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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:53,261 LUCY AND EZEQUIEL INVITE YOU TO CELEBRATE THEIR WEDDING 4 00:01:53,361 --> 00:01:55,193 ON SATURDAY 13 AUGUST 2019 5 00:01:56,898 --> 00:01:59,060 The next time we're here, 6 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,292 I'll be Mrs. Alcantara. 7 00:02:01,636 --> 00:02:04,367 What a lucky guy. And look, his name is the same as mine. 8 00:02:05,874 --> 00:02:06,864 Idiot. 9 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:10,701 Mr. Alcantara! Today's the big day. 10 00:02:11,379 --> 00:02:13,074 No, the wedding is tomorrow. 11 00:02:13,147 --> 00:02:14,444 Who mentioned a wedding? 12 00:02:14,716 --> 00:02:16,616 Today's the bachelor party. 13 00:02:16,718 --> 00:02:19,653 Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears. 14 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:21,411 Cheers-- 15 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:24,220 You're dead if you don't keep your promise. 16 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:26,420 Right now? Here? 17 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:27,984 Okay, but it'll have to be a quickie. 18 00:02:28,263 --> 00:02:29,788 What? Zequi, no. 19 00:02:29,898 --> 00:02:31,889 - No, what? - You know what I mean. 20 00:02:31,966 --> 00:02:33,832 - No, what? - You promised 21 00:02:33,935 --> 00:02:35,460 you wouldn't drink at the bachelor party. 22 00:02:36,271 --> 00:02:37,329 And I promise I won't. 23 00:02:38,139 --> 00:02:41,632 It'll be so innocent we could have it in a convent. 24 00:02:45,146 --> 00:02:46,136 Zequi's word. 25 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:56,014 Here's to Zequi, 26 00:02:56,124 --> 00:02:58,991 who swore he'd never go back to jail, but now he's getting married. 27 00:03:00,495 --> 00:03:01,519 Cheers! 28 00:03:02,931 --> 00:03:05,127 - Another? What are you doing? - No, enough. 29 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,999 - What are you doing, asshole? - I already had one. 30 00:03:08,102 --> 00:03:10,662 - You're missing out on my best tequilas. - Yeah, so what? 31 00:03:11,105 --> 00:03:13,335 I swore I'd be presentable tomorrow. 32 00:03:13,441 --> 00:03:15,000 You should do the same. 33 00:03:15,109 --> 00:03:16,099 That's nice. 34 00:03:16,177 --> 00:03:18,509 You gave Lucy your balls as a wedding gift. 35 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:21,538 I'm maturing. 36 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:22,946 He's like a fine cheese. 37 00:03:23,818 --> 00:03:26,014 I don't want to set a bad example for the kids. 38 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,952 Look at them. Romo! 39 00:03:28,022 --> 00:03:29,854 - What? - Stop drooling. 40 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:31,983 She's got more hair on her balls than you. 41 00:03:32,227 --> 00:03:33,217 What? 42 00:03:33,328 --> 00:03:34,853 It's a guy, dumb-ass. 43 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,858 - Got any water? - Water! 44 00:03:40,969 --> 00:03:42,130 Now you're a camel. 45 00:03:42,203 --> 00:03:48,506 Chill, dude. Anyway, what do you think Lucy is doing right now? 46 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:49,839 Playing charades? 47 00:03:51,713 --> 00:03:54,683 - Girls, it's easy. Come on. - Okay, go on. 48 00:03:56,184 --> 00:03:57,310 What's this? 49 00:03:58,186 --> 00:03:59,881 - Licking something. - Yes! 50 00:03:59,988 --> 00:04:04,516 - A big weenie! - I know. That movie... Deep Throat. 51 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:05,582 No! 52 00:04:06,327 --> 00:04:08,022 - It's dripping. - Lucy... 53 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:10,726 are you really mimicking a blow job 54 00:04:10,832 --> 00:04:12,732 -in front of your students? - No. 55 00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:14,666 I'm licking an ice cream. 56 00:04:14,736 --> 00:04:16,500 Well, you're making it real happy. 57 00:04:16,738 --> 00:04:21,005 Wait, we've still got to do... the bride quiz. 58 00:04:21,276 --> 00:04:23,108 - The what? - The bride quiz. 59 00:04:23,211 --> 00:04:27,705 What a lame party. All we're missing is a magician and Barney the Dinosaur. 60 00:04:27,782 --> 00:04:31,776 Oh, that would be perfect, the best party ever. 61 00:04:32,554 --> 00:04:34,852 Best party ever! 62 00:04:34,923 --> 00:04:36,084 Hell, yeah! 63 00:04:36,758 --> 00:04:38,522 That's how angels must dance. 64 00:04:38,593 --> 00:04:40,288 No chance, 65 00:04:40,395 --> 00:04:42,124 dancing like that is a sin. 66 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,892 I bet your girl Laura doesn't move like that. 67 00:04:44,966 --> 00:04:46,957 Who the hell can move like that? 68 00:04:48,269 --> 00:04:50,863 Zequi! Zequi! 69 00:04:50,939 --> 00:04:53,567 Even your boys are drinking, and you on the water. 70 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:56,474 - Henpecked bastard. - I'm not throwing you another party. 71 00:04:57,645 --> 00:05:00,376 Leave him alone. Zequi isn't like you anymore. 72 00:05:00,448 --> 00:05:02,382 - Thank God. - You just think about sex. 73 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:03,474 One girl to the next. 74 00:05:03,585 --> 00:05:06,077 - Now he wants to settle down. - Yes. 75 00:05:06,154 --> 00:05:08,555 With his wife, his job, 76 00:05:08,823 --> 00:05:11,588 his routine, and then come the babies... 77 00:05:12,093 --> 00:05:15,495 And you never sleep the same. And the diapers... 78 00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:18,224 Hit me. 79 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,726 This party just got started. 80 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:25,000 One more game and I kill myself. 81 00:05:27,509 --> 00:05:28,601 - Want one? - Sure. 82 00:05:29,143 --> 00:05:31,271 Aw, I'll miss you next year. 83 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:35,413 Me too, but you'll be fine. Camila's replacing me. 84 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,945 Camila Merino? 85 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:39,314 Didn't she want to be a nun? 86 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,149 Let's play a game! 87 00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:48,161 The first to get wasted wins. 88 00:05:51,432 --> 00:05:53,093 Two-zero to me! 89 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:02,636 - Hey, fatty! Aren't you drinking? - No, I'm fine. 90 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,769 Have you tried the alcohol diet? 91 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,671 It's the only one I haven't tried. 92 00:06:07,782 --> 00:06:09,307 She's replacing Caro? 93 00:06:10,318 --> 00:06:12,685 They couldn't get Lindsay Lohan or what? 94 00:06:12,787 --> 00:06:14,277 That'd be good. 95 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:23,122 Yes, Officer? 96 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,298 - Um... - Good evening, ma'am. 97 00:06:28,236 --> 00:06:31,729 Look, we've had complaints by the neighbors about the noise. 98 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,501 Okay, but listen, wait... 99 00:06:33,575 --> 00:06:35,669 This party is so boring. 100 00:06:36,044 --> 00:06:39,207 But we're sure you'll soon liven things up. 101 00:06:39,514 --> 00:06:41,004 Right, girls? 102 00:06:41,082 --> 00:06:44,245 Ma'am, calm down, or I'll have to arrest you. 103 00:06:44,352 --> 00:06:48,152 Yes, arrest her! She's been very bad. 104 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:52,689 It's just I'm very... naughty. 105 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:57,861 You'll have to show us... 106 00:06:57,932 --> 00:06:59,229 your pistol. 107 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,929 - Pistol! Pistol! - Ma'am. 108 00:07:03,037 --> 00:07:05,404 You just got yourself into deep trouble. 109 00:07:05,673 --> 00:07:08,540 Yes! Hit her with the full weight of the law. 110 00:07:09,177 --> 00:07:11,236 Pistol! Pistol! 111 00:07:11,346 --> 00:07:12,905 Hands up! 112 00:07:13,014 --> 00:07:14,539 Pants down! 113 00:07:17,852 --> 00:07:20,116 Either he's the lamest stripper ever... 114 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,382 or he's a real cop. 115 00:07:34,369 --> 00:07:35,393 Cheers! 116 00:08:09,571 --> 00:08:10,561 Oh, shit! 117 00:08:18,346 --> 00:08:20,405 Well? How do I look? 118 00:08:20,849 --> 00:08:22,112 So beautiful. 119 00:08:22,784 --> 00:08:24,183 My sister's getting married! 120 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:27,084 No crying, or I'll cry too. 121 00:08:27,155 --> 00:08:28,486 My makeup will run. 122 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,781 Today is the happiest day of my life. 123 00:08:32,026 --> 00:08:35,690 I just hope Zequi is as excited as I am. 124 00:08:37,699 --> 00:08:39,098 What did you say? 125 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:40,635 We can't hear you! 126 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,000 I'm drowning. It's my wedding, not my funeral. 127 00:08:45,106 --> 00:08:48,269 You can't go to a wedding like this. Especially not your own. 128 00:08:48,343 --> 00:08:49,606 I'm fine. 129 00:08:50,211 --> 00:08:53,875 - You can't even stand. - Well, help me, do something. No one-- 130 00:08:55,283 --> 00:08:56,512 What the hell? 131 00:08:56,618 --> 00:08:58,143 Maybe it'll wake you up. 132 00:08:58,219 --> 00:08:59,311 Maybe I'll kick your ass. 133 00:09:01,523 --> 00:09:03,719 - Come on, man. - Help me, I'm a mess. 134 00:09:03,825 --> 00:09:05,384 We've tried everything. 135 00:09:06,027 --> 00:09:07,188 Not everything. 136 00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:09,689 What's that? 137 00:09:11,366 --> 00:09:14,825 This is a... potion I give to my junkies 138 00:09:14,903 --> 00:09:16,462 when they overdo it. 139 00:09:16,538 --> 00:09:18,233 - Here, drink it. - No. 140 00:09:19,174 --> 00:09:20,335 - Drink it. - Go on. 141 00:09:20,408 --> 00:09:22,843 - No. - You've drunk worse. Come on. 142 00:09:23,244 --> 00:09:24,734 - No. - No? Come on. 143 00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:26,905 - Yes. 144 00:09:27,015 --> 00:09:29,643 - I won't drink it. No. - Hold him down. 145 00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:31,809 Drink. 146 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:37,048 Drink it. 147 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:54,398 LUCY FERNANDEZ AND EZEQUIEL ALCANTARA'S WEDDING 148 00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:58,903 He's not moving. 149 00:10:01,015 --> 00:10:02,005 Is he alive? 150 00:10:03,785 --> 00:10:05,549 Look at Zequi's happy face. 151 00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:07,044 So happy. 152 00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:21,225 What are you doing? 153 00:10:21,736 --> 00:10:23,295 She looks so pretty. 154 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,867 Lucy, you look amazing! 155 00:10:50,665 --> 00:10:51,723 On this day... 156 00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:54,099 we are filled with happiness. 157 00:10:56,271 --> 00:10:57,932 I hope that this 158 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,904 new stage of your lives... 159 00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:04,069 will always be lived... 160 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:07,972 with the same joy... 161 00:11:09,017 --> 00:11:10,280 you are filled with today. 162 00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:14,519 Someone give the priest some damn cough syrup. 163 00:11:15,123 --> 00:11:19,082 - How long does this last? - I don't know, but Zequi won't make it. 164 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:23,355 All those present, 165 00:11:24,132 --> 00:11:27,500 we are gathered here today to unite 166 00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:29,934 this man and this woman 167 00:11:30,338 --> 00:11:32,136 in holy matrimony. 168 00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:36,867 But first, I have to ask 169 00:11:37,312 --> 00:11:39,804 if there is anyone who knows any reason... 170 00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:42,943 why this wedding should not take place. 