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- Another great show today.
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Now, really big news,
everybody.
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- Oh, nasty.
- Who died in that cup?
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- If you're gonna drink
something that's gone bad,
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do it in the privacy
of your car like I do.
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- It's just mushroom tea.
Grow up, people.
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Anyway, as you know,
ads are down,
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and the network is on my butt
to get proactive
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about new revenue streams.
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Well, I'm about to get more
proactive than Kendall Jenner.
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[laughs]
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'Cause she's a spokesperson
for Proactiv.
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- Not your best.
- Oh.
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- Oh, I know her more
from her brave Pepsi protest.
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- Okay, the point is,
"Wake Up with Kenan"
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is adding a fourth hour.
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- Okay.
- Awesome.
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- That's 15 minutes
more commercials.
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- Okay, so let me
just be clear--
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that's another hour of work?
- Another hour of fun.
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So, we're gonna start small
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with Keenan
doing just solo interviews.
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- I'm so happy
for you, Kenan.
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- Thank you.
- Isn't this great?
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- Sure, yeah.
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I mean, I guess
the girls have school anyway,
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and I could
just cancel some haircuts
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and move some
doctors' appointments around
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and just stop
exercising entirely.
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- When did you start?
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[all chuckle]
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- Pam, you better stop.
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You know I hit
that gym pretty hard.
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- Really?
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'Cause when you walk
up the stairs,
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you wheeze out on step three.
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- I told you.
It's not a wheeze.
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I was howling from excitement
of getting to the top.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- So actually, Kenan,
since the network
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already has
their hit hour after us--
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"Morning Bubbles"--
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we're going to start
our fourth hour at 4:00.
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- 4:00?
- Yeah.
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- In the ante meridiem?
- Yes.
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It's a totally untapped market.
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Come on, y'all,
this is gonna be huge.
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You feel it, Kenan?
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Do you smell
what the Mika is cooking?
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- [chuckles]
Uh...
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[cheers and applause]
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Yeah, sure.
I definitely--I smell it.
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I smell something,
unless it's still that tea.
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- Actually, this time,
that's on me.
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- Okay,
meeting adjourned.
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- Wow, ugh.
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[funky upbeat music]
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♪
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- 4:00 a.m.?
That's damn near yesterday.
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How you gonna pull this off?
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- I guess by waking up
an hour earlier?
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- Oh, really?
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Because you get real punchy
if you don't get your winks,
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just start saying
what's ever on top
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of your head like a auntie.
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Remember when you played
that all-night
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celebrity basketball tournament?
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You told Charles Barkley
you love guarding him
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because his skin is so soft.
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- Well, hey, just because
I shouldn't say it
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don't mean it's not true.
But I mean, come on.
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I can't go to bed earlier
and miss time with the girls.
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They need me right now,
and so does Mika,
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so what was I supposed
to say, no?
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- Hell no, you never say no,
which is a problem,
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but right now,
your bigger problem is Tami.
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You better watch
the throne, king.
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- What?
Man, Tami's not coming for me.
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- Okay, and this one
is for your tummy.
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- If she's not coming for you,
then why is she giving
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the whole crew muffins,
which highlights the point
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that you don't give nobody
no damn muffins.
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- I'm Kenan.
I don't bring muffins.
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I slap the muffin
out your hands
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and then everybody laughs.
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- [chuckles]
Yeah.
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If she gets an hour to herself
on this show, it's a wrap.
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Look man, as your bro-ager--
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- We have talked
about bro-ager.
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- Come on, man.
I want a special name.
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Moms get mom-ager,
and you won't call me mom-ager.
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- Because you are
childless and a man.
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- Then call me a man-ager.
Damn it.
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Look, the point is
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Tami's coming
for your spot, all right?
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She's been pitching
segment ideas
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and going four quadrant
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on her styling
and now the damn muffins?
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- Stop distracting me
with your made-up problems.
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All right?
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The real problem is I gotta
get up in the middle of night
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when the garbage men
rule the streets.
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- We have designated
that as their time.
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- But I can
totally do this.
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I mean, not letting people down
is what I do.
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I got this.
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- And I got
the Tami thing.
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- No, there is
no Tami thing.
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- On it.
- Get back here!
