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- Oh, hey! How was your audition?
- Hey.
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I'm sorry, do I know you?
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What are you doing?
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Practicing blowing you off.
I'm gonna be a big movie star!
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Oh, you got it?
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- Not yet, but the audition went great!
- What's it for?
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A big-budget period movie about
three Italian brothers...
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...who come to America at the turn
of the century. It's classy.
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The director's supposed to be
the next-next Martin Scorsese.
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The "next-next"?
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A guy from Chicago's supposed to be
the next Martin Scorsese.
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This guy's right after him.
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Hello?
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Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to
the casting people. They loved you!
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They loved me!
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They want to see you again tomorrow.
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- Oh, my God.
- Just one thing.
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Do you have a problem
with full-frontal nudity?
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Are you kidding me?
I never rent a movie without it!
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Oh.
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Uh, okay, let me call you back.
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- What's the matter?
- They want me naked in the movie.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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- My grandmother's gonna see this.
- Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
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The wedding's so close.
Are you nervous?
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Yeah, but I also can't
wait till it's over.
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We have a pact not to have sex
again until the wedding.
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A "no sex" pact, huh?
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I have one of those with
every woman in America.
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Will you give me a hand
making up the guest bedroom?
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Cousin Cassie's staying with us
for a few days.
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Cassie? I haven't seen her
in, like, forever.
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I wonder if she still carries
a Barbie everywhere?
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- She's 25 years old.
- So? I still...
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You're probably right.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Pheebs, can I talk to you
over here for a second?
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Yeah.
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Subtle, guys.
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What?
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I know you're planning my
surprise bridal shower.
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Ha, okay, well, don't ruin it.
Just play along, at least.
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- Okay. Sorry.
- Okay.
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Oh, my God.
We have to throw her a shower?
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What'd you decide to do
about the movie?
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I don't know.
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It's not like it's porn.
This is a serious, legitimate movie.
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Nudity's really important
to the story.
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That's what you say about porn.
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Maybe I shouldn't go on the callback.
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No, you should. A lot of major
actors do nude scenes.
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The chance to star in a movie?
Come on!
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That's true. And I'm only naked in
one scene. It sounds really great.
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My character's Catholic. He falls
in love with a Jewish girl.
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We run away and get caught
in a big rainstorm.
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We go into a barn, undress each other
and hold each other.
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It's really sweet and tender.
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Plus, everyone is gonna
see your thing.
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When can we have this shower?
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She has so much going on,
we have only two options.
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- We have Friday.
- That's just two days away.
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- What is the other option?
- Yesterday.
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Well, if we make it yesterday,
woo-hoo, we're done.
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It's impossible.
We can't do this by Friday.
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We have to find a place,
invite people, get food.
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There's too much to do.
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- We cannot do it!
- Calm down!
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Okay. I'm sorry, you're right.
I'm sorry.
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Just calm down, woman!
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Phoebe, I already did.
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- All right, then I need to calm down.
- Okay.
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I think we can do this
if we just get organized.
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- Uh-huh.
- We have two days to plan this party.
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- We just need to make fast decisions.
- Mm-hm.
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Where will we have it?
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- Um, here. What time?
- Four o'clock. Food?
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- Finger sandwiches and tea.
- Ooh, great. Very Monica.
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- And chili.
- Ah, you went one too far.
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- Uh, flowers or balloons?
- Both.
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- We're paying for this. Okay.
- Neither.
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- Um, what should we do for the theme?
- "Lusts of the Flesh."
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- What?
- I don't know. Cowboy theme?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm glad we decided not to sleep
together before the wedding.
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Oh, boy. Me too.
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You know, I was thinking,
if we had a big fight...
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- Mm-hm.
...and, uh, we broke up for a few hours.
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- Yeah.
- Technically, we could have sex again.
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What do you think,
bossy and domineering?
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The wedding's off,
sloppy and immature.
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- That's me. Come on.
- Okay.
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Wait. Cassie's in the guest room.
We're going to lunch.
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Get rid of her, obsessive and shrill!
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Shrill? The wedding is back on.
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I thought I heard voices.
You must be Chandler.
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- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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- So, ready to go?
- Yeah.
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- Chandler?
- I'll be right with you.
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- Cassie needs to stay at your place.
- Why?
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Because "Pervie Perverson" here
can't stop staring at her.
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Chandler, she's our cousin!
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I wasn't staring.
I was listening intently.
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It's called being a good
conversationalist. Watch.
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Say something.
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You were staring about eight inches
south of there.
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Fine. She can stay at my place.
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What does Cassie look like now?
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- She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
- Huh.
