subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for jack

Afrikaans

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bengali

Bosnian

Bulgarian

Catalan

Cebuano

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Filipino

Finnish

French Download

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Khmer

Korean Download

Kurdish (Kurmanji)

Kyrgyz

Lao

Latin

Latvian

Lithuanian

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay Download

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Nepali

Norwegian

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese

Punjabi

Romanian

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Sesotho

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhala

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Telugu

Thai

Turkish

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Odia (Oriya)

Kinyarwanda

Turkmen

Tatar

Uyghur

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:20,454 * 4 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,236 VUELA LA CONGA, MUCHACHOS! 5 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,171 DALE MAMITA! 6 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,641 AY, AY, AY! 7 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,149 QUE SABROSA ESTA LA COSA! 8 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,396 CONGA! 9 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,565 CONGA! 10 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:18,112 GOD ! SO BLOATED. 11 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:21,815 SHE'S BINGEING. BINGEING ? SHE'S FAT. 12 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,558 HONEY ? 13 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,296 THOUGHT I LOST YA, HONEY. 14 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,670 GOD, I THINK IT'S A THYROID PROBLEM. I THINK SHE'S JUST FAT. 15 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,141 - OH, YEAH. 16 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,147 * 17 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,357 HO ! 18 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,668 WHAT'S WRONG ? WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY ? 19 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:19,607 IT'S TOO SOON. OH. OH. JOSH ! COME HERE ! 20 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,912 HOLD ON, HONEY. EASY. EASY. 21 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,820 BRIAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING ? HELP ! 22 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,655 I'M ONLY IN THE FIRST TRIMESTER. HELP ! 23 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,525 WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ? I HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE ! I THINK-- 24 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,661 YEAH, CALL THE DOCTOR. UM, PLEASE, COULD YOU CALL DR. BENFANTE ? 25 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,297 CALM DOWN. 26 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:46,567 HUH ? HELP ME ! HELP ME. 27 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,669 OVER HERE. ONE AT A TIME. 28 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,875 COME ON NOW ! 29 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,978 PUT IT OVER HERE. NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. 30 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,881 PUT IT IN THE TRAY. HONEY, IT'S YOUR TIN. 31 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,716 OH ! 32 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,852 OKAY. 33 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,555 NO SMOKING IN THE HOSPITAL. 34 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,423 NO SMOKING IN HERE. PUT THAT OUT. 35 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,728 I'M GONNA QUIT TOMORROW. I SWEAR. 36 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:18,366 OOF ! NO, NO, SIDEWAYS. COME THROUGH-- THAT'S IT. 37 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:21,302 WHEN ARE YOU DUE, MA'AM ? NOT FOR ANOTHER SEVEN MONTHS. 38 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,385 BRIAN, COME HERE. 39 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,253 JUST HOLD MY HAND. 40 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,954 HAVE YOU HAD LAMAZE ? 41 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,924 UH, WELL, I HAVEN'T EVEN SIGNED UP FOR THE COURSE YET. 42 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,527 I'M ONLY TWO MONTHS ALONG. 43 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,298 THAT'S THE EPIDURAL TALKING. SHE HASN'T HAD AN EPIDURAL. 44 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,732 WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT ? 45 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:55,736 IT'S TOO SOON. IT'S TOO SOON. 46 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,371 BRIAN. HERE HE COMES. 47 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,873 OKAY, GUYS. CALM DOWN. 48 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,976 OH ! TAKE IT EASY. CALM DOWN, EVERYBODY. CALM DOWN. 49 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,446 IT'S TOO EARLY FOR CONTRACTIONS. 50 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:08,048 HOLD TIGHT. HOLD MY HAND, HONEY. HOLD MY HAND. 51 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,351 ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST RELAX. 52 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:14,422 OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 53 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:18,626 YOU SAID, "COME BACK NEXT WEEK." YOU SAID IT WAS JUST FLUID RETENTION. 54 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:22,663 "GO HOME. HAVE FUN." YEAH, I'M NOT HAVING FUN. 55 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,433 YEAH, YOU GOTTA BREATHE. 56 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,435 FOR A FULL-TERM PREGNANCY. 57 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,969 DOC, WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? OKAY, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT... 58 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,439 THAT YOU RELAX AND BREATHE. SHE'S FULLY DILATED. 59 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,607 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE GONNA PUSH. 60 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,676 NO, IT'S TOO SOON. PUSH HARD. PUSH ! 61 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,746 PUSH. PUSH. PUSH. GOOD GIRL ! 62 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,749 GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT. NO, IT'S TOO SOON ! 63 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,951 - ONE MORE TIME. - ONE MORE DEEP BREATH. 64 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,787 ONE MORE DEEP BREATH. PUSH. 65 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,478 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOY. 66 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,713 HEY, THERE, BUD. 67 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,648 OH ! 68 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,017 HI ! 69 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,555 DON'T RUST UP ON ME NOW. I'M SORRY. 70 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,396 WE'LL CALL HIM JACK. 71 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:32,065 *WHAT YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP * 72 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,469 *WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 73 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,972 *WHAT YOU GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH * 74 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,908 *WHAT YOU GONNA DO 75 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:47,381 *THERE'S A ROAD LONG AND WINDIN' * 76 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:52,453 *THE LIGHTS ARE BLINDIN' 77 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,122 *BUT IT GETS THERE 78 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,625 *DON'T GIVE UP 79 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,395 *DON'T LOOK BACK 80 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,798 *THERE'S A SILVER LININ' 81 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,069 *IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE 82 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,373 *EVERYBODY WANTS AN ANSWER 83 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,477 *EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND 84 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:21,114 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR 85 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:24,552 *ON WHICH WE CAN DEPEND 86 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:29,022 *SO TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH UPON A STAR * 87 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,025 * WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 88 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,563 *WHAT YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP * 89 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:38,198 *WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 90 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,400 *EVERY TIME 91 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:45,473 *IN YOUR LIFE 92 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,442 *YEAH, WHEN YOU BE DANCING AND SHIT * 93 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,480 *BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' IT 94 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,516 *DON'T GET DISILLUSIONED 95 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,552 *NO, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH 96 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:03,056 *'CAUSE IF WHAT YOU HAVE IS ALL YOU CAN GET * 97 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,725 *JUST KEEP ON TRYIN' 98 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,827 *JUST AIN'T HAPPENED YET 99 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,763 *EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A WINNER * 100 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,200 *AND EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM 101 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,471 *WE ALL NEED A SHININ' STAR 102 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:20,841 *WHEN THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM * 103 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:25,579 *SO TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH UPON A STAR * 104 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,849 *WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 105 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,924 I'M SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG. 106 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,928 LIKE YOU, WE'RE PUZZLED BY YOUR SON'S PREMATURE BIRTH. 107 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:46,500 THIS IS DR. LIN. HE'S AN INFANT DISORDER SPECIALIST FROM CORNELL. 108 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:51,505 I WANT TO ASSURE YOU BOTH THAT THERE IS NOTHING DEBILITATING ABOUT YOUR SON'S CONDITION. 109 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:54,274 HE'S TOTALLY HEALTHY AND NORMAL IN APPEARANCE, 110 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,677 ALERT AND QUITE HAPPY. 111 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,647 HOWEVER, HIS CELLS ARE DEVELOPING AT WHAT WE FEEL... 112 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,550 IS FOUR TIMES THE NORMAL RATE. 113 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,653 EVEN THOUGH YOUR SON WAS ONLY TEN WEEKS OLD WHEN HE WAS BORN, 114 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:09,790 PHYSICALLY, HE WAS NINE MONTHS AND READY TO LEAVE YOUR WOMB. 115 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:14,061 NATURE HAS GIVEN US ALL AN INTERNAL CLOCK. 116 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:18,599 IT METERS OUT LIFE SPAN, CONTROLS OUR GROWTH. 117 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:22,169 YOUR SON'S INTERNAL CLOCK SEEMS TO BE TICKING... 118 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,738 FASTER THAN USUAL. 119 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,040 - ABSOLUTELY. 120 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,913 I'M SORRY. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. 121 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,750 I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 122 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,653 WELL, QUITE FRANKLY, NEITHER HAVE WE. 123 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,723 THERE ARE OTHER AGING SYNDROMES THAT WE KNOW OF. 124 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,926 PROGERIA, FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH IS VERY DEVASTATING TO THE CHILD, BUT-- 125 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,597 JACK'S CELLS ARE REPLICATING AT AN UNHEARD OF RATE. 126 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,199 IS HE GONNA AGE LIKE THIS THE REST OF HIS LIFE ? 127 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,835 SIR, THIS IS ONLY SPECULATION. 128 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:59,006 BUT, UH, WE FEEL THAT AT AGE ONE, 129 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,010 YOUR SON MAY BE PHYSICALLY AROUND AGE FOUR. 130 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,212 AND IF THIS CONTINUES THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, 131 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:09,182 BY THE TIME HE REACHES AGE TEN, WELL, HE COULD-- 132 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,786 APPEAR TO BE AN ORDINARY, FULL-GROWN, 133 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,122 40-YEAR-OLD MAN. 134 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,824 ARE YOU SERIOUS ? BAA ! 135 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,260 [ Dog Barking, Motorcycle Departing ] 136 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,698 THAT'S WHERE HE LIVES. 137 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,767 RIGHT THERE DOWN THE STREET MY WHOLE LIFE, 138 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,937 AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. 139 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,040 I DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF IT. HE'S LYING. 140 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,110 YEAH, HE'S NOT A MONSTER. THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 141 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:40,080 I'M TELLING YOU. HE'S OUR AGE, BUT HE LOOKS 40. 142 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,050 ALL HAIRY AND EVERYTHING. 143 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,654 HE'S LIKE A FREAK OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE IN THAT ONE MOVIE. 144 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,323 WHICH MOVIE ? DUH. 145 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,896 SORRY. THE ONE WITH THE FREAK IN IT. WHAT'D I JUST SAY ? 146 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,166 OH, YEAH. I-I SAW THAT ONE. HE DIDN'T SEE IT. 147 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,401 HIS MOM WOULDN'T LET HIM SEE IT 'CAUSE HE HAS NIGHTMARES. 148 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,638 I MEAN YOU NO HARM. WHY HAVEN'T WE EVER SEEN HIM THEN ? 149 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,076 I HEARD HE'S GOT ALL KINDS OF TOYS TOO. 150 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,778 HIS PARENTS BUY HIM EVERYTHING. 151 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,347 IF HE'S OUR AGE, WHY AIN'T HE IN SCHOOL ? 152 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:18,686 BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS. HE'S HUGE ENOUGH TO HURT OTHER KIDS. 153 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:22,122 THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP HIM LOCKED UP. FRIEND. 154 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,693 WHAT DO YOU SEE ? NOTHING. 155 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,099 A TEACHER COMES TO HIS HOUSE EVERY DAY. 156 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,041 JACK, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 157 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,844 JACK, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 158 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,312 DON'T BE AFRAID. 159 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,115 I SAW HIM IN THE STORE WITH HIS MOM. 160 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,450 I THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND AT FIRST. 161 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,854 BUT HE'S LIKE A GIANT BOY. HE SHAVES AND STUFF. 162 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,789 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GIANTS. 163 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,891 WELL, HOW'D HE GET LIKE THAT ? 164 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,794 MAYBE HIS MOM TOOK DRUGS. 165 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,831 MAYBE IT WAS THAT FERTILITY JUNK AND SHE WAS GONNA HAVE QUINTUPLETS, 166 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,834 BUT JUST TURNED INTO ONE BIG BABY. 167 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:12,873 DOOF. OH, HE SLEEPS UP THERE. 168 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:17,010 HE'S A MONSTROSITY. THAT'S WHY THEY HIDE HIM. 169 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,713 NO WONDER THEY KEEP HIM OUTTA SCHOOL. 170 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:24,051 MAYBE THEY GOT HIM CHAINED UP. MAYBE THEY ONLY LET HIM LOOSE ONCE A DAY TO EAT. 171 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,854 IS THAT LIKE A BIG PILE OF BONES IN HIS BACKYARD ? 172 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,990 WHERE ? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. LOOK ! 173 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,892 LOOK ! 174 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,862 LOOK OUT ! 175 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,869 - WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE ! - OH, GROSS ! 176 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,204 COME ON, LOUIS ! HE'S WATCHING YOU ! COME ON ! 177 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:13,033 OW. 178 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,769 WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT'D YOU DO ? WHERE'S IT HURT ? 179 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,906 MY KNEE. LET ME SEE. 180 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,776 WELL, IT'S NOT BLEEDING. 181 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,211 OKAY. IT'S NOT ? 182 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,546 I CAN FIX IT FOR YOU. OKAY. OKAY. 183 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,916 I'LL BITE IT. NO, NO. DON'T BITE IT. 184 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,919 I REALLY DO. I HAVE TO BITE IT. DON'T. 185 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,921 YOU'RE GONNA INFECT IT. OKAY. 186 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,223 BUT THIS LEG HAS GOT TO COME OFF. I'LL GET YOUR FATHER'S SAW. 187 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,092 NO, NO. NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY. 188 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,797 I SAW-- I SAW YOUR BUTT. 189 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,333 YOU DID. SORRY. 190 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,102 LET'S SEE. 191 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,242 WHAT DO YA HEAR ? NOTHING. IT'S OKAY. 192 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,878 HOW ABOUT THE TOES ? THE TOES ARE OKAY. I CAN FEEL THAT. 193 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,711 HERE ? I FEEL THAT. 194 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,948 HOW ABOUT THAT ? THAT'S-- THAT'S-- 195 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,189 OKAY. THAT FEELS GOOD NOW. 196 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,825 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE LACES, CHAMP. YEAH. 197 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,093 HMM ? YEAH. 198 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,462 OKAY ? YES, YOU DID. SORRY. 