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- Pray asshole, pray. - I'm sorry!

TORO LOCO: BLOODTHIRSTY

Pata. You're pursuing a vendetta, aren't you?

- Yes. - Here. Be careful. Safety.

Bye now, caro.

May the donna protect you. Go, go, go.

Siboney! Bellissima.

Look at you, gorgeous.

Well, here it is. Two chicken mayo sandwiches and one ā€œchacareroā€.

- That’s what you ordered, right? - Yes, yes.

- Oh, the change. - Keep it.

Tell me something, my dear. My brother, how is he?

Ahh, good! It's about time you visited him.

- He's your twin brother, uncle! - Now you'll make me cry, bellissima...

- Go, go, go. Are you off home now? - Yes.

Send my regards. Blessings. Bye.

Get into position.

Hi, good morning.

We ran out of breakfast, but I can offer you lunch.

ā€œChurrascoā€ with avocado and mayonnaise, and a coffee.

I guess you have the money to pay...?

Jano! One churrasco with avocado mayo please!

You think you can get high for five bucks, you asshole?

I'll pay you soon! Please, one last time!

Shut up motherfucker!

One avocado mayo coming up!

Thanks.

Excuse me.

What's going on, Siboney? What are you looking at?

Look at those punks, making trouble and scaring the clients away.

No, they're not just making trouble.

They're selling drugs.

- Imagine what'll happen when Grandpa comes. - That’s the last thing we needed.

- Right. That's it. - What.

No, no, Jano, no!

Shit!

You think this is some fucking charity!?

- I wanna get high. - You wanna get high!?

Give me that shit. You're gonna get high, asshole. Motherfucker.

Hey! Why don't you go sell your shit somewhere else!?

My Grandpa's business is already fucked up enough

without you scaring the clients away!

Who brought in this asshole?

Take your shit and get out of here!

This is not just ā€œsome shitā€, you asshole...

This is the drug of the future!

Hold him!

My boss put me in charge of this area!

And if my boss gives me an order...

I must obey, motherfucker!

This is a job like any other! Without social security!

This business is out of your world, you piece of shit!

Do I make myself clear!?

We make more money than what you make in a whole fucking year!

Leave my brother alone!

Oh, "Leave my baby brother alone"!

What are you doing, Siboney! Call the cops!

Oh, the cops! Cops can suck my dick!

My Grandpa will come, and he was in the army!

What are you laughing at?

It seems I'll have to take you away from your fantasy world.

Now I'll show you how the real world is.

I give you the protection count, come on!

You know what?

Your parents didn't teach you to never hit a woman?

Oh fuck! Ah!

I'm having breakfast, so take your shit and fuck off.

Ay ay ay. Ok. C’mon boys! Let's go!

Oh fuck.

Siboney! Look! They left that bag!

Oh! Drop that shit, it's just drugs.

No, Jano! Don't touch that! They're gonna burn our business for those damn drugs!

Stop!

Sir! Are you ok?

- Who are they? - I don't know, bro! I have no idea!

Let him go!

- Don't lie to me! Who are they!? - I don't know! They sell this drug here!

- Who sells it? - I don't know...

- I don't know, we're not drug addicts! - Stop! Let him go!

I’ve found them...

I’ve found them...

Listen, Domingo: you have to obey orders!

Just like I obey my orders from the Mayor! Who pays our bills!?

I had to swallow a cock this big!

Hey boss, I know you like it...

...I mean, you like us to do things well, and obey orders,

but it's as if trouble seeks us out, not the other way around.

Stick your troubles up your ass!

You're acting like rookies, running down the streets, shooting everybody!

And you...

Where the hell is Cuentrejo!

Stop running motherfucker! Stop you piece of shit!

Stop running motherfucker!

Come get me, faggot!

Fucking stop!

I'm dancing, I'm dancing!

Stop you piece of shit!

Stop motherfucker!

Call your mommy now!

Hey, you're hurting me!

What have we got here?

- Stay there! - That's not mine! I just found it!

What do we have here...? Call your mommy meanwhile.

I was just pickpocketing!

You're making shit up!

I just found that shit!

Yeah, right! You didn't just find this shit!

Stand up, motherfucker! Stand up!

This shit isn't mine! Somebody put it in my bag!

Stand up, motherfucker!

- I lost my cap. - Fuck your cap!