171 00:11:44,352 --> 00:11:45,547 May they speak now, 172 00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:48,115 or forever hold their peace. 173 00:11:54,329 --> 00:11:56,821 He spewed everything he ever ate, dude. 174 00:12:01,402 --> 00:12:03,393 Lucy, no... Stop... I didn't mean... 175 00:12:10,245 --> 00:12:11,235 Lucy. 176 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,344 Come on, look on the bright side. 177 00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:20,677 What's that? 178 00:12:20,755 --> 00:12:23,486 You wanted an unforgettable wedding. You won't forget it. 179 00:12:26,361 --> 00:12:27,829 Okay, too soon for jokes. 180 00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:32,866 I don't get it. What goes through men's minds? 181 00:12:33,201 --> 00:12:34,327 How should I know? 182 00:12:34,602 --> 00:12:37,902 1 only know one-night stands, and those guys sure don't want commitment. 183 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,607 Maybe I chose the wrong husband. 184 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:45,070 Hey, don't beat yourself up. 185 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,005 You want anything? 186 00:12:47,682 --> 00:12:52,051 Yes. Do you have something to make me forget men are selfish pigs? 187 00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:54,378 Chocolate ice cream? 188 00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:01,453 With strawberries. 189 00:13:03,298 --> 00:13:04,629 And chocolate chips. 190 00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:08,029 And sprinkles. 191 00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:12,099 I threw my life in the trash. 192 00:13:12,207 --> 00:13:17,202 Maybe not. Maybe Kaliman was right and that life's not for you. 193 00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:19,140 Are you my shrink? 194 00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:21,245 Maybe you were lying to yourself. 195 00:13:21,316 --> 00:13:24,286 And those glasses don't make you a teacher, just like... 196 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,877 this uniform doesn't make me a nurse. 197 00:13:27,322 --> 00:13:30,758 Or maybe Lucy will forget my bonehead move in a few days 198 00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:32,318 and forgive me? 199 00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:36,058 Your video's had 10,000 hits, dude. 200 00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:38,793 Look at the priest's face. I'think he lost his faith. 201 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:42,598 If you play that video again, it's your ass I'll hit. 202 00:13:46,641 --> 00:13:48,234 Ten thousand views! 203 00:13:48,309 --> 00:13:50,505 - Well, 10,001. - Zequi is famous! 204 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,773 It's disgusting. 205 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:55,074 Here's another view. 206 00:13:57,485 --> 00:13:58,975 So gross. 207 00:14:02,123 --> 00:14:04,683 FRIDA KAHLO HIGH SCHOOL 208 00:14:25,213 --> 00:14:28,706 Thinking about married life turned his stomach. 209 00:14:28,983 --> 00:14:32,112 What a dickhead to screw up your wedding like that. 210 00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:35,350 He hurled because he had to sleep with the Chilindrina. 211 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:38,555 No shit, man! 212 00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:46,361 Don't worry. It's funny. 213 00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:48,802 I'm the first to laugh at myself. 214 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,064 - Oh, yeah? - Yes, why not? 215 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,368 Yes, it's just that when you went... 216 00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,033 How? 217 00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,745 - Yeah, like that. - Check out the video. 218 00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:00,178 - Let's see. - See how you go... 219 00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:03,508 - Your face... - Screw you. 220 00:15:04,018 --> 00:15:05,144 What the hell? 221 00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:07,716 That was worth more than your car. 222 00:15:07,822 --> 00:15:09,688 Oops, it slipped. 223 00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:11,415 Lucy, hi. 224 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:14,227 You look so great, so radiant, so beautiful. 225 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:18,355 So strong. 226 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,934 Five minutes, please. Give me five minutes. 227 00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:23,393 Not a second more. 228 00:15:23,671 --> 00:15:24,729 What do you want? 229 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:30,341 I deserve to be hit as many times as you want, but we have to talk. 230 00:15:30,411 --> 00:15:32,880 1 don't want to hear your dumb excuses. 231 00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:34,039 I have no excuse. 232 00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:38,052 I couldn't be more of a jerk. I screwed up so badly. 233 00:15:39,554 --> 00:15:40,578 Forgive me, please. 234 00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:42,855 No, it's my fault. 235 00:15:46,127 --> 00:15:49,791 It's my fault for believing someone as selfish and irresponsible as you 236 00:15:49,898 --> 00:15:51,366 could be my husband. 237 00:15:51,432 --> 00:15:52,695 Excuse me, Mr. Alcantara, 238 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:54,030 -I have a class. - Lucy. 239 00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,030 Please, don't go. 240 00:15:56,471 --> 00:16:00,271 Stay, please, relax. Calm down, let's talk. 241 00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:02,406 I'll do anything. Beg? 242 00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:04,878 Yes, I'll do anything for you to forgive me. 243 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,142 { promise to do the dishes every day. 244 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:10,140 To spoon in bed. 245 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:14,715 More... I'll pee sitting down so there's no splashing. 246 00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:16,652 Lucy, I'll even 247 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,920 go to all your zumba classes with you. 248 00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:23,120 Lucy, I promise not to fart on the sofa. 249 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:27,766 I'll do whatever you want, but, please... don't leave me. 250 00:16:31,906 --> 00:16:32,896 Lucy! 251 00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:35,432 Lucy! 252 00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:38,845 Lucy! 253 00:16:40,114 --> 00:16:41,775 Don't listen to that! 254 00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:43,751 Get to class! 255 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,803 Zumba! 256 00:17:20,989 --> 00:17:22,013 There! 257 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,285 That's it, man! 258 00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:32,229 Screw you, Cristobal. 259 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,233 Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 260 00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:37,202 You've seen Cristobal's package move? 261 00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,500 Yeah! 262 00:17:38,573 --> 00:17:41,201 Must be like that WhatsApp dude's. 263 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:43,243 - I'm so jealous. - know. 264 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,048 - He gets it on real good. - Yeah? Come on, tell us. 265 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,314 It's kind of like... 266 00:17:51,352 --> 00:17:52,342 that? 267 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,410 Two feet? 268 00:17:53,521 --> 00:17:56,821 What's he got between his legs, a penis or a nightstick? 269 00:17:56,891 --> 00:17:58,222 No... Not two feet. 270 00:17:58,593 --> 00:18:01,995 I mean... his thingy's like a... 271 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,059 A burrito. 272 00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:08,366 A what? 273 00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:09,767 Aburrito? No shit. 274 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,771 You've never seen one, have you? 275 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:14,565 Monica, ring the Vatican. 276 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,667 The Virgin's just appeared before us. 277 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,243 You're so dumb. 278 00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:22,408 It's just he's got a ton of experience, and I've got none. It's embarrassing. 279 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,443 Alittle gift. Look, give me your hand. 280 00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:32,189 Although for two feet you're going to need a trash bag. 281 00:18:33,595 --> 00:18:36,860 That's it, man. That's it! 282 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,790 Hey, Laura. 283 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:45,738 I'd get moving, or he'll put his burrito in another basket, get it? 284 00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:49,433 Yeah. 285 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,474 The new principal's résumé is impressive. 286 00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:55,913 Really? 287 00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:59,777 - She's run the best schools. - So why did she end up here? 288 00:19:00,822 --> 00:19:03,792 I heard she's scarier than Godzilla. 289 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,918 Yeah, and she eats kids for breakfast. They're just rumors. 290 00:19:06,995 --> 00:19:08,463 I heard that too. 291 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,088 - Me too. - It's true. 292 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,095 Silence! 293 00:19:14,602 --> 00:19:16,502 - Good morning. - Good morning. 294 00:19:16,604 --> 00:19:18,732 I'm Miss Regina, the new principal. 295 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,808 Forget everything you've heard about me. 296 00:19:22,844 --> 00:19:24,141 I'm much worse. 297 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:29,174 This school is an absolute mess. 298 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:33,085 - It needs a firm hand-- - It's not so much a total mess... 299 00:19:33,154 --> 00:19:34,144 The thing is-- 300 00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:37,190 Didn't they teach you that it's rude to interrupt? 301 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:41,124 I see the example you set for your students. 302 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:42,755 Sorry. 303 00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:45,857 So... The Department of Education 304 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,096 has sent a complaint about your students' behavior. 305 00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:52,334 Some of them should be behind bars rather than desks. 306 00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:57,000 Some teachers too. 307 00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:59,707 - I said I'm sorry, what else can I do? - Don't sit next-- 308 00:19:59,814 --> 00:20:03,808 Excuse me, excuse me. This is a teachers' meeting. 309 00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:06,049 The janitor shouldn't be here. 310 00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:09,556 - I teach 5-B. -5-B? 311 00:20:09,657 --> 00:20:11,887 - Yes. - The lowest average grades. 