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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,650 Maybe it's really rough Maybe it's had enough 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,131 Broken pussy 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,004 Nobody wants you 'Cause you got a broken pussy 4 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:19,687 I know. 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,762 It's so stupid. 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,081 Yeah, but, like, funny stupid. 7 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,850 Wait, was this the night that we... 8 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,604 I had had a few drinks and I just needed to blow off some steam. 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,964 Well, look, 10 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,888 yo, I know you used to rap in high school, 11 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,400 but it's weird seeing you like this. 12 00:00:42,425 --> 00:00:43,924 It was a mistake, okay? 13 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,880 I never thought this would see the light of day. 14 00:00:45,905 --> 00:00:47,005 It's not that bad. 15 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,844 Not that bad, Lawrence? 16 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,651 Middle school kids have seen me rapping about pussy smells. 17 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,724 For the rest of their lives, they're gonna associate pussy smells with me! 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,690 Well, you did find a way to rhyme "loosey" with "poosie." 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,208 You're basically teaching them Shakespeare. 20 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,485 Lawrence, this is embarrassing, okay? 21 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,087 I need the kids to take me seriously and this completely undermines that. 22 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,003 They're kids, all right? 23 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,407 Look, they'll have fun with it for a couple of hours 24 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,847 and then forget about it after the weekend. 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,046 Yeah? 26 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,365 Broken pussy! 27 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,002 Hey, Miss Issa! Look what I made. 28 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,286 I am so sorry. I didn't even know this was out there. 29 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,885 Issa, I know this is rough and... 30 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,928 - And maybe... - It's had enough! 31 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,882 Believe me, I am mortified. 32 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,451 Okay? I will fix this. 33 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,364 Thank you. Because Julio is starting to teach it in Spanish. 34 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,841 Spanish, though? 35 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,966 It's Monday already? 36 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,044 I know. The weekend went by way too fast. 37 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,051 Flavor Flav, off! 38 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,408 Damn dog. 39 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,009 You know, I gotta go home anyway. I can't go to work in jeans. 40 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,481 Well, next time, you'll just have to bring an extra suit. 41 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,889 Yeah, I should carry a garment bag around with me on dates. 42 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,844 Or you could just leave one here. 43 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,646 So, what are you up to tonight? 44 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,207 That all depends. 45 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,930 Are we gonna finish what we started? 46 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,562 Actually, my friend Diane's having a party. 47 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,490 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 48 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,240 Yeah, she just got engaged, so she's celebrating that. 49 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,761 Wanna come? 50 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,410 Can we play it by ear? I got a lot going on at work. 51 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,925 Yeah, of course. Of course, yeah. 52 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,120 It should be pretty nice, though. It's gonna be at Hatchet Hall. 53 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,048 Okay. I'll try my best. 54 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,247 All right. 55 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,800 I should probably let Diane know if I'm bringing a plus one. 56 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,448 Okay, put me on the list. 57 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,041 Okay. 58 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,650 - See you tonight. - All right. 59 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,204 What are you gonna do? 60 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,005 Where are you gonna go? 61 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,563 Everybody's laughing at you, a female Bozo. 62 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,402 You can go and hide 63 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,164 or you could try to fix it. 64 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,245 Go get all your tools together. 65 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,890 Get on your mechanic. 66 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,004 - Damn! - Right? 67 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,128 And now the kids at school are talking about it. 68 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,690 And if it gets back to my boss, 69 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,001 who the fuck knows what she's gonna do? 70 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,920 And, girl, I got memed. 71 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,001 - What? - Yeah. 72 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,335 I just don't have time for this right now. 73 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,362 Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. Just slow down. 74 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,200 How did the kids find it in the first place? 75 00:04:33,225 --> 00:04:35,680 Daniel! He was talking about what a great rapper I was 76 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,410 and the kids must've googled me, 77 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,921 the stupid, smart-as-fuck, researching-ass kids. 78 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,082 Don't give me the auntie "mm," okay? 79 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,286 I'm the victim here. 80 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,327 You're the victim? 81 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:49,041 This video was recorded without my knowledge or my consent. 82 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,804 It's basically rap rape. 83 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,520 Okay, well, technically, it was my pussy, 84 00:04:52,545 --> 00:04:54,966 so if anybody's gonna blow the rap rape whistle, 85 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,166 it would be me. 86 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,043 Look, I just need you to be my lawyer 87 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,646 and threaten the shit out of the person who posted this video. 