Original subtitles

[wind whistling]

- You boys are heading down John strobe

about three quarters of a mile,

make sure you keep to the right.

- Yeah, man, for the beans?

Look at this dirty jug of syrup, Benny.

- We need some onions to go with those, too.

Where's Miller?

Miller!

- Miller, grab some onions!

- I'm busy, get Mark to help.

- Mark, quit playing with your thing and grab some onions!

- [Man] Don't go to the left.

You'll get into trouble down there.

- [Miller] Okay, right, gotcha.

[crickets chirping]

- You'll be lucky if you get service out here.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, it sucks.

Not like in the city.

So, who you talkin' to?

- Do you go to Northumberland?

I actually wanted to go there so badly, I was this close.

What program do you go to?

- Fine arts.

I actually just finished the third year.

- No way, really?

I was gonna take the same thing.

- Really? - Yeah.

You like the program?

- I love it, it's amazing.

Just the energy there.

Are you an artist?

- Oh, well I guess you could say I used to be,

but no, I just dabble.

I dunno.

I guess I just sort of lost touch of the dream.

You know?

- Is that why you didn't go?

- University? - Yeah.

- Yeah, no, that and other reasons.

You know, life got in the way.

Wow, that sounded like a cliche.

I'm so sorry.

- It's not if that's what happened.

It's too bad, though.

We might have met each other there.

- Yeah, yeah we would've, could've been neighbors.

- Oh, definitely neighbors.

We would've met in front of our doors, you know,

thought the other one was cute.

- Cute?

- Yeah, started hanging out, going to classes together.

- Wait, wait, cute? - We'd study together.

- We'd go to social events together.

- Practically inseparable.

Get in over our heads, too much, too fast.

- Oh, that's a bad thing?

- Eventually we'd decide that our art

was more important than our budding friendship.

- [Mark] No, I don't like the way this is going.

- Then we'd just drift apart.

- Well that's a horrible ending.

- Until the next summer when we meet randomly

at a vegetable stand in the middle of nowhere, maybe.

- Much better.

Okay, I have to ask.

What is an arts major doing in the middle of nowhere

selling vegetables out of the back of her truck?

- Ugh.

I was working like a maniac in the city

to pay for university, and I had to get away.

Just needed to get recharged, you know?

Back to center?

So I decided to stay with my grandparents for a bit.

Grandpa says that change is as good as a rest.

Grandparents are so smart.

Plus, you know, I like to help my grandma

with the garden this time of year.

Stuff grows and ripens faster than you can pick it,

and there's no way you can can it all, it's just too much.

So here I am, selling peaches.

- More beer?

- Well, I figured while we were here,

one more six pack wouldn't hurt.

Did you actually bring your sleeping bag in here?

- I didn't bring my sleeping bag in here.

I forgot mine and Benny's buying me a new one.

- Why would Benny buy you a new one?

- Because Miller forgot his wallet again.

- Yep.

- No, no, no, you know what?

I got this.

You guys have been covering all week, I'll pay, I'll pay.

- Thanks, buddy.

- Boys it'll be cash only today, there's no debit here.

- Well, one of us is prepared.

Benny, you're up.

Buddy.

- So, what about you?

Besides not helping me through art history classes.

Headed up to the lakes for the weekend, obviously.

- Yeah, yeah, just a little bit of fishing, you know?

Nice quiet weekend away with the lads.

[men whooping]

- Are those the lads?

[Miller yells]

- Hey.

- Big dirty jug of syrup for the beans!

- Oh, cool man.

- Oh hey pretty.

- You guys should stock up

on something special for your weekend.

- Coming with us, hey?

- Funny.

I have kale, I have corn, I have lettuce,

I have peaches, I have--

- Thank you, Peaches.

- So that's Train, he's awful.

- Okay.

- This truck is so nice, is this yours?

- It is, it was a sweet 16.

It's my baby.

- New posi track, man!

- Grandpa wanted to make sure no matter where I was

in the world, that I'd always have a safe way back home.

Home is where you find all the answers, you know?

- Yeah, my cousin had one like this.

He brought it up from North Carolina,

never saw salted roads.

Hey, did you have to swap out the final drive

to make it more highway friendly?

- Hey, that's a cool story, Benny.

When does it end?

- Oh Mark, you know all about these old trucks.

- What?

[both chuckle]

So, '65 truck.

- Buddy?

- Hey, what do ya think?

- Yeah man.

- Not bad eh?

Wonder Mark.

- You know, we should get a picture.

- You're such a teenage girl.

- Why do you want a picture?

Sentimental Benny.

- Memories for the trip, come on.

- Okay, selfie.

- Cuddle in.

What about Mark?

- Hey Mark!

Come on!

- Think you're needed over there.

- I don't, don't make me go.

- Mark, Mark! - Mark!

- Ah, you need to go. - No, no, no.

- Go for it.

- Can you not chew right in my ear?

- Hey guys.

- Hey buddy.

Come on, don't spill the beer.

- Here, let me take it for you guys.

- Yeah, let her take it. - Thanks.

- All right, smile.

Beautiful.

- Yes!

One quick one of us, eh?

What do you say, come on, come on.

Say peaches!

- [Mark] Okay, all right.

- That's actually a really good one.

Guys, come on, it was just one picture.

Dude, come on.

- You're such a jackass.

- [Train] Why am I a jackass?

- Anyway, it was really nice to meet you.

- Yeah, sure.

- Good luck with school.

- Thank you. - And, yeah.

- Sorry about the animal.

- Oh it's fine.

- Pretty sure I got it then. - No worries.

Oh, hold up a minute?

Can you give this to your friend?

Mr. Bashful, the cute one?

- You got it.

- Thanks.

[Kat giggles]

- Take care.

- Yeah, you too.

Have fun!

