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[dramatic music]
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- Thank you
for joining us tonight.
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I'm Randall Park.
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With the presidential race
kicking into high gear,
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the candidates are all
asking the same question--
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what issue is most important
to the American voters.
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Our cameras were allowed
exclusive access
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to a strategy meeting
with Candidate Johnson
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and his campaign manager.
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- As you can see
from the data,
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our campaign polled
likely voters
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about their biggest concerns,
which we'll want to address
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when we shoot our TV ad,
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and the most common
answer was--
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- Oh, you know what'd be good?
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I'd like to guess
"Family Feud" style.
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- That's fun, okay.
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What is the biggest concern
among American voters?
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- Job security.
- Ding, ding, ding!
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Number one answer.
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So what our polling showed is,
with automation on the rise,
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people worry about technology
replacing them
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in the workforce.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
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I mean,
a change like that
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creates a lot of uncertainty
in people.
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And trust me, I know.
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My life has changed
so much over the years.
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- Right, you were
the Scorpion King,
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and now you may be the leader
of the free world.
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- I was actually talking about
when I was a kid.
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- Me too.
That's also what I meant.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah, my mom and I
followed my dad
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as he wrestled
all over the world,
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and things were
challenging back then
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like living paycheck
to paycheck.
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I mean, we weren't destitute
in any way,
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but we certainly weren't rich.
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I gotta tell you--
when my dad
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first started wrestling
for the WWF,
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it felt as though
things changed just like that.
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[bell rings]
This is crazy!
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You're wrestling
the Black Demon in New York,
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and you're here
at the same time.
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- That's called syndication,
little man.
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I'm nationwide, baby.
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- I can't believe
they're airing wrestling
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coast-to-coast
like it's "The Jeffersons."
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- Takes commanding control.
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[crowd cheers]
- Nice move, Dad.
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The crowd is going crazy!
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- Oh, they are.
They are.
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Oh, look, look,
there's Vince McMahon.
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- Certainly
an impressive victory
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by "The Soul Man"
Rocky Johnson.
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- Together, me and him
are gonna do
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some exciting things
for the WWF.
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- The camera loves
a strong chin dimple.
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- Hey, thanks to him,
a million fans
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just saw me
beat Black Demon's ass,
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so I thought
we'd capitalize on that
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and start selling merch
at my events.
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We got jackets, hats,
T-shirts, scissors.
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- Do not throw him scissors.
- Scissors?
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- Uh, to cut the sleeves
off the shirts, Son.
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Free the great black sharks.
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- Can I help sell merch?
- Absolutely.
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You know what?
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You could be president
of the Rocky Johnson Fan Club.
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Congratulations.
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[laughs]
- Whoa!
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- How much did all this cost?
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- Oh, don't worry
about that, babe.
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You heard that crowd.
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I'm on track to being
Vince's number one guy.
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- Is that why we're staying
in this nice motel?
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- Oh, Son, this is a hotel.
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That's why we let you
sit on the carpet.
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- Huh.
[knocking on door]
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- Oh, I wonder
who that could be.
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Did someone order...
room service?
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- Whoa.
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- ♪ When the food comes to you
all the way in your room ♪
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♪ That's room service ♪
- [laughs]
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- ♪ We will eat it all
and the sauces are small ♪
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♪ It's room service ♪
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- That's my new favorite song.
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- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
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[Rick James'
"Give It To Me Baby"]
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♪ ♪
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- Here you go.
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- Marisa, my pen has run out.
Can I borrow yours?
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- Sorry, Lia,
I've only got the one.
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♪ ♪
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I can just remember stuff.
- Yeah, thank you, dear.
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- And entering the diner,
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standing at 6'2", 260 pounds.
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You've seen him on national TV.
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"Soul Man" Rocky Johnson!
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[cheers and applause]
- Thank you, thank you.
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[excited chatter]
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Appreciate it.
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- Hi, Grandma.
Sorry we're late.
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- Hey.
- Mm, looks good.
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I'm starving.
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- I should kiss Vince McMahon
on the mouth.
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- Mom.
- What?
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You heard that reaction.
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WWF get more popular,
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our company
gets more popular too.
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You know,
ever since Peter passed--
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I love you, Peter.
I love you, High Chief.
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Vince has become
so supportive of me.
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- Vince loves you.
