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Please, put that down.
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Trust me,
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- you don't want to play with it.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. Just hand it over.
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Just hand it over, okay?
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- Just hand it over.
- Ah.
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Hand it over, little monkey, okay?
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Hey, little man.
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Hey, man, look what I got.
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A ripe, delicious thingamabob.
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All his monkey buddies
are eating these outside.
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They're going crazy for 'em.
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Hand that detonator
over, and this baby's
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all yours. Hmm?
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So good.
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Oh. Mmm...
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Mmm.
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So juicy. Mmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, y'all eat these things?
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How are they not extinct?
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How are you not extinct, Jack?
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What kind of Darwin Award
nominee puts down a detonator
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in a room full of explosives?
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The kind with only two
hands who had to zip... oh...
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Zip-tie a rebel leader
in a hurry, Riley.
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- That's who.
- Okay.
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I just set the detonator
down for a second, man.
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How was I supposed to
know some cappuccino monkey
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was gonna go picking it up?
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- Capuchin.
- Ah, I think it's cappuccino.
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- It's Capuchin.
- Guys, it's a monkey.
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You know what? Good news
is... safety's still on.
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So we're not in any real danger,
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unless he somehow figures out how to...
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- ... arm it.
- Uh-oh.
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Hey, I... think we better
give Curious George
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something else to be curious about
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before he pushes that button
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- and ends us all right here.
- Yeah, yeah,
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- like what, like what?
- I don't know.
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Hey, buddy.
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What's this?
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Yeah. Yeah.
You like that, don't you?
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Want to trade?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Just like...
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Oh.
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We're safe.
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Safe? What is safe about
giving a knife to a monkey?
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Do you have any idea what that could do?
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I don't know, Jack. What?
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You probably just started
Planet of the Apes, man.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Hey, guys. I just...
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I wanted to say thank you so much
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for all the flowers and the gifts.
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And, Bozer, you're right.
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The leftover Christmas
pastrami is surprisingly good.
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So the, um, the doctors have
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approved my travel request.
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I'm gonna be flying home
to Australia tomorrow
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to be with my sister,
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while I'm finishing PT.
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I'm gonna miss you guys.
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All of you.
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So take care of each other.
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Especially Jack.
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And if you can...
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... find Murdoc for me.
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- I told her that was the plan.
- Amen to that.
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- How's it going over here?
- Slow.
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I mean, I kind of thought
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you lost your mind when you
said that 11 digit number
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etched into that gear was a clue
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that might help you find your dad.
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But then, his super weird
Christmas present shows up,
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proving you right
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but leaving me with even more questions.
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Yeah, like, why do the
numbers on this guy's arm
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match part of the number on the gear?
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Yeah. And who is this guy?
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And what does he have
to do with your dad?
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Look, all I know for certain
is he's not in any database.
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What does Matty think about the dossier?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You haven't shown her?
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Nope.
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Why not? When it comes to analyzing
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confusing intelligence,
no one is better than...
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Because I think she's involved.
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Yeah.
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I thought I'd found proof
that she knew my dad,
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so I confronted her about it.
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She said she didn't.
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I think she's lying,
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but at the same time,
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there's no way to know.
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Man.
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This is a lot to process, Mac.
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Now I understand why you're not upset
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you lost your knife.
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Didn't lose it. Gave it away.
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- Besides, it was just a knife.
- Uh, no.
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What we use to carve
the Thanksgiving turkey
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is "just a knife""
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This was the vintage pocketknife
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that your grandfather gave you.
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Fair enough.
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But since its final act was
to save my life, and Riley's...
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... I think Grandpa would be proud.
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I'd be happy to order
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a replacement knife for you.
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Or you could just ask my
replacement to order one.
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Dude, for the millionth time,
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you're not being replaced.
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That is a vehicular combat drone
for DARPA's Korman Challenge.
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The competition's been
going on for years,
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and nothing from our lab
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has ever been replaced because of it.
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Well, I should hope not.
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Those weapons are utterly useless
in a laboratory setting.
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And have you tried talking to it?
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It has absolutely no personality.
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That's because it doesn't need one.
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The goal of the
challenge is to prototype
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a fully autonomous military vehicle,
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not a lab assistant.
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Your skill sets don't
overlap in any way. Okay?
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This guy could someday
do for ground troops
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what Predator drones have
done for our Air Force.
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If we could beat the CIA this year.
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And the NSA. And the DoD, JPL...
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Which we absolutely will. Have
some faith, guys.
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- This is our year.
- Hey, guys?
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I know you're busy
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getting ready for the
competition, but Jack is...
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acting weird.
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To be fair, it would be weird
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if he wasn't acting weird.
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Yeah, Jill. By now,
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you should know that's
kind of his default setting.
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Right. No, this is weird weird.
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Even for Jack.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What's going on, Jack? Who's this guy?
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Assassin? Terrorist?
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No. Worse. Way worse.
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Meet James LeRoy.
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"Jimmy" to his friends,
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and his enemies.
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Uh...
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sorry, did we just get a new mission?
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No. He's not a mission, Riley.
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That right there is my
old high school nemesis.
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- Seriously?
- Wow.
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Look who finally decided to
listen to me and go to his high school
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reunion. Good on you.
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Apparently, the same guy
that used Phoenix resources
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to dig up dirt on an innocent civilian.
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"Innocent"?
Who said he's innocent?
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That guy right there spent
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four years ruining my life,
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always one-upping me.
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When we both went out for
class president, he won.
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We both go out for starting quarterback,
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he won.
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And when we were both up
for "best hair," guess what?
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He won?
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That's right. He won.
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And senior year, when he beat
me out for homecoming king...
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I was never the same after that.
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Well, you do know that homecoming kings
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- hold no real power, right?
- Just sayin',
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this punk really shook my confidence.
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Well, he may have, Jack,
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- but this was years ago.
- Decades.
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- Centuries, even.
- Yeah...
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Oh, very funny. No, no.
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Go ahead. Laugh it up at my expense.
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I'm telling you, this was a real
turning point for me in my life.
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Who knows what I could've
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accomplished if it weren't
for that guy, right there?
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If you hate the guy so much,
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why are you even going to the reunion?
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Well, I wasn't, but then
you fools all signed up
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for this robo-apocalypse contest,
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and I don't want no part of that.
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Jack. The Korman Challenge
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is a friendly competition.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's what
Miles Bennett Dyson said
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when he activated Skynet
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and unleashed an army of Terminators.
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Does-does...
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Matty even know
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you guys signed up for this contest?
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Can someone please
tell me why I'm waiting
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on you guys? I mean,
we're all loaded up,
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ready to leave for Virginia,
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and we're just missing
the team that's, you know,
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actually competing.
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And, Dalton,
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your cover I.D. is
bathroom tile salesman.
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- Right.
