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So you lost your job ?

No...no

I am just looking for a new job

Aren't you interested ?

Yeah...

My ex-husband joined the company

What is wrong with that ?

I don't want to be with people who hate me

You want everybody to love you ?

Not everyone, but... at least people who are with us

I think you could have avoided the marriage

The problem is not in the marriage, my selection went wrong

I have to be very careful

I've seen a lot of Indian couples and many others who have a very happy married life

Is it ?

Yeah of course.

If you get an Indian, you will be happy

I see...

Are you ready ?

Yeah.

Look, it's seven inches !

Hey what happened? Your knife is going down...

It's about time

So what ?

Look at me

You are a shameless creature !

Alright !

What ? Only 5.5 inches?

Usually... it is six...

now, a little !

Alright !

Take this !

Okay

What ?

This is also shorter ?

Yeah !

I think... you don't have enough to satisfy the girls

No, no, no ! Who said ?

I heard size is not a matter to satisfy

Look. If you want to kill someone, your knife must have the depth, width and sharpness

Oh,come on but we are not going to kill anybody right ?

No, you must kill your partner in the bed...

Oh... Sometimes... hard things make irritation

What irritation ?

I don't know

Two minutes...

What ?

Oh... are you okay ?

Sorry

My book had fallen, that is why

So what ? No problem

No, it's because of me

Are you an Indian ?

Yeah

How do you know ?

I've heard a lot about Indians

Mm.Is it ?

Yes

You are all very affectionate and also very intelligent

How do you say ?

Look, even now, since the rack is lengthy, without thinking you fell on the ground

and came quickly to this side. For a small matter like this, Indians know the short cuts

Really, you Indians are great and intelligent

You have a very good dressing sense

Now you are behaving like Indian girls and that's great !

I like your expressions

Thanks

See you

Bye.

Hi ! How are you doing ?

Good, how are you ?

Hi !

Hi, so anything new ?

Yes, there is. Go upstairs, I am coming

Yes.

Oh!

What the fuck are you doing ?

You go fucking on the fucking man !

Hey, what's up ?

Wrong room, dude

Come here

There she is !

Let's go

Girls

Hi...

Did you select ?

Hmm..

I can't come to a decision quickly

I think... I don't want, Ram.

Come on ya! just select one

It's always a torture with you !

Red one !

Red wine...

He wants you

You could fuck me

I'll suck you

What's the matter ?

Are you not in the mood ?

No No I'm in the mood

Then why are you hesitating ?

Nothing I'll touch you

Ah good

It's wet !

It's front up water

Oh

Excuse me

Excuse me

I've got a call

Hello. What ?

Where ? Aah...

I am coming

Okay, right. I will be there in ten minutes

Will it be over ?

Alright.

Excuse me, I have to go, Okay ?

But we are taking your money

You can't get it back

It's okay

My friend is up there ?

Mmmm.

Bye

One sec

Where is my friend ?

He is gone

When ?

He has gone out within a few minutes after coming

What happened

Nothing happened

I think your friend is not good

I see.

Hey !

Your friend received a phone call, that's why he left !

Hey ! What happened last night

You left without telling me

You must have become a two minutes noodles again

Hey I received a urgent phone call yesterday

That's why I ran out without waiting for you

Well...

Girls over there told me

What did they say ?

Ask your friend to be strong next time

Really !

Then let's go tonight

I will show my strength

Okay

You know what ?

There was a riot, that's why I had to rush out

All right, leave it

Just leave it.

You are a doubting Thomas

You will never believe anything

Isn'it ?

Take one more Chapati

Mom.

I'm on diet

What diet ?

If you get married tomorrow, you should have the strength to bear children

Okay !

Ram !

You also eat well

What for ?

What's her name ?

You know psychology !

You don't need psychology for this

I know monkeys love bananas

Mom

I listen to my father when he tells me about a job

I take money from him and enjoy by loafing around

Good !

What is your father doing ?

He listens to my mother who gives him ideas to run a shop

Great !

Tell me about you

Well I don't listen to my father At the moment, I work and I live alone

And your mother ?

She passed away three years ago

Oh !

I am sorry

Mm

It's okay

Rosy !

Are you in love with anyone ?

No

I...I want to tell you something

Oh yeah, you are free to tell

Please don't take me wrong

Why are you hesitating ? Just tell me. What is it ?