♪ In the heavy wind

♪ I'm out here tumbling

♪ Head over heels

♪ And I'm holdin' the wheel

- [Train] Oh, those cutoffs, eh buddy?

- [Miller] Oh, love those cutoffs.

- [Train] I made out with her.

- No you didn't. - Yeah I did, man.

- You're a liar.

- No, you guys were turned around

and I made out with her, real quick.

- You're such a slimy liar.

- I don't even know, dude,

are we supposed to be turning here?

- That's what the guy at the store said.

- Bro, seriously, I thought,

okay, whatever.

- That's what the guy at the store said, just shut up.

- All right, sorry.

What would Benny say?

Benny's probably freaking out back there.

- He's probably calling us idiots right now, to be honest.

- Well, Benny's stupid himself.

- Stupid, man.

- He drives a mini van.

- As soon as camp's up, get some lines in the water,

wreckin' some smallmouth bass, yeah man?

Yeah, man?

- Yeah, wreck 'em, bass.

- So, how 'bout fruit stand girl back there, huh?

- Mhmm.

- Seriously?

That's all I get, mhmm?

What, when you went to go pick up your fishing license

at city hall, they make you trade in

your manhood card or something?

I mean, she was a babe!

- I'm sure Stephanie will be really pleased

to hear you say that.

- Don't make this about me and Steph, buddy.

I mean, I'm trying to help you out here the best I can,

but you gotta keep your eye on the ball.

This country Peaches was about ready

to take you for a joy ride in her Chevy

and you didn't even notice.

- I noticed, it's just--

- What?

- I dunno, stuff.

- Stuff.

You gonna tell me about it?

- About what?

- About whatever it is.

Come on man, I know when something's gnawing you.

I haven't seen you this bent out of shape since Nicole.

Frig, that's it, isn't it?

It's Nicole, right?

- She has been talking to me lately, and I thought--

- Are you insane?

- [Mark] I dunno.

- I do, she's poison, man!

- Oh that's not fair to say.

- No, what's not fair is how she treats my best friend.

You're out here to get away with the lads,

not spend your life thinking about some soul-suckin' harpy.

- She's not a soul sucking harpy.

- She is!

Every time that sea witch gets her hooks in ya,

she just drags you along in a stupor

and then leaves you out to dry on the rocks.

Admit it, man, this happens every time with her.

- Yeah, I know.

- I understand, you know I do.

Just don't wanna see you get destroyed again.

- I know.

It's just that I,

I don't know how to let go of her.

I don't know if I'll ever be over her.

- You will, and when you do?

There's girls like miss country Peaches back there.

[Mark chuckles]

- Yeah, I really screwed that up back there, didn't I?

- With Peaches?

Yeah, you did.

You ate dirt, hard.

- Oh yeah, okay. - It was painful.

- Okay, okay. - I mean, seriously.

I don't even know why I try, you know?

You lead a horse to water.

- [Mark] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Thattaboy, Benny.

Mine's the red one, good work.

- Boys, if I make this shot, we're going home.

- Oh that's money.

[can clatters]

- Hey guys, look, Mark's playin' on his phone again.

- Mark, come drink beer man, let's go!

- Yo, come do work.

- Yeah, come help Benny do work.

- That's it, give me the phone.

- No.

- Throw it in the truck.

We didn't come out here to play on your phone.

- Fine.

Really?

- You, especially.

- Forgot the tackle box, Benny.

- [Benny] Hey.

- Sorry.

- [Benny] Here.

- Thanks.

[men grunting]

- Are you paddling?

- [Benny] Hey boys!

Last one to the island's making dinner.

[birds chirping]

- Pick us out a good island, boys!

- [Train] Dude, you're not even paddling, come on!

[beer spritzes]

- Yahoo!

- [Train] Dude, you're gonna tip, are you serious?

- What are you doing?

You're gonna scoop us in!

- No I'm not, if you would just--

- Watch the beer!

- Just paddle, we would be able to get out of this.

Just paddle, man.

[birds chirping]

- Come on, Mark, don't be such a sourpuss.

I know you know the words.

- You're not gonna start singing, are you?

[singing in foreign language]

[Mark groaning]

- [Benny] Nice.

[tender fiddle music]

[singing in foreign language]

- Hey boys, check this out!

Alrighty, boys.

If I make this shot, we go home.

[gun pops]

- [Train] Yeah, you suck Miller.

- Well that one didn't count.

- It counted.

Here we go, Benny.

[can pings] - Oh!

[can pings]

[can pings]

- Oh, Benny gets it!

- Clearly, somebody hasn't been drinking enough.

- Yo, seriously though, we should grab some wood

before we're three sheets in the wind.

- Oh yeah, wood.

- Yeah, before we chop off

something we might need later, eh boys?

- Safety first there, boys.

Thirst's a killer.

[country music]

♪ Built this old cabin

♪ It was the summer of '75

♪ Figured I would settle down

♪ Find a woman to call my own

[men grunting]

♪ When I was young

♪ I never got sad when the chips were down ♪

♪ Never missed my turn for another bum ♪

[both yelling]

♪ And I said ooh

- Hey, what's this?

- Look at this!

- Ooh!

- This is cool!

- Look how old that is.

- Whoa, that's.

- Nature!

Wow, cool.

Come on, Train, let's have it.

♪ The past

- Oh! - Yeah!

- Woo!

♪ My friends have come and gone ♪

♪ The golden days don't last forever ♪

♪ So find a heart and hold it fast now ♪

- Oh.

Nice.

Afraid to admit it to ya, but I'm a bit out of shape.

- I'm doing okay.

- Yeah, I know.

- Think it's all that construction, you know?

- Yeah.

- Just go, go, go.

- I guess that's a bit more physical than the restaurant.

- [Benny] Yeah, but I don't know

if I could do those late nights anymore.

- Oh, I would love to have an eight to five,

Monday to Friday grind.