- If I find out that you leaked
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classified info to impress
some divorced ex-cheerleader
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from Bumblesticks Musical High School,
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then you're gonna wish it
was the robot apocalypse.
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Ten years ago, DARPA
scientist Martin Korman
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To create an autonomous
medevac transport
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that could rescue wounded
soldiers from the battlefield
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without risking additional troops.
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So he created the Korman Challenge.
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To bring the brightest minds together,
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with the hope that one day,
someone would fulfill his dream.
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But one aspect of the
competition has always
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remained the same.
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Our team has never won.
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But this is our year.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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The year that the Phoenix takes home
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the blue ribbon, and all
the black budget funding
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that comes along with it.
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So tighten every single screw,
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and double-check every line of code,
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because everything on this
vehicle must be absolutely...
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Bozer?
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No problem. We can totally fix that.
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No mistakes today, people.
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None.
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Now, go win that challenge.
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Can you hand me the
needle-nose pliers right there?
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Yeah.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Pliers and a folding chair?
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Wow. The Phoenix Foundation
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really works with
some cutting edge tech.
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Good to see you again, MacGyver.
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I came by to wish you luck.
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Allie Winthrop.
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How's life at the CIA's
Special Research Division?
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Oh, you know. Another year,
another kickass prototype.
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Meet Bruno, the Battle Ready
Unmanned Networked Operative.
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See you at the finish line, MacGyver.
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May the best bot win.
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Yeah...
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I'm not sure this is gonna be our year.
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So, when did you two hook up?
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What?
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- Yeah, fine. That happened.
- Korman Challenge bonus points.
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- Why didn't you tell me, man?
- Because it wasn't like that.
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It was a few years ago.
It was my first time here.
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I really liked her.
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And I thought she liked me.
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Right up until I saw her going through
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my drone's design specs on my laptop.
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- She was snooping on your laptop?
- Yeah, well...
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I guess for some people,
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winning is the only thing that matters.
264
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♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
265
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♪ Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! ♪
266
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- ♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
- _
267
00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:15,860
♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
268
00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:18,005
♪ Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! ♪
269
00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,991
- ♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
- _
270
00:11:21,016 --> 00:11:22,950
- ♪ Upside down and inside out ♪
- _
271
00:11:22,952 --> 00:11:24,202
♪ I'm 'bout to show all you folks ♪
272
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♪ What it's all
about, now it's time ♪
273
00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,755
♪ To get on the mic and make ♪
274
00:11:27,757 --> 00:11:29,040
♪ This mother party hype ♪
275
00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,458
♪ I'm takin' it back
to the old school ♪
276
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♪ 'Cause I'm an old
fool who's so cool... ♪
277
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Jack Dalton.
278
00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:36,775
- Oscar Himenez?
- I knew it was you.
279
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,683
You don't look a day older.
280
00:11:38,685 --> 00:11:40,238
You look great, man.
281
00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:42,520
I love your hat. Tina Pham!
282
00:11:42,522 --> 00:11:44,055
Yeah. Give me some hugs, girl.
283
00:11:44,057 --> 00:11:46,441
You look amazing. It is
so great to see you guys.
284
00:11:46,443 --> 00:11:48,476
How long's it been since, uh...
285
00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:49,777
- Homeroom together.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:49,779 --> 00:11:51,529
Remember that? That's
right. Who else was in there?
287
00:11:51,531 --> 00:11:52,843
Jimmy LeRoy?
288
00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,187
No, I don't think Jimmy was in there.
289
00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:56,179
Jimmy.
290
00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:58,986
- Hey.
- Hey, you.
291
00:11:58,988 --> 00:12:00,421
- You remember Jill?
- Hi.
292
00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:01,538
Son of a bitch.
293
00:12:01,563 --> 00:12:03,757
- There he is, there he is.
- He's aging better than
294
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:05,163
George Clooney.
295
00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,163
We're going up. Boom!
296
00:12:07,188 --> 00:12:08,688
All right. Hey, man.
297
00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:13,382
What's up, Karl?
298
00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,858
You still into Dungeons & Dragons?
299
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:17,874
- Mm-hmm.
- That's cool.
300
00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:21,069
- Good to see you. Hi.
- Hey, how are you?
301
00:12:21,094 --> 00:12:24,054
Next contestant
to the starting line.
302
00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:30,499
Organization?
303
00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:32,312
Phoenix Foundation.
304
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,054
And the name of your entry?
305
00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:38,751
Dalton's Nightmare.
306
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,541
It...
307
00:12:42,566 --> 00:12:44,282
it's kind of a inside joke.
308
00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:45,507
Okay.
309
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,129
It's a 20 mile course. Your vehicle
310
00:12:47,161 --> 00:12:49,699
earns points from speed, accuracy,
311
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,807
and the ability to
differentiate between targets.
312
00:12:51,888 --> 00:12:53,805
This is a live fire exercise,
313
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:54,785
so I'm gonna have to ask you to...
314
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:57,644
Oh. All our weapons are state of
the art, less lethal technology:
315
00:12:57,701 --> 00:13:00,431
Taser cannons, beanbag rounds,
pepper spray grenades...
316
00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:02,290
I don't like guns.
317
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,238
Super.
318
00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:05,548
I'm still gonna have to ask you
to step behind the safety line.
319
00:13:05,573 --> 00:13:07,737
- All set?
- All set.
320
00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:15,331
If your robot doesn't
win, you're all fired.
321
00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:18,449
Best of luck.
322
00:13:18,701 --> 00:13:20,285
Be advised,
323
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,361
this is a live fire
exercise. Weapons hot.
324
00:13:23,866 --> 00:13:25,899
Ready. Set.
325
00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:45,053
Okay, this has to be a rules violation.
326
00:13:45,078 --> 00:13:46,988
I don't think this is
part of the contest.
327
00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:48,429
Allie.
328
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:49,719
Allie!
329
00:13:49,744 --> 00:13:51,441
It's not me. I'm locked
out. Bruno won't respond
330
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,590
to any of my commands.
331
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:53,914
Has this ever happened before?
332
00:13:53,939 --> 00:13:55,439
Never. I don't know what's going on.
333
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:57,553
Mac!
334
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:13,735
Any chance that thing has an off switch?
335
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,729
High-impact polymer armor,
336
00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,670
and a gas-electric hybrid engine
337
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:33,480
with a 600 mile radius.
338
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:36,721
I-It's like a Predator drone on wheels
339
00:14:36,746 --> 00:14:39,130
run by an on-board
artificial intelligence
340
00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:41,464
that's just gone completely insane.
341
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,085
Well, technically,
A.I.s can't go insane.
342
00:14:44,087 --> 00:14:46,221
This is more like when
an aerial drone goes rogue
343
00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:47,597
because its code has bugs.
344
00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,872
They call it a "flyaway."