- Who is it? - It's me, Judas!

Hurry up, dumbass... We had some problems.

Help me. I'm on my way.

- Work, assholes! - You. Move!

My back fucking hurts, that old fuck hit me hard!

Judas!

Nice to see you Judas. How are you?

A little bit fucked up.

Have the ā€œcandiesā€ been selling well?

Sure, really good, boss...

Nobody wants crack anymore, this is much better,

it's cheaper, and more expensive,

and even though it's more expensive, crack is much more...

...more expensive. Understand?

And that's why this thing is selling great, and it's much more addictive,

everybody is crazy about it, all over Chile!

And that's why you came here?

You could have told me this by phone.

Is there anything else, Judas?

Boss, the thing is...

We had a problem, boss.

A problem!? A problem!?

Monster! Do you know what happened the last time I had a problem!?

When was the last time I had a problem!?

I was the nephew of the most important drug dealer in the South!

And we had a problem!! And the problem left me like this!!

And now they have another problem!! And now they have another problem!!

What problem?

Well...

An old fuck suddenly appeared, and he really kicked our asses,

look how he left Mameluco, also Ukelele, and Andy...

- The motherfucker... - Shut the fuck up!

I'm talking to you, not your dogs!

So you fucked up. You’re gonna be one month with no salary.

One month without salary!

And kill one of your men. Kill one of these assholes!

- Come on boss, don't say that... - Kill one of these assholes!

Let's see who...

That ugly fuck.

Ukelele? Oh, no...

Wait, wait... I know!

Ok.

But Mameluco is my cousin, boss...

We’re cousins! Let me go!

- I'm sorry Mameluco. - Don't fuck with that! Fuck you!

Look at him.

Beautiful.

Ok asshole, now fuck off.

- He was my cousin... - Fuck off!

Let's go. What do we do with the old guy?

I have no fucking idea! Fuck him!

Have him suck your dick! I don't know!

But my uncle can't find out that we lost his drugs!

Fuck off!

We're leaving now.

Clean his drool, you assholes...

Ok, grab Mameluco! Let's go to tell his niece...

Grab the motherfucker!

Let's see the video again. Did you see how he screamed?

We had a good time...

And... where are you from?

Nowhere.

- Don't you have a family or something? - No.

- And where did you come from? - Concepcion.

- Oh, Concepcion! - Stop asking shit, Siboney!

Shit, those fuckers are back.

- I'll go. - No, no!

No, no! You stay here.

Oh, fuck! Grandpa!

Porca miseria, what are you doing with that stick, Jano!?

I walked into the restaurant and I didn't see you there.

We thought it was those punks Grandpa...

What punks!? Where is your sister?

Tata, listen to me.

We have a little problem, and we need your help, ok?

Listen carefully, Jano.

That bunch of drug addicts will come

and they’re gonna trash this business!

Why did you fuck with them! Why, Jano!

But Grandpa, this problem isn't new, it's been like this for quite some time now!

These assholes are selling that new drug on every corner,

you know that!

And that man saved our lives.

He could stay a while, he doesn't have a place to sleep.

Ok?

If you don't know what he does and why he's here...

Oh no!

He left?

I told you Jano, I told you.

Move your ass!

You shouldn't be on the streets anymore!

You’ve gotta be fucking locked up!

- Yeah yeah, shut up, shut up! - You shut up, motherfucker!

Who the fuck do you think you are to tell me to shut up!?

- Move your fucking ass! - Show some respect!

Shut the fuck up!

The Captain is really pissed off with us because of the truck

with drugs that exploded.

And I had to face him by myself!

I don't give a rat's ass about that fucking truck!

This city is full of drugs! And full of these motherfuckers!

Look what I found.

Does this shit explain something to you?

- This asshole won't stop hitting me. - Shut the fuck up!

Where did you find this?

Last night, while I was fucking your sister, and getting drunk...

Listen: I don't have a sister and you know that!

You do have a sister, and she’s already had a taste of this body.

Yeah right, this body. Like this.

Ok, leave this cockroach alone. Listen.

Last night, at that party, they told me this scumbag... this piece of shit...

- This gentleman. - Was selling that shit...

...in shopping malls and high schools...

That's how fucked up we are! I'm sick of this shit!

Calm down, we’ve gotta talk with the Captain now.