88 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,085 Are they refusing to take it down? 89 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,491 I don't know who posted it! 90 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,925 Then who I'ma threaten, Issa? 91 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,523 All right, who else was there that night? 92 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,486 Daniel might know who posted it, okay? 93 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,215 He knew hella people who were there that night. 94 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,880 All right, so there's no other person who was there who could help? 95 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,404 Not the bartender, not the emcee 96 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,767 or any other nigga you haven't carried a fuck torch for? 97 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,286 Bitch, I don't... I don't care about him! Okay? 98 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,443 I just wanna get this video taken down before it ends up on WorldStar. 99 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,890 All right, well, let me see how I can help. 100 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,007 I'll call Jared. 101 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,920 His brother performed at Maverick's that night. 102 00:05:39,945 --> 00:05:41,993 Thank you, seriously. 103 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,441 - You gotta work? - Yes, bitch, I'm a real-ass lawyer. 104 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,883 - So? Damn it! - Nah. 105 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,644 I checked with the manager and the DJ. 106 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,960 Nada. 107 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:13,927 What am I gonna do? 108 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,680 Listen, let me just make some calls, okay? 109 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:17,290 No, it's fine. It's not on you. 110 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,885 It is, though. 111 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,008 Shit, I should've never told the kids you rapped. 112 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,644 Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out. 113 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,640 I'ma find out who put that shit up and ghost it. 114 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,641 I gotta be at the studio in 20. Can you drop me off? 115 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,925 Hey. I got you. 116 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,081 - Yes. - So, he's fat? 117 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,162 - Yes, he's fat. Very. - Whatever. 118 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,169 Not big-boned, fat. 119 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,441 - Yes, sir. - You're stupid. 120 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,842 Damn. Roscoe's got some talent. 121 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,171 Hey, I'm getting married, man. 122 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,526 Shut the fuck up, man. 123 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,364 No, for real this time. Leah's it, brah. 124 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,921 Yo, how long y'all known each other? 125 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,365 Not that long. 126 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,801 It's crazy, though, man. 127 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,962 The one day, I'm getting the girl a deal on a loft, 128 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,000 next, I'm getting engaged, moving into that loft, 129 00:07:17,025 --> 00:07:19,107 and realizing it has some real structural problems. 130 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,206 Shit. Yo, congratulations, man. 131 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,601 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 132 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,400 Brah, she's got me doing crazy shit. She want me to meet the parents. 133 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,280 I drove her to the airport. 134 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,528 - Why you laughing? - Yeah. It's crazy. 135 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,051 - Yeah. - It's crazy. 136 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,169 Yo, how'd she make the cut? 137 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,761 She's special. 138 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,760 You know, man, when you know, you know. 139 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,246 Plus the head is crazy. 140 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,721 What about you and your girl? 141 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,126 We good. 142 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,440 For real? 143 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,520 Last time I talked to you, you told me you didn't give a fuck about her. 144 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:53,288 No, I told you I fucked up her birthday. 145 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,641 - That's kind of the same thing, though. - Seriously, man. 146 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,168 I mean, we went through some shit, but... 147 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,000 - We in a good place. - So, what's taking you so long? 148 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:02,960 I'm still getting my shit together. 149 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,281 Yeah? 150 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,640 Nigga, why don't you get your shit together-together? 151 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,366 That's what I told Leah. 152 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,125 We're gonna handle her divorce and our prenup at the same time. 153 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,440 It's just good time management. 154 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,320 - What? - What's up with your hair, though? 155 00:08:17,345 --> 00:08:18,724 We need to get this shit fixed. 156 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,095 - I got a guy. - I'm not fucking... No. 157 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,600 It's a little off on the corner, man. 158 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,149 - The corner's off. - My hair is fine. 159 00:08:23,174 --> 00:08:25,267 Try right there. Yep, right there. 160 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,003 - Hey. - Hey! 161 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,685 It's been a minute. How you doing? 162 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,090 Just busy working. 163 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,970 Just... 164 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,724 So, what's up? 165 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,931 You remember Issa? 166 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,280 Well, someone shot a video of her rapping that night 167 00:08:42,305 --> 00:08:43,201 at Maverick's, 168 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,930 and now she might get in trouble for it. 169 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,920 But I remember your brother performed that night, 170 00:08:46,945 --> 00:08:49,516 so maybe he might know who posted it. 171 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,804 Yeah, maybe. I'll ask him. 172 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,566 Thank you. 173 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,966 That's what friends are for. 174 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,447 So, was that all you called me for or... 175 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,122 It was, but it's really good to hear your voice. 