199 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,273 SO, WHERE WERE WE ? HISTORY. 200 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,841 HISTORY. OKAY. 201 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:33,113 SO, BY THE TIME HE WAS 18, 202 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,016 THE YOUNG ALEXANDER HAD ALREADY CONQUERED 203 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,451 MOST OF THE GREEK CITY-STATES. 204 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,890 AND SOME FEEL THAT HE HAD LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM HIS TUTOR... 205 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:43,891 ARISTOTLE. 206 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,394 JACK ? 207 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,098 JACK ? HMM ? 208 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,935 WHAT DID I JUST SAY ? ARISTOTLE. 209 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,206 WHERE'S ARISTOTLE ? BOOK. 210 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,342 WHERE'S JACK ? OUTSIDE. 211 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,082 I THINK WHAT YOU HAVE SET UP HERE IS WONDERFUL. 212 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:12,152 I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM THAT. 213 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,054 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT. 214 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:18,258 BUT TO SAY THAT JACK SHOULD START GOING TO PUBLIC SCHOOL IS CRAZY. 215 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,496 YEAH, BUT BECAUSE A PERSON IS DIFFERENT, 216 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,565 YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OUTCAST OF HIM. 217 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,068 BUT WE'LL TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL. 218 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,337 THE PRINCIPAL WILL PREPARE THE STUDENTS. 219 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,041 MR. WOODRUFF, HE'S GOT A 5:00 SHADOW. 220 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:38,111 I DON'T THINK HE CAN FIT IN. I WISH HE COULD. 221 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,047 NOBODY SAID IT WOULD BE EASY. 222 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,215 JACK'S DEVELOPED DEFENSE MECHANISMS 223 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,518 JUST LIKE ANY CHILD WITH A SHORTCOMING DOES. 224 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,188 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO. 225 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,559 BUT BRIAN AND I, WE'VE SEEN HOW PEOPLE REACT. 226 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:56,063 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. WE JUST DON'T WANT... 227 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,067 JACK TO HAVE TO FACE THAT. 228 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,972 LOOK AT HIS EYES. 229 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,508 HIS CHILD'S EYES. 230 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,481 LOOK AT HIS EYES WHEN HE SEES OTHER CHILDREN. 231 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,586 HIS LIFE MOVES FASTER THAN OURS, 232 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,653 BUT HE WANTS TO LEAD A FULL LIFE, 233 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,491 AND I DON'T THINK YOU OUGHT TO LET IT PASS HIM BY. 234 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,026 IT'S NOT FAIR. 235 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,440 MARCO ? 236 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,080 OOOH ! 237 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,052 I'VE FOUND YOU NOW. 238 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,288 AAAH ! GOT YA ! 239 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,456 GOTTA TOUCH ME ! 240 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,197 "WOULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF UP THERE ?" 241 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,466 "YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF UP THERE !" 242 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,144 MARCO. POLO. 243 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,186 GOTCHA ! YOU'RE IT ! 244 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:30,023 HONEY 245 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,025 YEAH, I'M OKAY. 246 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,030 YOU KNOW, IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, JACKIE, YOU CAN TELL ME. 247 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,768 MR. WOODRUFF MENTIONED SOMETHING TODAY. 248 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,406 WHAT, HONEY, HUH ? 249 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,709 YOU CAN TELL ME. 250 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,448 MOM, AM I A GIANT ? 251 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,685 NO ! OF COURSE NOT. 252 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,224 WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT ? 253 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,493 IS THAT WHY I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL ? 254 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:11,698 HONEY, I'VE TOLD YOU. IT'S LOTS OF THINGS. 255 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,266 WHAT THINGS ? 256 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,637 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY ? 257 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,439 WHEN ? 258 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,675 WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW. IT'S-- 259 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,211 TIME FOR BED. BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 260 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,212 PUT DOWN THE LID. 261 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,481 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 262 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,732 WOODRUFF DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 263 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,933 IF HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, 264 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,770 THEN WHY ARE WE PAYING HIM ALL THIS MONEY TO TUTOR JACK ? 265 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:55,175 I BLAME HIM, FILLING JACK'S HEAD WITH ALL THESE IDEAS OF GOING TO SCHOOL. 266 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,245 IMAGINE THAT. 267 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,248 A TEACHER WANTING A KID TO GO TO SCHOOL, HMM ? 268 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,752 WHERE DO THEY GET SUCH IDEAS ? 269 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,288 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT ? 270 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,823 JUST THROW HIM INTO SCHOOL ? 271 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:14,161 MM-HMM. YOU KNOW HOW CHILDREN ARE. 272 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,532 THEY MAKE FUN OF THE FAT KID AND THE KID WHO WEARS GLASSES. 273 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,438 WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA DO TO THE SIX 274 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,420 MOM 275 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,290 JACKIE ? YOU OKAY, HONEY ? 276 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,294 SOMETHING WRONG ? I'M OKAY. JUST CAN'T SLEEP. I HAD A SCARY DREAM. 277 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:54,434 CAN I SLEEP IN HERE ? YEAH. OF COURSE, BUDDY. 278 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,469 STIMPY TOO ? 279 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,338 OKAY. 280 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:02,242 OH. HEY. EASY. OKAY. 281 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,357 COME ON. COME ON. JACKIE. 282 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,158 GO TO SLEEP. OKAY. 283 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,296 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETIE. 284 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,931 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 285 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,778 YOU SURE HE'S READY FOR SCHOOL ? 286 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,349 JACKIE WILL BE FINE. 287 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,355 IT'S THE REST OF THE WORLD I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 288 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,277 TAKING A LOOK AT TRAFFIC APPROACHING THE BAY BRIDGE, NOT TOO BAD. 289 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,379 THE METERING LIGHTS HAVE BEEN SWITCHED ON AT THE TOLL PLAZA. 290 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,315 THE WAIT BEGINS RIGHT ABOUT THE OAKLAND ARMY BASE RIGHT NOW. 291 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,684 MARIN COUNTY IS UNDER FOG, BUT THE DRIVING IS AT THE SPEED LIMIT... 292 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,452 DOWN AND ACROSS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 293 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,853 AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY INTO THE CITY. 294 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,121 THAT'S TRAFFIC. BACK TO YOU, RICK. 295 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,523 HEY, IT'S RICK THE LIP WITH YOU 296 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,091 ON THE "Z" MORNING ZOO. 297 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,727 ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL ONE OUT THERE IN THE CITY BY THE BAY. 298 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,297 AND GUESS WHAT. WE'RE STILL HERE. 299 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,632 HOW ABOUT THAT LITTLE WAKE-UP CALL THAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING AT 5:00 ? 300 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,901 ONLY 3.2 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, 3.2 ! 301 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,037 IT WAS A BIG FAT 10 ON THE SCARE-THE-HELL-OUTTA-ME SCALE. 302 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,973 DIDN'T SCARE ME ! THIS MAN HASN'T SHAKEN SO MUCH SINCE I WAS SINGLE. 303 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,910 YOU GOT SOMEPLACE TO BE AT 7:00 ? 304 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,812 YEAH, RICK, I GOTTA BE AT SCHOOL. 305 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,348 YOU'RE LATE. IT'S 7:05. GET YOURSELF OUTTA BED. I'M LATE ? 306 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,284 YOU GOT A WHOLE DAY OUT THERE WAITIN' FOR YA. I'M LIVIN'. LET'S GO ! 307 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,353 I'M LIVIN' IT TOO, RICK. * 308 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,423 *PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD-- * 309 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,426 I HATE THAT SONG ! 310 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,495 THERE YOU GO. EASY. DAD, LET ME DO THIS ON MY OWN, OKAY ? 311 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,497 WELL, OKAY, OKAY, BUT TAKE-- WATCH. 312 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,466 TAKE IT EASY. TAKE IT EASY. 313 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,568 AND-- OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. 314 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,437 HOLD IT-- HOLD IT-- LET ME HELP YOU-- DAD, I CAN-- 315 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:14,307 OW ! DAD. HERE. OOPS. 316 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,577 PUT THIS LITTLE-- OKAY, PUT THAT THERE. 317 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,613 OH, OKAY. LET ME JUST GET THAT LAST LITTLE PART THERE. 318 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,650 YEAH, JUST FINISH UP AND COME ON DOWN. OKAY. OKAY. 319 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,452 HURRY UP. HMM. 320 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,105 YOU PSYCHED ? I'M PSYCHED. 321 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,440 OKAY. 322 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,614 OH, WOW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE KIDS. 323 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,517 JUST REMEMBER. YOU CAN COME HOME ANYTIME YOU WANT TO. UH-HUH. 324 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,985 OKAY ? YEAH. 325 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,421 OKAY. I'M OKAY. THANKS, DAD. 326 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,128 [ Imitating Car Engine Revving, Imitating Tires Screeching ] 327 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,831 HOLD IT, JACK ! 328 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,367 COME HERE. LET ME GET THIS. OKAY. 329 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,436 HERE WE GO. 330 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,379 COME ON. 331 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,549 TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 332 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,453 - AND TO THE REPUBLIC-- - WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 333 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,489 ONE NATION, UNDER GOD-- THANK YOU, MR. AND MRS. POWELL... 334 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,924 AND JACK ! 335 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,059 JACK, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU. 336 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:43,430 I'M MR. McGEE. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, JACK. 337 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,898 HELLO, MR. MAGOO. McGEE. 338 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,667 OH. McGEE. YES. 339 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:52,038 MAGOO. JACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR CLASSROOM 340 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,409 YES. A LITTLE LOUDER. 341 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,745 - YES. - A LITTLE LOUDER, JACK. 342 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,080 YES ! 343 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:03,950 FOLLOW ME. 344 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,521 IS HE DEAF ? IT'S OKAY. 345 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,424 TELL ME, JACK. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT SO FAR ? 346 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,861 HUMONGOUS HECK-A-COOL. IT IS "HECK-A-COOL"... 347 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,563 AND A WONDERFUL SCHOOL. 348 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,633 A FUN SCHOOL. AN UPBEAT SCHOOL. 349 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,570 AND I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE HERE. 350 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:28,207 YOU'LL HAVE SOME WONDERFUL TEACHERS AND WONDERFUL PUPILS. 351 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,977 - AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM. - WOW ! 352 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:35,582 HERE'S YOUR CLASSROOM RIGHT HERE. MISS MARQUEZ. 353 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,650 ONE SECOND. HONEY, YOU WANT TO BE BUTTONED UP, DON'T YA ? 354 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,552 THAT TOO TIGHT ? ALL RIGHT. 355 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:43,122 DON'T GIVE ME A SNUGGIE. OKAY. 356 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,058 DON'T. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 357 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,629 LISTEN, HONEY, IF ANYBODY'S MEAN WITH YOU, 358 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:52,799 YOU JUST TELL YOUR TEACHER AND SOMEONE WILL CALL ME... 359 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,603 AND I'LL KILL 'EM. KAREN. 360 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,838 NOW ARE YOU READY, JACK ? 361 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,842 YES. UM-- 362 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,243 ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ? 363 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,983 MISS MARQUEZ, EXCUSE ME. 364 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,621 BUT YOUR NEW STUDENT, JACK POWELL, HAS JUST ARRIVED. 365 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:18,057 JACK, THIS IS MISS MARQUEZ, YOUR FIFTH GRADE TEACHER. 366 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,960 COME IN, PLEASE. 367 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,130 - DON'T BE SHY. 368 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,272 COME IN, JACK. 369 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,541 COME IN. 370 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,182 WHOA ! NO WAY. 371 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:51,791 GEEZ. HE LOOKS LIKE MY DAD. EXCEPT HAIRIER. 372 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:56,663 COME ON. IT'S OKAY. 373 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:59,298 WELCOME TO OUR CLASS. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 374 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,702 THIS PLACE IS FOR FUN. 375 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,672 EVERYBODY, THIS IS JACK POWELL. 376 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:11,978 CLASS-- 377 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,213 HI, JACK. 378 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,617 HI. 379 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,620 ALL RIGHT. I KNOW SOME OF YOU MUST BE CURIOUS ABOUT JACK. 380 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,822 SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW... 381 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,626 AND ASK HIM SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR MINDS. 382 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,761 IS THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, JACK ? SURE. 383 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,598 OKAY. I DON'T MIND. 384 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:34,701 GO ON. ASK HIM SOMETHING. 385 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,770 I'M NOT ASKIN' HIM. LOUIS ? 386 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,972 ANYBODY ? 387 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,577 COME ON. SINCE WHEN IS THIS GROUP SHY ? 388 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,345 ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'VE GOT PLENTY OF QUESTIONS. 389 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,580 JACK, WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ? 390 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,550 SEPTEMBER 12. 1902. 391 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:55,655 THAT'S ENOUGH. HMM, LET ME SEE. 392 00:25:55,688 --> 00:26:00,026 OH, WHAT KIND OF FOODS DO YOU JUST HATE ? BROCCOLI. 393 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,560 BROCCOLI. YUCK. MAKES YOU FART. 394 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:08,901 ANYBODY ELSE HERE HATE BROCCOLI ? HANDS. YEAH. 395 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:13,673 UH-HUH. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT MORE IN COMMON THAN YOU THINK. 396 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,744 JACK, YOUR SEAT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BACK. 397 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,246 WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, AND WE'LL GET STARTED, OKAY ? 