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THE PROCURER

If you're as (stupid ?) as you say, then why are you leaving?

Well, I'm not leaving, my darling, I'm being shipped away! It's what they call "promotion".

There's a favor I would ask of you.

No problem.

It's partly for me, but mostly for Jocelyne.

Relax, she knows about this. It's the reason we've had lunch together.

So you could get acquainted.

I'd like you to take care of her while I'm away.

You'll find she's a very nice girl.

Her problem is that she doesn't know anyone here.

She'd be lost without you.

If she needs anything at all, she can call me.

You don't understand. I'm asking you to take her home with you... as a lodger.

Robert, do I need to explain?

But... you know... my place is really small !

Oh, but she takes up very little space.

And what space she holds... she holds really, really well !

Isn't that true, my darling?

Her problem is that she really needs to be taking care of someone to be happy.

Come on, you don't really mean to say that...

... Jocelyne and I... while you're away?

Well, why not ? You'll enjoy the very special qualities of our friend here.

Oh, Greg, please!!

Okay, lucky guy, I'm leaving you with the tab. I guess it's worth it!

No, stay seated, I hate farewells.

But don't forget, I'm leaving Jocelyne in your care while I'm away...

...but I fully intend to have her back when I return, okay ?

- Understood. - Ciao.

Look around, Robert...

...and tell me which woman you'd like to have at your place tonight.

Just you, Jocelyne!

Of course, but... there, that one?

She is very beautiful.

What time would you like us to be at your home?

For dinner?

Oh, er, yes... for dinner. Dinner would be good.

Let's say at eight?

I just phoned our dear Countess.

She had a hard time explaining away her little escapade.

Especially given the state in which she returned!

Well, that's her problem! Was she satisfied, at least?

So much so, that she wants to see you... well, us, again.

Out of the question!

Once is fun, but twice? No. I'm counting on you in this, right?

As you know, part of my mission is to prevent them from "breaking your balls", as you say.

Do you think they're mother and daughter?

The only way to know for sure is to ask them.

Tell me, do you like them?

They are charming.

And you would want both, of course?

If they really are mother and daughter, I'm afraid it will be difficult.

Not a problem, my dear.

Say, at nine?

You are mad!

Yes, madly in love with you!

Go, leave me now.

Good evening, darling.

Will you tell me what's going on already?

Come in and I'll tell you everything.

What is this place anyway?

Have a little patience, my darling. I told you it was a surprise!

Come, follow me.

- This can't be true! - Yes it is!

Let me introduce you to Edith, and her daughter Emilie.

Good evening, Robert!

Welcome to our home, and apologies for having you come here.

We feel more comfortable here.

And besides, it's proper for the ladies to be the hosts.

So, nothing is impossible for you, sweetheart?

All three of us are here for your pleasure.

It's your favorite brand.

Correct.

You see, thanks to Jocelyne, we know everything about you.

You are at home here. You ask, and we shall do as you please.

They know everything about you. But you must also know of certain things...

...especially about Emilie.

Cheers to you, Emilie!

Emilie is a virgin.

Well... almost. She has never made love with a man.

I'm very happy that you will be the first one to take her, Robert.

And what does Emilie think of this?

Since it has to happen some time, I would like it to be with you.

If you agree, of course.

Emilie is young...

...but she is already a woman.

Look!

And her legs.

She knows a lot of things, and you can ask almost anything of her.

Unless you'd prefer that Edith show the way?

I've a feeling that wonderful things are going to happen in here.

What do you think, Edith?

Just ask, Robert. Just ask!

I would really like Robert to take me now.

Emilie is getting impatient, she would like you to take her now!

It would be best if we moved to the bedroom.

I want that one tonight, naked under her black raincoat.

With black stockings and garters?

Hi, beautiful. Doesn't work every time, does it?

Lost your touch, maybe?

Oh no I haven't. It still works !

Come in!

Let me introduce you to Robert.

And this is Nadine.

Good evening, Nadine.

Good evening.

Please come in.

Darling, it does still work, but there is a small problem.

Really? Is she menstruating, perhaps?

No sir, but I can't spend the entire night here.

She must return home fairly early.

She has a jealous husband?

Not yet.

Well, actually, I am getting married tomorrow morning. At ten.

Last evening as a bachelor? This calls for a party.

Nadine, believe us. Jocelyne and I are going to outdo ourselves!

Champagne!

And music!