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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL

FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING

I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪

>> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG

CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG

CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪

[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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>> I HAVE THESE...

[TICKING BACKWARDS] CRAZY DREAMS.

>> WHAT ARE THE DREAMS ABOUT?

>> THEY'RE ABOUT...THE END...

WITH FRAGMENTS OF THE BEGINNING...

AND THERE'S MEAT.

>> AM I IN THEM?

>> THEY'RE CRAZY.

>> HMM, ARE THEY EPISODIC, OR IS IT JUST ONE LONG--

>> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, "EPISODIC"?

>> UH, ARE THEY SEGMENTED OR-- >> WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK

THEY'RE SEGMENTED?

>> I'M NOT SAYING THEY ARE.

THEY'RE YOUR DREAMS.

>> YES. THEY ARE MY DREAMS.

THEY'RE MINE...

FOR MY HEAD.

>> WELL, THEN ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE THEM.

>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU

KEEP TRYING TO DO IT FOR ME.

>> DO WHAT?

>> DESCRIBE THE DREAMS.

>> WELL...

THEN DESCRIBE THEM.

>> Describe what?

>> THE DREAMS.

>> WHAT DREAMS?

>> [SIGHS] THE ONES YOU'RE HAVING OR YOU'RE

NOT HAVING THEM NOW...SUDDENLY.

>> YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE THEM...FOR ME?

>> I'M JUST HERE TO HELP YOU.

IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP, I'LL SEEK OTHER ADVICE.

>> I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN TO STOP HELPING ME.

>> I'M NEVER FINISHED HELPING EVERYBODY.

I CAN'T BE FINISHED.

>> LOOK AT THIS.

BEER.

>> WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

YOU WANT SOME ASPIRIN?

YOU WANT SOME ASPIRIN?

ASPIRIN...ASPIRIN...ASPIRIN...

ASPIRIN...ASPIRIN...ASPIRIN...

>> WHY? DO I NEED TO HAVE SOME ASPIRIN?

>> IT'S GOOD ASPIRIN.

IT COMES FROM ASPIRINLAND.

>> WHERE'S THAT?

>> IT'S--IT'S OVER THE HILL.

>> WHICH ONE? WHICH HILL?

>> THAT--THAT BIG ONE.

>> ♪ LOOK AT THE SUN YOU CANNOT FIX IT ♪

>> THEN HAND ME THAT ASPIRIN.

HAND ME THE ASPIRIN SOME MORE.

HAND ME THAT ASPIRIN TO ME SOME MORE.

[PANTING IRREGULARLY] >> IT'S GETTING CLOSER.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>> WHAT? WHAT'D I SAY?

>> YOU SAID, "KILL THEM ALL."

>> I DID?

>> YEAH, WITH YOUR OWN LITTLE MOUTH.

>> NO WAY.

>> YOU DID.

YOU SAID, "KILL THEM ALL," AND SOMETHING ABOUT ROOSTRE...

>> WOW.

>> WITH YOUR OWN MOUTH.

>> HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW MY MOUTH IS MY OWN?

>> HEY, UM, TAKE SOME ASPIRIN.

>> IF I TAKE IT...

THEN I TOOK IT.

>> YEAH. YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.

>> HOW MANY DID I HAVE?

>> HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?

>> SOME. ENOUGH.

>> ENOUGH FOR WHAT?

>> ENOUGH TO GET HOME.

>> HOME FOR WHAT?

>> DINNER.

>> UM, MAYBE THIS COULD BE YOUR DINNER.

>> HAH! I SAID, "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

THEY'RE COMING."

>> [SCREECHES] >> YOU, CHILL OUT.

I'M NOT GONNA HURT HIM.

>> [SCREECHES] >> I'M SAVING HIM. HAH!

>> [SCREECHING] >> MOUSE.

>> [SCREECHING] >> MOUSE.

MOUSE.

OVER HERE.

WALK WITH ME.

YEAH, MAN. YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS CRAZY, MAN.

I GOT THIS ONE HAND AND ALL THAT, AND I GROW THESE CORN DOGS

AND ALL THAT, BUT LISTEN.

YOU KNOW THAT Q109 STUFF?

THAT STUFF IS REAL.

>> BUT Q109 ISN'T A STATION.

>> OH, YOU DON'T SAY, HUH?

THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

>> LOOK. BEER.

I KNOW 1Q.

THAT'S LINE CODE FOR XENOMORPHENTATION.

>> YOU'RE GETTING IT.

VERY SMART.

>> ARACHNID XENOMORPHENTATION.

>> AND THAT'S WHERE THE DOG WENT.

>> HE WAS HEADED TO THE REPORT CHART BUT RIGHT BEFORE--

>> BEFORE WHAT, MAN?

>> BEFORE I...DO THIS.

WATCH.

>> AND WHO ADDED IT TO THE REPORT CHART?

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS COMING, BRO.

YOU TOLD ME TO BUILD THE ROBOTS, AND YOU TOLD ME HOW TO DO IT.

SYNTHETIC CARBOPOLYMERS GOT THEM THROUGH, MAN.

THEY GOT THEM THROUGH, MOUSE.

THEY GOT THROUGH, AND WE'RE GONNA GET OUT.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GONNA GET OUT"?

>> THE ROBOTS.

>> THE WHATBOTS?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

WE MADE THEM.

>> WHY WOULD WE MAKE ROBOTS?

WHY ARE YOU CLIMBING THE CLOTHES CLOSET?

>> NOW I'M A CLOTHES CLIMBER.

IF I DIDN'T HAVE THIS MANY CLOTHES, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO

CLIMB UP TO THIS.

>> WHAT IS THAT THERE BEHIND THAT THING THERE?

>> SOME KIND OF LOCK.

>> A WHAT?

>> IT'S A LOCK.

>> IS IT?

>> A LOCK.

>> IS IT?

>> A LOCK.

>> IS IT?

>> LOCK.

>> IT?

>> LOCK.

>> IT?

>> LOCK.

>> IT?

>> LOCK.

>> IT?

>> LOCK.

>> IT?

>> LOCK.

>> IT?

[THUNDER] [GATE CREAKS]

[THUNDER] [GATE CREAKS]

[THUNDER] >> [GROWLING]

[THUNDER] >> [GROWLING]

[ROARING] [THUNDER]

[ROARS] [ROARS]

[ROARS] [ROARS]

>> [SCREECHES] [SCREECHES]

[SHELL CASINGS FALL] >> [ROARS]

[SHELL CASINGS FALL] >> [ROARS]

[SIRENS] [ROARS]

[SIRENS] [ROARS]

>> THE HELL WAS THAT?

>> UH, THAT?

THAT WAS AMALACH.

>> AMA WHAT?

>> AMALACH.

>> WHAT'S HE DO?

>> HE K-- HE KILLS US.

[CLOCK TICKING] HE KILLS US ALL.

>> WELL-- >> [SCREECHES]

[SHELL CASINGS FALL] >> THEN LET'S KILL HIM BACK.

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> IT'S A GOOD THING I BROUGHT

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> IT'S A GOOD THING I BROUGHT

ALL THIS BEER.

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