398 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,614 OKAY. OKAY. 399 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,755 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 400 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,089 TAKE OUT YOUR GIANT BOOK-- 401 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:32,258 I MEAN, YOUR GEOGRAPHY BOOKS. 402 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,098 TURN TO PAGE 78. 403 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,668 OKAY, SO WHAT WE FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY 404 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:42,869 WAS THAT THE NAME CALIFORNIA... 405 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,436 WAS INITIALLY USED FOR-- 406 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:47,239 EVERYBODY, CALM DOWN. COME ON. I THINK HE'S STUCK. 407 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,777 WAS USED FOR WHAT WE KNOW TODAY AS BAJA CALIFORNIA. 408 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,245 IT WAS FIRST USED BY CORTEZ IN THE 1530s 409 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,747 AND WAS FOUND IN THE JOURNAL... 410 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:58,117 OF JUAN RODRIGUEZ CABRILLO IN 1542. 411 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:01,788 VICTOR ! EYES UP FRONT ! EVERYBODY ! COME ON NOW. CALM DOWN. 412 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:02,822 TIMBER ! 413 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:07,359 JACK 414 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:14,033 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE ? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP ? 415 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,655 YOU OKAY, JACK ? I'M OKAY. 416 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,128 JACK ! 417 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,407 IS HE IN OUR CLASS ? 418 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,253 HOT, HOT, HOT. ALMOST. 419 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:12,925 SHOOT. OOH-OOH. AH. 420 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,738 DOG ALWAYS GETS 'EM. 421 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,376 OH, MAN. HE'S LOOKIN' AT US. 422 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,180 HE PROBABLY RECOGNIZES US FROM THE STREET. 423 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,448 HE'S PROBABLY PLANNING ON KICKING OUR BUTTS OR SOMETHING. 424 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,907 HEY, PUNK ! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE MY BALL IS GOING ? 425 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,742 YOU'RE FUNNY, VICTOR ! MAYBE IF YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME. 426 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,278 WHAT WAS THAT ? 427 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:09,215 YOU HEARD ME. YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, VICTOR ? 428 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,150 YOU HAVE "ZACKLY" DISEASE. 429 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,889 IT MEANS YOUR MOUTH SMELLS "ZACKLY" LIKE YOUR BUTT. 430 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,925 SHUT UP. THAT'S PATHETIC. 431 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,827 THAT'S SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. 432 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,829 " 433 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,530 LOSERS ! LOSERS ! 434 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,934 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH ? 435 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,936 TAKE IT OUT ON THE COURT, 'CAUSE I CAN WHUP YOUR BUTT. 436 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,972 COME ON, JOHN-JOHN. LET'S KICK THEIR BUTT ! YEAH ! 437 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,007 WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO DRAG ME ALONG ? 438 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,809 YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA CREAM US. 439 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,281 OW. DON'T. 440 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,018 ARE YOU A FREAK ? NO. 441 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:49,088 OH, WELL, JANE SAYS THAT YOU'RE A FREAK. 442 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,324 WHO'S JANE ? I'M JANE, AND I THINK YOU ARE A FREAK. 443 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:55,094 LOOK AT YOUR HAIRY ARMS AND YOUR EYEBROWS AND-- 444 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,596 YEAH, HE HAS RECEDING HAIRLINE. 445 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,465 WELL, I'M NOT A FREAK. 446 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,302 DON'T ! OR I'LL TELL ! 447 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,907 HOW OLD ARE YOU ? I'M TEN. 448 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,876 HOW OLD ARE YOU ? I'M EIGHT. 449 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,377 YEAH ? YEAH. 450 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,379 SO ? 451 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:18,117 YOU DON'T LOOK TEN. LOOK, YOU GOT THE HAIRY ARMS. 452 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:22,855 YOU GOT HAIRY KNUCKLES. YOU LOOK A LOT OLDER THAN US. 453 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:25,191 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SHAVE THERE. 454 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,394 YEAH, I DO. SO ? 455 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,463 A TEN YEAR OLD DOESN'T SHAVE, SO THEN YOU CAN'T BE TEN. 456 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:34,466 YOU CAN'T BE TEN IF YOU SHAVE AND YOU HAVE HAIRY ARMS, 457 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:38,037 AND YOU'RE TALL, REALLY TALL, AND YOU'RE BIGGER. FOR REAL. 458 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,940 YEAH. SO, I'M BIG FOR MY AGE. 459 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:45,177 LOOK, YOU HAVE NO HAIR. I HAVE HAIR. I GOT HAIR. SEE ? LOOK. 460 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:48,647 YEAH, BUT, LOOK, RIGHT HERE YOU HAVE NO HAIR. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BALD. 461 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,117 I'M NOT BALD, AND I'M NOT A FREAK. YOU'RE A FREAK, FOUR EYES. 462 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:54,586 HE'S TEN. 463 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,656 A WHOLE TWO YEARS OLDER THAN US, SEE ? 464 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,493 OH, SURE. LIKE THAT EXPLAINS IT ? PLEASE. 465 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,628 "PLEASE." 466 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,003 DON'T POKE ME, OR I'M TELLING. 467 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,241 YEAH ! 468 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,311 LOSERS ! YEAH, LOSERS ! 469 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:33,659 HEY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HELP ? 470 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,030 THROW IT OVER. 471 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,166 YEAH, THROW IT OVER. 472 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,707 WAIT ! 473 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,210 I'M NOT TOUCHIN' THAT THING. IT'S BEEN CONTAMINATED NOW THAT HE'S TOUCHED IT. 474 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:54,046 YEAH, I AIN'T TOUCHIN' IT ! ME NEITHER ! 475 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,549 I AIN'T PLAYIN' BASKETBALL ! ME TOO ! 476 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,518 COOTIES ! 477 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,522 COOTIES ! COOTIES ! 478 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,113 JACK 479 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,617 I MADE SLOPPY JOES FOR DINNER. 480 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,487 I'M NOT HUNGRY, MOM. 481 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:39,025 REALLY JUICY ONES. YEAH ? 482 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:42,261 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. NO, I WON'T. 483 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,729 GUESS WHAT I MADE FOR DESSERT. 484 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,165 WHAT ? 485 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,068 YA HAVE TO GUESS. 486 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,141 CAN YA SMELL IT ? NOT THROUGH A BOX. 487 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,376 CHOCOLATE PUDDING. 488 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:02,081 YOUR FAVORITE. NOT ANYMORE, MOM. 489 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,616 IT'S STILL HOT. 490 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:09,055 MMM ! I CAN SMELL IT. IT'S STEAMING. NO, THANKS. 491 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,675 THIS IS SERIOUS. WHAT HAPPENED ? 492 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:34,180 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED ? CHILDREN WHISPERING. CHILDREN POINTING. 493 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,616 HE'S NOT USED TO THAT, BRIAN. KAREN. 494 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,721 JACK ! 495 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,564 HEY, YOUR MOM MADE SLOPPY JOES. 496 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,102 MOM HATES SLOPPY JOES. 497 00:33:56,135 --> 00:34:01,240 UH, THAT'S TRUE. IN FACT, ALL ADULTS HATE SLOPPING JOES, 498 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,509 BUT SOMETIMES WE MAKE 'EM TO CHEER UP A KID WHO'S HAD A BAD DAY. 499 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:06,078 WANNA TELL ME ABOUT IT ? NO. 500 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,045 OKAY. 501 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,552 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT FIRST TIME YOU EVER RODE A BIKE. 502 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,720 YOU REMEMBER THAT ? OH, YEAH. 503 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:20,192 HUH ? I MEAN, YOU-- YOU WERE SO DETERMINED TO RIDE. 504 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,128 YOU KEPT WIPIN' OUT AND-- YEAH. 505 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,232 YOU NEARLY TOOK OUT A COUPLE OF THE NEIGHBORS. 506 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:29,135 IT TOOK A COUPLE OF DAYS UNTIL YOU FINALLY GOT IT. 507 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:33,405 BUT, LOOK AT YOU NOW. I MEAN, YOU-- YOU'RE RIDIN' LIKE A PRO. 508 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:41,113 KIND OF LIKE SCHOOL, ISN'T IT ? YEAH. 509 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:46,118 WELL, ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOIN'. 510 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,487 YOU NEED ANYTHING, GIVE ME A HOLLER. 511 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,627 HEY, DAD. 512 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,596 COULD WE PUT UP A BASKETBALL HOOP ? 513 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,532 YEAH. 514 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,622 HI. 515 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,657 I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. 516 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:38,470 HEY IN THERE. HOW YA DOIN', JACK ? HI, MISS MARQUEZ. 517 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:49,315 OH, ARE THOSE GUMMI BEARS ? 518 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,149 COULD I HAVE A RED ONE ? THE RED ONES ARE MY FAVORITE. 519 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:58,324 YEAH ? OH, THANKS. 520 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,199 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR ? 521 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,805 *MISS MARQUEZ AND JACK 522 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,707 *SITTIN' IN A TREE 523 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:19,311 *K-I-S-S-I-N-G 524 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,380 GIRLS ! *FIRST COMES LOVE 525 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,916 *THEN COMES MARRIAGE 526 00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:28,354 JACK, IF ANYBODY BOTHERS YOU, YOU JUST COME AND TELL ME, OKAY ? 527 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,789 OKAY. 528 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:36,995 THANKS FOR LUNCH. 529 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,964 DE NADA. 530 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,302 PHOEBE AND JANE ! 531 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,336 I TOLD YOU. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 532 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,538 OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. TODAY ! 533 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,009 COME ON. WE'RE GONNA GO SEE YOUR TEACHER. 534 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,378 SHE STARTED IT. PLEASE. 535 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:53,712 THAT WAS VERY RUDE, YOU KNOW. 536 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,416 LET'S KICK THEIR BUTTS. 537 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:05,557 HA ! HEY, LOUIS ! YOU "LOUISER." TO TEN ! 538 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,993 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET MY BUTT KICKED TODAY. 539 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:12,364 WELL, WE GOT THE NEW KID. 540 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:16,402 WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY ? WAIT. YOU CAN'T PICK HIM. HE CAN'T PLAY WITH US. 541 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,405 I CAN PICK WHOEVER I WANT. WHAT ? ARE YOU AFRAID TO LOSE ? 542 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:24,276 NO ! PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT. WE NEVER LOSE. 543 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,812 YEAH, PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT. WE NEVER LOSE. 544 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,381 HEY, YOU ! BIG GUY ! YOU SHOOT HOOPS ? 545 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,883 ME ? 546 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,585 NO, THE 40-YEAR-OLD KID BEHIND YOU. 547 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,823 YEAH, YOU. YOU PLAY BALL ? 548 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:41,360 YEAH, WITH MY DAD. 549 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:46,565 ARE YOU FRIED ? HEY, AT LEAST NOBODY'S GONNA SLAM 'IM. 550 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,335 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. LOSERS TAKE OUT. 551 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,002 - SO YOU TAKE OUT. - YEAH ! 552 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,938 YEAH, YOU TAKE OUT. 553 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,008 COME ON. JUST ONE CHIP. NO ! 554 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,679 THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD GAME, MAN. 555 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,648 LET GO, MAN. GIVE ME SOME ROOM. 556 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,417 WANNA GRAB A BURGER AFTER SCHOOL SOMETIME ? 557 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:09,455 NOW, LISTEN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST STAND BY THE HOOP, OKAY ? 558 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,289 AND I'LL FEED YA THE BALL LIKE THIS. 559 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,428 LET'S DO THIS. YEAH, KICK THEIR BUTTS. 560 00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:19,365 NOW, STAND UNDER THE HOOP. GET YOUR HANDS UP. 561 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,504 THEY LET GODZILLA OUT. 562 00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,473 AND BLOCK HIM ! I'LL TRY. 563 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:28,306 LET'S DO IT. 564 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,345 OH, BOY. 565 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:38,884 COME ON ! GET 'IM, JACK ! 566 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,352 YES ! 567 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,321 YOU SAID STAND HERE. 568 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,657 JUST MOVE YOUR FEET. 569 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,494 OKAY. MOVE MY FEET. 570 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,996 PEZ ? SURE. THANKS. 571 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,399 STAND HERE AND MOVE MY FEET. 572 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,368 COME ON ! COME ON ! 573 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,637 - JACK ! GET 'IM ! 574 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,373 HELLO, McFLY. HELLO. 575 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:03,509 YOU GOTTA BLOCK HIM. 576 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,710 INVINCIBLE ! 577 00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:08,079 FAKE OUT. 578 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,852 COME ON, JACK. BLOCK 'IM ! 579 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:19,391 NO ! MAN ! 580 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,728 GOOD WORK. 581 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,396 GET 'IM ! YOU GET HIM ! 582 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,432 THAT'S RIGHT, MARIO ! 583 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,469 - LOSERS TAKE OUT. 584 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,507 DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE ! 585 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,410 DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE ! 586 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:40,178 DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE ! 587 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,748 COME ON, JOHN-JOHN ! GET IT, JOHN ! 588 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,851 GET IT IN THE HOLE, JACK ! 589 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,620 - LIKE, THAT'S NO FAIR ! 590 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,591 THAT WAS GOOD. 591 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:55,026 GIVE ME THE BALL. HEY, WHAT'D YOU STICK AT HIM ? 592 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,529 LOSER TAKES OUT ! 593 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:01,500 LOSERS TAKE OUT ! WHOO ! 594 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,903 GIVE IT TO MARIO ! 595 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:07,573 MARIO ! SHUT UP, MAN ! 596 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,415 LOSER ! NEXT TIME. 597 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:24,623 OKAY, JACK, GET IT. COME ON, OVER HERE. 598 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,157 GET IT ! 599 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:31,830 VICTOR ! 600 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,131 BOUNCER ! 601 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,545 - WHOO ! - UNSTOPPABLE ! 602 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,954 - COME ON, VICTOR. - GIVE IT UP ! 603 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,689 GET OFF OF HIM ! MAN ! 604 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,492 GET OFF OF HIM ! 605 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,631 - GET OFF OF HIM ! - AAH ! 606 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:18,544 EVERYBODY, TAKE OUT YOUR NOTEBOOKS. WE HAVE A NEW ASSIGNMENT. 607 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:23,181 AND IT'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO PUT SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT INTO. 608 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,784 I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO WRITE AN ESSAY-- 609 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,821 ON WHAT YOU WOULD WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP. 610 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:32,123 BE SURE TO INCLUDE REASONS FOR YOUR CHOICES. 