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We learned one thing, C.H.E.E.S.E:
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Cheerleaders and high explosives
don't mix.
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You can say that again, Mac.
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I couldn't have done it alone.
You're a genius.
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Oh, yeah? Well, how come I can't get
my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?
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What did you guys think?
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- Hey, the phone.
- I got it. I got it.
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Hello.
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- Hold on. Joey, it's your mom.
- It's Mommy.
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- Aw...
- That's nice.
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Ma, so what did you think?
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Well...
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...that was, um, okay.
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It wasn't the best.
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That was one
of the worst things ever...
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...and not just on TV.
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- What should we say?
- The lighting was okay.
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You got lighting last time.
Lighting is mine.
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I have costumes.
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That means I'm stuck with:
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"So we were watching you in there,
and you were sitting right here. Whoa."
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- What about you?
- I don't know.
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I can't lie to him again.
Oh, no, I... No.
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I'm just gonna press
my breasts up against him.
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- And say nothing?
- Uh-huh, yeah, that's right.
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Wow, my folks really liked it.
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What did you guys think?
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It wasn't that good.
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Do you think that your favorite animal
says much about you?
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You mean behind my back?
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Oh, you'll never believe
what happened to me today.
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- I am sitting in my office...
- You guys!
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Guess what my agent just said?
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I'm in the middle of a story here.
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Sorry, you finish.
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I'm sitting in my office,
and guess who walks in.
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I'm gonna be on two TV shows.
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That's great.
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- Joey.
- You weren't finished?
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Yeah, "Guess who walks
into my office" is my story.
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Ralph Lauren walked into my office.
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Uh, if you're starting another story,
at least let me finish mine.
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It's the same story.
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Uh, wow, it's really long.
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Ralph just came in to tell me
that he's so happy with my work...
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...that he wants me to be the new
merchandising manager for Polo retail.
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Aw...
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- Still get a discount on wedding gowns?
- Yeah.
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I'm so happy for you.
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These really are
the days of our lives.
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- What?
- Well, since you ask, ha, ha...
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They want me back on
Days of our Lives.
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- I get a big pay raise!
- Oh, hey!
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I'll be playing Drake Ramoray's
twin brother, Stryker.
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Ooh...
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I get to hire my own assistant.
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Well... I got a head rush
from standing up too fast.
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You were at this job four years?
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- That's right.
- This is all very impressive, Hilda.
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Um, I just have
one last question for you, uh...
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How did I do? Was this okay?
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- What?
- I've never interviewed anyone.
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I've never had anyone work for me.
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When I was a kid we had a maid,
but this isn't the same.
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No, dear, it's not.
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And I know that.
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Well, thank you so much for coming in.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Good meeting you.
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All right.
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I'm a total pro.
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- Hello.
- Wow. Huh, um...
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Hi, yes, I'm sorry.
The models are down the hall.
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I'm here about the assistant job.
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Really?
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Okay, well, then, all right.
Well, just have a seat there.
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Um, so what's...? What your name?
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Tag Jones.
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Uh-huh, go on.
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That's it. That's my whole name.
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That's your whole name.
Of course.
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Okay, let's just have a look-see here.
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I haven't worked in an office before.
I don't have much experience...
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What are you talking about?
You got three years painting houses...
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...two whole summers
at T.G.I. Friday's.
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It's lame, I know.
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But I'm a goal-oriented person,
eager to learn...
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Just hold on a second, please.
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It's for Human Resources. Everybody
has to. Would you stand up?
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Ha, ha, no, no, no.
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- Hey.
- Shh, shh, shh.
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- Anyway, I should go.
- Okay. Bye.
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- Hey, sweetie.
- Hi, sweetie.
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What was with all the whispering?
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I can't tell you. It's a secret.
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Secret? Married people aren't
supposed to have secrets.
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We love and respect
one another too much.
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Aw...
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But still, no, ha, ha.
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We should tell each other everything.
I don't have secrets from you.
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Really? So tell me what happened
to Ross, junior year at Disneyland.
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No, I can't do that.
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I'll tell you what Phoebe said.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, ahem, Ross and I
are going to Disneyland.
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We stop at this restaurant for tacos.
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When I say restaurant, I mean a guy,
a hibachi, and the trunk of his car.
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So Ross has about ten tacos.
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Anyway, we're on Space Mountain
and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
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Oh, my God. He threw up?
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No, he visited a town
a little south of throw up.
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Oh, my God!
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What was Phoebe's secret?
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Um, Nancy Thompson, from Phoebe's
old massage place, is getting fired.
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Oh.
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That's it? I gave up
my Disneyland story for that?
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Hm, that's right. You lose, sucker!
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Please still marry me.
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You have an assistant, right?
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Did she call?
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You told her I was sick, right?
Always tell her I am sick.
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I don't know.
How do you decide who to hire?
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I have it down to two people.
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One has great references
and a lot of experience.
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- And then, there's this guy.
- What about him?
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I love him.
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He's so pretty, I want to cry.
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I don't know what to do.
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Come on, you know what to do.
You hire the first one.
