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Mm, mm, mm.
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This cake is amazing. Mm.
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My God, get a room.
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Mm.
I would get a room with this cake.
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I think I could show
this cake a good time.
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If you had to, what would
you give up, food or sex?
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Sex.
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Seriously, answer faster.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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No, when she said "sex," I wasn't
thinking about sex with you, heh.
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It's like a giant hug.
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Ross, how about you?
Which would you give up, sex or food?
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- Food.
- Okay, how about, um, sex or dinosaurs?
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Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
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Oh, God.
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What about you, Joe?
What would you give up, sex or food?
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Uh... Ooh... Uh...
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I don't know, it's too hard.
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No, you gotta pick one.
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Uh, food. No, sex.
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Food. Sex. Food. Sex...
I don't know. Oh, God, I want both.
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I want... I want girls on bread.
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- You gotta see these pictures of Emma.
- Oh, how cute.
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- Oh, she looks just like a little doll.
- Oh, no, that is a doll.
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Oh, thank God,
because that thing's really creepy.
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Yeah.
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Look, there's Chandler.
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Oh, who's the blond? She's pretty.
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He's having an affair.
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He is not having an affair.
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I'm always right about these things.
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No, you're not. Last week,
you thought Ross was trying to kill you.
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Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe
that anyone would tell a story that dull...
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...just to tell it.
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There's something going on with them.
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Look. He's getting into the car with her.
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Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
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Oh, yeah? Well, let's see.
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Huh?
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- Okay, duck down.
- Oh.
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- Hello?
- Oh, hi. It's Phoebe.
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Um, I know that Monica
is working today...
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...so I was wondering if you wanted to
come to the movies with me and Rachel.
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Oh, uh, I have to work too.
Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.
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Uh, well, it's a shame
that you'll miss the movie...
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...because we were gonna see,
you know, either, um, Liar Liar or, um...
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...Betrayal or An Affair to Remember.
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Those are all really old.
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Okay, then maybe it'll be, um...
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Dude, Where's My Car?
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- What?
- They're in a car.
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Okay. Well, talk to you later,
okay? Bye.
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Jeez.
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Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab
and follow them.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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Let me just grab my night-vision goggles
and my stun gun. Heh.
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I got them.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hi, sweetie.
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Hey, you smell like
perfume and cigarettes.
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- I was in the car with Nancy.
- Nancy doesn't smoke.
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Well, at least the perfume's not mine.
Be thankful for that.
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So... What did you think
of the house?
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It's everything we've been looking for.
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Isn't it? And what about
the amazing wainscoting...
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...the crown molding
and the dormer windows in the attic?
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And the wiggle woms
and the zip zorps.
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What were the things you said?
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- Don't you love the huge yard?
- The fireplace in the bedroom.
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And Nancy said it's really underpriced...
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...because the guy lost his job
and has to move in with his parents!
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This is bringing out
a lovely color in you.
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So do you think we should get it?
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I don't know. What do you think?
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- I think we should.
- I do too.
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- This is huge.
- I know.
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How bad
do you wanna smoke now?
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I don't know what you mean,
giant, talking cigarette.
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Phoebe called as I was getting
into Nancy's car.
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If she asks you, I was at work all day.
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Got you. When do we tell them?
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We don't. Not until it's 100 percent.
Why upset everybody over nothing?
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Okay. Right.
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- Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard.
- I know. Good luck with it.
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I just can't see Chandler cheating.
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I'm telling you guys, we followed
them out to a house in Westchester.
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They went in for 45 minutes, and then
they came out looking pretty happy.
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- Chandler?
Mm-hm.
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Forty-five minutes?
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Well, something's not right.
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I can't believe he'd do this to Monica.
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I know, and with the baby coming?
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- So should we tell her?
- I don't know.
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If one of us saw Mike with another
woman, would you want us to tell you?
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Why? Who'd you see him with?
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- No one. I'm just saying if we did...
- Tell me what you know!
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No one. Nothing. Mike's a great guy.
It was hypothetical.
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All right. He is a good guy.
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You're right. He wouldn't cheat.
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If I did see him with someone,
there's no way I...
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Who did you see him with?
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Oh, look at her. So happy.
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If only there were a smaller one
to clean this one.
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Hey, is, uh... Is Chandler here?