312 00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:13,885 Now I see why. 313 00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,628 As I was saying, it's the worst school in the area. 314 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,124 But that's over. 315 00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:23,031 I'm here to end all that. 316 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:26,164 - Good luck with that. - And good luck to you too. 317 00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:30,342 Because if things don't change, the school's closing down next year. 318 00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:31,869 What? 319 00:20:32,847 --> 00:20:35,817 - No... - What? I can't lose my job... 320 00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:37,352 Silence. 321 00:20:38,386 --> 00:20:41,185 We don't want the students to find out. 322 00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:45,357 Fortunately, next week we're going to the Riviera Nayarit. 323 00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:48,328 - Oh, great! - Awesome! 324 00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:50,194 We're going to the beach. 325 00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:52,734 We can figure out how to fix the school when we get back. 326 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:53,824 No. 327 00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,200 There's an inter-school competition. 328 00:20:57,238 --> 00:21:01,436 Thanks to my contacts, Frida High has been invited for the first time ever. 329 00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:03,170 Hope they don't regret it. 330 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,041 Not under my supervision. 331 00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:11,685 What's more, this is a chance to prove 332 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:15,018 -that we're as good as the best. - Yes! 333 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:18,424 We'll go, we'll win and we'll save our school. 334 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,790 - I like your optimism. - Yes, thanks. 335 00:21:20,895 --> 00:21:22,556 But not your loud squawking. 336 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:24,388 Right. 337 00:21:39,714 --> 00:21:43,548 It's my fault for thinking someone so selfish and irresponsible 338 00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:45,586 could ever be my husband. 339 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,230 Right! Volleyball team! 340 00:22:06,307 --> 00:22:08,571 So, we've covered 341 00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,737 -basketball, volleyball... - Yes. 342 00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:13,304 - But no one has signed up for dance. - Lucy, 343 00:22:13,414 --> 00:22:15,576 1 know you're really good at... 344 00:22:16,284 --> 00:22:17,809 - Zumba! - Very funny. 345 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,910 But I've already got the chess team. 346 00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:22,787 - So lame. - Enough wisecracks. 347 00:22:23,491 --> 00:22:26,188 What we need is some moron who will sign up for dance. 348 00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:30,127 I want to sign 5-B up for Nayarit. 349 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,096 And we're going to win. 350 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:35,137 I'm not selfish and irresponsible like you said. 351 00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:37,763 Go on, sign him up, for the lying contest. 352 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,000 He'll win that for sure. 353 00:22:41,543 --> 00:22:42,669 5-B. Volleyball. 354 00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:44,472 - You can't sign up. - I can't? 355 00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:47,038 You don't... You don't know what you're doing. 356 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,377 Sure I do. 357 00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:50,173 I'm proving everyone wrong. 358 00:22:50,785 --> 00:22:52,378 1 am not going to be laughed at. 359 00:22:56,057 --> 00:22:57,650 That idiot signed up for dance. 360 00:24:29,451 --> 00:24:31,419 I think that chick wants a piece. 361 00:24:31,486 --> 00:24:32,476 Apiece? 362 00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,954 A piece of your meat. If not, I'll give it to her. 363 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,956 You've got to be kidding. His girlfriend is right there. 364 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,322 So? It's not my fault he brought dessert to the buffet. 365 00:24:54,609 --> 00:24:56,099 Did you see them dancing? 366 00:24:56,177 --> 00:24:59,147 What are they rehearsing for? For... Preppies, the musical? 367 00:25:00,348 --> 00:25:01,406 Good one. 368 00:25:01,749 --> 00:25:04,775 Here are the Frida High kids. Hide your wallets and cells. 369 00:25:04,853 --> 00:25:05,945 Yeah, here's your wallet. 370 00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:07,782 Made of authentic dick skin. 371 00:25:08,523 --> 00:25:10,753 We'd better teach them some manners. 372 00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:13,192 Yeah? Bring it on, whenever you want. 373 00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:16,022 Hey, stop. Come on. Easy. 374 00:25:16,364 --> 00:25:17,957 Yeah, listen to the hotel janitor. 375 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,023 I'm their teacher. 376 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:22,995 That explains it. What do you teach them? Crime? 377 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:29,172 Welcome to the sixth inter-school competition, 378 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,046 where the most distinguished schools-- 379 00:25:32,814 --> 00:25:33,838 Hit 380 00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:35,310 Goddamn it! 381 00:25:35,884 --> 00:25:36,874 Miss Ingrid! 382 00:25:37,852 --> 00:25:39,183 - Sorry! - But... 383 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,153 didn't you jump out the window? 384 00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:43,816 Yes... and I'll do it again. 385 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,125 Valium to the pool area! 386 00:25:48,663 --> 00:25:50,825 Valium to the pool area! 387 00:25:51,499 --> 00:25:53,160 Poor thing. Did you see her? 388 00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,993 We just arrived and you're already causing trouble. 389 00:25:57,172 --> 00:25:58,196 Why did we come here? 390 00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,740 - To have a good time. - No! 391 00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:00,899 To have a bad time. 392 00:26:04,712 --> 00:26:06,976 We're here to learn how to be responsible 393 00:26:07,549 --> 00:26:09,813 and to prove we keep our promises. 394 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,913 So no going out, no partying, no drinking... 395 00:26:14,022 --> 00:26:17,424 - No. - Yes. And I want you in bed by 9:00 p.m. 396 00:26:17,859 --> 00:26:21,420 And up at 7:00 am. to train, and anyone who fails to do so... 397 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:23,487 gets a grade deduction. 398 00:26:23,565 --> 00:26:24,589 To your rooms. 399 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,892 To your rooms, now, go! 400 00:26:27,535 --> 00:26:29,367 When did he become a party pooper? 401 00:26:29,437 --> 00:26:31,838 We won't let him screw up the trip. 402 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:37,668 Hit 403 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,003 Thanks. 404 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,051 This is paradise. 405 00:26:46,621 --> 00:26:49,386 What's your name? So I can put you on my list to Santa. 406 00:26:49,457 --> 00:26:50,720 - Camila! - No? 407 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,853 Acting like that isn't right. 408 00:26:52,927 --> 00:26:55,419 We've put up with just the same for years. 409 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,929 - Now it's their turn. - Well, that's true. 410 00:26:57,031 --> 00:26:58,863 Look, I'd give him an eight. 411 00:26:59,267 --> 00:27:00,428 And what would you give him? 412 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:02,801 I'd give it to him all night. 413 00:27:07,275 --> 00:27:09,209 Excuse me, I didn't see you. 414 00:27:09,277 --> 00:27:11,609 And it's hard with that big stick. 415 00:27:12,447 --> 00:27:13,972 It's hard to control. 416 00:27:14,082 --> 00:27:15,607 By the way, what's your name? 417 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:17,374 Mario Postigo. 418 00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:19,276 - Mario? - Mario? 419 00:27:19,954 --> 00:27:21,217 That's impossible. 420 00:27:21,656 --> 00:27:22,646 Don't you remember me? 421 00:27:23,758 --> 00:27:24,748 It's Lucy. 422 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,489 Lucy Fernandez. 423 00:27:26,828 --> 00:27:29,763 What, you know him? Hurry up and introduce me. 424 00:27:29,831 --> 00:27:31,629 Mario and I dated in high school. 425 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,828 But what... I mean, you've really changed. 426 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:37,460 Remember before you were more... 427 00:27:37,806 --> 00:27:41,071 A lot more. I was wider than I was tall. 428 00:27:41,309 --> 00:27:43,573 You're not like the girl from The Ring anymore. 429 00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:46,637 And what about your nose? It was like a pepper. 430 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,443 - I had a nose job. - Surgery? 431 00:27:48,516 --> 00:27:49,745 Yes. Nice, right? 432 00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:52,947 Maybe it was the same guy who did your... Good idea, by the way. 433 00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:56,457 - You looked the same, front and back. - I developed late. 434 00:27:56,524 --> 00:27:57,855 They were made for each other. 435 00:27:57,959 --> 00:28:00,826 If I'm honest, it was tough. A lot of work, 436 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,695 but I always knew there was a thin guy inside me fighting to get out. 437 00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:06,631 Well, he's come out gorgeous. 438 00:28:06,701 --> 00:28:11,161 Look who's talking. La Chilindrina turned into a swan! 439 00:28:11,973 --> 00:28:14,704 - You must have tons of admirers. - That's right. 440 00:28:14,809 --> 00:28:16,368 Why haven't you checked in? 441 00:28:17,011 --> 00:28:18,001 Who's this dude? 442 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:21,475 - He's... - Let me enjoy this moment. 443 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:25,681 This is Mario, Lucy's ex-boyfriend. 444 00:28:26,554 --> 00:28:29,285 And this is Zequi, Lucy's ex-boyfriend. 445 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,488 Now the competition is getting interesting. 446 00:28:45,006 --> 00:28:46,132 Come on! Come on! 447 00:28:53,081 --> 00:28:55,140 Let's go. It's time to party. 448 00:28:58,219 --> 00:28:59,482 Come on! 449 00:29:05,727 --> 00:29:07,092 I said no partying. 450 00:29:07,428 --> 00:29:09,226 We've got a big day tomorrow. 451 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,359 Shower, bed and sleep. 452 00:29:19,207 --> 00:29:22,336 Sorry, Miss Ingrid. 1 didn't know which elevator they'd be in. 453 00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:38,283 Good morning. It's a beautiful, sunny day, 454 00:29:38,393 --> 00:29:39,918 perfect for our competition 455 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,725 and for our young people to show off their skills. 456 00:29:43,064 --> 00:29:46,523 Have a great day, and I wish you all the best of luck. 457 00:29:48,636 --> 00:29:52,402 Except those sons of bitches from Frida High! 458 00:29:52,474 --> 00:29:53,771 You okay? 459 00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:56,400 Holy shit. 460 00:29:56,478 --> 00:29:58,947 Not even the roosters are up at this time. 461 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:02,779 Don't talk to me about roosters. I was up to my ass in feathers last night. 462 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,285 Guys, cheer up, we're not going to a funeral. 