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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,054 --> 00:00:45,062 WOMEN WITH DICK, MEN WITH VAGINA. 3 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:55,572 RECIFE - BOA VIAGEM BEACH NORTHEAST OF BRAZIL 4 00:00:56,198 --> 00:00:58,909 We'll see on the way. 5 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:00,911 What's the best beach to stay. 6 00:01:00,952 --> 00:01:03,497 There's a right time to drink. 7 00:01:03,538 --> 00:01:08,919 A beer before lunch is good to think better. 8 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:15,050 I walk where I want. 9 00:01:15,092 --> 00:01:17,552 You're twisting better girl. 10 00:01:17,594 --> 00:01:21,389 On the beach where the sea touches the dance just started. 11 00:01:21,431 --> 00:01:22,891 And she is... 12 00:01:22,933 --> 00:01:24,267 Hi I'm Alice Junior. 13 00:01:24,309 --> 00:01:26,061 Hey folks, I'm Alice Junior. 14 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,189 Hey folks, I'm Alice Junior. 15 00:01:29,231 --> 00:01:32,234 The incomparable girl! 16 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:36,905 For those of you who don't know me yet, I ask: Where on earth have you been? 17 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,283 Ring any bells? 18 00:01:40,325 --> 00:01:40,784 No. 19 00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:42,244 I'll refresh your memory. 20 00:01:42,285 --> 00:01:45,205 I was one of the finalists of the last “Next Teen Top Model”. 21 00:01:45,247 --> 00:01:46,373 How cool! 22 00:01:46,415 --> 00:01:48,708 I didn't get to win the prize 23 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,752 but it was cool to be in the finals. 24 00:01:56,425 --> 00:01:57,384 Look at her! 25 00:01:57,426 --> 00:01:58,051 Finally! 26 00:01:58,093 --> 00:02:00,762 As promised, I'll be here with you every Tuesday on this channel. 27 00:02:00,804 --> 00:02:01,138 MARVELOUS 28 00:02:01,179 --> 00:02:01,596 POWERFUL 29 00:02:01,638 --> 00:02:02,639 DIVINE 30 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,474 Alice Junior 31 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:06,309 Answering these troubling doubts. 32 00:02:06,935 --> 00:02:08,269 May it rain letters. 33 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:12,441 Just kidding! There are no letters. It's all through my twitter @alicejroficial. 34 00:02:12,482 --> 00:02:13,442 Just go there and ask your question. 35 00:02:13,483 --> 00:02:15,694 This question was sent by @Gustrava. 36 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:19,364 Trava, trava, trava, trava! 37 00:02:20,991 --> 00:02:22,534 It was @Gustrava, loved the name. 38 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,328 “Alice, on your show you revealed you've never been kissed.” 39 00:02:25,370 --> 00:02:27,956 “Now that you're famous, is it raining boys in your inbox?” 40 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:32,502 T-lovers are everywhere. They're pouring down. It's just hard avoiding them. 41 00:02:32,544 --> 00:02:34,337 Mrs... Mrs… 42 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:37,257 As for the kiss, there's a cute new boy at school 43 00:02:37,299 --> 00:02:39,801 who asked me out to see the new Star Wars. 44 00:02:42,846 --> 00:02:46,308 Who knows, right? Pierre, I've been wanting you for a while. 45 00:02:46,349 --> 00:02:49,061 You attract me, I'm all yours. 46 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:52,397 Next question: “Alice, I'm 14 and I realized I was a trans person” 47 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,357 when I saw you in the Next Teen Top Model.” 48 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:56,943 “Thanks for inspiring me. I chose to call myself Marcela. What do you think?” 49 00:02:56,985 --> 00:02:58,987 - It's beautiful Marcela, when I… - Alice! 50 00:03:00,155 --> 00:03:01,406 Dad, I'm recording. 51 00:03:02,365 --> 00:03:04,618 I need to talk to you. 52 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,453 Ok, go ahead, I'll edit later. 53 00:03:06,828 --> 00:03:08,413 Ok. Can I sit here? 54 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:13,251 Do you remember I told you about an exotic fruit they found down South? 55 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,254 You know I'm a bit absent when you talk about work. 56 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,049 You attract me, I'm all yours. 57 00:03:20,008 --> 00:03:21,718 - Are you recording? - I'll edit later. 58 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:27,974 Anyway, Oxygen was thinking of me to study it for its new winter's perfume. 59 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,518 - And you got the job? - Yes. 60 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:32,020 Congrats, dad! 61 00:03:32,062 --> 00:03:34,398 Now I can get a new computer. 62 00:03:38,235 --> 00:03:40,529 Make a little heart to the camera for the video. 63 00:03:41,738 --> 00:03:44,991 The problem is that Oxygen expects that the 64 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:48,453 fragrance be revealed in its natural habitat. 65 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:50,372 Natural habitat. 66 00:03:52,082 --> 00:03:53,500 Hum... hmmm. 67 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,503 Be specific. What do you want me to do? 68 00:03:56,962 --> 00:03:59,923 That you pack your bags. We're moving. 69 00:04:04,636 --> 00:04:09,683 Heeeeeeeeeelp!!! 70 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,566 This place doesn't even have 50 thousand people. 71 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:23,530 Good. What I really need is peace to work. 72 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:28,535 I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Rhinoceros. Excuse me. 73 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:31,788 Not even 50 thousand people, Rhinoceros. It's like an illuminated village. 74 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,877 And the forecast for this week… 75 00:04:37,836 --> 00:04:39,337 Is a maximum of… 76 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,339 59°F! 77 00:04:52,017 --> 00:04:53,018 Huh? 78 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:58,815 No friends, no career, no kissing, 79 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:01,568 no Pierre, and to make it worse, no phone signal. 80 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:05,947 It's just a small change for a few months. It won't hurt you a bit. 81 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:09,576 ARAUCARIAS DO SUL - SOUTH OF BRAZIL - A small change?! I call this a kidnapping! 82 00:05:27,969 --> 00:05:30,055 Did you have any difficulties to reach paradise? 83 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,431 We got a bit lost. 84 00:05:31,473 --> 00:05:34,935 That happens… soon you'll get used to the town. 85 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:37,312 Araucarias do Sul is small, but it's first rate. 86 00:05:37,354 --> 00:05:39,314 Put in second gear, and you're out of here. 87 00:05:41,817 --> 00:05:44,152 Pleasure to meet you Mr. Jean. 88 00:05:44,194 --> 00:05:49,449 When Oxygen contacted the agency, we knew we'd be dealing with sophisticated clients. 89 00:05:49,491 --> 00:05:52,577 I did everything to personally come here to welcome you. 90 00:05:53,745 --> 00:05:56,706 - Give me Rhinoceros. - And this boy is your son? 91 00:05:58,375 --> 00:05:59,876 No, it's a girl. 92 00:05:59,918 --> 00:06:02,671 Sorry, it's really a boy. 93 00:06:02,712 --> 00:06:05,298 These days they love to be androgynous. 94 00:06:06,258 --> 00:06:07,968 Shall we visit the house? 95 00:06:10,345 --> 00:06:13,348 This house gets the sunlight on both sides. 96 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:17,936 The old owners did this to get as much sunlight as possible. 97 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:21,732 They were as we say… sustainability. 98 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:26,653 The couple that lived here before were very successful in cinema. 99 00:06:26,695 --> 00:06:30,657 But they had to leave town… they were gays. 100 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:32,617 Not that I'm against it. 101 00:06:33,285 --> 00:06:34,411 I'm a straight dammit. 102 00:06:34,453 --> 00:06:38,874 - You said there was a basement. - Yes. This way please. 103 00:06:41,877 --> 00:06:42,878 URGH 104 00:06:53,889 --> 00:06:57,809 This is where they would make their movies. 105 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:04,483 It's perfect. 106 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:09,321 Here are your keys, and my card with my phone number. 107 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,490 If you need anything, just call me. 108 00:07:11,907 --> 00:07:15,035 I hope your stay in Araucarias do Sul will be fruitful. 109 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:20,332 You'll see, this house will do lots of good to your son. 110 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,374 My daughter! 111 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,463 It's very calm, well isolated. 112 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,050 I don't intend to isolate her, thank you. 113 00:07:35,931 --> 00:07:39,810 Get out of the dumps. Travesti don't give up girl. 114 00:07:39,851 --> 00:07:42,479 Don't force me bitch. You have no idea of the situation I'm in. 115 00:07:42,521 --> 00:07:44,272 Stop it. You're whining on a full stomach. 116 00:07:44,314 --> 00:07:47,317 That's because you're not the one dragged out here 117 00:07:47,359 --> 00:07:50,570 - in the asshole of the world by your dad. - I see you got the devil in you girl. 118 00:07:50,612 --> 00:07:53,365 And when you're like that, you know, girl, Sashay Away. 119 00:07:54,282 --> 00:07:55,700 Kisses! I love you. 120 00:08:15,387 --> 00:08:17,264 My crush… 121 00:08:18,515 --> 00:08:22,561 THIS IS TO REMIND YOU HOW AMAZING DAD JEAN IS! 122 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,687 Alice. 123 00:08:26,231 --> 00:08:27,899 - I have a surprise for you. - What is it? 124 00:08:29,317 --> 00:08:30,318 This. 125 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:35,449 I've spoken to your endocrinologist. You can start the treatment. 126 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,783 Come here, dad. 127 00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:58,805 - Sorry, daddy. - Speaking to me again? 128 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,891 I miss you. 129 00:09:01,224 --> 00:09:04,061 Today was the day Pierre was taking me to the movies. 