345
00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:54,235
Okay, maybe now's not the best
time to nitpick terminology.
346
00:14:54,987 --> 00:14:57,565
I ran Bruno through 10,000 simulations
347
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,605
without a single glitch.
348
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,935
Bruno destroyed eight other
drones and tried to turn
349
00:15:00,937 --> 00:15:02,948
us into human roadkill. That's
a bit more than a glitch.
350
00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:05,607
Guys, the only thing that
matters now is stopping Bruno
351
00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:07,066
before he hurts anyone else.
352
00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:08,519
We can't stop him if
we can't even find him.
353
00:15:08,544 --> 00:15:10,581
- So how do we do that?
- Head for McLean.
354
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:14,415
Virginia? You think he's
headed to CIA Headquarters?
355
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:17,831
If Bruno ever malfunctions, he's
programmed to go into safe mode.
356
00:15:17,856 --> 00:15:20,862
As long as the on board GPS still
works, he should be driving back
357
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,137
- to my lab as we speak.
- Running home to mama.
358
00:15:23,162 --> 00:15:24,494
It's cute when a puppy does it.
359
00:15:24,519 --> 00:15:26,798
- This? Not so much.
- Okay, Allie,
360
00:15:26,823 --> 00:15:28,240
I've got birds in the sky,
361
00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:30,298
Jeeps on the ground and satellite views
362
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,299
from here to McLean.
363
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:32,967
There's no sign of your lost dog.
364
00:15:32,969 --> 00:15:34,956
How do we get eyes on it?
365
00:15:35,174 --> 00:15:36,674
I'm not sure we can.
366
00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:38,139
Bruno is radar,
367
00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:40,534
sonar, and thermal invisible.
368
00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:42,477
He's got visual camouflage,
369
00:15:42,479 --> 00:15:44,979
and he's programmed to use
dense foliage for cover.
370
00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:47,532
And good luck following the
right set of Humvee tracks
371
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,484
- on a military base.
- Say, Allie.
372
00:15:49,486 --> 00:15:50,792
You didn't want to maybe
put in a master kill switch
373
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,609
just in case, you know, this happened?
374
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:54,883
Of course I put in a master kill switch.
375
00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:57,706
It was the first thing I
tried when Bruno took off.
376
00:15:57,731 --> 00:16:00,492
But the code is corrupted.
It's-it's not working.
377
00:16:03,308 --> 00:16:04,916
Wait a minute, Allie,
378
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:07,135
you said that Bruno is
a gas-electric hybrid?
379
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,304
Then I think I know how to find him.
380
00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:10,889
Hey, Matty, would you tell all of our
381
00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:12,924
search vehicles to
turn off their engines.
382
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:15,059
Because we'll find Bruno faster
383
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,678
if fewer people are looking for it?
384
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,795
Yeah, well...
385
00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:19,528
actually, we're not
gonna be using our eyes.
386
00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:20,585
We're gonna be following our noses.
387
00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:22,498
- Allie, can you take over the wheel?
- Oh, yeah.
388
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,556
Bozer, can you get me a
screwdriver from back there?
389
00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:25,826
Yeah.
390
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:43,028
You're using the A/C system's
carbon dioxide sensors
391
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,927
to build an electronic nose
392
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,003
so we can sniff out Bruno's exhaust.
393
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:49,883
It may not be the cutting edge tech
394
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,431
you're used to, but...
395
00:16:52,786 --> 00:16:55,195
it should still do the trick.
396
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,042
♪ I don't wanna be the one ♪
397
00:17:01,044 --> 00:17:03,484
♪ To tell you how it's gotta be... ♪
398
00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:05,101
Dalton!
399
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:09,801
- Hey.
- Jimmy.
400
00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:13,138
Hey, man. Bring it in, brother.
Bring it in.
401
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,806
- Oh, oh.
- All right, all right.
402
00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:15,857
All right. How are you?
403
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,142
- How are you?
- I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
404
00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:19,031
- You look good. You look good.
- Thanks. Been a long time.
405
00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,506
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you believe this, huh?
406
00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:24,718
Together again, like
nothing's changed. Right?
407
00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:28,771
How you... How you been?
408
00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:31,464
Oh, oh, great, man,
great. Thanks for asking.
409
00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:33,866
You know, I, uh, I sold
my business last year
410
00:17:33,891 --> 00:17:36,308
for ten times my initial investment.
411
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,583
We used the proceeds
to start a nonprofit.
412
00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:41,937
We just opened three schools
and a hospital in Africa.
413
00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:44,607
The wife, you know,
she's still modeling a little bit
414
00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:46,565
here and there, but her
natural foods company
415
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:49,281
just went public, and the stock is...
416
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:51,156
up through the roof, man.
417
00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:53,298
Oh, wait, my kids... I got...
418
00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:57,171
That's-that's Jimmy Jr.
there, ace left-hander.
419
00:17:57,196 --> 00:17:59,146
The Blue Jays are already scouting him.
420
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:00,734
Don't get me started on that.
421
00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:02,759
And, uh, my little bell, Melody,
422
00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:05,062
she starts Harvard next fall, man.
423
00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:06,552
So I got no complaints, brother.
424
00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:08,234
No complaints at all.
What about you, Dalton?
425
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,039
Where has life taken you?
426
00:18:17,249 --> 00:18:19,449
I'm a highly trained
government operative
427
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,699
who's fought terrorism
on multiple continents
428
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,742
and saved the world over a dozen times.
429
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,148
Get in here, man.
430
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:38,083
That's you. There he is.
431
00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,025
There he is. The old class clown.
432
00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,726
- That's great. I love that.
- Yeah.
433
00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:42,894
I love that, man. Yeah.
434
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:45,273
But no, seriously, how's
the bathroom tile biz?
435
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,000
Of course.
436
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:54,516
Of course he's healing sick kids
and building schools in Africa,
437
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,570
and his wife is a
supermodel business mogul,
438
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,961
and his kids are Ivy League bound
439
00:18:58,986 --> 00:19:01,119
and athletically gifted.
440
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:02,695
Of course.
441
00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:08,205
What are you doing
with your life, Dalton?
442
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,703
What are you doing?
443
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,342
Hey, Jack.
444
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,000
Hey, man.
445
00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:27,635
- Good to see you again.
- Yeah.
446
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:35,599
Look, I know I'm not in
the position to criticize
447
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:36,767
anyone else's work right now,
448
00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:38,755
but are you sure this
contraption of yours
449
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,112
is gonna work?
450
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,272
Oh.
451
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:44,024
Left, Allie, left.
452
00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:51,698
Oh, right. Take a right.
453
00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,057
Bruno should just be straight up ahead.
454
00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:13,920
Riley, we got eyes on Bruno.
Follow our signal.
455
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,005
I see your signal.
