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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [RING] [RING] 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 [RING] [BEEP] 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 >> HELLO. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 >> HEY, IT'S ME--YOUR BUDDY. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 HOW ARE YOU? 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 >> I COULDN'T BE BUSIER. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 >> DOING WHAT? 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 >> I'M... 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I'M ON THIS PHONE. 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 >> THAT'S FAIR. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I'LL CALL YOU BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON THE PHONE. 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000 UM, WHEN WILL YOU BE NOT ON THE PHONE? 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 >> NOT ON THE PHONE TALKING... 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 TO THE PHONE. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 >> THAT WORKS. 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 [HANGS UP] [RING] 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 [BEEP] >> HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN. 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 ARE YOU NOT ON THE PHONE... 19 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 STILL? 20 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 >> NO. 21 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 >> IS THAT A YES? 22 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 >> IT IS? 23 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 THEN, YES. 24 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,000 >> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD NOT CHECK MY ICEBOX. 25 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 WOULDN'T CHECK YOURS EITHER. 26 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:00,000 [CLATTERED RINGING] WHAT'S IN THERE IN THE ICEBOX? 27 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 GET ON YOUR LITTLE, TINY MOUSY TIPTOES. 28 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 [CLATTERED RINGING] TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE ICEBOX. 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 HELLO? 30 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 MOUSE? 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,000 [BUZZING] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 32 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] ♪ OUT OF MY WAY 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I'M DRUNK AS HELL! 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 I'M LONG ENOUGH TO WIN AND I'M RINGIN' THE BELL 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 PUT IT TO THE FLOOR IN THE WHISKEY FLOOR 36 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 WHEN I GOT A POOR TUNE I GOTTA GET IT GOIN' 37 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:35,000 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN 38 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE 39 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE 40 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,000 DEAR GOD, ROLLIN' ALL ALONG I GET...SINGIN' ALONG 41 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:52,000 CAR FULL OF RICHES AND I'M READY TO BLOW ♪ 42 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 >> YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS, AND I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS WHAT 43 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 I THINK, KNOW, OR HAVE HEARD TO BE TRUE. 44 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 SERIOUSLY, BUT LIQUOR SAID THAT MOUSE IS UP TO HIS CANS. 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 >> WEIRD. 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 >> YEAH, NOT ONLY THAT, THE NEW GUY, I HEARD HE GOT OUT, RIGHT, 47 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,000 LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM OUT, AND HE GOT A THING FOR SQUIRRELS. 48 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 I'M NOT TALKING AS THOUGH HE'S CHEESY GREEN UP ON 'EM. 49 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I'M SAYING MORE LIKE EQUADORIAN SLEEP, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE. 50 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 >> SURE. 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 >> OH, AND ANOTHER THING, ROOSTER--YOU KNOW ROOSTER? 52 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 UP ON THE FARM GUY? 53 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LIQUOR ALSO SAYS THAT A LETTER ACCIDENTALLY 54 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 GOT DELIVERED TO HIM, BUT BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT, BOOM! 55 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 JUST LIKE THAT, CLOCK SHOWS UP. 56 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS, IT'S DAY 97. 57 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 [EXPLOSION] >> WHAT'S UP, G.A.'s? 58 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 >> NOTHIN'. 59 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 >> I SAW YOU CRASH. 60 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 >> I'M SURE THAT YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO SEE EVERYTHING. 61 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 >> AFFIRMATIVE. 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 >> I SEE YOU SEE YOU MEAN WE. 63 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 COME WITH ME AND FLY AWAY. 64 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 BUT FIRST... 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 >> SET UP THE CAMERAS. 66 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 NO, THE 50 MILLIMETER. 67 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 YES, THE ONLY ONES WE HAVE, THE HIDDEN ONES. 68 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 DUH! 69 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I'M STILL LOOKIN' AT YOU NOT SETTING UP THE CAMERAS. 70 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST PLANNING MY DAY. 71 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I'LL BE WATCHING YOU NOT DO WHAT I TOLD 72 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:22,000 YOU TO DO? 73 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 >> YOU KILL TREES? 74 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 >> SHUT UP. 75 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 >> TREES MAKE OXYGEN. 76 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 >> UP YOURS. 77 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 >> I BREATHE IT, YOU BREATHE IT. 78 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:41,000 >> I SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP. 79 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 SEE IT? 80 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,000 >> I SEE...NOT. 81 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 >> IT WAS RIGHT F-ING HERE. 82 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 WHERE THE "F" IS IT? 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 IT WAS A-- IT WAS AN F-ING ARROW, 84 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 AND IT WAS RIGHT THE "F" HERE. 85 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 >> UH-HUH. 86 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I HUNGRY. 