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So this Aunt Marilyn,
is she coming to the wedding?
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Wafer-thin ice.
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Hey, I'm back.
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Hi, Joey.
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Uh, so, will I be reading
the same scene again?
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I tried to call you.
You didn't need to come today.
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Oh, great.
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I'd have been perfect for this part.
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You made a bad decision and
ruined your movie. Good day!
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You didn't need to come, because the
director saw your tape and loved it.
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And scene.
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Huh? Wasn't that fun?
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We did a little improv there. Yeah!
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So, you... You were saying?
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The director wants to meet you
tomorrow.
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Wow. Sure. That's great.
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Your agent said you're okay
with nudity.
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Yeah, sure. As long as
it's handled tastefully.
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And that barn is not too cold.
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Terrific.
Well, uh, there's one more thing.
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Uh... Uh, it's important to the director
that everything in the movie is authentic.
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In your love scene with Sarah...
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...she talks about how she's never
seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish.
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So...
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So, what?
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So, uh, well, the director is insisting
that whoever play that part...
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...be authentically, uh, anatomically...
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...not Jewish.
You know what I'm saying?
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Yes!
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No. What?
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An Italian Catholic immigrant
at this time would not be...
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Bar mitzvah-ed?
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- To get this part, you can't be...
- No.
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- But you are?
- Yep.
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- You told them you weren't?
- That's right.
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Wow. Wow.
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It's definitely all gone?
There's nothing there to work with?
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- What were you thinking?
- I don't know. I just want this part.
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They say no matter what you're asked
during an audition, say yes.
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They want you to ride a horse,
say you can.
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You figure out how to do it later.
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This is not like learning to ride
a horse. This is like learning to...
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...grow a turtleneck.
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I know, okay? Tomorrow,
when I go meet the director...
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...I have to take my clothes off so
they can see what my body looks like.
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Oh, my God. What are you gonna do?
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I have to call my agent
and tell her I can't do the part.
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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This may sound crazy, but there may
be something we could...
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...fashion.
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- Like what?
- Well, I'm not sure yet, but, um...
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...off the top of my head,
I'm thinking...
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...double-sided tape
and some sort of luncheon meat.
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I've got a great idea for party
favors for the shower.
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We get mahogany boxes and
carve everyone's names in them.
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Then inside is each person's
individual birthstone.
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Okay. Okay.
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- All right, you take care of that.
- Okay.
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Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow
and we don't have a guest list.
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Okay. Who do we know that's coming?
Me. Are you?
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- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
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I'm making something for Joey.
Can I raid your fridge?
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Have at it.
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All right. Turkey?
Mm, that won't work.
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Cheese? That won't work.
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Olive loaf? I hope that won't work.
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Are you making him a sandwich?
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No, it's, um, more like a wrap.
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Okay, so, um, I'm gonna go, guys.
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So you can get back to deciding on
what to get me for a present!
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We have to get her a present?
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Okay, but look. Look at what I got.
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It's her address book.
We have a guest list.
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Ah.
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You're amazing. Did you pull
that out of her purse?
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Uh-huh. And a little seed money
for the party.
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Oh, nice.
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Cassie?
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- Hey, Ross.
- Hi. Ha, ha.
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It's been so long!
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Last time I saw you...
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...you were setting up your tent
in line for Return of the Jedi.
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Oh, uh, that's right.
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So you did see me that day.
Because it seemed like you didn't.
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- Yeah, sorry about that.
- It's okay. Come on in.
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Thanks for letting me stay here.
Monica's place was nice.
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But her fiancé sure stares a lot.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God! You do a great Chandler!
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I have a knack for impressions.
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Well, maybe after we get re-acquainted,
uh, you could do me.
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Yeah. No!
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Cassie, how you...?
How you doing on that...
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...hot dog?
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- I'm all done.
- Thank God.
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The last time we hung out was when
our parents rented that beach house.
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Oh, right, right.
Ooh, remember the time...
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...l, uh, pinned you down
and tickled you until you cried?
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We're probably too old to do that now.
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I'll always remember that summer.
It's when I got all these freckles.
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Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
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And... And I'll always remember
that summer...
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...because that's when I realized
that we are related.
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It took you that long
to figure it out, huh?
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Um, I'm a little slow.
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Just as our children would be.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How are you? Good. Hi.
Thanks for coming.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. So nice to see you.
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- No, thanks.
- Okay. Hey, Rach?
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- Yeah?
- Who the hell are all these people?
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I don't know.
I called everybody in her book.
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These are the ones that could
show up on 24 hours' notice.
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There's a word for people like that:
Losers.
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Hi, I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe.
