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[RING] [RING]

[RING] [BEEP]

>> HELLO.

>> HEY, IT'S ME--YOUR BUDDY.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> I COULDN'T BE BUSIER.

>> DOING WHAT?

>> I'M...

I'M ON THIS PHONE.

>> THAT'S FAIR.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON THE PHONE.

UM, WHEN WILL YOU BE NOT ON THE PHONE?

>> NOT ON THE PHONE TALKING...

TO THE PHONE.

>> THAT WORKS.

[HANGS UP] [RING]

[BEEP] >> HEY, IT'S ME AGAIN.

ARE YOU NOT ON THE PHONE...

STILL?

>> NO.

>> IS THAT A YES?

>> IT IS?

THEN, YES.

>> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD NOT CHECK MY ICEBOX.

WOULDN'T CHECK YOURS EITHER.

[CLATTERED RINGING] WHAT'S IN THERE IN THE ICEBOX?

GET ON YOUR LITTLE, TINY MOUSY TIPTOES.

[CLATTERED RINGING] TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE ICEBOX.

HELLO?

MOUSE?

[BUZZING] [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] ♪ OUT OF MY WAY

I'M DRUNK AS HELL!

I'M LONG ENOUGH TO WIN AND I'M RINGIN' THE BELL

PUT IT TO THE FLOOR IN THE WHISKEY FLOOR

WHEN I GOT A POOR TUNE I GOTTA GET IT GOIN'

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN

12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE

12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE

DEAR GOD, ROLLIN' ALL ALONG I GET...SINGIN' ALONG

CAR FULL OF RICHES AND I'M READY TO BLOW ♪

>> YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS, AND I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS WHAT

I THINK, KNOW, OR HAVE HEARD TO BE TRUE.

SERIOUSLY, BUT LIQUOR SAID THAT MOUSE IS UP TO HIS CANS.

>> WEIRD.

>> YEAH, NOT ONLY THAT, THE NEW GUY, I HEARD HE GOT OUT, RIGHT,

LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM OUT, AND HE GOT A THING FOR SQUIRRELS.

I'M NOT TALKING AS THOUGH HE'S CHEESY GREEN UP ON 'EM.

I'M SAYING MORE LIKE EQUADORIAN SLEEP, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE.

>> SURE.

>> OH, AND ANOTHER THING, ROOSTER--YOU KNOW ROOSTER?

UP ON THE FARM GUY?

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LIQUOR ALSO SAYS THAT A LETTER ACCIDENTALLY

GOT DELIVERED TO HIM, BUT BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT, BOOM!

JUST LIKE THAT, CLOCK SHOWS UP.

NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS, IT'S DAY 97.

[EXPLOSION] >> WHAT'S UP, G.A.'s?

>> NOTHIN'.

>> I SAW YOU CRASH.

>> I'M SURE THAT YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO SEE EVERYTHING.

>> AFFIRMATIVE.

>> I SEE YOU SEE YOU MEAN WE.

COME WITH ME AND FLY AWAY.

BUT FIRST...

>> SET UP THE CAMERAS.

NO, THE 50 MILLIMETER.

YES, THE ONLY ONES WE HAVE, THE HIDDEN ONES.

DUH!

I'M STILL LOOKIN' AT YOU NOT SETTING UP THE CAMERAS.

I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST PLANNING MY DAY.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I'LL BE WATCHING YOU NOT DO WHAT I TOLD

YOU TO DO?

>> YOU KILL TREES?

>> SHUT UP.

>> TREES MAKE OXYGEN.

>> UP YOURS.

>> I BREATHE IT, YOU BREATHE IT.

>> I SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP.

SEE IT?

>> I SEE...NOT.

>> IT WAS RIGHT F-ING HERE.

WHERE THE "F" IS IT?

IT WAS A-- IT WAS AN F-ING ARROW,

AND IT WAS RIGHT THE "F" HERE.

>> UH-HUH.

I HUNGRY.

>> GOOD.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING.

>> THAT WILL HAPPEN.

NOW.

[CRASH] >> NOW, LITTLE GUY'S

CAMERAPHOBIC.

SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

>> WHAT ARE THESE, THESE FORMULAS AND PAPERS?

PAPERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR] SKILLET, YOU'RE BACK.

[SKILLET SQUEALING] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

[SQUEALING] WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE

NIGHTMARE.

[SQUEALING] >> HOLY SHEE!

>> GO DAMN!

SHARK!

>> WHAT'S NEW, RHODA?

>> UH, NOTHING, UM, SIR.

>> DRINK.

