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(suspenseful music)

(footsteps thud)

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- Do you know how long I've been doing this?

The hell I've seen?

- How long have you been doing this?

- Long before you were born, pal.

Demons are either born into this world through the guise

of humans or a human chooses to become one.

Sometimes it takes them a while to know what they are,

sometimes they've always known.

Either way, no age is too young for pure evil.

And we're running out of time.

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(laughter)

- Aren't you going to pick it up losers?

- Why can't you just leave us alone?

- Because I'm having too much fun proving

what losers you are.

(laughter)

- How do you two live?

You're so pathetic.

(laughter)

Whoops.

What?

Gonna use your Siamese Kung Fu on us now?

- The Siamese are from Siam stupid and Kung Fu is Chinese.

Besides, we're not Siamese twins we're conjoined.

- Conjoined?

What does that even mean?

That's even funnier!

(laughter)

- Why do you have to be such monsters?

- We're the monsters?

You've got two of everything.

- We're still two different people.

(gasps)

- Oh my god!

(wailing)

- Go back to the carnival, you freaks.

- Why did you have to stab her?

- Oh stopped taking crap from

that pom pom cheerleading bitch.

The only way to handle a bully is a punch them right back

in their big fat mouth.

Instead you waste all your time reading your stupid books.

(screams)

- You're just as bad as she is.

- I'm trying to help you.

- I wish I could just be separated from you.

- Wouldn't that be nice?

What's stopping you?

You know the doctors can do it.

- The fact that we could die.

- Oh, well, if you had the guts maybe I'd finally

have a spine .

- That doesn't make any sense.

We both have spines.

- I wish

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- All clear?

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- Now maybe they'll think twice before messing with us.

- You shouldn't have done it Jess, now they're pissed.

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- You really thought we weren't gonna figure out

which way you've been going?

- Great, now you can remind us the we're conjoined twins,

you know, in case we forgot.

Hope that hurts like hell.

- It does and now you're gonna pay.

Maybe a night in the old well will teach you a lesson.

- Please Christina don't.

- She doesn't have the guts.

(suspenseful music)

(chuckles)

- Maybe we'll figure out how to get them out,

like tomorrow maybe.

(spits)

- I hate you!

(dramatic music)

- It's freezing.

- We can't even climb the rope in gym.

We're stuck down here just like I'm always stuck with you.

It's all your fault.

You can never stick up for yourself.

- Get away from me.

All you ever do is blame me for everything.

- Dead weight.

- We're in the wishing well

(coins chink)

- Too bad wishes never come true.

(coins chink)

- I believe in wishes.

What do you wish for?

- For Christina and Joe to die a horrible death?

- That's a terrible thing to wish for.

- Maybe wishes do come true.

This one is from the early nineteen hundreds.

Perhaps it's worth something.

(water ripples smoothly)

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- Check this one out.

I've never seen one like this before.

It looks like it's in Hebrew or Arabic, maybe.

I'm not sure.

- How would you know?

- I read?

I wish it were in English.

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What just happened?

- Who cares, you know how money we're gonna make?

- It says three wishes.

- There's more, three rules.

Intention is everything.

- What does that mean?

- It means don't be stupid, stupid.

- Rule two, say I wish to wish.

- Don't interrupt!

Rule three, you can't unwish a wish.

- Awesome, three wishes.

- Two wishes.

- What do you mean two wishes, it says three right there.

- But I wished to be able to read the coin.

I used one.

- Way to go dummy, you wasted one.

- If I hadn't, we wouldn't even know we had three wishes.

- Well, since you royally screwed up, I get the last two.

- That's not fair, we each get one.

(sighs)

- But we have to think carefully about what it says.

The rule sounds complicated..

- I wish to be out of this well and back in the park.

Totally works.

- What the hell?

Now we only have one wish left.

- Ah, I wish we had a million wishes.

- That wish never works, now we've used them all up.

- The rules didn't say that.

Watch, I wish for us to be back in the well.

It didn't work?

- The rules said we can't unwish a wish, remember?

If we wished ourselves out of the well,

we can't wish ourselves back in.

I wish we were back in our room.

- Told ya, that was four, unlimited wishes.

- 999,996 to be exact.

You asked for a million.

Tomorrow at school it's gonna be payback time.

No, wishes are based on intention.

- Right, so we don't have to worry about being too literal,

like in every wishing story ever.

- The coin knows what we mean.

- Jess, we have to think before we wish

and we have to agree.

- I wish you had no wishes.

- When you asked for a million wishes, you said us

and you can't unwish a wish.

I wish that if you ever wish to separate us,

we lose all of our wishes.

- You little bitch.

Then I wish you can't ever wish to separate us

so that we don't lose our powers.