130 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,896 It should be the day of my first kiss. 131 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,649 Dad, I'm serious. 132 00:09:11,943 --> 00:09:12,944 Here we go. 133 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,864 You're marvelous, my girl. 134 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:19,576 You'll soon be surrounded by new friends. 135 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:22,329 About that, what's the school like here? 136 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,665 Oh, hum, hum… 137 00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:29,086 Jean Genet, don't pretend you didn't hear me. 138 00:09:32,297 --> 00:09:34,341 It's a catholic school, 139 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,218 No, dad. Seriously? 140 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:38,303 - Of The Sacred Heart... - You're joking? 141 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,222 - Of Our Lady... - No! 142 00:09:40,263 --> 00:09:41,723 - Of Redemption. - Dad! 143 00:09:41,765 --> 00:09:44,226 - It's the best there is, my dear. - Hory shet! 144 00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:46,395 Alice! Swearing at the table, no! 145 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,940 And it's “holy shit”. 146 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,952 Tomorrow's the day of fighting lions, I must be ready! 147 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:16,591 Alice. I'm not calling you again. 148 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,927 The car's on wasting gas. 149 00:10:23,974 --> 00:10:25,684 Relax, damn it! 150 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:35,152 This is a story of a girl who liked to dance. 151 00:10:35,193 --> 00:10:38,155 Everyone was amazed at her way of breaking. 152 00:10:38,196 --> 00:10:41,241 Algerian, wee, northeastern, mind-blowing. 153 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:43,744 Snazzy makeup, brightness of cut. 154 00:10:43,785 --> 00:10:45,537 Look at this girl, honey. 155 00:10:45,787 --> 00:10:48,707 You're beautiful, my dear. A pearl. 156 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,459 Thank you. 157 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:54,421 But, are you sure? 158 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,173 Since I'm going to catch their attention anyway 159 00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:57,966 at least like this I'll have some fun. 160 00:10:58,008 --> 00:10:58,258 Oh... 161 00:10:58,550 --> 00:10:59,551 I was almost forgetting. 162 00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:02,471 Excuse me, baby. 163 00:11:04,473 --> 00:11:05,474 Hmm... 164 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:17,152 THE SACRED HEART OF OUR LADY OF REDEMPTION SCHOOL 165 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:23,950 Fuck! 166 00:11:23,992 --> 00:11:26,286 Alice... go easy. 167 00:11:36,254 --> 00:11:37,964 I've arrived. 168 00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:41,551 I've arrived putting the house down. Ready to whip my hair. 169 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:45,180 Screw it. It can blow up for all I care. 170 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:48,892 'Cause nobody is ruining my day. 171 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,685 Warn them, tell them. 172 00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:52,646 That I've arrived. 173 00:11:52,687 --> 00:11:56,149 I've arrived putting the house down. Ready to whip my hair. 174 00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:59,778 Screw it. It can blow up for all I care. 175 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,740 ' Cause nobody is ruining my day. 176 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,076 Warn them, tell them. 177 00:12:06,368 --> 00:12:08,203 That I've arrived like a sickening hurricane. 178 00:12:08,245 --> 00:12:10,205 I've arrived fierce as fuck. 179 00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:13,708 Look at me, turn the lights off and turn up the sound. 180 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,710 The jealous bitches freak out. 181 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,462 Crusty cunts conspire. 182 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,966 To make others envious, I am good. 183 00:12:21,216 --> 00:12:22,509 What's your name? 184 00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:24,010 Alice Junior. 185 00:12:24,052 --> 00:12:26,012 I don't know what place you came out of, 186 00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:29,850 but here in Araucarias do Sul, students don't come to school dressed like clowns. 187 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:38,191 Agenor, go to the stockroom and get a male uniform for this boy. 188 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,234 Boy?! 189 00:12:39,943 --> 00:12:41,319 What did you expect... 190 00:12:46,742 --> 00:12:48,660 Jean Genet Junior? 191 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,091 Here. 192 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,685 Next class folks, the African Diaspora. 193 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,395 Excuse me, teacher. 194 00:13:31,953 --> 00:13:33,455 Faggots go to the back. 195 00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,624 Who hasn't read about the subject yet, read page 32. 196 00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:37,667 Read! Not search on the Internet. 197 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:38,710 Oh... 198 00:13:39,503 --> 00:13:41,546 Again, Guilherme... Get out! 199 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,465 - But teacher, it was he... - I said out! 200 00:13:44,508 --> 00:13:46,218 Straight to the principal's office. 201 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,178 Tell her I'm the one who sent you as a gift. 202 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,346 And you... 203 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:52,849 can sit down. 204 00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:02,109 Don't forget, the essay have to be based on the Calango video. 205 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:06,279 15 lines minimum to hand in next class, folks. 206 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,950 Bruna, Manoela, 15 lines. 207 00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:15,497 Don't come with 13 or 12 lines. History teachers know how to count. 208 00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,541 Lino, 15 lines. 209 00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:18,917 See you tomorrow. 210 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,339 You. 211 00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:26,133 What's with me? 212 00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:27,592 What's your name? 213 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,718 Alice Junior. 214 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,462 Are you crazy, girl? 215 00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,839 Get out of here Viviane. 216 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:08,925 Get out, you... 217 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,764 Yuck... 218 00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:21,521 - What the fuck? - Hi. 219 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,399 Sorry, I'm testing my new device. 220 00:15:24,441 --> 00:15:26,777 It's a direct register that subjectively distills the 221 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:29,071 patriarchal reek in this juvenile academic center. 222 00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:30,614 What? 223 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,492 Never mind. My name's Viviane. You're Alice, right? 224 00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:36,912 - You know me from the reality show? - What reality show? 225 00:15:37,454 --> 00:15:39,790 No. It's just that you're the trendy topic at school. 226 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,085 Don't worry. I'm here to fight against any type of oppression. 227 00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:45,420 I'm also in your class. But I sit in the front desk. 228 00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:48,548 Oh… ok. 229 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:50,300 You're... 230 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,345 transsexual, right? 231 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,430 We still say transsexual? 232 00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:58,558 It can be. But I prefer Alice. You can call me Alice. 233 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,938 Against labels, this young transsexual prefers 234 00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:04,940 - to be called… - Hey, what's this for? 235 00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:09,486 This is for my snap news. I'm the… school's young reporter. 236 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,407 Can I? 237 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,292 Great snack. Where did you get it? 238 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:27,087 I brought it from home so that I don't eat that shit food from school. 239 00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:31,508 Hey you, young Araucarian. I, Viviane Amorim, am 240 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:35,846 launching the new campaign: #AvoidTheCanteenSnacks. 241 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:39,808 My new friend, Alice Junior, and I will be giving some tips on 242 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:43,437 healthy nutrition so that you won't be left out or anything. 243 00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:46,189 So, Alice, tell us a bit more about your… 244 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,293 Fierce fag. We're in the same class, right? 245 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,426 I'll tell you only once and I hope that it's clear. 246 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,137 We have nothing in common. I'm not like you, 247 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:19,930 you're not like me, so we'll never be friends. 248 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:23,517 It hasn't been easy to go unnoticed all these years in this macho school 249 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,395 without calling the attention of the Alfa machos. 