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Hey, out of all of us, who do you think
will get married next?
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Probably Monica and Chandler.
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Hi, could I have
a pack of Newport Lights?
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Oh, um, uh, we don't sell cigarettes,
but they do across the street.
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That'd be great. Thanks.
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Oh, my God.
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Melissa Worbert. I don't think
I have the energy for this.
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Oh, my God! Ray-Ray Green?
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Melissa. Hey.
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You've been MIA
for seven sorority newsletters.
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What's up with you?
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Why don't I tell you over here?
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So last I heard
you were gonna get married.
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Oh.
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Poor Ray-Ray.
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Oh, no, no. It's... It's good.
It's all good.
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- I actually work at Ralph Lauren.
- Shut up!
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I will not. Heh, heh. I'm the
divisional head of men's sportswear.
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Oh, shut up more!
Are you friends with Ralph?
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- Oh, please. Ha.
- Are you?
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No.
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Listen, we have to have dinner.
What are you doing tomorrow?
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- Oh, tomorrow. I don't know. Um...
- You're having dinner with me.
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Shut up.
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I've gotta go.
This has been so great, Ray-Ray.
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Oh, there you are.
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Um, so listen, just call me.
Here's my card.
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Oh, wow, thanks.
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- Oh, you're in real estate?
- Oh, no, heh, that's an old card.
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Um, I got out of that to do something
where I could...
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...help people and make a difference.
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Wow. What do you do now?
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I'm a party planner.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
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Hey guys, look who's back.
It's Ray-Ray.
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That was my friend, Melissa,
from college.
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She seems really, really fun!
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She's actually very sweet,
and we used to be very close.
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Wait a minute.
She's not the one who you?
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Who you what? Who you what?
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- Yes.
- Wow!
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Wow... Wow, what? Who you what?
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Oh, it's not a big deal.
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They were lovers.
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- What?
- What?
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No, we weren't. It was nothing.
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It was one night, senior year,
and we went to a party...
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...had a lot of sangria,
and you know, ended up...
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...kissing for a bit.
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So that's two of my wives.
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Okay, so this is where the band is.
And here's the bar.
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And all these pins have people's names
on them. Rach, here you are.
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Oh, wow!
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Why don't we just put me
with a Manhattan in my hand...
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...talking to the cute bartender.
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These pins aren't for playing,
are they?
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Okay, the red ones are my guests,
and the blue are yours.
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This is so sad.
I only have like 10 pins.
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Heh, Chandler, relax. It's not a contest.
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Certainly not a close one.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Hey, Rach.
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Stop picturing it!
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Okay, I think that's it. The seating chart
is done. This is our wedding.
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Wow.
They all look like they're having fun.
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So where are my parents gonna be?
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Oh.
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Well, if this is the wedding hall,
then, um...
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...your parents would be over here
at home in Queens.
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They're not invited?
Oh, no, they're gonna be crushed!
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Why would they think they're invited?
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You got me. I don't...
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- Joey!
- Look, I thought parents were coming.
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Your parents are coming.
Chandler's parents are coming.
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Ross' parents are coming.
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Ross' parents are my parents.
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Well, see, parents are coming.
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- We should invite them.
- You just want more blue pins.
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Well, this is just sad.
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All right. Maybe I can fit them in
if I just do some rearranging.
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Rachel may have to sit at the bar.
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That is not a problem.
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- Maybe you'll order a little sangria.
- Oh, get out of here!
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These are our tuxedos. If you like
anything, we can make a deal.
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Anything at all. But these are
the three that Monica pre-approved.
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Uh, well,
thanks a lot for hooking me up.
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And I want you to know that I want
you to attend our wedding as my guest.
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I'm Monica's maid of honor.
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Okay, don't try to blue-pin me.
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- Well, these look nice.
- They are nice.
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When celebrities are done with them,
they send them back.
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- You mean, like, for award shows?
- Some of them.
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They've been down the red carpet
with people yelling, uh...
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..."Who are you wearing?