- Good, can't get rid of me, I have to keep my eye on you.

- Wouldn't dream of it.

(suspenseful music)

- Morning losers.

- I wish you'd fall on your face.

- Whoa, ha ha.

- I wish that didn't happen.

- Can't unwish a wish.

- I wish to fix her nose?

- You suck!

(suspenseful music)

- Tomorrow, I will be assigning you new lab partners

and we'll..

(door knocks)

- Excuse me.

- New lab partners, good luck with that.

(laughter)

- I wish you guys never to laugh again, ever.

- I wish that they could make sounds, almost like laughing,

when they normally would be laughing.

(squeaking)

(laughs)

- You're awesome at this.

(suspenseful music)

- I see you both clawed your way out.

Did you call the bearded lady

or did you trapeze yourself out?

(chuckles)

Hey look, they're so hate-able they even hate each other.

- If I was a freak, I'd hate me too.

- You're the pathetic ones.

- You have no idea what it's like

being picked on day after day.

- Yeah, cause we're the ones everyone wants to be like.

- Well, I wish you...

I wish the two of you were conjoined twins just like us.

(screams)

- I wish us out of here.

- [Christina] Oh my god I'm a dude!

- I was having fun.

You know we could have ended up anywhere.

Why the well?

- Intention is everything, I thought of it.

(laughs)

- Oh my god, did you see their faces?

- Why couldn't you just wish for her to leave us alone?

- And let her off easy?

Hell no!

That was justice if I ever saw it.

- Ruining their lives?

- They left us for dead, Jen.

The only way to stop a bully is to be the bully.

Christina did what she wanted because popularity is power.

We have the power now.

- And you're abusing it.

That makes us just like her.

- So?

We deserve her life.

Damn, I should've connected them by their faces.

Wait, I still can, can't I?

- I wish for Christina and Joe

to forget ever not being conjoined.

- Unbelievable.

Where's the torture in that?

- They're the first boy/girl conjoined twins ever.

Isn't that torture enough?

- I wish for them to wet their beds once a week

for the rest of their lives.

- Stop it, Jess.

- All right, that's it.

If you wanna make a wish, you have to run it by me first.

If not, I'll unwish it.

- You can't unwish a wish.

- I'll figure something out.

- If you hate me so much, why don't you just wish me dead?

- Because you're my sister.

- Whatever, I'm bored.

Let's go home.

(suspenseful music)

You're back.

- Was I dreaming?

- I doubt it.

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- You're doing this to me.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

- I've been wishing while you're asleep.

I like to wish you dead,

then six hours later bring you back.

That way I can relax without you, you know.

That way I can keep my powers

in case that counts as separation,

'cause I wasn't really sure on what you intended, you know.

I created a monster.

- I'm not the monster, you are!

- No stupid, I really created a monster, in there.

Tomorrow, I think I'll bring it to school

and let it kill everyone.

Won't that be fun to watch?

You want to see my monster now?

- No.

- Hey monster, show yourself.

(door knocks)

(grunts)

- I wish that monster away.

- You can't unwish a wish, Jenn.

- I wish it can't harm anyone, ever.

(grunts)

- Damn it Jenn, I'd kill you permanently

but you'd literally be dead weight.

I'd wish for you not to wish any more,

but I can't unwish my wish to have a million wishes.

I'd wish to be separated from you,

but then I'd lose all my powers.

I need to get rid of you, but I don't know how.

- I wish you couldn't harm anyone ever.

- Won't work Jenn,

I've already wished to harm too many people.

- Then I wish we were separated.

- I already wished you can't wish that.

- Then I wish we were in surgery

about to be separated by someone else.

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(beeping)

- I wish, I wish, I wish..

No!

(beeping continues)

- No, no more

(beeping)

I wish one remembers you ever existing.

(beeping)

(bell rings)

- Jeez folks, don't piss her off.

- You killed your sister?

- Yes, and it was the hardest most awful thing ever.

That's why I'm here now.

I just came from the hospital.

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Can't you see that I've saved you all?

She was dangerous.

- Okay, so another murder, what now?

- Wish kid, mind wishing to reveal the demon, save us time?

- I can't wish anymore.

I wished to be separated, remember?

- Is she the demon, Mac?

- Certainly has the makeup, but so do the rest of you.

Like her coin said, intention is everything.

I don't know what any of you were thinking.

- That was the first intentional murder.

- Oh please, they've all been intentional.

- Well, that just leaves you then, pretty boy.

- Me?

Oh.

Mine's pretty silly actually.

It's not like I killed anyone or anything.

You know, it's trivial.

- Somehow I doubt that.

- Well you wouldn't believe me if I told you anyway.

Okay, maybe you guys would.

Fine, let's get this over with demon hunter.

(exhales sharply)

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