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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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So, what do you think?
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- About what?
- What?
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Are you kidding? Okay,
I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.
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Eyes. No, no. Your eyes! No.
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Chandler's eyes!
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I got glasses.
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You always had glasses.
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No, I didn't.
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Are you sure?
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Didn't you used to have a pair?
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They were really round and burgundy,
and they made you look kind of, um...
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- Feminine.
- Yes!
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No.
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I think the glasses look great.
They make you look sexy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You didn't think
I used to wear glasses, right?
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- Of course.
- Pfft.
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I had no idea.
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What do you want for
an engagement present?
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Oh, that's okay, we're not having a party...
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...so you don't have to get us...
- Ah, buh-buh-buh! Heh.
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If someone wants to give us a present,
we don't want to deprive them of that joy.
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Oh, you should get them
one of those little CD players.
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Oh, I already have one.
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Unless someone borrowed it
and left it at the gynecologist.
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Yeah, and by "someone"
she means Joey.
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Hey, I know what I want!
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- What we want, honey.
- No, you don't want this.
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I want to have your grandmother's
cookie recipe.
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You mean the chocolate chip
cookie recipe?
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- Uh-huh, yeah.
- The one my grandmother...
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...made me swear on her deathbed...
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...that I would never
let out of our family?
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Dying people say the craziest things.
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I've wanted it for years. I was gonna
make cookies for my children.
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Break my heart. Oh, all right.
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I'll be the mom who makes the
world's best chocolate chip cookies.
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Our kids are gonna be fat,
aren't they?
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- Ahoy!
- Hey.
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- How's the boat?
- I'm getting into this sailing stuff.
42
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You finally took it out of the marina?
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Why would I do that?
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It took three guys
to get the thing in there.
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If you don't sail it,
what do you do on it?
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It's a great place
to just kind of sit...
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...hang around, drink a few beers,
eat some chips.
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It's good that you finally
have a place to do that.
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Joey, I could teach you
to sail if you want.
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- You could?
- Yeah, I've been sailing my whole life.
51
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When I was 15,
my dad bought me my own boat.
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- Your own boat?
- He was trying to cheer me up.
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My pony was sick.
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- You know what I was thinking?
- What?
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Nothing, I just like to go like this.
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- Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
- Why, do you have a lecture?
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- No, why?
- Then, free as a bird. What's up?
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Uh, my dad wants to know if you want
to play racquetball.
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Wow, that's great! Dad must like you.
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- He doesn't ask just anyone to play.
- He didn't really ask for you.
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He asked for "Chauncey."
I assumed he meant you.
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Did you correct him?
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No, I thought it would be
more fun this way.
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Maybe this is something
you could do this every week.
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Or you could sit on the porch...
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...and make sure no one
steals the trashcans.
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He does that every week too.
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Just so you know, you have to let
him win. He hates to lose.
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Oh, no problem.
Maybe I'll play with my left hand.
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You're not a lefty?
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Does anybody know me?
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What's wrong, Phoebe?
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I just went to my old apartment
to get you the cookie recipe...
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...and that stupid fire burned it up!
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No! Why didn't you make a copy
and keep it in a fireproof box...
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...and keep it at least 100 yards
away from the original?
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Because I'm normal.
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That was the one legacy
my grandmother left me.
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And I know you wanted it
as an engagement present.
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We have to get you
an engagement present?
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Don't worry about it.
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No one got me an engagement present.
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Okay, here.
I don't have the recipe, but here.
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I wish you health
and happiness.
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An old cookie?
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See, this is what happens
when you don't register for gifts.
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I made a batch and I froze it.
And this is the only one left.
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- We can't accept this.
- Why not?
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Because it's gross.
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No, wait. I think I can figure out
the recipe from this cookie.
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I do this at work all the time.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I think I can.
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Oh, yay!
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Okay, Ross, we owe you a present.
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Two! I've been engaged twice.
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Look at this clown.
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Because he's got a bigger boat
he thinks he can take up the whole river.
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Get out of the way, jackass!
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Who names their boat
Coast Guard, anyway?
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- That is the Coast Guard.
- What are they doing out here?
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The coast is all the way over there.
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Joey, just ignore the boats.
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- We're not finished with our lesson.
- All right.
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I'm gonna go over the basic
points one more time.
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Come on, Rach. Not again. I got it, okay?
Let's start sailing!
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I want to go over there
where that boatload of girls is. Yeah, oh!
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Oh, is that what you wanna do?
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You want to give a shout out
to the old hot chicas?
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Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe.
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Quick question, though:
What's this called?
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- Uh, boat rope?
- Wrong.
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- How do you get the mainsail up?
- Uh...
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Rub it?
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No. What do you do if I say
we're coming about?
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I'd say, "Come again?" Ha, ha.
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No, no, I know this one.
I know this one. Uh, um...
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Time's up. Now you're dead.
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And deaf!
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Okay, you go on
and make your little jokes.
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If you don't know
what you're doing at sea...
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...you will die at sea.
Am I getting through to you, sailor?
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- Yes.
- Don't just say yes.
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This isn't a game.