But I think construction's

a bit more physical than I can do.

- Sure you can.

Sometimes you just gotta do what you have to do.

- How do you do it, man?

- What do you mean?

- All of it, I don't know, the house, wife,

construction contracts, your life?

How do you do life, Benny?

How do you do life?

- It's like I said, sometimes there's just stuff

that you need to do, and go do it.

And haven't told anyone this,

but Steph and I are expecting.

- Like a baby?

- Yeah, man.

- Dude, that's,

oh my god, dude, that's amazing, congratulations!

Oh man. - Thank you.

- That's.

- Thanks, bud.

- Wait, who else knows?

- Oh, just our folks, a couple of her besties.

You're the first of our pals that I've told.

- Ah, yeah I am!

Are you gonna tell the other guys this weekend?

- I dunno if they need the extra stimulation.

- Yeah, fair enough.

- [Miller] Ooh, bud!

What did you think of that shot there, babe?

- [Train] It was okay.

- Oh, nice pile of firewood.

We can have a fire for like, 10 minutes.

- 20 at least, man.

It's more than what you're doing.

- That's debatable, watch this shot.

Ah, shit.

- There's a bunch of logs over there

if you wanna help us bring 'em back to the canoe.

- Come on Benny, I need 15.

- Look at all these twigs here, bud.

- There's not a lot of dead wood,

what do you want me to do?

- Oh yeah, there's not a lotta dead wood.

- [Miller] Guys, come here, look at this!

- [Train] What'd you find, Mill?

- Look at all this great stuff!

- What the hey, is this a camp?

- Hasn't been for a long time.

- Look at this.

- What's that?

- It's legit old school.

- You know where you buy your things, Benny.

- Stuff, this is literally everything.

Oh, my eyes.

- Oh guys, look at this! - A pan!

- We could totally use this.

- Scrap metal, that's exciting.

- Why, why, just leave it alone.

- Yeah, we could shoot it.

- It could be a gong.

- This is obviously someone else's pan.

We don't need to take that with us.

- Why can't I? - Can we shoot it?

- This is disgusting, put it down, come on.

Put it down. [pan clatters]

[Train gags]

What's wrong?

- He smelled himself.

- You do not wanna know what that smells like.

- [Benny] Dude, I told you to just leave shit alone.

- Well, I just wanted to see what was inside.

- You made Benny mad.

- Hey guys, looks like we got some neighbors over there.

- [Miller] Oh, let's go for a visit.

- And what, borrow a cup of sugar?

- No, borrow a cup of beer.

I bet you there's babes.

- Ah, a bunch of honeypots!

Hey, maybe it's fruit stand girl brought some friends, Mark.

- Oh good, well you can go

take another creepy picture with her.

- Why not, why not?

- No no, I'm serious, let's go visit.

- Yeah, we've got nowhere we need to be, let's explore.

- That's the spirit.

- Ready?

Hurry up!

Let's do this.

- Wait up.

- [Benny] You guys comin'?

- Hello, anybody here?

- [Miller] We just wanted to say hi.

- [Mark] Is anybody even here?

- Well maybe they went fishing.

- I don't think so, I think that's their boat right there.

- [Benny] Maybe they got a second one.

- I wanted to meet them!

- Oh yeah you did.

A couple of girls, fishin'--

- Rockin' rough freakin' A, girls and fish.

Let's write 'em a note.

Slippery sixes on ice, guitar's out at eight, eh Mark?

- Yeah, that's right.

- Ooh, little cooler action.

- [Mark] Hey guys, come on, don't go through their stuff.

- Hey! - Oh ho ho!

- Double O?

My kind of ladies, woo!

- Girls that drink that stuff, classy.

- We drink that stuff.

- Yeah, exactly.

[beer spritzes]

- Seriously man, did you just snag one of their beers?

What's with everyone helping themselves today?

- [Train] I don't even know why, man.

Automatic, wasn't even thirsty.

- Yo, let's get outta here

before they think we're robbin' 'em or something.

- Guys, I'll replace the beer!

Actually, I'll bring two if they're babes.

Actually know what, forget the beer.

Let's find the rye!

All right Benny, show us how it's done.

- Yeah, that's gotta be 45 yards.

I need a shot or two if you're gonna overcompensate.

- No excuses.

If you miss, you must drink.

- Well that's stage one.

At least try to hit this first.

- Well, that'll be easy.

[gun pops]

- Yeah, that was esay.

Now hit the frying pan there.

- Whoa, grab the camera, Benny sucks at something!

- Drink!

[pan pings]

[all yelling]

- There we go.

- Bow to sensei, lads.

- No, no, no, no, new rule.

You hit that pan three times, Miller finishes his beer.

- Benny can't hit it anyway.

- Ah, I'll do it right now.

- No, no, no, mandatory handicap.

Pass it down, and then you get back to it.

- That's fair, got this figured out anyway.

- All right. - All right.

- Do I hit the can first?

- [Train] Then the one on the stump.

- [Miller] Ah, raise the stakes.

- Okay, so can, can, pan.

- No no no no, can, can, ax head, pan.

- Yo, don't shoot my ax!

- Arbitrary ruling man, no overrides.

- Frick, I hate arbitrary ruling.

Be careful, I sanded that handle for hours.

- Don't worry, I'm not gonna hit it, I suck.

[can pings] - Oh!

- All right, second can.

[can pings]

Oh, maybe I don't suck!

- Ax, ax, ax.

- Ax? - Ax.

[all shouting]

- Yeah, you missed. - I missed it.

- You missed, pass it down.

- Oh no, no, no, no, we shoot at all the targets

and then we drink for each one we miss.

- And then if we hit the pan,

it should cancel out our misses.

- Yeah. - Well, and if you

hit the pan three times, we all drink.

- Okay.

- And Miller finishes his beer.

