs?[chuckles]
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No, Maddie. I'm
just excited.
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I mean, Game of Thrones
was filmed there.
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We can pretend
we're White Walkers.
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"Winter is coming.
King in the North!"
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[chuckles]
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Jerry's gonna be okay,
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but his body rejected
the kidney.
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Yes, it is a terrible setback.
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But it's how you deal
with setbacks that define you
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as a person. You're
not gonna be alone,
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because you are stuck
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with each and every one of us.
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Not only did you
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uplift Jerry's spirits
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but I kind of...Oh, come on.
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Do you really think
I meant any of that?
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What?
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Okay.
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I marked up the guidebook
with all the highlights,
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andI went
to the currency exchange
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and got you 10,000 krona.
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Whoa![chuckles]: Yeah. Try not
to spend it all in one place.
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Although,
it would be pretty easy.
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It's only about 60 bucks.
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My friends don't
need to know that.
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Hey. Okay, I'm here.
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I am so sorry. I couldn't
find my passport,
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and the Uber was late, but
you know what? Who cares?
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Because we are going to
Iceland! Iceland, baby![chuckles]
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Woot, woot!
[chuckles]
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Mom, we've talked about this.
No "woot, woot."
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Okay. Uh, you two
better get going.
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You don't want
to miss your flight.
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To Iceland.
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Woot, woot!
[chuckles]
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Hey, I paid for the tickets.
I can do whatever I want.
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Thank you so much for this.Of course. Have fun.
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Oh, and, uh,
here's her stuff.Oh, right.
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Yeah.Thanks. Okay.
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Oh, shoot.
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Oh, wait! Ah.
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Excuse me, uh, my daughter
forgot her guidebook.
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You can't go in
without a boarding pass.
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Yeah. I-It'll just
take a second.
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Uh, Maddie! Maddie!
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Okay. Well, can you just
go give this to her?
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No, I can't.
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And you need
to take a step back.
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[grunts]Well, I...
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Okay, this is stupid. I'm
giving her the guidebook.
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Sir! Sir! Security!All right? It's not...
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Oh, my God!
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[groans]
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Maddie.
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Your guidebook.
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪
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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative♪
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♪ To be positive.
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GINA:
Drew? Yeah.
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What the hell, dude?
I have been trying to call you.
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Well, I got stun-gunned
at the airport,
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and it short-circuited
my phone.
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Uh, I've been stun-gunned a lot.
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That doesn't happen.
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Huh. Well, did your testicles
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ever shoot right back up
into your body?
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I have been getting
frantic calls
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from everyone at dialysis
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saying that you
didn't show up.
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Oh, come on,
I missed one session.
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Besides, maybe the stun gun
jump-started my kidney
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and I'm fine now.
I mean, I did pee a little.
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So, you did it?
You really sent them to Iceland?
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Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want my kid
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waiting for me
to be healthy enough to go
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because, you know,
I might never be.
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Stop saying that.
You're gonna be
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totally fine
after the transplant.
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Jerry waited seven years
in dialysis
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only to have a kidney
that didn't work.
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Well, mine is
super high-quality.
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I've been living clean,
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eating healthy.
This is, like,
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grass-fed, free-range kidney.
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You don't get it. I...
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You could give me the healthiest
kidney in the world,
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and it still might not work.
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Don't you listen to him.
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[sighs]
It's all I think about.
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It affects
every decision I make.
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It-it rules my life.Hey,
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I am sorry about that, but
you cannot skip dialysis.
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It's not optional.
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This isn't taxes
or car insurance.
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Actually, Gina,
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I can do whatever I want.
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I've been playing
by the rules my whole life,
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and look what
it's gotten me. Huh?
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20,000 volts
straight to the ribs
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and recovering
in an airport Cinnabon.
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Well,
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I never play by the rules,
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and all it's gotten me
is banned from Costco.
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You have this lovely house
and a successful career
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and a beautiful daughter.[exhales]
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know what?
I-I'm not really in the mood
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for your positive,
upbeat cheerleader routine.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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"I'm Gina. I'm never down.