87 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 >> GOOD. 88 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING. 89 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 >> THAT WILL HAPPEN. 90 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 NOW. 91 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:17,000 [CRASH] >> NOW, LITTLE GUY'S 92 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 CAMERAPHOBIC. 93 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 94 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,000 >> WHAT ARE THESE, THESE FORMULAS AND PAPERS? 95 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 PAPERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 96 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT. 97 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [KNOCK ON DOOR] SKILLET, YOU'RE BACK. 98 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 [SKILLET SQUEALING] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 99 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 [SQUEALING] WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE 100 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 NIGHTMARE. 101 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 [SQUEALING] >> HOLY SHEE! 102 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 >> GO DAMN! 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 SHARK! 104 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 >> WHAT'S NEW, RHODA? 105 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,000 >> UH, NOTHING, UM, SIR. 106 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 >> DRINK. 107 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 >> YOU KNOW, UH, I'M A SHARK. 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 >> YEAH, THANK YOU. 109 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 >> I ATTACK WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 110 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 IT'S INSTINCTUAL, YOU KNOW? 111 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 >> MM-HMM, THANK YOU. 112 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 >> IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE I'M JUST HANGING OUT WATCHING 113 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 LEMMINGS GO BY, LEMMINGS WHO MIGHT NEED MONEY--PROBABLY NOT, 114 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. 115 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 PART OF ME JUST SAYS HEY, WHATEVER. 116 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 AND THEN SOMETHING GOES OFF IN MY BRAIN AND SENDS AN IMPULSE TO 117 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 MY JAW AND BAM! 118 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:30,000 1,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE LOCK IN LIKE A PRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I 119 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 MEAN? 120 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, AND THANK YOU. 121 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,000 >> I MEAN, A HEAD YOUR SIZE WOULD BURST LIKE AN INFECTED 122 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 KIDNEY. 123 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 AND ALL I'D REMEMBER WAS HOW WARM THE JUICES WERE THAT LAPPED 124 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 THE BACK OF MY UVULA ON THEIR TRIP DOWN TO STOMACHLAND. 125 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 >> YES, SIR. 126 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 >> BUT WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT? 127 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 WE KNOW EACH OTHER. 128 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 WE KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHO WE TALK TO AND WHAT WE SAY TO THEM. 129 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 >> WE DO. 130 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 >> I KNEW WE DID. 131 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 >> CHEETAH, MAMA. 132 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 SLAP ME A SIS. 133 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 >> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LETTER THAT LIQUOR GOT. 134 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 [SQUEALING] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A 135 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 GOOD DANCER, BUT YET... 136 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:18,000 [SQUEALING] THESE PAPERS ARE SUDDENLY 137 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,000 USELESS, AND NOW I MUST BURN THEM...FOR A REASON I DON'T 138 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 KNOW. 139 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 [SQUEALING] I'M GETTING AN IDEA FROM YOUR 140 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:35,000 YELLING MOUTH, YOUR SO YELLING MOUTH. 141 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:40,000 [CRASH] WE'RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS. 142 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,000 [SQUEALING] BUT FIRST, WE MUST BURGLE. 143 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:51,000 [CRASH AND ALARM SOUNDS] OH, THERE'S A PRETTY AMP. 144 00:06:51,000 --> 00:07:01,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT? 145 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:08,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT? 146 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ROCKS! 147 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 [HUMMING] ROCK AND ROLL! 148 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 >> IT'S CALLED "F" OFF. 149 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 TO YOU. 150 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 SO, TAKE A HINT. 151 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 NO WAY! 152 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 THIS IS... 153 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 A GREAT SONG. 154 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:37,000 [ALARM CONTINUES] BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M... 155 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 DID SOMEBODY BREAK IN HERE? 156 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 >> WELL, IT WASN'T US. 157 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:53,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES] 158 00:07:53,000 --> 00:08:12,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES] 159 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 >> HEY! FELLAS! 160 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 STOP! STOP IT! 161 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 WHY, THAT THERE IS A MEAN BEAT, I'M TELLIN' YA. 162 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 >> IT IS? 163 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 >> YEAH, IT IS. 164 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 IT WOULD SOUND GREAT ON MY RECORD LABEL. 165 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 IN FACT, IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON IT. 166 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 WHERE ARE WE OUT ON THAT? 167 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 >> YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL? 168 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 OR RECORD? 