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Bavaria with its mountains, pastures, forests, lakes and ...

... rushing brooks is one of the most beautiful regions in Germany.

Poets have sung about it and videographers have their peace ...

... made known worldwide. In every corner of the world ...

... people are still learning Bavarian manners and customs.

One of the internationally most famous cultural aspects ...

... is that the pearl of the landscape around the K nigsee in ...

... half of the German living rooms adorn the wall ...

During the migration, ken pulled the Bajars and the Quaden ...

... to this area. The Bayeren gave the country its name.

The Quaden are responsible for the Bavarian head shape.

Every important Bavarian police officer shows his square ...

... head proudly all over the world, even to China.

And here in the garden of Tony Ehrdinger, a Bavarian farmer ...

... our story begins on a beautiful Sunday. Tony practices ...

... a typical Beer profession. He's a poacher.

It is his daughter, an innocent high-spirited wench ...

... disagree with Tony's profession. She is always concerned.

You did that well again. Where are you going?

A bit of hunting. Is that supposed to be? I am so afraid.

Well what, what should we feed our guest?

I know. I'll be back tonight.

Take care of yourself. They don't get to me so easily.

See you.

Who is that?

Don't scare me. Did you recognize me?

And

Don't I get a kiss? But Franz, we'll see later.

They can see that we like each other.

You know I like you deep down in my heart.

do you help with the lentils? Gladly.

Which is good ... which is not ... which is ... which is not ...

That's no use for you. I don't want to at all.

See you later. Where are you going?

A number ... have a chat ... That's right.

What a smell in that church again. Don't grumble, mayor.

Come and have a drink. A lager always goes in.

We're going to grab a beer. There are still some things to do.

I've known you longer than today. What is going on?

The kids.

Same story every Sunday.

Bergmeester, wait for me a minute. Come on in.

That starts well again today.

Are you there yet?

Take a look, here I am. Come and show your pussy.

Are you going there? Come on.

It happened again soon.

I'm just not a superman.

We'll try again. Very calmly.

If only there was a means that you could last longer.

A miracle should happen.

And if you find this herb wax, crush it with a bronze spoon ...

... or rub it between your thumb and forefinger and eat it ...

... so much pleasure. And within an hour you can be any wench ...

... however many there are, with inexhaustible power and ...

... gladdening stamina.

He told me to celebrate.

When you consider that, that he brought Max in, you understand?

Then I stopped. What a jerk.

In 8.2 seconds it is at 100 from standstill.

Walk away. If you kick it three times, then maybe.

Where is our beer? I'm coming.

The motel is doing fine. Walk away anyway.

It gets difficult in the corners.

I really want to get out of hand with you.

Stop that. Soon your hormones will fly out of control with you.

I asked you something. What did he ask?

He asked where our Franz is. Yes, where would it be again?

I thought you knew that. How am I supposed to know?

Our children are gradually going their own way.

What's coming in there? When you've had it all ...

Good morning.

Can I get a room here? For a couple of days.

How do you find such a ... A man with a girl skirt.

Hope it turns out fine. A room? Actually...

We are full. It's just porn.

We can't just send such a foreign man away, can we?

He can stay in the doghouse. Well suited for him.

I've already asked everywhere. Everything is full. Plenty of room...

...I do not need it. And I know how terribly nice ...

... are the people of Bavaria.

For a few days he can. in my room.

She wants that, that slut. You're only jealous.

That is still the case. I don't need much space.

I am very grateful to you. I will tell everyone at home ...

... how nice the people in Bavaria are.

Good? What do you think?

Rent that room. But then he has to give a round.

Fun. For a few days at most.

Well come on then.

Come on, give it a round. Then he has his way.

And at least you have a bed. Give a round, what is that?

He won't know. Traction, giving away ...

Free beer for everyone. I do not understand what you mean.

If you give a round, you can stay in my room.

Well then ... a beer. Not a beer, we are with ...

... six of us, with you 7. O seven beers ...

Great. Oh no, I don't drink much.

We do not. Seven big. Come sit there.