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"I fart rainbows
all over town.
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"Ooh!
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And one for you."
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Believe me,
if I could fart rainbows,
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I totally would.
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Hey, I'm just trying to
get you out of this funk.
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Yeah, well, I like my funk.
I want to be in my funk.
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Right now, I'm gonna take
my funk upstairs to bed.
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It's 10:00 a.m.
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My funk doesn't give a funk.
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[wine pouring]
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[sighs]
Well, nobody's here. I told you
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we shouldn't have scheduled
this art class
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up against Wii bowling.
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What we are lacking in quantity,
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we're making up in quality.
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Oh, very nice, Mrs. Kaplan.
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[chuckles]
You gave Norma a thought bubble.
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How creative.
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"Do you like my cheap wig?"
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It's my real hair, Gail.
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Want to pull it?
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Your husband liked pulling it.
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Ladies, ladies!
Uh, let's not give
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Mr. Knudsen any ideas.
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You texting Drew again?[sighs]
Yeah.
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He's in a really
dark place.
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I wish I could get him to
see that he's overreacting.Have him come here.
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On my floor alone,
we got a blind guy,
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a guy with a bad ticker
and a guy with the big "C."
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And it's all the same guy.
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The point is
we all have
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our crap. But do you see us
moaning and whining? No.
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We get up every day
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and find a way
to face life's challenges.
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My way is booze. Fill me up.
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I wish I could just
snap him out of it.
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Get him a hobby.
Why do you think
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they give us
all these activities?
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So we forget the angel of death
is lonely and looking.
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Maybe it would help if he had
something to distract him.
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KNUDSEN:
Done.Oh!
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Ooh. Uh...
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Mm, we talked about this,
Mr. Knudsen. [chuckles]
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Am I naked again?
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Yep.
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Nice rack.
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Hello?
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Mm. Hey. You know,
your beer's
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actually pretty good.
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At first, it kind of tastes like
the scummy water
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at the bottom of a garbage bag,
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but after a few,
it is Rocky Mountain smooth.
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There you go. Oh.
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What are you doing?Clink.
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Cannoli! No, no,
no, no, no, no, no.Oh, what, what, what, what?
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Okay.I don't want to drink alone.
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All right. Uh,
enough of this.
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This isn't you.
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You do not sit in the dark
and drink.
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That's my mom.
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You know what?
If you really want to help me,
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you can give me something
that will make me forget
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everything that's going on.
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Mm, like what?
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Like, uh...
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D-R-U-G-Z.
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Drugs.
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I thought
this was a drug-free house.
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Or, at least,
that's what the sign
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you put up in my room says.Yeah, well,
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I don't see that sign
around here.
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So come on.
I know you got something.
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I mean, anything psychedelic?
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Give me what the Beatles took.
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I don't have anything like that.
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Let's watch a movie.[sighs]
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Come on. Gina.
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I'm trying to party.
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I want to get lit.
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Okay, fine.
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Yes! That's what
I'm talking about.
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All right.
First one's free.
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[chuckles]:
Sorry. Force of habit.
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Here we go. Gonna
be trippin'.
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[chuckles]
Ooh.
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Um, can I take this
on an empty stomach?
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I didn't have
lunch earlier.
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It's fine.Okay.
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Also, I had
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a Nexium. Is that
gonna be a lethal mix?Take the pill.
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Okay. Uh, don't let
me stare at the sun.
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Take the damn pill!Got it. Here we go.
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Ob-la-di, ob-la-da.
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something... ♪
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Whoa. Wait, wait. Stop.
Wait, hold on. Stop it.
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Okay.[TV turns off]
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I just realized:
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he's absorbent
because he's a sponge.
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What about his name?
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Sponge...
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[chuckles]:
Oh, my God. Yes!
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Oh, you sneaky,
yellow son of a bitch.
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[laughs]
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I need water.
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No, I need all the water.
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Oh. Oh, oh, oh!
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry.
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I will get you some.Oh. Yes, yes.
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Why am I so thirsty? I mean,
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we live in a pineapple
under the sea.
