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- What are you doing?
- Oh, Priya's calling in a few minutes...
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...on Skype
and we are gonna have a dinner date.
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It's 8:00 in the morning in Mumbai.
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How can she have dinner?
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Whatever.
Priya will be having breakfast.
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All right.
So technically, it's not a dinner date.
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I suppose you could call it
a, uh, dinfast date.
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But if you did, you'd open yourself
to peer-based mocking...
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...such as, "Hey, Leonard, how was
your dinfast with Priya last night?"
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That doesn't sound like mocking.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Dinfast.
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Are those soy-based candles?
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I don't know. Why?
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Paraffin candles
may contain carcinogens.
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Unless lung cancer is the ambiance
you were going for at your dinfast.
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Dinfast.
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I don't wanna be rude,
but Priya's gonna be calling, so...
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Oh, yes. Priya.
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Leonard, you know I make a point...
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...of never interfering
in your personal affairs.
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Yes, I've always admired that
about you.
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As well you should.
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But I'm going to make
an exception here.
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Oh, good.
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Priya has moved back to India
to pursue her law career.
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Instead of desperately trying to keep
this intercontinental relationship alive...
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...you could use that time
to take up a hobby.
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- A hobby?
- Yes.
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I read recently about a fellow in Kansas
with an enormous ball of twine.
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I bet you could give him
a run for his money.
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You know, some people might say...
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...that it's great that we're trying
to make things work.
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They'd say things like, "Love is stronger
than the miles between you."
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When I rise to power,
those people will be sterilized.
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You video chat with Amy all the time.
How is this different?
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Don't you like Amy?
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- Of course, I like Amy.
- Well, there's the difference.
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(SKYPE RINGS)
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Excuse me, that's Priya.
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- Hi, Leonard.
- Hey, honey.
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- I miss you.
- Oh, I miss you too.
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I miss the old days...
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...when your romantic partners
could be returned to the video store.
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Thanks for letting me stay here while
Leonard Skypes with his girlfriend.
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Oh, it's no problem.
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It's actually kind of nice.
You reading, me reading.
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We're like an old married couple.
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If we were an old married couple...
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...the wife would serve iced tea
and snickerdoodles.
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I don't have iced tea
and snickerdoodles.
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A good wife would go to the store.
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I want a divorce.
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Good. On the way to see the lawyer,
pick up some tea and cookies.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I must say,
I am enjoying your new chair.
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- Oh, it's great, isn't it?
- It is.
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Aligns the lumbar, cradles the coccyx,
balances the buttocks.
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- This is a chair worthy of the name.
- What name?
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Chair.
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Well, I'm glad you like it.
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I mean, I still can't get over the fact
someone just threw it away.
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- What?
- It was just sitting on the street.
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I paid a homeless guy
to help me get it up here.
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Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
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- What is wrong?
- I've been sitting in garbage.
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Sheldon, take it easy.
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You take it easy.
I need to use your shower.
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I went into this marriage
with so much hope.
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There's a wet Band-Aid
on the shower floor.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Heh, this is fun. I've never used
a hydraulic thermoforming press before.
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It's pretty sweet, huh?
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This little baby set the university back
a hundred and seventy-five grand.
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That's three minutes.
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- Should we see what we got?
- Hang on.
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Oh, yeah.
This is one good-looking panini.
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- Hand me the tuna melt.
- Yup.
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Thank you.
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How's it going
with the long-distance love affair?
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It's not easy,
but we're making it work.
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When you say making it work...
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...does that include
doing the cyber-nasty?
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- What?
- You know, the virtual pickle tickle, heh.
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The digital:
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(HUMMING PORN MUSIC)
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Dude, this is my sister
you're talking about.
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Hey, Leonard jiggling his junk at her
through a webcam...
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...has gotta be easier to deal with
than him touching her with it.
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There's no junk-jiggling. We just talk.
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Are you insane? With high-speed
Internet, you have at your fingertips...
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...the greatest advancement in the field
of sex since the invention of the washcloth.
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I can't do that.
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Heh, well, if you don't,
you're gonna lose Priya...
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...to some fancy guy in a turban...
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...who grew up
with Kama Sutra coloring books.
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How can you be so racist?
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Oh, come on, tell me I'm wrong.
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Oh, Leonard, good, there you are.
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I need you to check my head
for chair lice.
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I did it last night,
I'm not doing it again.
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Just his head, right?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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You didn't catch bugs
from Penny's chair.
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Yes, I did. And now they're cavorting
at the base of my hair follicles...
