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[RING] [RING]
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[RING] [BEEP]
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>> HELLO.
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>> HEY, IT'S ME--YOUR BUDDY.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> I COULDN'T BE BUSIER.
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>> DOING WHAT?
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>> I'M...
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I'M ON THIS PHONE.
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>> THAT'S FAIR.
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I'LL CALL YOU BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON THE PHONE.
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UM, WHEN WILL YOU BE NOT ON THE PHONE?
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>> NOT ON THE PHONE TALKING...
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TO THE PHONE.
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>> THAT WORKS.
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[HANGS UP] [RING]
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[BEEP] >> HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN.
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ARE YOU NOT ON THE PHONE...
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STILL?
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>> NO.
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>> IS THAT A YES?
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>> IT IS?
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THEN, YES.
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>> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD NOT CHECK MY ICEBOX.
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WOULDN'T CHECK YOURS EITHER.
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[CLATTERED RINGING] WHAT'S IN THERE IN THE ICEBOX?
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GET ON YOUR LITTLE, TINY MOUSY TIPTOES.
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[CLATTERED RINGING] TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE ICEBOX.
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HELLO?
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MOUSE?
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[BUZZING] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] ♪ OUT OF MY WAY
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I'M DRUNK AS HELL!
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I'M LONG ENOUGH TO WIN AND I'M RINGIN' THE BELL
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PUT IT TO THE FLOOR IN THE WHISKEY FLOOR
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WHEN I GOT A POOR TUNE I GOTTA GET IT GOIN'
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
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12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE
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12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE
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DEAR GOD, ROLLIN' ALL ALONG I GET...SINGIN' ALONG
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CAR FULL OF RICHES AND I'M READY TO BLOW ♪
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>> YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS, AND I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS WHAT
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I THINK, KNOW, OR HAVE HEARD TO BE TRUE.
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SERIOUSLY, BUT LIQUOR SAID THAT MOUSE IS UP TO HIS CANS.
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>> WEIRD.
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>> YEAH, NOT ONLY THAT, THE NEW GUY, I HEARD HE GOT OUT, RIGHT,
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LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM OUT, AND HE GOT A THING FOR SQUIRRELS.
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I'M NOT TALKING AS THOUGH HE'S CHEESY GREEN UP ON 'EM.
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I'M SAYING MORE LIKE EQUADORIAN SLEEP, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE.
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>> SURE.
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>> OH, AND ANOTHER THING, ROOSTER--YOU KNOW ROOSTER?
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UP ON THE FARM GUY?
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, LIQUOR ALSO SAYS THAT A LETTER ACCIDENTALLY
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GOT DELIVERED TO HIM, BUT BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT, BOOM!
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JUST LIKE THAT, CLOCK SHOWS UP.
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NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS, IT'S DAY 97.
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[EXPLOSION] >> WHAT'S UP, G.A.'s?
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>> NOTHIN'.
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>> I SAW YOU CRASH.
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>> I'M SURE THAT YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO SEE EVERYTHING.
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>> AFFIRMATIVE.
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>> I SEE YOU SEE YOU MEAN WE.
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COME WITH ME AND FLY AWAY.
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BUT FIRST...
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>> SET UP THE CAMERAS.
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NO, THE 50 MILLIMETER.
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YES, THE ONLY ONES WE HAVE, THE HIDDEN ONES.
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DUH!
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I'M STILL LOOKIN' AT YOU NOT SETTING UP THE CAMERAS.
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I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST PLANNING MY DAY.
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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I'LL BE WATCHING YOU NOT DO WHAT I TOLD
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YOU TO DO?
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>> YOU KILL TREES?
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>> SHUT UP.
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>> TREES MAKE OXYGEN.
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>> UP YOURS.
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>> I BREATHE IT, YOU BREATHE IT.
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>> I SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP.
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SEE IT?
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>> I SEE...NOT.
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>> IT WAS RIGHT F-ING HERE.
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WHERE THE "F" IS IT?
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IT WAS A-- IT WAS AN F-ING ARROW,
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AND IT WAS RIGHT THE "F" HERE.
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>> UH-HUH.
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I HUNGRY.
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>> GOOD.
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THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING.
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>> THAT WILL HAPPEN.
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NOW.
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[CRASH] >> NOW, LITTLE GUY'S
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CAMERAPHOBIC.
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SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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>> WHAT ARE THESE, THESE FORMULAS AND PAPERS?
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PAPERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR] SKILLET, YOU'RE BACK.
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[SKILLET SQUEALING] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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[SQUEALING] WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE
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NIGHTMARE.