611 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,862 AND WATCH THE SPELLING, PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR, PLEASE. 612 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,565 YOU'LL HAVE TO THE END OF THE SEMESTER TO FINISH IT. 613 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:42,067 WRITE THE DATE ON THE TOP OF THE PAGE. DON'T FORGET. 614 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:45,804 YOU TOO, GEORGE. THE DATE. I WANNA BE A GYNECOLOGIST. 615 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,039 IF THAT'S SO, THEN I WANT GOOD REASONS WHY. 616 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,676 YOU ARE THE REASON WHY, MISS MARQUEZ. 617 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,945 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS. IT'S GONNA BE A BIG PART OF YOUR GRADE. 618 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,819 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO THINK ABOUT ? 619 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,289 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT USING ONE OF THE CHOICES FROM THE BOARD, ALL RIGHT ? 620 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:16,602 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME FROM JACK TO SHAQ. 621 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,604 NICE SHOOTING. WAY TO GO. 622 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:22,007 PLEASE, PEOPLE, DON'T LEAVE THIS TILL THE LAST MINUTE. 623 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,576 THIS IS THE KIND OF ASSIGNMENT I WANT YOU TO SPEND SOME TIME ON. 624 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:27,713 YOU HAVE THE WHOLE SEMESTER TO DO IT, AND JUST TAKE YOUR TIME. 625 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,981 DON'T SIT DOWN AND WRITE IT ALL IN ONE WEEKEND. 626 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,055 HEY, GUYS. 627 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,758 I GOT THE NEW BLUEPRINTS FOR THE TREE HOUSE. WE MADE IT. 628 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,860 YOU GUYS, IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY. 629 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:45,063 WHO ARE WE WAITIN' FOR ? WHAT'S HER NAME ? MRS. DURANTE. 630 00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:47,365 PROBLEM IS, WE DON'T HAVE ANY PLAYBOYS IN THE TREE HOUSE. 631 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,235 ARE YOU DONE WITH IT ? I HEARD GEORGE HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND. 632 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,270 RIGHT OVER THERE. OKAY, YOU GUYS, I GOTTA GO. 633 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:53,805 GLASSES. TREE HOUSE IN AN HOUR, RIGHT ? 634 00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:55,073 SHE'S LATE. YEP. 635 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:57,242 WE CAN'T STAY HERE ALL DAY. MAYBE WE BETTER GO BACK INSIDE. 636 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,880 HEY, GREAT GAME TODAY. 637 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,215 THANKS. THANKS FOR PICKIN' ME. 638 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:07,085 NOW YOU GOTTA DO ME ANOTHER FAVOR. WHAT KIND OF FAVOR ? 639 00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:09,087 FOLLOW ME. 640 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:16,261 LISTEN, MY MOTHER'S COMING TO MEET THE PRINCIPAL TODAY. 641 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,396 SHE WANTS TO TALK TO HIM. SO ? 642 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,298 WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE PRINCIPAL. 643 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:21,733 WHAT ? 644 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:25,336 YOU GOTTA DO IT. 645 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:27,238 MY MOM TALKS TO PRINCIPAL McGEE, 646 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,740 HE'LL TELL HER I'VE BEEN BAD. 647 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,275 WELL, HAVE YOU BEEN BAD ? 648 00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:33,912 WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE HOMEWORK SINCE, LIKE, THE THIRD GRADE. 649 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,414 YOUR DOG MUST BE PRETTY FULL. YEAH, RIGHT. 650 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:40,285 HERE SHE IS. YOU GOTTA DO IT. 651 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,153 HERE. TURN AROUND. LOUIE, I CAN'T BE A PRINCIPAL. 652 00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:46,024 I CAN'T DO THIS. TURN AROUND ! 653 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:48,426 PRINCIPAL McGEE'S REALLY OLD. SHH ! 654 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,696 LOUIE ? I CAN'T DO THIS. IT'S A FIB. 655 00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:52,931 OH, HI, HONEY. 656 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,667 OH, SWEETIE, THE BEEF AND BREW ONLY GAVE ME 657 00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:58,036 TEN MINUTES OFF, SO I GOTTA HUSTLE. 658 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,772 YEAH. HI. HI, SWEETIE. HELLO. 659 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,808 SO WHERE'S THE PRINCIPAL ? 660 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:05,777 UM, THIS IS PRINCIPAL POWELL. 661 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,045 HE'S NEW HERE. OH. 662 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,814 JUST CAME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. 663 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:12,851 I TOLD HIM YOU WERE COMING. OH, WELL, HELLO, MR. POWELL. 664 00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:16,321 MY NAME IS DOLORES, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME D.D. 665 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:18,323 SO, TELL ME, WHAT HAPPENED TO PRINCIPAL McGEE ? 666 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,424 I JUST TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE. 667 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:22,227 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. McGEE. MR. POWELL ? 668 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:30,001 HE GOT DIARRHEA. 669 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,804 DIARRHEA ? YEAH, HE GOT DIARRHEA. 670 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,474 UH, AND HE SPEWED. 671 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,144 YEAH ? THREW UP. YEAH, AND HE HAD THE SQUIRTS. 672 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,147 HE HAD DIARRHEA. OH, BOY, THAT'S MORE THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW. 673 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,315 HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 674 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:45,851 APPENDICITIS. HE HAD A BELLYACHE. 675 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:49,988 OH, MY GOD. APPENDICITIS. THAT'S TOO BAD. 676 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,723 WELL, HONEY, LISTEN. 677 00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:53,792 I SWIPED YA A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE FROM THE RESTAURANT. 678 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:56,828 SO GO SIT DOWN AND EAT IT WHILE I TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL. 679 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,363 NO, LET ME STAY, MOM. 680 00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:01,767 OH, SWEETIE, PLEASE DON'T BUST MY CHOPS OVER EVERYTHING. 681 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,335 GO SIT DOWN. OH, GOD, YOU SEE ? 682 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:07,773 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. HE-- HE DOESN'T LISTEN. 683 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:10,508 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S ALL KIDS OR JUST HIM. 684 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,778 AM I RIGHT ? WHAT'D YOU SAY ? 685 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:17,883 I SAID KIDS DON'T LISTEN. AM I RIGHT ? DON'T LISTEN. NO. 686 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,084 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 687 00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:22,187 OF COURSE, YOU COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT MEN TOO. 688 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:26,224 PROBABLY YOUR WIFE DOES ALL THE TIME. OH, NO. 689 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:29,795 AREN'T YA MARRIED ? MARRIED ? 690 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:32,197 NO, NOT MARRIED. I'M DIVORCED MYSELF. 691 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,767 AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING. YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE MY HUSBAND LEFT US, 692 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:38,203 HE'S GOT SUCH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER. 693 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:41,807 POTATO OR CORN ? 694 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,812 ANYWAY, UH, YOU KNOW. HE'S STARTING TO GET INTERESTED IN GIRLS. 695 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:48,947 I FOUND SOME DIRTY MAGAZINES UNDER HIS BED. 696 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:52,851 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 697 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,253 IT'S A TOUGH AGE. HMM. 698 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,989 I KNOW, I MEAN, I-I REMEMBER. 699 00:45:58,023 --> 00:46:00,491 I MEAN, I RE-- I'M REMEMBERING NOW. 700 00:46:00,525 --> 00:46:02,493 IT'S A TOUGH AGE. UH. 701 00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:04,830 ROUGH, TOUGH AGE. AH. 702 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,134 SO, TELL ME, MEANWHILE, HOW IS HE DOIN' ? 703 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:12,237 'CAUSE LAST SEPTEMBER, HE WAS FAILING, UH, MISERABLY. 704 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,842 OH, UM, LOUIE'S SHOWING A LOT OF IMPROVEMENT. 705 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,410 HE'S ON A ROLL REALLY. REALLY ? 706 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:20,511 ROLLING. A ROLL ? 707 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:21,813 REALLY. ROLLING ALONG. 708 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:23,815 REALLY, REALLY ROLLING ALONG. WOW. 709 00:46:23,849 --> 00:46:28,920 WOW. AND, UH, I WOULD SAY, UH, HE'S, UH, 710 00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:31,823 THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 711 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:35,026 YEAH, IF NOT, MAYBE THE SMARTEST KID I HAVE EVER MET. 712 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:39,264 OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY GETTING A GOOD REPORT. 713 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,967 MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 714 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,970 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS. 715 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:47,438 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS MEANS THAT MAYBE HE'S HAPPY, 716 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:50,876 AND I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION ABOUT MOVING US OUT HERE. 717 00:46:53,044 --> 00:46:57,115 LISTEN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANNA HAVE LUNCH OR SOMETHING, 718 00:46:57,148 --> 00:47:00,018 WE CAN TALK ABOUT LOUIE AND, YOU KNOW, 719 00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:02,553 JUST KIND OF SHOOT THE BREEZE. 720 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:05,190 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? DON'T. 721 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:08,126 OH, GOT A PROBLEM ? IT'S BAD FOR YA. 722 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:12,363 SINCE WHEN IS BEIN' BAD, BAD ? 723 00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:17,068 OH, NO. OH, HERE SHE GOES. 724 00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:23,041 SO, UH, WHAT DO YA THINK ? DO YOU WANNA DO LUNCH ? 725 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:24,876 I GET A DISCOUNT AT THE BEEF AND BREW. 726 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:28,413 WELL, MY MOM BRINGS MY LUNCH USUALLY-- I MEAN, SHE MAKES IT. 727 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:31,482 HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO CUT THOSE APRON STRINGS. 728 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:34,019 HI, SWEETIE. HI. 729 00:47:34,052 --> 00:47:35,420 HI, ANGEL. HI. 730 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,923 WELL, MR. POWELL HAS BEEN TELLING ME WHAT A GOOD BOY YOU'VE BEEN. 731 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:42,393 I TOLD YOU. I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU, BUT NOW I DO. 732 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:46,064 AND I'M GONNA GIVE MR. POWELL MY NUMBER AT WORK, 733 00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:50,168 SO THAT YOU CAN CALL ME, LET ME KNOW HOW HE'S DOING. 734 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:53,038 CAN STAY ON TOP OF THINGS. 735 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,907 THAT'S MY NUMBER AT WORK. YOU CAN GET ME THERE ANYTIME. 736 00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:58,243 MY MOM SAID I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MATCHES. 737 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,913 OH, YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER ? WELL, YEAH, AT NIGHT. 738 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:04,615 WELL, TO EACH HIS OWN. ANYWAY, YOU CAN CALL ME, 739 00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:09,120 UH, TO TALK ABOUT LOUIS OR, YOU KNOW, ANY OLD THING. 740 00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:14,993 SO, UH-- OH, AND THAT'S MEMORIES. 741 00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,062 THAT'S A CLUB THAT I HANG OUT IN SOMETIMES. 742 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:20,098 YOU KNOW, IF I'M NOT AT WORK, THAT USUALLY WHERE I AM. 743 00:48:20,131 --> 00:48:23,101 BUT IT'S A NICE PLACE FOR PEOPLE OUR AGE TO HANG OUT, 744 00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:25,937 HAVE A LITTLE DRINK, TAKE THE EDGE OFF, YOU KNOW. 745 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,308 OH, I GOTTA GO. OH, I'M GONNA GET FIRED. 746 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:31,943 LOVE YOUR FACE. OKAY. LOVE YOU TOO. 747 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:35,413 NICE MEETING YOU, MR. POWELL. OOH, YOU GOT A STRONG GRIP. YOU'RE A MANLY MAN. 748 00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:38,984 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR KEY TO THE HOUSE ? MMM ! 749 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:40,285 OKAY, I'LL MEET YA AT HOME. OKAY. 750 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,353 I LOVE YA. I LOVE YOU TOO. 751 00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:45,590 BYE ! 752 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:03,641 WOW ! WHOA. THAT WAS GREAT. 753 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,176 HOW'D I DO ? YOU DID GREAT. 754 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,344 YEAH ? YEAH. 755 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:10,982 BOY ! 756 00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:14,519 HEY, MAN. I OWE YOU ONE. SORRY ABOUT MY MOM, JACK. 757 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:17,955 SHE'S LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. YEAH, I KNOW. 758 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,193 MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU OVER THE WEEKEND. 759 00:49:23,228 --> 00:49:24,329 COOL. 760 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,366 PAL. 761 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:29,634 THANKS. 762 00:49:54,192 --> 00:49:55,660 MOM ! I'M HOME ! 763 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:02,733 I'M HERE. I'M HERE. HERE. 764 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,572 YEAH, OKAY. 765 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:14,045 PHONE CALL FOR YOU, BRIAN, OKAY ? YEAH, JUST 766 00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:15,446 CAN I TALK TO HIM ? CAN I TALK TO HIM ? JACKIE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 767 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:20,185 DAD, HEY, DAD. GOT YOUR HAIR, MOM. SORRY. HEY, DAD. YEAH. HEY, DAD. 768 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:23,188 I GOT TO PLAY BASKETBALL TODAY. THEY PICKED ME. 769 00:50:23,221 --> 00:50:26,091 YEAH, NOT JUST 'CAUSE I'M HUMONGOUS. 'CAUSE I'M REAL GOOD. 770 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,492 YEAH, I SCORED A THOUSAND POINTS. 771 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,660 NAW, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS ONLY A HUNDRED. 772 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:33,198 I'M KIDDING. IT WAS 14. YEAH, BUT EACH TIME I GOT THE-- I SCORED ! 773 00:50:33,231 --> 00:50:35,266 JUST LIKE THIS. WAIT. LISTEN, DAD. 774 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:39,670 OH ! YEAH, AND I MET THIS REALLY COOL KID NAMED LOUIE. NOT LOUIS, LOUIE. YEAH. 775 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:43,208 HIS MOM GAVE ME SOME MATCHES. YEAH. THOSE ARE THE MATCHES. CAN I PLAY WITH 'EM ? 776 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,143 OKAY, SLOW DOWN, BUDDY. SLOW DOWN. 777 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:49,214 HEY, DAD, LOUIE HAS DIRTY MAGAZINES UNDER HIS BED. 778 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:50,748 WHAT ARE DIRTY MAGAZINES ? 779 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:53,218 I GOT TO BE PRINCIPAL. YEAH, I PRETENDED TO BE. 780 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:55,620 AND I GOT A LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO. I GOT A GREAT HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. 781 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:58,523 AND YOU KNOW WHAT. MISS MARQUEZ ATE ONE OF MY RED GUMMI BEARS. 782 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,092 AND SHE SAID, "WAY TO GO." YOU KNOW, BUT NOT BECAUSE OF RED GUMMI BEARS. 783 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:03,194 BECAUSE OF THE WAY I PLAY BASKETBALL. YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. 784 00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:05,363 SHE SAID SHAQ BETTER WATCH HIS BACK. 785 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,565 SHE'S WHAT GRANDPA SAYS IS A REAL PIECE OF WORK. 786 00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:08,699 IT'S REALLY GREAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 787 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:13,138 NAW, I'M JUST-- JUST, UH, SHOOTIN' AN AD LAYOUT. 788 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:16,607 CARROTS, FOR THE CARROT BOARD. JUST GIANT CARROTS, YEAH. 789 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:19,544 - WOW, THAT'S PRETTY BORING. - WELL-- 790 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:22,113 LISTEN, DAD, I GOTTA GO. NO, I REALLY GOTTA GO. 791 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:25,183 NUMBER ONE. OKAY ? SEE YA. 792 00:51:25,216 --> 00:51:28,419 YEAH, LISTEN, DAD ? DON'T HUG ME ANYMORE IN FRONT OF THE GUYS, OKAY ? 793 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:31,489 YEAH, YOU KNOW. IT'S LIKE-- IT'S WEIRD. 794 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:33,023 YEAH, OKAY. SEE YA. 795 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:36,161 YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE MATCHES IN THE BATHROOM, SO IF I DO NUMBER TWO, I'M READY. 796 00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:38,596 OKAY, PUT YOUR MOM ON. YEAH. 797 00:51:40,498 --> 00:51:42,300 BRIAN. 