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No, he's picking up dinner.
Why, what's up?
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Well...
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Look, whatever happens,
we're here for you and we love you.
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- All right.
- Chandler might be having an affair.
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- What?
- Phoebe and I saw Chandler...
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...with a blond woman today
outside on the street.
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And then we followed them
to a house in Westchester.
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They went in together. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful.
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What did you think of the house?
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What?
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Monica, you understand
what we're saying, right?
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Yeah. Sure. I mean,
I'm devastated, obviously.
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Did you think the neighborhood
was homey?
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- Hey.
- You son of a bitch.
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Is it me, or have the greetings
gone downhill around here?
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Phoebe and Rachel
saw you with Nancy today.
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And, um,
they think you're having an affair.
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- Who's Nancy?
- What's going on?
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Uh...
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Okay, uh...
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All right, you better sit down.
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- This is... This is pretty big.
- Yeah.
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I'm not having an affair.
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Nancy is our realtor.
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I knew he couldn't be with a woman
for 45 minutes.
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Why do you have a realtor?
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Um, she's been showing us houses
outside of the city.
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- What?
- Are you serious?
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When we found out
that we were gonna get this baby...
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...Chandler and I decided
we didn't wanna raise a kid in the city.
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So you're... So you're gonna move?
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Oh, my God.
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Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?
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What is wrong with raising a kid
in the city?
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I'm doing it. Ross is doing it.
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Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it.
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And that's great for you guys,
but we want a lawn and a swing set.
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A street where our kids
can ride their bikes...
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...and maybe an ice-cream truck
can go by.
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So you wanna buy a house
in the '50s.
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Have you thought about
what you're giving up?
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You can't move out of the city.
What if...?
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What if you want Chinese food
at 5 a. M?
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Or a fake Rolex that breaks
as soon as it rains?
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Or an Asian hooker
sent right to your door?
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You know what? If you want to look
for a house, that's okay.
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No. No, it's not. Don't listen to him.
I'm gonna thump you.
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It's okay, because they have
to get it out of their system.
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Okay? But you're gonna realize
this is the only place you wanna be.
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Actually...
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...we already found a house we love.
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- What?
- About an hour ago, we made an offer.
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Bet you wish I was
having an affair now, huh?
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- You put an offer on a house?
- It's so sweet.
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It really is. It has this big yard
that leads down to this stream.
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And then there's these old maple trees.
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Oh, again with the nature.
What are you, beavers?
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Look, I know this is really hard,
and we're really sorry.
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Is this because I come over here
without knocking and eat your food?
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Because I can stop doing that.
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I really, really think I can.
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You know that's not the reason, Joe.
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I think if you saw it, you'd understand.
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You guys were there.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
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- Yeah, it is.
- What the hell are you doing?
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Well, it is, all right? When we were
out there today, all I kept thinking was:
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"I can't believe Chandler is
screwing this woman...
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...but, man, this would be
a nice place to live."
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Yeah, but so is this.
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Yeah. I mean, if you move there,
you have to leave here.
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I mean, how can you leave this place?
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Come on, Daddy, listen to me!
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It's like all of my life, everyone's
always told me, "You're a shoe!
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You're a shoe! You're a shoe!
You're a shoe!"
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Then today I stopped and said,
"What if I don't wanna be a shoe?
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What if I wanna be a purse?
You know?
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Or a hat?"
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I don't want you to buy me a hat,
I am a hat.
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It's a metaphor, Daddy!
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You can see where he'd have trouble.
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Well, maybe I'll just stay
here with Monica.
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I guess we've established
she's staying with Monica.
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Your money's mine, Green.
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Your fly's open, Geller.
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You know what I just realized?
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"Joker" is "poker" with a "J."
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Coincidence?
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Hey, that's "jo-incidence" with a "C."
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Ooh, look. Ugly Naked Guy
lit a bunch of candles.
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Ooh.
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Oh!
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Ooh. That had to hurt.
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Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.
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You know, instead of watching football,
you could help.
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We know.
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Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows
in concentric circles.
201
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No, you wanna put them
in concentric circles.
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I want to do this.
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Every year.
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It's stuck.
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Well...
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Step. How did it get on?
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I put it on to scare Chandler.
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Oh, my God!
Monica's gonna totally freak out.
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Plus, it smells really bad in here.