250 00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,439 To be friends with the travesti (him) of the school 251 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,441 is far beyond my survival plans. 252 00:17:30,442 --> 00:17:33,195 I'm “THE” travesti (her) of the school. 253 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,447 What a crusty cunt! 254 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,908 No touching! No touching! 255 00:17:37,949 --> 00:17:39,493 No touching! 256 00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:42,370 No touching! 257 00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:44,372 IMPERIAL PINECONE 258 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,959 Give me a Cachaça Horn. 259 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,002 Ok, Zé. 260 00:17:50,921 --> 00:17:52,798 - Thanks, Fi. - Thanks, Zé. 261 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:00,931 You're mine now. 262 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,397 It's 3 for 10, sir. 263 00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:13,944 Give me a dozen of these Imperial pinecones, please. 264 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,335 Fucking damn it! 265 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:41,012 Is this yours? 266 00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:45,726 I'm sorry. I thought I had attached the ladder well. 267 00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:50,981 - It just came out of the inspection. - Don't worry. I'll cover the costs. 268 00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:53,734 - That's the minimum, no? - Well, well… 269 00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:57,696 So much negative energy needing to come out. 270 00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:02,617 What kind of a joke is this? 271 00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:14,045 Ok. We can talk now. 272 00:19:14,546 --> 00:19:17,758 Here, put down your number. 273 00:19:27,184 --> 00:19:30,062 Well, well, well… what do we have here? 274 00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:34,566 Aunt Rosa told me to keep an eye on you, Alice Junior. 275 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,486 Your aunt's the bitchy principal? 276 00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,362 Wow! What strong genetics. 277 00:19:47,537 --> 00:19:52,084 Sininho doesn't like it either when BOYS poke around the GIRLS' bathroom. 278 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,920 I just wanna see when you can't hide from her anymore 279 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,464 you're a dyke, and need her help. 280 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:14,291 Rhinoceros, please tell me you had a normal day. 281 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:15,333 Meow. 282 00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:18,462 So I say. 283 00:21:19,629 --> 00:21:22,758 Don't you want me to buy you a female uniform? 284 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:25,927 And use that really ugly military skirt? No fucking way. 285 00:21:26,303 --> 00:21:28,013 It's for a short time, you know. 286 00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:31,224 Whatever, dad. I just want to have a normal day tomorrow. 287 00:21:36,772 --> 00:21:38,648 - Antonia Meireles. - Present. 288 00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:40,609 - Alicia Camargo. - Present. 289 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,235 - Bruna Miguel. - Present. 290 00:21:42,277 --> 00:21:43,779 - Beatriz Ramos. - I. 291 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,655 HOW WAS THE STAR WARS MOVIE? 292 00:21:45,697 --> 00:21:47,074 - Eduardo Souza. - I. 293 00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:50,077 Smartphones off and in the bag. 294 00:21:50,452 --> 00:21:52,245 - Julia Menezes. - Present. 295 00:21:52,287 --> 00:21:53,497 Jean Genet Junior. 296 00:21:54,372 --> 00:21:55,791 Present. 297 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,002 But correct it, teacher. It's Alice Junior. 298 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:04,925 Jean Genet Junior. 299 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,553 Jean Genet Junior. 300 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:10,514 Jean Genet Junior. 301 00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:14,184 Alice Junior. 302 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,603 Present. 303 00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,570 HOW WAS THE STAR WARS MOVIE? 304 00:22:26,488 --> 00:22:29,491 Saw it but didn't answer it, damn it! 305 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:37,249 Hey hunty! How are you, my dear? 306 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:41,294 Look at me! I put 150 ml in each side. 307 00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:45,298 I know that face. What happened? 308 00:22:47,426 --> 00:22:49,719 This is what happened and what's happening girl. 309 00:22:50,387 --> 00:22:53,390 I mean, finally a teacher called me by my social name. 310 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:58,019 - Anyways, these boys are all idiots. - Humm, I understand. 311 00:22:58,061 --> 00:23:01,648 But I'm sure it's not because of this gag that you're telling me this. 312 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:02,858 Come on, speak up! What is it? 313 00:23:02,899 --> 00:23:05,360 The boys from Recife are also idiots. 314 00:23:05,402 --> 00:23:10,866 Alice, advice: Forget these far away boys, my love. 315 00:23:10,907 --> 00:23:13,785 Concentrate on what's happening around you. 316 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,913 Think of this person who called you by your social name. 317 00:23:16,955 --> 00:23:23,044 If you concentrate on what's happening around you, you'll meet a great person. 318 00:23:23,086 --> 00:23:26,339 You'll meet an incredible person. Go on and free yourself. 319 00:23:26,381 --> 00:23:28,925 You know, you're right. 320 00:23:30,886 --> 00:23:32,137 Oh, fucking shit! 321 00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:36,099 Thanks for the tip, friend. Got to go. I'll explain later. Bye, love you. 322 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,775 Hey! 323 00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:46,610 Need help? 324 00:23:47,486 --> 00:23:49,196 I was just avoiding that web pain-in-the-ass. 325 00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:52,616 Viviane? Who doesn't? 326 00:23:54,618 --> 00:23:56,453 God, is that a real tattoo? 327 00:23:56,495 --> 00:23:58,914 No. It just pen. 328 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:02,459 Wanna see something? 329 00:24:05,128 --> 00:24:08,924 Holy shit! Your parents let you? 330 00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:10,675 Fuck my parents! 331 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:13,428 Can I? 332 00:24:23,522 --> 00:24:26,316 Cool. I can't wait to tattoo Rhinoceros. 333 00:24:26,358 --> 00:24:27,984 Rhinoceros? 334 00:24:28,026 --> 00:24:29,027 My cat. 335 00:24:31,196 --> 00:24:33,782 I could tattoo your back. That would be cool. 336 00:24:33,824 --> 00:24:34,908 Girl are you crazy? 337 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:37,536 I got to get a really small one so my dad doesn't see it. 338 00:24:39,121 --> 00:24:41,665 - Oh, shit. - What's wrong? 339 00:24:41,706 --> 00:24:43,250 I got to do my tucking. 340 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:44,918 - What? - Hide my prick. 341 00:24:45,544 --> 00:24:47,963 Cover me. Check that no one's coming. 342 00:24:58,348 --> 00:25:00,392 Done. Thanks. 343 00:25:04,438 --> 00:25:05,439 Hey! 344 00:25:06,565 --> 00:25:07,858 I don't know your name. 345 00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:10,152 - Alice. And yours? - Taisa. 346 00:25:10,402 --> 00:25:12,028 Bye, Taisa. 347 00:25:32,591 --> 00:25:35,761 Beware, those I catch photographing the board. 348 00:25:40,223 --> 00:25:42,184 Grab a pencil and write: 349 00:25:43,351 --> 00:25:47,898 - Calloused hand... - Subject known by heart. 350 00:26:23,475 --> 00:26:25,102 Shitty pinecone. 351 00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:28,397 What is your secret? 352 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:54,131 My dear, 353 00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:56,049 smell it. What do you think? 354 00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:01,555 Dad, you want a cute answer or a sincere one? 355 00:27:01,972 --> 00:27:03,140 The cute one… 356 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,352 It smells like when Rhinoceros took a shit after eating mothballs. 357 00:27:10,981 --> 00:27:12,441 Expecting anyone? 358 00:27:12,482 --> 00:27:13,942 It must be Viviane. 359 00:27:14,776 --> 00:27:16,069 So we have a friend? 360 00:27:16,111 --> 00:27:18,572 You want a cute answer or a sincere one? 361 00:27:19,990 --> 00:27:21,950 She's more like a fan stalker. 362 00:27:22,868 --> 00:27:24,870 Like the one in horror movies. 363 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,916 Reeeeeeecording. 364 00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:31,710 Sound. 365 00:27:33,044 --> 00:27:34,045 Sound. 366 00:27:35,046 --> 00:27:36,047 Sound. 367 00:27:36,298 --> 00:27:39,301 Here we are starting the second interview for 368 00:27:39,342 --> 00:27:42,262 the series Great Araucarian Personalities. 369 00:27:42,304 --> 00:27:45,974 - Here we are with Alice Junior. - Who was your first interviewee? 370 00:27:46,016 --> 00:27:47,017 Me. 371 00:27:47,601 --> 00:27:48,935 All right. Let's start. 372 00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:51,188 Tell me. How did you choose the name Alice? 373 00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:54,941 - I was… - Wait. Speak here. 374 00:27:55,942 --> 00:28:01,281 I was 10 and mommy would read Alice in Wonderland to me every night. 375 00:28:01,323 --> 00:28:03,825 I'm a super fan of Alice. I swear. 376 00:28:03,867 --> 00:28:05,535 And how was it at that time? Tell me. 377 00:28:06,411 --> 00:28:09,915 I was really free. I had lots of imagination. 378 00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:13,919 I would wear mommy's clothes and go looking for Mr. Rabbit in the yard. 379 00:28:14,211 --> 00:28:17,464 I knew who I was. I just didn't know the word trans existed 380 00:28:17,714 --> 00:28:21,218 or that there was an entire society that would imprison you. 381 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:24,096 - Yes, I understand. - Now, I ask you a question. 