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>> ♪ OUT OF MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A RICKETY BELL

FOOT TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING

I GOTTA FORTUNE I GOTTA GET IT GOING

>> ♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ♪

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE ♪

>> ♪ JETCAR'S ROLLING ALL NIGHT LONG

CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG

CAR FULL OF RICHES AND A BRAND NEW PHONE ♪

>> NO WAY.

IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT SMALL?

HUR HUR HUR!

HUR HUR!

HUR HUR!

>> FITZ, ARE YOU DONE?

IT'S REALLY LATE.

>> I'M DONER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

>> YOU SHOULD COME TO BED.

>> IN A SECOND.

[WARBLING VOICE] I'VE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING, AND

I'M THROUGH.

I QUIT YESTERDAY.

[WARBLING VOICE] I JUST DID IT IN FRONT OF YOUR

FACE.

[WARBLING VOICE] [CLOCK TICKING]

OH, MY HEAD.

MY BRAIN.

MY-- MY BEER.

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

THAT TICKING?

THAT TICKING IS COMING FROM THAT CLOCK.

[KNOCK KNOCK] OH.

OH, HEY, SKILLET.

[TELEPHONE RINGING] >> HELLO?

>> SHARK GUY, WE'VE DECIDED THAT IT'S TIME WE HAD AN IMPORTANT

BUSINESS MEETING.

>> I WAS KIND OF HOPING...

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.

>> I FIGURED YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT.

>> WELL, I GUESS THAT WE-- I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW THAT.

>> OK, BUT AS EVERYONE KNOWS, I'M TOO RICH TO BE DEAD.

>> UM-- >> THE MAGNITUDE OF MY WEALTH

GOES BEYOND ANY WALL...OF CHINA.

>> YEAH.

GOOD FOR YOU.

AND I'M RICH AND DESIRE TO SLEEP, SO--

>> SO WHAT?

NOW IS CONVENIENT FOR ME.

>> OH, LOOK AT YOU...HERE.

>> I AM HERE MORE THAN YOU WANT.

YOU'VE BEEN GETTING THE SIGNALS, I TRUST?

[BEEP] >> YEAH, I GOT THOSE.

>> YES, YOU DID GOT THOSE-- OR GOTO.

>> HOW MUCH DOES HE KNOW?

>> HOW MUCH DOES WHO KNOW?

>> YOU KNOW.

>> GOD, I HATE THAT CLOCK SO MUCH.

[CLOCK TICKING] >> OH, SKILLET.

SORRY, SKILLET.

I FORGOT IT WAS YOU.

IS THAT SOME SORT OF A PACKAGE?

WELL, LET ME OPEN IT UP.

THIS IS A CORN DOG.

THIS MUST BE A DIVINING CORN DOG.

IT MUST WANT MUSTARD.

[SIGHS] >> ♪ SOME PEOPLE LIKE THEIR COD

SOME PEOPLE SLOP THEM HOGS ME, I DO DIFFERENT

I GROW BIG OLD FAT CORN DOGS ♪ WHERE'S THAT MUSTARD AT?

I GROW BIG OLD FAT CORN DOGS ♪ WHERE'S THAT MUSTARD AT?

>> I COULD GET LOST IN THIS FIELD OF CORN DOGS...

FOR A LONG TIME, BUT I WOULD NEVER DIE, BECAUSE I WOULD GET

TO EAT.

CORN DOGS FOR THE PICKING.

WHO ARE YOU?

>> NAME'S ROOSTER-- R-DOUBLE "O"-S-T-R-E--

SOMETIMES ALL IN CAPITALS, DEPENDING ON IF YOU'RE YELLING

AT ME OR NOT.

SO, ARE YOU YELLING?

>> I AIN'T YELLING.

>> WELL, NOT YET.

SEE YOU FOUND FOOTLONG THERE.

>> WHO'S THAT?

>> FOOTLONG.

HE'S MY HOMING DOG-- GOT A SENSE FOR RADAR AND

QUASNIP.

>> SO YOUR CORN DOG HAS RADAR.

I KNEW IT.

BUT WHAT WOULD YOU WANT WITH RADAR?

>> WHAT'S ANYONE WANT WITH RADAR?

EVERYTHING, BOY-- MOUSE, WHATEVER.

YOU A MOUSE OR A-- >> OR WHAT?

>> OR, HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A MOUSE OR SOMETHING.

I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN MOUSE--

THE MOUSE.

>> MAYBE.

>> YOU KNOW, "RADAR" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "RADAR."

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT, AIN'T YOU?

>> MAYBE.

>> WHAT THE HELL?

GIVE ME MISSILE COMMAND, ASAP.

WHERE IN THE HELL DOES THAT DAMN MUTT THINK HE'S GOING TO?

HOLD ON YOU MANGY SMELLHOUND.

HERE IT COMES.

FIRE!