456
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,938
More importantly, I see his signal.
457
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:18,271
I'm gonna try to hack in
458
00:20:18,296 --> 00:20:19,629
and see if I can shut him down.
459
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:24,492
Well, hack fast
460
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,127
because Bruno just left the reservation.
461
00:20:26,129 --> 00:20:27,736
We're in civilian territory now.
462
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:35,303
Guys, that was the exit for McLean.
463
00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:37,088
What happened to "he's
programmed to go home"?
464
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,757
I don't know. He is
programmed to go home.
465
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,440
Damn it, guys, I can't
get any kind of access.
466
00:20:41,465 --> 00:20:43,018
If you use my login credentials,
467
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,440
it should give you admin privileges.
468
00:20:44,465 --> 00:20:46,548
I tried. The admin's been changed.
469
00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:48,990
I can't hack in because
someone else already has.
470
00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:52,338
Whoever they are, they
still have control of Bruno.
471
00:20:52,363 --> 00:20:53,812
So if Bruno
472
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,755
isn't going home, where
the hell is he going?
473
00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:18,315
_
474
00:21:33,838 --> 00:21:35,538
Jack!
475
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,275
Hey, Jimmy.
476
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,768
Hey, I thought maybe you'd left.
477
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,549
Yeah, actually, I'm on my way out.
478
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,100
I got to go. You know what they say.
479
00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:44,052
"Bathroom tile never sleeps."
480
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:47,950
I've actually never heard that one.
481
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,025
Hey, come on, man, why
don't you stick around
482
00:21:50,027 --> 00:21:52,444
for a little while? Place won't
be the same without you here.
483
00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:53,895
Eh...
484
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,072
At least let me buy you a drink
485
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,430
to make up for that.
486
00:21:57,824 --> 00:21:59,657
Make up for what?
487
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,870
Hey.
488
00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:05,240
Hey, come on, man.
You don't owe me anything.
489
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:08,160
You were crowned homecoming king
fair and square, you old dog.
490
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:10,172
Yeah.
491
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:13,004
Except the part where I
snuck into Mr. Haddon's office
492
00:22:13,029 --> 00:22:15,746
after school, and
stuffed the ballot box.
493
00:22:17,431 --> 00:22:19,265
Wait a minute. What'd you say?
494
00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:23,475
Yeah, I stuffed the ballot box.
495
00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:25,844
You stuffed the ballot box?
496
00:22:25,901 --> 00:22:28,235
Well, yeah, man. How
else was I gonna win?
497
00:22:29,578 --> 00:22:32,400
Everybody loved you, Jack. Everybody.
498
00:22:32,402 --> 00:22:35,201
I mean, yeah, man, I
know, it was stupid.
499
00:22:35,226 --> 00:22:36,772
But we were always neck and neck,
500
00:22:36,797 --> 00:22:39,264
and you had just kicked the
winning field goal for us
501
00:22:39,289 --> 00:22:40,625
at State, so...
502
00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:46,161
You're not mad about this, are you?
503
00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:47,576
I mean, I hope not.
504
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:50,499
I've been dying for years
to get this off my chest.
505
00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:52,801
No.
506
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:53,969
No, man.
507
00:22:53,971 --> 00:22:55,420
Come on, not at all.
508
00:22:55,422 --> 00:22:57,589
No, I mean, what kind of
pathetic loser obsesses over
509
00:22:57,591 --> 00:23:00,642
something like this for
all these years, right?
510
00:23:00,644 --> 00:23:02,727
Like, this one single event
511
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,563
might've changed the
course of his entire life?
512
00:23:04,565 --> 00:23:05,715
Okay.
513
00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:07,348
All right. All right, all right. Yeah.
514
00:23:08,769 --> 00:23:10,602
Hey. Why don't you come back in the gym?
515
00:23:10,604 --> 00:23:12,270
I just bet Ahmed 50 bucks
516
00:23:12,272 --> 00:23:13,688
he can't do a backflip anymore.
517
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,490
- I think he's gonna try it.
- _
518
00:23:15,492 --> 00:23:17,075
- It's gonna get ugly.
- Yeah, I'd love to, man,
519
00:23:17,077 --> 00:23:19,861
but I have a bathroom tile
emergency I have to deal with.
520
00:23:19,863 --> 00:23:24,306
Oh, right, right. 'Cause,
uh, "Tile never sleeps."
521
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,868
Hey, you stay in touch, Jack.
522
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,537
Let's not wait another
ten years to catch up.
523
00:23:28,539 --> 00:23:31,353
Yeah. Yeah, that's a promise, brother.
524
00:23:36,353 --> 00:23:37,879
Don't tell me, let me guess.
525
00:23:37,881 --> 00:23:39,598
You started the robot apocalypse.
526
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,716
Yes. We have a runaway robot.
527
00:23:41,718 --> 00:23:43,197
Well, I called that one, didn't I?
528
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,220
But a human is in control.
529
00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:48,189
Someone hijacked a
fully-loaded military drone,
530
00:23:48,191 --> 00:23:49,891
and we believe it's
headed for the Pentagon.
531
00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:51,560
Mm-hmm, and does this
someone have a name yet?
532
00:23:51,562 --> 00:23:52,696
We're working on it.
533
00:23:52,721 --> 00:23:56,031
Riley traced the signal to
a network in Oklahoma City.
534
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:57,399
And you're my closest agent.
535
00:23:57,401 --> 00:23:59,234
By the time you get there, we
should have exact coordinates.
536
00:23:59,236 --> 00:24:00,891
Okay. I'm on my way.
537
00:24:05,716 --> 00:24:08,337
Go Longhorns!
538
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,498
You can't think of any way that
someone could've gained access
539
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,833
to Bruno, like a-like
a breached firewall,
540
00:24:14,835 --> 00:24:16,706
- or a phishing e-mail?
- No. No.
541
00:24:16,731 --> 00:24:17,946
I'm insanely paranoid.
542
00:24:17,971 --> 00:24:19,754
And my security protocols are better
543
00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:20,755
than the NSA's.
544
00:24:20,757 --> 00:24:21,923
Well, somebody got in.
545
00:24:21,925 --> 00:24:23,808
We need to get them out.
Riley, what if we just
546
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,093
shut down all the cell towers?
547
00:24:25,095 --> 00:24:26,094
Cut them off from Bruno?
548
00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:27,429
It's the first thing I tried.
549
00:24:27,431 --> 00:24:29,347
But 300 milliseconds
after I killed the towers,
550
00:24:29,349 --> 00:24:31,683
Bruno switched over to
a Chinese spy satellite.
551
00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:32,984
I'm trying to hack into that now,
552
00:24:32,986 --> 00:24:34,352
but it could take hours.
553
00:24:34,354 --> 00:24:35,904
We don't have hours.
