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Maybe it's really rough
Maybe it's had enough
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Broken pussy
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Nobody wants you
'Cause you got a broken pussy
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I know.
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It's so stupid.
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Yeah, but, like, funny stupid.
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Wait, was this the night that we...
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I had had a few drinks
and I just needed to blow off some steam.
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Well, look,
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yo, I know you used to rap in high school,
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but it's weird seeing you like this.
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It was a mistake, okay?
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I never thought
this would see the light of day.
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It's not that bad.
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Not that bad, Lawrence?
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Middle school kids have seen me rapping
about pussy smells.
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For the rest of their lives, they're gonna
associate pussy smells with me!
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Well, you did find a way
to rhyme "loosey" with "poosie."
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You're basically
teaching them Shakespeare.
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Lawrence, this is embarrassing, okay?
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I need the kids to take me seriously
and this completely undermines that.
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They're kids, all right?
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Look, they'll have fun with it
for a couple of hours
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and then forget about it after the weekend.
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Yeah?
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Broken pussy!
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Hey, Miss Issa! Look what I made.
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I am so sorry.
I didn't even know this was out there.
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Issa, I know this is rough and...
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- And maybe...
- It's had enough!
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Believe me, I am mortified.
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Okay? I will fix this.
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Thank you. Because Julio
is starting to teach it in Spanish.
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Spanish, though?
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It's Monday already?
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I know. The weekend went by way too fast.
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Flavor Flav, off!
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Damn dog.
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You know, I gotta go home anyway.
I can't go to work in jeans.
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Well, next time,
you'll just have to bring an extra suit.
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Yeah, I should carry a garment bag
around with me on dates.
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Or you could just leave one here.
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So, what are you up to tonight?
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That all depends.
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Are we gonna finish what we started?
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Actually, my friend Diane's having a party.
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Okay, cool, cool, cool.
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Yeah, she just got engaged,
so she's celebrating that.
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Wanna come?
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Can we play it by ear?
I got a lot going on at work.
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Yeah, of course. Of course, yeah.
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It should be pretty nice, though.
It's gonna be at Hatchet Hall.
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Okay. I'll try my best.
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All right.
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I should probably let Diane know
if I'm bringing a plus one.
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Okay, put me on the list.
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Okay.
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- See you tonight.
- All right.
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What are you gonna do?
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Where are you gonna go?
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Everybody's laughing at you, a female Bozo.
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You can go and hide
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or you could try to fix it.
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Go get all your tools together.
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Get on your mechanic.
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- Damn!
- Right?
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And now the kids at school
are talking about it.
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And if it gets back to my boss,
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who the fuck knows what she's gonna do?
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And, girl, I got memed.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I just don't have time for this right now.
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Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
Just slow down.
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How did the kids find
it in the first place?
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Daniel! He was talking about
what a great rapper I was
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and the kids must've googled me,
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the stupid, smart-as-fuck,
researching-ass kids.
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Don't give me the auntie "mm," okay?
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I'm the victim here.
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You're the victim?
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This video was recorded
without my knowledge or my consent.
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It's basically rap rape.
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Okay, well, technically, it was my pussy,
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so if anybody's gonna blow
the rap rape whistle,
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it would be me.
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Look, I just need you to be my lawyer
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and threaten the shit out of the person
who posted this video.
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Are they refusing to take it down?
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I don't know who posted it!
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Then who I'ma threaten, Issa?
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All right, who else was there that night?
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Daniel might know who posted it, okay?
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He knew hella people
who were there that night.
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All right, so there's no other person
who was there who could help?
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Not the bartender, not the emcee
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or any other nigga
you haven't carried a fuck torch for?
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Bitch, I don't... I don't
care about him! Okay?
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I just wanna get this video taken down
before it ends up on WorldStar.
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All right, well, let me see how I can help.
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I'll call Jared.
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His brother performed
at Maverick's that night.
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Thank you, seriously.
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- You gotta work?
- Yes, bitch, I'm a real-ass lawyer.
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- So? Damn it!
- Nah.
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I checked with the manager and the DJ.
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Nada.
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What am I gonna do?
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Listen, let me just make some calls, okay?
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No, it's fine. It's not on you.
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It is, though.
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Shit, I should've never told the kids
you rapped.
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Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out.
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I'ma find out who put that shit up
and ghost it.
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I gotta be at the studio in 20.
Can you drop me off?
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Hey. I got you.
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- Yes.
- So, he's fat?
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- Yes, he's fat. Very.
- Whatever.
