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12 OUNCE MOUSE 7 >> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY

I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY

LIKE A-RINGING A BELL PUT IT TO THE FLOOR

AND THE WHISKEY'S A-FLOWIN' I GOT A PORSCHE

I GOT TO GET IT GOIN' YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪ >> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪ >> ♪ THAT CAR'S ROLLING

ALL NIGHT LONG CRANKING UP THE JAMS

AND SINGING ALONG CAR FULL OF RICHES

AND A BRAND-NEW BOMB ♪ [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] >> HEY, CAN I, UH,

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

UH, PARTNER?

>> I'M SORRY.

IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID PARTNER.

>> YOU KNOW, BUDDY, GUY, CHUM.

SQUARE.

>> LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET YOU SOMETHING.

[EERIE MUSIC] >> WH-WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?

[WHIRRING] [TELEPHONE RINGS]

>> SHARK, I AM RUNNING A TAD LATE, BUT I AM SUPER EXCITED TO

BE ATTENDING YOUR LITTLE SOIREE.

>> JUST GET HERE, AND DON'T HURT RHODA.

>> WELL, I...

PROMISE I WON'T TOUCH HIM.

>> ♪ STORMS ARE SEARCHING DEEP WITHIN

HER LYING EYES WILL ALWAYS WIN DUSK TO DAWN SHE TRAWLS

AND SHE WILL LAY DYING ♪ >> GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

BUT I CAN'T.

>> ♪ IT'S GETTING LATE CUSTOMS FADE ♪

>> NOBODY LOOK AT HIM.

GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE SONG FINISHES.

[SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] >> WHAT ABOUT SKILLET?

>> THERE'S NO TIME, MOUSE.

HE'S A GONER.

>> BUT HE'S MY ONLY FRIEND.

>> [COUGHING] DUDE, WE NEED TO TOTALLY, LIKE.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS, WELL, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

>> WE GOT TO ROLL...

OUT OF HERE LIKE LAST YEAR.

DIG THIS.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO LAY DOWN, RIGHT?

>> LAY DOWN.

HA HA!

>> HE'S RIGHT, MOUSE.

>> GIVE ME THAT.

>> GIVE ME THAT, PLEASE.

>> TAKE THE TAXI AND MEET ME IN TOWN IN ONE HOUR.

>> WHAT'S AN HOUR IN THIS TOWN.

>> OH, HE'S TOTALLY ON TARGET, MAN.

>> WHAT TIME?

>> TIME, SHINE, HINE, PINE.

DOJO GOTS TO GO.

LIKE RIGHT NOW.

>> GET GOING.

>> DUDE, GIVE ME THE KEYS.

I THINK I SHOULD BE DRIVING.

>> YOU?

NO WAY, FUZZ.

>> BUT I INSIST.

AHH...GIMME THE KEYS.

>> DON'T LET HIM DRIVE, ROOST.

YOU CRAZY, YOU STRAIGHT UP CRAZY TO LET HIM DRIVE.

I'LL DRIVE.

STEP OFF, MAN, I'M A GOOD DRIVER.

I WILL DRIVE.

>> NO, YOU AIN'T.

NO WAY YOU AIN'T.

>> MAN, I'M A GOOD DRIVER.

I DROVE MY MOM CRAZY ALL LAST YEAR.

I'M A GOOD DRIVER.

>> YES, HE IS, HE IS, I KNOW.

GIVE HIM THE KEYS.

>> I'M DRIVING.

NOW GET ON IN.

>> ♪ DUSK TO DAWN SHE TROLLS AND SHE WILL LAY DYING ♪

[SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] >> [SQUEAKS]

[SINGING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] >> [SQUEAKS]

>> OH, MY HEAD.

>> [SQUEAKS] >> HE DOES?

>> [SQUEAKS] >> WELL, LET'S GO TO THE PARTY.

>> THIS PARTY ISN'T THAT GREAT.

I HAVE BEEN TO BETTER PARTIES THAT HAVE BEEN MUCH GREATER.

IF YOU THINK I'M HAVING FUN AT THIS PARTY, I'M NOT.

THERE ARE NO BACON-WRAPPED GOODIES AT THIS PARTY.

BACON-WRAPPED GOODIES ARE MY VERY FAVORITE.

I NEED A BACON-WRAPPED GOODIE LIKE YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY.

>> [SLURPING] >> HELL OF A PARTY, SHARK.

>> SHUT UP.

HOW IS RHODA DOING?

>> SHE HAS A SMALL HEAD INJURY BUT NOTHING TOO FIXABLE.

>> IF YOU KILLED HER I'LL-- >> I'LL?

>> YEAH, YOU.

GLAD YOU CAME.

>> I'M HAVING FUN AT YOUR PARTY.

>> YEAH, THANKS.

LOVE IT OVER THERE.

AWAY FROM ME.

IN CANADA.

OR FARTHER.

>> I SAW YOUR SLIDE SHOW.

>> I KNOW.

I SHOWED IT TO YOU.

I WAS THERE.

YOUR BIG WET EYEBALL WAS THERE.

WE WERE BOTH THERE.