169 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 >> YEAH, I DO. 170 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 UP TOP. 171 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 COME ON, LET'S TOUR. 172 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 >> OH, HOLD IT, DUDE. 173 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 >> HOLD IT YOURSELF, POPS. 174 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 >> MAHA! ZINGER! 175 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 >> ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE IN HERE NOW? 176 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:46,000 >> KID, I NEVER HAVE TO BREAK IN WHEN I AM IN THE NIM, 177 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 178 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 >> UM, NO. 179 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 >> MY HEAD! 180 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 [GURGLING] >> WHOA! 181 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 IS THAT ICE CREAM? 182 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 AWESOME. 183 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 >> "YOUR DAD AND I SPENT OVER 10 YEARS AND $94,000 PUTTING 184 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 TOGETHER MY MOSQUITO COSTUME, AND NOW I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE 185 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 THAT I HAVE BECOME A MOSQUITO. 186 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 THE COSTUME IS QUITE REALISTIC, AND I HAVE EVEN ATTACHED 187 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 BLADDERS TO THE NOSE THING, SO I CAN SUCK UP LIQUIDS WHEN I 188 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 PUNCTURE THEM WITH MY NOSE THING. 189 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I COULD BE BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND YOU 190 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR SON CHILD. 191 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 YOU WOULD JUST THINK, "GET AWAY, MOSQUITO." 192 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,000 FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU WOULD BE 3,000 DADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY 193 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I'VE DESIGNED THE EYEBALLS. 194 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I MIGHT BE SAYING, "DAD, IT'S ME; DAD, IT'S ME," BUT YOU 195 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE BECAUSE OF ITS 196 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 BUZZING. 197 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 I'M ALSO INTO PLASTICS NOW. 198 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 I AM MAKING PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU CAN SUCK LIQUIDS THROUGH, 199 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 KIND OF LIKE MY MOSQUITO NOSE, BUT USED FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. 200 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AT CAMP. 201 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 SEE YOU SOON." 202 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000 MOS--MOSQUITO--MOSQUITOR? 203 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 MOSQUITING. 204 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. 205 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 >> WHAT'S THIS? 206 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 >> MY NEW RECORD. 207 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 IT'S CALLED, UM..."F-OFF." 208 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 >> IS IT GOOD? 209 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 >> MM-HMM. 210 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 >> SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING RECORDS? 211 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 >> NO. 212 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 >> 'CAUSE, UH, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO BE IN A BAND. 213 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 >> NO WAY. 214 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 WHAT DO YOU PLAY? 215 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 >> I PLAY, UH, WITH MINDS. 216 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 SHH! 217 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT. 218 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 AND DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED. 219 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:28,000 [JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING] 220 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:46,000 [JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING] 221 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,000 [TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING] 222 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 [RING] [BEEP] 223 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 >> HELLO. 224 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 >> DID YOU FIND MY RECORD? 225 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU? 226 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 NOW, SPIN IT. 227 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I THINK, KNOW, OR HAVE HEARD TO BE TRUE. 228 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000 SERIOUSLY, BUT LIQUOR SAID THAT MOUSE IS UP TO HIS CANS. 229 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 >> WEIRD. 230 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 >> YEAH, NOT ONLY THAT, THE NEW GUY, I HEARD HE GOT OUT, RIGHT, 231 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,000 LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM OUT, AND HE GOT A THING FOR SQUIRRELS. 232 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I'M NOT TALKING AS THOUGH HE'S CHEESY GREEN UP ON 'EM. 233 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I'M SAYING MORE LIKE EQUADORIAN SLEEP, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE. 234 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 >> SURE. 235 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 >> OH, AND ANOTHER THING, ROOSTER--YOU KNOW ROOSTER? 236 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 UP ON THE FARM GUY? 237 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LIQUOR ALSO SAYS THAT A LETTER ACCIDENTALLY 238 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,000 GOT DELIVERED TO HIM, BUT BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT, BOOM! 239 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 JUST LIKE THAT, CLOCK SHOWS UP. 240 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS, IT'S DAY 97. 241 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 [EXPLOSION] >> WHAT'S UP, G.A.'s? 242 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,000 >> NOTHIN'. 243 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 >> I SAW YOU CRASH. 244 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 >> I'M SURE THAT YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO SEE EVERYTHING. 245 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 >> AFFIRMATIVE. 246 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 >> I SEE YOU SEE YOU MEAN WE. 247 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,000 COME WITH ME AND FLY AWAY. 248 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 BUT FIRST... 249 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 >> SET UP THE CAMERAS. 250 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 NO, THE 50 MILLIMETER. 