463 00:30:05,987 --> 00:30:07,216 We're playing volleyball, 464 00:30:07,956 --> 00:30:09,754 and I need you to give it your all. 465 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,392 That ball doesn't touch the sand today! 466 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:13,723 Strong arms! 467 00:30:14,162 --> 00:30:15,152 Are you happy? 468 00:30:15,263 --> 00:30:16,321 Yeah! 469 00:30:16,431 --> 00:30:17,728 Let's see it on your faces! 470 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,994 Yeah, that's right, come on! 471 00:30:20,101 --> 00:30:21,091 All in! 472 00:30:21,169 --> 00:30:22,568 - Come on! - Let's do it! 473 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,734 So, no one told you yet? 474 00:30:27,108 --> 00:30:28,234 Told me what? 475 00:30:33,748 --> 00:30:34,840 Dance. 476 00:30:35,283 --> 00:30:37,012 Which dipshit put us in dance? 477 00:30:37,352 --> 00:30:39,684 Now's not the time to point fingers. 478 00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:41,517 - It was you? - So what are we dancing? 479 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,281 Zumba? 480 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,656 We look like the Fantastic Four, if they were whores. 481 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:48,786 Hey! It won't be so hard. 482 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:04,137 You're kidding me. 483 00:31:04,212 --> 00:31:07,443 And we have to compete against those assholes? 484 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:08,772 Monica. 485 00:31:09,484 --> 00:31:11,350 Who cares who we're up against? 486 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,354 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 487 00:31:14,889 --> 00:31:18,018 Lots and lots of likes, kids. Applause... to the max! 488 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,060 Come on, team selfie! 489 00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:26,967 Hashtag: "We're the best!" 490 00:31:27,335 --> 00:31:29,064 I'm up against that jerk? 491 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,296 Hey! Who cares who we're up against? 492 00:31:37,212 --> 00:31:38,202 Looking good. 493 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:41,680 You! Did you leave your ass in your other pair of tights? 494 00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,812 I'll split your ass in half, dickhead. 495 00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:46,217 Zequis! I didn't know you danced. 496 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:47,845 Without the "S." 497 00:31:47,922 --> 00:31:49,981 Equis? Never mind, look... 498 00:31:50,058 --> 00:31:52,220 I wish you much light, brother. 499 00:31:53,395 --> 00:31:54,885 I'll enjoy competing against you. 500 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,358 You mean the dance? 501 00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:06,363 Hey, hey. 502 00:32:06,441 --> 00:32:07,909 Over here, everyone. Okay... 503 00:32:08,576 --> 00:32:10,044 Let's see what we can do, right? 504 00:32:25,293 --> 00:32:27,352 All right, this won't be so hard. 505 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,130 We'll kick their asses. 506 00:33:20,682 --> 00:33:21,979 She fell like Juan Gabriel! 507 00:33:23,485 --> 00:33:25,010 Anyone film that? 508 00:33:25,687 --> 00:33:27,519 It's going to be so hard. 509 00:33:29,023 --> 00:33:30,491 They'll kick our asses. 510 00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:46,599 Get back here! 511 00:33:46,674 --> 00:33:48,768 Come back or I'll drag your asses back here! 512 00:33:48,843 --> 00:33:50,004 No, no way! 513 00:33:50,645 --> 00:33:52,272 Romo, I'm... Damn it. 514 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:55,949 - I'm talking to you! - Hey! 515 00:33:56,017 --> 00:33:58,042 Stick them where the sun don't shine! 516 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,852 What's your problem? Are you crazy? 517 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:03,322 My problem is you didn't say I'd signed up for dance! 518 00:34:03,391 --> 00:34:04,449 I didn't? 519 00:34:04,526 --> 00:34:05,516 - No. - What a pity. 520 00:34:06,161 --> 00:34:07,458 - Is it going to be a problem? - No. 521 00:34:07,529 --> 00:34:10,965 No, those useless kids will dance even if it's the last thing they do. 522 00:34:11,032 --> 00:34:12,557 Hey, chief... 523 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:14,792 Want a tip? 524 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,293 A what? 525 00:34:16,705 --> 00:34:19,800 Look, these kids are millennials. 526 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:23,003 And you and I are like a mirror where they see themselves. 527 00:34:23,511 --> 00:34:24,910 You don't get the issue. 528 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,743 If you want good feedback, remember two things, Equis. 529 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,074 First: 530 00:34:30,518 --> 00:34:31,679 watch your manners. 531 00:34:31,753 --> 00:34:32,743 And second: 532 00:34:33,388 --> 00:34:34,514 change your outfit. 533 00:34:36,691 --> 00:34:38,216 You remember two things. 534 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,418 Sure. 535 00:34:39,527 --> 00:34:41,086 Screw... you. 536 00:34:41,196 --> 00:34:43,028 But he's trying to help. 537 00:34:43,097 --> 00:34:44,496 You're wrong. 538 00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:46,000 He wants to get in your bed. 539 00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:47,228 Well, it's working. 540 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:49,493 Mario... 541 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,037 shall we go out tonight? 542 00:34:53,108 --> 00:34:54,098 I'd love to. 543 00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:56,509 Checkmate. 544 00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,072 Well done! That's great, German. 545 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,718 What's Lucy doing with that ape? 546 00:35:05,887 --> 00:35:07,616 Does she think he's so handsome? 547 00:35:07,722 --> 00:35:08,712 Well, he is. 548 00:35:08,790 --> 00:35:10,952 - That he's got class? - He does have class. 549 00:35:11,059 --> 00:35:12,527 That he's amazing and special? 550 00:35:12,594 --> 00:35:14,528 He is amazing and special. 551 00:35:14,596 --> 00:35:15,586 Whose side are you on? 552 00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:18,399 Who do you want her to be with? That guy or me? 553 00:35:18,466 --> 00:35:19,956 You, of course. 554 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,931 So I can get with him. 555 00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:35,908 Welcome, chiefs. 556 00:35:36,785 --> 00:35:37,911 Why the costume? 557 00:35:38,953 --> 00:35:41,081 Is it carnival or some shit? 558 00:35:41,156 --> 00:35:43,386 - It's my new fitness. - You mean outfit? 559 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,119 I'll say whatever the hell... Sorry. 560 00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:50,087 Chiefs... 561 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,558 The issue... 562 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:58,164 is that I realized I'm like a mirror for you. 563 00:35:58,273 --> 00:36:00,298 You obviously didn't look in the mirror this morning. 564 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,566 Watch your manners, dipshit. 565 00:36:02,644 --> 00:36:03,770 - Hey! - I mean... Sorry. 566 00:36:04,479 --> 00:36:09,076 What I need is for us to work together to get some... very good fleabag. 567 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,407 What? 568 00:36:10,785 --> 00:36:11,843 Full-- Fullback? 569 00:36:12,487 --> 00:36:13,818 Free-- Freeback? 570 00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:16,014 Frisbee? 571 00:36:17,792 --> 00:36:18,850 Fris... 572 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,595 Feedback! We need to get some feedback. 573 00:36:24,165 --> 00:36:25,929 Have you been drinking again, Mr. Alcantara? 574 00:36:26,001 --> 00:36:27,196 No, but maybe I should. 575 00:36:27,802 --> 00:36:29,031 What I meant, chiefs... 576 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,870 is stop screwing around and dance, yeah? 577 00:36:57,999 --> 00:36:59,125 Attitude! 578 00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:02,726 Hey, chiefs! 579 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,031 Hashtag: "Never give up!" 580 00:37:06,574 --> 00:37:07,632 What? 581 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,035 Get running, damn it! 582 00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:12,380 Come on! 583 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,505 ...three, four, one, two... 584 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,542 What are you doing, Peppa Pig? 585 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:19,643 Not like that. Get over there. 586 00:37:19,721 --> 00:37:21,382 One, two, three, four! 587 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,253 Up, right! Up, left! 588 00:37:25,226 --> 00:37:27,422 Up, left! Up, right! 589 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,355 Again, come on. Super nice! 590 00:37:33,602 --> 00:37:34,728 Where are you going? 591 00:37:37,339 --> 00:37:40,036 Cuquis! Remember, we're vegans now. 592 00:38:14,476 --> 00:38:15,602 Come on! 593 00:38:24,752 --> 00:38:27,949 Dude... even my eyelashes hurt. 594 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,114 And they're fake. 595 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:30,881 Mr. Alcantara, 596 00:38:30,959 --> 00:38:33,257 you just made something fun into something awful. 597 00:38:33,328 --> 00:38:34,318 I hate dancing. 598 00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:37,228 Then you're even because dancing hates you too. 599 00:38:38,666 --> 00:38:39,656 No, sorry. 600 00:38:40,435 --> 00:38:43,234 Congratulations, you worked really hard today. 601 00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:44,431 I'm giving you lots of likes. 602 00:38:45,774 --> 00:38:46,832 Claps to the max. 603 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:49,407 Hey, chiefs, let's take a team selfie. 604 00:38:49,477 --> 00:38:51,411 - Come on. - Take a selfie of my balls. 605 00:38:51,479 --> 00:38:53,777 - What did you say? - Take the photo. 606 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,573 - There. - Dude, it's backwards. 607 00:39:02,324 --> 00:39:03,314 There. 608 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:04,782 Like that? Smiling? 609 00:39:08,163 --> 00:39:09,187 Yeah, it's badass. 610 00:39:09,297 --> 00:39:10,458 Mr. Alcantara. 611 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:15,936 So, now we've provided good feedback between us. 612 00:39:16,304 --> 00:39:19,365 And you've been an awesome mirror for us, 613 00:39:20,175 --> 00:39:24,703 would you give us permission to go out and have fun... to the max? 614 00:39:24,813 --> 00:39:26,178 Yes. 615 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,272 I like that! 616 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:33,016 What a difference. See, you can ask for things politely. 617 00:39:33,355 --> 00:39:34,379 So you'll let us? 618 00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:36,385 No way in hell! 619 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,186 To your rooms. 620 00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:43,127 - No? - Screw you. 621 00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:44,359 No! To your rooms. 622 00:39:47,001 --> 00:39:47,991 Now! 623 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,144 Lucy. 624 00:40:08,022 --> 00:40:09,012 Hey. 625 00:40:09,357 --> 00:40:10,347 What are you doing? 626 00:40:10,925 --> 00:40:11,915 What are you doing? 627 00:40:12,894 --> 00:40:15,329 - Going out with Ken? - His name is Mario. 628 00:40:15,764 --> 00:40:19,029 Lucy, dating for revenge is a mistake. 