I left my wallet at home, so, please pay the bill

Rosy, you are so lucky !

So, you have decided yourself ?

No dad !

I came here for your permission only

There are so many Indian girls. Why are you in love with this western girl ?

Mom shut up !

Don't tell me to shut up!

If he marries this western girl, no Indian will marry you!

I am not afraid of that

Then what is your problem dad ?

I am missing out on the dowry

On one hand, we are missing out on the dowry from her

And on the other hand, we have to pay dowry for our daughter

I don't understand ?

Money given to the bridegroom on the occasion of marriage

Oh I see It doesn't matter

I have enough money to live with your son

I didn't get anything !

Okay I'll pay you

But another thing Ram, still we have to get the permission from your grandfather

He needs paying too ?

No no he is an orthodox man. We only need his permission

I will take care of it

Then

Okay

Go ahead !

Thank you, Dad !

Thank you.

Did we marry in a hurry ?

Why ?

If you wanted to, we could have married after some months

Actually, my parents wanted to me marry an Indian girl

Oh I see

Indian girls talk about and follow culture everywhere

I'm bored of it !

Hey !

The very fact I married you is because I love your culture

That's right.

If you were a country girl I would have been bored

But over here, someone like you who likes our culture

that's why I said yes.

I am lucky

Me too

I think you a have lot of friends

Mm yes... you are correct

One I know is Irene, who are the others ?

Mm.. David, Simon, Peter, Stephen, Benjamin and Marshal

Oh !

Only boys.

Yeah, I have a lot of boyfriends

Hey How are you ?

I am good

How are you ?

It's been a long time, you forgot me Ram !

Hey ! It's nothing like that

Hey, your marriage life going smoothly ?

You know why I ask this ? Because we have a lot of experience, but

it is different, to be married and be with one girl continuously for six months

Hey why are you so silent ?

It looks you are upset

Are you tired ? Over ?

Can you keep your loud mouth qiet for a bit ?

Aah.. What happened ?

Any problem ?

Yes I have a problem

What ?

She is somewhat

Come on, tell me.

It seems she has a lot of boyfriends

Well, everybody has !

It's not like that, Anu

She smiles at them, hugs them

Doubting your wife ?

It's not like that, our girls don't behave like this

Then you should have married an Indian girl

What do we now ?

But you don't talk about this with her now

Find out her taste, the characters she likes and change yourself

Mm

Don't see common things through magnifying glass

because it will kill your rational thinking and lead to break up

But Anu, when I ask her about her friends she tells boys names

Come on! Don't doubt your wife

That's all I can say

Okay, if I need any help I have you

I will help you in all matters

Thanks

You called me only for this ?

No it's been a week since I met you

Come on, let's go

Okay

I love you . Me too. Just you love me ?

What a stupid question !

Just asked

How can I be with you without loving you ?

Sorry How is Irene ?

Mm...She is okay Is she divorced ?

Yes why

Why are you asking ?

Just like that ?

Does she have any boyfriends ?

Mm, no. She doesn't have boyfriends, but I have a lot of boy friends

I know

Alright. But why all this now ?

No no It's just.

You are very beautiful

Thanks

Am I ?

You are okay

Tell me, what should I do to be more attractive ?

You are okay, darling !

I know that Then ?

If I know what kind of personality you like, I will try to change

That's what I'm asking

You should have asked this before marriage

No.

We ask this things only after marriage and after getting intimate

Fuck at first sight, think at next step is it ?

Yeah

Yeah, after fuck we have to think something

You are absolutely right

Mm.. What did you ask ?

When ?

Just before !

Mm what did I ask ?

You asked something...

Oh yeah I wanted to know what type of character you like ?

Yes you asked for this

I asked just like that

No problem !

I will tell you. Cool. You must be always neat and tidy

Always talk face to face

You must have a good dress sense, you should tuck in your shirt,

you should always be smiling and your hair should be combed.

It doesn't seem good, Ram

She wants to talk face to face

Let's do it

Why are you going round and round ?

Please do this for our friendship's sake

Okay, I will do that

Because of your saying, do I have to perform all these unwanted things ?

No it's just a joke... and to find out about her character

You should have done all these before marriage

Okay don't spoil the plot

You don't understand ! I already acted in dramas at an young age

Very good !

First prize !

Mm...So what role did you act ?