The Pentagon is only
554
00:24:35,906 --> 00:24:37,572
- 30 minutes away.
- And even if you kill
555
00:24:37,574 --> 00:24:39,107
the satellite, I programmed
Bruno to adapt.
556
00:24:39,109 --> 00:24:40,275
He'll just switch
557
00:24:40,277 --> 00:24:41,443
to ad hoc cellular,
558
00:24:41,445 --> 00:24:42,911
unsecured Wi-Fi, infra-sound.
559
00:24:42,913 --> 00:24:44,029
Actually, I have an idea.
560
00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:46,581
Allie, pull over now.
561
00:24:48,418 --> 00:24:50,285
First and ten from the 28-yard line.
562
00:24:50,287 --> 00:24:51,453
Now, what is the offensive coordinator
563
00:24:51,455 --> 00:24:52,420
gonna call here, Bob?
564
00:24:52,422 --> 00:24:53,672
With the league's
565
00:24:53,674 --> 00:24:55,624
best running back, you'd
assume they'd run, Jim.
566
00:24:55,626 --> 00:24:57,118
But down two touch...
567
00:25:00,263 --> 00:25:02,380
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
568
00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:04,349
- Okay, go, go, go!
- Get back here with that!
569
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:08,303
Hey, Mac, didn't you
hear what I said? If you jam
570
00:25:08,305 --> 00:25:09,688
the signal Bruno is
using to receive commands,
571
00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:11,973
- he'll just switch to another.
- Yeah.
572
00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:13,975
We're not gonna jam his signal,
we're gonna mess with his mind.
573
00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:15,977
Hey, I need Allie's help.
Uh, so can you just...
574
00:25:15,979 --> 00:25:17,278
switch with her?
575
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,980
Uh, you couldn't have mentioned
the need to switch drivers
576
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,865
before we pulled onto the road again?
577
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:21,983
Have you met me?
578
00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:23,985
I am just making this up
as I go along, man. Go.
579
00:25:23,987 --> 00:25:25,987
- You got it?
- Yeah.
580
00:25:28,325 --> 00:25:30,208
Oh!
581
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:32,327
Hey, would you, uh, clip and strip
582
00:25:32,329 --> 00:25:33,628
- this coax cable for me?
- Yeah.
583
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,994
We're gonna use it to
run power to the dish.
584
00:25:37,181 --> 00:25:39,834
- I'm sorry.
- Look, this is not your fault.
585
00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:41,670
Even the best system can get hacked.
586
00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:44,064
No, no. I'm not talking about Bruno.
587
00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:45,948
I mean, I-I am sorry
588
00:25:46,059 --> 00:25:48,393
about Bruno, and, you know,
589
00:25:48,395 --> 00:25:50,369
deeply ashamed.
590
00:25:50,431 --> 00:25:54,733
But I was talking
about... when we first met.
591
00:25:56,819 --> 00:25:58,822
Oh. Uh...
592
00:25:59,073 --> 00:26:01,717
Don't worry about it.
Because believe it or not,
593
00:26:01,742 --> 00:26:03,191
that's not the biggest lie
594
00:26:03,193 --> 00:26:05,361
you've ever told me.
595
00:26:06,626 --> 00:26:08,806
Wait. Wait.
When did I lie to you?
596
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,666
Really?
597
00:26:13,036 --> 00:26:14,419
You know, the part
598
00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:16,087
where you said you liked me,
599
00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:19,181
but you really just wanted
to sneak a peek at my plans?
600
00:26:20,025 --> 00:26:21,760
Mac, I wasn't lying.
601
00:26:21,762 --> 00:26:23,884
I mean, sure, I'm competitive,
602
00:26:23,909 --> 00:26:25,693
like, super competitive,
603
00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:28,518
like, it's a problem
how competitive I am.
604
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:32,220
Which is why I couldn't
help but take a peek
605
00:26:32,222 --> 00:26:33,805
at your design specs.
606
00:26:36,143 --> 00:26:38,870
But I wasn't lying
when I said I liked you.
607
00:26:40,802 --> 00:26:42,552
'Cause I did.
608
00:26:43,161 --> 00:26:45,111
I still do.
609
00:26:49,072 --> 00:26:50,627
Really?
610
00:26:52,619 --> 00:26:53,792
That's cool.
611
00:26:53,794 --> 00:26:55,210
That's, uh...
612
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,748
I-I really don't know what
to say about that right now.
613
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,057
But, uh...
614
00:27:01,082 --> 00:27:03,382
let's go stop your killer robot.
615
00:27:03,553 --> 00:27:04,669
Yeah?
616
00:27:04,671 --> 00:27:07,005
Good idea.
617
00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:09,808
So what's the game plan, Mac?
618
00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:11,476
You gonna kill him with pay-per-view?
619
00:27:11,478 --> 00:27:14,014
You are not too far off.
620
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:17,398
See, all computers
work by moving electrons
621
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,459
through really, really
tiny little wires.
622
00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:20,857
So...
623
00:27:20,882 --> 00:27:22,912
if I can create enough radio
waves, a whole bunch of them,
624
00:27:22,937 --> 00:27:24,168
I can mess with those
moving electrons...
625
00:27:24,193 --> 00:27:27,158
Corrupt Bruno's data, overload
his computer and crash his network.
626
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,443
Exactly. And hopefully,
627
00:27:28,445 --> 00:27:31,029
without him crashing into anything else.
628
00:27:31,031 --> 00:27:34,332
But in order for this to work,
we got to be within 160 feet.
629
00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:35,750
So you know what to do, Boze.
630
00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:37,285
Absolutely not.
631
00:27:37,287 --> 00:27:40,696
Go-go really fast. We
got to catch up to him.
632
00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,501
_
633
00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:48,180
_
634
00:27:48,204 --> 00:27:49,680
_
635
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:56,020
Hey. You sure this is
the address Riley sent?
636
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,472
- A
- hundred percent, Jack.
637
00:27:57,474 --> 00:28:00,475
Hacker's I.P. traces to an
office on the fourth floor.
638
00:28:00,477 --> 00:28:01,876
All right.
639
00:28:01,901 --> 00:28:04,729
So, how was the reunion? You don't sound
640
00:28:04,731 --> 00:28:07,982
like a man that just got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis.
641
00:28:07,984 --> 00:28:09,651
Yeah, and how is a man who just
642
00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:11,870
got revenge on a hated
high school nemesis
643
00:28:11,872 --> 00:28:13,204
supposed to sound?
644
00:28:13,206 --> 00:28:15,039
I don't know. Gleeful?
645
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:18,743
Yeah, well, it didn't actually
go down the way I thought,
646
00:28:18,745 --> 00:28:22,119
but revenge is a dish best served cold.
647
00:28:22,144 --> 00:28:24,311
I'll fill you in later.