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Not big-boned, fat.
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- Yes, sir.
- You're stupid.
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Damn. Roscoe's got some talent.
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Hey, I'm getting married, man.
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Shut the fuck up, man.
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No, for real this time. Leah's it, brah.
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Yo, how long y'all known each other?
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Not that long.
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It's crazy, though, man.
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The one day,
I'm getting the girl a deal on a loft,
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next, I'm getting engaged,
moving into that loft,
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and realizing
it has some real structural problems.
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Shit. Yo, congratulations, man.
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- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
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Brah, she's got me doing crazy shit.
She want me to meet the parents.
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I drove her to the airport.
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- Why you laughing?
- Yeah. It's crazy.
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- Yeah.
- It's crazy.
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Yo, how'd she make the cut?
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She's special.
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You know, man, when you know, you know.
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Plus the head is crazy.
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What about you and your girl?
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We good.
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For real?
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Last time I talked to you, you told me
you didn't give a fuck about her.
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No, I told you I fucked up her birthday.
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- That's kind of the same thing, though.
- Seriously, man.
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I mean, we went through some shit, but...
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- We in a good place.
- So, what's taking you so long?
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I'm still getting my shit together.
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Yeah?
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Nigga, why don't you
get your shit together-together?
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That's what I told Leah.
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We're gonna handle her divorce
and our prenup at the same time.
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It's just good time management.
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- What?
- What's up with your hair, though?
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We need to get this shit fixed.
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- I got a guy.
- I'm not fucking... No.
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It's a little off on the corner, man.
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- The corner's off.
- My hair is fine.
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Try right there. Yep, right there.
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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It's been a minute. How you doing?
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Just busy working.
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Just...
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So, what's up?
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You remember Issa?
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Well, someone shot
a video of her rapping that night
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at Maverick's,
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and now she might get in trouble for it.
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But I remember
your brother performed that night,
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so maybe he might know who posted it.
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Yeah, maybe. I'll ask him.
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Thank you.
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That's what friends are for.
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So, was that all you called me for or...
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It was, but it's really
good to hear your voice.
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You should hear it in person.
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Is that Chris?
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- Chris?
- Fuck.
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- He sounds friendly.
- Yeah, he...
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Yeah, no, it's...
I mean, it's not, you know...
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Relax, yo. I'm just fucking with you.
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I know! And I'm fucking back, yeah.
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I'll talk to my brother.
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All right. Have a good one.
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- Bye.
- B ye.
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I am so sorry. Who was that?
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It was Jared.
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And can you stop playing
"Who's Molly on the Phone With?"
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'Cause you're pretty bad at it.
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Yeah, I suck at guessing. Idiot.
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Yeah, that's what he told me.
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No, man, I'm just... Are you sure?
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All right, thanks anyway.
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Come on, guys.
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Fuck!
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This is what the fuck I get.
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For what?
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Why'd I have to go up on that stage?
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This... This is why I don't do shit.
This isn't me.
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Are you kidding? That's all you.
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All right? You gotta go for shit like that,
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and you were good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- You feel better?
- No.
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Why don't you come in for a second?
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You don't need to be driving
all stressed out, all right?
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Just come in, wait out the traffic.
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Yeah, okay.
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Yeah? All right.
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Yo!
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- Yo, y'all, this is Issa.
- Hey.
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What up?
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HEY-
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Yo, we good, man.
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- Hey, you want something to drink?
- I'm good. Thank you.
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All right.
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You want the wheel with chairs on it?
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No, I'll... I'll just sit right here.
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- That's what's up.
- Thank you, though.
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- Are you ready to do this?
- Yeah, let's get it.
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Let's do it, boo.
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How much clout you got?
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How many rims you roll?
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How many clothes you rock?
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How many hos you fuck?
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How many hos you got?
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How many blunts you smoke?
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How many guns you pop? Hey
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Hey, that was hot.
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- I fucks with it.
- Heavy. Heavy!
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Killed that shit.
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Nigga, it's dead, deceased.
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- Play that back. Play that back.
- All right.
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Hey, hey
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How much clout you got?
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How many rims you roll?
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How many clothes you rock?
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How many hos you fuck?
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How many hos you got?
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How many blunts you smoke?
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I think you should do it again.
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What? What's good? What's wrong with that?
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You got that faded sound
like your voice don't have range.
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Like, it's...
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Monotonous.
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Yep.
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Yep, just play with your levels.
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All right, if you say so.
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I'ma play with it.
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It's hot, right?
