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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY

I'M DRUNK AS HELL

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY

LIKE A RICKETY BELL

FOOT TO THE FLOOR

AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING

I GOTTA FORTUNE

I GOTTA GET IT GOING ♪

>> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪

>> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING

ALL NIGHT LONG

CRANKING UP THE JAMS

AND SINGING ALONG

CAR FULL OF RICHES

AND A BRAND-NEW PHONE ♪

>> TODAY'S A GOOD DAY FOR

PLAYING CATCH.

I WONDER WHO WILL PLAY CATCH

WITH ME TODAY.

WHAT THE--

STOP.

WHERE'S EVERYONE GOING?

>> WELL, FIRST OFF, ALL THOSE

PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY FOLLOWING

ME, BECAUSE I HAVE A 7,000-MILE

GLOBAL HEAD START, SO IF YOU

THINK I'M FOLLOWING THEM, YOU

ARE WRONG.

I AM A LEADER, NOT A FOLLOWER.

>> YOU PLAY CATCH WITH ME NOW.

>> NO, UH...

NO WAY IN HELL.

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY

CATCH?

>> I KNOW HOW TO PLAY "YOU GIVE

ME $40."

>> IT'S EASY.

I THROW BALL, AND YOU CATCH

BALL.

TRY IT NOW.

YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE BALL.

TRY AGAIN.

>> I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS.

>> OH.

>> AND NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE ME

ADMIT WHAT YOU WRONGFULLY THINK

IS A MEDICAL INCONSISTENCY, I

HAVE TO GO.

I'M EXTREMELY LATE, AND YOU ARE

THE ONE WHO HAS PROBLEMS, NOT

ME.

>> HEY, YOU WANT TO PLAY CATCH?

>> UH, NO.

I DO NOT.

HEY, DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHERE

EVERYONE WENT TO?

>> YES.

>> OK.

WHICH WAY WAS THAT TO?

>> YOU'RE ENDING YOUR SENTENCES

IN PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES.

YOU BETTER STOP ENDING YOUR

SENTENCES IN PREPOSITIONAL

PHRASES.

>> HA HA, OR WHAT?

>> OR I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU

KILLED ME.

>> YEAH, LOOK.

I WAS LATE BECAUSE I HAD TO

CLOSE THE BAR, AND I DON'T EVER

CLOSE THE BAR, BUT I CLOSED IT,

OK?

SO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, TELL ME

WHERE THEY WENT TO.

>> NEVER.

[HEAVY METAL PLAYING]

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SKILLET.

DOWN, DOWN, SKILLET.

STOP.

EVERYBODY STOP.

WHEN I GO LIKE THIS...

[PLAYING RIFF]

THAT'S WHEN YOU HIT THE CYMBAL.

[SQUEAKING]

NO, MAN.

YOU'RE STILL DOING IT WRONG.

[SQUEAKING]

WHAT'D YOU, UM, WHAT'D YOU DO

WITH THE CYMBALS?

[KNOCKING]

[LOUD SQUEAKING]

>> WELCOME TO "THE SHARK SHOW."

UM, TONIGHT IS GONNA BE REALLY

FUN 'CAUSE WE HAVE PRONTO HERE.

AND HERE'S PRONTO.

ANYWAY, PRONTO, TO MY LEFT,

LIVES IN A CONDO DOWN OFF

QUIVER.

HE'S INTO, UH, ARCHERY.

ARCHERY, MOUSE.

YOU HEAR THAT?

PRONTO'S INTO ARCHERY.

AND HE'S THE BEST.

HE'S AN ARCHERIST, MOUSE.

AN ARCHERIST.

>> THAT'S A GOOD SHOW.

[SQUEAKING]

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S NOT A GOOD SHOW AT ALL.

[SQUEAKING]

I KNOW.

I'M HUNGRY, TOO, BUT THERE'S

ONLY A HAND AND A COLD PHONE IN

THE ICEBOX.

[EXPLOSION]

[GUNFIRE]

>> EVERYBODY, DON'T MOVE.

STOP--STOP MOVING AROUND SO

MUCH...

AROUND.

[CHUCKLING]

UH, DOWN.

GIVE ME THE CASH.

COME ON--COME ON, GUYS.

I'M TOTALLY--I'M TOTALLY

SERIOUS.

[GUNFIRE]

[EXPLOSION]

[GUNFIRE]

I'M NOT...FOOLIN'.

HA HA HA!

♪ F-F-F-FOOLIN' ♪

AROUND.

GIVE IT TO ME.

GIVE ME THE CASH.

OH, GOD!

THE LEPPARD ROCKS.

RIGHT?

♪ F-FOOLIN' ♪

[SIGH]

I'M STARVING.

[GUNFIRE]

[SQUEAKING]

I'M GONNA COUNT...

TO, LIKE, 3, OK?