382 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:25,931 - Have you ever kissed on the mouth? - What!? 383 00:28:26,264 --> 00:28:28,183 Viviane Amorim, have you ever kissed on the mouth? 384 00:28:28,225 --> 00:28:30,268 What a childish question. 385 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:32,896 Why? You look like someone who has a VM (Virgin Mouth). 386 00:28:32,938 --> 00:28:35,399 - You look like someone who has a VM too. - I have a VM. 387 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,900 I'm a trans VM. 388 00:28:37,442 --> 00:28:39,986 That's one more title to put on my account. 389 00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:44,491 Well, I've never kissed either. 390 00:28:44,533 --> 00:28:47,160 - Are you a lesbian? - Lesbian? No! 391 00:28:47,202 --> 00:28:48,078 Yes... 392 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,162 - Yes or no? - And no. 393 00:28:49,204 --> 00:28:50,789 Politically, yes. 394 00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,958 Everywhere I look, I see male privileges. 395 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,043 I like boys. It's just… I don't know. 396 00:28:55,085 --> 00:28:58,088 Just knowing them better gives me ten kinds of laziness. 397 00:28:58,130 --> 00:28:59,464 That's our answer. 398 00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:02,717 Ok. Continuing the interview. 399 00:29:02,759 --> 00:29:05,679 You were talking about you mom, or as you said: Mommy. 400 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,348 I want to know what your relationship's like? I'm dying to meet her. 401 00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:10,600 Vivi, my mom died when I was 11. 402 00:29:12,853 --> 00:29:16,022 Oh my, Alice. I'm so sorry. I really didn't know. 403 00:29:16,064 --> 00:29:18,608 - I'm sorry to make you go through this. - Vivi, it's all right. 404 00:29:19,109 --> 00:29:20,235 I'm the worst reporter in the world. 405 00:29:20,277 --> 00:29:21,653 Stop it. It's all right. Seriously. 406 00:29:22,112 --> 00:29:26,199 You're the best reporter that's ever interviewed me on a pedalo. 407 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:28,368 Seriously, I'm ready to continue. 408 00:29:29,494 --> 00:29:30,495 Really? 409 00:29:30,787 --> 00:29:32,789 Really. There's just one condition. 410 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,708 - Huh? - You ask a question, and I ask another. 411 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,043 Deal. What do you want to know? 412 00:29:37,085 --> 00:29:40,839 You said some of the boys in school were good-looking. I want names. 413 00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:42,632 - Oh no, Alice. - Come on, come on. 414 00:29:42,674 --> 00:29:43,633 What for? What's it going to change? 415 00:29:43,675 --> 00:29:45,969 - Lino isn't? - Lino? Lino's out of the question. 416 00:29:46,803 --> 00:29:47,763 Matheus. 417 00:29:47,804 --> 00:29:49,222 - Matheus? - Matheus. 418 00:29:49,264 --> 00:29:51,183 - Seriously? - Paulo. 419 00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:52,809 - Paulo's cute. - Paulo came and spoke to me. 420 00:29:52,851 --> 00:29:54,686 - Paulo spoke to you? - He came to speak with me. 421 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:55,145 Where? 422 00:29:55,187 --> 00:29:56,521 I didn't call him. He came up to speak with me. 423 00:29:56,563 --> 00:29:57,689 - Where? - At school. 424 00:29:57,731 --> 00:29:59,107 - Seriously? - Humm. 425 00:29:59,149 --> 00:29:59,775 Ok. 426 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,818 I dropped my book and he came to talk to me. 427 00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:02,402 What? 428 00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:04,029 I saw it in a movie. 429 00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:06,364 You saw it in a movie? 430 00:30:06,615 --> 00:30:07,824 What did he tell you? 431 00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:09,743 “You let the book fall. Pick it up” 432 00:30:09,785 --> 00:30:13,163 See. What a man. He was worried about my studies. 433 00:30:13,205 --> 00:30:14,873 "Do you want any help to pick up your 434 00:30:14,915 --> 00:30:16,958 dignity that's on the ground with the book?" 435 00:30:38,688 --> 00:30:42,609 Discover the secret for Oxygen. 436 00:30:42,651 --> 00:30:43,985 Good morning, daddy. 437 00:30:46,154 --> 00:30:48,156 You spent the whole night working? 438 00:30:49,324 --> 00:30:50,534 What time is it? 439 00:30:50,575 --> 00:30:51,910 It's already 7:10. 440 00:30:52,411 --> 00:30:54,246 Look! Even the sun came out. 441 00:30:54,704 --> 00:30:55,539 Good. 442 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:59,084 Perfect. I'll put my baby Araucaria to maturate. 443 00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:01,503 Daddy, I'm late and have exams today. Focus. 444 00:31:01,545 --> 00:31:02,963 All right, all right. 445 00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,382 What a pain... 446 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:17,561 I don't know... 447 00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:23,233 My heart... 448 00:31:23,275 --> 00:31:25,861 Will know... 449 00:31:27,237 --> 00:31:30,282 Of the illusion... 450 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:34,953 I'm going to the sea... 451 00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:39,791 To seek... 452 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:43,295 - A stone necklace... - Hi Alice. 453 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:43,920 Hi... 454 00:31:43,962 --> 00:31:45,505 to beautify you... 455 00:31:45,547 --> 00:31:47,215 This is Bruno, my boyfriend. 456 00:31:47,716 --> 00:31:50,343 Plea… Pleasure, he's all mine. I mean… 457 00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:51,386 I mean, no... 458 00:31:51,428 --> 00:31:54,931 Pleasure. So, how did I come out in the picture? 459 00:31:55,432 --> 00:32:00,395 - I didn't know you knew each other. - No, I just ruined her selfie. 460 00:32:01,313 --> 00:32:04,399 To class I will… you… 461 00:32:05,942 --> 00:32:09,863 To class I will go, and… Bye. 462 00:32:09,905 --> 00:32:10,947 Bye. 463 00:32:14,284 --> 00:32:15,827 That thing you said is really true. 464 00:32:16,328 --> 00:32:19,164 - What thing? - She really looks like a girl. 465 00:33:01,957 --> 00:33:05,085 Your test is here! Mr. Guilherme. 466 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:11,967 Alice. 467 00:33:14,261 --> 00:33:16,179 - Alice. - What is it? 468 00:33:16,221 --> 00:33:20,100 - What's wrong with you? - I'm dying to pee. 469 00:33:20,142 --> 00:33:21,351 Ask to go to the bathroom. 470 00:33:21,393 --> 00:33:23,729 What bathroom? There are no bathrooms here for me, Viviane. 471 00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:41,788 Teacher, may I go to the bathroom? 472 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:45,500 No chances, Alice. You just came back from the break. Go later. 473 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,927 Hey! Look! The faggot pissed herself completely. 474 00:33:56,386 --> 00:33:58,263 Pisser. 475 00:33:58,847 --> 00:33:59,931 Pisser. 476 00:34:00,182 --> 00:34:01,600 It's a waterfall. 477 00:34:06,897 --> 00:34:11,109 FAG PISSES HIMSELF IN CLASSROOM 478 00:34:17,324 --> 00:34:18,325 Pisser. 479 00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:21,203 Pisser. 480 00:34:21,243 --> 00:34:23,538 My dear, what happened? 481 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:28,835 All that was missing, dad. Now I'm the Sissy Pisser of the school. 482 00:34:28,877 --> 00:34:31,171 - I'm very sorry for your son. - Daughter! 483 00:34:31,212 --> 00:34:36,301 What you and your son do or don't in your home doesn't interest us. 484 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:41,931 Look, even here at the school we have two or three delicate boys like your son. 485 00:34:41,973 --> 00:34:44,683 That's one thing Alice isn't, delicate. 486 00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:47,270 What I want to say is that the difference of 487 00:34:47,312 --> 00:34:49,855 values cannot prevail over the school rules. 488 00:34:49,897 --> 00:34:55,194 Just because of that, I'd like to deal with this through the law, and not your values. 489 00:34:55,529 --> 00:35:00,075 - Meet my lawyer, Mara Rocha. - Is this a joke? 490 00:35:01,118 --> 00:35:07,082 Alice is not allowed to use the girls' bathroom in her new school. 491 00:35:07,124 --> 00:35:10,544 Lord! How square! Really? 492 00:35:10,585 --> 00:35:16,800 And the principal here isn't very up-dated. 493 00:35:16,842 --> 00:35:20,137 - Hello, my dear. Ready? Let's go. - What's this? 494 00:35:25,892 --> 00:35:26,935 Alice. 495 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:31,898 It's to the teachers' bathroom. 496 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:34,443 If any of them complains, tell them to talk to me. 497 00:35:38,113 --> 00:35:39,114 Thanks. 498 00:35:40,949 --> 00:35:43,243 But I don't intend to come back here ever. 499 00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:56,798 Access to locker rooms, bathrooms and 500 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,761 any other gender segregated places must be guaranteed 501 00:36:00,802 --> 00:36:04,264 according to the person's gender identity. 502 00:36:04,306 --> 00:36:09,978 In Alice's case, the gender FE-MA-LE. 503 00:36:10,645 --> 00:36:14,566 Way to go, Mara. Thanks a lot. I don't want to take anymore of your time. 504 00:36:14,608 --> 00:36:18,361 No worries, my dear. And send Alice a kiss. 505 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:19,571 Bye. 506 00:36:21,823 --> 00:36:27,329 You really think you scare me with your accent and your portable TV? 507 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:29,664 I don't scare anyone. 508 00:36:29,706 --> 00:36:34,086 Now, Mara, you should see her at court. 509 00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:38,799 She'd, as we say in Brazil, slay the house down on your face. 510 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,384 I'm not aware of these vulgar expressions. 511 00:36:41,426 --> 00:36:44,888 You're not aware of many things. 512 00:36:45,222 --> 00:36:48,141 If you'll excuse me, a school doesn't run by itself. 513 00:36:50,811 --> 00:36:56,108 I don't know if you know, but I created this perfume Golden Peach by Oxygen 514 00:36:56,149 --> 00:37:00,153 that you must be using ever since it came out about… 20 years ago. 515 00:37:00,737 --> 00:37:03,907 One phone call, and I take it off the market. 516 00:37:05,242 --> 00:37:07,369 Great choice, by the way. 517 00:37:27,806 --> 00:37:28,849 Daddy… 518 00:37:30,058 --> 00:37:31,560 Why do I exist? 