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ANNOUNCER: Previously:
- Who says that in the middle of sex?
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I don't know.
It was the heat of the moment.
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No, the heat of the moment is,
"Oh, yeah, just like that."
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Not, "Will you marry me?"
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HOWARD: NASA really wants my telescope up
on the Space Station...
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...so they're putting me
on an earlier launch.
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- When?
- A week from Friday.
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What? But we're getting married
that Sunday.
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You're right. I can't go to space.
I have to get married.
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No one can say that's not a good reason.
I'll call them back.
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- Have the wedding when you get back.
- Your dad's gonna be furious.
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There's no way he's gonna let us
postpone this wedding. Well, we tried.
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I'll talk to him.
He won't say no to his little girl.
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No, I... l should talk to him,
you know, man-to-man.
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All right, look, I'm gonna level with you.
I'm terrified about going into space.
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You know,
what if I don't make it back?
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It's gonna be okay, son.
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You really think so?
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Of course.
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A pretty girl like Bernadette?
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She'll find a new guy.
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MAN: (IN RUSSIAN OVER RADIO)
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(IN RUSSIAN)
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- Hey, Mike?
- Yeah?
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I changed my mind.
I don't wanna do this.
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- Good one.
- Yeah, I'm a funny guy.
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I also have a hysterical bit
planned for later...
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...where I pretend to cry
through the whole launch.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS)
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- Sheldon, what channel is NASA TV?
- Two-eighty-nine...
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...right between
the Game Show Network at 288...
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...and the East Coast feed
of the Disney Channel on 290.
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I love his eidetic memory. It's so sexy.
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Sheldon, what are the ingredients
in Pringles?
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Dried potatoes, vegetable oil,
corn flour, wheat starch...
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...maltodextrin, salt,
and my favorite ingredient of all...
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...uniformity.
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The uterus quivers, does it not?
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There's Howard's rocket...
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- ...live from Kazakhstan.
- Oh, I'm so nervous.
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I don't think I can watch.
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You're nervous? I've been stress-eating
for four days. Look at me.
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I'm wearing my fat pants.
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Remarkable.
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In just under a half hour,
200 metric tons of fuel will ignite...
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...in a controlled explosion
right beneath Howard's keister.
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And all from a country whose entire
contribution to the global economy...
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...has been "Tetris"
and mail-order brides.
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Give me those damn Pringles.
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(IN RUSSIAN)
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MAN: (ON RADIO)
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Okay, we're in the final countdown.
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- How you doing over there?
- Good, good.
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Quick question.
I missed it in the briefing.
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How much urine do these suits hold?
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Hey, Froot Loops,
wanna hit your fan switch?
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Check.
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He calls you Froot Loops
because of your very gay haircut?
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No, it's because I live with my mom
and she makes me Froot Loops.
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Go with gay story.
People are more accepting of that.
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Actually, Froot Loops
just got married to a girl.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks.
We decided to do it before the launch.
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You and Mrs. Loops
have a big wedding?
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Not exactly.
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Listen, if you don't mind,
I'm not really up for chatting.
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I'm just gonna sit here quietly
and let my life flash before my eyes.
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(SIGHS)
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That went really quick.
Let me try it again.
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Close your eyes. Put out your hand.
I got you something special.
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Come on, Howard,
I'm not falling for that again.
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No, here.
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Oh, Howie, a little star.
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It's beautiful.
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Put it on me.
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Okay, but I'm gonna have
to get it back from you...
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...so I can take it
to the international Space Station.
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That way, when I come home...
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...you will have a star
that was actually in space.
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(GASPS)
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Oh, my God.
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Take that, every guy
who's ever bought you anything.
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This is the most amazing gift
I've ever gotten.
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Really? If you like it that much,
close your eyes and put out your hand.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: I'm going to the
supermarket to buy snacks for your trip!
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Do you want me to get those
little boxes of Froot Loops you like?
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No. When I eat Froot Loops,
the other astronauts make fun of me!
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I don't wanna wait
until you're back to get married.
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What?
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I wanna be married to you
before you get in that rocket.
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But I'm leaving in two days.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
What about Apple Jacks?!
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I don't need to take cereal!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
What kind of breakfast do you think...
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...they're gonna give you in Russia?!
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They invented blintzes! I'll be fine!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: They invented
the light bulb in New Jersey!
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It doesn't mean they hand them out
to you when you go!
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We'll have a little ceremony
with just our friends.
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We'll still have the big reception
with everyone when you get back.
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Wow, okay, let's get married.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
You know what?!
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I'll buy you All-Bran in case
you get stopped up in outer space!
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We decided to go down to city hall
this afternoon, get married...
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...and then have the reception
when Howard gets back.
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- That's so great.
- Cool.
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We know it's short notice,
but we'd love you all to come with us.
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No, no, no,
this is not the wedding I wanted.
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I wanna wear
my maid-of-honor dress...
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...walk down the aisle
with a hundred eyes on me...
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...while a string quartet plays
"The way You Look Tonight."
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That wasn't our processional music.
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Well, it was gonna be mine.
