Original subtitles

♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE RINGING A BELL

FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING

I GOT A PORN SHOOT I GOTTA GET GOING

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪

♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪

♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING

ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES

AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

WE STOPPED.

[SCREECHING] OH.

WE'RE OUT OF GAS.

[SCREECHING] YEAH.

GOOD IDEA.

[SHUFFLING] WHAT'S UP WITH THIS NIGHT?

WHY IS IT SO...

NIGHT?

[DRUNKEN SINGING] [SCREECHING]

AHEM.

WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT?

THE WHAT?

[SCREECH] THE WHERE?

[SCREECH] OH...

STAR CIRCLE.

[SCREECH] CIRCLE OF STARS.

[SCREECH] CIRCLE OF THE...

ROUNDNESS?

[SCREECHING] UH...

DAMN, MY HEAD.

I NEED SOME ASPIRIN.

MAN, THIS WEB SUCKS MY ASS.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

HEY, HEY, YOU!

WHATEVER.

HEY, YOU KNOW ME, DON'T YOU?

I KNOW YOU DO.

OH, GOOD, SQUARE'S HERE.

HI, SQUARE.

LICK IT, OVAL.

WHAT'S YOUR SQUARE PLEASURE?

YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE IT, BUT IT'S RUSIANIK CHID.

IT'S AN OLD DRINK OF KINGS OF OLD, KINGS OF OLD RICHNESS OLD.

I GOT IT, BUT CAN YOU AFFORD IT, YOU STUPID BOB QUART?

I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST TRY TO CALL ME A BOB QUART?

YOU?

DID I?

I DID.

I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A PURPLE WAFER.

OH, REALLY?

WHAT I'M ACTUALLY THINKING, AND PLEASE TAKE THIS THE WRONG

WAY AS FAR UP YOUR HOLE AS YOU CAN, IS THAT YOUR GUNKO

SCHLINGER IS THE SIZE OF A FORT MEIZER'S RETICULUS.

OOH, KA-BLAM-O!

WRONG ATTITUDE, PARTNER.

IT DOESN'T WORK TOO WELL WHEN IT'S NOT REAL.

[HORN SOUNDS] YOU SHUT UP, TOO!

WHAT'S UP, DUDACON?

HA HA!

HA HA!

OK, WHAT'S UP?

I GOTTA LEAVE.

LET'S LEAVE.

WE'LL START THIS OVER, OK?

HOLD ON.

YO, DUDACON!

HA HA!

WAS IT BETTER THAT TIME?

HMM?

DID YOU BELIEVE ME?

[COCKS PISTOL] AND...

HE'S DOWN.

HE'S...

A RATHER GOOD SHOT, DON'T YOU THINK?

YES, HE IS.

HE WAS THE HIGHEST MARKSMAN IN THE CLASS.

WELL, I'LL BE.

I BET YOU HE COULD PROBABLY HIT A MITE FROM 1,000 YARDS OUT

IN HIGH WIND.

IF, UH...

THE WIND IS HIGH THAN IT WOULDN'T DISRUPT HIS

SHOT, WOULD IT?

SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF ADDING THAT KIND OF WIND...

TO IT?

I WAS REFERRING TO A POOR WIND THAT WOULD BE LOW BUT HIGH

IN SPEED AND RICH MONEY...

RICHNESS, THE KIND OF MONEY SPEED THAT WOULD RICHLY AFFECT A

BULLET'S WEALTHY TRAJECTORY.

OH.

GOT SOME, UH, MEAT STUFF HERE.

HA HA!

I KNOW.

IT'S TOTALLY STOLEN.

HA HA!

YEAH, BUT-- I STOLE IT.

HA HA!

ARE THEY ON THE WAY-- ON THE WAY?

HA HA!

ON IT.

THE WAY.

AHH...

HA HA!

UH...

AHH...

[RAPID BREATHING] HA HA!

WHOA.

DID YOU BRING THE LEG?

DO--AM I-- WAS I SUPPOSED TO?

HA HA!