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You're the only promoter
he lets his wrestlers work for
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outside the WWF.
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- I'm his favorite
ever since I gave him
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my recipe for pulled pork.
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Look at this.
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Can you move those?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Whoa, a poster for your
Island Battle Royale.
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- All my best guys
will be there.
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Rocky.
- "The Soul Man."
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- The Iron Sheik.
- Iran, number one!
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- Junkyard Dog.
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- I'm an old, nasty dog.
[pants]
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Nasty dog!
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- Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
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- I get angry very quickly!
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- André the Giant.
- I don't even exercise.
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- "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
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- Tower of power
too sweet to be soured.
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- King Kong Bundy.
- Give me a five count!
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- Oh, no, actually
King Kong Bundy is pulled out
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because his mom's sick.
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- Oh, right.
I forgot.
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My mom is sick.
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- We'll miss him, but nothing
is more important than family.
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- Mm.
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You coming over to look
at your father's boxes?
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You know,
it's been three months.
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- Yeah, it's time.
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- Good, you can decide
what goes and what stays.
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- I know.
- Oh, and remind me
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to give this poster
to my assistant, Bob,
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so he can put it up.
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- Is that him
sitting out there?
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- Why didn't Bob come in?
- It's a family breakfast.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- My grandmother and my dad
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could feel the world
of wrestling changing...
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- Is that Rocky Johnson?
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- And their futures
looked bright.
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- Hey, Dewey, check it out.
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- Whoa, why'd they put you
in between two ladies?
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- That's Sylvester Stallone.
He's Rocky number two.
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- Rocky,
great match last night.
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- Thanks, JT.
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We all set
for the autograph signing
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on Saturday?
- All set.
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- My dad is gonna need
all fan photos
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taken on his right side.
That's his good side.
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Oh, and he's gonna need
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five silver pens
and ten ripe mangos,
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pre-sliced, for energy.
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- Okay.
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Yeah, sure.
I'll take that.
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- Oh, yeah, great definition
in the thighs, brother, yeah.
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- Look at the detail
in the hair.
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- Wow, what's that?
- My action figure.
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Vince McMahon sent it to me.
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- Vince didn't tell me he was
making us into action figures.
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- Not us, only me.
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- But things were
even brighter for André.
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- It's a prototype.
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One night, Vince and I,
we were drinking fernet,
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and he say, "I wonder how small
we can make André."
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And I say, "Not small at all.
André is a giant, huh?"
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And today he sent me this.
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Regardé.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, the arms moving.
- Damn!
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Dad, you getting one of those?
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- Yeah,
I'm sure mine is coming.
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- Not coming soon, boss.
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- Yeah, André, we know you're
Vince's number one guy...
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- Well, I mean, I don't think
we all know that--
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- So did you guys talk about me
when you was out drinking?
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'Cause I love fernet.
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We go out, I'm like,
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"Somebody get a round
of fernet for the Dog."
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- No.
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- It's correct down there?
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- Hey, come on.
- [speaking French]
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- What are you doing, man?
- It's a toy for kids.
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- You want your jabroni kids
to play with doll,
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pull down pants, and see sex?
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- [singing in
Polynesian dialect]
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- Wow, look how young
you and your dad were.
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- Peter loved
listening to you sing.
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- He knew I was shy,
so he just kept encouraging me.
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- You sound like an angel.
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♪ ♪
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both: [sing low note]
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[laughter]
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- Hey, is Lia here?
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- She's in her office
with Sheik.
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[dog groans]
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- What is wrong with dog?
- Nothing.
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She has tumors.
She's resting.
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- Ugh.
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- I'm hosting a barbecue
for all my wrestlers
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before the match.
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- Yes, very exciting.
I go to Safeway.
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I get the cupcake.
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- The barbecue
is a family event,
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so let's run through things
that you can't say.
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- No problem.
Sheik only family man.
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- All these words here.
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- No "[bleep]"?
- No.
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- No "[bleep]"?
- No.
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- No "[bleep]"?
- That's right.
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- Okay, boss.
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- [knocks]
Lia, I have some bad news.
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It's about
King Kong Bundy's mother.
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- Oh, no.
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Okay, send some flowers
and a card should read,
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"Sorry for your loss."
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- No, she didn't die.
She's not even sick.
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Bundy lied to you.
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He signed a deal
to wrestle for Yao.