798 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,302 YEAH, I CAN HEAR YA ALL RIGHT. NO, IT'S THIS CORD. 799 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,204 OH, WAIT. OH ! 800 00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:47,372 YOU OKAY ? 801 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,243 - HONEY ! 802 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:55,846 YES, HE'S OKAY. HE'S SO EXCITED. 803 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,149 [ Karen Laughing, Indistinct Clattering ] 804 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:02,420 [ Jack Screaming, Clattering Continues ] HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 805 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:05,190 [ Karen Shrieks, Clattering Continues ] HEY, JACK ? 806 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,192 [ Laughing, Video Game Noises Beeping ] 807 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:20,238 JACK'S MOTHER ? CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 808 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:24,709 I'M MRS. POWELL. AND YOU ARE ? 809 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,511 LOUIS DURANTE. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 810 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,650 I KNOW JACK FROM SCHOOL. I WAS WONDERING IF JACK WANTED TO... 811 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,620 TO COME TO A SLEEPOVER SOME OF US GUYS ARE HAVING. 812 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:39,324 I MEAN, IF HE'S ALLOWED TO AND STUFF. SLEEPOVER. 813 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:42,327 WELL, I CAN CHECK. WE KIND OF HAD SOME OTHER PLANS, YOU KNOW. 814 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,395 HEY, JACK ! BYE, MOM. 815 00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:48,399 SEE YA. 816 00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:52,237 HONEY, BE EXTRA CAREFUL ! 817 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,640 - AND DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE ! - I WON'T, MOM ! 818 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:12,523 SO, HOW FAST DO YOU GROW ? FOUR TIMES AS FAST AS YOU. 819 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:15,826 LIKE CAT YEARS ? YEAH, SORT OF. 820 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:19,264 LIKE WHEN I'M 20, I'LL LOOK REALLY OLD. 821 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:22,233 HEY, MAN, YOU HEAR THE FIRST 20 ARE THE BEST ONES ANYWAY. 822 00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:25,270 MY MOM SAYS IT'S ALL DOWNHILL AFTER THAT. YEAH ? 823 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:28,239 YEAH ! LIKE THIS ? HA ! 824 00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:29,940 LIKE THIS ! 825 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,946 WOW. YOU GUYS BUILT THIS YOURSELF ? 826 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:36,881 YEAH. COOL, HUH ? 827 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:40,017 YOU MUST HAVE STARTED THIS IN PRESCHOOL. 828 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,852 WE'RE GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GUYS. 829 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,389 IS THIS SAFE ? YEAH, IT'S SAFE. 830 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:47,325 REALLY ? 831 00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:50,027 HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT. JUST GO ALONG WITH WHATEVER I SAY. 832 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,596 DO YOU THINK THE OTHER KIDS ARE GONNA LIKE ME ? 833 00:53:51,629 --> 00:53:55,266 HEY, YOU'RE TIGHT WITH ME, YOU'RE TIGHT WITH THEM. THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU. 834 00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,537 YEAH, IT IS. IT'S A PURPLE ONE. 835 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,772 BIGGER, MAN. HEY, LOU. 836 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:07,778 - HEY, LOUIE. - HEY. I BROUGHT JACK. HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE. 837 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:10,381 - HE'S NOT A FREAK. 838 00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:12,383 - YOU SAID HE WAS A FREAK. - YEAH. 839 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,818 I SAID WRONG, RIGHT ? 840 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:15,586 GET OVER IT. HE'S COOL. 841 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,722 HE KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT HOOPS. 842 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:21,659 AND HE DID ME A FAVOR TODAY. HERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 843 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:27,632 LOOK WHAT HE PICKED UP ON THE WAY OVER. HUH ? 844 00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:30,435 - EH, EH. 845 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:33,804 NO WAY. WAY ! WALKED RIGHT INTO THE STORE, PICKED IT UP. 846 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,406 NO FEAR OR NOTHIN'. 847 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,376 MY MAN'S THE MAN. THAT IS WAY COOL. 848 00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:43,681 WISH I WAS A FREAK. HEY, LAY OFF THE FREAK STUFF, ALL RIGHT ? 849 00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:47,318 JACK'S COOL. WE GOTTA LET HIM KICK IT WITH US. 850 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:51,021 IF HE WALKS, THE PENTHOUSE WALKS TOO. 851 00:54:51,055 --> 00:54:53,491 BYE, BOYS. * 852 00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:55,426 OKAY, HE CAN HANG. * 853 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:59,096 BUT IF HE WEIRDS OUT OR ANYTHING, HE'S HISTORY, OKAY ? 854 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,632 WAIT A SECOND. LOOK, SEE THE MAXIMUM WEIGHT UP HERE. 855 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,034 I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 150 POUNDS UP HERE. IT'LL NEVER HOLD. 856 00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:08,739 EDDIE. TWO WORDS. PENT HOUSE. HE'S COMIN' UP, SO-- 857 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:25,656 GUYS, THIS IS JACK. 858 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,630 OH, MAN, I GOT A BAD HIP PROBLEM. 859 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:36,066 SORRY. WATCH THE TV. 860 00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,402 COME ON ! 861 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:39,604 COME ON ! WATCH OUT, OKAY ? 862 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,105 SORRY. 863 00:55:41,138 --> 00:55:43,841 - TAKE IT EASY. 864 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,911 WATCH THE LAMP ! 865 00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,547 - COME ON, MAN ! - SIT DOWN. 866 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:52,650 SIT DOWN ALREADY. SIT DOWN. 867 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,552 THIS WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 868 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,421 COME ON. EASY. THIS TREE HOUSE IS FOUR YEARS OLD. 869 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:58,055 I WANT IT TO LIVE TILL TEN. PLEASE. 870 00:55:58,088 --> 00:56:01,392 HEY, JACK, UH, SO, YOU BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE ? YEAH. 871 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:05,396 BUY 'EM ALL THE TIME. 872 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:08,499 WHAT ABOUT HUSTLER ? YOU GET HUSTLER ? IF YOU WANT IT. 873 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:10,835 SWANK ? YEAH. 874 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:15,606 THAT AND, UH, YOU KNOW, ALL THE GROWNUP STUFF... 875 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,743 THAT ONLY GROWNUPS CAN READ. 876 00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,712 COOL. AND THEY DON'T GIVE YOU NO TROUBLE IN BUYING ONE ? 877 00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,914 I MEAN, LIKE, THEY DON'T ASK FOR I.D. ? 878 00:56:23,948 --> 00:56:27,585 NO. YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T SHAVE FOR A DAY AND THEN I LOOK LIKE I'M 50. 879 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:32,457 HEY, UH, JACK, MIND IF I LOOK AT THE PENTHOUSE ? 880 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,592 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 881 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:38,529 SO YOU REALLY SHAVE, JACK ? OH, YEAH, YEAH. I STARTED WHEN I WAS FOUR. 882 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,064 OH, WOW. COOL. FEEL. 883 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,032 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SHAVING. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 884 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,634 SEE ANYTHING RIGHT THERE ? 885 00:56:43,668 --> 00:56:45,670 ANY WHISKERS AROUND THERE ? LET'S SEE. 886 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:49,073 YEAH, THERE'S MAYBE ONE THERE. 887 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,576 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ONE. OH, IF I WERE YOU, 888 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,079 I'D GROW LIKE A FU MANCHU THING OR MAYBE A GOAT. 889 00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:56,547 A GOAT ? LIKE A GOATEE. 890 00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:59,550 OH ! THAT'D BE BA-A-A-D. BA-A-A-D, DUDE. 891 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:04,589 BA-A-A-D, MAN. OOH, EDDIE. CHECK THIS OUT. 892 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,925 EXCUSE ME. THINK OUR MOMS LOOK LIKE THAT ? 893 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:11,061 NO, ONLY PENTHOUSE GIRLS LOOK LIKE THAT. 894 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,063 THEY'RE SPECIAL. 895 00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:16,467 I MEAN, LIKE, THEY COME FROM A SPECIAL PART OF THE COUNTRY OR SOMETHIN'. 896 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,068 SO HOW DO YA LIKE IT ? 897 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,771 IT'S GREAT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO HERE ALL NIGHT ? 898 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,241 ANYTHING WE WANT. 899 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,143 HEY, JACK, EVER GET A BONER ? 900 00:57:29,514 --> 00:57:32,483 YOU KNOW, AN ERECTOR ? 901 00:57:32,517 --> 00:57:34,519 NOT YET. I'M HOPIN' TO GET ONE FOR CHRISTMAS. 902 00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:42,192 I WANT TO HEAR A MANLY RIP. SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. OH, WAIT. 903 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:45,262 WAIT, WAIT. OH, JUST WARMIN' UP. JUST CLEARIN' MY THROAT. 904 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,631 I FEEL IT DOWN BELOW. 905 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:52,503 THAT'S DISGUSTING ! 906 00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:56,574 ALMOST BLEW A SEAM ON MY PANTS. 907 00:57:56,607 --> 00:57:58,876 OH ! HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE ! OH, HERE YOU GO ! 908 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:01,646 CAN THIS ONE ! A REAL RECTAL ROCKET. OH, YES. 909 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,750 OUT, DEMON SPIRIT. 910 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:11,822 BINGO ! 911 00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:17,695 - GET IT OUTTA HERE. - THE EARTH IS RUMBLING. 7.5 ON THE PRICKTER SCALE. 912 00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:20,297 GIVE IT TO GEORGE. JACK POWELL, THE MANLY FARTER. 913 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:23,668 SMELL IT. IT'S GOT GOOD HANG TIME. GO, GEORGE. OH ! 914 00:58:23,701 --> 00:58:25,570 OH ! IT'S DEADLY ! NERVE GAS ! 915 00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:31,876 - WHOO ! FIRE DOWN BELOW ! - HE'S REVIVED. 916 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:33,744 HEY, FIRE IN THE HOLE, GUYS. CHECK IT OUT. 917 00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:38,148 OKAY, GUYS, HERE WE GO ! FLASHLIGHTS OFF, EVERYBODY. 918 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,550 OPEN IT. OPEN IT. READY ? 919 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:43,588 KAREN 920 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,592 JACK ? 921 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,027 NO. IT'S ME. 922 00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:55,199 WE'VE GOT TO BE THERE IN A HALF-HOUR. 923 00:58:57,702 --> 00:59:00,037 DON'T MAKE FUN. I NEVER WOULD. 924 00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:07,778 WE USUALLY COME IN HERE AND HAVE OUR LITTLE TALKS BEFORE BEDTIME. 925 00:59:07,812 --> 00:59:11,749 YOU FEEL TRADED IN FOR A BUNCH OF SPITTING, SWEARING TEN YEAR OLDS ? 926 00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:14,251 YEAH. STILL GOT ME, YOU KNOW. 927 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,630 IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS FOR EVERYBODY. 928 00:59:25,663 --> 00:59:29,033 YOU GIVE BIRTH TO 'EM, YOU CLOTHE 'EM, YOU FEED 'EM. 929 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:32,136 THEN ONE DAY YOU COME HOME, THEY'RE TEENAGERS. THEY HATE YOU FOR NO REASON. 930 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,905 WOULDN'T TALK TO YOU IF YOUR HAIR WAS ON FIRE. 931 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:39,243 I KNOW. 932 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:43,614 IT'S JUST IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT HE'S SLEPT AWAY FROM HOME. 933 00:59:43,648 --> 00:59:47,918 MEANING, WE'VE NEVER BEEN ALONE IN THE HOUSE BEFORE. 934 00:59:49,787 --> 00:59:51,088 UH-OH. 935 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:55,025 I THINK IT'S NICE BEING THE ONLY SIZE 11 SHOE UNDER OUR BED. 936 01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,269 OH, I JUST HOPE HE'S OKAY. 937 01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:06,971 WOW ! I THINK I GOT ANOTHER ONE IN ME ! 938 01:00:09,707 --> 01:00:11,141 NO ! WE NEED MORE KETCHUP ! 939 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,812 - MAGGOT SOUP. - THYME. 940 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:16,146 FART JUICE. 941 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,949 - FART JUICE. - JACK, YOU'D BETTER EAT THIS. 942 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,252 EAT IT ALL. OOF ! 943 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:23,921 - YOU BETTER EAT THIS. - MIX IT UP. 944 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,289 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? 945 01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:28,793 - SARDINES ! 946 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:32,096 - NO, I CAN'T DO IT. OH, NO, NO, DON'T PUT THAT IN. - GO, GO, GO ! 947 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,431 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! WORMS ? 948 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,934 GO, GO, GO ! DON'T ADD THE WORM. 949 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,870 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! - GO ON ! 950 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:43,273 I'M GONNA PUKE. NO, NO, NO, NO ! 951 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,875 OH, PLEASE, NO. GO, GO, GO, GO ! 952 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,977 NO ! NO ! YEAH ! YEAH ! 953 01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,946 DON'T PUT MY HAND IN IT ! NO ! 954 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,682 - OH ! 955 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,200 WATCH OUT ! HE'S GONNA SPEW ! 956 01:01:11,802 --> 01:01:12,903 I'M WARNING YOU ! 957 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:19,176 WOW. NOT BAD. 958 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:31,321 HEY, JACK. HEY, LOUIS. 959 01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:34,091 LET US UP. PLEASE ? I WANNA SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE UP THERE. 960 01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:35,993 WILL YOU GUYS HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND ? 961 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,028 WE JUST WANNA CLEAN THE PLACE UP A LITTLE BIT, OKAY ? 962 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:40,998 SEE ? HE'S GONNA LET US UP. HE'S NOT GONNA LET US UP. 963 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,167 DID YOU HEAR THE WAY HE SAID IT ? 964 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:47,872 BOYS DO NOT CLEAN UP ! "LET US CLEAN IT UP A LITTLE BIT." 965 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:50,941 YEAH, RIGHT. I'LL BET YOU. WATCH. 966 01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:53,377 NO GIRLS ALLOWED ! 967 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:56,513 - OH, DANG ! - DIRECT HIT ! 968 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:06,757 LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT. 969 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:10,795 HEY, ED, ARE YOU DR. KEVORKIAN ? 970 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:12,362 YEAH. AH. 971 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,031 PEPPERMINTS. PEPPERMINTS. 972 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:15,966 POM-POM. POM-POMS. 973 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,902 POWER BAR. POWER BAR. 974 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:19,403 PEZ. PEZ. 975 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:21,105 AND PEANUTS. PEANUTS. 976 01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:26,376 - UH, PENTHOUSE. - OKAY, AND A PENTHOUSE. 977 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:29,546 JACK DO YOU READ ME ? COME IN. 978 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,382 TEN-FOUR. WE HAVE LIFTOFF. I HAVE THE PENTHOUSE. 979 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,452 DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF THE POPE ? IT'S JUST A "P." 980 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,458 YOU GUYS, I BROUGHT A FRIEND. 981 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:43,493 OKAY ? 982 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:58,442 THIS IS MR. WOODRUFF. 983 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,813 ARE YOU TEN TOO ? 984 01:03:02,847 --> 01:03:05,950 UH, WELL, IF YOU ASK MY WIFE. 985 01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:09,553 NO, I'M AFRAID I'M JUST A REGULAR, GARDEN VARIETY, OLD FART. 986 01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,892 I MEAN, THIS TREE HOUSE WASN'T MADE FOR-- 987 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:15,893 WHAT ? 988 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:20,865 IT WON'T HOLD, YOU KNOW-- THE, UH-- THE, UH-- 989 01:03:24,969 --> 01:03:28,538 WELL, NOW, THIS PLACE IS A LOT HIPPER THAN I THOUGHT. 990 01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:33,077 NO, IT ISN'T. SO-- 991 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,980 SO I HEAR YOU'RE A GOOD TUTOR. 992 01:03:36,013 --> 01:03:38,983 WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO BLOW MY OWN HORN, BUT, UH-- 993 01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:44,154 YOU KNOW, TWIN CHEEKS. LET ONE FLY. RECTAL ROCKET. 994 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,560 I'M AFRAID, BOYS, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. 995 01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:52,963 SOME OF MY PARTS ARE ROTTEN. 996 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:55,632 COME ON. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE A GOOD "TOOTER." 997 01:03:55,665 --> 01:04:00,037 I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO CHASE WHOLE FAMILIES AWAY. 998 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:04,474 YOU MEAN YOU'RE BETTER THAN JACK ? I TAUGHT JACK. 999 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,376 OH ! OH ! 1000 01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:10,047 FELLAS NO, THIS IS ENOUGH. 1001 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,648 - NO. 1002 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,350 A LITTLE TABASCO COMIN' IN. FELLAS. 