251 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 YES, THE ONLY ONES WE HAVE, THE HIDDEN ONES. 252 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 DUH! 253 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 I'M STILL LOOKIN' AT YOU NOT SETTING UP THE CAMERAS. 254 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST PLANNING MY DAY. 255 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I'LL BE WATCHING YOU NOT DO WHAT I TOLD 256 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:33,000 YOU TO DO? 257 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 >> YOU KILL TREES? 258 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 >> SHUT UP. 259 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 >> TREES MAKE OXYGEN. 260 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 >> UP YOURS. 261 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 >> I BREATHE IT, YOU BREATHE IT. 262 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:52,000 >> I SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP. 263 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 SEE IT? 264 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 >> I SEE...NOT. 265 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 >> IT WAS RIGHT F-ING HERE. 266 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 WHERE THE "F" IS IT? 267 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,000 IT WAS A-- IT WAS AN F-ING ARROW, 268 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 AND IT WAS RIGHT THE "F" HERE. 269 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 >> UH-HUH. 270 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I HUNGRY. 271 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 >> GOOD. 272 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING. 273 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 >> THAT WILL HAPPEN. 274 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 NOW. 275 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:28,000 [CRASH] >> NOW, LITTLE GUY'S 276 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 CAMERAPHOBIC. 277 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 278 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:37,000 >> WHAT ARE THESE, THESE FORMULAS AND PAPERS? 279 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 PAPERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 280 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT. 281 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,000 [KNOCK ON DOOR] SKILLET, YOU'RE BACK. 282 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,000 [SKILLET SQUEALING] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 283 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 [SQUEALING] WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE 284 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 NIGHTMARE. 285 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 [SQUEALING] >> HOLY SHEE! 286 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 >> GO DAMN! 287 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 SHARK! 288 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 >> WHAT'S NEW, RHODA? 289 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 >> UH, NOTHING, UM, SIR. 290 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 >> DRINK. 291 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 >> YOU KNOW, UH, I'M A SHARK. 292 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 >> YEAH, THANK YOU. 293 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 >> I ATTACK WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 294 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000 IT'S INSTINCTUAL, YOU KNOW? 295 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 >> MM-HMM, THANK YOU. 296 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,000 >> IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE I'M JUST HANGING OUT WATCHING 297 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:27,000 LEMMINGS GO BY, LEMMINGS WHO MIGHT NEED MONEY--PROBABLY NOT, 298 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. 299 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 PART OF ME JUST SAYS HEY, WHATEVER. 300 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 AND THEN SOMETHING GOES OFF IN MY BRAIN AND SENDS AN IMPULSE TO 301 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 MY JAW AND BAM! 302 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:41,000 1,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE LOCK IN LIKE A PRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I 303 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 MEAN? 304 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, AND THANK YOU. 305 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 >> I MEAN, A HEAD YOUR SIZE WOULD BURST LIKE AN INFECTED 306 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 KIDNEY. 307 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,000 AND ALL I'D REMEMBER WAS HOW WARM THE JUICES WERE THAT LAPPED 308 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 THE BACK OF MY UVULA ON THEIR TRIP DOWN TO STOMACHLAND. 309 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 >> YES, SIR. 310 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 >> BUT WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT? 311 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 WE KNOW EACH OTHER. 312 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,000 WE KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHO WE TALK TO AND WHAT WE SAY TO THEM. 313 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 >> WE DO. 314 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 >> I KNEW WE DID. 315 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 >> CHEETAH, MAMA. 316 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000 SLAP ME A SIS. 317 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 >> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LETTER THAT LIQUOR GOT. 318 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 [SQUEALING] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A 319 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 GOOD DANCER, BUT YET... 320 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:30,000 [SQUEALING] THESE PAPERS ARE SUDDENLY 321 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:35,000 USELESS, AND NOW I MUST BURN THEM...FOR A REASON I DON'T 322 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 KNOW. 323 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 [SQUEALING] I'M GETTING AN IDEA FROM YOUR 324 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:46,000 YELLING MOUTH, YOUR SO YELLING MOUTH. 325 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:51,000 [CRASH] WE'RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS. 326 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,000 [SQUEALING] BUT FIRST, WE MUST BURGLE. 327 00:15:55,000 --> 00:16:02,000 [CRASH AND ALARM SOUNDS] OH, THERE'S A PRETTY AMP. 328 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:12,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT? 329 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:19,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT? 330 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,000 BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ROCKS! 