176 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,600 You should hear it in person. 177 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,366 Is that Chris? 178 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,608 - Chris? - Fuck. 179 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,407 - He sounds friendly. - Yeah, he... 180 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,770 Yeah, no, it's... I mean, it's not, you know... 181 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,847 Relax, yo. I'm just fucking with you. 182 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:30,284 I know! And I'm fucking back, yeah. 183 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,241 I'll talk to my brother. 184 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,481 All right. Have a good one. 185 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,405 - Bye. - B ye. 186 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,089 I am so sorry. Who was that? 187 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,127 It was Jared. 188 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,487 And can you stop playing "Who's Molly on the Phone With?" 189 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,800 'Cause you're pretty bad at it. 190 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,446 Yeah, I suck at guessing. Idiot. 191 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,451 Yeah, that's what he told me. 192 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,531 No, man, I'm just... Are you sure? 193 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,523 All right, thanks anyway. 194 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,286 Come on, guys. 195 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,046 Fuck! 196 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,360 This is what the fuck I get. 197 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,165 For what? 198 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,930 Why'd I have to go up on that stage? 199 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:15,124 This... This is why I don't do shit. This isn't me. 200 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,770 Are you kidding? That's all you. 201 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,203 All right? You gotta go for shit like that, 202 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,931 and you were good. 203 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,769 - Yeah? - Yeah. 204 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,568 - You feel better? - No. 205 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,440 Why don't you come in for a second? 206 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,407 You don't need to be driving all stressed out, all right? 207 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,165 Just come in, wait out the traffic. 208 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,481 Yeah, okay. 209 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,449 Yeah? All right. 210 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,921 Yo! 211 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,280 - Yo, y'all, this is Issa. - Hey. 212 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,841 What up? 213 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,121 HEY- 214 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,486 Yo, we good, man. 215 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,644 - Hey, you want something to drink? - I'm good. Thank you. 216 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,121 All right. 217 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,240 You want the wheel with chairs on it? 218 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,801 No, I'll... I'll just sit right here. 219 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,440 - That's what's up. - Thank you, though. 220 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,960 - Are you ready to do this? - Yeah, let's get it. 221 00:11:30,985 --> 00:11:32,066 Let's do it, boo. 222 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,920 How much clout you got? 223 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,449 How many rims you roll? 224 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,010 How many clothes you rock? 225 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,325 How many hos you fuck? 226 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,931 How many hos you got? 227 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,368 How many blunts you smoke? 228 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,886 How many guns you pop? Hey 229 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,284 Hey, that was hot. 230 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,682 - I fucks with it. - Heavy. Heavy! 231 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,926 Killed that shit. 232 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,764 Nigga, it's dead, deceased. 233 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,320 - Play that back. Play that back. - All right. 234 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,284 Hey, hey 235 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,165 How much clout you got? 236 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,204 How many rims you roll? 237 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,806 How many clothes you rock? 238 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,205 How many hos you fuck? 239 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,965 How many hos you got? 240 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,210 How many blunts you smoke? 241 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,080 I think you should do it again. 242 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,648 What? What's good? What's wrong with that? 243 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,327 You got that faded sound like your voice don't have range. 244 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,561 Like, it's... 245 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,967 Monotonous. 246 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,521 Yep. 247 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,927 Yep, just play with your levels. 248 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,205 All right, if you say so. 249 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,406 I'ma play with it. 250 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,881 It's hot, right? 251 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,124 It made me realize how ignorant I've been about the drug cartel in Mexico. 252 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,966 I always thought it was about a girl named Sicario, so I was way off. 253 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,928 Where's your new man? Chris, right? 254 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,800 I don't think he's gonna make it. 255 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,048 - Thank you guys for coming! - Hey! 256 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,721 Hi. 257 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,048 - You look great. - You look beautiful. 258 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,401 - Congratulations. - Thank you, man. Thank you, thank you. 259 00:14:17,426 --> 00:14:18,171 - Molly. - Yeah? 260 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,368 Can you please talk some sense into my fiancee? 