1003 01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,085 * 1004 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,421 I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. 1005 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,589 DID YOU EAT THIS, JACK ? YEAH. 1006 01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:22,026 EVERYBODY HAS TO. IT'S GOOD ! 1007 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:22,993 DID YOU EAT IT REALLY ? MM-HMM. 1008 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:26,496 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! 1009 01:04:26,530 --> 01:04:29,566 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ! 1010 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:34,538 GO, GO, GO ! I LOVE YOU, MAN ! 1011 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:40,044 - OH, NO ! 1012 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,952 YOU'RE IN. 1013 01:04:47,985 --> 01:04:50,020 THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE IN THE CLUB. 1014 01:04:50,054 --> 01:04:52,089 *HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT 1015 01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:55,459 WAIT. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A COOL SONG ? THIS IS A COOL SONG. 1016 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:58,528 *HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A COOL SONG. 1017 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:02,232 *JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE WHY'S EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKIN' ON-- * 1018 01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:03,700 *YOU KNOW THE PARTS *BA-ROOM 1019 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:07,371 *BEEP, BEEP, BA, BA BOOM, BOOM, BOOM * *BA-ROOM 1020 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:11,008 *I SMELL SMOKE IN THE AUDITORIUM * *BA-ROOM 1021 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:14,011 *CHARLEY BROWN *CHARLEY BROWN 1022 01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:16,713 *YEAH, HE'S A CLOWN *CHARLEY BROWN 1023 01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,083 *THAT CHARLEY BROWN *BOO, DA, BO 1024 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:23,087 *HE'S GONNA GET CAUGHT JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE * 1025 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:26,991 *WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKIN' ON ME * 1026 01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:31,028 *WHO'S ALWAYS WRITIN' ON THE WALL * 1027 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:34,598 *WHO'S ALWAYS GOOFIN' IN THE HALL * 1028 01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:37,667 *WHO'S ALWAYS THROWIN' SPITBALLS * 1029 01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:39,103 *GUESS WHO 1030 01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:40,971 - *WHO, ME - *YEAH, YOU 1031 01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:42,973 - WATCH OUT ! - NO, NO. 1032 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:48,645 WAIT A SECOND, PEOPLE. WE'RE AT THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT HERE ! 1033 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:51,982 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG, EDDIE. YOU'RE PARANOID. 1034 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,251 - *CHARLEY BROWN 1035 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,585 EVERYBODY, STAY CALM. 1036 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,655 WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? NO, NO. NO ! 1037 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,091 - OH ! - EVERYBODY, STAY CALM ! 1038 01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:42,199 OH ! OH, GUYS. 1039 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:46,103 - STAY CALM. - I TOLD YOU SO. I TOLD YOU SO. 1040 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:51,208 - WE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED ! - *WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS FALLIN' ON ME * 1041 01:06:51,241 --> 01:06:53,177 AND SPEAKING OF THE MAYOR, IT'S CERTAINLY GOING TO BE... 1042 01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,911 A BUSY DAY FOR HIM TODAY. 1043 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:58,815 HE'LL BE ATTENDING THE OPENING CEREMONIES OF THE NEW PUBLIC LIBRARY. 1044 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:02,486 AND BY THE WAY, WE INVITE YOU TO STOP BY AND ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES THERE. 1045 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,088 BE SURE TO BRING ALONG THE KIDS IF YOU CAN. 1046 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:07,324 LATER ON, THE MAYOR WILL BE MEETING WITH THE CITY COUNCIL. 1047 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:10,394 AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE A PRESS CONFERENCE-- 1048 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:16,333 THEN AT APPROXIMATELY 12:00 NOON, ST. ANTHONY'S CHURCH... 1049 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,668 WILL BE HOLDING THEIR ANNUAL AUCTION FUND-RAISER-- 1050 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,671 JACK, HONEY ! IT'S 8:15. 1051 01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:24,508 THEY INVITE YOU TO STOP BY AND PUSHING IT. 1052 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,210 [ Radio Continues, Indistinct ] 1053 01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:38,088 WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO GET MARRIED WHEN I'M 28. 1054 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:43,360 BECAUSE IF YOU GET MARRIED BEFORE THAT, STATISTICS SAY THAT YOU'LL BE DIVORCED. 1055 01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:48,532 HOWEVER, I FEEL IF I WAIT TILL MY LATE TWENTIES, I CAN FOOL STATISTICS... 1056 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,135 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH MY HUSBAND, 1057 01:07:51,168 --> 01:07:54,138 WHO WILL ALSO BE OVER 28. 1058 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:56,873 WHAT DO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP ? I WANT TO BE-- 1059 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,475 ...AND DELIVER BABIES. ALIVE. 1060 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,110 WE GET THE PICTURE, GEORGE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1061 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:03,580 HEY, JACK. 1062 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:07,651 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY ? NOTHIN'. 1063 01:08:07,684 --> 01:08:10,254 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1064 01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,189 GOTTA STAY AND ASK MISS MARQUEZ SOMETHING. 1065 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,125 YOU WANT ME TO STICK AROUND ? 1066 01:08:15,159 --> 01:08:16,326 YEAH, BUT I'LL SEE YA DOWNSTAIRS. 1067 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:18,662 GOOD LUCK. 1068 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:21,598 YOU STUD, YOU. 1069 01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:28,472 BYE, MISS MARQUEZ. BYE-BYE. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1070 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:30,374 BYE, MISS MARQUEZ. BYE. 1071 01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:36,213 JACK, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 1072 01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:44,221 JACK, DO YOU FEEL OKAY ? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? 1073 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:46,523 MM-HMM. OKAY. 1074 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,440 I KNOW YOU LIKE 'EM. 1075 01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:04,941 I SAVED ALL THE RED GUMMI BEARS. 1076 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,511 TOOK A LONG TIME TO GET A WHOLE BAG. 1077 01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:12,449 WELL, THIS IS VERY SWEET OF YOU, JACK. THANK YOU. 1078 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,418 SO I'M A NICE GUY, HUH ? 1079 01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:18,188 YOU'RE A VERY NICE YOUNG MAN, YES. 1080 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,226 MISS MARQUEZ ? 1081 01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:26,663 I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE, IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO, 1082 01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:29,266 THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME. 1083 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,337 IT'D BE REALLY, REALLY FUN. 1084 01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:34,504 OH, JACKIE. 1085 01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:39,609 SO YOU WANT TO GO ? MY MOM WILL DRIVE US. 1086 01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:44,248 JACK, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO WITH ME. I'M AN OLD LADY. 1087 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:47,717 BUT THAT'S WHY. THAT'S WHY I WANNA GO WITH YA. 1088 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:51,288 I CAN'T GO WITH THE GIRLS MY AGE, BECAUSE I LOOK SO MUCH OLDER THAN THEM. 1089 01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:54,424 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 1090 01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,629 OH, JACKIE. JACK. 1091 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,767 YOU ARE STILL A VERY YOUNG MAN... 1092 01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:05,635 UP HERE. 1093 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:13,677 I-- I KNOW I LOOK CLOSER TO YOUR AGE THAN THE GIRLS IN CLASS. 1094 01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:15,545 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 1095 01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:18,214 SO WHAT TIME SHOULD MY MOM AND I PICK YA UP ? 1096 01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:27,257 JACK, YOU ARE MY STUDENT. 1097 01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:31,428 AND I'M YOUR TEACHER. 1098 01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:34,598 AND TEACHERS AND STUDENTS DON'T GO TO DANCES TOGETHER. 1099 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,401 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ? PLEASE ? 1100 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:42,606 NO. 1101 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,042 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 1102 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,278 IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT. 1103 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,581 DO YA UNDERSTAND ? 1104 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,518 OH, JACKIE, DON'T. 1105 01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:58,455 OH, JACK. I'M OKAY. 1106 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:03,427 JACK WAIT. 1107 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:06,496 JACK, COME BACK. LET'S TALK ! I DON'T WANNA TALK. 1108 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,665 JACK, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE. 1109 01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:11,535 OW. 1110 01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:16,373 OW. 1111 01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:27,417 JACK ? IT HURTS. 1112 01:11:27,451 --> 01:11:30,587 SOMEBODY HELP US ! SOMEBODY HELP ! 1113 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:33,457 SOMETHING'S WRONG. HOLD ON. 1114 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:36,693 SOMEBODY HELP ! SOMEBODY HELP ! 1115 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:39,329 MISS MARQUEZ ! JACK'S HURT ! 1116 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:45,335 EXCUSE ME. MISS ? NURSE, WHICH WAY'S INTENSIVE CARE ? 1117 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:47,704 DOWN THE HALL, FIRST LEFT AND UP THE STAIRS. OKAY. 1118 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:56,480 I THINK WHAT HAPPENED HERE IS THE RESULT OF SEVERE STRAIN. 1119 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:58,382 SO IT WASN'T A HEART ATTACK ? 1120 01:11:58,415 --> 01:12:00,083 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 1121 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:05,021 THIS IS A FORM OF ARTERIOSCLEROSIS OR ANGINA. 1122 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:09,793 BUT JACK'S SITUATION IS UNIQUE. 1123 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:11,995 HONEY, THAT'S YOUR HEART. IS IT OKAY ? 1124 01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,830 HIS 40-YEAR-OLD HEART IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO KEEP UP-- 1125 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,966 YOU CAN WAIT FOR YOUR PARENTS HERE. THEY'LL BE A FEW MORE MINUTES. 1126 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,503 THAT COMBINED WITH HIS RAPID GROWTH HAS CAUSED A GREAT DEAL... 1127 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,571 OF WEAR AND TEAR ON HIS HEART. CAN I HAVE A SUCKER ? 1128 01:12:21,605 --> 01:12:24,007 HIS INTERNAL CLOCK IS RUNNING OUT. 1129 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:29,913 THE PHYSICAL SIGNS OF AGING ARE GOING TO OCCUR MORE QUICKLY. 1130 01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:32,382 HIS BODY IS WORKING OVERTIME. 1131 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:36,786 LITTLE THINGS THAT WE TAKE FOR GRANTED ARE GONNA AFFECT HIM TRULY. 1132 01:13:05,649 --> 01:13:06,716 HEY. 1133 01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:11,988 GO ON. HEY. 1134 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,173 [ Train Whistle Blowing In The Distance ] 1135 01:13:34,844 --> 01:13:38,482 HOW DO YOU FEEL, JACKIE ? I'M OKAY. 1136 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:45,455 LOUIS JUST CALLED FOR YOU. HE SAID HE HOPES YOU FEEL BETTER. 1137 01:13:45,489 --> 01:13:48,658 I TOLD HIM YOU'D CALL HIM BACK TOMORROW. 1138 01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:52,496 - YOU NEED YOUR REST. 1139 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:59,068 HERE. WHAT'S THAT ? 1140 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,771 IT'S FOR YOU. A SURPRISE ? 1141 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:07,110 OH, THANKS. 1142 01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:12,181 HONEY-- 1143 01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:14,017 OH. 1144 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:21,591 WE DON'T EVER WANT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. ME TOO. 1145 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:25,529 SO, WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE BEFORE YOU STARTED SCHOOL. 1146 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:31,000 NO. 1147 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:34,237 HEY, REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE HAD ? NO. 1148 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,575 NO. NO ! NO ! 1149 01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,145 IT WASN'T FUN ! 1150 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,517 JACK, IT'S-- IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 1151 01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:49,786 WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS ? WHAT ABOUT LOUIE ? 1152 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:52,656 WHAT ABOUT GEORGE ? WHAT ABOUT JOHN 1153 01:14:52,689 --> 01:14:56,125 WELL, HONEY, THEY'LL COME, AND THEY'LL VISIT WITH YOU. 1154 01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:59,729 MR. WOODRUFF WILL COME. MOM, MOM. 1155 01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:02,165 I WANT TO BE WITH MY FRIENDS. I WANT TO BE OUTSIDE. 1156 01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,634 HONEY, PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT. OH ! 1157 01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,069 HONEY. PLEASE, MOM. PLEASE. 1158 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:09,138 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN. COME ON. 1159 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,575 HEY. HEY, REMEMBER-- 1160 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:15,679 *BUTTON UP YOUR OVERCOAT WHEN THE WIND BLOWS FREE * 1161 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:19,082 *TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF YOU BELONG TO ME * 1162 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,618 NO, I DON'T. 1163 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,656 DAD ! 1164 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:34,197 DAD ! 1165 01:15:37,133 --> 01:15:38,702 DAD. 1166 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:42,205 HEY. PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME STAY HOME. 1167 01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:47,577 I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL. PLEASE ! LET ME GO BACK. 1168 01:15:47,611 --> 01:15:50,847 DON'T MAKE ME BE ALONE. 1169 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,816 PLEASE, DAD, PLEASE. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1170 01:15:53,650 --> 01:15:56,853 PLEASE ! PLEASE ! PLEASE. 1171 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:59,122 OKAY. 1172 01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:03,226 JACKIE. YOU'RE MY BOY. MY LITTLE BOY. 1173 01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:07,731 OH ! JACKIE. 1174 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:09,899 OH, PLEASE. 1175 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:11,300 OH, PLEASE. 1176 01:16:25,749 --> 01:16:28,652 I-I'M JUST SAYIN' THAT WE CAN'T BE AFRAID. 1177 01:16:28,685 --> 01:16:31,788 AFRAID THAT HE'LL FALL DOWN. 1178 01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:34,390 AFRAID THAT HE'LL HURT HIMSELF... 1179 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,925 OR ANOTHER KID. 1180 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:41,197 AFRAID TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY. 1181 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:44,300 BRIAN, YOU KNOW WE CAN'T DO THAT. 1182 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:47,303 NO, I DON'T KNOW THAT. 1183 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:49,238 YOU KNOW ANOTHER BABY MIGHT BE LIKE-- 1184 01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:50,707 NO, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING OF THE SORT, 1185 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:53,142 AND THE DOCTORS NEVER TOLD US ANYTHING OF THE SORT. 1186 01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:56,813 HON, TEN YEARS AGO, WHEN WE HAD JACK, 1187 01:16:56,846 --> 01:17:00,316 WE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE THE FIRST OF THREE OR FOUR. 1188 01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:02,786 IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT IT. 1189 01:17:02,819 --> 01:17:05,288 SOONER OR LATER WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, HON. 1190 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:13,663 NICE SET OF WHEELS YOU GOT THERE, BOY. 1191 01:17:14,731 --> 01:17:18,802 YOU OKAY ? 1192 01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:20,369 YOU OKAY ? 1193 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:27,110 HERE. HAVE ANOTHER HIT OFF THIS. IT'LL HELP YOU. 1194 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,145 OH. DON'T WASTE IT. 1195 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,814 CHECK YOUR BIKE, BUDDY. 1196 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:37,020 *AH, BABY, I REALIZED 1197 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,824 *THAT I'M TRYING 1198 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,826 *TRYING TO FORGET YOU 1199 01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:45,328 HEY ! WATCH IT, ASSHOLE. EXCUSE ME. 1200 01:17:45,361 --> 01:17:48,732 *WITH TEARS BOOGER BREATH. 1201 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:51,801 SO HE STARTS THIS MINIMALIST-- YOU EVER HEAR OF THIS MINIMALIST JOKE ? 