REMEMBER?

>> I DO.

>> WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PARTY?

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE IN THAT OFTEN.

YOU ARE NOT EVEN PEOPLE.

YOU ROUND, WET, UNBLINKING HORRIFIC ORB.

YOU ARE GROSS.

I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD LEAVE MY PARTY.

>> I WANT THIS THING HERE.

GIVE IT TO ME.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

I NEED THIS FOR ME.

>> HEY, SO WHAT DO YOU ALL DO?

NO KIDDING?

IN TOWN OR....

THAT IS A TREAT.

EXCUSE ME.

I HAVE ENJOYED OUR CHAT.

>> I HAVE READ ALL OF THESE BOOKS, AND THEY ARE GOOD BOOKS.

OUT OF ALL THESE BOOKS, I WOULD SAY THAT THEY ARE ALL THESE

MY FAVORITE.

>> HI.

AND HI TO YOU.

>> LEAVE US ALONE.

WE ARE READING.

>> ALL THESE BOOKS ARE THE SAME.

THEY ARE ALL TITLED "RULES."

>> SO?

>> SO I MEAN ARE YOU READING RULES OR RULES AND IF YOU'VE

READ ONE DON'T YOU ALREADY SORT OF KNOW WHAT THE OTHER ONE IS

ABOUT?

>> SEE LORE AT ERA SEE LORE.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> SEE LORE AT ERA SEE LORE.

>> YOUR MAMA, OK.

>> HEY, BUTTERMILK.

IS THIS YOUR NEW CAR?

THIS LOOKS LIKE YOUR NEW CAR.

>> UH-OH.

>> DAMMIT, JOE, I'M THE PILOT AROUND HERE, NOT YOU.

I TOLD YOU TO LET ME DRIVE AND LEAVE THESE CONTROLS ALONE.

>> YOU DID.

>> WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING, DRIVEN?

BECAUSE JESUS SAVES.

>> SHUT UP.

>> WHAT AM I?

>> WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?

>> DAMMIT, JOE.

>> ALOHA.

>> HOW DO I OPEN THIS THING?

>> DUDE, THAT IS A MOUSE.

>> WELL, RING MY EARS, STONEY, THAT'S CRAZY.

>> SHUT UP.

I'M TRYING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.

IT TAKES CONCENTRATION AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING MINE.

NOW, MOUSE, HOW DO WE GET OUT?

>> I THINK IT'S BETTER THAT YOU STAY IN THERE.

>> DON'T EVEN TALK THINK ABOUT IT, FITZ.

>> WHAT?

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT--WHAT?

>> TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE.

>> WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

>> I DIDN'T CALL YOU ANYTHING.

>> THIS IS AWESOME.

YOU'RE A MOUSE.

>> NO, YOU CALLED ME FITZ.

LIQUOR CALLED ME FITZ ONCE.

>> IT'S JUST A NAME LIKE BUTCH.

IT DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING.

>> SHARK CALLED ME BUTCH.

>> BUTCH IS NOTHING, TOO.

IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND TELL YOUR SON'S FRIEND, HEY,

MAN, ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP ALL DAY, BUTCH, OR YOU GONNA

MOW THE LAWN?

THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

THAT IS ALL IT IS.

>> SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

>> ROAD SQUAT.

>> MAN, I GOT TO DO THE TRICKLE.

YOU GOT TO OPEN THIS UP SO I CAN GO.

>> ME, TOO, DUDE.

UP TOP.

>> DRIVING WITH YOU GUYS IS LIKE DRIVING WITH BUNCH

OF DAMN BABIES.

>> AND THAT'S WHERE WE CUT.

THE CIRCLE EFFECT IS EFFECTIVE.

>> THAT'S A GOOD SHOW.

HOW DOES IT END?

>> IT NEVER ENDS.

>> BUT EVERYTHING ENDS.

SOMEHOW.

>> YOU ARE BECOMING A REAL PROBLEM.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> SHARK, I THINK HE SHOULD PROVE HIS SORRYNESS WITH THESE.

>> WOW.

YEAH, THAT'S MENACING.

WE ARE GOING TO HIRE THE HAND NEXT TO OPERATE THOSE?

>> HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

>> SHH, I'M MAKING IT HAPPEN.

>> THIS PARTY'S WEIRD.

NO ONE SEEMS TO BE PARTYING.

WAIT, HOLD ON.

[SNIFFS] THAT SMELLS GOOD.

THIS IS SOME GOOD...

UM, DO YOU WANT ANY?

>> AH, FITZ.

>> YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

>> YOU KNOW ME?

>> NO, I DON'T.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND.

>> THE HEAD.

>> GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.

STAY HERE FOREVER.

WITH US.

>> I THINK I NEED TO...

>> I HAVE READ ALL OF THESE BOOKS AND THEY ARE GOOD BOOKS.

>> WHOA, DOWN LITTLE BUDDY, DOWN.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN.

I WILL, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

>> I HURT I HURT.

I NEED HELP.

>> HA HA HA HA HA.

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE... ♪

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--www.ncicap.org] >> ♪ CABIN FEVER ♪