629 00:40:20,602 --> 00:40:22,331 I'm seeing him because I like him. 630 00:40:22,404 --> 00:40:23,565 That puffed-up jerk? 631 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:25,769 Take away the face, 632 00:40:26,441 --> 00:40:27,567 take away the tan, 633 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,372 the six-pack and the good manners, and what's left? 634 00:40:31,279 --> 00:40:32,269 You. 635 00:40:40,054 --> 00:40:42,386 LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE 636 00:41:56,164 --> 00:41:57,825 - And your snot all came out. - No way! 637 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,458 - Yes! - No, never! 638 00:42:00,535 --> 00:42:01,696 - It did! - Really? 639 00:42:01,803 --> 00:42:02,827 I remember it well. 640 00:42:03,338 --> 00:42:05,329 - This looks delicio-- Wait! 641 00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,264 First an Instagram pic. 642 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:08,767 Oh, right. 643 00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:21,186 Hashtag: "Clean eating." 644 00:42:22,057 --> 00:42:23,047 Yes! Ten likes already. 645 00:42:23,158 --> 00:42:25,024 - Wow! - What would we do without social media? 646 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:26,389 Talk to each other? 647 00:42:26,494 --> 00:42:28,963 This looks delicious. 648 00:42:29,030 --> 00:42:30,122 You know what? 649 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:34,465 Something else also looks... delicious. 650 00:42:36,171 --> 00:42:37,798 Are you eating the decoration? 651 00:43:15,944 --> 00:43:17,878 - Hey, Romo! - She went to the bathroom! 652 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:27,614 We dance all day and you want to dance all night? Let's go. 653 00:43:27,722 --> 00:43:29,053 It's already late. 654 00:43:29,124 --> 00:43:34,119 So? Who are you, Cinderella? Are you going to turn into a pumpkin? 655 00:43:34,229 --> 00:43:36,027 Try to have fun. Come on. 656 00:43:36,631 --> 00:43:39,100 Yes. And dial down the stress. 657 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,259 You're acting more like your sister every day. 658 00:43:42,070 --> 00:43:44,402 And look how things ended with Zequi. 659 00:44:02,657 --> 00:44:03,647 Oh, shit. 660 00:44:06,294 --> 00:44:07,318 Son of a bitch. 661 00:44:08,296 --> 00:44:12,096 Now I'm Mario 2.0, and I've got a leitmotif and everything. 662 00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:14,101 - Okay. - If my Instagram has fewer likes today 663 00:44:14,169 --> 00:44:16,069 than it did yesterday, forget it. 664 00:44:16,137 --> 00:44:17,901 The day's been a total waste. 665 00:44:19,808 --> 00:44:20,900 Do you hear that? 666 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:23,309 - Yes. 667 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:27,439 This was the song that was playing when we had our first kiss. 668 00:44:27,515 --> 00:44:28,914 - Remember? - Of course. 669 00:44:28,983 --> 00:44:30,951 - Our braces got hooked. - The braces! 670 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,281 Call me naive, 671 00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,322 but this is a sign. 672 00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:43,690 - What-- - Excuse me. 673 00:44:44,299 --> 00:44:45,460 Are you following me? 674 00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:47,365 No. Not everything revolves around you. 675 00:44:48,370 --> 00:44:49,360 I've lost the kids. 676 00:44:51,139 --> 00:44:52,129 Kids? 677 00:44:52,674 --> 00:44:54,164 You've lost them? 678 00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:57,105 Who said kids? 679 00:44:58,046 --> 00:44:59,343 I'm following you. 680 00:45:00,815 --> 00:45:01,805 Equis! 681 00:45:02,884 --> 00:45:05,114 Nice shirt. I have the exact same one. 682 00:45:06,321 --> 00:45:07,345 Had, dickhead. 683 00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:13,323 Look who's here. 684 00:45:13,395 --> 00:45:16,524 They're horrible dancers. They shouldn't be let in here. 685 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,395 Let's show them how to dance. 686 00:45:37,419 --> 00:45:38,750 Show me what you got. 687 00:45:54,903 --> 00:45:56,598 That's my bro! Leave him alone! 688 00:45:56,705 --> 00:45:58,036 What's your problem? 689 00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,598 Watch out. 690 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:01,335 Don't trip. 691 00:46:01,409 --> 00:46:03,241 You're the one who's tripping, slut! 692 00:46:21,296 --> 00:46:22,286 Hey! 693 00:46:23,598 --> 00:46:24,588 Nayeli! 694 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,133 Let go! Romo, stop! 695 00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,063 Enough! 696 00:46:28,136 --> 00:46:32,369 Hey, guys! Chiefs! This is not the way to sort out your issues. 697 00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:34,865 Let me give you a tip. 698 00:46:35,643 --> 00:46:37,941 Violence isn't cool. 699 00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,238 Because violence... 700 00:46:42,884 --> 00:46:44,079 You crossed the line. 701 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,445 I'm a teacher! 702 00:46:47,822 --> 00:46:48,880 Let me go! 703 00:46:54,462 --> 00:46:56,294 After all the changes I've made in my life, 704 00:46:56,398 --> 00:46:58,389 -do you know what I miss the most? - Me? 705 00:47:00,135 --> 00:47:01,125 That's right. 706 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,637 Do you wonder what life would be like if we'd stayed together? 707 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:05,763 Lately, yes. 708 00:47:07,442 --> 00:47:08,739 Finally! I found you. 709 00:47:09,110 --> 00:47:11,442 Can't I have dinner in peace? 710 00:47:11,813 --> 00:47:12,939 There's a problem. 711 00:47:13,014 --> 00:47:14,072 Can't you sort it out? 712 00:47:14,649 --> 00:47:16,344 Okay, I have a better idea. 713 00:47:16,951 --> 00:47:20,615 I'll have dinner with Mario and you go get your sister out of jail. 714 00:47:21,189 --> 00:47:22,588 - What? - You heard me. 715 00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:26,318 Excuse me, there's an emergency. 716 00:47:27,529 --> 00:47:28,690 Hi. 717 00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,156 Come on! 718 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:35,532 All the kids are in jail. 719 00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:03,696 How long before we get out of here? 720 00:48:04,399 --> 00:48:05,628 He wants me to be his bitch. 721 00:48:06,901 --> 00:48:08,027 Did you piss yourself? 722 00:48:10,238 --> 00:48:13,503 Tell him to change your diaper and powder your butt. 723 00:48:13,575 --> 00:48:14,565 - Shut it! - Enough! 724 00:48:14,676 --> 00:48:16,075 It's your fault we're here. 725 00:48:16,745 --> 00:48:19,737 Better get used to it. It's going to take a while to get out. 726 00:48:20,015 --> 00:48:21,039 Frida students! 727 00:48:21,383 --> 00:48:22,407 You can go. 728 00:48:24,019 --> 00:48:27,080 - Oh, Lucy! Thank you! - Hey, shorty! 729 00:48:28,056 --> 00:48:30,684 Find me on Grindr. Gorgeous. 730 00:48:31,559 --> 00:48:32,549 Only the kids. 731 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:36,153 - But I'm their teacher. Lucy! - I don't want to hear your explanations. 732 00:48:36,231 --> 00:48:37,596 They were fighting... 733 00:48:37,699 --> 00:48:39,224 You'll always be a criminal. 734 00:48:48,710 --> 00:48:50,701 It's embarrassing, Miss Fernandez. 735 00:48:51,413 --> 00:48:53,780 I said stand out, but not like that. 736 00:48:53,882 --> 00:48:58,217 - It sounds worse than it was. - The students escaped, got drunk. 737 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,012 They got in a fight. They wound up in jail. 738 00:49:01,923 --> 00:49:03,891 That sounds pretty bad to me. 739 00:49:04,259 --> 00:49:05,249 Put like that... 740 00:49:05,627 --> 00:49:06,890 Who's responsible? 741 00:49:07,595 --> 00:49:10,257 Now's not the time to point fingers. 742 00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:12,094 We're a team. 743 00:49:12,434 --> 00:49:16,428 Fine. I'll put that in your file. 744 00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,131 It was Alcantara! It was Alcantara. 745 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,970 Well, then, keep an eye on 5-B and Alcantara. 746 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:24,470 The Secretary for Education knows what happened. 747 00:49:25,146 --> 00:49:27,240 I've been called in to speak to them. 748 00:49:27,949 --> 00:49:30,145 Don't worry, it won't happen again. 749 00:49:30,251 --> 00:49:31,309 I hope not. 750 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:35,379 If you're incapable of improving the situation, 751 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,824 at least don't make it worse. 752 00:49:39,094 --> 00:49:40,084 Good-bye. 753 00:49:40,495 --> 00:49:41,553 Good-b-- 754 00:49:49,938 --> 00:49:53,738 Today we begin the next round of the competition. 755 00:49:53,942 --> 00:49:59,847 Today is the chess semifinal, 200 meters butterfly, 756 00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:02,783 basketball and volleyball. 757 00:50:03,017 --> 00:50:08,854 Don't forget that today there's a lovely excursion. 758 00:50:08,957 --> 00:50:14,828 So give a big smile, enjoy life and praise the Lord! 759 00:50:17,799 --> 00:50:20,200 Jesus Christ! 760 00:50:20,702 --> 00:50:23,000 They've put glue on this thing! 761 00:50:24,306 --> 00:50:25,603 Where are the Frida kids? 762 00:50:26,441 --> 00:50:29,502 Where are you? There! 763 00:50:31,479 --> 00:50:34,107 Come on! You can do it! 764 00:50:36,317 --> 00:50:37,307 Come on, guys! 765 00:50:42,824 --> 00:50:45,156 - We won! - Congratulations! 766 00:50:46,194 --> 00:50:48,128 German is in the chess final too! 767 00:50:48,196 --> 00:50:49,630 We did it! 768 00:51:02,811 --> 00:51:04,301 That got alcohol? 769 00:51:05,046 --> 00:51:07,913 - Do you know what time it is? - Yes, it's very early. 770 00:51:08,016 --> 00:51:09,484 - But it's happy hour. - Mario! 771 00:51:10,218 --> 00:51:12,243 I haven't seen you all morning. 772 00:51:14,422 --> 00:51:15,890 I was burning calories, since... 773 00:51:16,591 --> 00:51:18,855 last night was very sweet. 774 00:51:19,527 --> 00:51:20,926 I'had a great time too. 775 00:51:22,230 --> 00:51:24,892 - Sorry for running off. - That was really bad. 776 00:51:26,234 --> 00:51:27,599 No, I'm joking. 777 00:51:28,370 --> 00:51:32,898 I'll forgive you if you'll honor me with the first dance tonight. 778 00:51:33,508 --> 00:51:35,101 Sure. Of course I will. 779 00:51:38,947 --> 00:51:40,176 I'd love to! 780 00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:47,511 Look at you, little flirt. 781 00:51:47,789 --> 00:51:50,190 Wiping the slate clean so fast. 782 00:51:50,258 --> 00:51:51,419 Mr. Alcantara! 783 00:51:51,926 --> 00:51:54,293 - Speaking of... - Mr. Alcantara! 784 00:51:54,763 --> 00:51:57,460 - Mr. Alcantara! - What? 785 00:51:57,699 --> 00:51:59,895 This is a smoke-free zone. 786 00:52:01,803 --> 00:52:03,430 Your lips make you look like fish. 787 00:52:07,308 --> 00:52:10,608 The vast territory Mexico occupies today 788 00:52:10,712 --> 00:52:15,149 was home to the Mesoamerican civilization which was... 789 00:52:15,584 --> 00:52:17,882 Why are you lagging behind? Do you all heed a leash or what? 790 00:52:17,953 --> 00:52:20,081 Leave us alone, dude. 791 00:52:20,288 --> 00:52:22,120 We're really sick of you. 792 00:52:22,224 --> 00:52:23,817 Yeah, well, I'm sick of you all too. 793 00:52:23,925 --> 00:52:25,586 So what the hell are we doing here? 794 00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:26,923 We know what will happen. 795 00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:29,424 The same people always win. 796 00:52:29,998 --> 00:52:31,591 And we're always the losers. 797 00:52:32,467 --> 00:52:33,901 Looks like you lost something too. 798 00:52:37,238 --> 00:52:38,228 Okay. 799 00:52:44,112 --> 00:52:45,443 They're teenagers. 800 00:52:45,747 --> 00:52:47,738 They complain about everything. 801 00:52:48,983 --> 00:52:50,075 They're right. 802 00:52:50,919 --> 00:52:51,977 The same people always win. 803 00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:55,015 Well, with competition like that... 804 00:52:55,957 --> 00:52:56,947 Look at him. 805 00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:58,487 And look at you. 806 00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:01,619 It's like you're two different species. 