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It made me realize how ignorant
I've been about the drug cartel in Mexico.
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I always thought it was about a girl
named Sicario, so I was way off.
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Where's your new man? Chris, right?
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I don't think he's gonna make it.
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- Thank you guys for coming!
- Hey!
256
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,721
Hi.
257
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,048
- You look great.
- You look beautiful.
258
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,401
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, man. Thank you, thank you.
259
00:14:17,426 --> 00:14:18,171
- Molly.
- Yeah?
260
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,368
Can you please talk some sense
into my fiancee?
261
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,442
Tell them what you wanna
walk down the aisle to.
262
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,046
- Oh, my God, Jamal, stop it!
- Nope. Sing it.
263
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,841
Okay.
264
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,646
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
265
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,480
See? See what I've been dealing with here?
266
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,241
I hate you.
267
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,280
You're annoying. I love you.
268
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,681
There you are.
269
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,721
- Chris!
- Sorry I'm late.
270
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,847
Oh, God, hi!
271
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,564
Yeah, Chris, this is Mark.
272
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,971
Is this the new boyfriend?
273
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,281
- It's just...
- Yep. Nice to meet you.
274
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,360
They're putting out more mushroom puffs.
Been stalking those all night.
275
00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:56,114
- Thank you for coming.
- Congratulations.
276
00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:57,071
Thank you.
277
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,766
Two Black and Tans.
278
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,205
Thank you.
279
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,930
That's their signature drink?
280
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,480
They're really sticking to the theme.
281
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,745
I mean, seriously.
282
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,009
So, "boyfriend"? That was new.
283
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,041
Well, did you mean it?
284
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,367
Oh, no. I thought we were on the same page.
285
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,090
I'm... What page was that?
286
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,446
I was just trying to help.
287
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,088
By pretending to be my boyfriend?
288
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,162
No. Well, kind of.
289
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,601
It just seemed like tonight was really
important to you,
290
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,682
and I didn't want you to be embarrassed.
291
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,525
This is embarrassing.
292
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,451
Look, I just got the sense that...
293
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,569
And don't take this the wrong way,
you really needed a win.
294
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,285
- Because I'm a loser?
- No!
295
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,600
I meant that...
296
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,763
You think I'm so pathetic
that I needed you to come and save me?
297
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,729
You're the one who was asking me to come.
298
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,847
Like, repeatedly.
299
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,285
But I did not ask you to lie.
300
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,885
We barely even know each other
301
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,804
and you're talking about me leaving
clothes at your spot,
302
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,087
making plans six months in advance.
303
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,560
I thought this was what you wanted.
304
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,001
You should leave.
305
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,721
Now.
306
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,646
Damn it.
307
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,081
Hey, you.
308
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,841
- Tasha? Hey!
- Hey, hey.
309
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,960
I almost didn't recognize you
without your name tag.
310
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:48,352
I mean, I clean up okay.
311
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,087
You need to come do this at the bank.
312
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,364
I just got bored.
313
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,130
Well, then it's a good thing I came by.
314
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,124
So, you finally getting rid
of your old computer?
315
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,050
I wish. I just need some batteries.
316
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,481
You guys have any?
317
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,963
Yeah. They're in the front by the register.
318
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,120
Really?
319
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,407
I guess I just got lost.
320
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,406
My boy Ernest works up there.
You want me to grab him for you?
321
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,491
Nah. That's all right.
322
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,607
So, I'm about to go HAM
323
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,411
on some jalapeno poppers
and margaritas at Islands.
324
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,127
That's cool.
325
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,010
Yeah. You get off soon, right?
326
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,801
Shit.
327
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,608
I have a girlfriend, Tasha.
328
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,682
Right. Yeah.
329
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,690
I mean, I just thought that...
330
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,489
- No, that's...
- That's all right.
331
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,809
Yeah, I'll just see you later.
332
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,521
Cool.
333
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,161
- Okay.
- All right.
334
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,880
- Same time tomorrow?
- Yeah, man.
335
00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:19,922
- Good job today, though.
- Hey, appreciate it.
336
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,889
- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Y'all, too.
337
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,530
Good night, boo. Later, boy.
338
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,284
I should probably go, too.
339
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,283
For what? I just got done.
340
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,240
Oh, yeah, no, it's just getting late
and I figured I might as well...
341
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:35,426
Then come on, sit down.
342
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,367
Let me... Let me have a drink with you.
343
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,566
Yeah, okay.
344
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,929
- On, shit!
- Shit! My fault.