You look fabulous!"
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Might I suggest watching
a little more ESPN...
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...and a little less E!
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Okay. Who wore those?
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Uh...
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- Well, uh, this one's Tom Brokaw.
- Not bad.
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This one is, uh, Paul O'Neil.
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Who's that?
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He plays for the Yankees.
Seriously, ESPN.
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Just once in a while.
Have it on in the background.
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Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
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- Pierce Brosnan?
- Uh-huh.
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Are you serious?
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007?
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This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to
get married in James Bond's tux.
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Ha, ha. It's a pretty cool tux.
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Ah, it's not just that. I would be
England's most powerful weapon.
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A jet-setting heartbreaker
on Her Majesty's secret service.
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A man who fears no one,
with a license to kill.
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Would Monica let me wear this?
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We should really learn
how to play the real way.
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I like our way.
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- Ah!
- Hey, hey!
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Chess!
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- Nice move.
- Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I hooked Ross and Chandler up
with tuxedos. Do you need one?
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No, I'm not wearing a tux.
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- What are you gonna wear?
- Multi-colored robes.
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Ooh, and maybe a hat.
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- Huh. Does Monica know about this?
- No.
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Can I please be there
when you tell her?
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Hey, Rach,
you want to go to a movie tonight?
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Oh, I can't.
I'm having dinner with Melissa.
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Can I come?
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I won't talk.
You'll just hear my video camera.
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- What? What's going on?
- Can I tell her?
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Do you want what happened,
or Joey's lewd version?
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- Joey's.
- Okay.
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Okay, come on.
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I had this college friend...
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...and I made the mistake
of telling Joey that one time...
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...she and I, you know,
kissed a little bit.
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Yeah, I'm sure that happened.
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- It did.
- Sure.
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Hey, heh. It happened.
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Yeah, it was senior year.
It was after the Sigma Chi luau...
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...and Melissa and I got very drunk.
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And we ended up kissing.
For several minutes.
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Which means she had a couple spritzers
and a peck on the cheek.
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- Why are you taking this away from me?
- Ugh.
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Why is it so hard for you to believe?
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Okay. I just didn't know
that you were a lesbian.
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I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian.
I'm just saying that this happened.
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It just seems pretty wild.
And you're... You know, so...
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...vanilla.
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Vanilla? I'm not vanilla.
I do lots of crazy things.
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I mean, I got drunk
and married in Vegas.
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To Ross.
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If you don't believe me...
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...just come with me to dinner tonight
and she'll tell you.
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Okay. Because I can't picture it.
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You should get inside my head.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Guess what I got for your wedding?
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A freakishly thin date
with a hanger for a head?
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Rachel hooked me up with a tux.
But not just any tux.
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Batman's tux!
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- What?
- That's right.
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Made expressly for Val Kilmer,
and worn by him in the hit film...
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...that Batman film he was in.
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You can't wear that.
I'm wearing the famous tux.
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- James Bond's tux.
- So?
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If you wear that,
it'll make mine less special.
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You need something to
to make it special?
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Hello! You have
the most special thing of all.
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You are marrying the woman you love.
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Don't take away my cool thing.
Pretty please?
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"Pretty please?" Not very, uh, 007.
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If you were getting married,
I'd never do anything to upset you.
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- You slept with my sister.
- That was pretty 007.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Okay, good. You're here.
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All right, I figured it out.
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I'm gonna take 2 tables of 8,
add your parents...
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...and make them into 3 tables of 6.
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And I called the caterer.
We are good to go!
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Yeah. They're not coming.
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What?
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They think that you only
invited them because of me.
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They feel unwanted.
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That's too bad. It's true. But too bad.
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- If you could just call my mom.
- Oh, Joey.
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Come on. Just let her know
you want them there.
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Let's not forget this is a woman
who has sent you many lasagnas.
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No, she hasn't.
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Is it her fault
if some didn't make it to you?
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What am I gonna say?
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Just tell them you mixed up invitations.
No, no, no, blame it on the post office.
