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- Hi.
- Hi! Hi, Ben.
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- Hi.
- We have a bathroom emergency.
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- Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
- Okay, uh, before we do...
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...uh, are any of Joey's special
romance magazines in there?
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- No.
- Okay, all clear.
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Thanks, Phoebe.
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That's Rachel.
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- But whatever.
- Mm-hm.
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Could you do me a big favor?
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The, uh, dean's office called
and said there was an urgent meeting.
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Can you watch Ben for an hour?
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- Well, what about Monica?
- Uh, she isn't home.
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So it would just be me alone?
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- Well, Ben would be there.
- No...
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Huh. Um...
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- What's the matter?
- Well, uh, you know, it's just, uh...
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I've never done that before.
Me and him, alone.
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He's not an ex-con.
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Okay, okay, okay. Um...
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- What do I do with him?
- I don't know, talk to him.
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Entertain him. Keep him alive.
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- Okay.
- Okay, Ben, come here.
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I'm gonna leave you here with
Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay?
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Gonna be okay?
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- I think so.
- I wasn't talking to you.
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What about the second minister?
I kind of liked him.
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- You mean the spitter?
- Come on. He wasn't that bad.
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Easy for you to say,
you'd be wearing a veil.
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- And the third guy?
- He kept staring at your chest.
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Can you blame him?
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I don't like the idea of me saying, "I do"...
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...while he's thinking, "I'd do it too."
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- Well, then we still have a problem.
- With what?
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We need someone
to perform our wedding...
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...and they're all either
boring or annoying...
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...or keep staring at the ladies.
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Ooh, you should have one of us do it.
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We're getting "married" married,
not "6th-grade" married.
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No, it's a real thing.
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Anyone can be ordained on the Internet
and perform weddings and stuff.
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I call it!
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What? It was my idea!
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Thank you very much,
but neither of you is marrying us.
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Does calling it not mean
anything anymore?
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We're having a legitimate clergy member.
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And when I say legitimate, I mean gay...
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...and in control of his saliva.
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Ben, you know, when, uh...
When you were a baby...
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...we'd hang out all the time.
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Because I was your daddy's girlfriend.
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But you're not anymore.
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- No, I'm not.
- Because you guys were on a break...
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Hey, we were not on a... Okay.
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- When's my daddy coming back?
- Fifty-two minutes.
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So no brothers or sisters, huh?
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You know what, I had two sisters
and we just tortured each other.
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- Really? Like how?
- Well, you know, we would, um...
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We'd repeat everything the other said...
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...or, uh, we'd jump out of closets
to scare each other...
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...or, ha, switch the sugar for the salt
so they put salt on their cereal.
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That's a good one.
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- Yeah, you like that one?
- Yeah, you're funny.
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I'm funny?
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Oh, thank God.
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Well, hey, I got a ton of these.
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Um, you, uh... You take a quarter...
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You take a quarter...
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...and you blacken the edge, right?
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And then you say,
"I bet you can't roll this quarter...
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...to your chin without it leaving your face."
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And when they do it, they're left with
a line down the center of their face.
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Can I do it to you?
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Yeah, I'm funny, Ben, but I'm not stupid.
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Heh, okay?
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So did you, uh,
find anyone to marry you guys yet?
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No, but "Horny for Monica" minister called...
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...wondering if we're still together.
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- We'll never find anybody.
- Then let me do it.
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- Joe...
- No, I've been thinking.
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I'm an actor, so I won't
get nervous in front of people.
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I won't spit and I won't stare
at Monica's breasts.
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Everyone knows I'm an ass man.
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- That is true.
- And the most important thing...
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...is it won't be some stranger
who barely knows you.
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It'll be me. And I swear,
I'll do a really good job.
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Plus, I love you guys
and it would really mean a lot to me.
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Might be kind of cool.
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- So I can do it?
- Yeah, you can do it.
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All right! Okay!
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Okay, I gotta get started
on my speech.
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Wait a minute.
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- Internet ministers can still have sex?
- Yeah.
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Coming.
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I have a bone to pick with you.
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- Uh-oh.
- Yes.
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Ben learned a little trick.
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- Oh, did he pull the old...?
- That's right, that's right.
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Saran wrap on the toilet seat...
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...so the pee goes everywhere.
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- Oh, that.
- Yeah, that.
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You know I hate practical jokes.
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They're mean, they're stupid
and I don't want my son learning them.
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Oh, come on. Saran wrap on the toilet seat?
Isn't that just a little funny?
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- I was barefoot.
- Oh.
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Tell me, the toilet thing is the
only thing you taught him, right?
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Yes.
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- Hey.
- Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani.
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- You got ordained?
- Yeah.
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Just got off the Internet.
Man, there's a lot of porn out there.
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Our minister.
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I started on what I'm gonna say
for the ceremony. Want to hear it?
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- Yeah.
- Listen, this is just the first draft, so...
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"We are gathered here today
on this joyous occasion...
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...to celebrate the special love
that Monica and Chandler share.
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Huh? Right.
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It is a love based on giving and receiving...
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...as well as having and sharing.