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Of course it smells bad.
You have your head inside a turkey's ass.
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Ooh, ooh. Monica.
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Ooh.
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Did you get the turkey...?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Who is that?
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It's Joey.
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I got it.
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How about if we win,
they have to get rid of the rooster.
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Ooh, that's interesting.
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If you win...
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...we give up the bird.
- Aah!
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But if we win...
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...we get your apartment.
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Ooh!
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- Deal!
- What?
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"What was Monica's nickname
when she was a field-hockey goalie?"
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- Big Fat Goalie.
- Correct.
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"Rachel claims
this is her favorite movie."
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- Dangerous Liaisons.
- Correct.
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- "Her actual favorite is?" Correct.
- Weekend at Bernie's.
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"Monica categorizes her towels.
How many categories are there?"
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- Okay, everyday use.
- Fancy.
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- Guest.
- Fancy guest.
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- Two seconds.
- Uh, 11?
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Eleven. Unbelievable.
Eleven is correct.
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- Yes!
Ha-ha-ha.
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"Chandler was how old
when he first touched a girl's breast?"
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- Fourteen?
- No, 19.
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Thanks, man.
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"Joey had an imaginary
childhood friend.
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- His name was?"
- Maurice.
241
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,234
- "His profession was?"
- Space cowboy!
242
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,819
Correct.
243
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,030
"What is Chandler Bing's job?"
244
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,033
Oh.
245
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:30,827
Oh, gosh.
246
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,620
Ten seconds.
You need this or you lose.
247
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,914
It has something to do
with transponding.
248
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,668
Oh! Oh! He's a transponster.
249
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,879
That's not even a word!
250
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,797
Oh, my God.
251
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,926
- Oh, my God.
- No!
252
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,263
Whoo!
253
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,435
You know what? You are mean boys
who are just being mean.
254
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,980
Hey, don't get mad at us.
No one forced you to raise the stakes.
255
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,691
That is not true. She did. She forced me.
256
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,444
We'd still be here if you hadn't
got the question wrong.
257
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,946
Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!
258
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,781
Don't blame the questions!
259
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,034
Would you all stop yelling
in our apartment?
260
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,454
You are ruining moving day for us.
261
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,205
Chandler!
262
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,211
Chandler, I saw what you were doing
through the window.
263
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,548
I saw what you were doing to my sister.
Now, get out here!
264
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,885
Well, listen, we had a good run.
265
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,970
You know? What was it?
Four, five months?
266
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,389
That's more than most people
have in a lifetime.
267
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,850
So goodbye, take care, bye-bye then.
268
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,020
Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
269
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:45,234
What the hell are you doing?
270
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,486
Hey, what's going on?
271
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:50,740
Well, I think... I think Ross knows
about me and Monica.
272
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,285
Dude, he's right there.
273
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,248
I thought you were my best friend.
This is my sister.
274
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,585
My best friend and my sister.
I cannot believe this.
275
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,589
We're not just messing around.
I love her.
276
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,549
Okay? I'm in love with her.
277
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,971
I'm so sorry that you
had to find out this way.
278
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:17,016
I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.
279
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,775
My best friend and my sister.
280
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,072
I cannot believe this.
281
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,325
This is the last box of your clothes.
282
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,453
I'm just gonna label it
"What were you thinking?"
283
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:42,500
Funny, I was just gonna go across
the hall and write that on Chandler.
284
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,839
Okay, you guys, I don't mean
to make things worse, but...
285
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,383
...I don't wanna live
with Rachel anymore.
286
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,136
- What?
- You're just so mean to each other.
287
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,556
And I don't wanna end up like that
with Rachel. I still like you.
288
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,434
Well, Phoebe, that's fine
because I'm not moving.
289
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,729
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Phoebe, you gotta take her.
290
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,523
I know I said some bad stuff...
291
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,860
...but Rachel does have some qualities
that make her a good roommate.
292
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,486
She gets tons of catalogs...
293
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:14,198
...and, um, she'll fold down the pages
of the things she thinks I'd like.
294
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,951
- What else?
- Uh...
295
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,370
When I take a shower...
296
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,664
...she leaves me little notes
on the mirror.
297
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,083
Yeah, I do. I do do that.
298
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,296
That's nice. I like having things
to read in the bathroom.