AND EVERYBODY WHO CAN GIVE ME

CASH, THEY BETTER GIVE IT TO ME.

ALL RIGHT?

LIKE...NOW.

EVERYBODY.

[CHUCKLING]

[COUGHING]

OK.

GIVE ME THE CASH.

GIVE ME SOME FRIES.

[GUNFIRE]

IS THE GUN ON HERE?

[CHUCKLING]

[GUNFIRE]

EVERYBODY?

WHERE'D YOU GO?

GIVE ME SOME FRIES.

HA HA HA!

YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE CASH,

RIGHT?

'CAUSE THEN I'LL HAVE THE CASH,

OK?

AND THEN PEOPLE--THEY COME OVER

TO ME, AND I'LL SAY--THEY'LL

SAY...

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

LET ME START OVER.

LET ME START OVER.

PEOPLE MIGHT COME UP TO ME AND

SAY, "CAN I HAVE SOME CASH OR

SOME MONEY?"

AND I'LL SAY, "NO WAY, DUDE."

[GUNSHOT]

AWESOME.

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

[DOOR OPENS]

>> WHO WAS THAT...

PERSON WE WERE FIGHTING?

[SQUEAKING]

I DON'T KNOW, EITHER.

[SQUEAKING]

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

AND WHY?

[SQUEAKING]

HE, UH...

HE DOESN'T COUNT, MAN.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> OFFICER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP

HERE.

OFFICER?

OFFICER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE,

OFFICER.

>> STOP.

>> YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE,

OFFICER.

YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.

OFFICER, YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE.

>> STOP IT.

STOP IT, STOP IT.

WHO ARE YOU?

>> I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO

I AM.

YOU DON'T ASK ME WHO I AM, YOU

DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T NEED TO

KNOW WHO I AM, YOU DON'T KNOW

WHO I AM, YOU DON'T ASK ME WHO

I AM, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU

DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHO I AM, YOU

DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.

>> I KNOW.

NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.

CONGRATULATIONS.

>> I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU

TO YOU.

I SAID I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK

YOU TO YOU.

I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU TO

YOU.

I SAID I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK

YOU TO YOU.

I DON'T HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU TO

YOU.

[GUNFIRE]

[DOOR OPENS]

>> OH, IT'S YOU.

>> NO ONE WILL PLAY CATCH WITH

ME.

>> GOOD.

>> MY JOB AT THE DINER IS NOT

WORKING OUT.

I WOULD RATHER PLAY CATCH ALL

DAY THAN WORK AT THAT DINER WITH

THE FOOD.

>> I HAVE AN IDEA, AND IT'S A

GOOD ONE.

>> TELL ME.

>> GO OUTSIDE, STAND IN THE

ROAD.

EVERY TIME YOU SEE A CAR, FLIP

IT OFF.

>> WHAT WILL THAT DO?

>> IT WILL BE NEAT.

>> I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW VERY

LUCKY YOU ARE TO KNOW ME SINCE

I'M SO INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLE.

>> YEAH.

I AM.

>> I HEARD THAT YOUR GREENY

FRIEND HAD A HANKERING FOR

CIRCUS DOGS.

>> I KNOW.

>> AND THAT NEW GUY GOT HIMSELF

A PRIZE.

THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

>> YOU ARE SO...TALK SO MUCH.

>> WELL, I'M JUST STATING THE

OBVIOUS, WHICH MAKES ME 100%

RIGHT DURING ALL CONVERSATION.

>> YEAH, SO, UH, YOU SURE

THIS'LL WORK?

>> HAS IT EVER NOT SUCCEEDED?

NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T USE THE "F"

WORD BECAUSE THAT WORD IS TO BE

NOT FOUND IN MY VOCAB.

KEEP THAT THING AWAY, OR I WON'T

DO THIS.

>> DO IT.

>> DO IT, "PLEASE."

OK.

YOU WIN.

[INDISTINCT]

IT IS DONE.

I DID IT.

>> GET OUT.

>> I WILL BILL YOU.

>> ALL THE WAY OUT.

>> IN A HUGE WAY.

>> YEAH, KEEP GOING.

KEEP GOING.

JUST--NO, JUST KEEP GOING TILL I

STOP SAYING "KEEP GOING."

KEEP GOING.

KEEP GOING.

CAN YOU EVEN STILL HEAR ME?

GOOD.

>> WHAT THE--

WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR PROBLEM?

>> SEASHELLS RUN DRY OVER THE

SEASHELL.

>> THE WHAT?

>> SEASHELLS RUN DRY OVER THE

SEASHELL.

>> UM...

>> SEASHELLS RUN DRY OVER THE--

>> STOP.

GET IN.

NO WAY.

[SQUEAKING]

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE,

12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE,

12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE,

12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE,

12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

--www.ncicap.org--]