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Don't hire assistants because they're
cute. Do it because they're qualified.
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Uh-huh.
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I hear you. You make a lot of sense.
Can I just say one more thing?
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Look how pretty.
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Let me see.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh. But, no.
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No. You can't... You can't hire him
because it's not professional.
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Um, this is for me, yes?
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Okay, you're right.
I'll hire Hilda tomorrow.
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Dumb, old, perfect-for-the-job Hilda.
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Let me see.
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Wo-ha-ow!
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Don't show this to Monica.
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And don't tell her
about the "Wo-ha-ow!"
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- Ha, ha, hey, Joey.
- Hey, Terry.
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- Nice to see you again.
- Been a while.
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Funny, these halls look smaller
than they used to.
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It's a different building.
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So...
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...Stryker Ramoray, huh?
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- When do I start?
- How about right now?
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Okay.
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Here are the audition scenes.
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I thought you
were offering me the part.
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Why?
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I was Doctor Drake Ramoray,
Stryker's twin brother.
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Who looks more like me
than me, right?
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Everybody has to audition. Ha, ha.
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You know, Terry,
I don't really need to do this.
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I got my own cable TV series...
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...with a robot.
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I'm sorry, Joey.
That's the way it is.
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Well...
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...I guess you think
you're pretty special, huh?
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Sitting up here in your fancy,
small-halled building...
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...making stars jump
through hoops for you, huh?
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Well, you know what?
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This is one star whose hoop...
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This is the star the hoop...
This hoop...
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I was Doctor Drake Ramoray!
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Hi, Tag. What are you doing here?
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I came to thank you for not laughing
in my face yesterday.
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I noticed there were no plants
so I brought you your first.
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There is a plant in your office.
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Kind of.
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Right.
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So I guess I shouldn't put
"good at noticing stuff" on my résumé.
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Oh...
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- Thank you.
- Anyway...
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...I'm guessing you hired somebody.
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Well...
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Gotcha.
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Thanks again for meeting with me.
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But I hired you.
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- What?
- Yeah, you got the job.
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- You're my new assistant.
- I am?
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Yeah.
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- I can't believe it.
- Ha, ha, me either.
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First, I need you to go downstairs...
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...find a woman named Hilda,
and tell her to go home.
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- Hey.
- Hey, good, you're home.
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Always nicer to hear than,
"Oh, crap, you again."
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Hey, sweetie, I made you a surprise.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, tacos.
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Ever since that story,
I've had such a craving.
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Did you not understand the story?
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- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
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Ah, nothing. Just figuring out
what to do for dinner.
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Hey, ooh, what's that? Dinner stuff?
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- You making dinner?
- No.
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Shh!
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What's over there? Tacos?
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No. No.
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They're just, uh... They're...
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They're ground beef smileys.
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Uh, those are tacos.
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Excuse me, Mr. Mexico.
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Either way, I'll pass.
Still can't eat those.
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Ha, ha.
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What's so funny?
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I'm not laughing.
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You told her!
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Nancy Thompson's getting fired.
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Okay, okay. I had food poisoning.
It's not like I chose to do it!
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It's not like I said,
"What would make this ride more fun?"
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Right. You're right, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be laughing.
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I should be
laying down papers for you.
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- How could you?
- I had to. We're getting married.
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Married couples can't keep secrets.
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I... I guess Monica should know
about Atlantic City.
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Du... ude!
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- What happened?
- Chandler and I are in a bar...
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Did you not hear me say, "Du... ude"?
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- And this girl
is making eyes at Chandler.
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So he goes over to her and, uh, after
a minute or two, I see them kissing.
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You're thinking he's not the type
to go to bars and make out with girls.
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And you're right.
He's not the type...
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...to go to bars
and make out with "girls."
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You kissed a guy?
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Oh, my God!
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In my defense, it was dark
and he was a very pretty guy.
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Oh, Mon, I laughed so hard...
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Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out
your underwear again?
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Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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How's Hilda working out?
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Oh, my new assistant
is working out. Yes.
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She happy she got the job?
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My new assistant is very happy
that I hired my new assistant.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey! Can you hang on a second?
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It's the producers at
Mac and C.H.E.E.S. E...
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...if you'll excuse me for a minute.
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Hey, funny you should call. I was
just looking over next week's script.
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Canceled?
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Like, they're taking it off the air? Oh.
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00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,925
All right, I'll see you Monday.
247
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,720
We're not even shooting them anymore!
248
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,973
All right. Bye.
249
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,976
They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
250
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,936
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, sorry, Joey.
251
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,939
Why would they do that?
It was a good show, right?
252
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,746
You want to tell secrets?
Okay, in college...
253
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,123
...Ross used to wear leg warmers.
254
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:24,505
All right, Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice
look-alike contest and won.
255
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,468
Ross came in fourth and cried!
256
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,470
Oh, my God!
257
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,723
Oh, is that funny?
You find that funny?
258
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,809
Maybe Chandler should know
your secrets too.
259
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,270
Ha, ha.
Oh, I... I already told him everything.
260
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,105
You shush!