You could get hurt out here!
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So do you want to pay attention,
or do you want to die?
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I want to make a
ship-to-shore call to Chandler.
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- All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.
- You do?
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You don't? Heh.
Well, that's the difference...
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...between a professional and a layman.
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That and arrogance.
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Hey.
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Hey. How was sailing?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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- You could've saved me a whole cookie.
- No!
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Women are mean!
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I can't believe that.
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Now the only thing left
of my grandmother's legacy is...
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...this crumb.
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I wish you a long and happy marriage.
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- Hey.
- How was it?
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Well, I had a great time.
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Um, Chauncey on the other hand...
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I will tell the story.
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It was going great.
I let him win, we were bonding...
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...he even said I could call him Dad.
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And what did he ask you
not to call him?
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"Daddy."
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Look, here's the story.
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We had just finished playing racquetball...
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...and we were gonna take a steam.
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I walk into the steam room...
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...and it's really steamy.
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So I take off my glasses,
and that's when it happened.
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Guys?
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- Over here.
- Have a seat, son.
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Hey!
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- Oh, my God, Chandler! I can't believe it.
- I know.
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You gave my father a lap dance.
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Why do they put
so much steam in there?
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Because otherwise they'd
have to call it the "room" room.
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Why, okay? Why?
Why did that have to happen?
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Come on, it's not that big a deal.
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Not that big a deal? There...
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There was touching of things.
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I know you wanted
to bond with my dad...
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...but did you have to bond
to that part?
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Listen, I'm sure Dad doesn't care.
He probably thought this was funny.
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He'll be telling this story for years.
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I don't want him to tell
this story for years.
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Oh, but he will.
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He still tells the story about how
Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
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I wasn't escaping.
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Then how'd you get caught
in the barbed wire?
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I was trying to help out a squirrel.
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You were trying to eat it.
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If that is your father calling
to tell this story...
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...then the marriage is off!
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Come on. Hello.
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I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
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Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love you.
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- All right, I'm off to see your dad.
- Oh, whoa.
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Aren't you a little overdressed?
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Yeah, and you better make sure
he tips you this time.
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I figured I would try to convince
him not to tell the story anymore...
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...and I figured the best way
to do that was face to face.
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And by "face," I don't mean his lap.
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And by "face," I don't mean my ass.
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Are you getting Monica
and Chandler an engagement present?
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I don't know. You know,
they didn't get us anything.
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Thank you!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Well, hello.
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So when are we getting
back out on the water, matey?
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Oh, uh, I don't know the boat way
to say this, but, never.
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- Why not?
- Because you're mean on the boat.
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Wha...? I was just trying to teach you.
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Well, lesson learned.
Rachel is mean.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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I remember when she took me out
on her dad's boat.
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She wouldn't let me help out at all.
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Excuse me, I wanted you to help.
But you couldn't move your arms...
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...because you were wearing
three life jackets.
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You have to respect the sea.
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Look, Joey, I'm sorry if you thought
that was mean.
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But I tell you something,
that was not mean.
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My father is mean. He used to yell at me
all the time on the boat.
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It was horrible.
I was being a really good teacher.
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Does a good teacher say,
"Put down the beer, pinhead!"
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Does a good student drink 7 beers
during his first lesson?
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Six and a half.
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You knocked that last one
out of my hand.
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I didn't want you to get hit
by the boom.
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Well, it hit me anyway.
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It would have hurt a lot less
if I had finished that last beer.
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I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down
and, uh, stop yelling.
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- You won't boss me around?
- I won't boss you around.
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- And you'll be nice?
- I'll be nice.
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- And you'll be topless?
- And I... Joey!
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You want me to learn?
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Okay, here's batch 22.
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Maybe these'll taste
like your grandmother's.
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This has a bit of orange peel,
but no nutmeg.
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- Mm. Let's give it a shot.
- Ugh.
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I have not made so many cookies
since 9th grade.
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- What was that for, a bake sale?
- No, just a Friday night.
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Mm. These are pretty good.
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- Yeah, but not as good as batch 17.
- Mm-mm.
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Which one was that?
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The ones we had
after you almost threw up.
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Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good.
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I did not like batch 16.
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I'm okay.
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Are there any more from the good batch?
We could work off those.
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Well, yeah, I think there's one
from batch 17 left. Uh...
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Batch 16.
Sixteen, people, get out of the way!
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Okay, Joey.
Honey, you're doing really good.
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I just need you
to step to the portside.
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Remember how we
talked about the portside?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Right?
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00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,093
No.
240
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,473
It's left, sweetie, but that's okay.
That's a tough one.
241
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,100
Why not just say left?
242
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,060
Okay, go to the left.
243
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,233
Ahem, the left.
244
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,651
- Huh?
- Just sit over there!
245
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,070
Okay! Okay!
You're yelling again. See that?
246
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,199
Oh, no, no. Very quiet.
Said with love, no yelling.
247
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,745
You know what?
248
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,332
Since I'm here, I'm gonna have
a beer on the portside.
249
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,335
See what I did there? Ha, ha.