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They hate the post office.
And the Irish.
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But I don't think
you could blame it on them.
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Hello? Yeah, hi. Uh, Mrs. Tribbiani?
Hi, this is Monica Geller.
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I'm just calling to say that I really
hope you can make the wedding.
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Apparently some of our invitations
weren't delivered.
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Um, I guess there was some screw-up
at the damn post office.
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Tell me about it.
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Yeah, the U.S. Post Office?
No. More like U.S. Lost Office.
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What are they, Irish?
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Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've
been going out for three years.
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He was my first client
when I became a party planner.
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He was actually planning a party
for his girlfriend at the time.
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- Oh, well.
- No.
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- Ah. He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
- Oh! Oh, that's great.
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Mm-hm.
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- Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
- Of course.
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Yes. I was a, um,
Thigh Mega Tampon.
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What one?
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Yeah, we were huge too.
But they had to shut us down...
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...when Regina Phalangie
died of alcohol poisoning.
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Ugh.
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Isn't it a shame when one girl
ruins it for the whole bunch?
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Hmm. Mm-hm. Ugh.
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Anyway...
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Speaking of drinking too much,
I was, uh, telling Phoebe...
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...about that crazy night after the
Sigma Chi luau where we made out.
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What?
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Remember we... Come on, we had
sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops.
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We went back to the house
and got really silly...
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...and we made out.
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Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Really?
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Ross is Batman.
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Well, he did manage to keep
his identity secret for a long time.
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Rachel got Ross the tuxedo
that Val Kilmer wore in Batman.
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Batman is so much cooler
than James Bond.
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- What? 007 has all those gadgets.
- Batman has a utility belt.
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- 007 has a fancy car.
- Batman has the Batmobile.
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- 007 gets all the ladies.
- Heh. Batman has Robin.
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We get ESPN, right?
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How about you go put on your 007
tuxedo, and I'll make you a nice martini?
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Actually I don't like martinis.
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- A Yoo-Hoo with a funny straw?
- Ooh, yum.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I know the invitation says 6:00...
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...but does that mean get there at 6,
or the show starts at 6?
238
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,900
The show?
239
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,447
Right, the wedding. Gotcha.
240
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,950
But weddings start a little late, right?
241
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,828
Have you ever
been to one of my weddings?
242
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,207
Ah, well, it's the same day
as my niece's christening...
243
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,710
...and I want my parents to see me.
244
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:25,590
My part's in the beginning. I'm not
in the rest of the show... Wedding.
245
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,800
The wedding starts at 6.
246
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,470
Okay. I totally hear you.
247
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,431
Ooh! How about this?
I vamp till they get there.
248
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,600
Heh. You'll "vamp"?
249
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,728
Yeah, yeah, like warm up the crowd.
Ask where they're from.
250
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,149
In Joey Tribbiani, you get
a minister and an entertainer.
251
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,776
I'm a "ministainer."
252
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,819
All right?
253
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,031
There's no one better.
There's no one greater.
254
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,407
Huh?
255
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,410
How can you not remember us kissing?
256
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,997
I don't know. I don't remember
a lot of things that never happened.
257
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,248
Wha...
258
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:05,046
Remember, we were on the sleeping
porch? We couldn't stop giggling.
259
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,548
Our coconuts kept knocking together.
260
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,218
Somewhere Joey's head is exploding.
261
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,180
I don't want
to make you uncomfortable...
262
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,892
...but I told Phoebe it happened,
and she doesn't believe me.
263
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,940
I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought
it happened, I would say it.
264
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,568
Maybe I passed out and you did stuff
to me while I was sleeping.
265
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,405
No.
266
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,032
It's okay, you don't have to do this.
I believe you.
267
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,203
If you say you kissed Melissa,
then you kissed Melissa.
268
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,415
- Thank you, Phoebe.
- Okay.
269
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,291
- But she didn't.
- I know.
270
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,338
- Hey.
- Hey.
271
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,715
You carry that around?
272
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,924
Yes.