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- Already gone.
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- Now I'm not
a traditional autumn,
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yet I notice you put on a lot
of orange and green on my face.
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- Mm-hmm, yeah, I do.
- Okay, well, I--
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- Oh, hey, Tami.
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Hey, just want to check in,
you know?
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See how your family is
and where you see yourself
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five years
from now professionally.
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- Oh, thanks.
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I guess I don't think
that far ahead.
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What shoes am I
going to wear tomorrow?
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That's where I'm at.
- Uh-huh.
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Muffin?
[chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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- Delicious.
- Mm.
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[upbeat music]
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- Daddy, why are you
making dinner so early?
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- Because low and slow
is the key
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to the perfect meatball,
all right?
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Action Bronson said cooking
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is all about
controlling every variable.
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- He's scary.
- Ooh, Lordy, man.
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I heard you have to be
at work at 4:00 a.m.
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Prepare yourself for a lot of
weird eye-contact
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at stop lights.
- Wait, is that true?
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- Well, yeah, baby.
It is.
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I mean, they added
an extra hour
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to Daddy's show,
but don't worry.
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Nothing's going
to change for you.
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I'm just going to get up
a bit earlier.
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- Yikes.
- Uh-oh.
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[chuckling]
- What?
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- You're not really good
at no sleep, champ.
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Remember when the girls
were up sick for three nights
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and you wrote that op-ed
in the "Chronicle"
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raving about Charles Barkley's
velvety skin?
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- Well, the man has knees
that are soft as peaches.
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- Why don't you just
go to bed earlier?
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- And miss night-night?
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No, I haven't missed
a single bedtime since--
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Look, I can do it all,
all right? Don't worry.
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- Can't Papa Rick
just do bedtime?
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It'll be fun.
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- Yes, please,
please, please, please.
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- Please.
- Please, please, please!
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- Okay, all right, all right.
If that's what you really want.
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- Yes.
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- And if he doesn't mind
taking time away from--
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what exactly
is your day-to-day, Rick?
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- Nothing much.
I'm in.
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- Yay!
- Whee!
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Okay, this is gonna be
the best night ever.
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- Let's lay out our pajamas
for tonight.
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- Hey, man, thank you.
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I'm trying to get better
about accepting help,
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so you sure you don't mind?
- Heck no.
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I missed most
of Cori's bedtimes,
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and her daytimes,
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but now I get to be
with my granddaughters
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and make up
for all of the mistakes I made
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with my daughter
five minutes at a time.
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- Touching, but their bedtime
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is a little longer
than five minutes.
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They added a few things
this year,
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so now it's two songs
and three stories apiece,
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and then we do a mind meld
where I think of a number
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and we put our heads together
and whichever one guesses
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is closest to that number,
I love the most.
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It's always a tie.
In and out, 45 minutes tops.
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- Hm.
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You want to know
your problem?
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- Oh, no, thank you.
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- You're a pushover.
Every couple's got one.
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And it's balanced out
by the tough one,
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so with Cori gone,
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you got no shot
at saying no.
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- I'm no pushover.
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Technically,
she was the bad cop,
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and I was
the very well-liked cop.
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- You know how my dad
got us to sleep?
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Held us down.
That's it.
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Just held us down
until we stopped squirming.
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- That's maybe assault.
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- No, the squirming is good.
It tires you out.
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We slept like angels.
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- Well, angels
are technically dead so...
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- You're not just
a pushover with the girls.
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You can't say no to anybody
without Cori in your corner.
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That's why your brother
manages your career,
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why Mika's got you up
at 4:00 a.m. in butt crack,
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and I've got my fingers
all up your meatball pan.
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- Okay, I might be
a bit of a people pleaser,
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but it doesn't mean I can't
be tough when I need to be.
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So I would like for you
to put girls down my way or--
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please just put 'em down
my way, please.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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- You're the boss.
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- But, Rick, those meatballs
are supposed to simmer
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for 90 minutes.
They are essentially raw.
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- I've been to France.
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♪
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- [screams]
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[all scream]
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- We were wrong.
- You have to do bedtime.
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- I let 'em watch "It".
It's about a clown.
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- "And so
he married the princess
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"because she was so sensitive,
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she could feel
a pea under her bed."