1202 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:54,871 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. I'M SUPPOSED TO LAUGH. 1203 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:58,174 HERE'S ONE. KNOCK. KNOCK ? 1204 01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:01,410 THIS IS THE JOKE. KNOCK 1205 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:05,882 THAT'S IT. THIS GUY COMES IN HERE. HE ASKS FOR Q-TIPS. 1206 01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:08,885 WE CAN'T EVEN GIVE ASPIRIN. I THINK HE'S KIDDING. THIS A JOKE ? 1207 01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:12,455 HE GETS MAD AT ME 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE Q-TIPS. THIS IS NO DRUGSTORE. WHAT ? 1208 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:16,359 COOL. 1209 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:28,704 WHAT ? WHAT DO YOU WANT ? 1210 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,844 I'LL HAVE A... 1211 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:37,380 SHIRLEY TEMPLE WITH EXTRA "MARCIANO" CHERRIES. 1212 01:18:38,982 --> 01:18:40,383 MARASCHINO. 1213 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,052 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. MARASCHINO. 1214 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,457 WHY DON'T YOU GET HIM A MADONNA ? YOU KNOW WHAT A MADONNA IS ? 1215 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:50,326 NO. A SHIRLEY TEMPLE WITHOUT THE CHERRY. 1216 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,500 BRING HIM ONE OF THESE, WILL YA ? I'M PAULIE. HOW'S IT HANGIN' ? 1217 01:18:59,102 --> 01:19:02,171 OKAY. MY NAME'S JACK. ALL RIGHT. TO JACK. 1218 01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:04,440 GO AHEAD. 1219 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,478 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. TO PAULIE. 1220 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:11,380 YEAH. COME ON. KNOCK IT BACK, WILL YA ? 1221 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:12,916 HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID. I'M NO KID ! 1222 01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:15,952 ALL RIGHT. 1223 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:23,492 YOU LIKE THAT ? GETS THE BUGS OUTTA YOUR NOSE. YEAH. 1224 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:27,496 SO SHE SAYS TO ME-- SHE SAYS, "I WANT TO SPANK YOU NOW." 1225 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,266 OH, NO. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? 1226 01:19:30,299 --> 01:19:32,068 NO. SPANK ME. 1227 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:34,503 PAULIE, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY. OH, YEAH. 1228 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:38,307 OH, PAULIE WAS BAD. BAD ? OH, WOW. WHAT DID YA DO ? 1229 01:19:40,009 --> 01:19:42,345 WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS LED TO THAT, 1230 01:19:42,378 --> 01:19:45,949 AND I-I-I ENDED UP GOIN' LIMP. 1231 01:19:45,982 --> 01:19:48,117 YOU HURT YOUR LEG ? YEAH. 1232 01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:52,021 I COULDN'T GET IT STARTED. AND I'M STUCK THERE IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT... 1233 01:19:52,055 --> 01:19:54,090 AS LIMP AS A WET NOODLE. IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY ? 1234 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:58,261 HUMILIATED BEYOND BELIEF, BEYOND REPAIR. 1235 01:19:58,294 --> 01:20:03,132 WOW. EVER HAPPEN TO YOU ? LOTS. 1236 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:07,136 OH, CHRIST. OH, MAN. OH, GOD. IT IS A PITY. 1237 01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:11,140 WELL, WHAT CAN I TELL YA, MAN ? 1238 01:20:11,174 --> 01:20:14,343 YOU MARRIED MAN, JACK NOT YET. 1239 01:20:14,377 --> 01:20:15,845 "NOT YET." 1240 01:20:15,879 --> 01:20:17,947 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. DON'T GIVE THAT UP. 1241 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,285 YEAH, MINE, UH, MINE THREW ME OUT... 1242 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:26,322 WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY LITTLE ESCAPADES. 1243 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:29,125 SHE WANTED TO TAKE ME BACK, BUT I SAID-- I SAID NO. 1244 01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:33,396 I SAID, "NO, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE." 1245 01:20:33,429 --> 01:20:36,165 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT, ISN'T IT ? IT'S ALL ABOUT CHANGE. 1246 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,002 YEAH. 1247 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:42,005 GOD, I'LL TELL YA, 1248 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:44,340 IT IS GOD'S CRUEL TRICK, JACK. 1249 01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:48,144 FIRST YOU START LOSIN' YOUR HAIR. YEAH. 1250 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,346 THEN IT STARTS GROWIN' ON YOUR BACK. ON YOUR BACK ! YEAH. 1251 01:20:50,379 --> 01:20:53,516 LIKE THAT. OUT OF YOUR NOSE. LOOK AT THAT. 1252 01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:55,484 AND YOUR EARS. YOUR EARS, YEAH. 1253 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:57,520 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ? 1254 01:20:57,553 --> 01:21:00,556 YOUR EYEBROWS START GROWIN' ALL OUT OF WHACK. 1255 01:21:00,589 --> 01:21:03,927 NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE WALKIN' AROUND LIKE SOME BALD GORILLA. 1256 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:07,496 THEY CALL YOU FREAK. 1257 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:10,967 BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE PUSHIN' UP THE DAISIES AT SOME DEPRESSING CEMETERY. 1258 01:21:16,973 --> 01:21:18,507 OOH ! 1259 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:23,179 WOW. NOW THERE IS A SAD STORY FOR YA. 1260 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:24,547 I KNOW HER. YEAH, YA DO ? 1261 01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:28,051 YEAH. HUSBAND RAN OUT ON HER AND THE KIDS COUPLE OF YEARS BACK. 1262 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:29,919 KID. HAVEN'T SEEN HER... 1263 01:21:29,953 --> 01:21:31,487 SINCE, I GUESS. 1264 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:35,891 BET YOU COULD CRACK WALNUTS ON HER ASS TOO. 1265 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:49,072 HEY, GO FOR IT, BIG JACK. HI, BOYS. 1266 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,106 HI, D.D. 1267 01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:57,346 OH ! 1268 01:21:58,982 --> 01:22:02,318 PRINCIPAL POWELL ! 1269 01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:05,955 I'M SO SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 1270 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:10,559 OH, WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1271 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:14,230 NICE TO SEE YOU. IT'S NICE TO SEE SOMEONE I KNOW. 1272 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:20,403 OH, WELL, THAT'S A NICE THING TO SAY. HOW YOU DOING ? 1273 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:23,306 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. ME TOO. 1274 01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,976 BELIEVE ME. THAT WASN'T THE FIRST MATCHBOOK I EVER PASSED OUT. 1275 01:22:30,146 --> 01:22:34,517 MMM. OOH. THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. WANNA GO DANCE ? 1276 01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:37,186 OKAY. 1277 01:22:40,156 --> 01:22:40,956 OH. 1278 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:45,628 MMM, SO GALLANT. YOU MAN, YOU. 1279 01:22:45,661 --> 01:22:49,765 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE-DO 1280 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:53,102 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE-DO 1281 01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:56,205 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE-DO 1282 01:22:56,239 --> 01:22:59,175 *SHOO-DO, SHOO-BE WHOA * 1283 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:04,780 *IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT * 1284 01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:07,116 I LIKE YOU. *I HELD YOU 1285 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:10,786 YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM A LOT OF THE MEN I KNOW. 1286 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:13,056 AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES YOU ? 1287 01:23:13,089 --> 01:23:18,061 MY LOUIE. HE'S A GREAT JUDGE OF CHARACTER. 1288 01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:20,663 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GETS IT FROM. 1289 01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:26,269 OF COURSE, HE HATES EVERYBODY THAT I USUALLY GO FOR. 1290 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,139 I LIKE A BURLY GUY. 1291 01:23:30,173 --> 01:23:32,108 OH, HONEY. 1292 01:23:33,442 --> 01:23:35,644 MMM ! 1293 01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:39,115 I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU, MISTER. 1294 01:23:39,148 --> 01:23:42,685 *THE STARS WERE BRIGHT ABOVE * 1295 01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:45,321 *I REMEMBER 1296 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:51,227 *I'LL HOPE AND I'LL PRAY 1297 01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:57,266 *TO KEEP YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE * 1298 01:23:57,300 --> 01:23:59,835 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? GOTTA GO. 1299 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:02,071 WHY 1300 01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,840 YOU'RE LOUIE'S MOM. I GOTTA GO. 1301 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:07,776 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO PERFECT, HONEY. 1302 01:24:07,810 --> 01:24:11,080 I'M LOUIE'S MOM, AND YOU'RE LOUIE'S PRINCIPAL. 1303 01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:13,482 *IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT 1304 01:24:16,119 --> 01:24:17,286 - HEY ! WATCH IT ! - HEY ! HEY ! WATCH IT ! 1305 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:18,787 WHOA ! YOU ! 1306 01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:21,090 THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU 1307 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:24,860 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 1308 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:27,296 WHERE ARE YOU GOIN', MAN ? I WANT AN APOLOGY. 1309 01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:30,433 I'M SORRY. NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH. 1310 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:33,469 "SORRY." WELL, I SAID, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1311 01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:35,571 GEEZ, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ? WHAT ? ARE YOU TOTALLY HYPER OR SOMETHING ? 1312 01:24:35,604 --> 01:24:37,240 TOO MUCH SUGAR ? 1313 01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:38,441 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? YOU'RE PRETTY SMART ? 1314 01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:40,443 YEAH, I DO GOOD IN EVERYTHING EXCEPT SOCIAL STUDIES. 1315 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:43,479 STUDIES ? HOW'D YOU LIKE TO STUDY MY FIST ? 1316 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:46,615 HEY, HEY, HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE, ASSHOLE ! COME ON, MR. POWELL. 1317 01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:48,484 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN ? 1318 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:50,453 YOU GOTTA LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE STAND UP FOR YOU ? 1319 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,555 COME ON. JUST LET'S GO. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, MISTER ? 1320 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:56,259 YOU GOT THE "ZACKLY" DISEASE. WHAT'S THAT ? 1321 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:58,794 IT'S WHERE YOUR MOUTH SMELLS "ZACKLY" LIKE YOUR BUTT ! 1322 01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:01,130 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ? FROM LOUIS ? HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT. 1323 01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:03,266 COME ON. LET'S JUST GO. AND YOU'RE A LOSER ! 1324 01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:05,268 OH, YEAH ? LOSERS SAY, "WHAT ?" WHAT ? 1325 01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:08,404 LOSER ! RUBBER GLUE STICKS TO YOU ! GOT HIM ! 1326 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,340 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? THIS GUY IS VERY TOUGH. STOP WITH THIS. LET'S GO. 1327 01:25:11,374 --> 01:25:14,277 I'M A LOSER, BUT YOU'RE A SON OF A BITCH ! 1328 01:25:14,310 --> 01:25:16,412 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT. YOU CUSSED ! 1329 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:18,147 OH, YOU SAID THE "B" WORD. 1330 01:25:18,181 --> 01:25:20,616 OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. YOU REALLY ARE. 1331 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:22,518 TROUBLE ? 1332 01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:26,789 HERE'S SOME TROUBLE ! COME ON. COME ON, PRINCIPAL-- 1333 01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:32,661 OH, MY GOD ! ARE YOU OKAY ? YOU ALL RIGHT ? 1334 01:25:34,297 --> 01:25:35,264 YOU OKAY ? LOOK OUT ! 1335 01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:40,669 PAULIE ! HUH ? 1336 01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:42,671 PAULIE ! OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1337 01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:44,507 HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 1338 01:25:48,344 --> 01:25:51,614 MR. POWELL, PUT YOUR FEET ON THE MARKS ON THE FLOOR. 1339 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,683 NOW LOOK UP AT THE CAMERA. HOLD THE PLAQUE CHIN HIGH. 1340 01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:58,687 NOW TURN TO YOUR RIGHT. 1341 01:26:04,393 --> 01:26:05,594 JACK POWELL. 1342 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:09,198 YOUR BAIL'S POSTED, PAL. 1343 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:13,336 COME ON. 1344 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:26,282 LET'S GET YOUR STUFF HERE AND YOU CAN GO. 1345 01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:31,687 WE'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD, A POCKET KNIFE, 1346 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,990 SPIDER-MAN WATCH, PEZ DISPENSER. 1347 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:37,726 WHERE'S MY POG ? IT WAS THE SLAMMER. 1348 01:26:44,367 --> 01:26:49,204 IS MY MOM HERE ? OH, MR. POWELL, ARE YOU OKAY ? 1349 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,676 HEY, BUDDY BOY. TAKE CARE. 1350 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:56,011 THEY WERE PRETTY SHOCKED TO HEAR THEY ARRESTED THE PRINCIPAL, 1351 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,580 BUT THEY LET YOU GO. 1352 01:27:13,596 --> 01:27:15,264 SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT. 1353 01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:16,899 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 1354 01:27:20,636 --> 01:27:22,305 MMM. 1355 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,475 THAT EYE IS JUST LIKE LOUIS, 1356 01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:29,278 SO YOUNG LOOKING. 1357 01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:32,915 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE STRANGEST THING. 1358 01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:36,952 WHAT KIND OF EYE CREAM DO YOU USE ? 1359 01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:39,288 CAN I HAVE ABOUT A QUART ? 1360 01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:46,295 WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. 1361 01:27:46,329 --> 01:27:49,565 I'M GONNA LET YOU OUT OF MY CHARIOT. 1362 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:52,835 GOTTA BE GOING. THANKS FOR TAKING ME HOME. 1363 01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:05,548 GOOD NIGHT, MR. POWELL. 1364 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:13,416 HEY, MR. WOODRUFF ! HEY, KID ! 1365 01:29:13,449 --> 01:29:15,451 HI, MR. WOODRUFF. HOW YA DOIN', FELLAS ? 1366 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:20,556 HOW'S THE TREE HOUSE COMIN' ? 1367 01:29:20,589 --> 01:29:22,925 LOOKS LIKE MY ROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. 1368 01:29:22,958 --> 01:29:26,395 WE'RE JUST HANGIN', TRYIN' TO CATCH JACK. 1369 01:29:26,429 --> 01:29:29,498 JACK'S STILL A LITTLE TIRED, BOYS, AND HE'S SLEEPING. 1370 01:29:29,532 --> 01:29:32,535 I'LL TELL HIM YOU CAME BY. GIVE ME SOME SKIN, BOYS. 1371 01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:37,105 I'LL TAKE THIS UP TO JACK FOR YOU. 1372 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:39,374 BYE, MR. WOODRUFF. BYE, MRS. POWELL. 1373 01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:43,479 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1374 01:29:45,614 --> 01:29:48,083 HE'S BEEN IN HIS ROOM FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS. 1375 01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,786 MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO HIM. 1376 01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:52,788 HE'S VERY CONFUSED. 1377 01:29:52,821 --> 01:29:55,891 I THINK HE'S REALIZED HOW FRAGILE HIS LIFE IS. 1378 01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:00,896 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'M NOT THE ANSWER. 1379 01:30:00,929 --> 01:30:02,931 MAYBE HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1380 01:30:02,965 --> 01:30:05,100 HE CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1381 01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:07,503 THAT'S WHAT STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1382 01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:09,572 WE CAN'T RISK HIS HEALTH AGAIN. 1383 01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:13,442 JACK, MR. WOODRUFF'S HERE TO SEE YOU ! 1384 01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:19,448 HERE, GIVE ME THIS. 1385 01:30:22,485 --> 01:30:24,152 JACK, HONEY. 1386 01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:26,722 MR. WOODRUFF'S HERE TO SEE YOU. 1387 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:51,446 SO, WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU ANYMORE ? 1388 01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,852 WHY DO I HAVE TO LEARN STUFF I'M NEVER GONNA USE ? 1389 01:30:58,120 --> 01:30:59,421 THAT ISN'T WHY I'M TEACHING YOU, JACK. 1390 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:03,526 I'M TEACHING YOU SO YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING NEW, INTERESTING. 1391 01:31:03,559 --> 01:31:04,727 THAT'S ALL. 1392 01:31:05,861 --> 01:31:07,663 I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. 1393 01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:17,706 IS HE SICK ? 1394 01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:20,175 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1395 01:31:20,208 --> 01:31:23,111 THEN WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM ? YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM ? 1396 01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:25,514 HE'S AGING. IS HE COMING BACK ? 1397 01:31:27,883 --> 01:31:31,119 I WISH HE'D COME BACK. SO DO I. 1398 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,988 YEAH, SO DO I. 1399 01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:35,223 HEY, WE ALL DO. YEAH. YEAH. 1400 01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:49,672 WHAT'RE YOU DOING ? 1401 01:31:49,705 --> 01:31:50,973 GOING HOME. 1402 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:53,842 YOU BE BACK TOMORROW ? 1403 01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:57,680 THIS IS YOURS. YOU CAN'T QUIT. 1404 01:31:57,713 --> 01:31:59,615 I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF QUITTING. 