648
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:28,052
Any idea what I'm facing here?
649
00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:30,490
A murderous hacker collective?
650
00:28:30,515 --> 00:28:33,007
A sleeper cell of foreign agents? What?
651
00:28:33,009 --> 00:28:35,078
Could be any and all of the above.
652
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,497
What is this, operation
needle in a haystack?
653
00:28:46,452 --> 00:28:47,989
Matty.
654
00:28:47,991 --> 00:28:52,030
Will you please check that
address one more time? Please.
655
00:28:57,679 --> 00:28:59,200
All right. Almost in range. Get closer.
656
00:28:59,202 --> 00:29:01,035
Okay, but I want to go
on record that this feels
657
00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:02,704
like a terrible idea.
658
00:29:02,706 --> 00:29:04,077
Hey, Mac?
659
00:29:04,515 --> 00:29:06,507
Whoever's controlling Bruno
660
00:29:06,509 --> 00:29:09,038
- just decided we're a threat.
- Oh, man, I hate being right.
661
00:29:09,063 --> 00:29:10,648
Just keep your foot on the gas.
662
00:29:11,653 --> 00:29:13,403
Okay, we're in range. Allie, now!
663
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,228
Where's she going?
664
00:29:27,230 --> 00:29:30,198
I, uh, I wired this dish directly
665
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,232
to the van's battery.
666
00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:33,401
But it's currently drawing more amps
667
00:29:33,403 --> 00:29:34,786
than we can output, so, uh...
668
00:29:35,822 --> 00:29:37,405
... once we run out of juice...
669
00:29:37,407 --> 00:29:38,723
You're about to say "Bruno
wakes up," aren't you?
670
00:29:38,748 --> 00:29:41,004
Yeah. Keep this focused
on him, all right?
671
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,798
Mac, go around the
front and check the...
672
00:29:50,387 --> 00:29:52,387
Is this bad? I think this is bad.
673
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:54,309
Allie, get out of there
before the door close... No!
674
00:29:55,391 --> 00:29:57,141
Oh, no.
675
00:29:57,570 --> 00:29:59,704
Allie! Damn it.
676
00:30:33,036 --> 00:30:34,655
Any chance you got a credit card on you?
677
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,263
Uh, yeah.
678
00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:47,538
It's gonna be okay, man.
679
00:30:47,563 --> 00:30:49,836
- We're gonna get her back.
- You're damn right we are.
680
00:30:49,861 --> 00:30:52,194
I lost Zoe, we almost lost Cage.
681
00:30:52,196 --> 00:30:53,395
We're not gonna lose anyone else.
682
00:30:55,868 --> 00:30:58,211
Guys, we've got a big problem.
683
00:30:58,236 --> 00:31:00,319
You mean besides the hacked
military combat drone headed
684
00:31:00,321 --> 00:31:01,704
for the Pentagon with
Allie trapped inside?
685
00:31:01,706 --> 00:31:03,956
Unfortunately, yes.
686
00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:07,126
The Air Force just scrambled
three F-22s with orders
687
00:31:07,128 --> 00:31:09,044
to destroy Bruno on sight.
688
00:31:09,239 --> 00:31:11,644
You guys have, like, 20 minutes, tops,
689
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,969
- to get Allie out of there.
- Matty, you got to call that off.
690
00:31:13,971 --> 00:31:17,364
Mac, I tried. Homeland Security
thinks this is the best option.
691
00:31:17,389 --> 00:31:18,879
Well, then, we got to
give them a better one.
692
00:31:18,904 --> 00:31:21,928
In the next 20 minutes? And if we can't?
693
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,681
We got to hope Jack's gonna
be able to find whoever's
694
00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,766
controlling Bruno before it's too late.
695
00:31:35,838 --> 00:31:39,376
Riley, this place is
absolutely ginormous.
696
00:31:39,401 --> 00:31:41,697
Any chance you can tell me
how to find this scumbag?
697
00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:42,940
Sorry, Jack.
698
00:31:42,965 --> 00:31:44,533
I can tell you where
he is on the network,
699
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:45,721
but not in the real world.
700
00:31:45,746 --> 00:31:47,079
You're just gonna have
to search that place
701
00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:48,403
one I.T. tech at a time.
702
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,635
Or...
703
00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,776
I could use an old high school trick.
704
00:31:56,902 --> 00:31:59,244
Okay, people, everybody out!
705
00:31:59,269 --> 00:32:01,052
Big fire coming this way.
706
00:32:01,608 --> 00:32:02,986
Hey!
707
00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:05,520
Hey! Is minimum wage worth dying for?
708
00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:07,072
I don't think so, not
last time I checked.
709
00:32:07,097 --> 00:32:08,396
Sir, you like being on fire?
710
00:32:08,421 --> 00:32:10,004
No, no, no, no. That's right.
711
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,004
♪ It's getting hot in here... ♪
712
00:32:12,029 --> 00:32:14,029
No time for eye contact,
sir, think of your family.
713
00:32:17,618 --> 00:32:19,964
And then there was one.
714
00:32:19,989 --> 00:32:21,792
What's up, dude?
715
00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:23,698
Riley, coming your way.
716
00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:26,339
Hey, wait a minute. Don't I know you?
717
00:32:26,364 --> 00:32:28,053
Did you go to my high
school or something?
718
00:32:28,078 --> 00:32:30,261
No, Jack, you didn't
go to school with him,
719
00:32:30,286 --> 00:32:31,313
but you have seen him before.
720
00:32:31,338 --> 00:32:32,753
That's Martin Korman.
721
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,783
Founder of the Korman Challenge.
722
00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:38,417
The geek from the
robo-pocalypse contest?
723
00:32:40,307 --> 00:32:42,401
Why would you sabotage
your own thing, man?
724
00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:44,676
Because it's not my thing. Not anymore.
725
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,846
- What do you mean?
- I wanted to build unmanned ambulances
726
00:32:47,848 --> 00:32:49,147
to save wounded soldiers,
727
00:32:49,149 --> 00:32:50,769
but the government just
wanted another weapon.
728
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:53,573
They want to take the
human element out of war.
729
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,675
Well, mister, I was the
human element in war.
730
00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:58,296
Believe you me, it's not pretty.
731
00:32:58,321 --> 00:33:00,252
Anything we can do to get the
soldiers off the battlefield
732
00:33:00,277 --> 00:33:01,222
is a good thing, right?
733
00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:03,612
Not if we can't control
what we put in their place.
734
00:33:03,931 --> 00:33:04,861
Touché.
735
00:33:04,886 --> 00:33:07,425
Robots can be hacked.
Human soldiers can't.
736
00:33:07,835 --> 00:33:09,855
When I tried to explain
this to my superiors,
737
00:33:10,066 --> 00:33:11,870
they pulled my security clearance.