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[SQUEALING] >> HOLY SHEE!
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>> GO DAMN!
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SHARK!
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>> WHAT'S NEW, RHODA?
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>> UH, NOTHING, UM, SIR.
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>> DRINK.
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>> YOU KNOW, UH, I'M A SHARK.
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>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
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>> I ATTACK WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
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IT'S INSTINCTUAL, YOU KNOW?
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>> MM-HMM, THANK YOU.
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>> IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE I'M JUST HANGING OUT WATCHING
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LEMMINGS GO BY, LEMMINGS WHO MIGHT NEED MONEY--PROBABLY NOT,
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BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
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PART OF ME JUST SAYS HEY, WHATEVER.
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AND THEN SOMETHING GOES OFF IN MY BRAIN AND SENDS AN IMPULSE TO
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MY JAW AND BAM!
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1,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE LOCK IN LIKE A PRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I
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MEAN?
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>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, AND THANK YOU.
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>> I MEAN, A HEAD YOUR SIZE WOULD BURST LIKE AN INFECTED
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KIDNEY.
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AND ALL I'D REMEMBER WAS HOW WARM THE JUICES WERE THAT LAPPED
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THE BACK OF MY UVULA ON THEIR TRIP DOWN TO STOMACHLAND.
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>> YES, SIR.
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>> BUT WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
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WE KNOW EACH OTHER.
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WE KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHO WE TALK TO AND WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.
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>> WE DO.
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>> I KNEW WE DID.
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>> CHEETAH, MAMA.
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SLAP ME A SIS.
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>> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LETTER THAT LIQUOR GOT.
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[SQUEALING] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A
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GOOD DANCER, BUT YET...
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[SQUEALING] THESE PAPERS ARE SUDDENLY
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USELESS, AND NOW I MUST BURN THEM...FOR A REASON I DON'T
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KNOW.
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[SQUEALING] I'M GETTING AN IDEA FROM YOUR
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YELLING MOUTH, YOUR SO YELLING MOUTH.
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[CRASH] WE'RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS.
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[SQUEALING] BUT FIRST, WE MUST BURGLE.
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[CRASH AND ALARM SOUNDS] OH, THERE'S A PRETTY AMP.
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?
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BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ROCKS!
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[HUMMING] ROCK AND ROLL!
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>> IT'S CALLED "F" OFF.
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TO YOU.
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SO, TAKE A HINT.
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NO WAY!
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THIS IS...
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A GREAT SONG.
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[ALARM CONTINUES] BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M...
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DID SOMEBODY BREAK IN HERE?
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>> WELL, IT WASN'T US.
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]
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>> HEY! FELLAS!
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STOP! STOP IT!
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WHY, THAT THERE IS A MEAN BEAT, I'M TELLIN' YA.
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>> IT IS?
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>> YEAH, IT IS.
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IT WOULD SOUND GREAT ON MY RECORD LABEL.
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IN FACT, IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON IT.
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WHERE ARE WE OUT ON THAT?
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>> YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL?
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OR RECORD?
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>> YEAH, I DO.
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UP TOP.
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COME ON, LET'S TOUR.
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>> OH, HOLD IT, DUDE.
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>> HOLD IT YOURSELF, POPS.
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>> MAHA! ZINGER!
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>> ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE IN HERE NOW?
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>> KID, I NEVER HAVE TO BREAK IN WHEN I AM IN THE NIM,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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>> UM, NO.
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>> MY HEAD!
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[GURGLING] >> WHOA!
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IS THAT ICE CREAM?
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AWESOME.
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>> "YOUR DAD AND I SPENT OVER 10 YEARS AND $94,000 PUTTING
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TOGETHER MY MOSQUITO COSTUME, AND NOW I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
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THAT I HAVE BECOME A MOSQUITO.
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THE COSTUME IS QUITE REALISTIC, AND I HAVE EVEN ATTACHED
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BLADDERS TO THE NOSE THING, SO I CAN SUCK UP LIQUIDS WHEN I
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PUNCTURE THEM WITH MY NOSE THING.
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I COULD BE BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND YOU
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WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR SON CHILD.
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YOU WOULD JUST THINK, "GET AWAY, MOSQUITO."
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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU WOULD BE 3,000 DADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY
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I'VE DESIGNED THE EYEBALLS.
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I MIGHT BE SAYING, "DAD, IT'S ME; DAD, IT'S ME," BUT YOU
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WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE BECAUSE OF ITS
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BUZZING.
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I'M ALSO INTO PLASTICS NOW.
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I AM MAKING PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU CAN SUCK LIQUIDS THROUGH,
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KIND OF LIKE MY MOSQUITO NOSE, BUT USED FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.