Listen, we will keep this between you and me. Ok?

Because I can smell there is much bigger shit going on here!

This is the just the tip of the iceberg,

just like the tip of the dick of this fucking homo!

But... this is the first tip the Captain will stick into you,

if we don't go to talk with him Let's go.

Ok, let's take this asshole to the snitch room.

- Move your fucking ass! - Take it easy!

That's no way to treat me!

Are you gonna talk or not?

I don't know shit, I'm not a fucking snitch.

Oh, he's not a snitch. You don't know my dog, dude.

He has made everybody talk.

We'll see if you won't talk, asshole.

We'll see how brave you are, eh?

Hold on, excuse me. Let's get on with this.

Now we'll see if you want to laugh, motherfucker.

One... Two...

Three!

Oh fuck!!

Fucking shit!!

Speak, motherfucker, speak.

You fucking beast, you can't do that to a man!

Let's see... Right or left testicle?

- Uhm... Right. - Right.

One... two...

Wait a second...

- And... - Three!

Ok, ok, ok! I think I'm starting to remember!

Ok, Domingo, get me pen and paper, let’s write this down.

- Uh, dude. - What the fuck?

Take it easy, I just wanna know what time this guy’s gonna arrive.

- Just shut up. - This guy, Moises, Moises.

- At 1 pm. No shit. - Take it easy!

This asshole has to arrive. He should be at the bus stop!

- Keep quiet! - But look how late it is!

- And the asshole hasn’t showed yet! - Ok, ok...

- Hey bro, are you Judas? - No, I'm Lettuce.

Right...

- Fuck off! - What's wrong with you fucking clowns!

Your face is stupid!

Your face is so stupid it hurts!

- You stay there. - Ok, ok. What are you looking at?

He's the one who has to ask.

Are you Danilo's soldiers?

- No, we're the fucking boy scouts! - Yeah, the fucking boy scouts!

Hurry up, hurry up.

Take the shit out quick, dumbass! Hurry up!

Be careful, this shit is fragile! Ok, ok.

- They're fragile! - Get off the car then!

What the fuck!? Shut the door you fucking clown.

Sell the whole shit, bro. Talk later.

What would you like?

Whisky.

Thanks.

What are you?

I'm Lady Poo-Poo, a diva from here. A go-go dancer.

I see.

But if you want a private dance, you'll have to wait a moment, ok?

No, thanks. I'm not into homos.

Who said I'm a homo, you scumbag?

I did.

So just because I have a wig and make up, you think I'm a fag.

I'm sure everybody here thinks you're a fag.

And...

Tell me cowboy... Why...

...why are you here? What are you looking for?

I'm looking for some guys.

I see...

I thought the cowboy didn't like fags?

Why the fuck do you dress like that?

Actually I'm straight.

Why don't you work in something else?

I've tried.

I was a Business Engineer, I had an MBA.

And I finally ended up here.

The job is decent. It's relaxed.

And at least you don't have to suck anybody's dick to make ends meet.

I'm looking for the man who distributes this.

I'm sorry cowboy, but... I don't get involved with drug dealers.

I'm not a drug dealer. We have an outstanding matter to resolve.

Money?

No. Vengeance.

It would be good if somebody took out the people who are selling

this shit on the streets.

It's ravaging this city.

Do you know somebody who can help me get to him?

I have a nephew. He sells this shit.

Where is he?

I'll tell you later. It's my time to shine.

Bye, cowboy.

I didn't recognize you without that fag paint you had on your face.

It's called make up, and it's considerably more expensive than your shitty clothes.

Tell me about your nephew.

My nephew is a homo. He’s liked dick since he was a kid.

Cut to the chase.

Everybody is into this new drug now.

And he was selling it in the slaughterhouse area.

What's your nephew's name?

Danilo Porrasito, it's like a nickname.

Homos like to use stage names.

And how do I get to the slaughterhouse?

I'll draw you a map.

If you have any trouble, call me, ok cowboy?

You do have a cell phone, don't you?

No.

You should buy one, cowboy.

Excuse me.

Hello? Honey. Yes, I'm on my way.

No, honey. I'll be home very soon.

Don't worry.

See you cowboy, ok? If you need anything just call me.

Yes, honey...

Where can I find Daniel Porrasito?

Over there. He's sucking cock in the bathroom.