345
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,570
Yeah, no. I'm stupid and clumsy.
346
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,721
Nah.
347
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,081
- Don't even worry about it. I got it.
- Hold up, hold up.
348
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,085
Thanks.
349
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,240
Yo, you know who you look like right now?
350
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,729
Mr. Linus, Mr. Linus
351
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,330
First name Lance
352
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,880
Nobody likes you
You pissed your own pants
353
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,686
I can't believe you remember that.
That was, like, 11th grade.
354
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,082
You think I'd ever forget the rhymes of
the great Miss Terious?
355
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,004
Oh, my God! I buried
that rap name for good.
356
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:34,085
Well, then we're having
a resurrection tonight. Get up.
357
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,406
- Get up!
- What are you doing?
358
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,200
Get in the booth. Show me what you got.
359
00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,649
Hell no! I learned my lesson.
360
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,882
Ain't no camera phones in here.
You're safe.
361
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,442
Come on, just get in the booth,
let me do the rest.
362
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,086
God.
363
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,962
Yo, yo
364
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,445
- Turn my headphones up?
- Go!
365
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,167
I love you so much. Babe, I love you.
366
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,361
Man, I know I got extra time
for that knife fight or whatever,
367
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:20,048
but these bitches up in here
be... up my mother... all the damn time.
368
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,248
And I'm up in here all by myself...
369
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,129
missing my mother... man...
370
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,201
What are you doing here?
371
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,686
You, I hope.
372
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,561
Are you drunk?
373
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,960
- Are you?
- No.
374
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,085
- I've missed you.
- Come on. Let's not do that.
375
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,242
Is this about Chris? Poof, he gone.
Bye, Chris!
376
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,401
Bye, Molly.
377
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,050
Wait, wait, wait!
378
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,440
Can I please use your bathroom real quick?
379
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,961
LA girl
but not the way you know it
380
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,886
Model make a minimum
Body from New Orleans
381
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,447
Chucks on my feet though I ain't
throwing my Crip up
382
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,251
I got LAPD tendencies
I might just take your nigga
383
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,528
Inglewood attitude with View Park vibes
384
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,575
- I rep my city like it's my nine to five
- I rep my city like it's my nine to five
385
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,200
- I love where I'm from, I'll never let it go
- I love where I'm from, I'll never let it go
386
00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:23,990
I'm winning for my hood like
That purple and that yellow
387
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,331
You sound good.
388
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,526
Shut up.
389
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,561
Take a compliment.
390
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,571
Thank you.
391
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,848
What?
392
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,160
Why'd you never give me a shot?
393
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,127
What are you talking about?
394
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,281
Okay.
395
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,246
Never mind.
396
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,244
Nope. Please continue,
'cause I wanna hear the fuck out of this.
397
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,164
I mean, yeah, you know,
we were long distance and shit,
398
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,440
but you never took me serious.
399
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,720
We were friends with benefits!
400
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,964
Because you wanted to go do your thing
out in the streets.
401
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,204
Yeah, okay, so it's on you.
402
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,686
How is it on me?
403
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,488
Now you're trying to make me feel a way
on purpose?
404
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,926
You... You're really gonna act
like you don't know?
405
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,804
Okay, do you remember the summer
when I came home from college?
406
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,281
When you were hella obsessed
with Danity Kane?
407
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,250
Liked, nigga. I liked Danity Kane.
408
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,367
Yeah.
409
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,568
Anyway, you were the first person
I wanted to see.
410
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,522
And then remember we spent the whole
day together?
411
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,520
Right. We had tacos
from three different trucks.
412
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,175
Yes, because you couldn't remember
which spot had that sauce you liked,
413
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,487
and then it ended up being basic-ass
Jack in the Box.
414
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,801
Jack in the Box goes hard
for breakfast, though.
415
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:52,250
And then when I was driving home,
you called me back over
416
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,485
and I thought you were gonna say
you wanted to,
417
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,643
I don't know, make things official.
418
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,681
You know, give us a shot.
419
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,321
But you didn't.
420
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,406
I should have.
421
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,926
I wanted to.
422
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,126
I mean, maybe you're right.
423
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,647
Maybe I wasn't ready then.
424
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,440
Well, you should've said something.
425
00:24:33,465 --> 00:24:34,626
I know.
426
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,846
I know.
427
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,886
What if I'm ready now?
428
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,164
L... L.-
429
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,527
You good?
430
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,680
Black and yellow, black and yellow,
black and yellow.
431
00:25:52,705 --> 00:25:53,706
Okay.
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