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Huh?
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- Wait.
Don't forget the hallway song.
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- Right, hallway song
coming up.
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♪ Hallway
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♪ I'm singing in my hallway
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♪ I'm singing in --
Thanks a lot, Rick.
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If you would have just
done what I asked you,
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I would be sleeping right now.
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♪ It's my little,
small way of trying ♪--
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- No, no, I did everything
you asked me to do,
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and they just kept
adding more stuff.
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Finally, I told them
if you want to stay up,
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then you gotta do
what I want to do,
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and I wanted to watch "It."
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- You suddenly wanted
to watch "It"--
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a horror movie
from four years ago?
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- It was in my queue.
I'm a little behind.
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- Daddy,
is everything okay?
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That's not a scary clown is it?
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- No, babies,
it's just a regular clown.
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- A clown?
- A clown?
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Oh, it's just Papa Rick,
hilarious.
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Is he's gonna do
the hallway song too?
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- [clears throat]
No.
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- Yes, he is.
Of course he is.
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♪ I'm up here,
you can be down here ♪
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- Just count it off
there, Wichita.
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- All right.
One, two, three, four.
246
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[singing together]
♪ Hallway
247
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♪ I'm singing
in the hallway ♪
248
00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,429
♪ I'm singing in my hallway
- Nice.
249
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,866
♪ I could have been
in the bed ♪
250
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,302
- ♪ In the hallway
251
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:43,131
♪ I'm saying good night
to the ladies ♪
252
00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:46,221
♪ I'm sayin'
good night to the ladies ♪
253
00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,614
[alarm beeps]
254
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:51,835
- Oh, oh.
255
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,229
[upbeat music]
256
00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,318
- Yo, bro, you're not
going to believe what I just--
257
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,668
- [groans]
- Are you tired?
258
00:08:58,712 --> 00:08:59,843
- You're not?
259
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,628
- No, man,
I'm high as hell
260
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:04,631
on the adrenaline of this
Tami scandal--and drugs.
261
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,503
Anyway, check out
this blind item right here.
262
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,548
[chuckles]
263
00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,767
- "What blond
bozo morning host
264
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:14,205
"who's responsible
for most of WDPAs makeup budget
265
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,164
"is juggling
a secret, bitter divorce
266
00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,731
"and custody battle
267
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,429
"while gunning to have
their cute and lovable cohost
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00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:22,474
kicked to the curb?"
Man, this could be anyone.
269
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:24,128
- So you not cute
and lovable, fam?
270
00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,347
- We both know
that I am.
271
00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,609
- All right, then,
so you got to get ready.
272
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,480
I got you a red cap.
It's a cappuccino.
273
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,656
- Nice.
274
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,179
- With three Red Bulls in it.
Drink up.
275
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,050
Stay ready so you don't
gotta get ready, a'ight?
276
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,922
Now, whose house is this?
- It's my house.
277
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,924
- Okay, what time is it?
- Game time.
278
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,534
- Let's protect this house!
279
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,492
- All right, 4:00 a.m. hour.
How we feeling?
280
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,103
- Jacked!
Let's get it.
281
00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:44,409
- Oh, wow, great.
I love the enthusiasm.
282
00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,629
- Hey, we should add
a fifth hour to the show.
283
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,631
What would the network think
about those revenue streams?
284
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,806
[laughs]
- Oh.
285
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,678
- Anybody ever gone
24 hours straight?
286
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:54,245
- Uh, so let's just nail
the fourth hour first,
287
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,030
and then sky's
the limit, right?
288
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,248
- Okay.
You got it, boss.
289
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,207
- Okay.
- You know, you are so great.
290
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,556
We should probably, like,
go on a road trip
291
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,079
or something like that.
Wouldn't that be cool?
292
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,516
- Oh, uh-huh.
293
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,301
All right, so first up
is local councilman
294
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,086
Dustin Berniff
here to discuss zoning policy.
295
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,653
I know,
not the most riveting guest,
296
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,263
but we'll get better ones
once we're a hit,
297
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,700
so it's on you
to keep the energy up, okay?
298
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,137
- Pfft, you just try
to stop me.