I'm looking for Danilo Porrasito.

The skinny homo guy? He's busy. What is it?

Where?

- The information desk is over there. - What is it about?

What the fuck do you care?

Who is looking for me?

I want to know who’s the boss of the gang that sells this shit.

Oh, I sell it.

- Now, I can also give you a... - No, you're just a street seller.

I want to know who is the boss.

Why so many questions? Keep it short, we're not fucking around here.

- Yeah. - Fuck off.

Ok, ok, calm down, ok?

And who gave you my name?

Your uncle.

That fucking fat transvestite.

Turron, Fena: Finish him.

Did you just fart, dumbass?

Are you making fun of my new perfume, asshole? You don't like it?

I've told you so many times: use deodorant, brush your teeth...

- Does this jacket stink? - It fucking stinks!

They told me it was brand new.

You have to learn how to dress. Change your look.

I don't care about how I look. I care about how I smell.

This is the place.

- Let's go fuck some dudes! - Fuck dudes!?

When was the last time you fucked a chick!?

I fucked your sister!

What's your problem with my sister!?

And I don't have a sister!

Oh, fuck!

Let's go!

What a crazy old fuck!

- Give me the gun right fucking now! - Watch out for the cops!

Give me the gun!

Where is that motherfucker?

What's wrong with you?

My heart... The pacemaker...

Go, go, go!

Hurry the fuck up! Run, run!

Jesus fucking Christ!

Watch out.

What's a clown doing with a fucking machine gun!

I might be a clown, but you're a dumbfuck!

Hey, why are you smoking?

It's good for my health.

No, we've talked about this many times, you must quit smoking.

Watch out!

You fuck the clown. You fuck him!

No, no. It's your turn.

No, no. You fuck him. One! Two!

Ok, wait, wait.

Ok, I'll fuck him.

One... Two... Three!

The cowboy!

That motherfucker escaped...

Fuck!!

Motherfucker!!

What the fuck are you looking at?

Calm down, homo.

Calm down.

Give me a second, sweetie, let's speed things up.

Who the fuck is calling now!?

This fucking homo!

Hello, what the fuck is going on?

What!?

The cops are in La Vega? Fuck!

Shit!

Those fucking clowns are gonna snitch.

I’m gonna have to go see the boss, sweetie.

And where will that be?

In hell itself.

...The Brutal Fighter.

Ladies and gentlemen!

It's an honor for me to be here this evening!

And it's a privilege for you!

Because you will see one of the most brutal fights of the last few years!

Maybe the most brutal one!

You'll see bloodshed here.

You'll hear that exquisite, wonderful sound of breaking bones.

You love hearing that, don't you?

Well... Let's present the fighters!

Here...

...directly from Paraiba, Brasil...

Here comes...

Bananada!

And now the fighter you've all been waiting for...

Even with a feeling of vertigo...

From the deep south of Chile...

a man who was eaten away by wild dogs, to become what he is today.

A wild beast, but standing on two feet.

In this corner... the great...

Cachero!!

Go, Cachero, go!

Come on, come on, come on. Eh! Wait, wait, wait.

You both know the rules.

Only one will survive.

And if the other one is half-dead, what do we do?

We all kill him!

Excuse me.

What happened? What happened?

Good evening, boss.

What are you doing here?

Didn't my nephew give you a day off?

Yes sir, and I'm grateful for that.

Then why are you here?

Because we had a problem, boss.

A problem?

- Look, look. - Look at Cachero! Go, Cachero!

Beautiful.

Go on, go on.

A guy came to La Vega. Ok?

He was shooting everywhere, and shot one of the clowns in the hand.

And blew off the clown's hand.

And why is that a problem?

You're worried about two shitty clowns who tell jokes for drugs?

Now they can tell jokes about amputees.

Who gives a fuck.

The thing is the clowns helped me to pack the load, and...

and they were arrested, and they could snitch.

So... the fucking clowns know where the load is?

Well, well, Judas...

That is a big problem, big problem.

But tell me something.

Why are you telling this to me, and not to my nephew?

Because you know how he reacts...

He reacts as he has to react. Because he's a special boy... special boy...

After the bullet in his head, he's a special boy...

He's a special boy.

So what do we do?

We don't do anything for now.

Tomorrow we'll do something. We'll take matters into our own hands.

Now, let's enjoy the fight.