- [Miller] No, we all finish our beer.

- Okay, they call me Mark

'cause I'm a marksman!

[gun pops]

- Ha! - Nope!

- Two drinks. - I lied to you.

Two drinks.

- All right. - Batter up.

- All right, one can.

[can pings]

- Oh! - There's one.

Second one.

[can pings] - Oh!

- Two, two ax.

- Ha! - Oh.

- I'll hit the pan, pan's easier.

[gun pops] [all laugh]

- Two drinks times two. - Train wreck.

- What?

- You're the second guy to miss,

therefore the penalty is doubled.

- That is so stupid!

- It's an arbitrary ruling, there's no overrides.

- I hate arbitrary rulings!

- Let me show you how it's done, here we go.

- Miller.

[gun pops]

- Oh wow, that was--

- Can't even hit one. - Really embarrassing.

- That one didn't count.

- Yo, two drink penalty for missing the easy first one.

No excuse for being that crap, Mill.

- Drink up.

- That's incredibly fair.

- Whoa, you can't get a second attempt at the target!

- Yes I can, I can't just stop halfway through.

It's gonna jinx the whole damn thing.

- That's true.

- No no no no no, new ruling.

If you miss the first one,

then you have to finish your drink.

- Oh, I like it, no excuses.

- That can come into play next round.

- I agree. - That's fair, that's fair.

[can pings]

- Oh! - Oh, okay.

- That's how it's done, boys!

[gun pops]

- [All Three] Oh!

- Yeah, hand it over.

- Here we go, here we go, here we go.

- Drink up.

- Can? - Yeah.

- It's a can. [can pings]

Oh, got it.

- Can. - Can.

[men groan]

- Ax head.

- Ax head.

[metal pings]

- The beer in Miller's drink holder!

- No no no, it's full!

- Drink holder. [beer hisses]

[all groaning]

- Not anymore!

- Shoot the can in the middle hanging on the tree.

- Oh, middle can?

[can pings]

- Oh my god, why is he so good?

Benny's such a Benny!

- Yo, poor Miller's gonna be so ripped after this.

- This is bull!

Hit the pot beside the fire pit.

[metal pings]

- [All] Oh!

- All right, can.

[can pings]

Whoa, one!

- One's not three.

[can pings]

- Ah, two, two.

- You are so dust.

- We're all dust.

[birds chirping]

[pan pings]

- Oh, drink!

- Lesson concluded.

- Hit this can on the fly or sudden death!

[gun pops]

[wood thudding]

- Hey Benny, getting dinner ready?

- Getting tomorrow night's dinner ready.

A big, hearty pot of voyager style beans.

Just gotta soak 'em overnight first.

- You best be soakin' up them beans, Benny.

- What are we having for dinner tonight?

- First night's dinner's on you guys,

whether you lost the race or not.

- [Benny] Tell me we aren't having oatmeal.

- That is a good marshmallow.

Hey Benny, your dinner's on fire.

[beer spritzes]

- [Miller] Oh no!

♪ One two three four

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Now on that feather there was a flea ♪

♪ A rare flea, a rattlin' flea

♪ And the flea on the feather

♪ And the feather on the bird

♪ And the bird in the egg ♪ And the egg in the nest

♪ And the nest on a leaf ♪ And the leaf on a tree

♪ And the twig on the branch ♪ And the branch on the limb

♪ Limb on the tree ♪ And the tree in the hole

♪ And the hole in the bog

♪ And the bog down in the valley oh ♪

- Woo! ♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

♪ Way hey the rattlin' bog

♪ The bog down in the valley oh ♪

- [All] Woo!

[all screaming]

- Yeehaw!

- Yeehaw!

- Woohoo! - Yeehaw!

[all screaming]

[Train howls]

[flames crackling]

- Uh-oh, looks like Train's gettin' dozy.

- Nope!

Nope.

- Look at him.

Slob.

Train, you asleep?

- [Train] Nope!

- Hey Train, you want another beer, bud?

- [Train] Yep!

[all laughing]

- Train got torn down. - Miller, beer me.

- Yeah, man.

- Saddest part of the night.

- Oh, we're so obnoxious when we get going.

It's like the other people on this lake must just hate us.

- Yeah, they're out here trying to listen to the loons

and the crickets, and the tree frogs.

We're out here singing at the top of our lungs,

out of key on top of.

- Hey, I was singing in key.

And you are welcome.

- 'Twas a good stomp.

- [Mark] Yeah.

[flames crackling]

[gentle guitar music]

[birds chirping]

[Train groaning]

- You guys are idiots, it's soaked down here.

I'm covered in dew!

[men laughing]

[loons warbling]

Really?

[Miller laughs]

Really?

- The wood pile could use some attention.

Put a pretty nice dent in it

between last night and breakfast, huh?

- Does that mean you're volunteering?

- I figured since you boys have worked so hard

since we got here, I'd pull my own weight.

- I wanna go too.

Feelin' extra strong after my sleep in the blueberry bush.

- All right, let's go.

- Yeah, you girls go get firewood for the hearth,

and us men will catch us some breakfast.

- [Train] Ooh, our heroes.

- Fixed your rod for you, princess.

- Thanks, babe.

[wind whistling]

[crow cawing]

- Woods are creepy!

- [Mark] Hey Train!

- Yeah, man?

- [Mark] Found some wood.

- Oh no way, in the forest?

Mark!

I really liked her, man.

- Yeah, you like all girls.

- No no, I really, really liked her.

We even talked about gettin' serious.

- Yeah, you serious?

- Then I found out she was screwing around

with some jackass, and well,

that relationship hit the fence doing 90.

Fiery wreck that was, but whatever.

[beer spritzes]

What about you, man?

How are girls?

- [Mark] That's complicated.

- Whatever happened to that, oh she was so,

whatever happened to Nicole?

