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I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY

LIKE A RICKETY BELL FOOT TO THE FLOOR

AND THE WHISKEY IS FLOWING I GOT A FORTUNE

I GOTTA GET IT GOING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN 12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE

12 OUNCE MOUSE, 12 OUNCE MOUSE JET CAR'S ROLLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG

CRANKING UP THE JAMS AND SINGING ALONG

CAR FULL OF RICHES AND A BRAND-NEW PHONE ♪

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>> SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE AN EYE?

>> IT'S, LIKE, WOW.

>> OH, YEAH?

REALLY?

>> REAL...ESTATE.

>> REAL...ESTATE.

>> SO HOW DO YOU KNOW SHARK?

>> SHARK KNOW I.

>> SO WHAT, THEN YOU HIRED ME THROUGH HIM?

>> AYE.

>> MMM. GOOD NEWS FOR MOUSE.

HE'S HIRED.

WHAT'S THE JOB?

>> GOLDEN JOE.

>> GOLDEN?

NO WAY.

>> WAY.

CURDS AND WHEY.

>> WHO IS IT?

>> MAGIC MAN.

DOES BUSINESS ON FRICK.

>> OWES YOU MONEY?

>> LOTS. UP TO HIS EYES.

>> HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

>> 50 MIL.

HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?

>> 50 MIL.

>> UP FRONT FOR EYE?

>> UP FRONT, UP BACK, UPSIDE.

UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.

[AIR HORN SOUNDS] >> IT PAYS 50 MIL FROM EYE.

>> OH, YEAH.

IT PAYS 50 MIL UP FRONT.

IT PAYS 50 MORE MIL WHEN I DELIVER.

THAT'S 60 MIL.

>> IT DOESN'T, BUT IT WILL.

>> SIT DOWN.

>> NO.

>> STAND UP.

>> NO.

>> DID, UH, YOU MEET THE EYE?

>> NO.

>> DID HE SEE YOU?

GET IT?

>> MM-MM.

[MUFFLED, INDISTINCT] >> GOLDEN JOE IS LIKE MAGICAL.

[MUFFLED, INDISTINCT] >> GOLDEN JOE IS LIKE MAGICAL.

HE'S ALL DISAPPEARY AND SHUT.

YOU WATCH THAT, OK?

>> NO.

>> 'CAUSE I'VE COME TO CARE ABOUT YOU...A LOT.

AND ALSO NOT IN THAT WAY.

YEAH, IN THAT WAY A LITTLE.

HALF AND HALF.

>> I NEED A DRINK.

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU'LL BE BACK.

>> OH, WOW.

AND I MEAN WOW OW WOW SHUT.

LIP.

GOLDEN JOE.

GOLDEN JOE.

WHAT THE DEALIO?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

>> NOPE, I DO NOT.

NO WAY IN HELL DO I DO.

I DON'T KNOW.

HEH HEH HEH.

GOLDEN JOE.

>> SLIDE ME A SPILL THRILL, GIRL.

>> YOU ARE GOLDEN JOE.

GOLDEN FRICKIN' JOE, PEOPLE!

HERE YOU GO, JOE.

>> FLO MO SO HO DO QUIZ NIGHT, SHOW YOU RIGHT.

SHORTY, WAZZUP?

>> YEAH, I'M IN!

I'M IN!

HOW ABOUT YOU?

YOU WANT THE USUAL 12 BEERS AT ONCE?

>> CAN I GET, UM...LET'S MAKE IT 13.

>> SO, YO THE MO.

>> WHAT, IS THAT, LIKE, SHORT FOR MOUSE?

THEN, YEAH.

>> SO TELL ME MAN, MO, WHAT'S UP?

WHAT YOU WANT WITH JOE?

'CAUSE THE JOE GOT TO BLOW IN A FEW SECONDS, MAN.

I GOTTA BOUNCE.

I GOT A FEW SHORTIES AT THE HOUSE, MAN.

WHAT'S UP?

>> PRICE ON YOUR GOLDEN HEAD.

LISTEN UP, GWEET.

GOLDEN JOE, HE OWES THE EYE A LOT OF MO...NEY.

>> SO?

>> SO, HE WANTS ME TO COLLECT HALF RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT YOU SAYING, MAN?

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] >> DAMN, DAWG!

>> OK, LOOK, HERE'S THE PLAN.

YOU GOT A SPECIAL EFFECTS GUY OUTSIDE, WORKS IN THE MOVIES.

HE WORKED ON "BLACK BEAST."

HE'S THE BEST.

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

THERE'S NOT ONE BEAST IN IT, BUT YOU THINK THERE IS, OK?

HE'S THAT GOOD.

HE'S GONNA MAKE A MOLD OF YOUR HEAD.

>> YOU WANT TO DO WHAT WITH MY HEAD, MAN?