We needed an animal in the last minute

but we couldn't find one and I wore an animal dress and acted !

Look Anu, I've given you a Hero's role

Will you get it elsewhere ?

So be ready and act well

I won't leave it without getting first prize

Good.

But don't over act and spoil it

Be a gentleman !

Okay

Mmm....It's fine

Take it out

Hey come on what's happening ?

You can tuck in your shirt next time

Why ?

Because she would start doubting if you go as she said

You are in doubt...

But she shouldn't doubt in your doubt ?

What kind of logic is this ?

I'm not doubting, I'm playing !

Somehow, I don't think it's going to workout Ram

Here try this one

I have a better jacket than this, can I go and get one ?

You can try that jacket next time.

Oh no you have lots of plans isn'it ?

Let me help you

My shoes are dirty, clean it.

One sec...

That's done.

Hi ! Hi !

How are you ?

I'm okay Welcome !

Thank you.

My husband has gone out

Oh, I see ok, I'll come later

No problem, come in Okay

Come in

Nice house

Thank you

It looks clean and tidy

Thanks

Any chance of a cup of tea ?

I'm sorry

Just one moment

Rosy ! Can I use the rest room ?

Yeah

Why not ? Of course

Ram! You are so brilliant !

Thank you. You're welcome !

I won't mind having few biscuits You're so funny !

Tea is really good Thanks

By the way, how is your married life ?

Yeah,nice. When are you getting married then ?

Mm... I will marry if I get a beautiful girl like you. I will do it immediately

Hey I'm married.

No no no. Not you, somebody like you

I have no sisters Okay, if I'm lucky, I'll get a girl like you

I'm sure you'll get someone better than me

Thank you, Rosy. Alright then... I will see you soon

Mm I will leave now

Why ? Your friend is coming now

No problem. I will call him just wanted to see him on the way

Is it on your way ?

Please pop here you whenever you are passing by

Sure, you're so beautiful and I like your tea

Thank you

See you.

It is not like what you said

She is normal, very decent and well behaved

It will be like that now Anu, but when you start moving closely.. I can't do this.

I'll give you a party

I don't want, but I want that !

Hey,why are you behaving like this ? Did you get in the mood after seeing Rosy ?

Shut up !

Why are you so cheap ?

People around think that you're a gentleman. But you're a pucka rogue

Okay, I will give what you want

You are married and enjoying but I am alone

Oh I will quench your thirst. Come on, let's go

Thanks for coming

Hundred only

Thanks

Not me, just him

What happened to you ?

He is fucked up

Hiâ

What about her ?

She is looking for a fuck

She is good, no ?

Yes, but I don't want her

Why ?

She is more beautiful, so more usage

You're right !

I like her

Come on darling !

Where is my friend ?

Your friend is fucking the cute girl

Oh !

What is wrong with you ?

Why are you guys so early ? He is not capable !

Oh my God!

Hey what's this ?

You also gone ? She is cute, that's why

When did you come ?

Your friend is not good in sex and don't waste money on him

If you wanna help him consider taking him to a doctor

Hey ! You got the money, okay?

Yeah. But we need job satisfaction, so that's why we are telling

Okay, I will take care of him

What happened ?

It happened quickly

I can't hold it

I already know that you are a two minute noodles

You are also laughing at me !

Don't worry. I'll fix it back by consulting a good doctor and I'll bear those expenses

Don't worry, friend.

Bye !

Bye

Why you are upset for this ?

There are lot of treatments, we can correct it

From our country we have siddha specialists coming who are experts in sex treatment

and if your take their medicines for 48 days, you will be alright.

I've already emptied t ?

Then, let's go for some other treatment. This is nothing. There are English medicines,

surgeries and if nothing else works we can go to Thailand, get you a new penis and fix it !

You look so happy isn'it ?

It's nothing like that

I did it well, she was a little girl no ?

that's why I'm so happy !

Ohâ Rosy !

Hi ! Sorry I was in the bath room

I'm sorry. I'll come later

It's okay come in

I rang Ram, he said he will come now

Oh., No problem

Thank you

Just a minute !

Just one minute.

Yeah

Thank you !

You're welcome

It's for you Oh Thank you

I don't know what you like

I like chocolate

My goodness !

You're very attractive these days, are you dating any girls ?

No one is willing to date me, if it happens definitely I'll let you know

Good boy ! I've always been a good boy.