Sit down.

My name is McFitts.

Do you like it here? Yes very good.

This is a famous place. That is because of the K nigsee.

Where are you from? From Scotland.

Where are you going? I travel around a bit

So, Scottish sir, your round.

Enjoy it.

Well well well, drink it a bit.

He chokes. The first is tricky.

But you will still learn.

Come and help. I'm coming.

I'm gonna go, Mark Fitts, or whatever you call that.

Hi Tony, let's see what you brought.

Great job, Tony.

Do you want a beer? You don't have a buck today, do you?

Then I would have shot a buck. You're right.

The hunter is sleeping. He won't bother you.

Have a drink from me. I'm thirsty.

What are you doing here? I'll be on holiday on Ice.

I mean vacation in Germany. That beautiful Germany.

Do say so. We drink to that.

Another round of the Scot. I don't anymore, I get drunk.

Nothing. There is drinking in Germany.

Come on in, Tony. Give us a pot of beer, Genny.

There you have Tony. That it is still free ...

Hurry up. Do you know where Franz is?

And where would it be? On that little Marijn.

That rhymes.

What did you say there? Leave them anyway.

You should know.

If you don't stop there will be blows.

Does he mean me?

Dear people, the Bavarians are very nice people.

Don't get involved, you ***. Don't offend my guests.

Is someone insulting me? Never mind.

Tell me what you just said.

Now stop. Same every Sunday.

If you want to know where Franz is, it's Marijn.

And now it has been enough.

Are you going already? Stay a while. None of that.

I can't do it when there's a fight.

I do not understand you. Your grandmother is coming.

See you, girl.

And so this Sunday afternoon in Bavaria comes to an end.

At home, the women wait with bandages and bandages ...

... and huge pork dishes on their husbands and fathers.

They are a good people who have their natural spontaneity ...

... in thinking and acting in this way

Only McFitts, the troubled Scot, cannot understand.

His quest for the herb that moset him his potency ...

... giving back drives him through mountain and valley.

Au..my head.

Good day, Miss. Goodbye madam ... um sir ...

Mcfitts ... from Scotland.

I hit that Scot well. So that was you. You do have ...

... strength in your arms. I eat a lot, you see.

Get a drink. Coming.

Sit down.

Thank you.

What are you doing that high? I'm very tired. It was...

... a very tiring walk.

What are you looking for so far? Can you keep something quiet?

I mean shut up ... shut up. Like a dead hare.

I'm looking for a herbal wax that can make you really strong.

If you know what I mean. There are many herbs here.

It is a fertile region. I'm looking for a very special herb.

In this old book ...

A drink for the robber brothers. Thanks, Miss.

Don't be so difficult, her name is Marij.

Fine Bavarian whiskey, Marijn.

You have a lot of fun here. Yes, you saw that correctly.

Everyone thinks so.

Very nice.

Is it so beautiful with you? Yes, it is very beautiful there too.

A bit remote, isn't it Scotland?

A very pleasant Sunday is nearing its end. The sun is setting ...

... without hesitation behind the mountains. Everyone's in bed ...

... to sleep after the day's efforts.

ledereen ...?

God was certainly a Scotsman that he only gave me one ball.

That's why I'm impotent. I need to find that herb.

I absolutely have to find it.

Are you looking for something? I can help you, though.

Help ... help. Oh miss, that's the problem.

I only have one ball.

What do you mean? He's long enough anyway.

What are you pretending to be. Nobody knows.

Come out. I'm only doing something good.

Coward.

I do not understand. And it can be so good.

Come on, I want it so bad.

This is not funny.

And so it happened that Riesi told it confidentially ...

... worth it, that to Ernie, and that to Leni and so on.

And so the whole village soon knew about it. Only Tony and Marijn.

... didn't know because they lived so remote. And McFitts ...

... didn't realize his secret had become commonplace.

Put your legs aside. You can go through it anyway.

If I had that herb I would give it to her unnoticed.

And then we would have some good sex. Nobody knows that I ...

... it is best to share the bed with a nice girl.