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...like dancing hippies
at the Redwood National Forest.
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Sheldon, you do this all the time.
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You fixate on some crazy idea
and then blow it way out of proportion.
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Name one time I've ever done that.
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How about when you put GPS trackers
in your garbage...
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...because you were convinced North
Korean spies were stealing your doodles.
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The chicken nuggets
you were sure were human nuggets.
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The strangely-shaped cloud
that was following you around town.
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The time you put on my shirt...
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...and were convinced
you'd started growing again.
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I said name one. You really need
to work on your listening skills.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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Hello.
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You need to remove that chair
from the building. It's a health hazard.
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I took off the slipcovers, had them
dry-cleaned and fumigated the cushions.
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- Really?
- Yeah, it's cleaner than my couch.
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Found half a Hot Pocket in there.
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It certainly looks okay.
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Has a strong toxic chemical smell.
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- That's reassuring.
- Why don't you give it a try, Sheldon?
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All right.
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Oh.
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It is a comfortable chair.
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00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,982
Why don't you just admit
you overreacted?
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No, thank you.
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It's like living with a Chihuahua.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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What's up, buttercup?
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- You have to get rid of the chair. You...
- Nope.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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What's the word, hummingbird?
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For your safety...
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...please wait in my apartment
as I call the authorities...
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...so they may remove
the chair of death.
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No.
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Penny. Penny. Penny.
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What's the gist, physicist?
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Under my authority
as a self-appointed member...
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...of the Centers for Disease Control
street team...
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...these premises are condemned.
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As a man with a keen sense of style...
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...I must tell you,
that chair does not work with the room.
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Penny. Penny.
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(SCREAMS)
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Penny.
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So here we are. Back in bed together.
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Yep, here we are.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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- Okay, so I guess I'll just jump right in.
- All right.
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You're a naughty girl...
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...and I wanna punish you
with my love.
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What?
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- Not good?
- That's terrible. Try again.
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Okay. Uh, uh, you're not naughty, uh...
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You're dirty.
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You're...
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You're a dirty girl?
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Oh, yes. Yes, I am.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
You're a... You're a...
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You're a dirty...
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...disgusting, revolting girl.
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(GROANS)
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- God, Leonard. Stop talking.
- Why don't you give me five minutes?
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I'll Google how to do this,
I'll call you right back.
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Shh...
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Just be quiet and do what I tell you.
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Okay, like usual, good.
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Take off your shirt.
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Alrighty.
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Shirt coming off.
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Ta-da. Man nipples.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- I said be quiet.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Now take off your shorts.
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Taking shorts off.
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There we go.
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Naked, naked, naked.
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Wonderful.
Now I'll take off my clothes.
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Cool.
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Uh-oh.
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Here I am, baby.
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You miss these?
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- Damn it.
- Oh, Leonard. Already?
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No, no, no.
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00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,055
The screen froze.
It's probably just buffering.
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- Just give it a second?
- Fine.
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So how are your mom and dad?
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I really don't want to talk
about my parents.
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Yeah. Sure, sure.
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SHELDON: If your video's frozen,
try resetting the TCP/IP stack.
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Oh.
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- I didn't even think of that. Thanks.
SHELDON: You're welcome.
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Let me know when you are done
hogging the bandwidth for self-abuse.
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I'm trying to stream a movie
on Netflix in here.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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(SINGING):
Tall and tan and young and lovely
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The girl from Ipanema goes walking
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And when she passes
Each one she passes goes
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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SHELDON:
Amy. Amy. Amy.
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00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,697
Oh.
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Your ritualistic knocking behavior
is symptomatic...
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- ...of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- Is not.
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00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,170
Is not. Is not.
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Denial. Denial. Denial. Come in.
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Thank you.
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00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,678
Would you like to hear me play
a bossa nova standard?
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00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,514
No.
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00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,934
How about the theme song
to the television show Diff'rent Strokes?
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(SINGING):
Now the world don't move to the
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SHELDON:
No.
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00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,234
Well, that's every song I know.
What's up?
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You're good friends with Penny, right?
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Best friends, besties.
BFFs, peas-in-a-pod...
220
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,909
...sisters who would share
traveling pants. Go on.
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00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,038
I was hoping she might listen to you...
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00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:56,125
...about the dangers
of owning unhygienic furniture.
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00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,545
For general educational purposes...
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...or has she acquired a bar stool
dipped in cholera?
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00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,051
Cholera is water-borne.
You're mocking me.
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00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,845
Yes, I am.