Hey...

Hi.

Why are you late ?

Been busy

Anu has come

Hi..

Hey

Why late ?

Just a little busy

Do you want tea ?

No I'm alright, thanks

Ram !

Look at Anu, he's become more stylish nowadays and he dresses the way I like

He is a little crack, he is always likes this

Don't be jealous !

He is so handsome !

Mmm, look at you

Come on guys,don't start a fight because of me

You said you wanted to talk something important

Yeah let's go out and talk

Why ?

You don't want to me know about it...

So you cut me out of your secrets now

We will be back soon, yeah ?

Let's go !

See you Rosy, bye Okay, take care

Thank you

She is getting closer to you

Hmm don't doubt her

You are behaving like a bloody fool

It's not what you think

She is a good girl

She is a good girl because she said you are stylish and handsome right ?

She even said this in front of me

Yes !

She has said that in front of you only

Don't be a doubting Thomas

I don't want to be a doubting Thomas or an idiot

You are making fool of yourself

So just leave it

It's good that you've chosen me for this

Oh yeah

I know you are not good at it

That's why I've chosen you for this

Don't mistake me, you are my good friend and apart from this I know you can't do anything more

Hey you !

I'll call you

Come in

Hello Doctor! It's my report

Hi Doctor !

Sit

Doctor, is everything ok ?

Is there any problem Doctor ?

Yes there is a problem

Anything serious ?

Nothing

But there are some issues

Doctor, don't scare me please

How long have you had back pain ?

It's been there for a very long time, it comes and goes. Just recently

I'm experiencing constant pain

whenever I turn on the sides it hurts me a lot and I can't stand it.

I see

Could it be a tear on the ligament or spinal card injury Doctor ?

Look, I'm the Doctor here

I'm sorry, Doctor

Are you close friends ?

Yes Doctor

It's look like your spinal cord is slightly injured

Oh

If untreated, it can become very serious

Are you married ?

No, Doctor

Have you had sex with any one ?

Few times, doctor

Did you really finish it ?

No, Doctor. He is very weak in this matter

I'm sorry. Girls over there told this to me last night

So I'm right. Anup, you are losing your power as for as intercourse is concerned

Doctor !

Relax...

Be cool ! We can set it right

Don' worry about the fees, Doctor. I'm ready to spend any amount, but he must be all right

It's okay but it will take some time

How many days ?

Between six months to two years

Don't worry Anup. Everything's gonna be all right

Doctor, what about my sex life ?

Definitely it will be good

Don't worry, we will clear it

Nowadays better treatment and medicines are available

You .. you are right Doctor !

Idiot !

I'm sorry

You've been saying sorry from the moment you came in

Look here Ram !

I'm in pain but don't talk like a fool

You come back next month end

Sure, Doctor

Okay, Doctor

What's this white thread ?

You wore on the day of our marriage as well

This is a sacred thread

Why are you wearing it today ?

Because, today is the day to replace this with a new one

Nice !

But you didn't wear the old one

I think you threw it away it after the marriage

Yes

I don't really like these formalities

Oh !

So, today all the Indians are wearing this sacred thread ?

No

This is not for all Indians.

Then ?

Only for us.

Us ?

Sorry, I can't understand

Only we Brahmins, wear this one.

In our country, Brahmins wear the sacred thread all the time

But over here, I don't like wearing it all the time

How many people in India wear this ?

I think about 3% of the total population

Why are you wearing this ?

We Brahmins, are superior in community

Community ?

Caste. There are so many castes in India

We are a forward and superior cast. That's why we wear it.

Oh!

I see my Brahmin

So, it is a Post ?

Absolutely.

Then others ?

They are not superiors

How are you better than others ?

Did your Brahmin caste invent the Electric Bulb ?

No

Did your community people invent the Aeroplane ?

No

Did your people invent computers ?

No

Motor Car ?

Bicycle ?

No, nothing.

Then how are you being superior ?

We are the representatives of God.

Are you a sales rep of the Gods ?

Who gave you this post ?

What post ?

You told me that Brahmin post !

Is it a President post ?

No. It's more than a President's post.

Who had given this post to you ?

We are supreme by birth.

How come one becomes superior by birth than others ?

Is that the other people are non superior ?

Yes.

Who told ? Our holy books.

Which book is that ?

MANU DHARMA !