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And the love that they give and have
is shared and received.
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And through this having and giving...
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...and sharing and receiving...
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...we too can share and love and have...
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...and receive."
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Should we call the spitter?
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- Ha! Hey, Rachel.
- Hi.
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What a surprise.
What are you doing here?
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I was just in the neighborhood...
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...and I passed by your building
and thought, "What's up with Carol...
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...and sweet little Ben?"
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- That's nice. Well, uh, come on in.
- Okay.
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Um, I'll make some coffee
and, uh, we can chat.
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I'd love that. I would love that.
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So, uh... So where is sweet little Ben?
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I would love to have a little...
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I found him!
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Very funny. Come here.
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That is exactly why I've come here
to talk to you, okay?
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- Rach, you want some sugar?
- Yes, but...
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Do I want sugar in my coffee?
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No, just some milk would
be good, Carol. Thanks.
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Okay. Remember all that stuff
I taught you yesterday?
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"Remember all that stuff
I taught you yesterday?"
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- Don't do that.
- "Don't do that."
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- Your dad doesn't like pranks.
- "Your dad doesn't like pranks."
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- Oh, damn it.
- "Oh, damn it!"
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No! Don't say that.
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- Damn it!
- Go back to repeating.
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- Damn it!
- Oh, crap.
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- "Oh, crap!"
- Oh.
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Okay, I got some more written, ready?
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Yeah, okay.
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"When I think of the love that these
two givers and receivers share...
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...I can't help but envy the lifetime
ahead of having and loving...
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...and giving..." And then I can't
think of a good word for right here.
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- How about "receiving"?
- Yes!
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See, Joe, not that that's not great...
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...but one cool thing about having
a friend perform the ceremony...
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...is that it can be about us.
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It can be more personal.
You can tell stories about us.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Uh, okay. Maybe I'll talk about London.
You know, when you two hooked up.
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Only I won't say "hooked up"...
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...I'll say, "began their beautiful journey...
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- There you go.
...by doing it."
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- Joe.
- Okay, all right, um...
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So, uh... So how did it happen?
Did your eyes meet across the room...
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...then you're in the bathtub
and she's feeding you strawberries?
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- Isn't that what happened to you?
- Yeah!
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I call that "London style."
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That didn't happen with us.
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Ooh, but maybe you should say it is,
because "London style" sounds nice.
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Yeah.
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Okay, uh...
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I was sad that night because
this guy thought I was Ross' mom.
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Ah.
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And Chandler was really sweet
and he consoled me...
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...and we drank too much.
- Yeah, baby.
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I was a gentleman and I walked her
to her hotel room and said good night.
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Oh.
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- But then, later that night...
- Yeah, baby.
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Hey.
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Cute P.J.s. Really living it up
here in London, huh?
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Well, I wasn't exactly
expecting company after...
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...9:15.
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Is Joey here?
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Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid
and a bucket of strawberries.
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So, uh, you're not still upset
about what that guy told you, are you?
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Wouldn't you be?
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It's been a really emotional time
and you've had a lot to drink...
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You have to let that go, okay?
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You were the most beautiful woman
in the room tonight.
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Really?
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You kidding? You're the most
beautiful woman in most rooms...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
We just made out.
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- We're making out?
- Not anymore.
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- But we don't do that.
- I know, I thought it would be fun.
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How drunk are you?
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Enough to know I want to do this.
Not so much that you should feel guilty.
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That's the perfect amount.
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- You know what's weird?
- What?
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- This doesn't feel weird.
- I know.
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- You're a really good kisser.
- Well, I have kissed over four women.
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- Want to get under the covers?
- Mm-hm.
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Okay.
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Wow, you are really fast!
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It bodes well for me
that speed impresses you.
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- We're gonna see each other naked.
- Yep.
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- At the same time?
- Count of three?
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One, two, three.
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Well, I think it's safe to say
our friendship is effectively ruined.
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- Eh, we weren't that close anyway.
- Eh.
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Joey, Joey, Joey. It's Joey.
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Hey.
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Hey, Joe. I was just watching a movie...
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Oh, dude, I'm so sorry.
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No!
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It's cool, I'm still with my bridesmaid.
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Where are the condoms?
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In my bag over there.
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Ah.
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Uh...
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...could you leave me one?
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For just you?
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Yeah.
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All right. There you go, buddy.
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Go nuts.
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That's what that was?
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Can you imagine
if I hadn't left you that last one?
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You two might've never gotten together.
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Oh, ooh. Can you imagine if I had sent
that hooker up, like I was gonna?
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- It's like it was in the stars.
- Hmm.
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Yeah, totally meant to be.
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Tell him who you originally
wanted to hook up with that night.
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- What?
- What?
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What?
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Who did you originally
want to hook up with?
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Okay, fine, but please don't be upset.
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I was really depressed, okay?
And really drunk.
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I wanted something stupid
and meaningless. I just wanted sex.
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So when I went to your room that night...
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...I was actually looking for Joey.
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Yeah, baby.
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No, baby.
243
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,853
Oh, my God.
244
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,897
You came looking for Joey?