She was a rocket, dude!

- [Mark] I don't really wanna talk about that.

- You guys dated for like 20 years,

how'd you mess that up?

- Oh, thanks for jumping to the conclusion

that I messed it up.

- You probably did, she was so hot, man!

God, that sucks.

- Yeah, can we please-- - You must be really upset.

- Can we just not talk about it?

- [Train] One more question?

- What?

- [Train] She still single?

- Okay, what, really?

- I was just asking!

- You're gonna ask is she still single?

- I am just asking.

- Can we talk about-- - Friend to friend.

- Literally anything else?

- Fine.

All right, Mark.

What makes this a stick?

- What do you mean what makes that a stick?

- Well, is this a stick, or is it a twig?

- No, it's a stick. - Or is it a limb?

- It's not a limb.

- How does this make it a stick?

What about it is stick?

- It's a stick on the ground.

What do you mean, what--

- So, because I got it off the ground it' a stick?

- Well, yeah.

- What if it's coming out of the tree?

- Then it's a limb, it's a--

- So it's a twig.

- A twig is part of a stick.

- How do you know all this?

- Because everyone knows this.

Why do you not know this?

- No one knows that.

- Why do you care about this?

- Why is there five different names of wood?

Like, who cares?

I'm asking you what makes this specific a stick?

- Okay, this is very infuriating.

- Well, I need to know.

- [Mark] Can we talk about something else, other than that?

- Let's talk about Nicole.

- [Mark] No, okay great, let's talk about sticks.

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah

- I don't know, man, I just don't know

if I can go through with it.

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah

- I think you should.

It sounds like you got a great opportunity with this job.

[Miller sighs]

What are you so afraid of?

- I dunno, that's just it.

What if I can't do it?

Or, I dunno, I just don't

like setting myself up for failure.

- No plan B, just go for it.

- That's easy for you to say, man,

like you succeed at everything.

- Why does everybody always say that?

Oh, hey I got a fish.

- Of course you did.

I dunno, it's just like with me, Train, and Mark,

we're just, we seem like a bunch of high school kids still.

- You guys just gotta go for something and give it 110

instead of half-assing too many options.

You know, just go for it.

- Like no plan B?

- No plan B, man.

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah - Stop it!

Oh my.

- Answer my question.

- Start paddling and I'll answer your question!

- Answer my question and I'll start paddling!

- Uh, no!

- When is a stick a stick?

- A stick is a stick if it's a, stop it!

- [Train] Like a couple feet, where it's called a twig,

couple inches diameter?

- [Miller] Oh hey boys, we got 'em good.

Tons of fish today.

We're gonna eat like kings tonight.

- [Train] Seriously you know like?

- I'm just hot.

I need to go cool off.

- Oh, I'm goin' for a swim too.

- [Benny] That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

- I've been workin' hard, I could use a swim.

- Woo!

- What the hell?

- Hey boys, water's fine!

You comin' in?

Boys?

- Is anyone on board?

- [Miller] Doesn't look like it.

- [Benny] Must've drifted down the lake or something.

- Boys!

What are you lookin' at?

I wanna see.

- Don't think it was an accident, do you?

- I don't know.

Maybe it got loose from a campsite?

But it looks pretty beat up,

like it's been drifting for a while.

Do ya think we should go get it?

- I guess we could bring it on shore,

but then what if someone comes and--

- Guys, what are you lookin' at?

- Man, I honestly don't know what to do.

It just looks totally-- - I know what to do, boys.

See if I can hit it from here.

- Miller, you can't hit squat!

See?

- [Benny] You idiot.

- Why are you naked, Train?

- I wanted to go swimming, but apparently I have no friends.

- Nobody wants to be friends with a creepy naked guy.

- Oh come on, you wanna be my friend.

Give us a hug, give us a hug.

- [Miller] Go away, stop it!

- [Benny] Come on, Miller, give the man a hug!

- [Train] Give me a hug.

[Miller groans]

- I suck at cleaning fish!

- You suck at catching fish.

How many did you get today, like two?

- Actually, you really suck at giving hugs.

- Ha!

- You're so disgusting, that was,

you're a filthy animal.

[Train laughs]

- Creature!

I'm so hungry though, boys eh?

You excited for some hot dogs and marshmallows tonight, huh?

- [Miller] Yeah, I think we've seen enough

of your hot dog for one day.

- Where's Mark?

He should be helping us out.

- Yeah, where is Mark?

Yo what happened when you guys went to go get wood?

He came back all bent out of shape.

- I don't know, we were talking about biddies and axes,

and he just started gettin' all weird.

- Frig, come here, take this.

Contribute, huh?

- I don't want to.

No, ugh, stop hitting me with the fish!

- [Miller] What fish, this fish?

- [Train] No, stop being a dick.

- [Miller] I'm contributing!

[rock plunks]

[tender country music]

♪ Like a young man with his first old car ♪

♪ I spent all my life

- Hey man.

♪ Working on something good

- Hey, man.

♪ But I need a touch and like you say ♪

- You hurtin'?

- Yeah.

- You remember that BMX I got

for my birthday when we were kids?

- Yeah, the red one with the stunt pegs

on the front and back wheels?

- Oh, frig, I forgot about the pegs.

Man, those were stupid.

Should've broke both my ankles.

Yeah.

I loved that bike.

- I still think Michael took it.

- Never saw him ride it, though.

- That's 'cause he hid it in Ryan's house, I imagine.

- Maybe.

Maybe it's a good thing, though,

'cause you know one of us would've tried to ride it

down that ravine behind my dad's house.

We'd have killed ourselves, for sure.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- As awesome as that bike was,

I wasn't thinkin' about it when I bought my first car.

And now?

I wouldn't trade my truck for it.

♪ Still be the lonely one 'cause I ♪

- Is there some sort of metaphor

I'm supposed to be picking up here?