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Thank you for the invitation,
but I have to decline...
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...because it doesn't sound like
something I'll enjoy.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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That's what you said about
the Green Lantern movie.
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You were 114 minutes of wrong.
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So, what do you say, Amy?
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- Can I wear my maid-of-honor dress?
- Seriously? Wear that thing to city hall?
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It's all I have left.
You gonna take that from me too?
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- Amy, you look great.
- I know.
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Where'd you get a beer?
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From that happy young couple over there
with all the tattoos.
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Beautiful story. They're in rival
drug gangs and they're getting married.
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Shh. No one can know.
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Look at all these people in love.
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Kind of gets you thinking, doesn't it?
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It does, indeed.
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Leonard, is it awkward
being here with Penny...
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...given that you recently
proposed to her?
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- You proposed?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
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Where'd he pop the question?
What'd you say?
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- She said no. Can we drop it?
- Lt wasn't a real proposal.
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- Why wasn't it a real proposal?
- He asked her during coitus.
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Did you get down on one knee
or were you already there? Ha, ha!
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Don't talk like that
on your wedding day.
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Sorry, Ma... Bernadette.
Ma... Bern... You're my Bernadette.
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- Good move telling Sheldon.
- Can't propose, can't talk to my friends.
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Is there anything else
I'm not allowed to do?
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All right, that's enough.
Today is not about you two.
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Today is about Howard
and Bernadette and me.
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Folks, can I have your attention?
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It's 5:00.
We're gonna take three more couples.
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The rest have to come back
on Monday.
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- No.
- I got this.
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Excuse me, but is there any way
you can squeeze us in?
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See, I'm an astronaut
and I'm leaving for Russia on Sunday...
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...so I can take a Soyuz rocket
to the international Space Station.
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Yeah, me too. I'll see you there.
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I can't believe
we're not gonna get married.
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I'm gonna go see if the couple at the
front of the line needs a maid of honor.
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So I tell my wife,
"Get a dog, don't get a dog.
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I'm not walking it, I'm not feeding it,
I'm not picking up after it."
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You know you're gonna wind up
walking it.
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I know.
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Um, shouldn't you guys be talking
about space stuff instead of dogs?
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Dimitri, Froot Loops
would be more comfortable...
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...if we talked about space stuff.
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Okay. I'm going into space.
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And when I come back,
I have to pick up a poodle crap.
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Is that better?
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Thanks.
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You know, we could always drive
to Vegas and get married.
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No, isn't that kind of tacky?
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I know tons of people
who got married in Vegas.
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- Are any of them still married?
- Yeah.
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I mean, not to the same people,
but...
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There's gotta be someplace special
we could do it.
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Leonard, where did you envision
marrying Penny?
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Will you shut up?
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I know how to make it special.
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I told you, we are not re-creating
the wedding from The Sound of Music.
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Yes, you made that brutally
clear to me.
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What I was going to suggest is...
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...if you're willing
to wait until Sunday morning...
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...the Google satellite
will be over Pasadena.
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You can have your wedding
photographed from space.
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- Whoa.
HOWARD: That's so cool.
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- Way to go, Raj.
- I keep telling you.
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If I wasn't an astrophysicist,
I would've been a party planner.
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It was always a coin-flip.
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Okay, so we know
we're gonna do it Sunday morning.
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Now we need to find a good place
for the satellite to see us.
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How about our roof?
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- Oh, I like that.
- That's great.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I can't believe my maid-of-honor dress
is gonna be on Google Earth.
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So we have the where
and the when...
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...but we still need to figure out
who's gonna do the ceremony.
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Anyone can go online
and get ordained as a minister.
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I know a piercing parlor
where they'll marry you...
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...and stick a wedding ring
through any body part you want.
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Right, well, who's it gonna be?
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I'll do it, provided I can perform
the ceremony in Klingon.
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No.
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What do you see in her?
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(IN RUSSIAN)
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Leaking? What's leaking?
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Fuel. Shh.
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MAN: (ON RADIO IN RUSSIAN)
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There's fuel leaking
and we're still gonna go?
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Don't lose your Froot Loops,
Froot Loops.
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This happens a lot.
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Nine times out of 10, no problem.
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- What happens on the 10th time?
- Problem.
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Hey, guys, before I forget,
I got you a little groomsmen present.
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- Thanks.
- You didn't have to.
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Fantastic Four Annual Number 3
from 1965 in mint condition.
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The one where Mr. Fantastic
and the invisible Girl get married.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, dear.
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- I was afraid of this.
- What?
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While a thoughtful gift,
this comic book in this condition...
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- ...is worth at least $100.
- Yeah, so?
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I bought you and Bernadette
a gravy boat worth $88.
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Which places me in your debt,
and I can't be in your debt...
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...because someday,
you might ask me to help you move...
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...or to kill a man.
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I doubt he'll ask you to kill a man.
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Well, what if it's his only way out?
I can't risk it.
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Here is $12.
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Now we're even. Wait, wait, wait.
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I bought a card. Give me $2.
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For the record,
this is why I hate gift-giving.
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AMY: Who is it?
