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12 OZ. MOUSE [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY

I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY

LIKE RINGING A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR

AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWING I GOT A PORN SHOOT

I GOTTA GET GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ JET CAR'S ROLLING

ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

AND SINGING ALONG CAR'S FULL OF BITCHES

AND A BRAND NEW BONG ♪ [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--]

>> YOU SAY YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE AND IT'S GONNA WORK.

>> IT'S LIKE ROCKETRY.

[CHUCKLES] YOUR PEE IS LIKE ROCKETRY

BECAUSE IT ROCKETS OUT, YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU HAVE TWO

ROCKETS, STEP BACK.

HERE GO THE ROCKETS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

JUST DO IT AND DON'T GET ANY ON ME.

>> FEELS SO GOOD.

OH, WAS THAT YOUR JOE?

HA HA HA!

>> HOLY CRAP, IT WORKED.

OK, OK. IT WORKED. NOW STOP.

>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHEN TO STOP, MAN.

YOU CAN'T TELL MY JACK TO STOP.

MAN, THAT'S MESSED UP.

I CAN'T STOP.

MAN...

[CAR ALARM BEEPING] I GOT TO GO.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

HA HA HA!

>> THAT'S A TRICKY BOOKCASE, ISN'T IT?

>> STOP YOUR STOP TALK.

I'M TRYING TO-- >> I KNOW.

YOU'RE READING, BUT YOU'RE NOT READING.

YOU'RE NOT READING.

YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING HERE BUT NOT DOING.

>> HARDLY.

>> WHAT'S-- UH, WHAT'S BACK THERE?

WHAT'S BEHIND THE CASE?

OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO TELL ME?

>> MAKE ME.

>> OH, MAN, WHERE'S THE, UH-- WHAT IS THIS?

IS THIS MY-- [BEEP BEEP]

WOW, WHAT IS ALL THIS?

WHAT IS-- THIS IS MY OFFICE...

OR IS IT?

NECKTIE.

WOW, THIS IS A GREAT NECKTIE.

THANKS.

>> YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT.

>> I REALLY LIKE IT.

>> YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT NOW.

>> I'LL PUT IT ON IN THE MORNING.

>> THE MORNING WAS TOO LATE.

PUT IT ON NOW.

>> WHAT?

>> YOU HAVE TO PUT IT ON NOW.

>> OK. HERE. HOW'S THIS?

IS THAT GOOD?

>> TIE IT AROUND YOUR NECK.

IT HAS TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOUR FLESH.

>> IT'S LATE.

I'LL TIE IT TOMORROW.

>> TOMORROW IS TOO LATE.

NOW IS TIME.

>> WHY? WHAT'S THAT?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BABY.

>> IT'S OUR BABY.

>> WE DON'T HAVE A BABY.

>> WE HAD A BABY.

WHEN WE HAD HER, THE TIME IS COMING THAT--

TO HER-- US--

PUT ON THE TIE. MM.

[GUNSHOTS] [WHIRRING]

[GUNSHOTS] [WHIRRING]

[RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING] [WHIRRING]

[RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING] >> FACADES OF THIS EXPENSE ARE

BECOMING UNPOPULAR WITH MY INVESTORS.

>> YOUR INVESTORS ARE ONE.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT THERE ARE MANY THAT

MAKE ONE.

>> ONE IS ENOUGH FOR TOO MUCH.

>> YOUR JEALOUSY OVERWHELMS YOUR REPUTATION.

>> MY REPUTATION IS BIG-TIME AND RECORDED.

YOU ARE EYELESS AND SQUARED.

>> 60 OF WHAT YOU THINK IS A REPUTATION FOR ONE IS YOUR

DOWNFALL.

>> WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT IN DUE TIME, WON'T WE?

>> TIME IS DUE, INDEED.

>> [SCREECH] >> AND YOU--

YOU NEED A WHIFF OF MY FRIEND.

>> [SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH] >> WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PARTY,

MAN?

THIS BLOWS.

>> MAN, THIS PARTY IS STRAIGHT JACK.

IT'S COMPLETELY WACK.

I COULD'VE GOT WITH MONIQUE TONIGHT.

>> WILL YOU SHUT UP?

OH, DAMN, BOY, YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A HUMAN P.A., AND WHERE'S

THAT BAKED COP AT?

>> WHO ARE YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS PARTY?

WHO INVITED YOU?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.

YOU KNOW I KNOW.

YOU'RE WEIRD-LOOKING.

I'M NOT WEIRD-LOOKING, BUT YOU'RE WEIRD-LOOKING.

>> HEY, ARE YOU ROOSTER?

>> SOMETIMES ALL IN CAPS, DEPENDING ON--

>> IF I'M YELLING AT YOU OR NOT, RIGHT?