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That's why he backed out
of our event.
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- Greg Yao--
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what kind of promoter
puts his own picture
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in the announcement?
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- And who's this...Chinese man?
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That word, that okay to say.
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- A traitor.
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He worked for Peter,
and when Peter passed,
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Yao said he would
never work for a woman,
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so he left, and he started
his own wrestling promotion.
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- What a jabroni.
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The sheik love all...women.
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- This event isn't on
the same night as ours.
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Why can't Bundy do both?
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- Yao made him sign
an exclusive contract,
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so he can only wrestle for him
in Hawaii.
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- Bundy is not gonna
work for us again,
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and I'm gonna make sure
Vince hears about this
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and get his advice.
252
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,584
I forgot his number.
253
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:06,880
- Oh, try visualizing the shape
the numbers make on the keypad.
254
00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,465
My mom's number is a square.
255
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,967
- Am I trying
to call your mom, Bob?
256
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,844
Get me Vince's number.
257
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,389
[upbeat Hawaiian music]
258
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,892
Who lies about
their mom being sick?
259
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,061
I pray every day
for my mom's good health,
260
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,188
and she's been dead 20 years,
261
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,024
and Yao, he thinks he can--
- Hey, Lia.
262
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,902
Thanks for the barbecue.
- Aw, yeah, manuia.
263
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,572
Anything for my wrestlers.
[chuckles]
264
00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,492
He thinks he can steal my guys
from the battle royale.
265
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,912
- Bundy should have said no.
You can't back out of a match.
266
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,955
If you say you gonna do it,
you do it.
267
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,249
- Yes, right.
Sika, write that down.
268
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,751
- I got wing fingers.
269
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,419
- I'll remember it.
270
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,588
- Vince sent me this.
Look out.
271
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,548
[laughter]
272
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,011
- Hey, don't know
if you guys heard
273
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,888
Terry and the Chief
this morning on the radio?
274
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,348
- Ah, Terry number one.
275
00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,267
The Chief, ach-toof!
- Yeah, I hate the Chief too.
276
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,103
Why is he always congested?
277
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,729
- Yeah.
- Go see an allergist, man.
278
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,940
- Well, they were talking about
279
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,942
my autograph signing
this Saturday.
280
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111
Dewey's gonna
sell merch for me.
281
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,613
It's gonna be huge.
- So how many hats do you want?
282
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,074
- Well, gonna go reload
the Arnold Palmer.
283
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,702
Too much corn
on the grill, Bob.
284
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,079
- People love my corn.
285
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,248
- And we found
an old picture of André
286
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,125
sitting on Dad's lap.
[laughter]
287
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,918
Dad looks so tiny.
288
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,546
- André loves
sitting on people.
289
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,923
- Glad you're going
through those boxes, babe.
290
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,633
Bet there's some
amazing stuff in there.
291
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,927
- Brother, you should see
some of the old home movies
292
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,595
that she found--
voice of an angel.
293
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,930
- Mm.
294
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:39,806
- Whatever happened
to your music?
295
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,307
You still writing songs?
- No.
296
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,976
It's just--nothing serious,
297
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:43,893
just something
I was playing around with.
298
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,479
- Too bad.
I thought of you this morning.
299
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,773
There was an ad
in the paper for singers
300
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,152
to audition for this
new TV show, "Star Search."
301
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,570
- [scoffs]
Yeah, I don't think so.
302
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,613
- Why not?
You used to love singing.
303
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,992
- Um, well, you know,
I'm--I'm just--
304
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,243
oh, here's my son.
305
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,829
- Dad, I sold a T-shirt.
- Nice, son.
306
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,664
Who's the lucky fan?
307
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,374
- Bob has too much corn
on the grill.
308
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,668
Has anybody seen Junkyard Dog?
309
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,503
He's supposed to bring
the ambrosia salad.
310
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,338
- Ah, yeah, he called.
He said he couldn't make it.
311
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,549
Something about
his mom being sick.
312
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,678
- You okay?
313
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,513
- JYD's mom is not sick.
314
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,515
He's gonna go and work
for Greg Yao.
315
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,433
- The hell he is.
316
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,185
You're the number one promoter
in Hawaii.
317
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,436
That's not gonna change.
318
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,856
- I know, but Yao,
he respects nothing.