- Lt's the groom.
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You can't come in.
Bad luck to see the bride.
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Okay, fine.
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Bernie, I have to go pick up my mother!
I'll be right back!
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BERNADETTE:
Why can't she drive herself?
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00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,857
She doesn't wanna sit in her dress
and wrinkle it!
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00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,068
So I'm gonna lay her down
in the back of my neighbor's van!
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00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,697
BERNADETTE:
All right, just hurry!
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00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:30,577
Okay, I'll see you later, Ma...
Uh, lovely bride-to-be!
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00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,122
I really gotta watch that.
239
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,005
Come on, Raj, we're ready to start.
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00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,466
We're ready when I say we're ready.
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00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,677
(MUTTERING)
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Oop. Ahem.
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00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,724
Okay. Now we're ready.
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00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:57,061
Ma, you wanna move your chair
over here so you can see?!
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00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:01,608
MRS. WOLOWITZ: I'm fine where I am!
I don't wanna fall off the roof!
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00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,487
You'll fall through the roof
before you fall off it.
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00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,574
Penny?
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00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,952
(VIVALDI'S "SPRING"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,624
Your new mother-in-law
is a piece of work.
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00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,417
Not now, Dad.
251
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,628
She's got a bigger mustache than me.
252
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,507
Here you go.
253
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,929
Here you go? What am I, a football?
254
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,980
Like that guy could catch a football.
255
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,902
"Howard and Bernadette,
the five of us stand before you...
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00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,988
...as your friends
and newly ordained ministers."
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00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,658
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Louder!
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00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,579
They all got ordained!
They're all marrying us! It's adorable!
259
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,831
If you wanna hear, come closer!
260
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:06,714
"Guys, when I look at the two of you
starting your lives together...
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00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,676
...it fills my heart...
262
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,138
(VOICE CRACKING)
it fills my heart..."
263
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,057
Okay, I'm gonna need a minute.
264
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,102
Okay, I'll go. Ahem.
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00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,645
"Howard and Bernadette...
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00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,148
...I know you two planned on getting
married in a big, fancy wedding.
267
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,986
When you're in love, it doesn't matter
where or how these things happen.
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00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,531
It just matters
that you have each other."
269
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,158
LEONARD:
Hmm.
270
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,539
- Problem?
- No.
271
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,002
I think the Reverend Hofstadter
is making an ironic connection...
272
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,004
...between your statement
about love...
273
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,340
...and your rejection of his proposal
in the bedroom.
274
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,633
Oh, grow up.
275
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,760
- Hey, I didn't say it.
- That's enough.
276
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,221
- Well, he started it.
- Well, I'm ending it.
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00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:03,604
"Bernadette, I wanna thank you for
allowing me to be your maid of honor.
278
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,358
I also want you to know
that I will be happy to do it again...
279
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,028
...if this marriage craps out."
280
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,412
Thank you, Amy. Very touching.
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00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,707
"Howard and Bernadette...
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00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,918
...you are lucky enough
to be best friends who love each other.
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00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,714
And that's the strongest kind of love,
because at its core...
284
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:34,302
...it has kindness, patience
and respect."
285
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:38,639
Qualities that are hard to find
in people these days.
286
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,022
Would you like some aloe vera?
287
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,107
You just got burned.
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00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,029
All right, my turn. Ahem.
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00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,532
"Howard, Bernadette:"
290
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,328
(SPEAKING IN KLINGON)
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00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,623
Sheldon, I told you, no Klingon.
292
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,630
Fine, I'll do it in English,
but it loses something.
293
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,385
"The need to find another human being
to share one's life with...
294
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,304
...has always puzzled me.
295
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,142
Maybe because I'm so interesting
all by myself.
296
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,898
With that being said, may you find
as much happiness with each other...
297
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,818
...as I find on my own."
298
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,487
The Klingon would have made you cry.
299
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,367
I believe you two have prepared vows?
300
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:48,000
Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you,
this is going to be short and sweet.
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00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:55,716
I love you with all my heart and soul
and promise to be with you forever.
302
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,474
Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...
303
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,434
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Speak up!
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00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,688
Hey, from now on, she's the only
woman who can yell at me!
305
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:19,991
Until I met you, I couldn't imagine
spending my life with just one person.
306
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:27,707
And now I can't imagine spending
one day of it without you.
307
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:33,963
ALL: By the power vested in us
by the state of California...
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00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,548
And the Klingon High Council.
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00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:42,930
ALL:... we now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,327
That's ignition.
311
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,412
I love this part!
312
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,080
Me too!
313
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,459
I have strongly mixed feelings.
314
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,630
Oh, my God, it's happening.
315
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,216
- Did I miss it?
- No, come on in. Hurry.
316
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,218
(MAN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN
ON TV)
317
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,845
I love that man.
318
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,139
Me too.
319
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,853
I can't believe it.
320
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,815
This whole time,
a small part of me thought he was lying.
321
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,405
This is it.
322
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,742
Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
323
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,078
(MAN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN
ON TV)
324
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:53,626
(HOWARD YELLING AND SOBBING)
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