807 00:53:06,935 --> 00:53:09,700 Our country was the home of two great empires: 808 00:53:10,105 --> 00:53:12,597 the Mayans, great astronomers, 809 00:53:12,674 --> 00:53:16,269 and the Aztecs, warriors who fought against the Spanish. 810 00:53:17,112 --> 00:53:20,275 It was thought that the Mayans weren't warriors, 811 00:53:20,348 --> 00:53:26,515 but they fought with such tenacity, it took two centuries to defeat them. 812 00:53:27,989 --> 00:53:28,979 Guys! 813 00:53:31,559 --> 00:53:33,027 I need to talk to you! 814 00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:35,790 - Now what, Zequi? - Come over here a second. 815 00:53:37,031 --> 00:53:38,021 We have to fight. 816 00:53:38,366 --> 00:53:39,390 For the Mayans. 817 00:53:39,501 --> 00:53:41,299 The Mayans aren't in the competition. 818 00:53:41,369 --> 00:53:42,700 The Mayan people, idiot. 819 00:53:43,538 --> 00:53:44,630 They never gave up. 820 00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:46,634 They fought... 821 00:53:48,243 --> 00:53:51,474 until they defeated the stuck-up Spanish. 822 00:53:51,546 --> 00:53:54,243 It was the other way round. They defeated us. 823 00:53:56,417 --> 00:53:58,511 No, that's what they want us to think. 824 00:53:58,853 --> 00:54:00,981 History is written by the winners. 825 00:54:02,324 --> 00:54:04,190 - That's true. - But we can change it. 826 00:54:04,893 --> 00:54:07,658 Because on this spot, once lived a happy people. 827 00:54:08,530 --> 00:54:09,998 Governed by a prince. 828 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:12,323 The handsome... 829 00:54:13,401 --> 00:54:14,596 Zequilopochtli. 830 00:54:16,204 --> 00:54:19,071 And he lived with his wife... 831 00:54:19,875 --> 00:54:20,865 the beautiful Malinche. 832 00:54:21,443 --> 00:54:22,842 But Malinche wasn't Mayan. 833 00:54:27,749 --> 00:54:29,444 She had her summer house here. 834 00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:36,252 And they had a damn good time. Until the Spanish chief arrived. 835 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:41,624 The invading bastard Cortés, on La Pinta, La Nifia and La Santa Maria. 836 00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:43,262 Weren't those Columbus' ships? 837 00:54:46,267 --> 00:54:48,395 Damn it, Peppa Pig, were you there? 838 00:54:48,470 --> 00:54:50,404 - No. - So, shut it, please! 839 00:54:50,472 --> 00:54:52,770 - Okay. - So, what did the Spanish want? 840 00:54:53,575 --> 00:54:55,475 They wanted to steal their women... 841 00:54:56,044 --> 00:54:57,603 No, Zequilopochtli! 842 00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:59,373 ...and sacrifice their virgins. 843 00:55:00,081 --> 00:55:02,106 Did the Mayans chicken out? No, man! 844 00:55:02,217 --> 00:55:03,810 Instead, they rose up. 845 00:55:03,918 --> 00:55:05,443 - With help from Zapata. 846 00:55:05,554 --> 00:55:07,716 Long live Mexico, you bastards! 847 00:55:07,789 --> 00:55:09,723 Yes, Emiliano Zapata. Got a problem? 848 00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:10,883 No, it's fine. 849 00:55:11,259 --> 00:55:15,958 They pulled together as a team and fought bravely with pride 850 00:55:16,631 --> 00:55:19,828 to defend their honor, their country and their school. 851 00:55:37,352 --> 00:55:41,016 So they turned history upside down and stopped being losers. 852 00:55:42,657 --> 00:55:45,752 If the Mayans did all that, can't we do it too? 853 00:55:45,827 --> 00:55:46,988 Yes! 854 00:55:47,095 --> 00:55:48,927 - Can we do it? - Yes! 855 00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:50,761 We're gonna win this competition! 856 00:55:50,832 --> 00:55:53,164 - That's it! - We're gonna win! 857 00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:55,669 - We're going to win! - We're going to win! 858 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:57,204 Frida Kahlo High! 859 00:55:58,173 --> 00:56:00,164 Frida Kahlo High! 860 00:56:00,275 --> 00:56:01,265 And you... 861 00:56:02,043 --> 00:56:03,101 You're going to get Lucy back. 862 00:56:05,113 --> 00:56:06,877 Long live Mexico, you bastards! 863 00:56:10,552 --> 00:56:13,180 You're the worst history teacher I've ever seen. 864 00:56:13,288 --> 00:56:15,848 But as a motivational speaker, you kick ass. 865 00:56:17,058 --> 00:56:18,048 Handsome. 866 00:56:23,832 --> 00:56:26,699 Hey, come on, Mayans! 867 00:56:27,169 --> 00:56:32,972 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 868 00:56:36,311 --> 00:56:38,211 One, two, three. Faster! More rhythm! 869 00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:41,515 One, two, three, four. One, two... More energy! 870 00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:43,483 One, two, three, four. 871 00:56:48,857 --> 00:56:49,847 Food! 872 00:56:50,425 --> 00:56:51,915 Let's get a drink! 873 00:56:56,698 --> 00:56:59,360 - You're a pig, dude. - It was gross! 874 00:56:59,434 --> 00:57:02,335 Cristobal, would you open the dance with this girl? 875 00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:04,096 Me? 876 00:57:05,707 --> 00:57:06,902 With her? 877 00:57:07,008 --> 00:57:10,740 This is a community dance. The perfect chance to build bridges. 878 00:57:10,845 --> 00:57:13,337 I think she wants to build something else with you. 879 00:57:14,582 --> 00:57:16,846 Relax, handsome, I don't bite. 880 00:57:17,519 --> 00:57:19,078 - For community? - For community. 881 00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:20,245 For the community. 882 00:57:21,590 --> 00:57:23,524 That's it. I'm going to do it already. 883 00:57:24,259 --> 00:57:25,590 I'm giving Cris my flower. 884 00:57:25,693 --> 00:57:27,593 Forget flowers and screw him. 885 00:57:28,129 --> 00:57:29,392 That's what she said. 886 00:57:29,464 --> 00:57:32,434 But I need someone with experience to give me advice. 887 00:57:32,534 --> 00:57:33,524 - Yes. - Yes. 888 00:57:33,601 --> 00:57:36,093 Someone who handles shafts like Tiger Woods. 889 00:57:37,405 --> 00:57:40,864 Honey, I want to teach third grade so I can bring you to homeroom. 890 00:57:46,748 --> 00:57:48,807 Hashtag: "Wow." 891 00:57:49,284 --> 00:57:50,274 Let me see. 892 00:57:51,486 --> 00:57:54,456 If all teachers looked like you, no one would ever drop out. 893 00:57:54,556 --> 00:57:55,785 - Thanks. - Lucy. 894 00:57:56,591 --> 00:57:58,286 I owe you an explanation. Can we talk? 895 00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,589 Do you want to hear Equis' explanation? 896 00:58:00,662 --> 00:58:02,391 Or would you rather dance with Mario? 897 00:58:23,685 --> 00:58:25,153 - Hi, excuse me. - Hi. 898 00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:28,912 The restroom? 899 00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:30,988 - Over there. - Thanks. 900 00:58:55,951 --> 00:58:56,941 That's hot! 901 00:59:00,555 --> 00:59:01,545 Miss Ingrid. 902 00:59:02,023 --> 00:59:04,151 Amazing, so beautiful. Look at you. 903 00:59:04,659 --> 00:59:07,629 The heavens must be empty because all the angels are falling to earth. 904 00:59:08,363 --> 00:59:10,229 Didn't you tell me this morning that I looked like a fish? 905 00:59:10,999 --> 00:59:13,559 If you do, it's definitely... an angelfish. 906 00:59:14,669 --> 00:59:16,159 May I have this dance? 907 00:59:16,538 --> 00:59:20,338 I'm warning you, it's been a long time since I moved my hips. 908 00:59:21,876 --> 00:59:25,904 - That sounded awful. - No, it sounded... fantastic. 909 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,439 I'm so sorry. Are you all right? 910 00:59:56,211 --> 00:59:57,235 Don't worry. 911 00:59:57,679 --> 00:59:59,909 I'm a 50 Shades of Grey fan too. 912 01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:55,296 If you keep rubbing the lamp, the genie will appear. 913 01:00:56,605 --> 01:00:57,663 You go forit. 914 01:01:10,652 --> 01:01:11,676 Come, Miss Ingrid. 915 01:01:40,815 --> 01:01:45,184 - Are you okay? - Maybe I'm a bit rusty... 916 01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:47,952 but you can clear the cobwebs with confidence. 917 01:01:48,323 --> 01:01:50,121 The spider's worth it. 918 01:01:56,698 --> 01:01:58,792 Lucy. Give me your hand. 919 01:02:00,535 --> 01:02:01,969 Lucy, it was an accident. 920 01:02:02,036 --> 01:02:03,834 Excuse me, Equis, allow me. 921 01:02:03,905 --> 01:02:05,304 - Let me help you. - Yes. 922 01:02:08,042 --> 01:02:09,908 Lucy, I'm sorry. It was an accident. 923 01:02:14,415 --> 01:02:15,473 Shall we dance? 924 01:02:36,938 --> 01:02:40,568 - Miss Regina from Frida Kahlo High. - Check. 925 01:02:40,675 --> 01:02:41,767 No, there's no record. 926 01:02:41,876 --> 01:02:43,002 - No? 927 01:02:43,078 --> 01:02:44,671 - Thanks. - Thanks. 928 01:02:46,181 --> 01:02:50,049 - Did Miss Regina say why she was coming? - Just that it was very important. 929 01:02:50,118 --> 01:02:52,746 - What does Godzilla want? - Good morning. 930 01:02:53,188 --> 01:02:56,852 Miss Godzilla! Sorry, I mean, Miss Regina. What a surprise. 931 01:02:56,925 --> 01:02:59,257 - We were talking about movies. - Yes. 932 01:02:59,361 --> 01:03:01,295 This mess is straight out of a movie. 933 01:03:02,697 --> 01:03:06,065 Let me introduce you to Ms. Estrada and Mr. Salinas. 934 01:03:06,134 --> 01:03:07,465 - Hello. - Hello. 935 01:03:08,470 --> 01:03:11,633 So, is there a Mrs. Salinas? 936 01:03:13,742 --> 01:03:16,803 Miss Camila, now is not the time for flirting. 937 01:03:17,779 --> 01:03:22,216 - They're from the Department of Education. - Welcome. 938 01:03:22,617 --> 01:03:25,712 What's the reason for your trip? Business? Pleasure? Both? 939 01:03:26,154 --> 01:03:28,145 They're going to assess the school's behavior. 940 01:03:28,256 --> 01:03:29,246 Of course. 941 01:03:29,324 --> 01:03:32,658 After a great deal of begging, they've given us one last chance. 942 01:03:33,261 --> 01:03:36,720 That's good, the kids will have to ditch the booze, parties, and fighting. 943 01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:39,433 There's none of that here. 944 01:03:40,402 --> 01:03:41,836 It was a joke! 945 01:03:41,937 --> 01:03:44,998 Don't you have a sense of humor at the Department of Education? 946 01:03:45,106 --> 01:03:46,096 No. 947 01:03:58,086 --> 01:03:59,281 I want to drown! 948 01:04:00,321 --> 01:04:01,914 In your kisses. 949 01:04:06,327 --> 01:04:08,853 Hi, Miss Camila. What are you drinking? 950 01:04:09,864 --> 01:04:11,195 A sex on the beach. 951 01:04:13,535 --> 01:04:16,937 We found a quiz in Cosmopolitan and want to do it together. 952 01:04:17,005 --> 01:04:19,133 - Can you help? - It's about your first love. 953 01:04:19,607 --> 01:04:22,133 First question. How old were you when you first fell in love? 954 01:04:22,544 --> 01:04:23,841 I was very precocious. 955 01:04:23,945 --> 01:04:28,883 I started to like boys when I was very young, I think about 13. 956 01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:31,685 - You had sex when you were 13? - It asks that? 957 01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:32,776 - Yes! 958 01:04:32,854 --> 01:04:35,789 Yes, but not like that. Okay, next question. 959 01:04:36,191 --> 01:04:38,319 How old were you when you first had sex? 960 01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:42,956 A: 16 to 18. 961 01:04:43,465 --> 01:04:46,901 Bi 19 to 21. 962 01:04:47,369 --> 01:04:49,736 C: 221030. 963 01:04:50,639 --> 01:04:51,697 Isn't there a D? 964 01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:55,742 At 15 with an asshole who promised me the world 965 01:04:55,844 --> 01:04:57,676 and then didn't want anything to do with me. 966 01:04:59,881 --> 01:05:02,714 - Say something. Say something. - Okay, let's try the third question. 967 01:05:04,385 --> 01:05:06,581 What do you remember about the first time? 968 01:05:06,688 --> 01:05:10,716 A - Oh, my first time was so... 969 01:05:11,659 --> 01:05:13,354 was so... 970 01:05:14,229 --> 01:05:18,063 To be honest, I don't remember. I'd drunk half a bottle of tequila. 971 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,365 To calm me down, I was so nervous. 972 01:05:21,436 --> 01:05:24,269 Okay, fourth question. 973 01:05:24,372 --> 01:05:27,239 When doing it for the first time, what's the best way? 974 01:05:27,843 --> 01:05:29,834 A: From the front. 975 01:05:29,911 --> 01:05:33,279 B: From behind. C: A blow job. 976 01:05:33,381 --> 01:05:36,248 Are you sure this is Cosmopolitan? Sounds more like Playboy. 