245
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:45,443
- Were you planning on telling me this?
- No, I didn't think it was important.
246
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,404
It's not important? It's not important?
247
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,783
If it wasn't for a bridesmaid,
you'd be marrying him.
248
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,579
No! Do you know how unbelievably
glad I am that Joey wasn't there?
249
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,331
Hey!
250
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,543
I'm a man of the cloth
but I still have feelings.
251
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,757
There's no way you're doing
this wedding now, okay?
252
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,594
What? That's not fair. It's not my fault.
253
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,388
I was with my bridesmaid.
254
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,682
And who's to say I would've said yes?
255
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,059
I mean, I would've said yes.
256
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,355
Look, you are making way
too big a deal out of this.
257
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,232
Everything worked out okay.
258
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,817
It's just weird, okay?
259
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,029
I don't want to be saying my vows with
the mental image of you and Monica.
260
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,449
I need... I don't know what I need.
I need a walk.
261
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,161
- Wait, Chandler, it's not a big deal.
- It is to me.
262
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,665
You wanted to sleep with Batman
and settled for Robin.
263
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,715
- This is crazy.
- No, Robin is so gay.
264
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,471
- So now what have we agreed?
- No more pranks.
265
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:59,267
- What else?
- You and Daddy were not on a break.
266
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,560
Very good.
267
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,066
Rachel, what are you doing here?
268
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,486
I'm just visiting my good friend Carol.
269
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,406
- Your good friend?
- Yeah.
270
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,241
What's her last name?
271
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,120
Carol...
272
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,456
...Lesbian.
- Nice.
273
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,670
By the way, that, uh...
That line down my face...
274
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:34,135
The line that prompted a student
in my last class of the day to say:
275
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,262
"Dude, don't you ever wash your face?"
276
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,516
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
277
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,895
I don't want you teaching my son
that stuff anymore.
278
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,938
- Okay?
- Fine. Fine.
279
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,859
Once I taught him that stuff,
he called me "fun Aunt Rachel."
280
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,111
And I loved being fun Aunt Rachel.
281
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,741
I'm glad you guys were bonding but...
282
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,077
Look, he doesn't have any siblings.
283
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,621
Somebody has to teach him this stuff.
284
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,625
I haven't taught him anything
a normal 6-year-old doesn't know.
285
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,919
- Crap!
- I gotta go.
286
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,968
- Hey.
- Hey.
287
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:20,807
You want this scone? It came for me
but it would rather sleep with you.
288
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,851
Nothing even happened.
289
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,688
I just... I don't want you to be upset.
290
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,649
How can I not be upset?
291
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,985
I finally fall in love
with this fantastic woman...
292
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,488
...and it turns out she wanted you first.
293
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,574
Yeah, for like a half an hour one night.
294
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,661
Chandler, she wants you
for the rest of her life.
295
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,208
We look at you and we see you together,
and it just...
296
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:50,753
It fits, you know?
297
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,590
And you just know
it's gonna last forever.
298
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,512
That's what you should say.
299
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,306
What?
300
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,186
When you're marrying us,
that's what you should say.
301
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,982
Really? I could do it?
302
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,484
I'd love you to do it.
303
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,028
Hey.
304
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,952
But those are the words.
Those exact words.
305
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,414
Well, I don't remember exactly...
306
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:33,171
...but it's pretty much about having
and giving and sharing and receiving.
307
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,510
- Hey.
- Hey.
308
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,763
- So you guys doing okay?
- Yeah.
309
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:47,018
We talked and Monica made me see
that I overreacted a little bit.
310
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,480
- Some things are more important.
- Yeah, baby.
311
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:57,486
I'm really glad you guys are okay,
but I just keep thinking...
312
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,907
...what would've happened
if you two had hooked up.
313
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,828
Honey, dinner's ready!
314
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,253
What's my little chef got for me tonight?
315
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,797
- Your favorite.
- Ho, ho, ho.
316
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,674
Fried stuff with cheese.
317
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,259
Yep.
318
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,969
And lots of it!
319
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,847
Thanks, sweetheart.
320
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,975
Give me a little sugar. Okay.
321
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,478
You wanna go...?
322
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,980
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
323
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,111
How you doing?
324
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,203
- Hey.
- Hey!
325
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:52,083
I'm sorry to do this again,
but could you look after Ben for a bit?
326
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,960
I've got this meeting at school...
327
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,088
...and he asked for his "fun Aunt Rachel."
328
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,091
Well, of course I will watch him.
329
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,301
We have fun, don't we, Ben?
330
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,681
- Okay. See you later, pal.
- Okay.
331
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,977
Wait a minute. Ben, I can't do it.
332
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,854
- You got something on your back.
- What?
333
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,191
That's great. That is great.
334
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,819
What did we just finish
talking about, Ben?
335
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,947
"What did we just finish
talking about, Ben?"
336
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,241
That's it! Come here!
337
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,035
- You're in big trouble, young man!
- No, wait.
338
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,413
Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
339
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,914
You guys, hold it. Seriously...
340
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,583
Oh, my God!
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