519 00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:34,688 What kind of question is that? 520 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:41,111 I just screw myself, so why do I exist? 521 00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:47,951 Alice... 522 00:37:48,285 --> 00:37:50,203 You exist to shine. 523 00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:41,129 And I've been living on the edge. I didn't notice. 524 00:38:41,171 --> 00:38:43,173 Meow 525 00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:48,762 Hi, folks. After days without posting anything, I decided to go live. 526 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,389 A tutorial for those who went through a dramatic week 527 00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:54,267 and need to plaster that panda shadow under the eyes. 528 00:38:54,309 --> 00:38:59,356 I'm going to use a base that I usually use in my day-to-day. 529 00:39:00,399 --> 00:39:04,361 And… I'm already getting messages. 530 00:39:05,195 --> 00:39:07,155 Sandra says she misses me. 531 00:39:07,197 --> 00:39:09,157 Me too was I missing so much this contact. 532 00:39:09,199 --> 00:39:10,534 You can't imagine how much. 533 00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,494 And... 534 00:39:13,912 --> 00:39:14,996 Carol says: 535 00:39:16,289 --> 00:39:19,709 “Who thinks I could look good after a week of shit.” 536 00:39:20,377 --> 00:39:23,213 I don't know if you were sincere, but thanks. 537 00:39:24,172 --> 00:39:28,385 And Rafa says: "Here's the link where he pi… pisses himself..." 538 00:39:28,718 --> 00:39:31,721 FAG PISSES HIMSELF IN THE CLASSROOM. 539 00:39:55,954 --> 00:40:00,292 - Hey, kitty. - Hey Alice. We came to cheer you up. 540 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,337 Come for a ride with us, and frighten the town. I'll show you a place really “pa”. 541 00:40:04,963 --> 00:40:07,299 - “Pa”? - Paradisiacal. 542 00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:27,235 I see your sad eyes. 543 00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:34,284 But you insist. 544 00:40:40,457 --> 00:40:44,753 To be silent. 545 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:54,304 We go crazy. 546 00:40:55,972 --> 00:40:57,224 Everyone knows 547 00:40:57,265 --> 00:41:00,811 It's much nicer up there. Alice will like it. 548 00:41:05,065 --> 00:41:07,067 I don't know if I came with the right clothes. 549 00:41:07,567 --> 00:41:11,154 Alice, forget it. Feel this air. 550 00:41:13,532 --> 00:41:16,326 If I don't feel a snake bite, that'll be just great. 551 00:41:16,368 --> 00:41:18,954 Keep cool, Alice. Our spot is just up front. 552 00:41:19,204 --> 00:41:21,206 Let's run! The sun's setting. 553 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,291 Let's go! 554 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:27,712 Do not be afraid, I read in a "Haikai". 555 00:41:29,548 --> 00:41:36,263 Our life looks like a eighties teen movie. 556 00:41:36,304 --> 00:41:38,932 Oh, shit. I don't remember which way is the shortest. 557 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,976 Oh, Bruno, seriously? 558 00:41:43,478 --> 00:41:46,940 Taisa! Taisa! 559 00:41:49,985 --> 00:41:51,862 Knowing her, she's already up ahead. 560 00:41:53,488 --> 00:41:58,160 My mother told me to be a boy and not to discuss. 561 00:41:58,201 --> 00:42:02,247 But I'm stubborn and wanted to be a travesti. 562 00:42:02,289 --> 00:42:03,290 T way. 563 00:42:32,527 --> 00:42:33,904 Come here, Alice. 564 00:42:34,946 --> 00:42:37,824 Oh Bruno. I don't know. It's really high. 565 00:42:37,866 --> 00:42:40,202 Come on! Trust me. It's not dangerous. 566 00:42:52,547 --> 00:42:53,548 So? 567 00:42:55,509 --> 00:42:56,551 It's beautiful. 568 00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:02,808 Can you see Recife from here? 569 00:43:04,393 --> 00:43:07,521 - It's right there after those trees. - Really? 570 00:43:08,146 --> 00:43:09,523 Of course not, Bruno. 571 00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:19,741 Taisa says great things about you. 572 00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:26,039 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. She says you're very beautiful. 573 00:43:27,499 --> 00:43:30,335 When I saw you at school, I never imagined you were a trans. 574 00:43:31,253 --> 00:43:33,630 That's a terrible thing to say to a trans. 575 00:43:35,215 --> 00:43:36,383 Really? 576 00:43:36,425 --> 00:43:39,719 Really. Because it shows that for me to look like a woman, I have to be pretty. 577 00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:42,222 And I'm a woman, whether or not I'm pretty. 578 00:43:42,264 --> 00:43:44,015 After all, what is it to be pretty? 579 00:43:48,687 --> 00:43:50,230 You're right. My bad. 580 00:43:54,234 --> 00:43:58,238 - Where's Taisa? I'm worried. - Relax. She can take care of herself. 581 00:44:15,172 --> 00:44:19,009 Sorry about the thing I told you not looking like a trans. 582 00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:21,261 This is all really new to me. 583 00:44:21,303 --> 00:44:23,513 Would you ever date a trans? 584 00:44:24,055 --> 00:44:25,182 I already have a girlfriend. 585 00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,481 The city looks so small from here. 586 00:44:34,191 --> 00:44:37,944 From far, everything's pretty small, fragile. 587 00:44:38,737 --> 00:44:43,575 It gives you another aspect of existence, of why we exist. 588 00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:48,914 - Yeah? What aspect? - I don't know. 589 00:44:48,955 --> 00:44:52,709 Why's it some things are if they're not meant to be? 590 00:44:55,504 --> 00:44:58,673 - This is really stoners' talk. - A bit. 591 00:45:12,437 --> 00:45:13,438 What's that? 592 00:45:14,106 --> 00:45:15,107 Just a habit. 593 00:45:15,565 --> 00:45:19,319 - But you do that, like for real? - I do, yeah. 594 00:45:23,448 --> 00:45:25,867 - Do some rhymes. - I don't know how to rhyme. 595 00:45:25,909 --> 00:45:28,787 Improvise. Just say some truths like Nicki Minaj. 596 00:45:28,829 --> 00:45:31,331 - Go. - All right. 597 00:45:34,042 --> 00:45:35,043 Wait... 598 00:45:36,461 --> 00:45:40,215 People don't understand me, they have no patience. 599 00:45:40,257 --> 00:45:43,802 But what they don't know is that my body's resistance. 600 00:45:45,637 --> 00:45:47,722 Holy crap. Where did that come from? 601 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,643 I don't know. From my life. 602 00:46:00,402 --> 00:46:04,030 - Did I missed the sunset? - Run! It's almost gone. 603 00:46:10,328 --> 00:46:12,831 - Ahhh. - Thanks. 604 00:46:15,459 --> 00:46:16,710 It's getting cold, no? 605 00:46:44,988 --> 00:46:46,531 So Alice. What do you think? 606 00:46:51,953 --> 00:46:53,038 You really wanna know? 607 00:46:54,122 --> 00:46:57,209 Our Lady of Redemption will have to deal with a trans student, yes. 608 00:46:58,126 --> 00:47:01,463 And who's not happy can go to hell! 609 00:47:05,801 --> 00:47:11,098 - Go, Alice! - Go, Alice! Go, Alice! 610 00:47:11,139 --> 00:47:12,432 Go, Alice! 611 00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,449 Confronting lions! 612 00:47:31,034 --> 00:47:32,119 Confronting. 613 00:47:34,663 --> 00:47:39,709 Taking over something that's in place of another… 614 00:47:41,545 --> 00:47:44,464 Confronting lions! 615 00:47:45,424 --> 00:47:46,800 Confronting. 616 00:47:49,136 --> 00:47:53,723 Taking over something that's in place of another… 617 00:47:56,476 --> 00:47:57,811 Bite! 618 00:47:58,729 --> 00:48:01,064 The skin is wounded. 619 00:48:02,774 --> 00:48:07,112 Stick to the trail, in the field and go on with life! 620 00:48:09,865 --> 00:48:11,283 In the end... 621 00:48:12,576 --> 00:48:15,412 Sadness is a false friend. 622 00:48:17,038 --> 00:48:19,040 Teach to confront lions. 623 00:48:37,768 --> 00:48:40,020 All right. What's the stupid joke now? 624 00:48:40,062 --> 00:48:41,271 Relax, Alice. 625 00:48:41,605 --> 00:48:45,025 We wanted to invite you to my traditional spring-coming pool party. 626 00:48:45,067 --> 00:48:47,069 And you couldn't be left out. 627 00:48:47,110 --> 00:48:49,362 I've always wanted to tell you I was cheering 628 00:48:49,404 --> 00:48:51,281 for you in the “Next Teen Top Model”. 629 00:48:51,323 --> 00:48:53,325 Oh, and the invite's for two people. 630 00:48:53,366 --> 00:48:55,994 So bring your sweetheart along if you want. 631 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:02,667 We'll see you there? 632 00:49:10,634 --> 00:49:12,552 YOU ARE INVITED TO MANOELA'S POOL PARTY 633 00:49:12,594 --> 00:49:13,720 Alice. 634 00:49:13,762 --> 00:49:15,764 Do you realize what just happened? 635 00:49:15,806 --> 00:49:18,350 You were invited to Manoela's legendary pool party. 636 00:49:18,683 --> 00:49:22,479 I've been here three years and have only heard about it. You'll have to take me! 637 00:49:22,521 --> 00:49:24,272 Am I hearing right? 638 00:49:24,314 --> 00:49:26,566 Viviane Amorim, the paladin of the oppressed 639 00:49:26,608 --> 00:49:28,485 wants to go to the Barbie Doll party? 640 00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:32,447 I heard there's pole dance championship, with Vodka shots! 641 00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:45,377 Guilherme! 642 00:49:45,419 --> 00:49:48,839 - You'll break it. - Wow, how cute. 643 00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:56,096 Give it back! 644 00:49:58,432 --> 00:49:59,808 I think it broke… 645 00:50:05,147 --> 00:50:05,689 It broke? 646 00:50:05,731 --> 00:50:09,192 The screen's cracked. My mom hasn't even finished paying for it yet! 647 00:50:11,445 --> 00:50:13,405 Why don't you pick on someone your size? 648 00:50:15,615 --> 00:50:18,285 Fight, fight. 649 00:50:19,536 --> 00:50:21,747 Would that be you, you Paraibano shit? 650 00:50:21,788 --> 00:50:24,416 - I'm not even Paraibano, you shit head. - Fight, fight. 651 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:25,751 Don't' go, Alice! 652 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,836 What did you call me, shemale? 653 00:50:27,878 --> 00:50:33,383 You didn't catch my accent? I'll say it your way: SHIT HEAD. 654 00:50:39,097 --> 00:50:42,350 Fight! Fight! 655 00:51:16,927 --> 00:51:20,430 Do you think that a trans person is a joke? 656 00:51:20,472 --> 00:51:22,516 No touching, no touching! 657 00:51:22,849 --> 00:51:25,519 TRANS GIRL TAKES REVENGE ON CYBERBULLYING 658 00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:32,442 My! What negative energy we have here. 659 00:51:32,818 --> 00:51:34,611 Where were we? 660 00:51:34,653 --> 00:51:37,906 Have you seen in what state my son is because of that aberration? 