319
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,858
- Oh, he gonna respect this.
Come on, let's go.
320
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,109
- Where?
321
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,444
- To talk some sense
into Sylvester.
322
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,863
- Yeah, I'm gonna put on
my slapping gloves.
323
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,823
Bob, get some corn
for the road!
324
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,116
They're not ready!
325
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:45,747
[upbeat music]
326
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,250
♪ ♪
327
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,044
- Where you headed, Sylvester?
328
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:54,214
- You going to see your mom?
I heard she was sick.
329
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,884
First Bundy's, now yours.
Moms are dropping like flies.
330
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,470
- She, uh, got a hold
of some bad yogurt.
331
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,475
Are those your slapping gloves?
332
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,393
- Oh, what you got there?
333
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,521
- Oh, it's a smoked French ham
wrapped in gold cellophane.
334
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,482
♪ ♪
335
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,317
Yao gave it to me
336
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,526
with a note that said
he want to talk,
337
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,196
so I called him, and we did.
I'm sorry.
338
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,656
I hate to bail on y'all,
but I have to.
339
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,908
- Why would you choose
to wrestle for him over me?
340
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,409
I thought we were family.
341
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,746
- We are, but he offered me
a lot more money, Lia.
342
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,122
Look at this place.
343
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,291
Somebody either had a baby
or made a baby
344
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,752
on the other side
of that wall right there.
345
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,088
He upgraded me to the Radisson,
346
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,173
and I get to do whatever I want
with my persona.
347
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,841
- [scoffs]
Come on, no way.
348
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,093
- Man, I'm telling you
the truth, Rocky.
349
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,762
Imagine me, Penthouse Dog.
350
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,431
Get up out the junkyard
and move up into the penthouse.
351
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,350
Get rid of my dog chains
and get me a briefcase
352
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,102
full of treasury bonds.
- Mm-mm.
353
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,020
I'd put money in the briefcase.
- Ooh.
354
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,438
- Yeah,
stacks of phony hundreds.
355
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,273
- Uh-huh.
356
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,774
- That way,
when you hit somebody...
357
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,900
- Uh-huh.
- Cash explodes everywhere.
358
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:56,901
- Bam.
- Hey!
359
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,778
Stop pitching on Penthouse Dog.
360
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,280
- Yao says that'll be a hit,
361
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,699
and that with him,
I'ma be a star.
362
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,117
See, me and Rocky,
363
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,618
we ain't gonna never be
Vince's number one guy.
364
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,120
It's always gonna be André.
365
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,497
- I don't know about that.
- Come on.
366
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,124
They didn't even talk
about us during fernet.
367
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,166
- They didn't talk about you.
368
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,294
- You think they talked
about you during fernet?
369
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,962
- What is fernet?
- Nobody knows, Mama.
370
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,965
- I know.
It's a digestif.
371
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,342
I'm sorry, Lia.
I love you.
372
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,637
And Rocky,
you my man ten grand.
373
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,640
But this is a opportunity
that I can't pass up.
374
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,142
Excuse me.
375
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,643
- My grandmother realized
376
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,104
that change doesn't
affect people equally.
377
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,649
What was best for her wasn't
necessarily best for everyone,
378
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,234
and my father was wondering
379
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,486
if change
would be best for him.
380
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,071
♪ ♪
381
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,948
[kids laughing]
382
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,408
- That's me and my cousins
playing a game
383
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,617
where you had
to jump in the water
384
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,119
without hitting the rocks.
385
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,121
- The adults
just let you do that?
386
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,165
- Well,
it was a different time.
387
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,167
- What happened
if you hit the rocks?
388
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,335
- You'd split your head open
and die.
389
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,965
- You won't even let me
use real scissors.
390
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,842
[phone rings]
391
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,178
- Hello.
- Lia, it's Vince.
392
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,513
Thank you so much
for the kalua pork recipe.
393
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,015
I couldn't keep
my hands off it.
394
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,516
- No time for small talk,
Vince.
395
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,602
I've been very upset.
- I know.
396
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,022
I got your messages about Yao.
Don't worry.
397
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,690
I've seen guys like him before.
398
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,985
All bluster, big promises,
but no staying power.
399
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,780
You're a pro, Lia.
This guy can't touch you.
400
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,366
- Thank you, Vince.
I'm glad you enjoyed your pork.