>> UH-HUH.

>> DO YOU HAVE A SON, BY ANY CHANCE?

>> NO.

>> HE WENT TO CAMP.

YOU WENT TO CAMP.

>> HOW DID YOU-- >> THIS LETTER.

>> I'LL BE.

>> THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW.

>> JUST WHEN I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING, I'M IN THIS CLOUD.

I KNOW THAT WHEN A MAN HAS MEMORIES, IT'S JUST ELECTRICAL

IMPULSES THROUGH THE BRAIN THAT CREATE THE MEMORIES BECAUSE

THOSE IMPULSES TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

THEREFORE, THE BRAIN TIME-TRAVELS, AND THAT'S HOW HE

REMEMBERS...

BUT HOW DOES HE FEEL?

HOW DOES HE FEEL THOSE MEMORIES?

HOW DOES HE FEEL THOSE THOUGHTS?

WHAT...TIME IS IT?

[BABY CRYING] >> IN HERE.

>> IN WHERE?

>> SEE THIS?

>> YEAH. I SEE IT.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE?

>> YOUR LETTER.

>> MY LETTER DID THIS?

MAN, YOU GOT A BAR AROUND HERE?

BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL.

>> COME DOWN HERE TO THE BASEMENT.

>> WHAT'S A LIQUOR STORE DOING WITH A BASEMENT?

>> IT'S, UH-- IT'S FOR, UH, TORNADOS AND SOME

OTHER STUFF.

>> WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?

>> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

>> FIRST OFF, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW, AND

I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

[CRASH] [CRASH]

[SLAM] [CLANG]

[CLOCK TICKING] [CLANG]

[CLOCK TICKING] [CLANG]

>> I DID IT.

I DID IT, AND I WON, AND I BEAT THEM ALL...

[SLURP] AND IT TASTES GOOD.

[DOOR SLAMS] >> HEY, KIDS.

NO ONE WINS UNTIL I WIN BECAUSE I WIN AT STUFF ALL THE TIME.

HA HA! YOU GOT THAT?

AAH! WHAT THE-- OH! WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE MAN?

HA HA! YOU GOT-- UH, YOU GOT SOME ARROWS STUCK

THROUGH YOU.

HA HA HA! ZINGER.

BOING. HA HA HA!

UP TOP. LET'S TOUR, RIGHT?

AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?

>> WRONG, VERY, VERY WRONG.

>> COME ON, SHARK. WE'RE A TEAM.

IT'S ME AND YOU, AND WE GO TO THE ZOO, RIGHT?

HA HA HA! COME ON.

CHUG ALONG, BUDDY.

>> IT'S OVER.

>> CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA BAAH!

>> STOP IT.

>> I DO IT AT MY RESTAURANT EVERY NIGHT, BUT SOMETIMES I

FORGET, AND THEN THE BOSS MAN IS ALL, "DO YOUR SIDE WORK,"

AND I'M LIKE, "I'M MARRYING THESE KETCHUPS AS FAST AS I

CAN."

EEEH! HA HA HA!

I GOT THESE T-SHIRTS MADE.

>> LOOK. IT'S OVER.

>> SHARK, IT AIN'T OVER.

IT'S YOU AND ME AND YOU AND ME AND YOU AND ME AND YOU.

BAP! DAMN IT.

>> WHERE'S THE ZINGER?

WE ALL LOVE TO LAUGH.

>> HEY, LIQUOR, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

I NEED TO FIND MY TEACHER, TELL HER I NEED TO GET BACK IN THE

BOAT, AND I NEED TO GO HOME.

>> YEAH. IT'S A WEB. GET IT?

>> YEAH. I GET IT.

NOW CAN YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?

>> LET YOU OUT? NO.

>> WHY ME?

I MEAN, WHAT DID I DO?

>> YOU COME TOO CLOSE TO RESTARTING EVERYTHING.

I KNOW YOU.

YOU'LL SET THE ALARM.

[DOOR SLAMS] >> I'LL SET THE ALARM?

IS THERE A BEER DOWN THERE?

IS THERE A BEER DOWN THERE?

>> IS THIS FINALLY THE END?

>> IT'S NEVER THE END.

TAKE HIM OUT AND DO IT FOR REAL THIS TIME, OK?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS.

>> [BEEPING] >> NO. YOU CAN'T GO WITH HIM

BECAUSE YOU'LL JUST [BEEP] IT UP BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED.

>> [BEEPING] >> I'M SO EXTREMELY BORED.

WHAT ELSE IS ON?

>> IT'S ONLY THIS DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY.

>> ♪ 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE

12 OZ. MOUSE, 12, OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE ♪

>> HMM, I KIND OF WANT TO OPEN THE DOOR, BUT I'M SCARED.

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