- You bet.

I mean, Nicole?

She's kind of like that bike.

You first got it, you loved it,

and yeah sure, if you saw it in your neighbor's yard,

it'd be super tempting to go over there

and steal it back, sure.

But I mean eventually, it'll destroy you, man.

Look, Mark.

There are other girls out there, better girls.

Girls that'll make Nicole seem like your first bike

compared to your first car.

- Are we comparing women to vehicles?

- Maybe a little.

- No, I guess I get what you mean,

and maybe I'll get there one day, it's just,

I dunno, right now it hurts.

It just hurts.

I feel gutted, man.

Feel like those fish.

- Look, I'm not saying it's not gonna hurt,

and I'm not saying it won't take time,

but it'll get better.

I got something for ya.

- What's this?

- Look, you want my advice?

Say goodbye to Nicole for good,

and give Peaches here a shout.

Tell you what, you can use my phone.

Call her right now if you want.

- I thought we had a strict

no phone policy here on this trip.

- I've got a pregnant wife at home.

Rules don't apply to me.

- Okay.

♪ I'm leaving my honey

♪ Leaving my girl

- Yeah, I just don't even know what I would say to Nicole.

- When you're ready, you'll know.

It'll be easy.

Anyway, dope Miller started dinner,

so I'd better go start cooking.

- Yeah, don't want marshmallows again.

♪ Be the lonely one 'cause I'm leavin' my honey ♪

♪ Leavin' my girl

♪ When I'm leavin' my honey

♪ Leavin' my girl

- Wow, that's actually starting to smell really good.

Okay.

When do you wanna get this fish frying?

- Soon, but not yet.

The fish'll be quick, but the beans are still a little firm.

- All right, I guess I'll grease the pan

and start battering them.

- Think I'm forgetting something.

Oh yeah, syrup.

- Oh, those are smellin' good, Benny!

- [Miller] Yeah.

Oh, there's even a little chard.

- Train, grab me a spoon.

- Here, here.

- Thanks bud.

Have to keep it stirred, keep an eye on 'em.

- Benny best be stirrin' up them beans!

- Ha. - Just stirrin' 'em up.

- Yeah Benny, I can't get finished with this fish fry

before I get them there beans ready Benny boy!

- You guys are idiots.

- [Train] Hey Benny, tell Mark here what you're doing.

Hey Mark, guess what Benny's doin'?

- Well, he ain't stirrin' up them there beans, is he?

- Woo! - Woo!

- He's the best dad gum card stunting

knock-kneed buck-toothed bean stirrer I know!

- How long have you been stirrin' up them there beans, son?

- Well, I don't know if I ever seen a bean stirrer

so good as this here Benny boy!

- He's plum tuckered out, been stirrin' them beans

longer than anyone I know.

Here's a beer, bud.

Can't stir up them beans if your bean stirrin' tank's empty!

- Thanks for the beer.

- Oh, you better best be stirrin' up them there beans

'cause I can't to get this here fish fry

before the beans are ready, Benny boy!

Huh Benny?

- Hey, Benny!

How long you been stirrin' those beans?

Are them beans almost ready?

Are they good for the eatin'?

Have you been stirrin' 'em long enough?

- [Miller] Benny, I got one question for you bud,

when can we start this here damn fish cookin', boy?

- Hey, Benny!

- Woo!

- Best be stirrin' up them beans!

Sun's goin' down.

We worked for the fire,

grub to get the wood,

and that there grub is old fashioned homemade corn stirred

corn liquor beans!

[all three whooping]

- Beans!

- [Train] Mm!

- These beans turned out nice.

- Really good, actually.

Top drawer, Benjamin, these beans.

Marcus, have you tried Benjamin's beans?

- Superlative!

Miller, have you tried the beans?

[Miller laughs]

[speaking foreign language]

- I say, old chap!

How were these prepared?

Did you stir these?

- Uh-oh, looks like Miller's gettin' toasted.

- No, it's just been a long day.

I had too much to eat.

- Well anyways, before you fall asleep.

- No, I'm not falling asleep,

and nobody's dragging me into the grass.

- Well have you all here, you know,

everyone's awake, we're not acting like a bunch of lunatics.

I got something I wanna share with you guys.

Steph is,

she's expecting.

- Oh! - My dude!

Come here, big boy.

- Bring it in, bud. - Good job!

- [Miller] Well done, attaboy.

- Gettin' it in!

It was, I have to tell you,

it was just the once though man, I'm sorry.

[all laughing]

- [Miller] Oh, that's great buddy, congratulations.

- [Train] Yeah man, I'm really happy for ya.

- Thanks boys.

- About time Benny had a kid.

He's been a dad since he was eight.

- Man, everything changes now, huh?

- I know, you're not gonna be able

to come up camping with us next year.

- Boys, you know things change

and sometimes something that's good

gets replaced with something that's better.

- Yeah, I'll drink to that.

- [Train] Yeah you will!

- Think there's a couple more beers around here someplace.

- Man, I needed this trip,

this island, this lake.

Needed you guys.

I mean you guys are always there for me.

- We're always here for you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nancy, stop.

You need to have a drink.

- Ah, let's have us a round!

- Yeah, Mark where's that guitar?

Get that goin'.

- Get a little rowdy!

- Woo!

- Stir up that guitar, eh Mark?

[all laughing]

- Have a drink, boys.

[upbeat guitar music]

[birds chirping]

[Train groans]

[Miller whimpers]

What'd you guys let me do last night?

Did I get into the rye?

[Miller groaning]

Did you guys put toast in my pants?

[both laughing]

I hate my friends.

[Miller groaning]

[urine trickling]

Oh, it's brisk outside, oh my gosh.

Oh why is there so many crumbs in my pants?

- Hey Miller, how's the weather out there,

a little crummy?