401
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,202
- It's delicious.
Thank you again.
402
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,662
I do have a bit
of bad news though.
403
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,081
You know we have that show
at Madison Square Garden
404
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,248
every month?
405
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,876
Well, I didn't realize
my old man
406
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,294
booked the garden
for your date.
407
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,379
- You're kidding.
I'm locked in that date, Vince.
408
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,548
I can't change it.
- I know.
409
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,718
And, Lia, I would change
our date if I could,
410
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,804
but Billy Joel is eating up
all the other nights.
411
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,556
The guy sings about pressure
like it's a bad thing.
412
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,058
Look, I'm gonna have to call
some of my guys back,
413
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,018
but I'm not gonna leave
your cover bare.
414
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,812
I won't take Rocky
or the Wild Samoans.
415
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,522
I know they're big draws
out there.
416
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,232
- I appreciate that,
417
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,651
and I understand
you need your guys.
418
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,821
- Appreciate you, Lia.
Thank you, and I'm sorry again.
419
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,573
Talk soon.
420
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,242
- [sighs]
421
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:13,579
Well, Bob, we've got
bigger changes coming.
422
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,291
[dog howling]
423
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,836
- Grandma, something's wrong
with Francine!
424
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,922
- No, that's her way
of telling us she's hungry.
425
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,757
Do you want to feed her?
- Can I?
426
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,009
- Just be careful when you
put the bowl down.
427
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,386
Don't kick her tumors.
428
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,720
- Ugh.
429
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,435
- Are those the boxes
for donation?
430
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,311
- [speaks Polynesian dialect]
431
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,023
They're to keep.
That's the donation pile.
432
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,733
That place went
out of business.
433
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,944
[sighs]
So hard.
434
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,780
I don't want to let him go.
435
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,282
- [speaks Polynesian dialect]
436
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,117
He's always with you,
437
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,661
the same way
he's always with me.
438
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,705
But I won't lie.
439
00:15:55,746 --> 00:16:00,126
It would be helpful to talk
to him, ask his advice.
440
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,211
- [laughs]
That's funny because
441
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,131
I remember him
always asking you for advice.
442
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,466
He believed in you, Mama.
443
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,427
That's why he left you
the business.
444
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,141
- [chuckles]
Oh.
445
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,977
- [singing
in Polynesian dialect]
446
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,562
♪ ♪
447
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,481
- Your father always loved it
when you sang.
448
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,317
- [speaks Polynesian dialect]
449
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,818
He knew it made me happy.
450
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,153
♪ ♪
451
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,822
- So why did you stop?
452
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,657
- I don't know.
453
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,660
Just didn't feel right
to sing without him.
454
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,538
- You're not singing
without him.
455
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,708
You're singing because of him.
456
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:45,463
♪ ♪
457
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,506
- Very good, very good.
458
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,343
She's number one.
- [laughs]
459
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,345
- [chuckles]
He's so handsome.
460
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,930
- [laughs]
- Looks like Robert Stack.
461
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,182
[laughter]
462
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,434
- Francine peed
and stepped in it a little.
463
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,478
- We've all been there.
464
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,153
[soft jazz music]
465
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,614
- Mr. Johnson.
466
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,823
- Meanwhile,
the only thing I knew
467
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,700
about all the change going on
468
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,035
was that we went
from eating fast food
469
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,788
in our car to eating
at a fancy restaurant
470
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,164
where you could
look your dinner in the eye
471
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,582
before you ordered it.
472
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,876
Turns out, it wasn't
as good as French fries,
473
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,628
but still fancy.
474
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,838
- So Yao gave Sylvester
a smoked, French ham?
475
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,383
- To entice him,
which I don't get.
476
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,134
It don't need to be gussied up.
It's ham.
477
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,970
We know it's delicious.
478
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,390
But I do understand
making someone feel valuable
479
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,726
to an organization.
- Babe, I told you.
480
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,979
My mom said Vince didn't ask
you to work the Garden show
481
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,855
as a favor to her.
Don't take it personally.
482
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,066
- I'm just saying he could
have called me himself.
483
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,985
- Welcome to Lorenzo's.
484
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,570
Can I start you off
with some drinks?
485
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,406
- We'll take a bottle
of your finest champagne.
486
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,157
- And I'll have
your finest tequila.
487
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,158
[together]
No.
