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God, you're beautiful.
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Why are we fighting this?
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You know you want it to happen
as much as I do.
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I want you. I need you.
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Let me make love to you.
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I don't wanna stand in the way
of, uh, true love or anything...
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...but I think a cantaloupe
might hurt less.
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No, I'm, uh, rehearsing my lines.
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They're giving me a romantic story
on Days of our Lives.
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It's the first time my character's got one.
I'm nervous. I want it to be good.
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Wow, I haven't seen you this worked-up
since you did that dog-food commercial...
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...and you thought you were gonna be
with a real talking dog.
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Yeah, that was a disappointment.
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Ooh, hey, you wanna, uh, come down
to the set and tell me if I'm doing okay?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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You just have to promise not
to get thrown out again.
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- That was an honest mistake.
- Right.
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"Oh, my God. Is this the men's room?
I feel so foolish.
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Have you always known
you wanted to be an actor?"
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Yeah, that was an awesome day.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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You guys wanna come eat dinner
at the restaurant in the next few weeks?
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- Sure!
- I'd love to.
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Well, you can't.
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- We're booked solid for the next month.
- Well, I can't give you a massage...
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...because my license
has been revoked again.
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- Phoebe, what happened?
- Well, it was an accident, you know.
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It's a lot of oil and sometimes
the hand just slips.
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Have I got a surprise for you.
Pack your bags.
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Oh, no. You guys aren't supposed
to get divorced for seven years.
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What? No, I'm taking Monica
to a romantic inn in Vermont.
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Oh, good. Okay, good for you.
Trying to recapture the magic.
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- So can you get out of work?
- Honey, I can't.
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- Things are crazy at the restaurant.
- You're really that busy?
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Yeah. I'm sorry, I really am.
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That's okay.
I'll just, uh, try and reschedule.
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Hi, this is Chandler Bing.
I made a reservation there...
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...and I need to change it.
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What do you mean it's nonrefundable?
Well, can I just come some other time?
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Can't you make an exception?
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Tell them I'm a chef
at a big New York restaurant.
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Tell them that in two weeks, I will once
again be a masseuse in good standing.
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Look, this is ridiculous.
I'm not paying for that room, okay?
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Well, thank you very much.
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Yeah, I'm going to Vermont.
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- Don't worry, use your travel insurance.
- I don't have travel insurance.
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Well, this is what happens
when people live on the edge.
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Why don't you take Ross?
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Heh. Don't you think that'll be a little weird?
I mean, two guys in a romantic inn?
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- No, not if the room has two beds.
- I guess.
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It still seems a little...
"Moonlight boat ride"?
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Joey, is this the bed
where Olivia lost her virginity?
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I don't know,
but one of the extras sure did.
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Listen, Rach. Thanks again
for coming down to watch my scenes.
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Please, honey. Just the fact that you
want me here to support you, I'm...
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Oh, my God. Is that Christian Saunders?
He is so gorgeous!
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And also, so gay.
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Well, in my head,
he's done some pretty not-gay stuff.
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Well, at the Christmas party,
him and Santa did some definitely-gay stuff.
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Joey? Joey, we're ready for you.
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- Oh. Ahem.
- Okay. All right, wish me luck.
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Okay. Not that you need it, but good...
God! Is that Chase Lassiter?
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- He's straight, right?
- Rash, if you weren't here wondering...
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...if these guys were gay,
I don't know if I could do this.
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- I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry. Good luck.
- On a bell, please.
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Quietly.
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And action!
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Drake, what are you doing here?
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Stopping you from marrying
the wrong man...
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...and making the biggest
mistake of your life.
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- Get out.
- You don't love him.
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What do you know about love?
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I know what I felt that night
when we kissed under the bridge.
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- That kiss never happened.
- Well, what about this one?
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Now, I told you to get out.
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Fine, I'll go.
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But let me ask you one question.
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- You look real familiar. Have we...?
- Shh! He's asking her a question.
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Can you live the rest of your life never
knowing what we could have been?
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- I don't have a choice.
- Yes, you do.
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Yes, you do. I'm the one who doesn't
have a choice because I...
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Because I can't stop loving you.
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- Don't say that.
- Tell me to stop.
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Just"
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...tell me to stop.
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- Cut!
- No!
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Or, cut. You know, that's your call.
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- Everything was delicious.
- Thank you.
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It was. The duck in particular
was superb.
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Thank you.
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You haven't said anything.
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Actually, I do have one small complaint.
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Oh, well, please, I welcome criticism.
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The musician right outside the restaurant
is kind of a mood killer.
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What musician?
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And there's a country called Argentina
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It's a place I've never seen
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But I'm told for 50 pesos
You can buy a human spleen
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Human spleen
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Olé!
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What are you doing here?
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You said you had customers lined up
in the street, so I'm here to entertain.
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- Great.
- Yeah, it really has been great too.
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They must have seen me
play before...
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...because they requested
a bunch of my songs.
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Yeah, "You Suck"...
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...and, um, "Shut Up and Go Home."
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- Listen, Phoebe.
- Yeah.
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You know how much
I love listening to your music...
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- ...but...
- But what?
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Um, this is kind of a classy place.
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Okay, say no more.
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It wasn't just that she was fat
The woman smelled like garbage
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Everyone!
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It wasn't just that she was fat
The woman smelled like garbage
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Classy, huh?
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Hi, Chandler Bing. I have a reservation.
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Welcome to the Chestnut Inn.
Where are you joining us from?
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- New York.
- The Big Apple.
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He's wound up. We had to stop at every
maple-candy stand on the way here.
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I ate all my gifts for everybody.
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I'm sorry, there's no record
of your reservation in the computer.
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- That's impossible. Check again, please.
- Check again, please.
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- I'm sorry, it's not here.
- It's not there.
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Let me get this straight.
I called to try to cancel my reservation...
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...was told it's not refundable.
We drove six hours all the way up here...
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- ...and now we don't have a reservation?
- I don't know what to say.
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She doesn't know what to say.
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Just give us
the cheapest room you have.
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The only thing we have available
is our deluxe suite. The rate is $600.
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- That's insane.
- It's totally insane.
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Let's drive home. We'll hit all the
maple-candy stores on the way back...
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...and if they're closed, then maybe we'll
tap a tree and make some ourselves.
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Does that room have a closet
I can lock him in?
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- We'll take it.
- Great.
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- They are totally ripping us off!
- Dude, don't worry about it.
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I know how to make your money back.
This is a nice hotel. Plenty of amenities.
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We just load up on those.
Like those apples. Instead of taking one...
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...um, I take six.
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Great. At $100 an apple, we're there.
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Come on, you get the idea. You know,
we'll make our money back in no time.
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- Dude, you're shaking.
- It's the sugar. Could you hold the apple?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Joey, I got to tell you, I have been
thinking all day about that scene you did.
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- You were amazing.
- Oh.
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You know, the writing was good.
And the director's good.
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And my costar's good.
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But they're not as good as me!
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You have to tell me
what happens tomorrow.
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I'm going over the script now.
Wanna read lines with me?
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Me? Oh, I'm not an actress.
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- I can ask Monica.
- Screw her! That part is mine!
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Right.
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Okay, so, uh, just from the top
of the page right here.
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Okay.
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Hello, Drake.
I'm surprised to see you here.
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- I can't believe you married him.
- Well, what choice did I have?
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He was keeping my sister in a dungeon.
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So, what about us?
Everything we feel for each other?
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It's over. You have to accept that.
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How can I, knowing I'll never
hold you in my arms again...
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...or touch your skin or feel your lips...
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...knowing I'll never make love to you?
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How can I accept
that I can never kiss you again...
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...when it's all I can do not
to kiss you right now?
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Kiss me.
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What?
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Kiss me.
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- Uh, Rach, it doesn't say that.
- No, I'm saying it.
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- But...
- Just don't talk.
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Well, that's new.
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Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206.
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Um, I've forgotten a couple of things.
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Could you have some complimentary
toiletries sent up to my room?
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Thank you.
Okay, a toothbrush, toothpaste...
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...razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss,
Band-Aids, shaving cream, after shave.
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And I feel like I'm forgetting something.
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Um, is there anything else you have
that I haven't asked for already?
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Yeah, go ahead,
send up some tampons.
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- What'd you get?
- USA Today.
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Nice. Put it with the others.
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And I also got two more apples.
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We're four short of a bushel!
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God, I feel so alive.
I love being in the country!
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Also, got these great
salt and pepper shakers...
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- ...from the restaurant.
- That's not cool.
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Dude, none of this is cool.
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Look, Chandler, you have to find
the line between stealing...
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...and taking what the hotel owes you.
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For example: a hair dryer, no, no, no.
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But shampoos and conditioners,
yes, yes, yes.
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Now, the salt shaker is off limits. Ah.
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But the salt...
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I wish I'd thought this through.
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I think I get what you mean, though.
Like, the lamp is the hotel's...
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...but the bulbs...
Oh, you already got that.
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Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.
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- Okay, uh, how about this?
- No, no, no.
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- You can't take the remote control.
- Yes, but the batteries.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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- Ooh! Let's celebrate with some maple candy.
- No!
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At least tell me where you hid it.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
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Have you ever had any...
205
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...weird, romantic dreams?
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Hmm, let me think.
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Oh. When I was younger, I used to dream
that I got married to Mayor McCheese.
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And on our wedding night,
I ate his head.
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Okay.
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Well, this is like that...
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...in no way.
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I had a dream last night
that I wanted to kiss Joey.
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Wow! You mean like
"kiss him" kiss him?
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Oh, yeah.
I mean, it was pretty intense.
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- What brought that on?
- I don't know.
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Maybe it had to do with the fact
I saw him do a love scene.
217
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,464
- A love scene? With who?
- Olivia.
218
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,968
Olivia?
I thought she was marrying Connor?
219
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,263
Oh, right. Real life more important.
220
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,891
- You think my dream means anything?
- I don't know.
221
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:14,521
I mean, you saw him do a love scene.
Maybe you don't have a thing for Joey.
222
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,732
Maybe you have a thing for Drake.
223
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,651
Huh...
224
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:24,531
Well, it was Joey reading
Drake's lines in the dream.
225
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:28,493
Of course it was.
Trust me, when it comes to psychology...
226
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,913
...I know what I'm talking about.
227
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,251
- I took two psych classes in college.
- You took the same class twice.
228
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,004
- It was hard!
- I know.
229
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,007
- Hey.
- Hi.
230
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:47,137
Here, Monica, look what I got to wear
when I play at your restaurant.
231
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,727
Ah. Ah. Wait.
232
00:14:55,186 --> 00:15:00,025
Right? I think this might even class up
"The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man."
233
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,487
Um, Phoebe...
234
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,616
...maybe I wasn't clear before.
235
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,286
I really love listening
to your music here.
236
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,331
But my restaurant,
it's sort of an upscale place.
237
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:19,294
Right, yeah, okay. I'll ask the butler
to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.
238
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,339
Phoebe, it's not what you wear.
239
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,675
It's sort of your songs.
240
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,887
I just don't think you should play
at the restaurant anymore.
241
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:34,601
Oh. Okay. Fine, I'll just...
242
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,520
I'll take the hat back.
243
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,524
There.
244
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,950
Hey, so you guys, the funniest
thing happened at work the...
245
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,243
My songs aren't good enough
for your restaurant?
246
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,038
Okay, we're still on that.
247
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,750
- I didn't say they weren't good enough.
- Then what's wrong with them?
248
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,003
What, they don't go with your
tiny portions of pretentious food?
249
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,465
- Tiny portions?
- Yeah, well, um, "Excuse me.
250
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:10,845
I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer,
but I can't see it. I can't see it."
251
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,935
- Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
- Well, it's not about quality.
252
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,188
Oh, really?
You wanna talk about quality?
253
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:24,734
Have you ever heard of a "key"?
It's what some people sing in.
254
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,905
Well, at least all my songs
don't taste like garlic.
255
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,616
Yeah, there are other
ingredients, Monica.
256
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,244
So that's what we're doing.
257
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,414
When I'm in a coffeehouse bopping
along to one of your songs...
258
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,292
- ...I'm wearing earplugs.
- Earplugs or cloves of garlic?
259
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,422
You know what?
I take back what I said before.
260
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:49,342
Keep playing at the restaurant, because
with your music driving people inside...
261
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,386
...my bar sales
have gone up like crazy.
262
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,556
What are people having,
the garlic martini?
263
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,811
Here's your bill.
We hope you enjoyed your stay.
264
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,815
Oh, we did.
And you still have all your lamps.
265
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,571
- I didn't factor in the room tax.
- Dude, don't worry about it.
266
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:14,826
I found an unattended maid's cart.
We're way ahead of the game.
267
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,287
- Oh, my God.
- What?
268
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,081
There's something new in the bowl.
269
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:25,045
- Look, we have enough. Just walk away.
- No, but I want the pine cones.
270
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,674
- There's a forest right outside.
- It's not the same.
271
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,427
Okay, go quick.
272
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,145
Thank you for a delightful stay.
273
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,615
MY maple candy!
274
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,330
The food here at Javu
Will kill you
275
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,084
The food here at Javu
Will kill you
276
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:09,130
It's just you. I thought someone was
swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
277
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:14,010
You'd better get back in that kitchen.
The garlic's not gonna overuse itself.
278
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,721
- Okay, you have to stop playing now.
- Why?
279
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,182
The only person my playing
is bothering is you.
280
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:24,562
- Oh, yeah? Let's settle this. Come on.
- Get your garlic peelers off me.
281
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,148
Excuse me? Excuse me?
282
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,860
Hi, I'm Monica Geller.
I'm the head chef here.
283
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:35,031
Okay, I was actually expecting
a little applause there, but whatever.
284
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,992
Quick question.
By a show of hands...
285
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,372
...how many of you were bothered
by this woman's singing outside?
286
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,835
Okay, okay. How many of you
enjoyed the music outside?
287
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,504
Ha!
288
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,799
Let me ask you this question.
How many thought the music was fine...
289
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,261
...but not in keeping with the tone
of the restaurant?
290
00:18:56,427 --> 00:19:02,350
Who identified this restaurant's tone
as "pretentious-comma-garlicky"?
291
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:08,648
Okay, who thinks the food is delicious
and a little pretension never hurt anyone?
292
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,902
Okay, well, all right, who thinks
the food is fine, the music was fine...
293
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,573
...but your evening was ruined
by this incessant poll-taking?
294
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,704
Excuse us.
295
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,500
All right, here's a question.
296
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,629
Uh, who was so worried about
her restaurant being fancy...
297
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,008
...that she made a big deal about
her friend playing her music...
298
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,469
...and feels really bad about it now?
299
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,098
Well, who was so stupid
and stubborn...
300
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,684
...that she lashed out
against her friend's cooking...
301
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,188
...which she actually thinks
is pretty great?
302
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,316
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
303
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,569
Hey, you wanna stick around
and I'll whip you up some dinner?
304
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:59,490
Yeah, as long as it's free.
The food here is ridiculously overpr...
305
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,998
Who hopes the hand-raising thing is still
cute enough that you won't hate me?
306
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,294
_H6Y-
_H6Y-
307
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:17,383
Joey, do you have peanut butter
on the back of your head?
308
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:23,014
Oh, man. I thought I got it all.
309
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,934
How...?
310
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,894
How?
311
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,605
I was making a peanut butter
smoothie, right?
312
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:34,943
I couldn't find this little plastic thingy
that goes in the top of the blender.
313
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:39,280
And I thought, "Well, you know,
how important can that be?" Right?
314
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,616
Turns out, very.
315
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,328
Wow, definitely just Drake.
316
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,206
- What?
- How's it going with Drake?
317
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:51,668
- I don't think it's going very well.
- What?
318
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,711
That scene I saw was so good.
319
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,549
Well, I'm feeling really insecure
about the one we're shooting tomorrow.
320
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:02,971
Is this that thing you do when you say
you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?
321
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,306
A little.
322
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:11,854
No, I really am worried. I have to make it
convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.
323
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,024
- So?
- So I've never played that.
324
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:19,028
Oh, honey, it can't be that hard.
I mean, you've been in love before.
325
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,074
Uh, well, just once...
326
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,535
...with you.
327
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,205
Okay. Well, this could be
a little awkward.
328
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,874
I'm just gonna blow past it.
329
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,086
Well, look, can't you just use
that method-actor thing...
330
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:40,174
...where you use your real-life memories
to help you in your performance?
331
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,719
What the hell are you talking about?
332
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:51,060
All right, look, just, um, try to remember
how you felt when you were in love...
333
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:54,105
...and think about that
when you're playing the scene.
334
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,815
Oh.
335
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,278
Okay. Yeah, I think I can do that.
336
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,323
Yeah. Okay, there's this
party scene coming up.
337
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,950
- Uh-huh.
- And Olivia and her husband are there...
338
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:11,331
...and all Drake wants to do is
grab her and kiss her, but he can't.
339
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:16,044
That makes me think about those times
I wanted to grab you and kiss you...
340
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:19,505
...but you didn't know, so I would
just pretend everything was cool...
341
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,716
...but really it was killing me.
342
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:27,722
Joey, you never
talked about that before.
343
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,557
Well...
344
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,852
Hey, you know what else I could use?
345
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,356
There's this scene where Drake
sneaks into Olivia's bedroom...
346
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,902
...and she doesn't know he's there,
which never happened with us.
347
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:47,241
I mean, he knows he shouldn't be there,
but he just wants to look at her.
348
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,119
You know?
349
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:55,291
And I remember all those mornings
before you even put on your makeup...
350
00:22:55,458 --> 00:23:00,838
...when I would think to myself,
"My God, she is beautiful."
351
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:07,595
And it hurt so much because I knew
I could never tell you.
352
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:15,311
But it was worth it just to be there
looking at you.
353
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,819
Thanks, dude. This is great!
354
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,249
I got you something from Vermont.
355
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,626
Besides tampons and salt?
356
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,921
Oh, my God.
357
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:45,716
Maple candy. That's so sweet of you.
358
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,719
That's weird, it's empty.
359
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:54,350
Hi, you guys. What's going on?
You guys wanna hang out, or...?
360
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,525
Do you guys hear a buzzing?
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