I'm the maid of honor.
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How do you know Monica?
227
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- I was her accountant four years ago.
- Oh...
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I'm interested to find out who's been
doing her taxes the last four years.
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That's great.
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- When is Monica supposed to get here?
- I don't know.
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Excuse us.
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- You didn't tell her?
- You were supposed to.
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You were supposed to tell her to come!
I was bringing the cake!
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- Fine, I'll go call her.
- And please tell her to bring a cake!
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We have a lot of options. A number
of prototypes for you to try on.
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Wow, those look great.
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00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,910
Okay, this one's a mushroom cap.
Uh, this one is made of bologna.
238
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,871
- And... And the toothpicks?
- Just until the glue dries.
239
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,414
Thank God.
240
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,294
These are more realistic,
but perishable.
241
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,798
Over here, we have pink suede,
which is nice.
242
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,509
But if it gets wet, it'll shrink.
243
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,428
Maybe we'll just
take that one away.
244
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:18,142
I also did a little something in fur,
but, uh, that's really just for me.
245
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:25,358
Why don't you try these on?
We'll get a better idea of what works.
246
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:29,070
Thanks, you are such a good friend.
And this is so weird.
247
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:36,995
Ow.
248
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,414
- Toothpick?
- Yeah.
249
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,126
- What are you trying now?
- The Fruit Roll-up.
250
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,378
- And?
- Delicious.
251
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,922
Joey.
252
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,426
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We have a winner!
253
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,927
What? Which one?
254
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,973
The Silly Putty.
Not so silly anymore!
255
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:12,739
She's your cousin. She's your cousin.
256
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:18,411
If she knew what was going on in
your head, she'd think you were sick.
257
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,421
Or would she?
Let's back up for a second.
258
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:33,509
She was the one who suggested
opening a bottle of wine.
259
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,721
She was the one who
turned down the lights.
260
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,558
She was the one that wanted to rent
Logan's Run...
261
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,728
...the sexiest movie ever.
262
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,192
I know that look.
263
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:53,738
Forget it. I want it. She wants it.
264
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,948
I'm going in.
265
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,959
What the hell are you doing?
266
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,880
Say something clever.
267
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,134
Okay, doesn't have to be clever.
268
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,222
Just has to be words. Say some words.
269
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,184
Any words will do.
270
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,396
Oh, my God, this is the longest...
271
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:32,527
...that anyone has not talked ever!
272
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,572
There is nothing you could say
to make this worse...
273
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,451
...so just say something!
274
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:46,040
I haven't had sex in a very long time.
275
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,380
Yeah, you really
shouldn't have said anything.
276
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,343
Phoebe? Rachel? It's Monica.
277
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,806
I wonder what you could possibly
need me for on such short notice?
278
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,310
Oh.
279
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,273
- Oh, Monica. We are so sorry.
- For what?
280
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,318
First, for forgetting to
throw you a bridal shower.
281
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,946
Then, forgetting to invite you to it.
282
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,867
You already had it?
283
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:24,370
We called everyone in your phone book.
A bunch of people came.
284
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,915
It took us so long to get you here
that they had to leave.
285
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:33,087
We wanted to throw you a big surprise
and a great shower.
286
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,173
Now you don't have either.
287
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,799
- We ruined everything.
- Ugh.
288
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:41,804
No, wait a minute, that's not true.
What you did was really sweet.
289
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,474
- It kind of works out for the best, heh.
- What do you mean?
290
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:50,229
Now I get to spend my shower
with the only people I really love.
291
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:55,234
I get all those presents without
talking to people I don't even like!
292
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,826
- Surprise.
- Surprise, Monica.
293
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,835
What's cool is, the character
is from Naples, right?
294
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,838
- Yeah.
- My whole family's from Naples.
295
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:21,260
That's great. Okay. I've heard
everything I need to hear...
296
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,930
We just need to, uh...
297
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,015
Leslie?
298
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,269
- Uh, Joey, this is the awkward part.
- Oh, hey, right. Not a problem.
299
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,189
I totally understand you need to...
300
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,984
...make sure I don't have any
horrible scars or tattoos.
301
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,527
Don't you worry.
302
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,656
I have nothing to hide.
303
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,910
So, there you go. That's me.
304
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,704
One hundred-percent natural.
305
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:07,640
I tell you, that has never
happened before.
306
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,482
Cassie, are you finding
everything okay?
307
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,443
Yeah. Thank you so much
for letting me stay here.
308
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,821
Oh, it's no problem. I've...
309
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,048
What?
310
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,385
Say something. Say anything.
311
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,430
Ask her out! She's not your cousin!
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