>> YOU KNOW, UH, I'M A SHARK.

>> YEAH, THANK YOU.

>> I ATTACK WHEN I'M HUNGRY.

IT'S INSTINCTUAL, YOU KNOW?

>> MM-HMM, THANK YOU.

>> IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE I'M JUST HANGING OUT WATCHING

LEMMINGS GO BY, LEMMINGS WHO MIGHT NEED MONEY--PROBABLY NOT,

BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

PART OF ME JUST SAYS HEY, WHATEVER.

AND THEN SOMETHING GOES OFF IN MY BRAIN AND SENDS AN IMPULSE TO

MY JAW AND BAM!

1,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE LOCK IN LIKE A PRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN?

>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, AND THANK YOU.

>> I MEAN, A HEAD YOUR SIZE WOULD BURST LIKE AN INFECTED

KIDNEY.

AND ALL I'D REMEMBER WAS HOW WARM THE JUICES WERE THAT LAPPED

THE BACK OF MY UVULA ON THEIR TRIP DOWN TO STOMACHLAND.

>> YES, SIR.

>> BUT WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?

WE KNOW EACH OTHER.

WE KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHO WE TALK TO AND WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.

>> WE DO.

>> I KNEW WE DID.

>> CHEETAH, MAMA.

SLAP ME A SIS.

>> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LETTER THAT LIQUOR GOT.

[SQUEALING] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A

GOOD DANCER, BUT YET...

[SQUEALING] THESE PAPERS ARE SUDDENLY

USELESS, AND NOW I MUST BURN THEM...FOR A REASON I DON'T

KNOW.

[SQUEALING] I'M GETTING AN IDEA FROM YOUR

YELLING MOUTH, YOUR SO YELLING MOUTH.

[CRASH] WE'RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS.

[SQUEALING] BUT FIRST, WE MUST BURGLE.

[CRASH AND ALARM SOUNDS] OH, THERE'S A PRETTY AMP.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?

BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ROCKS!

[HUMMING] ROCK AND ROLL!

>> IT'S CALLED "F" OFF.

TO YOU.

SO, TAKE A HINT.

NO WAY!

THIS IS...

A GREAT SONG.

[ALARM CONTINUES] BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M...

DID SOMEBODY BREAK IN HERE?

>> WELL, IT WASN'T US.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]

>> HEY! FELLAS!

STOP! STOP IT!

WHY, THAT THERE IS A MEAN BEAT, I'M TELLIN' YA.

>> IT IS?

>> YEAH, IT IS.

IT WOULD SOUND GREAT ON MY RECORD LABEL.

IN FACT, IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON IT.

WHERE ARE WE OUT ON THAT?

>> YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL?

OR RECORD?

>> YEAH, I DO.

UP TOP.

COME ON, LET'S TOUR.

>> OH, HOLD IT, DUDE.

>> HOLD IT YOURSELF, POPS.

>> MAHA! ZINGER!

>> ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE IN HERE NOW?

>> KID, I NEVER HAVE TO BREAK IN WHEN I AM IN THE NIM,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> UM, NO.

>> MY HEAD!

[GURGLING] >> WHOA!

IS THAT ICE CREAM?

AWESOME.

>> "YOUR DAD AND I SPENT OVER 10 YEARS AND $94,000 PUTTING

TOGETHER MY MOSQUITO COSTUME, AND NOW I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

THAT I HAVE BECOME A MOSQUITO.

THE COSTUME IS QUITE REALISTIC, AND I HAVE EVEN ATTACHED

BLADDERS TO THE NOSE THING, SO I CAN SUCK UP LIQUIDS WHEN I

PUNCTURE THEM WITH MY NOSE THING.

I COULD BE BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND YOU

WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR SON CHILD.

YOU WOULD JUST THINK, "GET AWAY, MOSQUITO."

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU WOULD BE 3,000 DADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY

I'VE DESIGNED THE EYEBALLS.

I MIGHT BE SAYING, "DAD, IT'S ME; DAD, IT'S ME," BUT YOU

WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE BECAUSE OF ITS

BUZZING.

I'M ALSO INTO PLASTICS NOW.

I AM MAKING PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU CAN SUCK LIQUIDS THROUGH,

KIND OF LIKE MY MOSQUITO NOSE, BUT USED FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.

HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AT CAMP.

SEE YOU SOON."

MOS--MOSQUITO--MOSQUITOR?

MOSQUITING.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

>> WHAT'S THIS?

>> MY NEW RECORD.

IT'S CALLED, UM..."F-OFF."

>> IS IT GOOD?

>> MM-HMM.

>> SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING RECORDS?

>> NO.

>> 'CAUSE, UH, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO BE IN A BAND.

>> NO WAY.

WHAT DO YOU PLAY?

>> I PLAY, UH, WITH MINDS.

SHH!

GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT.

AND DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED.

[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]

[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING]

[RING] [BEEP]

>> HELLO.

>> DID YOU FIND MY RECORD?

YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU?

NOW, SPIN IT.

I THINK, KNOW, OR HAVE HEARD TO BE TRUE.

SERIOUSLY, BUT LIQUOR SAID THAT MOUSE IS UP TO HIS CANS.

>> WEIRD.

>> YEAH, NOT ONLY THAT, THE NEW GUY, I HEARD HE GOT OUT, RIGHT,

LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIM OUT, AND HE GOT A THING FOR SQUIRRELS.

I'M NOT TALKING AS THOUGH HE'S CHEESY GREEN UP ON 'EM.

I'M SAYING MORE LIKE EQUADORIAN SLEEP, IF YOU GET THE PICTURE.

>> SURE.

>> OH, AND ANOTHER THING, ROOSTER--YOU KNOW ROOSTER?

UP ON THE FARM GUY?

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LIQUOR ALSO SAYS THAT A LETTER ACCIDENTALLY

GOT DELIVERED TO HIM, BUT BEFORE HE COULD OPEN IT, BOOM!

JUST LIKE THAT, CLOCK SHOWS UP.

NEXT THING HE REMEMBERS, IT'S DAY 97.

[EXPLOSION] >> WHAT'S UP, G.A.'s?

>> NOTHIN'.

>> I SAW YOU CRASH.

>> I'M SURE THAT YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO SEE EVERYTHING.

>> AFFIRMATIVE.

>> I SEE YOU SEE YOU MEAN WE.

COME WITH ME AND FLY AWAY.

BUT FIRST...

>> SET UP THE CAMERAS.

NO, THE 50 MILLIMETER.

YES, THE ONLY ONES WE HAVE, THE HIDDEN ONES.

DUH!

I'M STILL LOOKIN' AT YOU NOT SETTING UP THE CAMERAS.

I'M, YOU KNOW, JUST PLANNING MY DAY.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK I'LL BE WATCHING YOU NOT DO WHAT I TOLD

YOU TO DO?

>> YOU KILL TREES?

>> SHUT UP.

>> TREES MAKE OXYGEN.

>> UP YOURS.

>> I BREATHE IT, YOU BREATHE IT.

>> I SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP.

SEE IT?

>> I SEE...NOT.

>> IT WAS RIGHT F-ING HERE.

WHERE THE "F" IS IT?

IT WAS A-- IT WAS AN F-ING ARROW,

AND IT WAS RIGHT THE "F" HERE.

>> UH-HUH.

I HUNGRY.

>> GOOD.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE LEAVING.

>> THAT WILL HAPPEN.

NOW.

[CRASH] >> NOW, LITTLE GUY'S

CAMERAPHOBIC.

SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

>> WHAT ARE THESE, THESE FORMULAS AND PAPERS?

PAPERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

CRAZY INTO THE NIGHT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR] SKILLET, YOU'RE BACK.

[SKILLET SQUEALING] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

[SQUEALING] WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE

NIGHTMARE.

[SQUEALING] >> HOLY SHEE!

>> GO DAMN!

SHARK!

>> WHAT'S NEW, RHODA?

>> UH, NOTHING, UM, SIR.

>> DRINK.

>> YOU KNOW, UH, I'M A SHARK.

>> YEAH, THANK YOU.

>> I ATTACK WHEN I'M HUNGRY.

IT'S INSTINCTUAL, YOU KNOW?

>> MM-HMM, THANK YOU.

>> IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE I'M JUST HANGING OUT WATCHING

LEMMINGS GO BY, LEMMINGS WHO MIGHT NEED MONEY--PROBABLY NOT,

BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

PART OF ME JUST SAYS HEY, WHATEVER.

AND THEN SOMETHING GOES OFF IN MY BRAIN AND SENDS AN IMPULSE TO

MY JAW AND BAM!

1,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE LOCK IN LIKE A PRESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I

MEAN?

>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, AND THANK YOU.

>> I MEAN, A HEAD YOUR SIZE WOULD BURST LIKE AN INFECTED

KIDNEY.

AND ALL I'D REMEMBER WAS HOW WARM THE JUICES WERE THAT LAPPED

THE BACK OF MY UVULA ON THEIR TRIP DOWN TO STOMACHLAND.

>> YES, SIR.