261 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,442 Tell them what you wanna walk down the aisle to. 262 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,046 - Oh, my God, Jamal, stop it! - Nope. Sing it. 263 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,841 Okay. 264 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,646 Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow 265 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,480 See? See what I've been dealing with here? 266 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,241 I hate you. 267 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,280 You're annoying. I love you. 268 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,681 There you are. 269 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,721 - Chris! - Sorry I'm late. 270 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,847 Oh, God, hi! 271 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,564 Yeah, Chris, this is Mark. 272 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,971 Is this the new boyfriend? 273 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,281 - It's just... - Yep. Nice to meet you. 274 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,360 They're putting out more mushroom puffs. Been stalking those all night. 275 00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:56,114 - Thank you for coming. - Congratulations. 276 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:57,071 Thank you. 277 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,766 Two Black and Tans. 278 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,205 Thank you. 279 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,930 That's their signature drink? 280 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,480 They're really sticking to the theme. 281 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,745 I mean, seriously. 282 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,009 So, "boyfriend"? That was new. 283 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,041 Well, did you mean it? 284 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,367 Oh, no. I thought we were on the same page. 285 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,090 I'm... What page was that? 286 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,446 I was just trying to help. 287 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,088 By pretending to be my boyfriend? 288 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,162 No. Well, kind of. 289 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,601 It just seemed like tonight was really important to you, 290 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,682 and I didn't want you to be embarrassed. 291 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,525 This is embarrassing. 292 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,451 Look, I just got the sense that... 293 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,569 And don't take this the wrong way, you really needed a win. 294 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,285 - Because I'm a loser? - No! 295 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,600 I meant that... 296 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,763 You think I'm so pathetic that I needed you to come and save me? 297 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,729 You're the one who was asking me to come. 298 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,847 Like, repeatedly. 299 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,285 But I did not ask you to lie. 300 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,885 We barely even know each other 301 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,804 and you're talking about me leaving clothes at your spot, 302 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,087 making plans six months in advance. 303 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,560 I thought this was what you wanted. 304 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,001 You should leave. 305 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,721 Now. 306 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,646 Damn it. 307 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,081 Hey, you. 308 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,841 - Tasha? Hey! - Hey, hey. 309 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,960 I almost didn't recognize you without your name tag. 310 00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:48,352 I mean, I clean up okay. 311 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,087 You need to come do this at the bank. 312 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,364 I just got bored. 313 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,130 Well, then it's a good thing I came by. 314 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,124 So, you finally getting rid of your old computer? 315 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,050 I wish. I just need some batteries. 316 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,481 You guys have any? 317 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,963 Yeah. They're in the front by the register. 318 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,120 Really? 319 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,407 I guess I just got lost. 320 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,406 My boy Ernest works up there. You want me to grab him for you? 321 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,491 Nah. That's all right. 322 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,607 So, I'm about to go HAM 323 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,411 on some jalapeno poppers and margaritas at Islands. 324 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,127 That's cool. 325 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,010 Yeah. You get off soon, right? 326 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,801 Shit. 327 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,608 I have a girlfriend, Tasha. 328 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,682 Right. Yeah. 329 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,690 I mean, I just thought that... 330 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,489 - No, that's... - That's all right. 331 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,809 Yeah, I'll just see you later. 332 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,521 Cool. 333 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,161 - Okay. - All right. 334 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,880 - Same time tomorrow? - Yeah, man. 335 00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:19,922 - Good job today, though. - Hey, appreciate it. 336 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,889 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Y'all, too. 337 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,530 Good night, boo. Later, boy. 338 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,284 I should probably go, too. 339 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,283 For what? I just got done. 340 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,240 Oh, yeah, no, it's just getting late and I figured I might as well... 341 00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:35,426 Then come on, sit down. 342 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,367 Let me... Let me have a drink with you. 343 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,566 Yeah, okay. 344 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,929 - On, shit! - Shit! My fault. 345 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,570 Yeah, no. I'm stupid and clumsy. 346 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,721 Nah. 347 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,081 - Don't even worry about it. I got it. - Hold up, hold up. 348 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,085 Thanks. 