>> YOUR GOLDEN JOE HEAD.

>> WHAT THE HELL?

>> SHUT UP.

I'M GONNA TAKE JOE HEAD TO THE SHARK.

YOU GET IT?

SEE, HE'LL THINK YOU'RE DEAD 'CAUSE HE'S DUMB.

>> WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT DEAD?

>> BUT YOU'RE NOT.

NOT YET.

>> MAN, LET'S ROLL FROM HERE, MAN.

>> MMM. LET'S GO OUT LATER.

I WANT TO DRINK SOME SO I CAN DRIVE.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TANKS?

>> THEY ARE BIG AS HELL.

>> THEY'RE ALSO GOOD FOR BUSTING SQUIRRELS OUT OF JAIL.

BUT FIRST, THIS TANK NEEDS SOME LIQUOR.

>> AH, FITZ, THE USUAL?

>> YUP.

>> THAT'LL BE...

LET'S SEE...

$300?

>> TELL YOU WHAT.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] [AIR HORN SOUNDS]

>> MAN, WHAT ABOUT GOLDEN JOE?

WHERE HIS DRINK AT?

I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST TAKE MY DAMN MONEY UP THERE AND BUY

YOURSELF A DRINK AND LEAVE ME OUT, MAN.

WHAT'S UP?

WHERE'S MY DRINK?

>> EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME, SIR?

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT TANK HERE.

SIR? SIR?

EXCUSE ME.

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT TANK HERE.

SIR?

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT TANK HERE.

EXCUSE ME, SIR?

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT TANK HERE.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT TANK HERE.

>> WHAT'D SHE SAY?

>> MAN, THAT WAS CRAZY AS HELL.

>> OFFICER, WE HAVE A PLAN.

>> RIGHT ON.

[COUGHS] AM I IN ON IT?

DUDE.

>> MMM. IN A WAY.

>> UM...WHICH WAY?

DUDE? BRO?

MAN BRO.

>> EVERY WAY.

>> NO WAY.

HA HA HA HA!

>> HA HA HA!

YOU SO STONED, BRO.

[LAUGHTER] >> REALLY?

>> HELLO?

A LITTLE HELP.

>> OH.

>> WHY DON'T YOU HOLD THIS.

>> IS THIS, UH, PART OF THE PLAN?

>> IT CAN BE.

>> 'CAUSE I AM THE LAW.

HA HA HA!

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SKILLET, WHAT'S WRONG?

[SQUEAKING] >> SKILLET?

SKILLET?

SKILLET?

WHAT'S SHAKIN'?

[SQUEAKING] OH, YOU'RE IN A JAIL.

OH.

YOU'RE IN THIS JAIL.

WELL, NOT FOR LONG.

YOU...TRADE.

>> THANK YOU, DAWG.

>> HEY...

YOU FORGOT YOUR BOMB.

>> YOU CAN KEEP IT.

I MADE IT FOR YOU, MAN.

>> OHHH.

YOU GOT ME.

DUDE.

>> ♪ LOOK AT THE SUN OVER THE MOUNTAIN

IT SETS LIKE DESTINY OVER THE MOUNTAINS

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL ♪ >> I SAW YOU DRIVING THE TANK.

>> NO. IT WASN'T ME.

I DON'T DRIVE.

>> DID YOU GET MY-ONE-EYE?

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING.

>> DID YOU GET MY MONEY?

>> YES.

>> WHERE IS IT?

>> PISSED IT AWAY.

>> OOH.

ON WHAT?

>> SPENT IT ON PISS.

>> ON WHAT?

>> A TANK.

>> WHICH TONK?

>> EVERY TONK.

[SQUEAKING] >> WHAT IN THE PISS IS WRONG

WITH YOUR FRIEND?

>> HIS NAME IS NIGHT MOVES.

HE WAS BORN WITH IT AND HE LOVES TANKS.

>> WHOA.

>> ♪ LOOK WITH ME, EYE AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN SEE

WHEN YOU SEE THE SUN WHEN IT SETS ♪

>> HEY, HOW'D THE JOB GO?

>> YOU KNOW.

>> MM-HMM.

>> STARTED IT AND IT WENT ON, YOU KNOW?

>> MMM.

YOU DIDN'T DO IT, DID YOU?

>> NO, NO. I DID IT.

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

DON'T LIE.

'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO IT.

>> DID.

>> ALL RIGHT, THEN WHAT WAS THE JOB?

>> TO DO THINGS.

>> FOR WHAT?

>> MMM...MONEY.

>> DON'T SAY MONEY.

>> RUBLES.

BARNEY RUBLES.

>> WHERE'S THIS GOING?

>> RIGHT HERE.

>> WHERE?

>> EVERYWHERE.

WHO'S THE GHOST?

>> THAT'S THE NEW GUY.

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