299
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,052
I feel like I'm the king of--
300
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,662
- That's the world of
neighborhood council meetings.
301
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,663
[chuckles]
302
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,143
I mean, the zoning board
is locked
303
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,145
in a real power struggle
this year with the selectmen,
304
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,103
so that's something
we gotta look out for.
305
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,757
You know,
it's really something else.
306
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,542
One fun thing,
there's been a ruling
307
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,719
on a new roundabout
in Briarcliff.
308
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,896
Close your eyes
and picture zero congestion
309
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,767
on the 85 on-ramp.
310
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,727
Seriously, close your eyes.
311
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,424
- Oh, I don't think
I should do that.
312
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,991
- I find it much
easier to imagine
313
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,210
if you actually
close your eyes.
314
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,953
- Well, I'm not gonna,
so just move on.
315
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,390
- Mika, Mik the freak,
316
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:56,046
Mik Mill, the Mik shall inherit
this high five.
317
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,047
- We are
not nickname close, Gary.
318
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,875
Please, don't.
- Okay, cool.
319
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,181
Question.
320
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,574
Does Tami strike you
as out for herself?
321
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:03,837
You know,
like a lone wolf type?
322
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,099
- Okay, I am very busy, Gary.
323
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,491
I don't have time to go through
324
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,884
what kind of wolves
everyone is with you again.
325
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,756
- Oh.
- Can you see it?
326
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:13,585
An uncongested on-ramp to 85.
Isn't that glorious?
327
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,241
All right,
open your eyes, Keenan.
328
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,983
- [snoring]
- Kenan?
329
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,203
- Psst, Kenan!
- [snoring]
330
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,334
I overwhelmed him.
331
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,469
[upbeat music]
332
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,123
[knocks]
- Kenan.
333
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,387
That was--well, we can edit out
your night terrors.
334
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,563
- Well, at least
I didn't have night pleasures.
335
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,434
I'm sorry, Mika.
I let you down.
336
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,741
You know how much I hate
letting anybody down.
337
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,351
- No, I'm sorry.
338
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,005
I know how much
you have on your plate,
339
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:45,748
so if adding a fourth hour
is too much, just say the word.
340
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,707
'Cause I can just
have Tami do it.
341
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,925
- Tami?
342
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,448
- Yeah, she's been
asking to do a lot more.
343
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,623
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,408
- Uh, no, no, no.
345
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,366
Yeah, I think I just got off
to a bumpy start.
346
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,628
I can figure this out.
347
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:57,760
I just need to circumvent
the human body's
348
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,935
most essential requirement.
349
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,155
- Oh, you need a sleep hack.
350
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,634
I've been using
a great one for years,
351
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,114
and it has quadrupled
my productivity.
352
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,290
It's called micro-mapping.
- Please mean long naps.
353
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,336
Please mean long naps.
- It's very short naps.
354
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,641
- Yep.
355
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,947
- If you time
your REM cycle right,
356
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,427
a series of five-minute naps
throughout the day
357
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,125
can be just as refreshing
as eight hours of sleep.
358
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,300
- For real?
359
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,824
- Yeah, my uncle
who's a physicist did it
360
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,260
so that he could work all day
361
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,262
and still have enough energy
for a second family.
362
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,307
- I'm listening.
363
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,656
[Jimmy Cliff's "You Can
Get It If You Really Want"]
364
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,919
[alarm beeps]
365
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,095
[rocksteady music]
366
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,880
- ♪ You can get it
if you really want ♪
367
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,665
- Daddy!
- Hey!
368
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,320
- Yeah!
- Mmm, I missed you!
369
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,367
"And they all lived
happily ever after."
370
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,325
Mind meld!
Come on.
371
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,326
What you got?
372
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,501
- 7.
- 12.
373
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,807
- Oh, it's a tie.
I love you both.
374
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:45,808
Good night, night.
375
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:46,809
- Good night.
- Good night.
376
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:47,854
- Daddy has got this.
377
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:54,251
♪
378
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:57,298
- ♪ Rome was not
built in a day ♪
379
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,082
- Ah, my eyes!
What are you doing?
380
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,431
- Tami's allergic to
sandalwood.
381
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,738
- Give me this.
Get out of my office, boy!