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You know,
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this reminds me of this time
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when I was tripping on mushrooms
at a Mexican restaurant.
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[chuckles]
I went to the bathroom,
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but it turns out that it was
the synagogue next door.
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And the next thing I know,
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I'm dancing
with the bar mitzvah boy
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and wondering
where the hell my tacos are.
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Hava nagila, señor.
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Drew?
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Drew!
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Drew?!
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[gasps]
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Oh, boy.
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[grunts]
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
256
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,894
♪ SpongeBo...
257
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,330
Oh, wow.
258
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,897
Look who it is.
259
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:57,640
What are you doing out here
so late, young man?
260
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,033
Oh, wow.
261
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,862
That's a hell of a beard
for such a small child.
262
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,908
Let's go find your parents.
263
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,827
I understand
you wait 24 hours
264
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,350
before looking
for a missing person,
265
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,048
but my friend is
in renal failure
266
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,876
and he could die.
267
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,009
Okay. Thank you.
268
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,663
[scoffs]
269
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,970
They said they'll send a cop in,
like, three hours.
270
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,712
Three hours?
This isn't a Black neighborhood.
271
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,671
I can't believe it's gonna take
that long for the cops to come
272
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,064
when a man could be dying.
273
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,021
I set up
274
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,501
one vodka lemonade stand,
275
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,460
and they're like,
"Where is your liquor license?"
276
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,940
Don't worry.
We're gonna find him.
277
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,986
I've seen this before.Seriously?
278
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,249
People go through so much
to get that donor,
279
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,903
they don't even think
about the possibility
280
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:43,860
of the transplant not working.
281
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,122
So when they
see that happen,
282
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,951
it can really mess them up.
283
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,170
[knocking]
284
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,695
Is he back yet?Nope.
285
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,001
Was that...
286
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,829
Aw.
287
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,700
My bad.
288
00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,094
I really appreciate
you guys coming over to help me.
289
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,530
I've seen him run.
290
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,923
He can't be too far.
291
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,098
Where should we start looking?
292
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,361
Uh, probably where I found
his cardigan.
293
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,580
We can start there and then
each take a different direction.
294
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,321
Are we sure
that's his?The pocket
295
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,323
had his ChapStick
and his backup ChapStick,
296
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,629
so... yeah.
297
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,546
[pants]
298
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,026
[groans]
299
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,855
I can't go on any farther.
300
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,552
Or is it "further"?
301
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,685
You're not one of those
grammar gnomes, are you, Doug?
302
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,557
[groans]
303
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,733
I don't feel so good.
304
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,995
All right.
305
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:35,303
Here. You should go.
306
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,347
Go on.
307
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,394
Well, go on! Get out of here!
I said go!
308
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,831
[groans]
309
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,877
[panting]
310
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,753
God...
311
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,190
what are you doing to me?
312
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,933
Are you just...
toying with me?
313
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,719
Because this isn't a game
I want to play.
314
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:05,115
Don't give me hope, only to take
it away like you did with Jerry.
315
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:10,425
If you're gonna take me,
316
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,992
just do it.
317
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,429
Strike me down already.
318
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,778
WOMAN:
Can you read?
319
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,041
It says "Please do not
disturb occupants."
320
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,087
God?
321
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,132
Candy Jane Carter,
322
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,873
number one realtor
in Fairfield County.
323
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,571
And, sweetie,
you're killing my curb appeal.
324
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,967
Oh, great. My sign from God
is literally a sign.
325
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,142
Very creative.
326
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,404
Oh, stop whining.
327
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,885
[New York accent]:
Hey, Candy Jane. Shut it!
328
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,191
Uh...
329
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,759
I'm allowed to whine.
330
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,325
I have to spend
the rest of my life
331
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,153
chained to a dialysis machine.
332
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,765
Oh, you think you're
the only one who's got it tough?
333
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,549
Try selling
this overpriced piece of crap.
334
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,637
But here I am,
335
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,943
still trying.
336
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,032
Well, I'm sick of trying.
337
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:55,383
I just want to live or die
on my own terms.