977 01:05:36,351 --> 01:05:38,012 Yes, Cosmopolitan. See. 978 01:05:38,219 --> 01:05:42,178 Always start with option C, but then change to A. 979 01:05:43,225 --> 01:05:46,217 If he's really good, a bit more A. 980 01:05:46,895 --> 01:05:47,885 And maybe... 981 01:05:49,264 --> 01:05:51,961 A, and then C. 982 01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:54,927 And then A and more A. 983 01:05:55,036 --> 01:05:57,596 B,C, A.. 984 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,271 And when you find the G-spot... 985 01:06:02,377 --> 01:06:05,312 Okay, miss, that was really helpful. Thanks a lot. 986 01:06:05,814 --> 01:06:08,476 AB,ACA.. 987 01:06:17,659 --> 01:06:19,388 Welcome to the final... 988 01:06:19,994 --> 01:06:21,962 Okay, testing, one, 989 01:06:22,063 --> 01:06:23,724 two, three, testing... 990 01:06:25,133 --> 01:06:27,329 What's going on? Why does it sound like that? 991 01:06:30,839 --> 01:06:35,436 Today we have the volleyball and chess finals. 992 01:06:35,810 --> 01:06:38,006 And if I catch the Frida High students, 993 01:06:38,113 --> 01:06:40,844 they'll never see the end of it! 994 01:06:43,818 --> 01:06:44,910 German. 995 01:06:44,986 --> 01:06:47,114 Focus, don't let your guard down. 996 01:06:47,822 --> 01:06:50,757 Punish him whenever you can and remember: you feel no pain. 997 01:06:51,926 --> 01:06:52,916 Feel no pain. 998 01:06:52,994 --> 01:06:57,454 Lucy, relax. It's just chess, he's not fighting Pacquiao. 999 01:07:27,162 --> 01:07:29,028 You bastard! 1000 01:07:29,130 --> 01:07:31,861 Do I have to remind the Frida Kahlo students 1001 01:07:31,966 --> 01:07:34,162 that this isn't a soccer match? 1002 01:07:36,338 --> 01:07:38,363 You bastard! 1003 01:07:44,145 --> 01:07:45,169 Check. 1004 01:07:48,016 --> 01:07:49,040 Wave. 1005 01:07:56,324 --> 01:07:57,314 Check. 1006 01:08:16,845 --> 01:08:17,835 Checkmate. 1007 01:08:24,753 --> 01:08:27,279 Champions! 1008 01:08:28,456 --> 01:08:29,685 Some good news at last. 1009 01:08:30,725 --> 01:08:31,954 I hate to ruin the mood, Camila, 1010 01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:33,789 but if your team loses, they'll shut down the school. 1011 01:08:33,895 --> 01:08:36,421 Now the ball's in your court. 1012 01:08:36,531 --> 01:08:40,092 Frida! Frida! 1013 01:08:41,970 --> 01:08:44,701 Well done! Good. 1014 01:08:47,709 --> 01:08:48,938 That's it! 1015 01:08:53,214 --> 01:08:55,444 Last set. We're going to win. 1016 01:09:01,323 --> 01:09:04,759 - Are you sure about this? - No, but I've got to do it. 1017 01:09:04,826 --> 01:09:07,727 - You could die. - I'd rather die than lose Lucy. 1018 01:09:08,062 --> 01:09:12,590 That's so sweet! If you don't get Lucy, my heart is all yours. 1019 01:09:12,667 --> 01:09:14,260 Focus, please. 1020 01:09:14,569 --> 01:09:17,834 When I give you the signal, speed the boat up. 1021 01:09:18,139 --> 01:09:20,107 When I'm up in the air, turn the boat to the right, 1022 01:09:20,175 --> 01:09:22,507 so I can unfurl the banner, got it? 1023 01:09:22,610 --> 01:09:24,942 - Yes. - Let's go, the match is almost over! 1024 01:09:29,784 --> 01:09:30,808 Come on, yes, we can! 1025 01:09:31,152 --> 01:09:34,019 Yes, we can! Yes, we can! 1026 01:09:34,122 --> 01:09:35,783 Yes, we can! 1027 01:09:42,964 --> 01:09:44,090 Did you tie the rope well? 1028 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:46,859 He face-planted. I think we killed him. 1029 01:09:52,340 --> 01:09:54,775 I'll chop off your balls! 1030 01:09:58,780 --> 01:09:59,770 Well done, everyone! 1031 01:09:59,848 --> 01:10:01,316 Come on, guys, let's wave! 1032 01:10:01,783 --> 01:10:03,615 Come on, Frida! We can do it! 1033 01:10:11,793 --> 01:10:13,659 Watch out for the birds! 1034 01:10:22,570 --> 01:10:23,628 You okay? 1035 01:10:24,072 --> 01:10:28,168 You bastards, haven't you ever driven a boat before? 1036 01:10:29,010 --> 01:10:32,344 - No. - Sons of bitches. 1037 01:10:33,014 --> 01:10:34,413 Come on! 1038 01:10:34,516 --> 01:10:36,507 Come on! 1039 01:10:37,219 --> 01:10:38,983 Frida! Frida! 1040 01:10:44,559 --> 01:10:46,220 Don't worry. It's going to be all right. 1041 01:10:51,433 --> 01:10:53,367 - Higher! - What? 1042 01:10:53,435 --> 01:10:54,834 Higher! 1043 01:11:04,045 --> 01:11:05,877 Hey there, handsome! 1044 01:11:09,117 --> 01:11:10,949 What are you doing, dude? Don't let go! 1045 01:11:14,456 --> 01:11:15,617 You dumb-ass! 1046 01:11:15,724 --> 01:11:18,125 CHILINDRINA, I LOVE YOU 1047 01:11:20,095 --> 01:11:21,290 You idiots! 1048 01:11:22,397 --> 01:11:23,455 I'm all alone! 1049 01:11:23,932 --> 01:11:26,128 Come on, guys! One more time! 1050 01:11:26,234 --> 01:11:27,895 Frida! Frida! 1051 01:11:29,738 --> 01:11:31,263 Come on, everyone! 1052 01:11:31,373 --> 01:11:32,807 No! 1053 01:11:32,908 --> 01:11:34,069 Come on! 1054 01:11:39,948 --> 01:11:43,316 Come on! We can do this! Don't give up! 1055 01:11:43,752 --> 01:11:45,743 Frida! Frida! 1056 01:11:48,757 --> 01:11:51,385 Come on, Frida! 1057 01:11:57,832 --> 01:12:00,927 I'm going to crash! 1058 01:12:01,803 --> 01:12:03,293 Out of the way! 1059 01:12:21,022 --> 01:12:23,286 You're an idiot, Equis. 1060 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:27,152 You like social networks, don't you? Here's your net... at work. 1061 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:41,809 You think it's funny, Alcantara? 1062 01:12:42,444 --> 01:12:44,970 - We were about to win. - You ruined it! 1063 01:12:46,181 --> 01:12:47,273 Like you do everything. 1064 01:12:50,151 --> 01:12:54,520 - You've put our backs against the wall. - know, and I'm sorry. 1065 01:12:54,622 --> 01:12:57,489 Where did you get certified to be a teacher? In jail? 1066 01:12:57,859 --> 01:13:00,885 - If I told you... - But don't worry. 1067 01:13:01,396 --> 01:13:02,488 We'll fixit. 1068 01:13:03,231 --> 01:13:05,893 - Really? - Yes, you're fired. 1069 01:13:07,035 --> 01:13:09,299 You can't do that to me. I'm their teacher-- 1070 01:13:09,371 --> 01:13:13,808 And I'm their principal, and I won't leave the school's future in your hands. 1071 01:13:14,209 --> 01:13:15,301 But, Miss... 1072 01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:01,720 - Be naughty, but be safe. - You know it. 1073 01:14:35,223 --> 01:14:36,554 Hello, handsome. 1074 01:14:38,126 --> 01:14:39,457 I've got a present for you. 1075 01:14:40,629 --> 01:14:41,960 Shall I unwrap it? 1076 01:15:10,025 --> 01:15:11,117 Are you drunk? 1077 01:15:11,193 --> 01:15:12,627 You're a bit blurry. 1078 01:15:14,095 --> 01:15:16,996 But even so, you look... real fine-- 1079 01:15:18,433 --> 01:15:19,423 Are you okay? 1080 01:15:20,769 --> 01:15:21,793 So good. 1081 01:15:35,216 --> 01:15:37,116 - Slow down. - What's my name? 1082 01:15:37,719 --> 01:15:39,346 Hey, dude! 1083 01:15:39,788 --> 01:15:41,187 What are you doing? 1084 01:15:41,289 --> 01:15:43,383 - Show me your burrito. - Slow down. 1085 01:15:43,492 --> 01:15:45,392 - Laura, you're wasted. Don't-- - Yes, show me. 1086 01:15:45,493 --> 01:15:48,519 - Stop, now. Not like that! - Like this! 1087 01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:51,190 Not here, stop it! 1088 01:16:05,881 --> 01:16:06,905 Enough, Laura! 1089 01:16:07,482 --> 01:16:08,972 Let me go! 1090 01:16:09,050 --> 01:16:10,211 - Hey. - Let me go! 1091 01:16:10,318 --> 01:16:11,479 Stop! 1092 01:16:11,853 --> 01:16:13,082 Let me go! 1093 01:16:13,321 --> 01:16:14,311 - Hey! - Let me-- 1094 01:16:14,389 --> 01:16:16,653 - What are you doing? - This is not what it looks like. 1095 01:16:19,561 --> 01:16:21,086 If you touch her again! 1096 01:16:21,863 --> 01:16:24,025 - If you touch her again! - No! 1097 01:16:24,099 --> 01:16:25,089 This is my fault. 1098 01:16:25,534 --> 01:16:28,595 What? - I wanted to do it for the first time. 1099 01:16:28,703 --> 01:16:33,106 But you're wasted, sit down. You want to lose your virginity like this? 1100 01:16:33,608 --> 01:16:36,168 Laura, your first time should be special. 1101 01:16:36,244 --> 01:16:37,234 Something badass. 1102 01:16:37,946 --> 01:16:41,246 But now, instead of good memories, all you'll have is a hell of a hangover. 1103 01:16:41,349 --> 01:16:43,044 I didn't want to lose Cris. 1104 01:16:43,118 --> 01:16:47,055 "1 didn't want." Are you kidding? That's how you'll lose him. Like that. 1105 01:16:47,789 --> 01:16:49,416 Trying to be someone you're not. 1106 01:16:50,359 --> 01:16:53,761 And you, asshole, I'm warning you. Laura is like a daughter to me. 1107 01:16:54,896 --> 01:16:57,729 You hurt her, I'll take your virginity. 1108 01:17:09,311 --> 01:17:10,369 Zequi? 1109 01:17:11,646 --> 01:17:12,772 Zequi! 1110 01:17:13,882 --> 01:17:14,872 Zequi? 1111 01:17:41,343 --> 01:17:44,108 - Lucy, you want to get a-- - Not now. 1112 01:17:54,790 --> 01:17:56,349 This is not what it looks like. 1113 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:59,257 I know, and we'll talk about it later. Right now, where's Zequi? 1114 01:17:59,327 --> 01:18:00,522 He just left. 1115 01:18:03,965 --> 01:18:05,524 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1116 01:18:08,670 --> 01:18:09,694 Zequi! 1117 01:18:17,746 --> 01:18:21,114 And five, six, seven and eight. 1118 01:18:21,182 --> 01:18:24,482 And one, two, three and four. 1119 01:18:24,552 --> 01:18:28,045 And five, six, seven and eight. 1120 01:18:28,156 --> 01:18:31,456 And one, two, three and four. 1121 01:18:31,526 --> 01:18:33,153 Echappé, échappé. 1122 01:18:33,561 --> 01:18:36,531 And seven and... For Christ's sake! 1123 01:18:37,132 --> 01:18:39,829 I've got pencils more flexible than you. 1124 01:18:40,535 --> 01:18:42,230 Come on, again. 1125 01:18:42,337 --> 01:18:44,135 They made a great decision hiring her. 1126 01:18:44,205 --> 01:18:47,140 She can run schools, ballets, pretty much everything. 1127 01:18:47,208 --> 01:18:49,142 And I've got excellent hearing. 1128 01:18:49,678 --> 01:18:53,478 So stop moving your tongues and start moving your feet. 1129 01:18:53,982 --> 01:18:55,006 Come on, again. 1130 01:18:55,083 --> 01:18:59,145 From the top. Five, six, seven and eight. 1131 01:18:59,221 --> 01:19:02,213 And one, two, three and four. 1132 01:19:02,324 --> 01:19:05,692 Echappé, échappé, seven and eight. 1133 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:09,253 Open. And one, two, three and four. 1134 01:19:09,364 --> 01:19:12,994 And five, six, seven and eight. 1135 01:19:13,068 --> 01:19:16,060 Tombeé, pas de bourrée, glissade, cabriole. 1136 01:19:19,874 --> 01:19:23,071 Okay, that's enough. No more dancing any "tomblé," 1137 01:19:23,178 --> 01:19:25,237 or "berry" or "cabaret." 1138 01:19:25,347 --> 01:19:29,250 Why don't you learn to pronounce it first and then you can try to do it? 1139 01:19:29,351 --> 01:19:32,844 They'll laugh at us because we can't dance like that. 1140 01:19:32,921 --> 01:19:35,185 Exactly, Miss, we're like the Mayans. 1141 01:19:35,256 --> 01:19:39,124 The ones who fought with the Aztecs and Zapata against the Spanish. 1142 01:19:39,227 --> 01:19:41,628 What? What kind of garbage is this? 1143 01:19:42,364 --> 01:19:45,026 Right, that's it, enough, listen up. 1144 01:19:46,067 --> 01:19:49,230 If we don't win this contest in two days' time, 1145 01:19:49,304 --> 01:19:50,772 they are shutting down the school. 1146 01:19:50,872 --> 01:19:53,432 - What? - The fate of the school depends on us? 1147 01:19:53,542 --> 01:19:55,909 There's no way we're going to win if you just want to convert us into 1148 01:19:55,977 --> 01:19:57,308 a crappy copy of the St. James school. 1149 01:19:57,412 --> 01:20:01,315 Right! I don't get why you can't accept us for who we are. 1150 01:20:01,650 --> 01:20:04,142 Because that's exactly what has put the school 1151 01:20:04,252 --> 01:20:06,380 in danger of closing in the first place. 1152 01:20:08,223 --> 01:20:11,591 ZEQUI, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP, I'll WAIT FOR YOU AT THE CLUB 1153 01:20:13,161 --> 01:20:14,151 Let's go! 1154 01:20:14,629 --> 01:20:18,395 And five, six, seven and eight. 1155 01:20:18,466 --> 01:20:21,959 And one, two, three and four. 1156 01:20:22,070 --> 01:20:25,506 And five, six, seven and eight. 1157 01:20:25,807 --> 01:20:30,438 Zequi, I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart. 1158 01:20:31,613 --> 01:20:34,014 It was the best thing that could have happened to you. 1159 01:20:34,616 --> 01:20:36,141 You belong here. 1160 01:20:37,786 --> 01:20:41,313 1 don't know what you were doing with that know-it-all teacher. 