382
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,654
- ♪ Mind set on a dream
383
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,264
- Wake up, man.
384
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,136
- ♪ You can get it
though hard it may seem now ♪
385
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,921
- Hey, man, what is this?
- You said you wanted LeBron.
386
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,662
- But I meant
with the hair unit in.
387
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,316
- My bad, dog.
I'll go get it.
388
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,621
♪
389
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,102
- You know
this is unsustainable, right?
390
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,930
At least tell the girls
you can't make their cucumbers
391
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,063
into flowers anymore.
392
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,848
You gotta say no to something,
or you're going to crack.
393
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,458
- Actually,
it's going great, okay?
394
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,069
And I think I'm done
taking advice from the guy
395
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,244
that scared my girls so bad
396
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,681
they want to get
an A-C-A-B tattoo.
397
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,902
You know what that stands for?
All Clowns Are Bastards.
398
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,556
- Try it with me.
399
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:43,474
No, no.
- No, thank you.
400
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,215
It's my naptime.
401
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,738
Relax, man,
everything is under control.
402
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,044
[dramatic music]
403
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,741
Have a great day
at school, sweetie.
404
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:50,742
Love you, bye.
405
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,919
♪
406
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,399
And as always, I don't care
if you slept at all.
407
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:56,618
As long as you--
408
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,532
[crowd shouting]
Wake up with Kenan
409
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,142
at 4:00!
410
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,710
- All right, all right,
this is handsome bunch.
411
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,408
Oh, sir, did you bring
your sex doll with you?
412
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,802
Dope.
413
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,805
Okay, our guest today is...
414
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,807
Councilman Dustin Berniff.
Again?
415
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,895
- [mouthing words]
- Kenan.
416
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,462
I've got some big updates
417
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,420
on the roundabout.
- Oh, I bet you do.
418
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,813
- Yes, all right.
419
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,467
Well, the story starts
in 1974.
420
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,555
- Sure.
421
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,904
"And so the fairy
422
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,080
cursed Sleeping Beauty
to sleep for 100 years."
423
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,126
Sound like the best curse ever.
424
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,912
"Until the Prince arrived
to try to awaken
425
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,088
Sleeping Beauty
out of her slumber."
426
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,090
- Princesses are dumb.
- What?
427
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,962
when did this happen?
- Recess.
428
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,268
Princesses are out.
Empowerment is in.
429
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,445
Will you sing us
a song about that please?
430
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,447
- Okay, uh...
431
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,797
♪ Title IX
432
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,321
♪ You are so fine
433
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,801
♪ Famous for your place
in athletics ♪
434
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,107
[together]
Yeah, no.
435
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,109
- You can make up
for it with the hallway song.
436
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,939
And tomorrow,
I'm thinking puppet show.
437
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,767
- Can't wait.
All right, into bed.
438
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,073
Good night.
- Good night, Dad.
439
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,074
- I love you.
- I love you.
440
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,510
- I love you too.
441
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:06,775
[dreamy music]
442
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,472
- Kenan.
- Kenan.
443
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,344
♪
444
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,562
- Kenan.
- Kenan.
445
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,563
♪
446
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:13,782
- Kenan.
- Kenan.
447
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:14,783
♪
448
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:15,958
- Kenan.
- Kenan.
449
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,177
- Kenan.
- Kenan!
450
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,138
- What's up?
- The sun, silly.
451
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,966
Okay, now, if you
are done daydreaming,
452
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,534
are you ready to try
some of Chef Dadiani's
453
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,884
authentic Georgian food?
454
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,146
[applause]
455
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,843
- Yeah, yes, of course.
456
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,149
But I gotta warn you
there, chef,
457
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,064
just because I grew up here
all my life,
458
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,240
I don't just get down
with any old Georgian food.
459
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,677
- To clarify,
when I say Georgian,
460
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,983
I don't mean Atlanta.
461
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,767
I mean
the Eastern European country,
462
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,726
Georgia.
- Is that a real place?
463
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,902
- [mouthing] Yes.
- Okay.
464
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,864
Mmm, now that's soup
with some chew to it.
465
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,388
- Is that right?
Here, let me taste.
466
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,564
That tastes bad.