227
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,850
Penny has dragged a chair in off
the street whose unknown provenance...
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00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,478
...jeopardizes the health and welfare
of every resident in our building.
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00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,649
Just because you have a focus on
cleanliness bordering on the psychotic...
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...doesn't mean I have to participate.
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00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,822
All right. Name your price.
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Kiss me
where I've never been kissed before.
233
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,789
You mean like Salt Lake City?
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00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,751
Never mind. I'll talk to Penny.
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00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,378
Thank you.
236
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,380
Will you listen to me
play my harp now?
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00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,258
No. I dislike the sound of the harp.
238
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,469
Its overuse
in classic television sitcoms...
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00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,432
...always makes me think I'm going
to experience an episode from my past.
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00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,644
I'm sorry, Mommy. Don't be mad at me.
Don't do that.
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00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,025
I don't know about this, Howard.
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00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,570
What? You're having trouble
with the long-distance love-making.
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00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,946
This is your answer.
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00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:10,617
There are two interfaces
that simulate a human mouth.
245
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:14,537
You have one, Priya has one in India.
When you move your lips and tongue...
246
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,248
...it transmits exactly
what you're doing to hers.
247
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,834
See? Internet kissing.
248
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,509
Give it a try.
249
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,054
I don't think so.
250
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,723
I'll try it.
251
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,355
Like this?
252
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,606
Almost.
253
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,109
Really get your tongue in there
to activate the motion sensor.
254
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,196
Like this?
255
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,575
- Close. Really French it.
- All right.
256
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,752
- Better?
- Yeah, you got it, you got it.
257
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,007
I'm impressed. This is very lifelike.
258
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,135
Whoa, you just bit my tongue.
259
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,596
Oh, I nibbled. I was being playful.
260
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:18,309
Why do you have to
make everything weird?
261
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,520
Sorry.
262
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,485
- Better?
- Oh, yeah.
263
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,996
Pretty cool, huh? Probably would have
cost, like, 200 bucks in a store.
264
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,664
I do appreciate a bargain.
265
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,418
This entire ensemble
once belonged to my dead grandmother.
266
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,754
- You're kidding?
- Everything except bra and panties.
267
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,425
They're a leopard-spotted secret
I share with Victoria.
268
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,511
And now me, heh.
269
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,848
I just have one question
about the chair.
270
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,558
And what's that?
271
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,686
Aren't you worried about it
being unhygienic?
272
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,149
No. It's completely fi...
273
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,609
Hmm.
274
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:12,155
I get it. Sheldon sent you.
He put you up to this.
275
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,448
- No, he didn't.
- Really?
276
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,367
Yes, he did, he absolutely did.
277
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,912
Oh, my God, Amy,
that's really crappy of you.
278
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,330
- It is?
- Yeah.
279
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,750
Letting Sheldon use you
to manipulate me?
280
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,334
I thought you were my friend.
281
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,920
No, I am your friend.
Please don't be mad at me.
282
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,631
I can't even believe this.
Maybe you should just go.
283
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,176
No, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. I take it all back.
284
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,596
Look, I'm, uh... I'm sitting in your chair,
there's nothing wrong with it.
285
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,557
Please let me continue
to be part of your world.
286
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,768
Ow.
287
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,144
What's wrong?
288
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,272
Something in the chair is
biting my tushy. It's not importa... Ow.
289
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,982
Wait, wait, get up. Get up.
290
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,818
(BOTH SCREAMING)
291
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,703
Swear you won't tell Sheldon!
292
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,830
I swear!
293
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,377
Can I tell my doctor?
I'm gonna need shots!
294
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,338
PENNY:
Yeah, sure!
295
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,930
Oh, hey, babe.
I think I've figured this thing out.
296
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,140
- Oh, Leonard, listen...
- No, you listen.
297
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:25,853
You're my woman and I'm gonna make
you feel things you've never felt before.
298
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,523
- Leonard...
- That's right, say my name.
299
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,944
And beg me for more
because I'm gonna give it to you.
300
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,324
My parents are here.
301
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,121
Hello, Leonard...
302
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,290
...if I may also say your name.
303
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,174
- Check it out. Free chair.
- Yeah.
304
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,219
You know, if this was in Sheldon
and Leonard's apartment...
305
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,055
...I wouldn't wind up sitting on the floor
all the time.
306
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,432
On three.
307
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,143
(CHUCKLES)
308
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,894
- Three.
- Three.
309
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,357
What kind of idiot throws away
a terrific chair like this?
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