>> BUT WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?

WE KNOW EACH OTHER.

WE KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHO WE TALK TO AND WHAT WE SAY TO THEM.

>> WE DO.

>> I KNEW WE DID.

>> CHEETAH, MAMA.

SLAP ME A SIS.

>> NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE LETTER THAT LIQUOR GOT.

[SQUEALING] >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A

GOOD DANCER, BUT YET...

[SQUEALING] THESE PAPERS ARE SUDDENLY

USELESS, AND NOW I MUST BURN THEM...FOR A REASON I DON'T

KNOW.

[SQUEALING] I'M GETTING AN IDEA FROM YOUR

YELLING MOUTH, YOUR SO YELLING MOUTH.

[CRASH] WE'RE GONNA BE ROCK STARS.

[SQUEALING] BUT FIRST, WE MUST BURGLE.

[CRASH AND ALARM SOUNDS] OH, THERE'S A PRETTY AMP.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] >> WHAT SONG WAS THAT?

BECAUSE IT TOTALLY ROCKS!

[HUMMING] ROCK AND ROLL!

>> IT'S CALLED "F" OFF.

TO YOU.

SO, TAKE A HINT.

NO WAY!

THIS IS...

A GREAT SONG.

[ALARM CONTINUES] BUT I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M...

DID SOMEBODY BREAK IN HERE?

>> WELL, IT WASN'T US.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC] [ALARM CONTINUES]

>> HEY! FELLAS!

STOP! STOP IT!

WHY, THAT THERE IS A MEAN BEAT, I'M TELLIN' YA.

>> IT IS?

>> YEAH, IT IS.

IT WOULD SOUND GREAT ON MY RECORD LABEL.

IN FACT, IT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON IT.

WHERE ARE WE OUT ON THAT?

>> YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL?

OR RECORD?

>> YEAH, I DO.

UP TOP.

COME ON, LET'S TOUR.

>> OH, HOLD IT, DUDE.

>> HOLD IT YOURSELF, POPS.

>> MAHA! ZINGER!

>> ARE YOU THE ONE WHO BROKE IN HERE NOW?

>> KID, I NEVER HAVE TO BREAK IN WHEN I AM IN THE NIM,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> UM, NO.

>> MY HEAD!

[GURGLING] >> WHOA!

IS THAT ICE CREAM?

AWESOME.

>> "YOUR DAD AND I SPENT OVER 10 YEARS AND $94,000 PUTTING

TOGETHER MY MOSQUITO COSTUME, AND NOW I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

THAT I HAVE BECOME A MOSQUITO.

THE COSTUME IS QUITE REALISTIC, AND I HAVE EVEN ATTACHED

BLADDERS TO THE NOSE THING, SO I CAN SUCK UP LIQUIDS WHEN I

PUNCTURE THEM WITH MY NOSE THING.

I COULD BE BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU ON A HOT SUMMER DAY, AND YOU

WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME AS YOUR SON CHILD.

YOU WOULD JUST THINK, "GET AWAY, MOSQUITO."

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU WOULD BE 3,000 DADS BECAUSE OF THE WAY

I'VE DESIGNED THE EYEBALLS.

I MIGHT BE SAYING, "DAD, IT'S ME; DAD, IT'S ME," BUT YOU

WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE BECAUSE OF ITS

BUZZING.

I'M ALSO INTO PLASTICS NOW.

I AM MAKING PLASTIC TUBES THAT YOU CAN SUCK LIQUIDS THROUGH,

KIND OF LIKE MY MOSQUITO NOSE, BUT USED FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.

HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL AT CAMP.

SEE YOU SOON."

MOS--MOSQUITO--MOSQUITOR?

MOSQUITING.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

>> WHAT'S THIS?

>> MY NEW RECORD.

IT'S CALLED, UM..."F-OFF."

>> IS IT GOOD?

>> MM-HMM.

>> SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING RECORDS?

>> NO.

>> 'CAUSE, UH, I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF WANTED TO BE IN A BAND.

>> NO WAY.

WHAT DO YOU PLAY?

>> I PLAY, UH, WITH MINDS.

SHH!

GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THAT.

AND DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED.

[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]

[JAMMING ON DRUMS] [WATER RUNNING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS] [RING]

[RING] [BEEP]

>> HELLO.

>> DID YOU FIND MY RECORD?

YOU FOUND IT, DIDN'T YOU?

NOW, SPIN IT.

>> ♪ 12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE

12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE

12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE

12-OUNCE MOUSE 12-OUNCE MOUSE

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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--www.ncicap.org--] [CLATTERED RINGING]