467
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,305
Oh, I'm sorry,
what I meant to say
468
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,829
was that soup
tastes real damn bad.
469
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,179
I mean you're probably
a better human than a chef.
470
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,920
Okay, I'll stop talking.
- Good idea.
471
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,574
- But that's what they want.
472
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,532
They want me to be quiet so
they can silence the Black man!
473
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,186
- Oh, okay.
- And Charles Barkley,
474
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,493
how do you your skin so soft?
475
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:16,018
- BRB, y'all!
You okay, dude?
476
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,020
- It is my mother's recipe.
477
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,456
- "Wake Up with Kenan"
will return.
478
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,545
- I knew he'd crack.
- Ugh.
479
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:25,158
- Pay up, losers.
Thank you very much.
480
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,250
- So, we're going
to go with a clip show
481
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,686
the rest of the way.
- I know, I'm so sorry.
482
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,601
Sometimes I just get
too overtired to lie.
483
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,472
Your perfume smells
like a palm reader's van.
484
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,344
I'm sorry.
It's more like Lilith Fair.
485
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,911
[gasps] Zipping it up.
I can't stop.
486
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,523
- Yeah, mm-hmm, I'll take
half of everything you have.
487
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:45,047
You know I will.
I'll take the kids too.
488
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,703
- Huh, a bitter divorce
and custody battle.
489
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,184
Tami, you blond snake.
490
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:54,100
[dramatic music]
491
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,058
- Darren, you are the reason
why they think
492
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,060
that men can't buy pants
by themselves, all right?
493
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,584
Your pants
aren't fitting right, Darren.
494
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,673
Help me.
- Yeah, you gotta calm down.
495
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,632
Did you try my micro-naps?
- They didn't work.
496
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,721
I mean, when I could
even get through one
497
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,811
between the girls and Rick
and Gary and the show.
498
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,074
- Oh, yeah, I don't really have
a personal life right now.
499
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,293
That's why I sleep so well.
500
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,555
[together]
Daddy!
501
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,471
- Hey, oh,
what are you doing here?
502
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,864
Why are you not in school?
- Yeah, sorry.
503
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,779
They needed help with
their homework before school,
504
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,652
and it turns out
I can't do the voices.
505
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,045
- Well, I mean,
they're my children.
506
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,742
They like when I do voices
with their homework.
507
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,787
- You know,
you look like hell.
508
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,921
You sure you don't want to
just tell them to suck it up?
509
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,749
- "Skier one"--
let's just call her Denise--
510
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,925
"is going downhill
at 50 miles per hour
511
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,319
"and she is like
oh, I didn't expect
512
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,060
my anniversary to go this way."
513
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,539
- Tami is definitely
out to get you.
514
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,497
- What?
- What?
515
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,846
No, I'm not.
516
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,630
- Oh, yeah, who does
this sound like to y'all?
517
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,371
"Blond bozo morning host
518
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,287
"who's responsible for most
of WDPA's makeup budget
519
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,811
"is juggling a bitter divorce
and custody battle
520
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,857
"while gunning
to kick their lovable
521
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,642
and cute cohost of the curb."
- That is so not me.
522
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,079
- Well, then why did I
hear you say
523
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,211
I'll take half of everything
you have and the kids?
524
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,126
- Because I was talking
to my neighbor
525
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,432
about borrowing flour
526
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,781
when I pick up their kids
for a sleepover.
527
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,827
Flour to make more muffins
for the crew.
528
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,613
Why would I betray Kenan?
He's been a mentor to me
529
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,571
ever since he plucked me
out of journalism school.
530
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,312
- Well, I don't know
if I'd call starting
531
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,184
an ASMR YouTube channel
after getting kicked off
532
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,490
of "Who Wants to Marry a
Millionaire" journalism school,
533
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,623
but we have developed
a nice thing.
534
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,798
- Thank you.
535
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:24,973
- Plus,
makeup, juggling, bozo?
536
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,975
That's clearly
about "Morning Bubbles."
537
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,237
[children scream]
538
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,804
- Oh, babies, it's okay.
It's just a poster.
539
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,371
- Oh, now
that makes more sense.
540
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,720
- Yeah, obviously Bubbles.
541
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,461
- I didn't even think
of the damn clown.