- [Miller] I'm so dirty.

[Benny laughs]

- Train, let's you and me get a fire goin' bud!

- You know what?

We should get out there.

They're starting a fire.

They'll burn down the whole island without us.

- Yeah.

[Mark groans]

- Okay.

I slept on a rock.

- [Benny] Put your shirt on.

[water splashing] [birds chirping]

[Mark sighs]

- [Miller] You want coffee?

- Oh yeah.

- Oh, Mama Benny's doin' work.

Train, breakfast is ready, bud.

Train!

Have you guys seen Train?

- Maybe he went swimming.

- Nope.

- [Benny] You haven't seen him?

- Maybe he's gone fishing?

- I dunno, both canoes are here,

and that's his fishing rod beside mine on the tree.

- Train, come get your breakfast, lad!

Come on!

All right, I'm gonna go see if I can find him.

- You know he's just trying

to get out of making breakfast, right?

- Yeah, I dunno, you'd think

he'd call back or something though.

- [Miller] Train!

- Nah.

- Maybe we should check to see

if he's hurt himself or something.

- He's fine.

- Train!

Train!

- [Benny] You didn't find him?

- No, I haven't seen him anywhere.

- When you were talking to him this morning,

where'd he say he was going?

- I wasn't talking to him.

- Yes you were, when we were in the tent.

- No I wasn't.

- You know, when you got out to take a piss.

- Well, I yelled to him

but I wasn't actually talking to him.

- He didn't say anything to you?

- I haven't seen him.

- You didn't see him at all?

- I haven't seen him since he got up this morning.

- Wait, so nobody's seen him since he left the tent?

- Okay, this is ridiculous.

He's obviously around here somewhere, he's just,

probably just hiding somewhere,

waiting to jump out and surprise us

'cause he's being a little weenie!

- The island isn't that big.

It's possible he went swimming without telling us.

Which is pretty stupid, but I wouldn't put it past him.

- Train!

- Okay, we gotta get out on the water

and go around the island,

make sure he hasn't dived off and hit his head or something.

- Guys, I'm getting freaked out here.

- Now just relax, Mill.

Here's what we're gonna do.

Mark and I will take the canoe, we'll do a lap.

I want you to search the island one more time,

and we'll meet in the middle, okay?

- Okay.

- Train, Train!

Train!

- Train!

- Train, Train!

Train, where the heck are you?

Come on, Train.

Oh I'm gonna kill him.

- Train!

- Hey, choo choo!

- [Miller] Nothin'?

- [Mark] No, I guess you didn't

see anything either, right?

- [Miller] So what do we do now?

- Let's just think about this.

He probably went for a swim,

oh he probably went to the neighbor's camp, down the lake.

Maybe they paddled by, and he jumped on in with them.

That sounds like something crazy that Train would do.

You know that's true.

- Yeah, I mean especially if there was a girl in the canoe.

- Yeah. - Or girls period.

- [Mark] That's right, yeah, yeah,

that sound exactly like what happened.

Train always knows exactly where the girls are.

[Miller chuckles]

- Yeah, maybe we should go check some other sites, though.

Miller, hop in.

- Can't believe he went without me.

- [Mark] He went without all of us.

- We're gonna kick his ass.

- Friggin' Train.

Probably brought the rye along with him, too.

Showin' up like hey, I'm Train!

It's time to party!

- Can't believe he went without me.

We always do this kind of stuff together.

He's worst the wingman ever.

[gentle guitar music]

Train!

- Train!

- [Benny] Train!

- [Mark] Train!

- Anything?

- Train!

We'll get some answers.

I'm sure they've seen him. - I hope so.

Last couple islands had nothing but trees and rocks on them.

- [Mark] Anybody here?

We're looking for our buddy, you seen him?

Hello.

- There's nobody here.

- I'll check inside the tent, maybe they're sleeping.

Hello?

Well, whoever they are, they're not here anymore.

It's weird, it's like they just walked away

and left all their stuff.

- Okay, something's wrong.

We've been here twice in two days

and twice, no one's around?

I mean ,look at all this stuff.

The coolers, the chairs,

they're all in the same spot.

It's like we were the last ones here.

- Yeah, it's creepy.

- Oh, that's piss warm.

- Seriously, you're drinking right now?

- I'm thirsty.

- Oh, and you think now is a good time?

- It's hot inside.

- Our friend is missing.

We have no idea where he is, or if he's okay,

and you think it's a great idea to get torn down.

Just brilliant, Mill.

- Who's getting torn down?

I wanted a drink and it was the first thing I found.

Relax, Benny.

- Don't tell me to relax!

- Okay okay, let's just take it down a thou.

Let's just try and think logically here.

- Look, we need to go back to town

and get search and rescue.

- We are not abandoning Train.

We can't just leave our friend here.

- Oh yeah, what's your idea Mill?

- Okay, we've checked literally all of the islands,

like he's gotta be on shore somewhere.

- Yeah, where?

What the hell do you wanna do, Miller?

Search the perimeter of the whole damn lake?

- I dunno, Benny, if it means finding Train,

that's obviously what we have to do.

- [Mark] Right, we should go see if he's at the place

where we got the firewood.

- I know, maybe he's at that campsite

that we found yesterday.

- Why the hell would he go there?

- Maybe he forgot something there.

Why do you have to argue

with every single suggestion that I make?

- Look, I'm just...

I have a bad feeling, okay?

- [Mark] Okay, look, we're letting our imaginations

get out of control.

There's obviously a logical explanation.

- We're wasting time.

We need to get back to town and get some real help.

Search and rescue, divers, I don't know.

- Divers?

What do you think he's at the bottom of the lake, Benny?

Why would you even say that?

- All right, let's just stay positive.

[birds chirping]

Okay, we'll cover more ground if we split up.

I'll go check out that high ridge over there,

get a better viewpoint.