261
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,359
Once, she was sent to bed
without dinner...
262
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,570
...so she ate the macaroni off
a jewelry box she'd made.
263
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:54,077
Ross stayed home every Saturday night
to watch Golden Girls.
264
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,165
Monica couldn't tell time
until she was 13.
265
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,503
It's hard for some people!
266
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,922
Of course it is.
267
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,132
Wow.
268
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,678
- Chandler wore my underwear to work!
- Hey!
269
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:16,474
Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't think
of any more for Ross.
270
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,476
In college, Chandler got drunk...
271
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,728
...and slept with the lady
who cleaned our dorm.
272
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,564
That was you.
273
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,695
Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy.
274
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,491
How could this happen to me?
275
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:38,454
Yesterday, I had two TV shows.
Today, I got nothing.
276
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,541
Wait a minute,
what happened to Days of our Lives?
277
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,877
Uh, well, they might be a little mad
at me over there.
278
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,546
What happened?
279
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:51,968
Well, maybe I got a little upset, and
maybe I told them where they could go.
280
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,679
Joey, why would you do that?
281
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,390
Because! They wanted me to audition.
282
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:01,019
You, an actor? That's madness!
283
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,319
Rachel Green's office.
284
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,865
Tag.
285
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,575
Hi, who was that?
286
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,078
Nobody. I was just practicing.
287
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,538
Really?
288
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,088
- Hi.
- Hi, Rachel Green's office.
289
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,800
- You must be Hilda.
- Ahem.
290
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,054
He's Tag. This is Phoebe.
291
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,181
- Phoebe, can I see you for a sec?
Mm-hm.
292
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,515
- Phoebe.
Mm-hm.
293
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,851
- Great name.
- You like that?
294
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,729
- You should hear my phone number.
- Okay.
295
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,279
So you hired yourself
a little treat, did you?
296
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,657
I know how it looks,
but I am telling you...
297
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,410
You can't get involved
with your assistant.
298
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:04,373
I know that, and I know hiring him was
not the smartest thing I've ever done.
299
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,376
But, from now on,
I swear this is strictly professional.
300
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,046
- Yes.
- Hey, Rachel.
301
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,255
Hi.
302
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,050
Cute assistant. What's his story?
303
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,552
- Is he...?
- Gay? Yeah.
304
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,602
Hey, Terry.
305
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,104
Joey Tribbiani.
306
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:30,024
Surprised your big head
could fit through our small halls.
307
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,361
- I gotta go, Joey.
- Wait, Terry! Look, uh...
308
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,530
I'm really sorry about before.
309
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,991
I was an idiot, thinking I'm too big
to audition for you.
310
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,452
- Give me another chance.
- I can't.
311
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,496
Wait, Terry, please!
312
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,707
Look, I just lost my other job, okay?
313
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,128
You have no idea
how much I need this.
314
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,879
Please, help me out.
315
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,173
For old times' sake.
316
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,803
This guy's been in a coma
for five years. It's hopeless.
317
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,056
It's not. Dr. Stryker Ramoray
is a miracle worker.
318
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,349
Here he comes.
319
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,643
Good morning.
320
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:16,487
Drake, it's your brother, Stryker.
Can you hear me?
321
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,030
And cut.
322
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,118
I'm back, baby!
323
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,675
You know, in my defense, um...
324
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,512
...there was no glitter on
the macaroni and very little glue.
325
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,516
And in my defense,
the cleaning lady came on to me.
326
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,979
- Do you have trouble telling time now?
- No.
327
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,940
- Quick, what time is it?
- Time to kiss a guy?
328
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,738
What are you laughing at, Pampers?
329
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,285
You know when I said
married people...
330
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,371
...should share everything
and not have any secrets?
331
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,458
- Yeah?
- That was stupid. Let's not do that.
332
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,709
Oh.
333
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,169
Absolutely.
334
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,465
We should keep the stuff we told
each other secret from everyone else.
335
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,550
- Ha, ha.
- Yeah, definitely.
336
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,011
Okay, ha, ha.
337
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,680
If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna hang out with people...
338
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,350
...who don't know
the Space Mountain story.
339
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,854
- Then I'd steer clear of Phoebe.
- Man!
340
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:37,818
Not that you would, but I wouldn't
hang out with the guys at my office.
341
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,705
Hi.
342
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,418
- Do you have a minute?
- Sure. What's up?
343
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,506
I got asked out twice today
while I was at lunch...
344
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,466
...by guys.
345
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:03,970
- Really?
- Yeah.
346
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,597
Did you tell someone that I was gay?
347
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,142
Oh, did you not want people
to know that?
348
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:16,190
I'm not gay. I especially wouldn't
want you to think I was gay.
349
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,276
Why is that?
350
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,698
- I don't think I should say.
- Oh, you can say.
351
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,203
Come on, I don't want you to feel
like you can't tell me things.
352
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,082
- Okay.
- Okay.
353
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,918
- Well...
- Yeah.
354
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,671
...I'd love to ask out
your friend Phoebe.
355
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,467
Yeah, she's gay.
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