331 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:29,000 [HUMMING] ROCK AND ROLL! 332 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 >> IT'S CALLED "F" OFF. 333 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 TO YOU. 334 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 SO, TAKE A HINT. 335 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 NO WAY! 336 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 THIS IS... 337 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 A GREAT SONG. 338 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:49,000 [ALARM CONTINUES] BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M... 339 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 DID SOMEBODY BREAK IN HERE? 340 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000 >> WELL, IT WASN'T US. 341 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:04,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES] 342 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:23,000 [PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES] 343 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 >> HEY! FELLAS! 344 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 STOP! STOP IT! 345 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 WHY, THAT THERE IS A MEAN BEAT, I'M TELLIN' YA. 346 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 >> IT IS? 347 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 >> YEAH, IT IS. 348 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 IT WOULD SOUND GREAT ON MY RECORD LABEL. 349 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 IN FACT, IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON IT. 350 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 WHERE ARE WE OUT ON THAT? 351 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 >> YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL? 352 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 OR RECORD? 353 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 >> YEAH, I DO. 354 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 UP TOP. 355 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 COME ON, LET'S TOUR. 356 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 >> OH, HOLD IT, DUDE. 357 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 >> HOLD IT YOURSELF, POPS. 358 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 >> MAHA! ZINGER! 359 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 >> ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE IN HERE NOW? 360 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:57,000 >> KID, I NEVER HAVE TO BREAK IN WHEN I AM IN THE NIM, 361 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 362 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 >> UM, NO. 363 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 >> MY HEAD! 364 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,000 [GURGLING] >> WHOA! 365 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 IS THAT ICE CREAM? 366 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 AWESOME. 367 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000 >> "YOUR DAD AND I SPENT OVER 10 YEARS AND $94,000 PUTTING 368 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 TOGETHER MY MOSQUITO COSTUME, AND NOW I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE 369 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 THAT I HAVE BECOME A MOSQUITO. 370 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 THE COSTUME IS QUITE REALISTIC, AND I HAVE EVEN ATTACHED 371 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 BLADDERS TO THE NOSE THING, SO I CAN SUCK UP LIQUIDS WHEN I 372 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 PUNCTURE THEM WITH MY NOSE THING. 373 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I COULD BE BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND YOU 374 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR SON CHILD. 375 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 YOU WOULD JUST THINK, "GET AWAY, MOSQUITO." 376 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU WOULD BE 3,000 DADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY 377 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 I'VE DESIGNED THE EYEBALLS. 378 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I MIGHT BE SAYING, "DAD, IT'S ME; DAD, IT'S ME," BUT YOU 379 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE BECAUSE OF ITS 380 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 BUZZING. 381 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 I'M ALSO INTO PLASTICS NOW. 382 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 I AM MAKING PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU CAN SUCK LIQUIDS THROUGH, 383 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000 KIND OF LIKE MY MOSQUITO NOSE, BUT USED FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. 384 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AT CAMP. 385 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 SEE YOU SOON." 386 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 MOS--MOSQUITO--MOSQUITOR? 387 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 MOSQUITING. 388 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. 389 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 >> WHAT'S THIS? 390 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 >> MY NEW RECORD. 391 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 IT'S CALLED, UM..."F-OFF." 392 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 >> IS IT GOOD? 393 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 >> MM-HMM. 394 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 >> SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING RECORDS? 395 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 >> NO. 396 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 >> 'CAUSE, UH, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO BE IN A BAND. 397 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 >> NO WAY. 398 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 WHAT DO YOU PLAY? 399 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 >> I PLAY, UH, WITH MINDS. 400 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 SHH! 401 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT. 402 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000 AND DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED. 403 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:40,000 [JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING] 404 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:57,000 [JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING] 405 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:03,000 [TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING] 406 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 [RING] [BEEP] 407 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 >> HELLO. 408 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 >> DID YOU FIND MY RECORD? 409 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000 YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU? 410 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 NOW, SPIN IT. 411 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000 >> ♪ 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE 412 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,000 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE 413 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:27,000 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE 414 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE 415 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 416 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 417 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:42,000 --www.ncicap.org--] [CLATTERED RINGING] 28568

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