338
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,125
Blah, blah, blah.
You're just being a coward.
339
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,387
Excuse me?
340
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,605
Ooh, throw me at her.
341
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,042
Pointy hat first.
342
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,392
Take it easy, Doug.
343
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,176
You act like you're making
a big stand,
344
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,135
when, really,
you're just giving up.
345
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,832
You have a lot to live for.
346
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,008
Show some gratitude,
you big baby.
347
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,488
You look nice in your picture,
348
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,837
but you are not nice.
349
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,013
Nice doesn't sell houses, bucko.
350
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,449
Bite my ass.
351
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,234
Douglas. Language.
352
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,063
[sighs]
353
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,065
What if my transplant
doesn't work?
354
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,066
It might not.
355
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,197
There's no guarantees.
356
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,156
Now stop feeling sorry
for yourself,
357
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,331
slap on some ChapStick
358
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,246
and appreciate what you've got.
359
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,248
[exhales]
Yeah.
360
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,553
[inhales]
361
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,252
My ChapStick.
362
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,168
My backup ChapStick.
363
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,866
Oh, the wheels
are off the cart now, baby.
364
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,738
What are you still
doing here, Doug?
365
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,915
I said get out of here! Scram!
366
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,091
[exhales]
I'm sorry, Doug.
367
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,310
I can't stay mad at you.
368
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,228
[exhales]
Just lay here, Doug.
369
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,535
Just lay here.
370
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,147
Drew!
371
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,105
Drew?!
372
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,802
[groans]
373
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,891
Why can't we find him?
374
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:12,068
This should be easy.
He dresses like Waldo.
375
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,417
Kind of looks like him, too.
376
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,029
Don't worry.
We're gonna find him.
377
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,074
Yeah?
378
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,597
You know, before I
started dialysis,
379
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,209
one of my teammates had agreed
to give me his kidney.
380
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,733
The night before the
surgery, he got cold feet.
381
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,169
That is awful.
382
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,171
Why did he bail?
383
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,260
Said he couldn't risk
his own football career.
384
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,348
And, hey, I get it.
385
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,176
But it really messed me up.
386
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,786
I'm so sorry.
387
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,484
I wanted to give up, but...
388
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,007
my mom and my brother,
389
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,226
they wouldn't let me.
390
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,836
They kept calling, texting
391
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,924
and knocking on my door.
392
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,056
And, hey,
393
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,666
that's what we're gonna do
for Drew.
394
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,147
You're a really good friend.
395
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,583
Drew's lucky he has you.
396
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,976
He'd do the same for me.
397
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,240
But, hey, if he is dead,
what better way to honor him
398
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,632
than giving me your kidney?
399
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,938
[laughs]
400
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,333
Only if you give me
that sweatsuit in my size.
401
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,725
Wait.
402
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,944
Is that...
403
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,206
Drew!
404
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,339
Drew!
405
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,863
Drew! Hey!Drew.
406
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,212
Hey. Get up.Drew.
407
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,258
Get up. Drew!
Oh, my God.
408
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,608
[groans softly]
409
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,827
Where am I?
410
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,220
In the hospital.
411
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,355
How you feeling, buddy?
412
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,965
[exhales]
How'd I get here?
413
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,489
We found you passed out
on somebody's lawn.
414
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,969
There's security footage of you
415
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,798
attempting to breastfeed
a garden gnome.
416
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,801
[groans]
I was hallucinating.
417
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976
I mean, that drug was intense.
418
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,977
What was it?
419
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,718
It was... Tylenol.
420
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:37,980
What?
421
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,373
In my defense,
422
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,027
I'm sure the Beatles
took that, too.
423
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,637
I wasn't gonna give you
real drugs.
424
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:47,337
Well, then why was I all
confused and hallucinating?
425
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,425
Those are symptoms
of uremia.
426
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,514
Which happens
when you skip dialysis.
427
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,604
Which happens when you
don't listen to Gideon.
428
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,129
I know you're upset
about Jerry,
429
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,348
but what you did was
a dumb-ass move.