Mill, you and Benny go to the place

where we got the firewood,

and we'll meet up at the old campsite.

- Yeah, okay, sounds good.

Come on, Benny.

- I have to go back to town.

- [Both] What?

- You guys stay and search.

- What the hell, man?

You're just gonna leave us here?

- Maybe I'm overreacting, maybe I'm not.

Either way, take this.

Now your phone's in the van.

Call me if you find him.

And if you don't, well we need more help anyway.

You guys can hike back along the shore,

and we'll meet at the boat launch in a couple hours.

- No, this is not what I meant

when I said that we should split up, Benny.

- We're out of options.

[insects chirping]

[somber fiddle music]

[Mark groans]

- Train!

[birds chirping]

Train!

Miller, come here!

Miller!

- [Miller] Yeah?

- No luck?

- No.

- Here, let's check the old camp.

Benny?

I thought you went to go get help.

- I did.

Gave Train my keys at the boat launch,

he never gave 'em back.

- Train!

- He's not here.

- Train!

- He's not here, nobody's here, it's useless.

- Okay, we're gonna get out of here.

Everything's gonna be okay.

- We can't even get ourselves out of here.

Damn it, Train!

- This is literally the last place we had to look.

- We're gonna find Train.

We're just gonna get out of here together.

We'll go, we'll take Miller's car, right Mill?

- Did you even look, Benny?

- You shut the hell up, Miller.

- Okay, Ben, don't take it out on Miller.

He's just, he's a bit upset, too.

- No, I'm tired of this crap.

Every time we hang out, it's like I'm babysitting

a bunch of punk ass teenagers.

- What the hell are you talking about?

- You guys act like such immature little jackasses.

You can't take anything seriously.

Train can't even be trusted with a set of keys,

and now we're stuck here.

- You know what, Benny?

Nobody asked you to babysit us

- I wouldn't have to if you guys didn't act

like a bunch of idiots!

- Guys!

- [Both] Shut up, Mark!

- Okay yeah, that's great, thank you, terrific.

- You think you're so smart, Benny?

You don't actually know shit.

- All right, that's enough!

All right?

- Screw you, Benny!

- Look, this is not helping us find Train.

Us turning on each other?

Come on, guys.

- Where are you, Train, you little bastard?

Bet ya he's hundreds of yards from here,

just having a laugh.

I'll kick his head in.

- That is not what's happening.

- Oh, I'm Train!

I'm gonna just scare everybody 'cause I'm a jackass.

- That's not funny, Benny, that's not funny.

- I get ya all stirred up, Benny?

Hey Mark, how's the girl problems?

I'm just gonna open that can of worms

and let Benny deal with it.

Hey Miller, you want a beer, bud?

Miller?

Miller! - Miller?

- Miller!

- No no no no no no!

- [Benny] Miller!

- What if we can't find your keys?

- There's no way he had both sets of keys.

I don't care if we have to walk 12 miles,

or hotwire a car, we're getting off this island.

- [Mark] Okay, I'll check the pack.

- [Benny] I'll check the tent.

- Ah, I don't understand why this is happening!

- Keep your head.

You're the only one who hasn't lost his mind today.

Even I was acting like an idiot.

Should've been more like you today.

- Like me?

Who would ever say that?

No, when the chips are down,

everyone wants to be like you, Benny.

No one comes to me for advice.

Everyone knows I can't even take care of myself,

let alone anyone else in a crisis.

Everyone knows Benny's the man.

Like in school, when we used to get beat up,

who was the one who always stopped the fight?

Benny.

Or at the end of high school,

when we couldn't figure out if we wanted to go back

for another year, or go off to college?

Who's the one who's already engaged

and got his life all figured out?

It's Benny.

You always know exactly what to do,

and exactly how to do it.

I mean, I know Mill and Train and I,

we always rip on ya about stuff,

but the truth is, we wish we had half of what you have

regarding how to be a man, or whatever.

We're just meandering through life aimlessly,

and you've got it all perfectly figured out.

Everyone wants to be like Benny.

No one wants to be like me.

I don't even wanna be like me.

Everyone wants to be like you.

No keys over here.

You having any luck back there, bud?

Benny?

Benny?

Benny?

Benny!

Benny!

Benny!

Benny!

[birds chirping]

12 miles, in the dark if I have to.

I'll be back with help boys, I promise.

[birds chirping]

[wind whistling]

Jesus.

[Mark grunting]

[gentle guitar music]

♪ What are you

♪ And what'd you do

♪ Where are your friends now

♪ You lost them

♪ And you left them

♪ Was something you said now

♪ I left it in our old place

♪ Movin' round the bend

♪ Though my disappointment shows ♪

♪ I'll leave it in the bottle

♪ That's where it ends

♪ And I'm not brokenhearted no

♪ 'Cause I've been broken once before ♪

♪ A memory of that time

♪ You only knew what it was you did ♪

♪ Would you change it

♪ Or replay it

♪ You acted like a kid with the stuff you had ♪

♪ I left it in our old place

♪ Movin' round the bend

♪ Though my disappointment shows ♪

♪ I leave it in the bottle

♪ That's where it ends

♪ And I'm not brokenhearted no

♪ 'Cause I've been broken once before ♪

♪ Call as you go

♪ You should know

♪ I wish you well

♪ Call as you go

♪ You should know

♪ I wish you well

♪ Well I left it in our old place ♪

♪ Movin' round the bend

♪ Though my disappointment shows ♪

♪ I'll leave it in the bottle

♪ That's where it ends

♪ And I'm not brokenhearted no

♪ I left it in our old place

♪ Movin' round the bend

♪ Though my disappointment shows ♪

♪ I'll leave it in the bottle

♪ That's where it ends

♪ I'm not brokenhearted no

♪ 'Cause I've been broken once before ♪