250
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,133
We're luffing a little.
Will you tighten up the Cunningham?
251
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:31,471
Whoa, you just said a bunch
of stuff I don't know.
252
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,390
Joey, come on!
We just went over this.
253
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:38,770
Oh, when we did that was when that bird
was overhead with the fish in his mouth.
254
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,023
- Did you see it? It was gross.
- No! I did not see the bird.
255
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,319
I did not see the fish! I did not see the
piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson!
256
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,908
I did not, because I was trying
to teach you how to sail a boat.
257
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,869
Which obviously is
an impossible thing to do.
258
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:58,164
That's it! You're yelling,
and I don't see you taking your top off.
259
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,166
I quit!
260
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,336
- What do you mean? You can't quit.
- Why not?
261
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,048
Because you're not finished!
I won't have it. Greens do not quit.
262
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,634
Greens?
263
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,971
I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit.
264
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,392
Oh, my God. Wait.
265
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,687
Did I...? I just said,
"Greens don't quit," didn't I?
266
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:25,525
- Did I say, "Greens don't quit"?
- Yes! And you're still yelling at me.
267
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,611
No, I'm not yelling at you.
I'm just yelling near you.
268
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,697
Oh, God, Joey. Oh, I'm my father.
269
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,616
Oh, my God. This is horrible.
270
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:38,621
I've been trying so hard not to be
my mother, I did not see this coming.
271
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,833
Ugh, Joey.
272
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,879
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I just wanted you to learn.
273
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,925
- Ugh.
- Hey, I...
274
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,677
I did learn.
275
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,971
- Really?
- Yeah, come on.
276
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,016
- No.
- Yeah. It's okay.
277
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,643
I know what a mainsail is. Huh?
278
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,731
I know to duck when
the boom comes across.
279
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,026
- I know port is right.
- Left.
280
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,736
Damn it!
281
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,241
You know, I bet it would
make my grandma happy...
282
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,369
...to know that we're trying
to figure out her recipe.
283
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:23,082
I bet she's looking up at us
and smiling right now.
284
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,502
Looking up?
285
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:31,299
Oh, yeah, no, she was really nice to me
but she's in hell for sure.
286
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,136
Well, I've tried everything. I give up.
287
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,181
I'm not gonna be the mom
who makes the world's best cookies.
288
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:43,603
I do make the best
duck confit with broccoli raab.
289
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,021
Kids love that, right?
290
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,568
Aw, Pheeb, isn't there any relative
that would have the recipe?
291
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,403
What about your sister?
292
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,448
Oh, no. I made a promise
to myself that the next time...
293
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,785
...I would talk to Ursula
is over my dead body.
294
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,791
And that's not happening
until October 15, 2032.
295
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,168
That's the day you're gonna die? See.
296
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,338
Darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day.
Heh.
297
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,216
That's what you think.
298
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,847
What about friends of your grandmother?
Would they have the recipe?
299
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,601
You know, I may have relatives in France
who would know.
300
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,603
My grandmother said
she got the recipe...
301
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,357
...from her grandmother,
"Nestley Toulouse."
302
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,276
What was her name?
303
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,280
Nestley Toulouse.
304
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,867
Nestlé Toll House?
305
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,914
Ugh.
306
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,792
You Americans always butcher
the French language.
307
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,255
Phoebe, is this the recipe?
308
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,134
Yes!
309
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,429
Oh.
310
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,934
I cannot believe that I spent the last two
days trying to figure out that recipe.
311
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,811
It was in my cupboard the whole time!
312
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,940
I know! You see, it is stuff like this...
313
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,651
...which is why you're burning in hell!
314
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,031
So you understand.
315
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,909
I'd feel more comfortable
if you didn't tell people.
316
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,745
You know,
I'm a little embarrassed about it.
317
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,291
I understand completely.
There's nothing more horrifying...
318
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,960
...than embarrassing yourself
in front of your in-laws.
319
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:35,506
As a matter of fact, when I started
dating Judy, I was unemployed.
320
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,717
Her father asked me
what I did for a living.
321
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,094
- I told him I was a lawyer.
- Heh.
322
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,680
- What'd you do when they found out?
- They never did.
323
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,559
So if you ever see me giving them
legal advice, just nod along.
324
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,312
Shall we?
325
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,371
So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here.
326
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,845
Well, Joey, I hate to admit it...
327
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,681
...your way of sailing
is a lot more fun.
328
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,142
Yep, yep.
329
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,479
Hey, why don't you give a pull
on that rope?
330
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,855
We're not sailing.
331
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,275
- Just pull on it.
- All right.
332
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,905
- Hey!
- Eh?
333
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,865
Sandwiches!
334
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,284
- What else?
- Ha, ha.
335
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,203
Here you go.
336
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,623
- Thank you.
- Oh, wow.
337
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,669
- What are you doing?
- Oops. Sorry.
338
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,005
Don't hold it like that.
You're letting all the good stuff fall out.
339
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,924
- Oh. Oops.
- Careful!
340
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,593
You're wasting good pastrami!
341
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,349
Oh, my God. I'm my dad!
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