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HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AT CAMP.
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SEE YOU SOON."
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MOS--MOSQUITO--MOSQUITOR?
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MOSQUITING.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
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>> WHAT'S THIS?
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>> MY NEW RECORD.
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IT'S CALLED, UM..."F-OFF."
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>> IS IT GOOD?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING RECORDS?
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>> NO.
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>> 'CAUSE, UH, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO BE IN A BAND.
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>> NO WAY.
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WHAT DO YOU PLAY?
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>> I PLAY, UH, WITH MINDS.
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SHH!
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GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT.
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AND DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED.
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[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]
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[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING]
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[RING] [BEEP]
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>> HELLO.
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>> DID YOU FIND MY RECORD?
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YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU?
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NOW, SPIN IT.
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I THINK, KNOW, OR HAVE HEARD TO BE TRUE.
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SERIOUSLY, BUT LIQUOR SAID THAT MOUSE IS UP TO HIS CANS.
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>> WEIRD.
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>> YEAH, NOT ONLY THAT, THE NEW GUY, I HEARD HE GOT OUT, RIGHT,
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LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM OUT, AND HE GOT A THING FOR SQUIRRELS.
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I'M NOT TALKING AS THOUGH HE'S CHEESY GREEN UP ON 'EM.
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I'M SAYING MORE LIKE EQUADORIAN SLEEP, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE.
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>> SURE.
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>> OH, AND ANOTHER THING, ROOSTER--YOU KNOW ROOSTER?
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UP ON THE FARM GUY?
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, LIQUOR ALSO SAYS THAT A LETTER ACCIDENTALLY
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GOT DELIVERED TO HIM, BUT BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT, BOOM!
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JUST LIKE THAT, CLOCK SHOWS UP.
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NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS, IT'S DAY 97.
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[EXPLOSION] >> WHAT'S UP, G.A.'s?
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>> NOTHIN'.
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>> I SAW YOU CRASH.
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>> I'M SURE THAT YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO SEE EVERYTHING.
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>> AFFIRMATIVE.
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>> I SEE YOU SEE YOU MEAN WE.
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COME WITH ME AND FLY AWAY.
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BUT FIRST...
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>> SET UP THE CAMERAS.
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NO, THE 50 MILLIMETER.
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YES, THE ONLY ONES WE HAVE, THE HIDDEN ONES.
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DUH!
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I'M STILL LOOKIN' AT YOU NOT SETTING UP THE CAMERAS.
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I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST PLANNING MY DAY.
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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I'LL BE WATCHING YOU NOT DO WHAT I TOLD
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YOU TO DO?
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>> YOU KILL TREES?
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>> SHUT UP.
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>> TREES MAKE OXYGEN.
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>> UP YOURS.
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>> I BREATHE IT, YOU BREATHE IT.
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>> I SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP.
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SEE IT?
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>> I SEE...NOT.
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>> IT WAS RIGHT F-ING HERE.
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WHERE THE "F" IS IT?
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IT WAS A-- IT WAS AN F-ING ARROW,
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AND IT WAS RIGHT THE "F" HERE.
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>> UH-HUH.
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I HUNGRY.
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>> GOOD.
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THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING.
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>> THAT WILL HAPPEN.
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NOW.
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[CRASH] >> NOW, LITTLE GUY'S
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CAMERAPHOBIC.
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SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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>> WHAT ARE THESE, THESE FORMULAS AND PAPERS?
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PAPERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR] SKILLET, YOU'RE BACK.
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[SKILLET SQUEALING] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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[SQUEALING] WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE
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NIGHTMARE.
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[SQUEALING] >> HOLY SHEE!
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>> GO DAMN!
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SHARK!
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>> WHAT'S NEW, RHODA?
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>> UH, NOTHING, UM, SIR.
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>> DRINK.
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>> YOU KNOW, UH, I'M A SHARK.
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>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
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>> I ATTACK WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
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IT'S INSTINCTUAL, YOU KNOW?
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>> MM-HMM, THANK YOU.
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>> IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE I'M JUST HANGING OUT WATCHING
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LEMMINGS GO BY, LEMMINGS WHO MIGHT NEED MONEY--PROBABLY NOT,
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BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
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PART OF ME JUST SAYS HEY, WHATEVER.
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AND THEN SOMETHING GOES OFF IN MY BRAIN AND SENDS AN IMPULSE TO
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MY JAW AND BAM!
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1,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE LOCK IN LIKE A PRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I
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MEAN?
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>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, AND THANK YOU.