I didn't know you ... All right. What do you do with ...

... Michel's pajamas? I wanted to clean it up.

But now I'm here anyway. But ... what do you mean by that?

Call me Ernie. Those men can't do anything about it.

I've had a crush on you for a long time. Didn't you know I ...

... in love with you? But...

It's all right. It's very easy.

We've known what those guys do for so long.

You are beautiful.

Wait ... I think I got it.

Listen: Xerophytes: Plants with leaves that last long ...

... can stand. Yes, it is exactly.

Just read on. They grow on sandy beaches ...

... by the sea and ... in the dunes.

That is of no use to us.

I've got it. This is it.

Monocotyledonous plant, usually with gnarled stem ...

... and narrow leaves. Juicy and tonic, grows everywhere ...

... and is often eaten. That's just grain.

Just keep looking.

Riesi can have it.

She has no use for that Scot. But when he finds it ...

You know how to tackle things. If my wife knew.

Just leave that one out. Or sometimes you don't want to?

And now down those pants.

Just hurry up. I am very busy.

Now take off my pants. You're in a hurry.

How big it is. Finally, come and sit down

He is completely hard. Just put it in. Go ahead.

No, please don't.

Oh, how good it is. Not in my dream ..

No do not do that. Are you crazy?

Has it hit your head?

Wait ... I got it.

Listen: And Karl mentioned the herb one Sunday afternoon ...

... in the autumn of 1842 at the K nigsee 'Mannenkracht'.

Was by his esteemed Pastor Albert Xapfinger ...

... forced to never reveal the secret because of ...

... morality and virtue. And so on, and so on.

But Karl, in order not to spoil the future of the village ...

... left a mark here in the village ...

... where the aforementioned herb can be found so that a suitable ...

... man, if possible a man, can find it and our beautiful village ...

... and strange visitors will enjoy it.

It's being exploited ... fine.

Good heavens, we have to find it first. I still have...

... never seen such a sign in the village. Do you?

Without it we will not start anything. We must search unobtrusively.

Keep your mouth shut to the others. We keep an eye on that Scot.

No more. Let us go.

Inconspicuous ... understood?

When we find it, it stays among us ...

... there is a lot of money to be made with it. So if we ...

... the four of us have found it, okay?

Then look.

See you later.

What a nice girl she is.

I'm single, but the flesh is weak. If I ...

... don't someone else will. Within.

I'll bring some food.

Very nice of you. But your husband? Sit down.

That can make me nothing.

Is there anything else I can do for you? Certainly.

What then? Just take your clothes off and lie down.

Old rascal.

All for me?

Come on, Franz, catch me.

So this is what it looks like. Never seen?

Once, Tony's when he washed naked.

But it looked very different. Yes, mine is very different.

How so? Come on, I'll show you.

And that's how Franz and Marijn discovered, those two innocent children ...

... of the Konsigee, love. The true, real ...

... true, all-encompassing love.

A lot of beer is drunk here. Tastes great too.

I don't know if I can handle that much beer.

What is that?

I have found my herb. Delicious, I found it.

Delicious.

It must be.

What are you doing over there?

New?

I admire the old town hall. A very beautiful town hall.

I love old town halls. Look how beautiful this is.

Germany with its old town halls.

In the middle of the night? Prefer to watch during the day.

Come on, Mr. Scot.

What is it? Now go in anyway.

You go first. Fine.

So ... now I can make it.

What are you doing?

How do you mean? What you do?

I admire old town halls, I love them.

Is it real? In the middle of the night?

It's very interesting. Everyone can watch during the day.

But at night it is something completely different.

If understand what I mean. Let's rather have a drink.

I agree.

But I've had so much Bavarian beer already, do I really have to?

So much beer every night?

That Bavarian beer ...

Watch where you are walking. So it's you.

What are you doing now? I just walked around ...

... and then suddenly ... clapping. What are you doing here, mayor?

I? You know that, right.

Oh, a little secret I'm looking for.

Did you find that herb?

What would be in there?

Money.

Yes he found money.

Money ... money.