Ok boss. Let's enjoy the fight.

Listen, listen, listen to me.

Judas, the next time you come here like this,

out of nowhere, without permission...

Look at that beast. See him?

The next time you do this...

You will be fighting there against Cachero. Understand?

Don't talk nonsense, boss.

- Fuck you! Fuck off! - Ok, ok. I'm out of here.

Hey bitch, leave me alone!

Hey! Be careful! What the fuck is going on!

How come you bring him here like this!? What's wrong with you!

You'll scare the clients away!

Help me! I'm gonna bleed to death!

Who is this guy? Where did you find him?

You cured me, now cure him.

What do you mean 'him'? I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

Well, him, her, whatever. Cure this piece of shit.

- So, what happened? - I was shot.

You are gonna tell me... who the fuck sells you that drug.

I buy it... from a guy who is like an animal...

His name is sort of biblical...

It's Judas.

Where can I find him?

He's a punk.

He's in the punk scene, that's where you can find him.

What if it's the guy from yesterday? That motherfucker!

I've been looking for the boss of this fucking gang for years.

You are going to tell me where he is hiding.

Otherwise, I will transform you into a chick, for real.

Go fuck yourself.

Hey, no! Stop! Stop it!

So you are Brayathan Perez, huh?

The infamous ā€œTurronā€. What a resumĆ© you have.

Fucking clown, dealer, microdealer... So, a loser.

Thief, huh? A fucking pickpocket.

And my favorite part: pedophile. I fucking hate pedophiles!

- I've never been a pedophile. - I know you have!

- I don't know who told you that. - I know you are a fucking pedophile!

Listen, little clown, you are gonna start talking now, ok?

And you will tell me where the drugs are.

They’re here!

- Where? Here? Here? - Stop! Stop!

Did it hurt?

That's nothing compared to what will happen to you.

So start giving names, fucking clown.

We'll see if you still have the balls to keep eating little children!

We'll see how brave you really are!

Laugh, motherfucker, laugh.

Hello, cowboy?

I'm working right now.

- Leave me alone, you piece of shit! - I'm paying for this, you fat bitch!

I need you to help me.

I'm here with your nephew, and he says he will only speak to you.

That's how fags are, stubborn bitches!

If you still consider him family, get here quickly.

Because otherwise I will kill him slowly, until I get what I want.

No, no, no. Don't do anything.

Stop, asshole! Give me the address.

We'll see if you won’t speak now, you fucking clown.

Fucking pedophile.

How are we going? Uh?

Start talking motherfucker.

Start talking motherfucker!!

What are you looking at, fag? You like me?

She wanted a Happy Meal, and look where you brought us!

I don't have money, they haven't paid me yet!

Let me go, motherfucker!

Ok, take a deep breath. Give me names.

There's a guy...

- ...his name is Judas. - Judas, ok...

He hangs around a high-class, rich guy...

...who goes by the name of Mateo.

- Ok... - That's all.

Are you sure?

You wanted me to speak, right?

I want to be sure that the information you're giving me...

is true, asshole!

One more question...

I want you to tell me...

Who the fuck is that guy...

who goes around with a cowboy hat?

I just know that motherfucker hit me, I don’t know who he is!

Why don’t you tell the cowboy what he wants to know?

I told him already.

- He told you? - Yes.

Why didn’t you tell me?

Because you came straight to beat the shit out of him.

Shit, I just hate these fucking homos!

This asshole is 20 years old, his whole life ahead of him!

And he’s got himself a career selling drugs!

I don’t know how the hell to drag him out of this shit!

It’s ok, take it easy.

Listen to me. In front of your uncle-aunt here,

You’re gonna call the guy who sells this shit,

and tell that I am looking for him. You got it?

Yes.

Here.

Hurry up fucking scientists! I gotta fucking go!

I’m gonna try one of these. If it sucks, I’m gonna kill you.

You fucking scientist.

Fuck!

This shit is sick!

Who the fuck is calling me now?

Hey.

Judas, sweetie, you gotta help me. I’ve been kidnapped.

Who the fuck is there talking that shit?

What do you mean? You’re talking to Porosito.

And why the fuck are you calling me here, you fuckin faggot?

Can’t you see Iā€˜m busy? I’m working!

They’re beating me up, help me.

There’s a crazy guy here, like a cowboy.