488
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,493
- I'll have a vodka martini.
489
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,703
[together]
No.
490
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,163
- Fine, a Shirley Temple,
extra cherries.
491
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,792
- See what happens
when you dream big?
492
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,044
[chuckles]
The sky's the limit.
493
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,172
- Speaking of...
- Yeah?
494
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,674
- I've been thinking about
495
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,428
that singing show
Afa mentioned.
496
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,180
I'm gonna audition.
- Babe, that's fantastic.
497
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,682
- [laughs]
498
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,435
I mean, it may come to nothing,
but it makes me happy.
499
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,645
[guests clapping]
Do you want a sneak peek?
500
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,692
- What's she doing?
501
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,360
- Your mom's full of surprises.
502
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,570
- Ladies and gentlemen,
503
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,946
we hope you're all
enjoying yourselves.
504
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:37,116
We have a surprise guest
for you tonight.
505
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,784
Her family's been part
of our family
506
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,953
here at Lorenzo's for years.
507
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,164
Would you please
put your hands together
508
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,791
for Mrs. Ata Johnson?
509
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,627
[cheers and applause]
510
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,379
- Hi, everybody.
- Room service song!
511
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,465
- [chuckles]
512
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,467
As Charles said,
I used to come here a lot
513
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,885
with my family
when I was younger,
514
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,971
and tonight I'm here
with my own family,
515
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,392
and I'd like to dedicate
this song to my dad,
516
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,645
Peter Maivia.
517
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,564
[Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out"
playing]
518
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:14,111
♪ ♪
519
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,489
♪ I'm coming out ♪
520
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,783
♪ I want the world to know ♪
521
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,743
♪ Got to let it show ♪
522
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,411
- That's a good song too.
523
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,705
- ♪ I'm coming out ♪
524
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,500
♪ I want the world to know ♪
525
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,502
♪ Got to let it show ♪
526
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,003
♪ ♪
527
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,672
♪ There's a new me
coming out ♪
528
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,256
♪ And I just had to live ♪
529
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,925
- Attention, everyone,
530
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,843
Rocky Johnson Fan Club
president here
531
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,428
with an official announcement.
532
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,472
My dad is game
to sign your body,
533
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,140
but let's keep it PG,
all right?
534
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,434
- Thanks.
- So cool.
535
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,354
[dramatic Western music]
536
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,940
♪ ♪
537
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,150
- Hey, my man.
Who can I make this out to?
538
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,945
- Greg Yao.
539
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,029
- [chuckles]
540
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,615
- Yao, Yao, Yao, come here
to steal more wrestlers
541
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,866
from my mother-in-law, huh?
542
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,785
- I wouldn't call it stealing.
543
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,704
I made an offer.
They made a choice.
544
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,414
- Mm.
- You got a second to talk?
545
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,166
- If you can talk with my foot
up your ass, go for it.
546
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,544
[both laugh]
547
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,713
- That's an impressive turnout.
548
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,631
You're quite the star.
549
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,134
Big enough
for his own action figure,
550
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:22,012
but I hear only André's
getting that treatment?
551
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,307
- That's on the house.
Now get lost.
552
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,685
- No, no, I insist on paying.
553
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,397
[table rattles]
554
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,025
You know what that is?
That's an expensive French ham.
555
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,529
You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.
556
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,198
You want a action figure?
557
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,992
You got it.
558
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,745
Hell, I'll make your
whole family action figures.
559
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,372
"Professional wrestler's son."
560
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,082
My info's on the card.
561
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,588
- What was he talking about?
562
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,339
- [chuckles]
Oh, it's nothing, son.
563
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,717
Just, uh--
just adult stuff.
564
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,344
- My dad knew his business
was changing,
565
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,597
and he was afraid
of getting left behind,
566
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,890
and that's a fear I know
567
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,850
many Americans
struggle with today.
568
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,101
[patriotic music]
569
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,895
That's why, as your president,
570
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,272
I will make sure none of us
get left behind
571
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:16,942
and that change benefits all,
not just some,
572
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,360
because when I see you,
573
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,613
I see my grandmother,
574
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,740
I see my mother and father,
575
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,368
I see that we're all a part
of one family called America.
576
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:30,414
I'm Dwayne Johnson,
and I approve this message.
577
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,166
♪ ♪
578
00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:36,766
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