1161 01:20:43,024 --> 01:20:44,150 That squeaky voice... 1162 01:20:45,193 --> 01:20:46,183 "Kids! 1163 01:20:46,962 --> 01:20:48,589 Recess is over!" 1164 01:20:49,498 --> 01:20:51,262 Like someone torturing a parrot. 1165 01:20:53,001 --> 01:20:54,093 Zequi, can we talk? 1166 01:20:55,837 --> 01:20:58,863 Exactly! That impression is perfect-- 1167 01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:07,978 I'll see if the girls are done waxing. 1168 01:21:10,819 --> 01:21:13,117 - What are you doing here? - You forgot this. 1169 01:21:15,724 --> 01:21:17,624 You didn't come all this way just to give me this? 1170 01:21:17,692 --> 01:21:20,855 No, I also came to tell you that Mario and I are getting married. 1171 01:21:21,796 --> 01:21:22,786 What? 1172 01:21:24,065 --> 01:21:25,533 I'm kidding, Zequi! 1173 01:21:26,168 --> 01:21:27,158 Alittle bit. 1174 01:21:28,537 --> 01:21:30,699 No, I came to say I was wrong. 1175 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,505 I tried to change you. 1176 01:21:36,177 --> 01:21:39,374 1 don't blame you, with the shit I did, I would have tried to change me too. 1177 01:21:41,883 --> 01:21:43,817 I screwed up with the kids again. 1178 01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:46,252 Yes. But they need you. 1179 01:21:46,922 --> 01:21:48,412 Zequi, you've got to come back. 1180 01:21:49,091 --> 01:21:51,082 The contest is tomorrow, we have to win. 1181 01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:53,191 They don't need me to win. 1182 01:21:54,729 --> 01:21:56,060 They need a miracle. 1183 01:22:12,914 --> 01:22:15,281 First, forget those shit ugly dances. 1184 01:22:16,251 --> 01:22:19,881 You're going to dance like the scumbags you are. 1185 01:22:19,955 --> 01:22:21,286 Is that supposed to motivate us? 1186 01:22:21,389 --> 01:22:23,448 From now on, you do what I say. 1187 01:22:24,025 --> 01:22:25,459 Look only at me. 1188 01:22:27,629 --> 01:22:29,393 My eyes are up here, idiot. 1189 01:22:30,365 --> 01:22:32,424 She said look at her, not which part. 1190 01:22:32,534 --> 01:22:34,764 Too much meat for your plate, little guy! 1191 01:22:34,869 --> 01:22:38,464 Jenny, you think you can teach us to dance in just one night? 1192 01:22:38,573 --> 01:22:39,597 Honey... 1193 01:22:41,376 --> 01:22:44,243 1 do my best work at night. 1194 01:22:44,913 --> 01:22:45,903 Wow. 1195 01:23:01,963 --> 01:23:03,488 It's so classy. 1196 01:23:26,788 --> 01:23:28,813 Welcome... 1197 01:23:32,494 --> 01:23:34,258 Welcome! 1198 01:23:34,696 --> 01:23:37,996 Today is a big day for young Mexicans. 1199 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:40,864 No, Donald Trump hasn't resigned. 1200 01:23:43,371 --> 01:23:46,830 Today is the competition's grand finale. 1201 01:23:46,942 --> 01:23:48,467 We can't hear you, use the mic! 1202 01:23:48,543 --> 01:23:51,706 No way! I'm not letting the Frida High kids prank me again. 1203 01:23:54,683 --> 01:23:57,311 Let the dancing begin! 1204 01:24:06,861 --> 01:24:09,728 Shame there isn't a prize for being the dumbest. 1205 01:24:09,831 --> 01:24:11,128 You'd win for sure. 1206 01:24:11,199 --> 01:24:13,167 Here, don't forget the stuffing. 1207 01:24:15,971 --> 01:24:17,336 Hey, hey, hey. 1208 01:24:17,806 --> 01:24:18,796 Ignore them. 1209 01:24:19,140 --> 01:24:21,734 - They want to wind you up. - It's working. 1210 01:24:22,010 --> 01:24:23,171 We won't let them! 1211 01:24:23,745 --> 01:24:25,304 We're Mayans, remember? 1212 01:24:26,314 --> 01:24:27,645 We're here to change history. 1213 01:24:29,484 --> 01:24:31,851 You kids have fought for things your entire lives. 1214 01:24:32,721 --> 01:24:33,847 Your entire lives. 1215 01:24:35,090 --> 01:24:36,489 No school wants you. 1216 01:24:37,592 --> 01:24:38,855 They don't want you here either. 1217 01:24:39,928 --> 01:24:42,158 What's more, this goddamn world... 1218 01:24:42,731 --> 01:24:43,823 doesn't want you. 1219 01:24:45,867 --> 01:24:46,891 But you know what? 1220 01:24:49,037 --> 01:24:50,027 I want you. 1221 01:24:51,239 --> 01:24:52,673 And I love you a shitload. 1222 01:24:53,441 --> 01:24:54,431 Because I know you... 1223 01:24:56,111 --> 01:24:57,169 each one of you. 1224 01:24:59,714 --> 01:25:02,911 And I love you because I know who you really are. 1225 01:25:07,756 --> 01:25:08,917 Team hug. 1226 01:25:10,091 --> 01:25:11,081 Sir, 1227 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,792 why aren't you like that with us? 1228 01:25:16,131 --> 01:25:19,761 It's true. You only hug us when you're taking selfies. 1229 01:25:19,868 --> 01:25:21,267 And then you use filters. 1230 01:25:22,404 --> 01:25:23,394 You want affection? 1231 01:25:24,940 --> 01:25:25,930 I want that trophy. 1232 01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:28,567 And I won't let those losers get it. 1233 01:25:28,777 --> 01:25:31,644 So stop whining and get out there and win, okay? 1234 01:25:31,746 --> 01:25:32,804 Yes, sir. 1235 01:25:32,914 --> 01:25:36,214 Hey, do you think that's the best way to teach your students? 1236 01:25:36,485 --> 01:25:37,475 Of course. 1237 01:25:38,453 --> 01:25:42,287 I'm teaching them the world's divided into two groups, winners and losers. 1238 01:25:42,991 --> 01:25:44,083 Hey, stay on that side! 1239 01:25:45,827 --> 01:25:47,989 No one remembers second place, Lucy. 1240 01:25:48,096 --> 01:25:50,258 If winning means becoming someone like you, 1241 01:25:50,332 --> 01:25:51,629 I'll stick with the losers. 1242 01:25:52,234 --> 01:25:54,225 And you've chosen them well. 1243 01:25:54,302 --> 01:25:56,066 Deep down you never changed. 1244 01:25:56,138 --> 01:25:59,574 1 don't know what I ever saw in someone as shallow as you. 1245 01:25:59,641 --> 01:26:02,269 Well, I never met someone who turns on the stove, but never plans on cooking. 1246 01:26:02,344 --> 01:26:03,402 What? 1247 01:26:04,279 --> 01:26:06,475 - What did you say? - I said she's a cock-- 1248 01:26:08,650 --> 01:26:09,981 Monica! Are you okay? 1249 01:26:11,653 --> 01:26:13,644 - What happened? - I don't know, it hurts! 1250 01:26:24,699 --> 01:26:25,689 Very good! 1251 01:26:30,505 --> 01:26:33,531 That was Polanco High School. 1252 01:26:33,642 --> 01:26:37,840 Now it's time for the reigning champions. 1253 01:26:37,946 --> 01:26:40,040 Give a warm round of applause for the students from St. James! 1254 01:27:22,524 --> 01:27:25,323 Shit, it looks like you put implants in your ankle. 1255 01:27:25,393 --> 01:27:27,088 You can still move it, right? 1256 01:27:27,763 --> 01:27:29,094 Get a doctor, asshole. 1257 01:27:29,197 --> 01:27:30,722 She didn't hit me that hard. 1258 01:27:33,201 --> 01:27:35,533 For Monica! Right. 1259 01:27:35,604 --> 01:27:37,038 She can't dance like this. 1260 01:27:37,105 --> 01:27:40,564 We can't go on without her. She's our best dancer. 1261 01:27:40,675 --> 01:27:43,167 But if there aren't 12 of us, we'll be disqualified. 1262 01:27:43,245 --> 01:27:44,542 Let me give it a try. 1263 01:27:46,214 --> 01:27:47,204 Slowly. 1264 01:27:50,018 --> 01:27:51,417 There must be some other way. 1265 01:27:57,259 --> 01:27:58,249 No. 1266 01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:01,420 She can't dance. It has to be someone from Frida. 1267 01:28:25,086 --> 01:28:27,145 Yeah! 1268 01:28:27,255 --> 01:28:29,587 Yeah! Well done, guys! 1269 01:28:30,292 --> 01:28:31,987 Bravo, guys! 1270 01:28:33,996 --> 01:28:36,226 What a fantastic choreography! 1271 01:28:36,298 --> 01:28:39,393 A big round of applause for the reigning champions. 1272 01:28:41,503 --> 01:28:46,236 There's just one act left. Things couldn't be more exciting. 1273 01:28:46,308 --> 01:28:49,278 The competition is at stake. 1274 01:28:51,112 --> 01:28:53,274 Please welcome Frida Kahlo High. 1275 01:28:54,616 --> 01:28:56,084 Don't expect too much. 1276 01:28:58,853 --> 01:29:01,447 Don't worry, they'll surprise you. 1277 01:29:02,657 --> 01:29:04,147 A good surprise, I hope. 1278 01:29:04,259 --> 01:29:05,420 Frida Kahlo! 1279 01:29:05,493 --> 01:29:08,360 Looks like they're either shy or deaf. 1280 01:29:08,930 --> 01:29:10,091 Frida Kahlo, on stage! 1281 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:14,531 If you don't come out, you'll be disqualified. 1282 01:29:14,636 --> 01:29:15,626 Come on! 1283 01:30:26,374 --> 01:30:28,274 I thought this was a classical choreography? 1284 01:30:28,376 --> 01:30:29,400 So did . 1285 01:30:42,858 --> 01:30:44,519 - Come on! - Come on, Romo! 1286 01:31:02,444 --> 01:31:04,242 Come on, Frida! 1287 01:31:19,995 --> 01:31:22,054 Come on, Lucy! 1288 01:31:25,133 --> 01:31:27,830 If you're here, who is... 1289 01:31:46,855 --> 01:31:48,152 He had to be with them. 1290 01:31:48,256 --> 01:31:51,658 After all, he's the reason the kids got here in the first place. 1291 01:32:45,046 --> 01:32:47,310 Such a great choreography, very avant-garde. 1292 01:32:48,216 --> 01:32:50,742 Did you really expect anything less from someone with my reputation? 1293 01:33:01,496 --> 01:33:03,089 You look so good in that costume! 1294 01:33:17,212 --> 01:33:18,941 Frida! Frida! 1295 01:33:26,187 --> 01:33:28,417 WELCOME TO LUCY AND ZEQUI'S WEDDING 1296 01:33:54,549 --> 01:33:55,607 Who'd have thought? 1297 01:33:55,717 --> 01:33:58,243 We thought they'd be the ones to destroy the school, but instead, 1298 01:33:58,320 --> 01:33:59,879 they are the ones that saved it. 1299 01:33:59,955 --> 01:34:01,582 Come on, Lucy! 1300 01:34:09,231 --> 01:34:10,756 Lucy, you pretty thing! 1301 01:34:14,603 --> 01:34:16,071 Come on, Lucy! 1302 01:34:20,442 --> 01:34:21,967 Go for it! Be happy! 1303 01:34:34,122 --> 01:34:36,022 We're gathered here... 1304 01:34:39,861 --> 01:34:40,919 Again? 1305 01:34:46,368 --> 01:34:51,204 ...to join Lucy and Ezequiel in holy matrimony. 1306 01:34:51,506 --> 01:34:53,668 - This feels like déja vu. - Yeah. 1307 01:34:53,775 --> 01:34:56,608 I don't know which wedding I've enjoyed more. 1308 01:34:56,878 --> 01:34:58,209 I like this one more. 1309 01:34:58,980 --> 01:35:01,472 The other one was like those jerks from St. James. 1310 01:35:02,117 --> 01:35:03,107 Yeah. 1311 01:35:03,785 --> 01:35:05,150 This one is more Frida. 1312 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,284 ...for better and for worse. 1313 01:35:07,856 --> 01:35:11,622 To love and to cherish her as long as you both shall live... 1314 01:35:12,160 --> 01:35:13,525 Be careful what you promise! 1315 01:35:17,832 --> 01:35:18,822 Yes. 1316 01:35:19,501 --> 01:35:20,491 I do. 1317 01:35:22,570 --> 01:35:25,870 Zequi! Zequi! Zequi! 1318 01:35:25,974 --> 01:35:29,035 Zequi! Zequi! Zequi! 1319 01:35:33,181 --> 01:35:34,171 Lucy. 1320 01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:36,312 Do you take... 1321 01:35:37,085 --> 01:35:39,383 - Are you crying? - Yes. 1322 01:35:39,888 --> 01:35:40,878 Why? 1323 01:35:41,189 --> 01:35:45,319 I might look like a tough guy, but weddings are just so moving. 1324 01:35:46,995 --> 01:35:49,692 ...to love and to cherish him as long as you both shall live... 1325 01:35:50,932 --> 01:35:51,990 So sensitive. 1326 01:35:52,067 --> 01:35:54,695 1 bet you love to cuddle after intercourse. 1327 01:35:59,574 --> 01:36:00,564 Yes. 1328 01:36:02,110 --> 01:36:03,100 I do. 1329 01:36:03,512 --> 01:36:05,071 Come on, Lucy! 1330 01:36:09,751 --> 01:36:13,949 If anyone knows of any reason this couple may not be lawfully wed, 1331 01:36:14,790 --> 01:36:18,556 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1332 01:36:25,867 --> 01:36:27,301 Again? 1333 01:36:27,969 --> 01:36:30,301 What you need is an exorcism. 1334 01:36:30,905 --> 01:36:32,737 - You're okay? - Yes. 1335 01:36:32,807 --> 01:36:35,708 - We're better than ever. - You are. I'm so hervous. 1336 01:36:36,611 --> 01:36:37,976 1 didn't mean you. 1337 01:36:40,248 --> 01:36:42,216 We're... better than ever. 1338 01:36:43,084 --> 01:36:45,212 We're going to be parents? 1339 01:36:51,159 --> 01:36:55,323 Before you change your minds, I declare you husband and wife. 1340 01:36:55,831 --> 01:36:57,925 You may kiss the bride. Go on, kiss her! 1341 01:36:57,999 --> 01:36:59,125 Kiss her! 1342 01:37:03,238 --> 01:37:06,173 They couldn't have a normal wedding like everyone else. 1343 01:37:06,274 --> 01:37:10,233 I'm not sure the world is ready for another Alcantara. 88603