He said he wants to talk to your boss.

Cowboy?

Yes. Ok. Thanks sweetie, kisses.

Ok.

He said we should go to this strip club called ā€œNinfomaniacsā€.

What’s that?

My workplace.

Fuck!

Hurry up, get that shit done, I need to take everything!

Fucking scientists, you suck!

- Hey, what about... - Fuck you faggot!

What are you doing here?

Easy Judas, please forgive me, you know...

Shut up fuckin faggot!

He is not a faggot.

I want to know where your boss is.

Which of the two?

- He’s gonna die, he will die! - No!

Get out! Shoot! Kill that motherfucker!

Die fucker!

Go Colibri, cover me! Shoot!

Get out motherfucker!

Colibri, back me up! Cover me!

Cover me Colibri!

Stay there motherfucker!

Or I will shoot this faggot!

I don’t give a shit, I just wanna know your boss's name.

Baldemar!

Baldemar and his nephew, Mateo.

Tell him to get ready...

...because I’ve been looking for him a long time.

Who the fuck are you?

Toro Loco.

Porrasito!

You better take your stuff and get outta here.

Why?

Because I am gonna burn down this shitty town.

Why is this shit happening to me?

Listen to me carefully. This has to be kept secret. Secret. Secret.

Not a word to my nephew, ok? Not a single word.

What did you hear uncle?

Nothing, nothing nephew. Nothing at all.

Just problems this incompetent lazy ass brings me.

But that’s your fault. Your fault nephew, yours.

Because you hire incompetent lazy asses.

What the fuck happened Judas?

The cowboy.

Who gave us problems the other day. He’s back.

Wait, wait, wait... Wait a minute.

So... you knew about this, nephew?

Yeah, a guy who thinks he’s an action hero.

- Toro Loco. - Aah!!

Toro Loco? Toro Loco!

Toro Loco no!!

Toro Loco no!!

Take it easy!

This must be a misunderstanding, nephew.

That damned soul is no longer in this world. He’s in hell.

After that total bloodbath, we couldn’t get rid of Toro Loco!

And now Toro Loco is back!

I wanna get out of here! I wanna go to Brasil!

Wherever, I don’t want to stay!

Calm down!

What’s wrong with him?

What’s wrong? What’s wrong with him?

You are fucking everything up!

You're gonna take the fuckin phone and bring the team together! You got it?

The ā€œspecialā€ team, motherfucker. Ok?

- The 3 of them? Including him? - Yes, including him. Now. Yes!

Take it easy boss. Those 3 are untameable,

and it’s not Christmas yet. You can’t control them!

What did I say!? Fuck you!! Fuck you!!

Get out of here and bring Drug Santa. Outta here, now!

What are you doing? For God’s sake, tell me what are you up to now?

Dressing as a woman is not enough? Tell me what are you up to now!

I am doing it all for our family. For you, for Evelyn.

So please, shut up now, take your stuff and pack!

Evelyn! Bring your stuff please!

Daddy, it’s Christmas time!

Shit!

Honey! Let her go!

Yes? How are you Miss Luisa?

Yes, that’s ok. It’s leaving soon. Immediately. Thanks.

Siboney!

- Come quick! - What is it, Grandpa?

Hello? Yes? Ok! Your lunch is on its way right now.

But, what are you doing with those rollerskates inside here?

Come on Grandpa, you’re overreacting.

It's like you were born with those wheels.

Here, take this.

- Put it here, inside the bag. - Ok.

Ready? Be careful!

I’m not gonna fall, I’m gonna be there faster.

- Where should I go, Grandpa? - Take this to Mr. Dino Sierra.

Tell him to shut his mouth because he’s always complaining

about the taste of the food.

Why do I always have to go so far?

- That way, not too far. - Ok.

Where are you cowboy?

Where are you? I can’t find you.

I have your friend's daughter.

I hope you come to the North Pole to get the kids back.

We'll ruin Christmas together. Ho ho ho!

GO BACK TO HELL!

Now what?

Now grab your stuff and get out of here.

My Grandpa has just been killed!

My only family, and you want me to stay like this?

You don't understand, kiddo. This is my war.

Now it’s ours too.

You know who did this?

These guys are not scumbags. They are professionals.

What are we gonna do?

We need some weapons.

I know who can help us.

Here it is.

Who’s there?