430
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,785
Jerry hit us all pretty hard.
431
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,223
I mean, none of us breastfed
a garden gnome,
432
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,225
but everybody
processes differently.
433
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,314
Come on.
434
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,184
Drew's got to
get some rest.
435
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,185
We'll see you soon.
436
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,665
All right, buddy.
437
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,015
Hey, before we go, we should
run upstairs and see Jerry.
438
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,886
Ooh. Good idea.
'Cause I am not coming back
439
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,976
and paying for parking again.Oh, next time
440
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,239
I almost die, I'll find
a hospital that validates.
441
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,459
[takes deep breath]
442
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,026
You doing all right?
443
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,027
Yeah.
444
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,290
Tired but okay.
445
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,509
You keep going
to your dialysis.
446
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,510
I know.
447
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,512
I won't make that mistake again.
448
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,775
I will keep fighting
the good fight.Good.
449
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,168
'Cause...
450
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,996
I'm not giving up on you.Mm.
451
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,694
You just want to stay
at my house rent-free.
452
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,044
I got your rent
right here, buddy.
453
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,045
[chuckles softly]
454
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,395
Um...
455
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,442
I have a really important
question.
456
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,617
[exhales]
457
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,707
Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea?
458
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,405
SpongeBob SquarePants.
459
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,799
Never forget that.
460
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,192
[chuckles softly]
461
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,067
And this is Maddie and her mom
swimming in the Blue Lagoon.
462
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,287
Whoa, that's your ex?
463
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,332
Respect, man.
464
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,119
She is really cute.
465
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,730
Did you have money at one point?
466
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,210
Okay. You know what?
467
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,994
Some people would say
she was lucky to have me.
468
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,822
Okay,
469
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,085
no one has yet, but that
doesn't mean it's not true.
470
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:26,001
The point is, my daughter
is having a great time.
471
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,176
And, one day,
472
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,613
she and I will travel together.
473
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,441
Look who's planning for
the future. Good for you.
474
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:35,010
And while you two are gone,
if your ex needs company...
475
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,056
The less you know the better.
476
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,536
Hello!
477
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,321
Jerry!There he is!
478
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,757
I didn't think
you'd need a cane.
479
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,019
Oh, I don't.
480
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,368
Uh, chicks dig
the distinguished look.
481
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,369
[groaning]
482
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,675
Don't.
483
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,416
Just let him have this.
484
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,635
[groaning continues]
485
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,897
Yes.
[stammers]
486
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,421
Very sexy.
487
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,728
Is it tough being back?
488
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,208
Yeah.
489
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,863
But at least I get to go
through it with you guys.
490
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,170
Aw. Well, that is
surprisingly positive.
491
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,173
Maybe he's hopped-up on Tylenol.
492
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,566
[laughter]
493
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,569
Yeah. Sorry I
missed all that.
494
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,180
I heard you had
quite the evening.
495
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,311
SAMANTHA:
Glad you said that, Jerry.
496
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,747
We didn't want
you to miss out
497
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,053
on all the fun,
498
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,968
so we got you a little
welcome back present.
499
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,622
What-- Uh, what's happening?
500
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,885
We got video footage
of your little night out
501
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,016
from your neighbor's
security cam.
502
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,888
And we cut together
a highlights reel
503
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,064
featuring "Walking on Sunshine"
504
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,545
by Katrina and the Waves.[laughing]
505
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,634
["Walking on Sunshine" playing]
506
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,596
♪ Yeah...
507
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,990
♪ I'm walking on sunshine
508
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:42,991
♪ Whoa
509
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,168
♪ I'm walking on sunshine
510
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,562
♪ Whoa
511
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,086
♪ I'm walking on sunshine
512
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,001
♪ Whoa
513
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,176
♪ And don't it feel good?
514
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,787
♪ Hey, all right now
515
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,180
♪ And don't it feel good?
516
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,488
♪ I say it, I say it,
I say it again ♪
517
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,098
♪ And don't it feel good? [laughing]
518
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,279
Thank you for giving me
a reason to live.
519
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,976
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