299
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,009
When I fall asleep on the couch
after reading...
300
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,220
...she covers me over with a blanket.
301
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:40,349
Well, you know,
I don't want you to be cold.
302
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,106
And when I told her I was
gonna move in with Chandler...
303
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,484
...she was really supportive.
304
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,946
You were so great.
305
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,992
You made it so easy.
306
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,038
And now you have to leave.
307
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,707
And I have to live with a boy!
308
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,556
Hey.
309
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,685
- She really left.
- I know.
310
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,441
- Thank you.
- No problem, roomie.
311
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,409
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
312
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,287
What the hell is that dog doing here?
313
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,833
- A little toast here. Ding, ding, ding.
- Mm.
314
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,044
This isn't exactly
the kind of Thanksgiving you planned...
315
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,923
...but for me this has been really great,
you know?
316
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,552
I think because it didn't involve divorce...
317
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,011
...or projectile vomiting.
318
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,933
I was just thinking,
if you'd gone to Vail...
319
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,937
...or if you guys had been with your family,
or if you didn't have...
320
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,772
...syphilis and stuff...
321
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,985
...we wouldn't be all together, you know?
322
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,903
So I guess what I'm trying to say...
323
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:21,993
...is that I'm very thankful
that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
324
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,662
That's so sweet.
325
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,497
Thank you.
326
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,707
Mm.
327
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,751
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
328
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,170
And a crappy New Year.
329
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,797
Hear, hear.
330
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,972
You can't move. You just...
You just can't.
331
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,808
Rachel's right.
This is where you guys belong.
332
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,520
You don't wanna live in Westchester.
That's the worst of the Chesters.
333
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,317
You know, sometimes when I'm alone
in my apartment, I look over here...
334
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,820
...and you guys are just having dinner...
335
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,907
...or watching TV or something...
336
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,284
...but it makes me feel better.
337
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,953
And now when I look over,
who am I gonna see?
338
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,123
The Gottliebs? The Yangs?
339
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,375
They don't make me feel so good.
340
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,881
Yeah. So don't move, okay?
Just stay here...
341
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,300
...and maybe close your blinds at night.
- Hey.
342
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,475
Hello?
343
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,355
It's Nancy. They responded to our offer.
344
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,814
And?
345
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,442
Yeah...
346
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,903
Okay. Thanks.
347
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:41,948
They passed.
348
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,452
They said they won't go a penny
under the asking price.
349
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,497
- We can't afford that.
- I know.
350
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,125
Well, there you go.
351
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,632
I'm really sorry, you guys.
352
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:04,011
Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry
that phone call didn't come...
353
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:07,056
...before I told you about looking
through the window.
354
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,600
Yeah. Well, we're gonna
let you be alone.
355
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,727
- You gonna be okay?
- Yeah, we'll be okay.
356
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,938
Love you guys.
357
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,609
You know, I'm really sorry
I wasn't more supportive before.
358
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,361
That's okay. We understand.
359
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,363
Yeah, and about this Nancy...
360
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,615
If you're not sleeping with her,
should I?
361
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,250
I know there'll be other houses,
but I just, uh...
362
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,586
- I loved that one so much.
- Yeah.
363
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,131
Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
364
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,843
- What?
- We got the house.
365
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,596
- Oh, my God.
- I didn't wanna tell you in front of them.
366
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,348
We got it? We got the house?
367
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,475
- We're getting a house.
- Oh!
368
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:54,937
Mm.
369
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,190
- We're getting a house.
- And a baby.
370
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,775
We're growing up.
371
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,653
We sure are.
372
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,697
Who's gonna tell them?
373
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,116
- Not it.
- Not it. Damn it!
374
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,539
- And, Rachel, this is yours.
- Aah!
375
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,416
Why? What are these for?
376
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,336
- You'll see.
- All right, everybody open them.
377
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,049
Oh, wow, this is so beautiful.
378
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,052
Oh, these are the ones
I was looking at in the store.
379
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,137
- I know.
- Oh, I love this.
380
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,723
A meatball sub.
381
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,266
Thanks.
382
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,061
Seriously, guys, what's going on?
What are these for?
383
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:38,397
Well, I didn't know
how to tell you before...
384
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,524
...but we got the house.
- Enjoy.
385
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:46,822
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