So your holy book says 3% are superior and 97% are non superior ?

What a shit holy book is that ?

You are crossing the limits !

Is it your religion has certain limits to talk about that ?

Yes.

There is a limit for everything

Oh.

I see

Why are you getting so emotional for this

I just want to know !

Look, Rosy !

I never take these things really seriously

It's just an annual formality, that's it

I wear this for three days and then I throw it away !

I don't mind you wearing it or throwing it away

Then, what is your problem ?

I didn't like the reason you said

What can I do about me being born in a superior family ?

Again, you are talking rubbish.

What?

How can some one get superior by birth ?

It may happen by good conduct

but it's also wrong !

Current society and economy may stop some one who is having good conduct to get superior

You are speaking so smart !

Why ?

Didn't you expect ?

Don't you remember the first time we met ?

Of course.

In the library.

I read a lot about Indian culture

Is that how you know about these things ?

No.

It's not from there.

Then?

Just leave me

I was curious.

Oh...

Okay

I'll get the dinner ready

That's good

After all, you are my wife.

Yeah, true.

What Ram ?

Are you not in a good mood ?

Nothing

It seems something big has happened

Mm.. mm..

I'm going, you stay here for sometime

I'll also come

Have your tea and come

Rosy !

I'm going

One day I asked you for some tea,now everyday you are coming out with something

I know that you are a foodie

Mm...

You also know that ?

Why is your friend leaving in such a hurry ?

He lost his mood

Oh!

Anup, get up !

I say, get up !

Okay

Rosy !

What happened ?

Leave me, Rosy ! Please.

Are you not wearing a belt ?

Yes.

I wear a belt.

I'm not asking about this

Then ?

I'm asking about the white belt

The holy thread ?

Ram is wearing it

Oh..

That belt ?

Sorry, I'm not a Brahmin

So, in your country..

you are a non superior

Are you from the 97% of people in India ?

Yes

So, you are from the normal people

Yeah.

I like people who are normal

I don't like abnormal

Abnormal is some psycho level

Mm,now I understand what happened last night

Fuck what happened !

It turns out to be my husband is a superior, Abnormal !

Don't talk like this

Ram is a nice guy

but sometimes he doesn't know how to speak

He spoke very well last night

These are all small things Rosy. For this you shouldn't say he is abnormal, this or that!

No, no

It is'nt for that

It is for the reason I didn't like

Alright! Forget everything and be happy

Mm..

I also heard you are not only a foodie

but a good cook

You know that too !

Can you help me today ?

Why?

Will your friend not wait until you meet him ?

I really don't know where he went

Then, you'll help me

Okay

Tell me what to cook ?

Any Indian dish you like

Have you got all the spices ?

Of course

Yeah

There's not a single day that

Ram has been in this house and I've enjoyed like this

He is always like this from childhood

The girl who marries you will be really lucky

I'm thinking of living together without marriage

I could've lived like that as well

Looking at you, it would be good if we live together But I'm your friend's wife

Sorry

It's just a thought

I like you too...

But, because of that

No

No

No problem

I'll go

Okay Rosy, I'll leave

Thank you for being here today

Take care

You too

Take care of your friend

So, she embraced you

Just within a short time after I left

Why are you asking the same question again and again ?

I'm sorry

She only checked whether I wore the holy thread

She could've asked.

Why did she touch you ?

Hey !

She is perfectly normal

Then, am I abnormal ?

She is a good woman, believe me

She is a good woman because she embraced you

Hey !

You are intoxicated

Are you not having a kick ?

You are a useless fellow !

Neither you will have a kick nor you are fit for a fuck

Don't talk about my inability !

Then what?

Are you a good friend ?

What happened ?

Let me have the kick

Then only I can talk to you man to man

Good

Now you tell me whether Rosy is a good girl

Hey Ram !

Don't doubt your wife again and again

If you want me to do anything else, I have to rape Rosy

Even if she volunteers, you can't do anything, ha !

You talking of raping her ? Do it !

Can I take him to mental hospital ?

What do you think ?

I'm a mental case ?

How do you know what I think ?

So you thought I'm a mental

Yes,come in !

Hi !

Thank you

How is it that you're coming in the moment when Ram is going out ?

It's like that only

Oh!

Rosy !

I want to bring this drama to an end

What drama?

Ram's drama !

Okay.. bring it to an end

You mean ?