542
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,810
- Oh, huh, oh?
543
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,073
Pam told me we had
some kids on set today.
544
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,422
[both scream]
545
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,902
- Get out of here,
you crazy clown!
546
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,470
Why would you come
for the children?
547
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688
- My bad.
Sorry.
548
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,169
- Okay, you know what?
That's it.
549
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:50,477
I am going to start
saying no to everybody,
550
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,132
and I can finally do it because
I'm too tired to be nice.
551
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,743
I got to stop being
so polite and start--
552
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,223
- Getting real?
553
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,876
- Don't tell me
the "Real World" tagline.
554
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,661
Let me remember it on my own.
- My bad.
555
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,662
- What's the "Real World"?
556
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,490
- It's a movie
for old people.
557
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,795
- It was groundbreaking.
558
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,014
- Look, Mika,
I can't do 4:00 a.m.
559
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,755
I'm sorry.
I just can't.
560
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,539
My work-life balance
561
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,367
is delicate at best,
and another hour
562
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,803
is just going to wreck
my time with the girls,
563
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,588
which is gonna require
564
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,851
some major tweaking,
by the way.
565
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,680
- So no more
bedtime routines?
566
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,116
- Of course not, baby.
567
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,117
You know I'll do
anything for you.
568
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,901
You're so perfect.
- [coughs]
569
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,513
[whispers] Come on,
you already said no once.
570
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,037
- Okay, but it does mean
571
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,734
it's going to have
to be shorter.
572
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,867
Look, I always prided myself
on being that guy
573
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,651
that everybody could depend on,
574
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:38,089
but there's a fine line between
people pleaser and pushover.
575
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,135
- Excuse me?
Did you say pushover?
576
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,876
- Yeah, I don't think
the gloating helps.
577
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,051
- Sorry.
578
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313
- But the people pleaser
in me did kind of
579
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,749
kick into overdrive this year.
580
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,969
I was trying to take care
of everybody twice as hard
581
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,754
because we lost
a hall of famer
582
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,714
taker care-er of-er?
583
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:54,932
- He's sleepy.
584
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,238
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
585
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,631
- And if we're all
being brutally honest,
586
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,589
me and Bird kind of
took advantage of you
587
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,896
just a tad because, I mean,
588
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,246
what kid likes going to bed?
- Facts.
589
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,727
- We're really sorry.
You do you, Daddy.
590
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,207
- And if I'm being honest,
591
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,339
I lean on you way too much
for the show, Kenan.
592
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,776
You're just so good.
I mean, not this week,
593
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,778
but that's proof
that I need to ease up.
594
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,216
And sorry about dangling Tami
in front of you
595
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,653
to keep you going.
I also did that.
596
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,263
Look, the girls
are right, Kenan.
597
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,613
Do you. You deserve it.
- Thank you.
598
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,572
Now, if you excuse me,
599
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,095
I'm about to go paint
my windows black
600
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,444
and sleep for four days.
Come on, Rick.
601
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,619
You're driving.
602
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,273
- Come on, Gary,
you're driving.
603
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,275
- I'ma go do me too.
604
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,755
- Okay--hey, so, um,
605
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,018
if that fourth hour
really is up for grabs,
606
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,020
I'd love to throw
me old hat in the--
607
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,196
- I knew it.
I knew it.
608
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,719
- Okay, guys, chill out,
all right?
609
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,286
We're pulling the plug.
610
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,027
Research showed that there's
way fewer people
611
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,072
watching than we thought, so...
612
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,335
- All right.
613
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:52,294
[dramatic music]
614
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,645
- Did you just flinch, Gary?
- I was dancing.
615
00:20:56,298 --> 00:21:00,084
- ♪ And that's why
Stacy Abrams is so dope ♪
616
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,434
All right?
617
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,306
That ends our abridged
bedtime routine, right?
618
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,961
- Wait, aren't you forgetting
something, Papa Rick?
619
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,789
- You go to sleep.
- [laughs]
620
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,660
- No!
[laughs]
621
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,967
- You stay down.
- Go to bed.
622
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,322
[upbeat music]
623
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,194
- You the man, Rick.
624
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,240
Man, what am I gonna do
with all this time?
625
00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:29,840
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