It’s Siboney.

Ah, coming, coming... hello. My dear, Siboney.

How are you?

I am not alone.

I need to ask you a favor.

- You want me to do you the favor? - No, no, no.

I need you to do me a favor.

Ok, yeah, yeah, get inside. Yes.

Come in.

Sir.

Come in, come in.

Alright guys.

This is everything I have right now.

Oh my god...

My brother’s death just killed me.

I feel sick...

Those motherfuckers will pay for what they’ve done.

Toro Loco!

I trust you.

Take all the guns you want,

and use them, they don’t shoot by themselves.

There’s a problem. We don’t have any money.

But who’s talking about money, Siboney?

My darling, please.

Family is the most important thing! And vengeance and vendetta!

Vendetta!

Vengeance for my brother’s death!

Yes.

You’re gonna need something.

My car. Here. Look after it.

Revenge.

Be very careful, watch yourselves.

Help! We're starving! I want my mommy!

We’re starving! We’re hungry!

What the fuck is this?

Toro Loco, did you catch the size of that fucker?

He’s huge. Looks like he’s come right out of a horror film.

Oh shit.

Shut up you fucking kid or I’m gonna eat your ear!

Mommy!

Shut the fuck up!

The kids are hungry? Shut up piece of shit!

Fucking liars.

Hungry, hungry they say.

Are you fucking hungry?

Listen. The real name of this motherfucker is Felipe Elutti.

Former boxer...

Former truck driver...

Schizoid, paranoid, paranoid delirium, schizophrenic, sexual fixations.

In 2007 this asshole worked as Santa in a shopping mall.

And look...

A kid asked him...

Shit, I can’t believe this!

A kid asked him for a games console and he tried to eat him!

Fuck! Ok, I think we are close now.

- This smells nasty. - Smells like shit.

Tell me, Toro Loco...

Man, he is fast.

Take me out of here Drug Santa.

Na na, na-na, na na, nanana.

Shut up little fucker!

Christmas is far away.

And you've been bad, so no Christmas present for you.

Because I don’t like you.

And you know what?

I'll transform you into a deer so you can pull my sledge.

Did you hear me?

Then we'll go to the North Pole and I'll show you my toy factory.

- I’m scared. - Me too. Let's go.

You go first.

So you are the famous Toro Loco, huh?

The one who wants to destroy half of my toy factory.

Hey stop! Stop!

Let my brother go!

Help!

Help!

Duck!

Look at you Toro Loco.

You are a naughty boy you little fool.

Just for being an asshole, there’re no presents for you.

- Where’s your boss? - My boss?

My boss is at the toy factory.

Watch out Toro Loco!

I was waiting for this, you son of a bitch.

I don’t know where you’ve come from, but I rule this city!

Did you hear me?

You can’t go around playing the vigilante.

This city is not alone. Get in!

You know what? You can’t do this! He saved the kids!

Shut the fuck up!

What’s in the bag, Domingo?

What’s in the bag, buddy?

What’s up?

You were always the best at the police academy...

You always wanted to do the right thing...

You had all the whores, you had all the cases,

and you had to mess around with this one?

What’s up bud? What’s up?

- Buddy... - Take it easy!

If you have problems I can help you out.

Ah, motherfucker!

- Why are you doing this? - Shut up!

Wimp! Fucking motherfuckin wimp!

I have debts, asshole.

I’m tired of being poor.

My credit cards are killing me.

Get out of here.

Get the fuck out of here, now!

So you are the famous cowboy.

The one who has killed all those fuckers, huh?

Baldemar and Mateo are really pissed off with you.

They're gonna pay me a lot of money. A lot!

And with that money...

I am leaving to Puerto Rico and Cuba.

To fuck only hot girls with big tits.

Thanks cowboy. All thanks to you.

My name is not cowboy.

- So, what’s your name? - I'm...

...Toro Loco.

All hell broke loose.

Your best friend betrayed you.

Those two kids over there...

...are innocent and are involved in this cause.

And you... What are you gonna do?

Somebody ordered a churrasco?

If you're delivering it...

Let’s go!

Get off the car!

Get out of here! Out!

I’m cool, I’m cool.

Boss, we've got a problem.

- What’s going on? - The factory is being attacked.

Fuck! Protect me!

Go, now! And you too! Protect me! Protect me!