♪ I'LL BE YOUR KRUGER AND YOU CAN BE MY NANCY GIRL ♪

OH, HE GOT IT.

♪ OH, I'LL BE YOUR FRED SANFORD ♪

THIS IS LIKE MUFF, DUDE.

YOU BETTER DITCH THAT MUZZLE LOADER AND GET A DAMN A.R.

FOR THAT THING COME SCRATCH OF THE WOODS.

YEAH, BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.

SON OF A BITCH RAN OFF WITH MUFF IN HIS DAMN MOUTH.

FOUND HIM 3 DAYS LATER DOWN BY THE RIVER.

HE SEEMED OK AT FIRST, BUT HE WASN'T OK, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN.

MAN, SPIDER, THEN HE WENT CRAZY.

RUNNING ALL AROUND, SCREAMING HOW HE WAS GONNA QUIT Q109 AND

ALL THIS STUFF, HOW THEY WERE OUT TO GET HIM.

LIKE, THEY WERE GONNA COME AND GET HIM IN THE NIGHT OR

SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE THAT.

OK, WE'RE HERE.

MY LEG HURTS.

I KNOW, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A NEW ONE.

THIS MUST BE THE LEG SHOP.

WHY WOULD THE HAND CUT OFF MY LEG?

MAYBE SO WE WOULD COME HERE?

SO HERE WE ARE...

HERE.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

AH, FITZ.

I SEE YOU BROUGHT THE EYE.

I SEE THAT YOU DID SEE I BROUGHT THE EYE.

YO, MOUSE, REMEMBER THAT DRINK YOU DONE OWE ME?

I'M SO INTO DOING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.

YEAH, WE BOTH INTO DRINKING, MAN.

WE DRINKERS.

WHAT ARE WE DRINKING?

MAN, POUR OUT A LITTLE LIQUOR.

OK, EVERYBODY...

GIMME THE DRINKS.

HA HA!

COME WITH ME.

TO WHERE?

TO MY HOSPITAL.

BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA LOOK AT THIS.

[MACHINERY CLANKING] WHAT IS IT?

TWIN EYEBALLS.

THEY MATCH.

I'M STARVING.

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?

IT'S...

OK...

IF YOU'RE POOR.

30,000 HORSEPOWER.

30k HP.

30,000-- I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

YOU WILL HEAR ME EVERY TIME.

LOOK, JUST BECAUSE LIQUOR'S DEAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST

ROLL THIS BITCH ALL OVER TOWN WITH THE FREEDOMS.

YES, IT DOES.

I'M BLACK NOW.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE POOR.

UH, YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU, UM, JUST SINK BACK INTO THAT LEATHER AND HUSH.

I WOULD TURN THE STEREO ON BUT IT WOULD KILL YOU.

OH...

I'D LOVE ME SOME COOKIES.

MMM...

JUST A SMALL TASTE OF MY MIGHTY BLACKNESS.

HE'S COMING TO.

HAND ME THOSE THINGS.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?

HAND ME THOSE THINGS.

THESE THINGS?

NO. NO, NO.

WHAT THINGS?

THESE THINGS?

GIVE ME THAT COLD THING.

GIVE ME THE THING THAT MAKES EVERYTHING COLD.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THESE THINGS ARE.

THEY YOUR THINGS?

GIVE ME THOSE THINGS.

OH, THESE THINGS.

WHERE DOES--IS THAT YOUR BLOOD?

COME ON, MAN, WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

OUCH!

HA HA!

I DONE TORE UP IN THIS....

HEY, NO!

I DONE TORE UP-- HA HA!

[COUGHING] DUDE...

[POUNDING] WHO--WHO'S THAT?

EYE?

OK, YOU GET IT.

I AIN'T GONNA GET IT.

YOU GO GET IT, MAN.

[POUNDING] YOU BETTER GO GET IT

BEFORE I CRACK.

HOLD IT, LET'S START OVER.

AHEM, YOU GET IT.

MAN, YOU GO GET IT.

DON'T MAKE ME PUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, MAN.

NO, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, OK?

YOU GOT IT?

MAN-- [CRASH]

♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY