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- Hey.
- Hey. So, what do you think?
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New haircut? Necklace? Dress?
Boots? Boots!
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Yes! They're a little more than
I usually spend on boots. Um, or rent.
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Oh, my God.
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- I know.
- I'll miss being able to afford food.
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I'm sorry. They just looked so good.
The saleswoman was like:
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- "These are too expensive for you."
- She had a point.
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- Hey.
- Hi. Oh, my God.
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- Oh, Monica, those boots are amazing!
- They're mine!
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- Too bad we'll have to return them.
- Return them? Shh! They're gonna hear you.
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I'm not returning them.
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I know they cost a lot,
but I'll wear them all the time. You'll see!
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Besides, I love the compliments.
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Have you ever had something
everyone wants?
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- I have you.
- Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.
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That's right. I love you.
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And I'm gonna play with you
all the time.
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How can you let him talk
to your crotch like that?
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- He's talking to the baby.
- Oh! Okay.
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Okay. When he said, "I can't wait
to hear your first words"...
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...I thought, "There's a trick."
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Okay, well I gotta go, you guys.
I'll see you later.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Bye.
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- Oh, hey, Rach. Um...
- Hi.
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Can you do me a favor? My sister
knows you work at Ralph Lauren...
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Forget it! No way.
I'm not sending more clothes to prison.
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- It is a waste.
- No! Not her.
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My youngest sister, Dina.
She's interested in fashion.
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She wants to talk to someone successful
to give her some advice.
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- I'll talk to my supervisor.
- No, no. She wants to talk to you.
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Really? Oh, my God. I'm successful.
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- Would you meet with her?
- I'd love to. Have her come by.
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Great. You'll love her. She's the smartest
of all the Tribbiani children.
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- Yeah, you know the SATs?
- Yeah.
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She took them.
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Hey, Ross,
doesn't Ben go to Smithfield School?
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Yeah. Why?
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- Sting has a son that goes there.
- I know. He's in Ben's class.
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You knew and never said anything?
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With all the stupid
dinosaur stuff you tell us?
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Fine, no more dinosaur stuff.
Can I talk about fossils?
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"Sting's son, 7." There's a picture.
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What are you reading? "A Kidnapper's
Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?"
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It's New York Magazine, an article
about the best schools in the city.
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- So how well do you know Sting?
- I haven't met him.
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Uh-huh. That's too bad. I wanna go to
his concert Friday, but it's sold out.
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I know! Why don't you meet him
and get tickets?
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If you get two, I'll take you.
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I'm picking Ben up tomorrow.
Maybe he'll be there.
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There you go. Ugh, you're so lucky.
You might meet Sting tomorrow.
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That's why you have kids.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Hi, Monica. Hi, boots.
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See? I'm getting a lot of use
out of them already.
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They're very practical. You can wear them
with dresses, skirts, pants...
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Wear them with shorts on the corner
and earn money to pay for them.
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- Wow, they're beautiful.
- They hurt so much.
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- What?
- The guy who made these...
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...hates feet
and wants to see them die.
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Give them to me.
I haven't felt my feet in years.
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I can't. I spent so much on them, and
told Chandler I'd wear them all the time.
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- I can't just give them away.
- Then get your money back, return them.
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I can't do that either.
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The soles are scuffed up, and the
insides are filled with my blood.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey, I, uh, just picked up Ben from school.
- Oh.
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I don't think you did
a very thorough job.
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I dropped him off at Carol's.
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Anyway, I'm not gonna
get those tickets.
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Oh, no. Why not?
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Well, it turns out Ben and Sting's son
do not get along.
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- How come?
- Apparently, Sting's son made fun...
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...of the fact that Ben's moms
are "les-be-nims."
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Wait! If they don't get along,
you should smooth things over.
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- Make them be friends.
- You can't force kids to be friends.
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Sure you can. Give them some blocks.
Put them in a playpen.
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- Playpen? Ben's 7.
- Your kid is 7?
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He's really small.
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- Please! Please get the tickets.
- I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
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- Yes, you can. Sting says so himself.
- What?
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Ross can!
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Look, Pheeb, I'm sorry...
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Ross can!
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Phoebe?
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Ross can get me the tickets!
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Here she is.
Future fashion superstar.
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- Oh, Joey, I'm hardly...
- My little sister, Dina!
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- Right. Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
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Thanks for meeting me.
Joey's told me so much about you.
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This is exciting for her.
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Well, I'll let you two fash...
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...ists get down to business.
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Okay. All right, Dina.
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Let's talk about the different
areas of fashion...
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...you could get involved in.
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Let's see. There's design.
But you may need another degree for that.
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Uh, there's sales, which is great.
You get to travel.
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I don't care about fashion! I'm pregnant.
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And I know you are too,
so you gotta help me.
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And there's marketing.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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- What's wrong?
- Oh, nothing. I'm just... I just was yawning.
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Don't forget my office
holiday party tonight.
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We don't really have to go tonight,
do we?
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Sweetie, I know that you don't like
my office parties.
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- But you can wear your new boots.
- Ha, ha.
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See? Every cloud has
a supple leather lining.
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- I don't wanna wear the boots tonight.
- Why not?
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I'm worried your bosses might see them
and think they pay you too much money.
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Or your assistant will see them
and want a raise.
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Do you think I work at
a boot-pricing company?
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Anyway, I picked an outfit,
and the boots don't go with it.
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You said you paid all that money...
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...because those boots go with skirts,
dresses and pants.
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Fine, if you want me to wear the boots,
I'll wear the boots.
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In fact, I'll go in to my room now
and try the outfit on.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Ooh-wee! Ha, ha.
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Christmas party in my boots!
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Ha, ha, ow, ha, ha, ow.
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I can't go in there. I can't tell him.
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It'll be okay.
He's been incredibly supportive of me.
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And if he gets a little upset,
that's what the meatball sub is for.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Hey! It's my fashion girls!
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- What's wrong?
- Why don't you sit down?
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00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,169
Dina has something
that she wants to tell you.
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Oh. What's going on? Is it Mom?
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Is she sick? Is it Dad's heart?
Is that a sandwich?
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- Joe, Mom and Dad are fine.
- Is that a sandwich?
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Joey, there's something
that you should know. Dina?
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- I'm pregnant.
- What?
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Now. Give him the sandwich.
Give him the sandwich!
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Obviously, this is a mistake.
You can't be pregnant.
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You have to have sex to get pregnant.
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Joe, I tried to wait until
I was 25, like you did.
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- What? Dina...
- Bub!
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Sh...
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I can't believe this! You're
the good one. You went to college.
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Both years!
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- Who did this to you?
- Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy.
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I like him a lot. He's real funny.
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You got pregnant for "funny"?
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Dina, if he's funny, laugh!
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- I'll be back in a while. Stay here!
- Why?
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I can't look at you right now.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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Oh, there you are, Ben.
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Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
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I heard you have a problem
with a boy in your class.
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And so I thought
I'd just come down here...
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...I'd sit you both down,
have a talk and make it all okay.
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Now, um, the boy's name is Sting's son.
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Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk.
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00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,877
Now, Ben, sometimes people may seem
like jerks on the outside...
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...but they have famous fathers.
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I have to go.
My friend Doug is waiting for me.
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Him you're friends with.
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Excuse me,
can I help you with something?
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Yes. Yes you can.
I'm looking for Jack's parents.
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- Are you with a student?
- Uh-huh. I'm with Ben.
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- Are you one of Ben's mothers?
- I am one of Ben's mothers.
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I'm a lesbian.
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It was difficult coming out
to my parents.
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Heh, well, hi. I'm Jenny Boon.
I'm the new teacher here.
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- Oh.
- I've only met your partner, Carol.
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- Ah! Okay, that would make me Susan.
- Heh.
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Right. Are you looking
for Jack's parents to discuss...
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...the problems he's having with Ben?
Yeah.
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I think the parents should sit
down together and converse.
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Yeah, let's do that!
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That sounds good.
We should sit and talk.
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Just me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings.
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- How will I get in touch with them?
- Their number's on the contact sheet.
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Uh-huh. Um, could I get a copy of that?
Carol threw it out. She lost ours.
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She's such a scatterbrain.
But, man, what a hot piece of ass.
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- That wasn't bad.
- I didn't know there'd be dancing.
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That was a fun surprise!
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- I don't see any, uh, cabs. We should walk.
- No, we can't walk.
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It's, like, 15 blocks to the subway.
Let's go.
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Do you think we can get to the subway
if we climb through that manhole cover?
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- What's going on?
- I can't walk, okay? Okay?
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- These boots were a huge mistake.
- What?
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You were right.
I never should've bought them.
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They're killing me, one toe at a time.
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I was right. This is what
it feels like to be right.
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It's oddly unsettling.
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How are will gonna get home?
Maybe a piggyback ride?
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- Hop on.
- Okay, wait. Give me a second.
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Let me just get my boots off first.
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Ow.
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Oh, God.
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Honey, I know you're in pain
right now, but I'm a little turned on.
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Do you worry that you'll be walking
and your baby will slip out?
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What college was that, Dina?
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Oh, my God! Bobby?
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Hi, Dina. Good to see you.
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- Joey, what are you doing?
- Just what needs to be done.
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- Dearly beloved, we're gathered here...
- Ugh, Joey, this is crazy.
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Don't interrupt me
when I'm talking to God!
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- Where were we? Do you take this man...?
- No!
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- Oh, you'll take him.
- No I won't!
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- Hey, you don't get a say.
- Yes I do.
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Ah, I heard "I do." We're halfway there.
Okay, you.
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All right, Joey, that is enough!
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Listen, as beautiful and moving
as this ceremony is, this is not legal.
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They don't have a marriage license,
they don't have witnesses...
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...and the groom only has on one shoe.
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Yeah, he took the other one off
and hit me with it.
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What am I supposed to do?
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You're supposed to realize they are adults
and can make their own decisions.
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No, they can't.
They're stupid enough to get knocked up!
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Hey!
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Contraceptives are not always
effective. Right?
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- Yeah. We kind of didn't use any.
- Oh, come on, kids, a little help here.
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Wow! This place is incredible!
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Sting's pen. That he gave to Phoebe.
220
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Come on, secret passageway.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- I'm Trudie. You must be Ben's mum.
- Uh-huh.
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Why else would I be here?
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- Why don't you sit down?
- Uh-huh.
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I gather Jack and Ben
haven't been getting along.
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- Yeah.
- I'm sure there are two sides to this.
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But all I've heard is that Ben's
a bit of a "poo-poo head."
228
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,329
Um, I'm sorry.
Won't Jack's father be joining us?
229
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,665
I'm sorry, Jack's father's not available.
230
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,792
Mm-hm. Okay.
231
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,837
Well then could we reschedule
for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00?
232
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,715
Oh, no, that wouldn't work.
My husband's in concert.
233
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:13,846
Concert. Yeah.
Mm. That just put us in quite a pickle.
234
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,891
Because I'm very busy before
and after the concert...
235
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,810
...and he's obviously busy during.
236
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,271
So you and I should talk about
Jack and Ben now.
237
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,942
Unless... Unless, um...
238
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,487
Okay, I would be willing
to go to the concert...
239
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,199
...um, all the while
thinking about the children of course.
240
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:38,037
- Are you here for tickets?
- Ugh, thanks. Four would be great.
241
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:43,001
I'm not giving tickets to someone
who'd use their son like this.
242
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,129
Oh, then you're in luck.
Ben's not my son.
243
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,383
I've pressed a button
triggering an alarm.
244
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:54,887
- Any minute now, the police will be here.
- The Police? Here?
245
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,057
A reunion? Ooh!
246
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,693
Okay, 10 blocks down, five to go.
247
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:13,823
- Oh, wait! Stop!
- Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?
248
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,161
My boots in tan!
Get closer so I can see the price.