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>> I MEAN, A HEAD YOUR SIZE WOULD BURST LIKE AN INFECTED
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KIDNEY.
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AND ALL I'D REMEMBER WAS HOW WARM THE JUICES WERE THAT LAPPED
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THE BACK OF MY UVULA ON THEIR TRIP DOWN TO STOMACHLAND.
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>> YES, SIR.
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>> BUT WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?
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WE KNOW EACH OTHER.
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WE KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHO WE TALK TO AND WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.
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>> WE DO.
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>> I KNEW WE DID.
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>> CHEETAH, MAMA.
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SLAP ME A SIS.
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>> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LETTER THAT LIQUOR GOT.
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[SQUEALING] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A
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GOOD DANCER, BUT YET...
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[SQUEALING] THESE PAPERS ARE SUDDENLY
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USELESS, AND NOW I MUST BURN THEM...FOR A REASON I DON'T
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KNOW.
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[SQUEALING] I'M GETTING AN IDEA FROM YOUR
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YELLING MOUTH, YOUR SO YELLING MOUTH.
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[CRASH] WE'RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS.
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[SQUEALING] BUT FIRST, WE MUST BURGLE.
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[CRASH AND ALARM SOUNDS] OH, THERE'S A PRETTY AMP.
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?
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BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ROCKS!
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[HUMMING] ROCK AND ROLL!
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>> IT'S CALLED "F" OFF.
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TO YOU.
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SO, TAKE A HINT.
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NO WAY!
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THIS IS...
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A GREAT SONG.
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[ALARM CONTINUES] BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M...
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DID SOMEBODY BREAK IN HERE?
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>> WELL, IT WASN'T US.
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]
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[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]
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>> HEY! FELLAS!
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STOP! STOP IT!
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WHY, THAT THERE IS A MEAN BEAT, I'M TELLIN' YA.
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>> IT IS?
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>> YEAH, IT IS.
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IT WOULD SOUND GREAT ON MY RECORD LABEL.
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IN FACT, IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON IT.
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WHERE ARE WE OUT ON THAT?
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>> YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL?
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OR RECORD?
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>> YEAH, I DO.
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UP TOP.
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COME ON, LET'S TOUR.
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>> OH, HOLD IT, DUDE.
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>> HOLD IT YOURSELF, POPS.
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>> MAHA! ZINGER!
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>> ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE IN HERE NOW?
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>> KID, I NEVER HAVE TO BREAK IN WHEN I AM IN THE NIM,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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>> UM, NO.
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>> MY HEAD!
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[GURGLING] >> WHOA!
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IS THAT ICE CREAM?
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AWESOME.
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>> "YOUR DAD AND I SPENT OVER 10 YEARS AND $94,000 PUTTING
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TOGETHER MY MOSQUITO COSTUME, AND NOW I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
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THAT I HAVE BECOME A MOSQUITO.
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THE COSTUME IS QUITE REALISTIC, AND I HAVE EVEN ATTACHED
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BLADDERS TO THE NOSE THING, SO I CAN SUCK UP LIQUIDS WHEN I
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PUNCTURE THEM WITH MY NOSE THING.
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I COULD BE BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND YOU
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WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR SON CHILD.
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YOU WOULD JUST THINK, "GET AWAY, MOSQUITO."
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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU WOULD BE 3,000 DADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY
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I'VE DESIGNED THE EYEBALLS.
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I MIGHT BE SAYING, "DAD, IT'S ME; DAD, IT'S ME," BUT YOU
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WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE BECAUSE OF ITS
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BUZZING.
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I'M ALSO INTO PLASTICS NOW.
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I AM MAKING PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU CAN SUCK LIQUIDS THROUGH,
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KIND OF LIKE MY MOSQUITO NOSE, BUT USED FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.
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HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AT CAMP.
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SEE YOU SOON."
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MOS--MOSQUITO--MOSQUITOR?
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MOSQUITING.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
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>> WHAT'S THIS?
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>> MY NEW RECORD.
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IT'S CALLED, UM..."F-OFF."
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>> IS IT GOOD?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING RECORDS?
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>> NO.
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>> 'CAUSE, UH, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO BE IN A BAND.
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>> NO WAY.
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WHAT DO YOU PLAY?
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>> I PLAY, UH, WITH MINDS.
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SHH!
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GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT.
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AND DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED.
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[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]
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[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING]
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[RING] [BEEP]
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>> HELLO.
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>> DID YOU FIND MY RECORD?
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YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU?
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NOW, SPIN IT.
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>> ♪ 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE
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12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE
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12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE
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12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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