Toro Loco?!

We killed you! And your son!

You’re dead!

Do you believe in God, Toro Loco?

I hope you do.

Here is my nephew, Mateo. Motherfucker!

Huh? You know how much I spent on hospitals? Motherfucker! Huh?

He almost died because of you, you idiot!

You know how it feels to lose a loved one? You know what family is?

Do you? Do you? Well, now you will know.

And here is the son of a bitch.

Sonny boy, huh?

And one more thing... Do you know how much work

I put into this son of a bitch?

This son of a bitch!

Into getting him a lot of whores to seduce him! Huh?

And buying him drugs, and making him work for us? Huh?

And all that work, wasted!

Motherfucker!

No... No...

I don’t wanna die!

I don’t wanna die! No!

Toro Loco! Please, Toro Loco!

I don’t wanna die! Toro Loco!

Boss, the guys in the storage room told me it had been attacked.

I know, I know!

And boss, Mateo didn’t answer my phonecall. But hey Boss... Boss...

Don’t worry.

Hey, Judas.

Judas Thaddeus, come over here.

How is it going?

Yo...

I want my money now. Now.

What? After you screwed it up?

You know what? Go take care of the Boss.

Ah, take care of the Boss?

Don’t forget who you're talking to.

This is not how things are.

I want my money tonight.

You screwed up, didn't you?

You screwed up with Toro Loco, you were this close to bringing him here,

so go take care of the Boss now you fucking rat.

Fucking rat?

Listen scumbag, We’ll talk later...

Money you wanted?

Do the job properly, motherfucker.

Who the fuck is there!

No, no. Easy.

No!

Look at you pretty girl.

Where d’you come from?

Who are you?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but...

you're the granddaughter of the old man from the restaurant?

Yes.

Oh...

It was so sexy to hang his body on the wall.

Bitch!

Siboney!

Nobody touches my princess!

You're here!

Let’s go! Thank you, thank you so much!

Hurry the fuck up!

Fuck this shit, let’s get out of here! Cover me!

Fucker!

Cover me!

Go, go! Shoot!

Let’s go, run! Run, run!

Down!

Die, motherfuckers!

They’re shooting! Die, motherfuckers!

- You’ve got the stars, kiddo? - What the fuck...!?

- Ninja stars! - Ah!

Shit! You're gonna die! I’m gonna kill you all, motherfuckers!

- Die, die, die! - He’s shooting!

- Take this, take this! - Give me that shit!

Fuckin black motherfucker! Watch out! Down!

Get up.

I’m-a gonna kill you all! Die motherfuckers, die!

Get up, kid. Up! Up!

Shit. You're gonna die.

I’m-a gonna kill you all, you motherfuckers!

Die, die, die!

Fuck!

Are you ok, kid? Come here!

Yo, come on, here. Come on.

Well done, come on!

Ah, fuck!

No!

Fuck! No, fuck, no!

No, please! I'm not a bad guy, no, no!

- Let’s go! - No, no, no.

I have to go find my brother.

No, you go.

I'll stay here, watching your back. Go, darling, go!

I take care of you.

Vendetta for my brother! Porca miseria!

What’s wrong, boy?

Let’s go. Toro Loco was already here.

Come on kiddo! Cut the bullshit!

Ok, ok, ok.

There’s no point to keep on shooting bang-bang-bang-bang...

Motherfucker, Toro Loco.

Your fucking son is still rotting in hell.

And you have become a...

...zombie.

- Pray asshole, pray. - I'm sorry!

Easy...

Squeeze, squeeze.

Motherfucker...

No...!

Nooo!!!

I thought about suicide every single night.

I saved this one for me.

But now that I found you..

It’s yours.

Shut your mouth and shoot.

Why do you wanna die so fast, asshole, if you ain’t going to heaven?

I'm not interested in heaven, it’s full of faggots.

I’m going to hell...

and there I’m gonna meet your fucking son.

And you know what I'm gonna do?

I’m gonna kill him again.

Be careful, cowboy.

You think you can show up here and take vengeance, motherfucker?

Domingo, you fucking asshole!

Every bullet returns.

Cuentrejo, are you ok? Are you sure?

Don't worry. It’s just a scratch, Jano.

That son of a bitch...

Give me the gun.

What do we do now, Toro Loco?

Burn the place to the ground.

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