Tell me !

Rosy, do you know why I'm making frequent visits to your house ?

Tell me !

Because Ram himself asked me to come here regularly

I knew it !

He is suspicious about you

I knew that as well

He wanted me to move more closer to you

Yes, I know

He wanted to know whether you are an adulteress. If not, he wanted me to make you one

I know

What ?

You know everything ?

Yes

I know everything

How did you know ?

Ram has told me too

What did he say ?

That you are not a good man

Then ?

He asked me to move close to you whenever you come

Then ?

He said, however Anup tries he'll never do anything big

You move him with closely and tell me all about him

Scoundrel !

I didn't understand when you started moving closely with me

You didn't understand what ?

I thought you are a womaniser like Ram said, but I realised that you are just an arrow from Ram's bow

How did you know about me ?

All your movements and actions were genuine

But you never had the motive to have me

Only then I knew, that you are a good man, that day when I hugged you

I also saw him taking the coat and going out

I knew you are acting as he said

I never expected this

What ?

That he would have spoken ill about me

I don't understand why he is playing with the two of us

I'm sorry

You didn't do anything wrong

He thinks I'm a womaniser. He also knew-well, you have lot of boy friends

So what ?

I'm the only friend who visits him regularly

He wants either me or you to do something wrong

That's why he has spoken with us separately

Oh !

I see

But let's not come to an end

You know why ?

Why ? Because I reported to Ram

that you are a good girl. But till date you haven't

told him that I'm a bad man. Yes.

So I haven't told him that you are trying on me

Absolutely correct

Because of it, he suspects that you are getting weaker

That's why he is sending me again and again

Oh !

It is better that if you tell him that I'm a scoundrel and a bad man

Then he will believe

But you are not bad

Even then you didn't make any attempts to have me

You are so brilliant !

I like people who are normal

Ram told me that you are impotent

But you are a fucking stallion !

He totally misunderstood me

To misunderstand is in his genes

Sometime back we went to a prostitute house

Oh !

Thats where he made the mistake

When I was in the prostitute house

My friend's shop was hit by a riot

so I moved out of the place without doing anything

But Ram thought I'm incapable

Poor Ram misbehaved and teased me that I'm impotent

I see

Alright, you know what you should do ?

Tell Ram that I'm really bad and I tried to rape you

Only then we can continue our affair without any problem

I'll think about it

Don't think, tell him that I'm bad

Yes

Bye

Bye

Yes Anu !

Hey Ram !

Like you said I tried to have a rough shot ride over Rosy

Tell me what happened ?

She slapped and kicked me

Good!

I can't come to your house anymore

Don't worry, I'll talk to her and set it right

At last, you made her slap and boot me out !

Sorry, but thanks anyway

Bye

Hi darling !

Ram!

No more friendship with Anup !

Finish it !

What are you talking ?

He behaved like a ruffian and a loafer

I told you he is a bad man, just leave it

Don't worry

I'll call you back

Bye !

Hi Rosy !

Anu darling !

I told my husband exactly like you said, that you're a very bad man

Thank you darling, we will meet afterwards

But I have a doubt...

But I have a doubt... You also started doubting ?

You also started doubting ?

No, it's not a doubt like Ram's

It's different

What ?

You look like a strong bull, but Ram thinks you're impotent

It's like that !

Your friend has already paid for your Fuck

This is for you

Tips ?

Yes

But, just come out and tell him that I'm impotent

I can't understand

Just tell him that I can't do sex properly. Okay ?

Why ?

Because this is my drama

Mm. Okay.

Please take it, Doctor

I won't go against my profession

Keep this 400 pounds, Doctor

And now, tell me what I should say ?

Please say that I'm impotent,

can not have sex and give a bad report on my sexual health

Why ?

Please do me a favour

I'll bring my friend, just tell him that I'm not good for sex

I'm asking- Why ?

Because it is my drama

Okay, bring him

I love you darling !

Let me speak !

Your love, it was gone the moment you suspected that another man might have loved me

You are a cunning fox !

He is a genuine person

Did he molest me ?

No.

He was too noble a person for that !

Now, I'm in love with him

I feel sorry I won't return his love

He is better than you in all manner

It's perfect.

I'm sorry, I can't live and play two roles

Neither can I ride two horses

It's okay

I'll call you on Monday

Hope it's okay.