HEY, DO YOU WANT A BEER...

OR DO WE NEED TO GET 12?

>> YOU TALKING TO ME OR THIS BIRD?

>> AND SO NOW WHEN I SLEEP I PULL THE COVERS OVER MY EARS

BECAUSE MY SHEETS ARE BANANA SPIES.

BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SEE HEAR VERY WELL, AND THAT SQUARE

GUY, HE'S GOING TO GET A NAIL UP HIS ASS THE NEXT TIME HE FLOORS

OVER HERE, GUARANTEED.

>> THE NO-EYES SQUARE GUY.

>> YOU KNOW THE ONE.

LISTEN, MOUSE, LISTEN ALL AROUND YOU AND HEAR WHAT THEY WANT YOU

TO HEAR.

ME, I'M OUT.

I'M FAR OUT.

I'M SO-- [CLEARS THROAT]

[COUGHS] WHAT DID I SAY?

>> SQUARE GUY.

>> LIKE FREAKING BLUTO, MAN, YOU KNOW?

AND YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS IN THE WAY.

>> SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU'RE OUT OF BEER?

OR YOU'RE NOT OUT OF BEER?

>> WHAT DID I SAY AGAIN?

WHAT HAVE I ALREADY-- I'M SERIOUS, MAN.

I'M FRIED.

[SNORING] [HORN BLOWING]

>> AND THEN ASPIRIN WAS INVENTED, A COMMON CURE FOR

THINGS THAT ASPIRIN CURES-- LEADS TO RABIES.

WE ALL-- WE ALL CLEAR UP TO NOW?

[BEEPING] >> I JUST SOLD 30 MILLION.

I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE 30 MILLION.

>> UH-HUH, LIKE-- >> I LIVE IN A BANK.

>> YEAH.

THEN ASPIRIN WAS INVENTED, A COMMON CURE FOR THINGS THAT

ASPIRIN CURES.

>> THAT'S WHEN C.J. MUFF LEFT Q109.

I SAID, "AW, MUFF, WHAT YOU DOING LEAVING Q109, YOU DUMB-ASS

DOG?" >> THAT'S, UM--

THAT'S ALL VERY INTERESTING.

I WONDER WHERE MUFF WENT.

>> MUFF WHO?

>> I'M THE FREAKING CORN DOG KING!

WHERE DID MUFF GO?

COME ON, MOUSE!

>> COME ON WHERE?

>> YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

YOU DON'T GET IT AT ALL.

>> I GOT IT.

I GOT A BEER.

>> MAN, I AM SO SHOT.

>> I...

>> MAN, YOU'RE ALL KIND OF F'ED UP.

>> HEY, BABY, I DECIDED THAT SINCE I'M A WOMAN AND YOU'RE A

MAN THAT YOU WOULD SLEEP OVER WITH ME IN MY EXPENSIVE BEDDING.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EYES.

>> REMEMBER, I'M RICH.

>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY.

MONEY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING HERE.

>> WELL, DOGS WILL BARK, WON'T THEY?

>> WOMAN POWER ON.

ARREST THIS MAN.

[GIGGLING] >> WHO KNOWS WHO I AM...HERE?

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO I AM?

BECAUSE I'M UNDER ARREST.

>> I THINK THAT I AM VER-EYE TI-RED OF THE TI-ME.

VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME.

VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME.

VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME.

VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME!

VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME!

VER-EYE TIRED OF THE TIME GAS!

>> YOU'RE WHAT AGAIN?

>> I MEANT, FRUITFULLY, I'M T-- >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

BUT, YES, YOU ARE.

>> SKILLET?

SKILLET?

SKILLET, GET UP.

WHAT ARE THESE PAPERS?

THESE ARE SOME MYSTERIOUS PAPERS.

I WONDER OF SKILLET'S BEEN TURNED INTO PAPER?

[SKILLET SCREECHING] >> ♪ PASSION TIME

AND PAINTED SMILE TROPICAL LIAISONS

WET AND WILD MINGLE AND CHIME

AND LADDER CLIMB FOR GLAMOUR AND FOR GOLD

THE JET SET MEETS THE MARITIME WHERE LOVE IS BOUGHT AND SOLD

STONES ARE SEARCHING DEEP WITHIN

FOR LYING EYES WILL ALWAYS WIN DUSK TO DAWN SHE TRAWLS

AND YOUR WILL IS DYING ♪ [SKILLET SCREECHING]

>> HEY, YOU'RE BACK.

>> YOUR BACK, YOUR FRONT.

>> GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

>> I'M ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT ALL BEER, ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.

>> YOU LIKE CORN DOGS, BUTCH?

DON'T-- DON'T SAY YES, BECAUSE I HATE

CORN DOGS.

IT IS "BUTCH," ISN'T IT?

>> ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE... ♪

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

--www.ncicap.org] ♪ 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE... ♪