349 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,240 Yo, you know who you look like right now? 350 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,729 Mr. Linus, Mr. Linus 351 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,330 First name Lance 352 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,880 Nobody likes you You pissed your own pants 353 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,686 I can't believe you remember that. That was, like, 11th grade. 354 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,082 You think I'd ever forget the rhymes of the great Miss Terious? 355 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,004 Oh, my God! I buried that rap name for good. 356 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:34,085 Well, then we're having a resurrection tonight. Get up. 357 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,406 - Get up! - What are you doing? 358 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,200 Get in the booth. Show me what you got. 359 00:19:50,225 --> 00:19:51,649 Hell no! I learned my lesson. 360 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,882 Ain't no camera phones in here. You're safe. 361 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,442 Come on, just get in the booth, let me do the rest. 362 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,086 God. 363 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,962 Yo, yo 364 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,445 - Turn my headphones up? - Go! 365 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,167 I love you so much. Babe, I love you. 366 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,361 Man, I know I got extra time for that knife fight or whatever, 367 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:20,048 but these bitches up in here be... up my mother... all the damn time. 368 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,248 And I'm up in here all by myself... 369 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,129 missing my mother... man... 370 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,201 What are you doing here? 371 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,686 You, I hope. 372 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,561 Are you drunk? 373 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,960 - Are you? - No. 374 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,085 - I've missed you. - Come on. Let's not do that. 375 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,242 Is this about Chris? Poof, he gone. Bye, Chris! 376 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,401 Bye, Molly. 377 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,050 Wait, wait, wait! 378 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,440 Can I please use your bathroom real quick? 379 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,961 LA girl but not the way you know it 380 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,886 Model make a minimum Body from New Orleans 381 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,447 Chucks on my feet though I ain't throwing my Crip up 382 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,251 I got LAPD tendencies I might just take your nigga 383 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,528 Inglewood attitude with View Park vibes 384 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,575 - I rep my city like it's my nine to five - I rep my city like it's my nine to five 385 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,200 - I love where I'm from, I'll never let it go - I love where I'm from, I'll never let it go 386 00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:23,990 I'm winning for my hood like That purple and that yellow 387 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,331 You sound good. 388 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,526 Shut up. 389 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,561 Take a compliment. 390 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,571 Thank you. 391 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,848 What? 392 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,160 Why'd you never give me a shot? 393 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,127 What are you talking about? 394 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,281 Okay. 395 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,246 Never mind. 396 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,244 Nope. Please continue, 'cause I wanna hear the fuck out of this. 397 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,164 I mean, yeah, you know, we were long distance and shit, 398 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,440 but you never took me serious. 399 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,720 We were friends with benefits! 400 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,964 Because you wanted to go do your thing out in the streets. 401 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,204 Yeah, okay, so it's on you. 402 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,686 How is it on me? 403 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,488 Now you're trying to make me feel a way on purpose? 404 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,926 You... You're really gonna act like you don't know? 405 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,804 Okay, do you remember the summer when I came home from college? 406 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,281 When you were hella obsessed with Danity Kane? 407 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,250 Liked, nigga. I liked Danity Kane. 408 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,367 Yeah. 409 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,568 Anyway, you were the first person I wanted to see. 410 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,522 And then remember we spent the whole day together? 411 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,520 Right. We had tacos from three different trucks. 412 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,175 Yes, because you couldn't remember which spot had that sauce you liked, 413 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,487 and then it ended up being basic-ass Jack in the Box. 414 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,801 Jack in the Box goes hard for breakfast, though. 415 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:52,250 And then when I was driving home, you called me back over 416 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,485 and I thought you were gonna say you wanted to, 417 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,643 I don't know, make things official. 418 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,681 You know, give us a shot. 419 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,321 But you didn't. 420 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,406 I should have. 421 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,926 I wanted to. 422 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,126 I mean, maybe you're right. 423 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,647 Maybe I wasn't ready then. 424 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,440 Well, you should've said something. 425 00:24:33,465 --> 00:24:34,626 I know. 426 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,846 I know. 427 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,886 What if I'm ready now? 428 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,164 L... L.- 429 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,527 You good? 430 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,680 Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. 431 00:25:52,705 --> 00:25:53,706 Okay. 31450

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