738
00:33:11,872 --> 00:33:14,456
Forced me out. I had to make them
739
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,026
see the mistake they were making.
740
00:33:16,051 --> 00:33:17,876
And since violence seems
to be all they understand...
741
00:33:17,878 --> 00:33:20,308
What did you program that thing to do?
742
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,644
Unfortunately, I can answer that.
743
00:33:21,669 --> 00:33:23,131
I just got into Korman's computer.
744
00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,370
He sent Bruno commands to
fire everything it's got
745
00:33:25,395 --> 00:33:26,561
at the Pentagon.
746
00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:30,003
Well, if you're at
Frankenstein's computer, Riley,
747
00:33:30,028 --> 00:33:31,980
can't you just shut the monster down?
748
00:33:32,005 --> 00:33:34,036
No, I can't. He sent his final command,
749
00:33:34,061 --> 00:33:35,737
then severed his connection to Bruno,
750
00:33:35,762 --> 00:33:37,502
making the drone fully autonomous.
751
00:33:37,581 --> 00:33:39,394
And I can't hack Bruno remotely.
752
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:42,220
- I've tried.
- Okay. Okay.
753
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:45,172
Okay, Dr. Frankenstein, on your feet.
754
00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,581
Don't mess around, I'll put one in you.
755
00:33:47,606 --> 00:33:49,356
Let's go.
756
00:33:50,994 --> 00:33:52,661
Okay.
757
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:55,011
Come on, Bruno, let me in.
758
00:33:58,085 --> 00:34:00,669
Whoa, whoa, why are
you loading your cannon?
759
00:34:15,519 --> 00:34:16,685
Clear out! Clear out!
760
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,520
Get out of the way!
761
00:34:18,522 --> 00:34:19,738
Move, move!
762
00:34:27,729 --> 00:34:29,896
Matty, was that...
763
00:34:31,115 --> 00:34:32,450
No. You still have
764
00:34:32,475 --> 00:34:35,276
nine and a half minutes
before the F-22 is in range.
765
00:34:35,350 --> 00:34:38,685
Okay, Mac, as Jack would
say, time to be brilliant.
766
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,293
- So, what you got?
- At this exact moment?
767
00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:41,294
Absolutely nothing.
768
00:34:41,296 --> 00:34:43,046
Guys, I have an idea.
769
00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:45,465
I can modify Korman's code
to reinstall the kill switch
770
00:34:45,467 --> 00:34:47,636
and shut Bruno down for good, but...
771
00:34:48,511 --> 00:34:50,746
I-I can't deliver the code remotely.
772
00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:52,121
What does that mean?
773
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,590
Means you're gonna have to
physically upload the code
774
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,666
by plugging a USB drive
directly into Bruno.
775
00:34:56,691 --> 00:34:59,179
- That's insane.
- Agreed.
776
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:01,480
But right now, insane is all we've got.
777
00:35:01,505 --> 00:35:03,350
Mac, do you think you can do this?
778
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:06,069
What, climb on board an
out-of-control military drone
779
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,118
and find a way inside
in under nine minutes?
780
00:35:08,143 --> 00:35:10,073
Guess we're gonna find out.
781
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,353
Andrews, this is Lima Juliet Niner-Four.
782
00:35:22,378 --> 00:35:25,547
I am three minutes to intercept.
Weapons hot. Preparing to...
783
00:35:25,572 --> 00:35:27,807
W-Wait. What's that Camaro doing?
784
00:35:34,729 --> 00:35:36,345
All right, download complete.
785
00:35:36,347 --> 00:35:38,336
I got your kill switch,
Riley... what now?
786
00:35:38,361 --> 00:35:40,036
Just plug that USB into Bruno,
787
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,095
it should shut him down.
788
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,240
You want to switch drivers in
a speeding car again, don't you?
789
00:35:47,242 --> 00:35:48,524
Unless you want to jump onto the back
790
00:35:48,526 --> 00:35:50,776
of a hijacked military
drone at 80 miles an hour.
791
00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:52,858
No.
792
00:35:52,883 --> 00:35:55,517
Foot on the gas. All right.
793
00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:57,366
- Oh, my bad, my bad.
- All right, hold on.
794
00:35:57,368 --> 00:35:59,706
- Yeah, I got it now.
- Oh.
795
00:35:59,731 --> 00:36:01,697
Whoo!
796
00:36:08,761 --> 00:36:10,346
Lima Juliet, we have confirmed
797
00:36:10,348 --> 00:36:12,215
that the civilian vehicle
has vacated the area.
798
00:36:12,217 --> 00:36:14,717
You are clear to arm your
missiles and make your run.
799
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,675
Roger that, Andrews. I'm
armed and coming around
800
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,151
to engage the target.
801
00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:21,384
Allie! Allie, can you hear me?
802
00:36:21,409 --> 00:36:22,892
MacGyver? How did you get up there?
803
00:36:22,894 --> 00:36:25,111
I'll explain later.
804
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,698
You're a lunatic, you know that?
805
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,784
Yeah, well, I'd like to
remain a living lunatic,
806
00:36:31,786 --> 00:36:33,569
so in order to do that,
807
00:36:33,571 --> 00:36:35,238
I need to give you this flash drive.
808
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,322
How do we do that?
809
00:36:36,792 --> 00:36:40,209
Okay. There's an air vent on the back
near the driver's side.
810
00:36:40,211 --> 00:36:41,878
I mean, if there was a driver.
811
00:36:43,474 --> 00:36:44,972
Yep.
812
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,725
- Okay, there you go.
- Got it.
813
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,775
Plug and play. Whoa!
814
00:37:21,035 --> 00:37:24,337
Is there, like, a...
status bar or anything?
815
00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:27,452
No. No, I don't think it's gonna work!
816
00:37:41,964 --> 00:37:43,973
Matty, call off the air strike now!
817
00:37:43,975 --> 00:37:45,608
Bruno's offline. I repeat,
818
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:46,776
call off the air strike now!
819
00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:48,311
Air strike, abort.
820
00:37:48,313 --> 00:37:50,112
Abort.
821
00:37:56,988 --> 00:37:58,935
Roger that. Mission aborted.
822
00:38:00,857 --> 00:38:03,372
Cut it a little closer
there next time, MacGyver.
823
00:38:03,397 --> 00:38:06,031
Some of us are actually still breathing.
824
00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,162
Hey, you okay?
825
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,765
You jumped out of a stolen vehicle
826
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,302
onto a killer robot,
827
00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:31,520
and stared down an F-22
with orders to fire.
828
00:38:31,631 --> 00:38:34,274
Yeah, I also smashed my phone.
829
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:40,431
Why would you do all that for me?
830
00:38:43,243 --> 00:38:44,759
Well, it's pretty simple.
831
00:38:44,784 --> 00:38:47,056
I don't like seeing
people I care about die.