661 00:51:37,948 --> 00:51:40,158 Weigh your words when talking about my daughter. 662 00:51:40,826 --> 00:51:42,869 Your son is unbalanced, Laura. 663 00:51:43,245 --> 00:51:45,956 It's been a while that Lino complains about him at home. 664 00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:51,920 Some kind of strong lack is affecting him. You should pay attention to that. 665 00:51:51,962 --> 00:51:55,006 You're going to teach me how to take care of my kid? 666 00:51:55,549 --> 00:51:58,385 From you, who can't even raise a man. 667 00:51:58,427 --> 00:52:01,096 I'm alone at home, and I raised Alice very well. 668 00:52:01,138 --> 00:52:05,350 - Alice is incapable of hurting a fly. - Right, Guilherme is one to talk. 669 00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:07,269 Maybe he's a good-for-nothing. 670 00:52:09,271 --> 00:52:11,815 Enough! You're dismissed. 671 00:52:12,399 --> 00:52:13,525 Why only her? 672 00:52:13,567 --> 00:52:16,194 - It's not the baby doll's fault. - Baby doll? 673 00:52:16,236 --> 00:52:17,320 He's just a victim. 674 00:52:17,696 --> 00:52:21,074 As for you two, there's nothing to discuss about. 675 00:52:21,116 --> 00:52:23,160 Violence is not permitted in this school. 676 00:52:23,201 --> 00:52:28,081 This time, three-day suspension. Next time, expulsion. 677 00:52:29,541 --> 00:52:31,543 Did you have to use your fists with that boy? 678 00:52:31,877 --> 00:52:34,171 - What did you expect me to do? - Use your intelligence! 679 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:37,007 - He deserved it. - I didn't raise you to be like that. 680 00:52:37,048 --> 00:52:41,636 You know your facts. You're evolved. Fighting is for savages. 681 00:52:41,887 --> 00:52:43,180 You have to be patient. 682 00:52:43,221 --> 00:52:46,600 Easy for you to say, dad. Male, white, cis and straight. 683 00:52:46,641 --> 00:52:49,561 - I'm not falling for that one! - Gotta recognize your privileges. 684 00:52:49,603 --> 00:52:50,812 - Alice! - Hey! 685 00:52:54,316 --> 00:52:55,567 Wait for me in the car. 686 00:52:57,569 --> 00:52:58,904 - Hi. - Hi. 687 00:52:59,237 --> 00:53:03,408 I wanted to thank you for your daughter's defending my son today in the courtyard. 688 00:53:04,117 --> 00:53:06,203 Alice sometimes gets out of control. 689 00:53:06,453 --> 00:53:10,165 I'd like to invite you both for lunch at home with us tomorrow. 690 00:53:13,043 --> 00:53:14,961 Lino doesn't have many friends. 691 00:53:15,003 --> 00:53:17,881 I think it would be cool for him to have company his age. 692 00:53:19,174 --> 00:53:22,344 Alice needs to leave the house a bit, too. 693 00:53:22,385 --> 00:53:24,930 I think that's what's driving her crazy. 694 00:53:24,971 --> 00:53:27,682 - So, tomorrow at noon? - All right. 695 00:53:32,854 --> 00:53:34,648 - All right then. See you. - Bye. 696 00:53:36,608 --> 00:53:39,986 I invited your friend over to have lunch with us tomorrow. 697 00:53:40,028 --> 00:53:42,531 - Mom, she's not... - My friend. 698 00:53:50,914 --> 00:53:53,583 Why don't you show your studio to your friend? 699 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:57,295 - No Marisa. Thanks, I'm fine. Seriously. - She'll love it... 700 00:53:57,337 --> 00:53:59,798 I'm sure. 701 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,384 Come on. Take her there. 702 00:54:07,222 --> 00:54:10,767 My God! They hate each other. 703 00:54:25,157 --> 00:54:27,075 Don't touch anything. I organized it yesterday. 704 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,415 - Are they yours? - Well, yes. 705 00:54:33,457 --> 00:54:36,042 They're beautiful. You should put on a fashion show. 706 00:54:36,084 --> 00:54:38,628 Right. Put on a fashion show, and parade to whom? 707 00:54:38,670 --> 00:54:40,672 At the knitwear fair of Araucarias do Sul? 708 00:54:41,256 --> 00:54:43,925 I want to go to a fashion school and flee this place. 709 00:54:46,136 --> 00:54:50,891 By the way, have you heard of a program called “Next Teen Top Model”? 710 00:54:50,932 --> 00:54:52,851 Yes, Alice. I know who you are. 711 00:54:53,268 --> 00:54:55,729 How couldn't I know about the fuss you made in the finals? 712 00:54:55,771 --> 00:54:59,941 Sincerely, I think these reality shows just fetishize the fashion world. 713 00:54:59,983 --> 00:55:02,861 What a pity. That's where I met Alexandre Nakabuki. 714 00:55:02,903 --> 00:55:04,237 You know Nakabuki? 715 00:55:04,279 --> 00:55:08,325 Yeah. I paraded in his last year's summer collection. 716 00:55:08,366 --> 00:55:11,244 My God! You've already worn a Nakabuki. 717 00:55:11,286 --> 00:55:14,664 His last trainee became so famous that in just a year, he started his own brand. 718 00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:20,712 What do you think if I sent him some pictures of me wearing your clothes? 719 00:55:22,130 --> 00:55:26,176 - You'd do that for me? - I broke a brat's nose for you, Lino Neto. 720 00:55:29,137 --> 00:55:31,807 This place you have here is incredible. 721 00:55:31,848 --> 00:55:34,976 Yeah. You can forget the world. 722 00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:37,813 I mean, I forget. 723 00:55:38,563 --> 00:55:43,944 Not Lino. He's always connected. It's impressive. 724 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,363 Look. 725 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,664 I've always had this sweet Araucaria here at home. 726 00:55:56,081 --> 00:55:59,668 - It's the Imperial Pine? - Yes, it is. 727 00:56:05,757 --> 00:56:08,760 Inside the cone, there's a hidden flower. 728 00:56:08,802 --> 00:56:15,475 That reveals itself with the blow of who has discovered its true essence. 729 00:56:17,144 --> 00:56:20,856 It's a lovely story, but it's just a folktale. 730 00:56:24,359 --> 00:56:27,487 I've tried that a thousand times. 731 00:56:28,405 --> 00:56:32,617 Now, let's get down to business. 732 00:56:46,798 --> 00:56:49,468 This is the part I like the most. 733 00:56:50,135 --> 00:56:51,136 Try it. 734 00:56:59,770 --> 00:57:03,315 This is incredible. Are you a botanist? Biologist? 735 00:57:03,356 --> 00:57:06,026 I'm a boozer. 736 00:57:08,070 --> 00:57:10,405 And as you say: Voilà! 737 00:57:11,156 --> 00:57:12,699 This is my breadwinner. 738 00:57:12,741 --> 00:57:19,748 Come taste the cachaça I made with the sap of the sweet Araucaria. Try it. 739 00:57:27,881 --> 00:57:29,633 - Did you like it? - Like it? 740 00:57:33,553 --> 00:57:35,263 I think I'm gonna have an orgasm. 741 00:57:43,563 --> 00:57:46,817 Alice used to embarrass her mom and I so much. 742 00:57:46,858 --> 00:57:48,527 Oh, you're exaggerating. 743 00:57:48,568 --> 00:57:49,361 No, I'm not. 744 00:57:49,403 --> 00:57:51,822 - Alice has such a dirty mouth. - Really? 745 00:57:52,197 --> 00:57:55,659 I tell her: Alice, finesse. 746 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:59,329 A bit of finesse. It's useless. 747 00:58:00,455 --> 00:58:02,791 One day, when she was 9... 748 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:05,919 the pediatrician told her jokingly... 749 00:58:06,253 --> 00:58:08,547 that she was becoming a little man. 750 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,424 Do you know what she did? 751 00:58:10,799 --> 00:58:12,384 She told him to go get fucked. 752 00:58:15,178 --> 00:58:19,683 You're laughing because it's not your problem. Lino's very sweet. 753 00:58:19,724 --> 00:58:21,435 Sweet? 754 00:58:22,102 --> 00:58:23,437 Lino... 755 00:58:24,229 --> 00:58:27,566 Lino's a devilish bitch. 756 00:58:28,734 --> 00:58:32,279 He's my son. I love him! But he is. 757 00:58:32,654 --> 00:58:35,657 - A toast to them. - A toast. 758 00:58:35,699 --> 00:58:38,577 To the devilish bitch and the dirty-mouthed trans. 759 00:59:01,933 --> 00:59:03,977 So, who starts? 760 00:59:15,322 --> 00:59:17,157 Here, Alice. Here. 761 00:59:17,616 --> 00:59:20,202 Until you know it by heart. 762 00:59:20,786 --> 00:59:22,162 Until you know it by heart. 763 00:59:22,204 --> 00:59:23,747 Cut their heads. 764 00:59:23,789 --> 00:59:26,208 Until you know it by heart. 765 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:29,419 Until you know it by heart. 766 00:59:29,461 --> 00:59:31,671 Until you know it by heart. 767 00:59:32,464 --> 00:59:34,091 Until you know it by heart. 768 00:59:35,133 --> 00:59:37,928 - Until you know it by heart. - No touching, no touching! 769 00:59:40,388 --> 00:59:43,892 Alice. 770 00:59:44,309 --> 00:59:46,436 Wake up. 771 00:59:46,478 --> 00:59:49,147 Alice, wake up. 772 00:59:52,025 --> 00:59:53,026 Alice. 773 00:59:57,656 --> 00:59:58,782 Alice, wake up. 774 00:59:59,324 --> 01:00:00,909 Wake up, creature. 775 01:00:02,452 --> 01:00:05,038 Damn it, Viviane. Let me sleep. 776 01:00:05,455 --> 01:00:09,251 - Right, and miss the pool party? - Who throws a party at this time? 777 01:00:09,292 --> 01:00:14,172 - Alice, let's go! Bruno will be there. - What does Bruno have to do with this? 778 01:00:14,214 --> 01:00:17,342 Well, it's just that you like all the pictures he posts. You think I'm blind? 779 01:00:17,634 --> 01:00:19,302 Stalker alert on you, Viviane. 780 01:00:19,594 --> 01:00:22,973 Stop saying these things. I don't wanna cause any trouble. Taisa is my friend. 781 01:00:23,014 --> 01:00:26,476 - I'm much more on your side. - Me, too. Now, leave me. 782 01:00:26,518 --> 01:00:30,063 - Let's go, girl. Get up! - Damn it, Viviane. You talk too much. 783 01:00:30,105 --> 01:00:33,108 My God! I'm just here to wake you up. Let's go! 784 01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:37,028 - Nobody gets up before seven. - Of course they do. Everybody does. 785 01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:39,364 Five o'clock and I'm up. Hurry Ali… 786 01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:44,411 Fuck! Come on. You got to get up now! 787 01:00:44,453 --> 01:00:47,414 - We're gonna be super late. Let's go! - It's seven in the morning! 788 01:00:47,456 --> 01:00:48,457 It doesn't matter. 789 01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:52,461 We're almost there girls. 790 01:00:56,173 --> 01:00:57,466 We arrived. 791 01:00:58,091 --> 01:00:59,384 Yeah! 792 01:01:01,428 --> 01:01:03,013 Alice let's go, let's go. 793 01:01:05,515 --> 01:01:08,101 Dad, do I look feminine? 794 01:01:08,351 --> 01:01:11,396 - You're beautiful. - That's not what I asked. 795 01:01:19,321 --> 01:01:20,363 Alice. 796 01:01:24,743 --> 01:01:27,412 If you need me, call me and I'll be right over. 797 01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:35,212 Hey, welcome. 798 01:01:35,253 --> 01:01:37,422 Come here. Let's take an official picture. 799 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:38,340 Wait, wait. 800 01:01:38,381 --> 01:01:43,011 Don't forget to check in, and to put #PoolParty on the pictures. 801 01:01:58,276 --> 01:02:00,987 This is too normative! 