I've always been for peace. And because war ...

... is fed with money, I have been so free ...

... bury the war chest. Sipp, anno 1871.

My god, and I believed it.

But it is still great. I always have something.

Neat that there is also savings in Germany.

Come on, we'll drink to that. My treat.

Are you coming? Where are you?

Drinking. Beer again ...

Where is he now? Finally come.

Come on in.

Oh yes, that herb.

Oh, all that Bavarian beer ...

Make sure you don't run into anything, Mayor.

Stay strong. Of the same, see you tomorrow.

Stop that eternal boozing.

Come on, tomorrow you have another headache. Always drinking, those men.

Where am I? I'm going all wrong.

I know where that ... I don't know ...

... what's the matter with me. Now a light comes on me.

Goodbye and good night.

It must be back there.

Damn.

That poor bastard. He's around again and again.

We have always walked past it on another green two meters away.

Why ... didn't I pay for everything?

Let's see.

What kind of language is that?

Ah ... German. Now I know where it should be.

I'll go straight to it. Fantastic.

Great goodness.

Excuse me, Rokkemans. You cannot go yourself anymore.

You're way too lousy.

This is what you were looking for, and I'm going to get it.

You wouldn't have thought that, did you?

I am the greatest.

Hands up Tony.

Put down your gun.

Don't be so difficult. Enough is enough.

You come along, it must be over with that poaching.

Don't worry so much. I'm not treading at all.

Then what's hanging over your shoulder?

Hey, how did that get there?

Where am I? What do you say?

There of course.

Who took those stones out?

You, Scottish boozer. I did not do it.

I discovered the map. Where's the mayor?

Why do you ask that? There he walks ...

... with it under his arm.

He wants to heal the herb with the card and keep it for himself.

What, the herb? Quick after him.

My head. I drank too much beer.

Wait...

Nice wool, nice turd.

Stay put, you bastard.

Damn bitches. Just wait until I swallow the herb.

Then you get it straight from the front.

Stop ... stop. I need the herb.

I want to have it. I really need it, I only have one ball.

Stand still.

I have said so many times that it would not go well.

Poached game does not thrive. Must you say necessary.

You had to know how often you enjoyed it.

And you do it openly too.

It's just insulting. Lick my ass.

Come on boy, move on.

You step aside for a moment.

Did they finally catch you poaching?

Franz, what are you doing there with Marijn?

Come here immediately. Screw you.

Franz, you come here. I'm saying it for the last time.

Franz, don't go. Where's the map?

Folks, where's the map? I really need him.

After all, I only have one ball. Don't make me laugh.

We're gonna make it.

Stand still. This piece of land is mine. Who without my ...

... permission even tears off one leaf I sue.

You have nothing more to say. Shut up. I'm right, right?

Yes, he is right.

You hear it, I'm right. Nothing right, I need it.

We want that herb.

Wait ... calmly. I have a proposition. You forget that ...

... poaching, then you can pick herbs as much as you want.

What kind of herbs? You are still too small for that.

Well, mayor? If you ask me ...

You are not asked anything. You get that herb ...

... and I am free. Well?

The herb is very important for our potency eh ...

...health. That is why I think that the public interest comes first.

Release those chains quickly. Wait ... not so soon

What is it now? Come forward, Michel.

What is it? You make a fence around my country.

With high voltage on it. And I am the only one to sell the herb.

What are you saying? Quiet, now I'm talking.

I like to sit out my strat, that doesn't affect me. If you ...

... doesn't put it down, Franz will do it for Marijn.

I've never objected to them being friends.

Hurray ... victory for Scotland.

Are you crazy, Heidi?

The next time you will not get out of it that easily.

Not fungus, we now have something else on our mind.

So much for this story. It is not known whether all of them ...

... have found the herb for eternal potency ...

... because the village has still not become a spa.

But according to rumors, there is some truth to it ...

... in the story, because even the inveterate poacher Tony ...

... now only ... strips off panties.

And even if that precious herb ever existed ...

... it only mattered to a few. For those who ...

... loving each other weekly never needed it.