832
00:38:49,986 --> 00:38:51,410
You still care about... ?
833
00:38:51,857 --> 00:38:53,823
Even after everything I've done?
834
00:38:55,346 --> 00:38:56,846
Yes.
835
00:38:58,112 --> 00:39:00,823
Although, you could work on being
a little bit less competitive.
836
00:39:02,316 --> 00:39:05,140
Nothing wrong with a
little healthy competition.
837
00:39:06,004 --> 00:39:08,867
The key words being
"little" and "healthy."
838
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:15,231
Korman's been remanded
for psychiatric evaluation
839
00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:17,033
to see if he's fit to stand trial.
840
00:39:17,035 --> 00:39:18,534
Nothing crazy about wanting the world
841
00:39:18,536 --> 00:39:19,702
to be a more peaceful place.
842
00:39:19,704 --> 00:39:21,404
You mean except for the part
843
00:39:21,406 --> 00:39:22,405
where he hijacked a military drone
844
00:39:22,407 --> 00:39:24,073
and tried to attack the Pentagon
845
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:25,324
with it to make his point?
846
00:39:25,326 --> 00:39:28,077
- Yeah, except for that part. Shut up.
- You shut up.
847
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:29,662
Well, however it works
out in the courts,
848
00:39:29,664 --> 00:39:31,914
at least we know Martin Korman
won't be allowed near a computer
849
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:34,467
- for the rest of his life.
- Is it weird
850
00:39:34,469 --> 00:39:36,752
that I'm kind of offended
that he didn't hack our drone?
851
00:39:36,754 --> 00:39:38,471
- Super weird.
- Yes.
852
00:39:38,798 --> 00:39:41,290
At least we'll always have this, right?
853
00:39:41,959 --> 00:39:43,926
It's all that's left
of Dalton's Nightmare
854
00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:45,478
before Bruno blew it up.
855
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,647
So the government spent a half
a million bucks on a paperweight?
856
00:39:48,649 --> 00:39:51,267
Trust me, it's not the worst
purchase they've ever made.
857
00:39:53,004 --> 00:39:55,438
Come on, pizza's on
me if anyone's hungry.
858
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,405
Sure.
859
00:39:56,407 --> 00:39:57,740
- I'm in.
- Now you're talking.
860
00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:00,326
- All right.
- Hey, Mac, hang on a second.
861
00:40:02,877 --> 00:40:04,280
Got you a little something.
862
00:40:04,282 --> 00:40:07,500
I know I'm not your
grandpa or anything, but...
863
00:40:07,502 --> 00:40:09,035
But you're almost old enough to be?
864
00:40:09,037 --> 00:40:10,286
You looking to get popped in the mouth?
865
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:11,203
Saw an opening.
866
00:40:11,205 --> 00:40:12,455
Stop that. That's enough.
867
00:40:12,457 --> 00:40:14,040
- I will.
- Open it.
868
00:40:16,594 --> 00:40:18,210
What?!
869
00:40:18,212 --> 00:40:20,179
Aw, man.
870
00:40:21,596 --> 00:40:22,928
Thanks.
871
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,551
Yeah. Yeah, well, I kind of realized
872
00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:27,520
it was probably my
fault that you lost it
873
00:40:27,522 --> 00:40:28,971
in the first place, so...
874
00:40:28,973 --> 00:40:31,307
Seriously, man, this
means a lot. Thank you.
875
00:40:31,309 --> 00:40:33,309
- Ah, you're welcome.
- This is awesome.
876
00:40:33,311 --> 00:40:36,312
Oh, I, uh... got something for you.
877
00:40:36,314 --> 00:40:37,980
Same thing. Tradeoff.
878
00:40:37,982 --> 00:40:39,815
Hmm. Thanks.
879
00:40:39,817 --> 00:40:42,151
So, you never told me what
happened at your reunion.
880
00:40:42,153 --> 00:40:44,120
Oh. Oh, yeah.
881
00:40:44,122 --> 00:40:45,826
So, so check it out.
882
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,348
Jimmy finally admitted that he cheated
883
00:40:48,373 --> 00:40:50,756
to beat me out at homecoming king.
884
00:40:51,288 --> 00:40:52,453
Cheated how?
885
00:40:52,549 --> 00:40:54,249
He stuffed the ballot
box. Can you believe that?
886
00:40:54,415 --> 00:40:56,132
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
887
00:40:56,134 --> 00:40:57,550
And after he unburdened his soul,
888
00:40:57,552 --> 00:40:59,001
what did you, what did you do?
889
00:40:59,003 --> 00:41:00,719
Let him off the hook.
890
00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:02,388
You did?
891
00:41:02,390 --> 00:41:05,591
Yeah. Yeah, to be honest
with you, I'm glad he cheated.
892
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,843
I mean, if I'd have won homecoming king
893
00:41:07,845 --> 00:41:09,478
back in high school,
I might have peaked.
894
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,402
You don't want to be
peaking in high school, dude.
895
00:41:12,035 --> 00:41:14,350
But losing gave me the sense
896
00:41:14,352 --> 00:41:16,018
that I have something
to prove, you know?
897
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:17,853
It kind of fueled the rest of my life.
898
00:41:17,855 --> 00:41:19,939
It's probably why I joined
the Army, became a Delta,
899
00:41:19,941 --> 00:41:21,519
applied for the CIA.
900
00:41:21,544 --> 00:41:24,493
You know, losing that
stupid homecoming king crown,
901
00:41:24,495 --> 00:41:25,861
which means nothing,
902
00:41:25,863 --> 00:41:27,413
was probably the best thing
903
00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:29,525
I ever could have done for myself.
904
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,113
These are all great things.
905
00:41:32,138 --> 00:41:34,889
I just, I wish you had
said something sooner.
906
00:41:38,869 --> 00:41:40,406
_
907
00:41:50,021 --> 00:41:52,388
You won by a unanimous vote, Jack.
908
00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,806
All right, Jack!
909
00:41:57,361 --> 00:41:59,612
Man, y'all didn't have to do this.
910
00:41:59,614 --> 00:42:01,981
Oh, so you don't want the crown?
911
00:42:01,983 --> 00:42:03,399
You kidding me? Of course I want it.
912
00:42:03,401 --> 00:42:05,618
Come on! Put it on, Jack!
913
00:42:16,374 --> 00:42:20,209
Speech!
Speech! Speech! Speech!
914
00:42:23,852 --> 00:42:27,283
_
915
00:42:27,308 --> 00:42:30,759
Our honeymoon suite is the finest
916
00:42:30,761 --> 00:42:33,012
our hotel has to offer.
917
00:42:33,014 --> 00:42:35,264
We hope your stay with us will be
918
00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:37,483
an experience you will never forget.
919
00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:56,391
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