802 01:02:01,029 --> 01:02:03,407 Now that we're here, we'll have to stay. 803 01:02:03,448 --> 01:02:05,742 - The pisser! - Ignore him. 804 01:02:05,784 --> 01:02:08,120 Hey pisser! Seriously, I wanted to thank you. 805 01:02:08,578 --> 01:02:09,955 You just made me win the game. 806 01:02:10,831 --> 01:02:12,124 The Joker was the Queen of Clubs. 807 01:02:14,459 --> 01:02:17,212 A carmine colored lampshade... 808 01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:19,881 The blue bed sheet. 809 01:02:22,008 --> 01:02:24,803 Silk curtains... 810 01:02:25,262 --> 01:02:26,972 On your naked body. 811 01:02:27,013 --> 01:02:28,723 The best thing about this party is your look. 812 01:02:28,765 --> 01:02:31,143 It's really sickning, by the way. 813 01:02:31,184 --> 01:02:33,729 Oh, Thanks Vivi. 814 01:02:33,770 --> 01:02:34,813 Hi. 815 01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:37,315 - Hi, Taisa. - Hi. 816 01:02:37,357 --> 01:02:42,863 In all the beds I sleep there's only you… 817 01:02:42,904 --> 01:02:45,949 - Are you avoiding me? - Me? No. 818 01:02:48,785 --> 01:02:50,704 Are you thinking of going in the water? 819 01:02:50,746 --> 01:02:51,747 I can't. 820 01:02:52,581 --> 01:02:53,832 You've got your period, too? 821 01:02:55,417 --> 01:02:57,335 I don't have periods, Taisa. 822 01:02:57,377 --> 01:02:59,337 But thanks for the compliment. 823 01:03:02,007 --> 01:03:05,051 I'm not wearing a bikini. I'm using padding underneath. 824 01:03:06,428 --> 01:03:11,016 - Next. - I'm next Guilherme. 825 01:03:12,934 --> 01:03:15,228 Let's massacre these dorks. I'm good at truco. 826 01:03:15,270 --> 01:03:17,481 Thanks, but I'd prefer to keep some distance. 827 01:03:18,356 --> 01:03:19,357 I'm in. 828 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:21,735 Venom girl. 829 01:03:21,777 --> 01:03:25,447 You have a serene way of being. 830 01:03:26,698 --> 01:03:31,369 And every night in my room comes to numb me. 831 01:03:31,411 --> 01:03:33,246 Numb me. 832 01:03:33,288 --> 01:03:36,083 Numb me, yeah, yeah. 833 01:03:41,421 --> 01:03:44,299 - Holy shit! - What's up? 834 01:03:45,717 --> 01:03:48,095 - The water's great, isn't it? - Yeah. 835 01:03:52,974 --> 01:03:54,643 How cool you came 836 01:03:54,684 --> 01:03:56,436 and that you haven't died of boredom yet. 837 01:03:57,312 --> 01:03:59,940 So you knew this party was a compound gathering. 838 01:03:59,981 --> 01:04:03,610 Taisa is friends with these Barbie Dolls. So I come along... 839 01:04:04,277 --> 01:04:07,823 just to see their faces when they see a black guy swimming in their pool. 840 01:04:09,783 --> 01:04:10,784 Nine. 841 01:04:13,412 --> 01:04:15,080 Go down, son of a bitch, down. 842 01:04:16,665 --> 01:04:18,834 You lost so badly you little shit head. 843 01:04:20,502 --> 01:04:22,003 Next. 844 01:04:23,422 --> 01:04:26,133 Sorry, but I'm not leaving Alice alone. 845 01:04:27,843 --> 01:04:32,139 Although she's in very good company. 846 01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:34,975 Bruno. 847 01:04:35,475 --> 01:04:36,768 Play with me. 848 01:04:44,234 --> 01:04:47,529 Looks like they killed your joy. 849 01:04:48,155 --> 01:04:49,573 Viviane, stop. 850 01:04:52,284 --> 01:04:56,788 This party's such a flop that… Gaga would save it. 851 01:04:56,830 --> 01:04:58,331 If Gaga were playing, it would be much better. 852 01:04:58,373 --> 01:05:01,126 - They should put on Gaga. - Shouldn't they? That's what I'm saying... 853 01:05:04,421 --> 01:05:07,257 - Get off, let me go! - Stop with that, stop! 854 01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:09,634 - Get off, let me go! - Let me go, stop! 855 01:05:09,676 --> 01:05:11,845 - Get off, let me go! - Stop! Let me go! 856 01:05:13,096 --> 01:05:15,223 - Leave her alone! - Let me go! 857 01:05:15,265 --> 01:05:17,601 - Let me go! - Stop with that! 858 01:05:17,642 --> 01:05:19,144 Let me go! 859 01:05:19,186 --> 01:05:21,188 Get off, let me go! 860 01:05:28,195 --> 01:05:29,154 Let her go! 861 01:05:29,196 --> 01:05:31,198 Stop with that! 862 01:05:33,658 --> 01:05:34,659 Stop with that! 863 01:06:07,984 --> 01:06:11,029 If you mess with one of us, you mess with us all! 864 01:06:14,991 --> 01:06:17,619 If you mess with one of us, you mess with us all! 865 01:06:18,912 --> 01:06:22,833 If you mess with one of us, you mess with us all! 866 01:06:35,095 --> 01:06:37,139 Manoela, tell the girls to put their tops back on. 867 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:40,225 - Otherwise, I'm sending everyone home! - Then you'll have to include me too. 868 01:06:58,368 --> 01:06:59,661 Let's go. 869 01:07:14,551 --> 01:07:15,677 FEMINIST BATHROOM. 870 01:07:20,599 --> 01:07:23,018 What the hell is this? 871 01:07:24,019 --> 01:07:26,813 - Now if you wanna piss, you need a sorority. - Sininho? 872 01:07:27,397 --> 01:07:29,691 Sininho is fucking dead. Now, I'm Rita Rubão! 873 01:07:29,733 --> 01:07:31,860 I baptized her. Isn't it lovely? 874 01:07:51,797 --> 01:07:54,800 You're tougher than Alice. 875 01:08:21,450 --> 01:08:24,995 Inside the cone, there's a hidden flower 876 01:08:25,038 --> 01:08:31,544 that reveals itself with the blow of who has discovered its true essence. 877 01:08:53,775 --> 01:08:57,988 Eureka! I slayed it. 878 01:08:58,029 --> 01:09:02,242 I slayeeeeeeeeeeed it! 879 01:09:02,284 --> 01:09:04,119 Not now, dad. I'm recording. 880 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,748 Hunty, you're really sickning no? 881 01:09:07,789 --> 01:09:11,126 So folks, after a dark period getting f***ed around… 882 01:09:11,168 --> 01:09:13,712 I can say that I'm over it. 883 01:09:13,754 --> 01:09:17,883 And I'm back with one more: Alice Answers. 884 01:09:17,923 --> 01:09:19,133 Miss me? 885 01:09:19,176 --> 01:09:20,677 Send a kiss to the “pocs”. (feminine queers) 886 01:09:20,718 --> 01:09:22,803 May it rain letters. 887 01:09:24,556 --> 01:09:26,767 - May it rain letters. - Oh, right. 888 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:29,352 Not to mention the vlog. 889 01:09:29,394 --> 01:09:30,979 The first question is from Izabelle. 890 01:09:31,021 --> 01:09:33,815 "Alice, how do you manage to be in peace with your body?" 891 01:09:33,856 --> 01:09:36,193 "I'm not a trans person, but I'd like to have your confidence. 892 01:09:36,234 --> 01:09:37,986 Iza... my body is my body. 893 01:09:38,028 --> 01:09:40,780 It doesn't matter what they say. It's the body of a woman. 894 01:09:40,821 --> 01:09:43,325 Don't fight with it. Don't make it your enemy. 895 01:09:43,365 --> 01:09:47,537 Instead, fight with it to be who you feel you are. 896 01:09:47,579 --> 01:09:51,458 Put your face in the sun honey. 897 01:09:51,874 --> 01:09:54,836 The second question is from Rudy. "So, girl, have you kissed yet?" 898 01:09:54,878 --> 01:09:55,337 A kiss... 899 01:09:55,378 --> 01:09:56,713 Rudy, no I haven't yet. 900 01:09:56,755 --> 01:10:00,383 But I feel that things will… Soon, there'll be more information. 901 01:10:00,425 --> 01:10:03,428 Samy is asking: Alice, "what's your last achievement?" 902 01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:05,764 Cool question Samy, because there were many. 903 01:10:05,806 --> 01:10:06,640 Alice. 904 01:10:06,681 --> 01:10:08,308 - Hi, Jean. - Hi. How's it going? 905 01:10:08,350 --> 01:10:09,935 - Daddy, come here. - Alice. 906 01:10:11,895 --> 01:10:13,980 - Sorry. - Vivi, confetti. 907 01:10:14,022 --> 01:10:15,273 Uieee. 908 01:10:16,316 --> 01:10:19,403 Dad, answer Samy's question: What's your last great achievement? 909 01:10:19,444 --> 01:10:21,238 My last great achievement? 910 01:10:21,488 --> 01:10:22,489 Smell this. 911 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,909 I've just discovered the secret of the Imperial pinecone. 912 01:10:25,951 --> 01:10:26,868 Stunning, dad! 913 01:10:26,910 --> 01:10:28,954 We're going back to Recife. 914 01:10:29,538 --> 01:10:30,914 What? 915 01:10:31,790 --> 01:10:34,334 - Are you Ok? - Oh, daddy... 916 01:10:34,376 --> 01:10:38,422 I... I don't know. 917 01:10:48,223 --> 01:10:50,684 Bo, I can't believe you're coming back. 918 01:10:51,184 --> 01:10:53,228 Give me the day and time and I'll be there waiting for you. 919 01:10:53,270 --> 01:10:55,272 A party. Let's have a party. 920 01:10:55,772 --> 01:10:57,482 Kisses, I love you. 921 01:10:57,524 --> 01:10:59,735 I can't believe it either. 922 01:11:13,165 --> 01:11:14,541 Come dance with me. 923 01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:16,752 - I'm fine. - Come on. 924 01:11:45,697 --> 01:11:48,909 We could throw a farewell party. What do you think? 925 01:11:48,950 --> 01:11:52,204 Just for a few people, ok? 926 01:11:52,245 --> 01:11:53,872 Of course. 927 01:11:53,914 --> 01:11:58,919 This girl's a treasure. Golden butt. 18 karat ass, she has. 928 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,379 She knows she's hot. She's put the house down. 929 01:12:01,421 --> 01:12:03,757 So spank it, it'll shine and go for it, too. 930 01:12:03,799 --> 01:12:06,718 Showing off all this wealth. 931 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:09,179 Play naughty, play gently. 932 01:12:09,221 --> 01:12:14,059 Feel the motion, go slowly. Get ready girl, it's your turn to shine. 933 01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:17,020 She beats the drum with her butt. 934 01:12:17,062 --> 01:12:19,106 When the drum beats her butt. 935 01:12:19,147 --> 01:12:22,150 She beats the drum with her butt. 936 01:12:22,192 --> 01:12:24,444 When the drum beats her butt. 937 01:12:27,322 --> 01:12:29,574 When the drum beats her butt. 938 01:12:32,619 --> 01:12:34,704 When the drum beats her butt. 939 01:12:44,756 --> 01:12:47,384 This girl's a treasure. Golden butt... 940 01:12:47,426 --> 01:12:49,386 18 karat ass, she has. 941 01:12:49,428 --> 01:12:50,429 Here you go, Vivi. 942 01:12:57,394 --> 01:12:58,395 Let's go girl. 943 01:12:59,146 --> 01:13:00,731 Relax. Let me fix you up. 944 01:13:03,984 --> 01:13:05,026 Turn around. 945 01:13:07,988 --> 01:13:08,739 Let's go. 946 01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:10,991 You're beautiful. Come back in half an hour. 947 01:13:14,578 --> 01:13:16,288 Best party! 948 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:24,755 - I thought you weren't coming. - I'm gonna get a drink over there. 949 01:13:25,088 --> 01:13:26,256 What a face. 950 01:13:26,298 --> 01:13:29,426 - We had an argument before coming here. - Oohh... 951 01:13:30,302 --> 01:13:32,888 I just wanna have fun with you. 952 01:13:33,889 --> 01:13:34,890 Come. 953 01:13:40,312 --> 01:13:42,731 So folks, here's how it's gonna be. 954 01:13:42,773 --> 01:13:45,901 Tonight's the revolution. Everyone can be whatever they wanna be. 955 01:13:46,318 --> 01:13:49,237 Let your body love, express and transform itself. 