1405 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:02,217 I CONSIDER MYSELF LOSING A STUDENT. 1406 01:32:03,786 --> 01:32:07,155 DO YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE TO TEACH CHILDREN, JACK ? 1407 01:32:07,189 --> 01:32:11,193 SO I DON'T GET SO REVVED UP IN BEING AN ADULT. 1408 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:12,227 SO I CAN REMEMBER THAT... 1409 01:32:12,260 --> 01:32:17,132 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT IN LIFE. 1410 01:32:19,201 --> 01:32:21,670 LIKE RIDING A BIKE. 1411 01:32:21,704 --> 01:32:23,739 PLAYING IN A TREE HOUSE. 1412 01:32:23,772 --> 01:32:26,709 SPLASHING IN WATER WITH GOOD SHOES ON. 1413 01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:34,016 AND YOU, MY FRIEND, 1414 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:37,285 WERE MY MOST SPECIAL STUDENT. 1415 01:32:37,319 --> 01:32:42,625 AND UNTIL RECENTLY, YOU WERE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN A STUDENT. 1416 01:32:42,658 --> 01:32:45,961 YOU WERE A SHOOTING STAR AMONGST ORDINARY STARS. 1417 01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:49,598 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHOOTING STAR, JACK ? 1418 01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:51,600 NO. 1419 01:32:51,634 --> 01:32:53,736 OH, IT'S-- IT'S WONDERFUL. 1420 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:56,304 IT PASSES QUICKLY, 1421 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:59,207 BUT WHILE IT'S HERE, IT JUST LIGHTS UP THE WHOLE SKY. 1422 01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:02,711 IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'D EVER WANT TO SEE. 1423 01:33:02,745 --> 01:33:06,749 SO BEAUTIFUL THAT THE OTHER STARS STOP... 1424 01:33:08,150 --> 01:33:09,484 AND WATCH. 1425 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:17,059 YOU ALMOST NEVER SEE ONE. WHY ? 1426 01:33:17,092 --> 01:33:19,594 'CAUSE THEY'RE VERY RARE, QUITE RARE. 1427 01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:22,631 BUT I SAW ONE. 1428 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:26,268 I DID. 1429 01:33:33,341 --> 01:33:35,610 I JUST WANNA BE A REGULAR STAR. 1430 01:33:39,748 --> 01:33:43,686 JACK, YOU'LL NEVER BE REGULAR. 1431 01:33:44,452 --> 01:33:46,154 YOU'RE SPECTACULAR. 1432 01:33:55,731 --> 01:33:57,232 MR. WOODRUFF ? 1433 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:33,101 EUREKA. 1434 01:34:38,106 --> 01:34:39,742 YO, MRS. POWELL ! 1435 01:34:40,776 --> 01:34:41,944 HEY, MRS. POWELL ! 1436 01:34:43,746 --> 01:34:45,714 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 1437 01:34:45,748 --> 01:34:47,082 JACK'S MOTHER ! 1438 01:34:48,350 --> 01:34:49,852 MRS. POWELL ! 1439 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:02,898 HEY, CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1440 01:35:02,931 --> 01:35:06,835 I'M SORRY, LOUIS. HE CAN'T. 1441 01:35:06,869 --> 01:35:09,738 BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY AGAIN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS ? 1442 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:15,110 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 1443 01:35:18,113 --> 01:35:19,247 MRS. POWELL ! 1444 01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:20,749 MRS. POWELL ! 1445 01:35:24,386 --> 01:35:26,488 CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1446 01:35:28,957 --> 01:35:30,225 HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1447 01:35:46,108 --> 01:35:48,543 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! 1448 01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:50,813 JACK'S MOTHER ! 1449 01:35:52,815 --> 01:35:55,483 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER. 1450 01:35:55,517 --> 01:35:58,053 CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1451 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,555 GIRLS, I'M SORRY. HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1452 01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:03,158 CAN WE AT LEAST SEE HIM, SO WE'LL KNOW THAT HE'S ALIVE ? 1453 01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:12,167 I TOLD YOU. 1454 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:13,902 NO, I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. 1455 01:36:13,936 --> 01:36:16,238 I SAID SHE WASN'T GOING TO LET US IN. 1456 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,173 NO, YOU SAID, "YES, SHE IS, LET'S GO." 1457 01:36:18,206 --> 01:36:20,408 AND I SAID, "NO, HE FEELS TOO BAD." 1458 01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,510 I SAID THAT WE SHOULD NOT GO. 1459 01:36:22,544 --> 01:36:24,579 - YOU SAID-- - I TOLD YOU. 1460 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:27,115 OF COURSE, AS ALWAYS, YOU SAY THAT-- 1461 01:36:31,219 --> 01:36:34,089 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! I KNOW, I KNOW. 1462 01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:35,991 CAN JACK COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1463 01:36:36,024 --> 01:36:38,160 YEAH, CAN HE COME OUT AND PLAY ? 1464 01:36:38,193 --> 01:36:40,195 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GO AWAY, ARE YOU ? 1465 01:36:40,228 --> 01:36:42,898 HEY, JACK'S MOTHER ! I KNOW I'M JACK'S MOTHER. 1466 01:36:42,931 --> 01:36:46,935 YO, JACK ! COME ON OUT, MAN ! YEAH, COME ON OUT ! 1467 01:36:46,969 --> 01:36:49,938 KIDS, I'M SORRY. I KNOW HE MISSES YOU, 1468 01:36:49,972 --> 01:36:52,540 BUT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT TODAY ! 1469 01:36:52,574 --> 01:36:54,076 HEY, GUYS. 1470 01:36:54,109 --> 01:36:55,844 TRY AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME. HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP, VICTOR ? 1471 01:36:57,345 --> 01:36:59,181 MARIO, ERIC. 1472 01:37:04,019 --> 01:37:05,988 HEY, JACK, COME OUT AND PLAY ! 1473 01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:13,161 COME ON, JACK. COME ON AND HANG OUT. 1474 01:37:13,195 --> 01:37:15,163 WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US ? 1475 01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:19,534 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 1476 01:37:19,567 --> 01:37:22,304 COME ON, JACK. WE NEVER SEE YOU. 1477 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:23,872 I MISS YOU ON THE COURT, JACK. 1478 01:37:34,049 --> 01:37:35,517 SHOO ! GO AWAY ! 1479 01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:47,129 GO ON, EVERYONE ! 1480 01:37:52,634 --> 01:37:55,370 CAN JACK COME OUT TO PLAY ? 1481 01:38:54,362 --> 01:38:55,964 [ Crunching Cereal ] 1482 01:39:07,509 --> 01:39:08,977 MOM, DAD ? 1483 01:39:10,378 --> 01:39:12,147 I'M GOING TO SCHOOL. 1484 01:39:16,651 --> 01:39:18,987 MOM, PLEASE SAY IT'S OKAY. 1485 01:39:22,124 --> 01:39:24,026 WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY UP. 1486 01:39:24,059 --> 01:39:25,560 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. 1487 01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:29,998 THANKS. WAIT. 1488 01:39:31,299 --> 01:39:33,635 UH-- A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. 1489 01:39:33,668 --> 01:39:35,203 OKAY. UH, PRINCIPAL McGEE, PLEASE. 1490 01:39:35,237 --> 01:39:37,039 GOTTA TURN IN MY ASSIGNMENT. 1491 01:39:37,072 --> 01:39:40,442 "WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA PUT ON ABOUT 250 POUNDS... 1492 01:39:40,475 --> 01:39:44,212 "AND BE A RAPPER LIKE HEAVY D, EXCEPT HEAVY E. 1493 01:39:44,246 --> 01:39:49,051 I WANNA GO TO CHINA AND FILM A MUSIC VIDEO CALLED 'CHUBBY.'" 1494 01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:51,019 [ Blowing, Spitting, Grunting ] 1495 01:39:54,822 --> 01:39:57,659 "THEN I MIGHT WANT TO BE A PART-TIME BOXER, 1496 01:39:57,692 --> 01:40:00,362 OR MAYBE A KICKBOXER, SO I CAN KICK SOME BUTT." 1497 01:40:01,229 --> 01:40:02,397 LOUIS. 1498 01:40:07,669 --> 01:40:12,040 "I WANNA BE JUST LIKE MY BEST FRIEND WHEN I GROW UP. 1499 01:40:12,074 --> 01:40:14,676 "HE'S ONLY TEN, BUT HE LOOKS MUCH OLDER. 1500 01:40:16,844 --> 01:40:20,515 "HE'S LIKE THE PERFECT GROWNUP, BECAUSE ON THE INSIDE, 1501 01:40:20,548 --> 01:40:22,450 "HE'S STILL JUST A KID. 1502 01:40:24,086 --> 01:40:28,190 "HE'S NOT AFRAID TO LEARN THINGS OR TRY THINGS... 1503 01:40:29,757 --> 01:40:33,828 "OR TO MEET NEW PEOPLE THE WAY MOST GROWNUPS ARE. 1504 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:37,265 "IT'S LIKE HE'S LOOKING AT EVERYTHING FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1505 01:40:37,299 --> 01:40:39,167 "BECAUSE HE IS. 1506 01:40:39,201 --> 01:40:42,504 "AND MOST GROWNUPS AREN'T LIKE THAT. 1507 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:47,342 "MOST GROWNUPS JUST WANNA GO TO WORK AND MAKE MONEY... 1508 01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:49,577 "AND SHOW OFF FOR THE NEIGHBORS. 1509 01:40:49,611 --> 01:40:54,216 "AND MORE THAN ANYTHING, HE KNOWS HOW TO BE A GREAT FRIEND, 1510 01:40:54,249 --> 01:40:57,085 MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE ADULTS." IT'S JACK. 1511 01:40:57,119 --> 01:41:00,122 JACK'S BACK ! IT'S JACK ! 1512 01:41:00,155 --> 01:41:01,223 COME IN, JACK. 1513 01:41:01,256 --> 01:41:04,392 JACK, IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 1514 01:41:04,426 --> 01:41:07,129 SORRY I'M LATE. THAT'S OKAY. 1515 01:41:07,162 --> 01:41:08,230 HI, JACK. HI. LOUIE. 1516 01:41:08,263 --> 01:41:11,099 YOUR SEAT'S WAITING FOR YOU. 1517 01:41:11,133 --> 01:41:12,734 WE WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF LOUIS' ESSAY. 1518 01:41:12,767 --> 01:41:15,703 HEY, JACK. HEY, BUDDY. 1519 01:41:15,737 --> 01:41:17,439 WELCOME BACK, JACK. 1520 01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:28,783 LOUIS, YOU MAY CONTINUE. 1521 01:41:28,816 --> 01:41:33,721 "AND MORE THAN ANYTHING, HE KNOWS HOW TO BE A GREAT FRIEND, 1522 01:41:33,755 --> 01:41:37,759 "MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE ADULTS. 1523 01:41:37,792 --> 01:41:41,263 "SO, I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP, 1524 01:41:41,296 --> 01:41:44,166 "AND RIGHT NOW I REALLY DON'T CARE, 1525 01:41:44,199 --> 01:41:46,201 "BUT I DO KNOW WHO I WANT TO BE LIKE. 1526 01:41:47,835 --> 01:41:50,205 "I WANT TO BE LIKE THE GIANT, 1527 01:41:51,773 --> 01:41:54,176 "THE BIG GUY, 1528 01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:57,512 MY BEST FRIEND, JACK." 1529 01:42:01,216 --> 01:42:02,917 THANK YOU. 1530 01:42:09,724 --> 01:42:12,194 THANK YOU, LOUIS. 1531 01:42:12,227 --> 01:42:13,295 THAT WAS WONDERFUL, LOUIS. 1532 01:42:16,831 --> 01:42:18,400 YEAH, LOUIS, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 1533 01:42:21,636 --> 01:42:24,406 OKAY, CLASS, LET'S BEGIN OUR LESSON TODAY. 1534 01:42:28,310 --> 01:42:30,278 TURN TO PAGE 173. 1535 01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:35,650 ARE YOU OKAY, JACK ? 1536 01:42:38,586 --> 01:42:41,723 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, THAT'S ENOUGH. COME ON, SETTLE DOWN. 1537 01:42:49,231 --> 01:42:51,233 THANK YOU. OH, LOUIS, LOUIS. 1538 01:42:51,266 --> 01:42:53,635 COME HERE, SWEETIE. LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU. 1539 01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:56,338 WAIT, COME HERE. LOUIE, COME ON. LOUIE, LOUIE. 1540 01:42:56,371 --> 01:42:59,241 SMILE. I'M STILL PAYIN' FOR THE DAMNED ORTHODONTIST. 1541 01:42:59,274 --> 01:43:01,243 OKAY, TAKE A PICTURE. COME CLOSER. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1542 01:43:01,276 --> 01:43:04,646 OKAY, HERE, LOUIE, SWEETIE. ON THREE. RIGHT THERE. 1543 01:43:04,679 --> 01:43:08,383 OOH ! OOH, EDDIE. OH, MY GOD ! 1544 01:43:08,416 --> 01:43:09,116 ARE YOU OKAY ? I'M FINE. 1545 01:43:09,150 --> 01:43:11,686 ARE YOU SURE ? YEAH, I'M SURE. 1546 01:43:11,719 --> 01:43:14,356 JOHN-JOHN ! GEORGE, WHAT'S UP, FELLAS ? 1547 01:43:14,389 --> 01:43:17,592 GRADUATION, GRADUATION ! HEY, EDDIE, WHAT'S UP ? 1548 01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:19,561 LET'S GO. WE'LL NEVER FIND EVERYBODY. 1549 01:43:19,594 --> 01:43:22,230 YOU ALWAYS WANT TO SIT BY JOHNNY. NO, I DON'T. 1550 01:43:22,264 --> 01:43:24,366 STOP ! YOU STOP. 1551 01:43:24,399 --> 01:43:25,667 PLEASE ! PLEASE YOURSELF. 1552 01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:27,201 OKAY, I WILL. DO THAT. 1553 01:43:32,874 --> 01:43:34,742 I'LL TAKE HER, BRIAN. 1554 01:43:34,776 --> 01:43:35,943 OH. 1555 01:43:35,977 --> 01:43:38,212 * 1556 01:44:17,385 --> 01:44:19,721 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS MY HONOR TO INTRODUCE... 1557 01:44:19,754 --> 01:44:23,491 THIS YEAR'S VALEDICTORIAN, JACK CHARLES POWELL. 1558 01:44:49,617 --> 01:44:51,453 THANK YOU, ARISTOTLE. 1559 01:44:56,491 --> 01:44:57,459 SORRY. 1560 01:45:00,962 --> 01:45:02,029 OH-- 1561 01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:09,337 YO, JACK ! GO GET 'EM ! 1562 01:45:12,039 --> 01:45:15,042 I GOT IT, ERIC. I'M COOL. 1563 01:45:15,076 --> 01:45:18,446 MY SPEECH. 1564 01:45:21,549 --> 01:45:25,487 I DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH TIME THESE DAYS, SO I'LL MAKE IT QUICK, 1565 01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:27,555 LIKE MY LIFE. 1566 01:45:31,058 --> 01:45:35,630 YOU KNOW, AS WE COME TO THE END OF THIS PHASE OF OUR LIFE, 1567 01:45:35,663 --> 01:45:39,601 WE FIND OURSELVES TRYING TO REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES... 1568 01:45:40,735 --> 01:45:42,870 AND TRYING TO FORGET THE BAD TIMES. 1569 01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:47,442 AND WE FIND OURSELVES THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE... 1570 01:45:48,576 --> 01:45:50,445 AND START TO WORRY... 1571 01:45:50,478 --> 01:45:52,580 THINKING, "WHAT AM I GONNA DO ? 1572 01:45:54,015 --> 01:45:56,451 WHERE AM I GONNA BE IN TEN YEARS ?" 1573 01:45:59,454 --> 01:46:01,155 BUT I SAY TO YOU, 1574 01:46:01,188 --> 01:46:03,758 "HEY, LOOK AT ME." 1575 01:46:05,727 --> 01:46:08,095 PLEASE, DON'T WORRY SO MUCH. 1576 01:46:09,597 --> 01:46:10,432 'CAUSE IN THE END, 1577 01:46:10,465 --> 01:46:13,367 NONE OF US HAVE VERY LONG ON THIS EARTH. 1578 01:46:15,937 --> 01:46:17,572 LIFE IS FLEETING. 1579 01:46:21,809 --> 01:46:24,045 AND IF YOU'RE EVER DISTRESSED, 1580 01:46:27,081 --> 01:46:30,585 CAST YOUR EYES TO THE SUMMER SKY. 1581 01:46:30,618 --> 01:46:34,956 WHEN THE STARS ARE STRUNG ACROSS THE VELVETY NIGHT, 1582 01:46:34,989 --> 01:46:37,725 AND WHEN A SHOOTING STAR STREAKS THROUGH THE BLACKNESS... 1583 01:46:37,759 --> 01:46:40,595 TURNING NIGHT INTO DAY... 1584 01:46:43,498 --> 01:46:44,899 MAKE A WISH, 1585 01:46:46,634 --> 01:46:48,436 AND THINK OF ME. 1586 01:46:51,238 --> 01:46:54,609 AND MAKE YOUR LIFE SPECTACULAR. 1587 01:46:58,613 --> 01:46:59,847 I KNOW I DID. 1588 01:47:05,620 --> 01:47:06,588 I MADE IT, MOM. 1589 01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:10,558 I'M A GROWNUP. 1590 01:47:13,628 --> 01:47:14,762 THANK YOU. 1591 01:47:34,682 --> 01:47:37,151 COME ON, JACKIE ! LET'S GO ! 1592 01:47:37,184 --> 01:47:39,487 MOM, IT'S THE GUYS. I GOTTA GO. 1593 01:47:39,521 --> 01:47:41,255 SEE YA. NOT TOO LATE. 1594 01:47:41,288 --> 01:47:43,591 YEAH, NEXT TUESDAY. 1595 01:47:43,625 --> 01:47:44,959 LET'S GO ! 1596 01:47:44,992 --> 01:47:48,496 OH, WHOA ! HOW SWEET IT IS ! MOM ! 1597 01:47:50,865 --> 01:47:52,967 HEY, GUY, LET'S GO. LET'S GO ! 1598 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:55,803 COME ON. YEAH. 1599 01:47:55,837 --> 01:47:57,839 ALL RIGHT ? ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. 1600 01:48:00,141 --> 01:48:01,509 SEE YOU, MOM ! 1601 01:48:02,810 --> 01:48:04,779 YEAH, LET'S GO. SEE YOU. 1602 01:48:04,812 --> 01:48:06,213 OUT OF HERE. WE MADE IT. 1603 01:48:09,651 --> 01:48:13,154 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1604 01:48:13,187 --> 01:48:16,724 *WHATCHA GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG * 1605 01:48:16,758 --> 01:48:19,561 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN * 1606 01:48:19,594 --> 01:48:22,664 *THERE'S A ROAD 1607 01:48:22,697 --> 01:48:25,266 *LONG AND WINDIN' 1608 01:48:26,267 --> 01:48:28,570 *THE LIGHTS ARE BLINDIN' 1609 01:48:30,004 --> 01:48:32,540 *BUT IT GETS THERE 1610 01:48:33,741 --> 01:48:35,176 *DON'T GIVE UP 1611 01:48:36,678 --> 01:48:38,746 *DON'T LOOK BACK 1612 01:48:40,181 --> 01:48:42,249 *THERE'S A SILVER LININ' 1613 01:48:43,951 --> 01:48:46,554 *IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE 1614 01:48:48,623 --> 01:48:51,893 *EVERYBODY WANTS A MESSAGE 1615 01:48:51,926 --> 01:48:55,663 *EVERYBODY NEEDS A FRIEND 1616 01:48:55,697 --> 01:49:02,236 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR ON WHICH WE CAN DEPEND * 1617 01:49:02,269 --> 01:49:05,239 *SO, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1618 01:49:05,272 --> 01:49:10,077 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1619 01:49:10,111 --> 01:49:12,714 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE * 1620 01:49:12,747 --> 01:49:14,248 *FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR * 1621 01:49:14,281 --> 01:49:16,050 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1622 01:49:16,083 --> 01:49:18,319 *THERE'LL BE TIMES 1623 01:49:19,153 --> 01:49:21,756 *IN YOUR LIFE 1624 01:49:23,124 --> 01:49:24,358 *YEAH 1625 01:49:24,391 --> 01:49:27,762 *WHEN YOU'LL BE DANCIN' AND SHIT * 1626 01:49:27,795 --> 01:49:30,197 *BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' IT 1627 01:49:30,231 --> 01:49:33,267 *DON'T GET DISILLUSIONED 1628 01:49:33,300 --> 01:49:36,237 *NO, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH 1629 01:49:37,772 --> 01:49:41,075 *'CAUSE IF WHAT YOU HAVE IS ALL YOU CAN GET * 1630 01:49:41,108 --> 01:49:44,812 *JUST KEEP ON TRYIN' IT JUST AIN'T HAPPENED YET * 1631 01:49:44,846 --> 01:49:47,782 *EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A WINNER * 1632 01:49:48,650 --> 01:49:52,153 *EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM 1633 01:49:52,186 --> 01:49:55,657 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR 1634 01:49:55,690 --> 01:49:58,793 *WHEN THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY SEEM * 1635 01:49:58,826 --> 01:50:01,896 *SO, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1636 01:50:01,929 --> 01:50:06,768 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1637 01:50:06,801 --> 01:50:08,736 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE * 1638 01:50:08,770 --> 01:50:10,738 *THAT'LL GET WHERE YOU'RE HEADIN' FOR * 1639 01:50:10,772 --> 01:50:13,240 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1640 01:50:13,274 --> 01:50:14,676 *OH, YEAH 1641 01:50:26,287 --> 01:50:27,789 *OOH 1642 01:50:27,822 --> 01:50:31,125 *EVERYBODY WANTS SOME KINDNESS * 1643 01:50:31,158 --> 01:50:34,862 *EVERYBODY NEEDS A BREAK * 1644 01:50:34,896 --> 01:50:41,268 *WE ALL NEED A SHINING STAR WHEN THINGS GET HARD TO TAKE * 1645 01:50:41,302 --> 01:50:44,438 *SO, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1646 01:50:44,471 --> 01:50:48,843 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1647 01:50:48,876 --> 01:50:51,713 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR LIFE * 1648 01:50:51,746 --> 01:50:54,816 *YEAH, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA WISH * 1649 01:50:54,849 --> 01:50:59,687 *UPON A STAR WE NEVER WISHED UPON BEFORE * 1650 01:50:59,721 --> 01:51:03,024 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GROW UP * 1651 01:51:03,057 --> 01:51:05,459 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1652 01:51:05,492 --> 01:51:06,660 *GONNA FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR * 1653 01:51:06,694 --> 01:51:08,963 *WHATCHA GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG * 1654 01:51:08,996 --> 01:51:11,198 *JUST DON'T GET DISILLUSIONED * 1655 01:51:11,232 --> 01:51:13,868 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN * *NO, DON'T 1656 01:51:13,901 --> 01:51:16,704 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GROW UP * 1657 01:51:16,738 --> 01:51:19,373 *HEY *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1658 01:51:19,406 --> 01:51:20,574 *IT'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, BABY * 1659 01:51:20,607 --> 01:51:24,712 *WHATCHA GONNA SAY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG * 1660 01:51:24,746 --> 01:51:28,049 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP * 1661 01:51:28,082 --> 01:51:31,786 *WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YOU GROW UP * 1662 01:51:31,819 --> 01:51:33,721 * 1663 01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:51,205 * 1664 01:52:21,402 --> 01:52:23,237 * 1665 01:52:57,471 --> 01:53:00,207 CAN JACK COME OUT TO PLAY ? 116397