273
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,052
I find it to be something
of a conversation piece.
274
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,306
- Between you and?
- Gunther.
275
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,809
Hey, hey. Why don't we put them on?
276
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,062
Get a picture of Batman
and James Bond, together.
277
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,732
I would, but my pants
are a little tight.
278
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:10,903
A little tight?
I could see 00 and 7 in those things.
279
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,783
I was looking forward to wearing
our celebrity tuxes together.
280
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:20,079
- So you're not gonna be wearing yours?
- Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux!
281
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,291
Let me try it on.
282
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,588
Okay. But just the jacket.
00 and 7 are not getting in there.
283
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,592
Okay.
284
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,305
Holy double-vented comfort, Batman!
285
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,476
- What's this?
- Huh?
286
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,562
An invitation to
the At First Sight premiere?
287
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,855
Oh, my God.
288
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,815
Val Kilmer didn't
wear this in Batman.
289
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:52,320
He wore it to the premiere of a fruity
love story where he was a blind guy.
290
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,906
Let me see that.
291
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,867
Oh, man.
292
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,746
The only super power you have is the
slightly heightened sense of smell.
293
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,291
Hey.
294
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,210
Uh, can I talk to you guys
for a second?
295
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,754
I give up.
Whatever you want, you can have it.
296
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,298
You want to sing a song or do a dance?
297
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,886
You want your mom at the altar
screaming racial slurs? I don't care.
298
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,642
No. I just want to thank you guys
for what you did for my parents.
299
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,353
They're so happy
to get to be a part of your special day.
300
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,687
Oh.
301
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,649
Well, your welcome.
Tell them we're glad they're coming.
302
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,362
I will. Oh, check out what they got
me to wear for the ceremony!
303
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,949
Huh?
304
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,245
I wear it like this when I
marry you guys. And then this...
305
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,956
...is for party time.
306
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,715
It happened.
I am telling you it happened.
307
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,759
Hey, it was great meeting you.
308
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,013
And, uh, Rachel? I don't think
I'll be calling you because, uh...
309
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,932
...you know, you've gotten weird.
310
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,853
Take care, you guys.
311
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,480
Wha... Wait a minute. Okay, look.
312
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,985
That night was the one wild thing
I've ever done in my life.
313
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,279
I won't let you take it away from me.
314
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,699
So if you don't remember that,
maybe you'll remember this...
315
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:31,377
Oh, my God. You love me.
316
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,298
- What?
- Of course I remember our kiss.
317
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,717
I think about it all the time.
318
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,429
I can still hear
the coconuts knocking together, I...
319
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,643
I didn't want to tell you, because I
didn't think you'd return my love.
320
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,020
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
321
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,151
Aw! Look who's being suddenly shy.
322
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,821
You have to feel what I feel.
323
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,699
Nobody can kiss that good
and not mean it.
324
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,077
I'm just a good kisser.
325
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,705
Shut up.
326
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708
I'm sorry.
327
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,418
Oh.
328
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,340
Oh, you don't have to be sorry.
329
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,760
I'm obviously kidding.
330
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,971
I'm not in love with you.
I'm not in love with her.
331
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,642
I don't hear coconuts
banging together.
332
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,439
I don't picture your face
when I make love to my boyfriend.
333
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,734
Anyway, I gotta go.
334
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,153
A kiss goodbye?
335
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,947
No? Okay.
336
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,207
Wow!
337
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,711
I mean, I had no idea
that that would...
338
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,261
What the hell was that?
339
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,972
Just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.
340
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,600
- And?
- I've had better.
341
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,776
I found one that fits.
342
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:23,864
Well, you know what they say?
23rd time's a charm.
343
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,869
Aw! Look at you, all handsome.
344
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,539
- Whose is it?
- Oh, does it matter?
345
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:35,126
All that matters
is that you look so handsome.
346
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,590
- Whose is it?
- I don't want to say.
347
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,052
Come on, I don't care. Whose is it?
348
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,971
Diane Keaton.
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