956 01:13:49,696 --> 01:13:54,284 And if someone wants to leave their body, it's allowed. 957 01:13:54,785 --> 01:13:58,163 So move those hips, that ass, those boobs, those arms, 958 01:13:58,413 --> 01:14:02,501 those legs, those mouths because the night is just starting! 959 01:14:05,045 --> 01:14:08,090 Let's rooooooooock! 960 01:14:08,131 --> 01:14:12,886 My love. I warned you not to wait for me. 961 01:14:12,928 --> 01:14:16,348 I ain't no saint and the dance floor's on fire. 962 01:14:16,389 --> 01:14:20,185 You might be hot, but the DJ's calling me. 963 01:14:20,227 --> 01:14:23,230 I'm catching everything that moves... my love. 964 01:14:23,271 --> 01:14:27,192 I warned you not to wait for me. 965 01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:30,779 I ain't no saint and the dance floor's on fire. 966 01:14:30,821 --> 01:14:34,116 You might be hot, but the DJ's calling me. 967 01:14:34,157 --> 01:14:37,619 I'm catching everything that moves, my love. 968 01:14:37,661 --> 01:14:40,622 If you like me. 969 01:14:41,331 --> 01:14:44,251 If you like me. 970 01:14:46,336 --> 01:14:48,463 Slow down boy. What are you doing? 971 01:14:50,257 --> 01:14:51,842 No, no. Enough. 972 01:14:53,051 --> 01:14:54,761 Go back to the party. 973 01:14:55,470 --> 01:14:58,014 Relax, my darling. 974 01:14:59,015 --> 01:15:00,726 They'll survive. 975 01:15:02,769 --> 01:15:05,856 Forget all this. Let's go dance. 976 01:15:06,565 --> 01:15:09,943 I warned you not to wait for me. 977 01:15:09,985 --> 01:15:11,194 You've had enough, no? 978 01:15:11,236 --> 01:15:14,322 Just following your orders. I'm leaving my body. 979 01:15:18,368 --> 01:15:21,538 I've decided I wanna go to college in Recife. 980 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:23,790 Are you telling me I'll never get rid of you? 981 01:15:23,832 --> 01:15:25,250 Never! 982 01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:29,129 So be forever welcome to Wonderland. 983 01:15:30,172 --> 01:15:32,507 Who told you to fall in love with me? 984 01:15:32,549 --> 01:15:34,259 That's your problem! 985 01:15:36,553 --> 01:15:38,138 The mistake is yours! 986 01:15:39,598 --> 01:15:42,559 That's your problem! 987 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,479 The mistake is yours! 988 01:15:47,856 --> 01:15:54,863 My body drove you mad Problem, that's your problem 989 01:15:58,116 --> 01:15:59,826 I made it for you this afternoon. 990 01:16:01,036 --> 01:16:03,538 For your first tattoo. 991 01:16:03,580 --> 01:16:05,874 I tried to make something punk rock. It's pretty cute. 992 01:16:05,916 --> 01:16:07,751 I liked it. It's discrete. 993 01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:09,961 Seriously, I loved it. 994 01:16:20,138 --> 01:16:21,848 I already miss you. 995 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,892 Me, too. 996 01:16:23,934 --> 01:16:27,354 But not now. Now's the time to enjoy that I'm still here. 997 01:16:28,355 --> 01:16:29,481 Let's go. 998 01:16:29,523 --> 01:16:31,149 A kiss for the DJ. 999 01:16:31,608 --> 01:16:33,151 A kiss for the MC. 1000 01:16:33,193 --> 01:16:36,822 A kiss for the good folks. A kiss for the travesti. 1001 01:16:36,863 --> 01:16:40,325 A kiss for the singles. A kiss for the gossipers. 1002 01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:44,204 A kiss for the crazy ones. A kiss for the travesti. 1003 01:16:44,246 --> 01:16:47,791 A kiss for the foreign ones. A kiss for the local ones. 1004 01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:51,795 A kiss for the bunch. A kiss for the travesti. 1005 01:16:53,338 --> 01:16:57,092 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1006 01:16:57,134 --> 01:17:04,099 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1007 01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:07,978 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1008 01:17:20,991 --> 01:17:24,661 A kiss for the DJ. A kiss for the MC. 1009 01:17:24,703 --> 01:17:28,540 A kiss for the good folks. A kiss for the travesti. 1010 01:17:28,582 --> 01:17:31,918 A kiss for the singles. A kiss for the gossipers. 1011 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:35,839 A kiss for the locas. A kiss for the travesti. 1012 01:17:35,881 --> 01:17:39,509 A kiss for the foreign ones. A kiss for the local ones. 1013 01:17:39,551 --> 01:17:43,680 A kiss for the bunch. A kiss for the travesti. 1014 01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:48,560 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1015 01:17:48,602 --> 01:17:55,567 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1016 01:17:55,609 --> 01:17:59,863 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1017 01:18:12,542 --> 01:18:15,128 A kiss for the travesti! 1018 01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:23,053 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1019 01:18:23,095 --> 01:18:26,848 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1020 01:18:26,890 --> 01:18:30,811 A kiss! A kiss! A kiss for the travesti! 1021 01:18:47,953 --> 01:18:49,371 Taisa… 1022 01:18:56,753 --> 01:18:58,797 Taisa, wait. It was just a joke. 1023 01:18:59,589 --> 01:19:02,592 That wasn't a kiss. My first kiss wouldn't be… 1024 01:19:02,634 --> 01:19:09,433 Let me kiss your eyes. I just wanna touch your soul. 1025 01:19:09,850 --> 01:19:16,189 Please don't ever let this go. There's no much time. 1026 01:19:17,482 --> 01:19:24,489 Let me kiss your eyes. We never get that too close. 1027 01:19:24,781 --> 01:19:31,788 You can take me on your own. There's no much time. 1028 01:19:32,414 --> 01:19:37,669 We just need make each others night. 1029 01:19:37,711 --> 01:19:40,881 So hold me tight. We'll make it last forever. 1030 01:19:40,922 --> 01:19:47,554 So hold me tight. We'll make it last forever. 1031 01:19:48,096 --> 01:19:52,017 Make each others night. So hold me tight. 1032 01:19:52,059 --> 01:19:55,812 Make each others night. So hold me tight. 1033 01:19:55,979 --> 01:20:02,319 We won't be here forever. 1034 01:20:09,701 --> 01:20:13,246 Vivi, I finally kissed. 1035 01:20:13,288 --> 01:20:16,666 I saw. You don't even have to thank me. 1036 01:20:22,547 --> 01:20:25,801 Anyway, how was it? 1037 01:20:26,843 --> 01:20:28,762 Yes, Vivi. It was great. 1038 01:20:31,598 --> 01:20:37,104 We just need make each others night. 1039 01:20:37,145 --> 01:20:40,857 So hold me tight. We'll make it last forever. 1040 01:20:40,899 --> 01:20:47,114 So hold me tight. We'll make it last forever. 1041 01:20:47,155 --> 01:20:52,077 Make each others night. So hold me tight. 1042 01:20:52,119 --> 01:20:55,497 Make each others night. So hold me tight. 1043 01:20:55,539 --> 01:21:01,795 We won't be here forever. 1044 01:21:11,805 --> 01:21:15,058 Hey, Vivi, be careful with my look. 1045 01:21:21,231 --> 01:21:23,358 The world's really a huge mess. 1046 01:21:23,984 --> 01:21:28,488 I just know that we all leave a little trace behind wherever we go. 1047 01:21:29,114 --> 01:21:33,493 And a little bit of love can always water a seed about to sow. 1048 01:21:34,828 --> 01:21:37,122 They say it doesn't matter how far we are, 1049 01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:43,670 we're always responsible for our happiness wherever we go. 1050 01:21:44,254 --> 01:21:47,674 Araucarias do Sul, even in your smallness, 1051 01:21:47,716 --> 01:21:49,926 you gave me the certainty I can face the world. 1052 01:21:50,427 --> 01:21:52,971 It doesn't matter what you are, but who. 1053 01:21:53,805 --> 01:21:59,561 To reach this idea, we must always let ourselves... 1054 01:21:59,603 --> 01:22:01,605 TRANSform. 1055 01:22:02,731 --> 01:22:05,025 So folks, you know me as Alice Junior. 1056 01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:08,862 I'm a trans person, hard to beat, and ready for whatever comes my way. 1057 01:22:11,698 --> 01:22:13,492 And who are you? 1058 01:22:18,038 --> 01:22:21,208 (Subtitles: Emmanuel Rosset, Adam Fischler, Byron Emes) 1059 01:22:24,753 --> 01:22:29,132 I've prepared my grounds. I came to say why I come. 1060 01:22:29,633 --> 01:22:33,637 To transform is what I do. To overflow, conquer space. 1061 01:22:33,970 --> 01:22:38,433 I'm not afraid of the future. Soon there will be no walls. 1062 01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:42,979 Our body is our home. Here I love and will live. 1063 01:22:43,021 --> 01:22:47,984 I'm dancing to this beat. Swaying I make partners. 1064 01:22:48,026 --> 01:22:52,322 Joyful with resistance, And slaying everything I go. 1065 01:22:52,364 --> 01:22:57,077 I'm dancing to this beat. I have more tickets... 1066 01:22:57,119 --> 01:22:58,829 Come, come! 1067 01:22:58,870 --> 01:23:02,999 Everyone's invited to see the pride parade of being... 1068 01:23:03,041 --> 01:23:04,709 Me! 1069 01:23:13,301 --> 01:23:17,472 I've prepared the plot. I bring along my ghetto. 1070 01:23:17,514 --> 01:23:22,060 No one here gets put down. And when they dance, the walls tremble. 1071 01:23:22,102 --> 01:23:26,940 I'm not afraid of the future. I've learned to take down the walls. 1072 01:23:26,982 --> 01:23:31,403 My body is my safe haven. And nobody will bring me down. 1073 01:23:31,445 --> 01:23:36,283 I'm dancing to this beat. Swaying I make partners. 1074 01:23:36,616 --> 01:23:40,412 Joyful with resistance, And slaying everything I go. 1075 01:23:40,454 --> 01:23:45,417 I'm dancing to this beat. I have more tickets... 1076 01:23:45,459 --> 01:23:47,127 Come, come! 1077 01:23:47,169 --> 01:23:52,090 Everyone's invited to see the pride parade of being... 1078 01:23:52,382 --> 01:23:53,717 I resist. I don't omit myself. 1079 01:23:53,759 --> 01:23:57,262 I arrive dancing samba to the beat. I don't need an invitation. 1080 01:23:57,304 --> 01:24:00,807 Today, the party is ours. The drumbeat continues. 1081 01:24:00,849 --> 01:24:04,144 While there's a queer in the street. That's why I invite you. 1082 01:24:04,186 --> 01:24:06,855 Transforming is your cure. Come to the party. 1083 01:24:06,897 --> 01:24:09,191 Make it happen, the world is your house. Nobody will butt in. 1084 01:24:09,232 --> 01:24:10,192 Come to the party. 1085 01:24:10,233 --> 01:24:12,527 Make it happen. Gather your friends until the break of dawn. 1086 01:24:12,569 --> 01:24:15,989 Knocking down prejudice. Transcending this power. 1087 01:24:16,406 --> 01:24:20,911 I'm dancing to this beat. Swaying I make partners. 1088 01:24:21,161 --> 01:24:25,040 Joyful with resistance, And slaying everything I go. 1089 01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:30,420 I'm dancing to this beat. I have more tickets... 1090 01:24:30,462 --> 01:24:32,214 Come, come! 1091 01:24:32,255 --> 01:24:36,301 Everyone's invited to see the pride parade of being... 1092 01:24:36,343 --> 01:24:37,886 Me! 82482

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