249
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:22,832
I can see it from right here.
It'll cost you one husband.
250
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,004
Okay, I think I can walk the rest
of the way now. Just give me my boots.
251
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,216
- I don't have your boots.
- I don't either. Where are they?
252
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,510
Why don't you check
in one of my saddlebags...
253
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,388
...while I chew on a bale of hay?
254
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,642
Okay. My God, we gotta go back
and get them!
255
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,605
Are you seriously
ever gonna wear the boots again?
256
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:51,903
Okay, I'll never wear them again.
I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
257
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,822
Know what? You can say goodbye
to the tan ones.
258
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:59,911
- Okay. All right. Unh.
- Okay.
259
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,665
Bye, boots. Wait! Half off!
260
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,836
Joey, because they're not
getting married...
261
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,838
...doesn't mean this is a disaster.
262
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,968
- Maybe they have a plan.
- Oh. Oh! Okay, let's hear their plan.
263
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,305
What's the future look like
for Dina and Bobby?
264
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:24,602
Well, I really have high hopes
for my band.
265
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,232
You were right. He is funny.
266
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,820
Wait! I bet when you told people
you wanted to act, they laughed at you.
267
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,948
Bobby, tell us a little
about your band.
268
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:42,120
It's just me and my pal, Rooster.
The band's name is Numbnuts.
269
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,999
Really?
270
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,921
Dina, if you're having a baby,
you should be married.
271
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,967
Even if it is to Bobby.
Dude, that's not a compliment.
272
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:01,139
- I knew you wouldn't be supportive.
- What are you gonna do?
273
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:05,226
You're gonna have the baby and raise it
by yourself, without a husband?
274
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,313
You can't be a single mother alone!
You're gonna ruin your life!
275
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,985
- Excuse me. Am I ruining my life?
- No, no, it's different for you.
276
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,528
You're strong and together.
277
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,406
You're not some dumb kid
who doesn't know what she's doing.
278
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:23,286
- Excuse me?
- One pregnant woman at a time, please!
279
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,123
I just want you to be okay.
280
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,876
Forcing her to marry Bobby
is gonna make that happen?
281
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,128
Maybe.
282
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:37,967
Yeah. So, uh, what kind of music
does Numbnuts...?
283
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,803
Ah, forget it! I can't!
284
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,764
Joey, I am scared to death
about this.
285
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,642
But I think I can do it.
I just need some help.
286
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:50,771
- And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time.
- You bet I am.
287
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:55,943
To answer your earlier question,
we're straight-up gangster rap.
288
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,284
Rachel's told me how much easier
you've made this on her.
289
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,455
- Why can't you do that for me?
- Because!
290
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,582
Because you're my baby sister!
291
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250
And you're my big brother.
292
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,670
I mean, you're my favorite guy
in the whole world.
293
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:20,426
I'm not even scared to tell Mom
and Dad. I was scared of telling you.
294
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,138
I'd be scared of them, but all right.
295
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,809
I can't stand the thought of
having this baby with you mad at me.
296
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,938
I want him to have his uncle.
297
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,523
Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?
298
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,655
Of course he's gonna have
his Uncle Joey.
299
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:47,495
We'll be all right. Even if we're not
married, this baby is gonna be so loved.
300
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,915
- And not just by us.
- That's right.
301
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:56,712
- By his uncle too.
- And by you.
302
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:04,887
Okay, Bobby, come over here and let them
have a little moment, okay?
303
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,102
Come here!
304
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,106
No, seriously, what's wrong with you?
305
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,031
You're gonna love me so much.
I got Sting tickets!
306
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,952
Oh, my God, I do love you!
How did you do it?
307
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,121
Well, let's just say:
308
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,416
Ross can!
309
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,084
Ohh!
310
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,378
- Where are the seats?
- Middle balcony.
311
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,964
Would you say that that's
more than 50 yards away...
312
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,926
...from Sting, his wife,
or a member of his family?
313
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,970
- Yeah.
- Then that's not breaking the law!
314
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,097
I'm there!
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