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That is the most beautiful
engagement ring ever!
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You should know,
you bought like a billion of them.
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You didn't get one.
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- Tonight's the big night.
- How will you ask her?
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It'll be perfect.
We'll go to her favorite restaurant.
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I'll get her a bottle of the champagne she really
loves, therefore knows how expensive it is.
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Then, when the glasses are full, instead
of proposing a toast, I'll propose.
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- Aw.
- Sounds perfect!
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You'll mess up. Let me do it.
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I won't mess up.
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If she says no,
can I have the ring?
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- She won't say no.
- If?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, Monica.
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- Give it.
- It's gone.
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Phoebe.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Monica!
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We're practically kissing.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Anyone free tonight? My boss is
hosting a charity event for kids.
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And the more people I bring,
the better I look.
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So Monica, Chandler?
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We can't go.
We're going to dinner. Remember?
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- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- What's the big deal?
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I just get mad when Rachel doesn't
remember where we're going.
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Where are you going?
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- How about you guys?
- Open bar?
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- I think so.
- I can do that for the kids.
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I'll come. I'm making money now.
It's time I give some back.
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You could give back
the money you owe me.
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Okay. Have a benefit.
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Ross, can you come
to a charity event tonight?
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Oh. No, I have plans with Elizabeth.
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Oh. You're already doing
your part for the kids.
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It's our last night together before she
leaves for camp. To be a counselor.
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I have a question. All jokes aside.
Where is this relationship going?
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Wait a minute. All jokes aside?
I didn't agree to that.
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- Do you see this as long-term thing?
- I don't know.
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You are 12 years older than her.
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Wait a minute.
Does everyone feel this way?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, sort of.
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Uh, wow. Uh, I thought
you were making jokes. I had no idea.
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You guys are wrong. Yes, there is
a chronological age difference.
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But I never notice it,
because she is very mature.
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It doesn't matter what you guys think.
I'm dating Elizabeth, not you.
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Not what she said last night.
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See, now he could date her.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey, you marry me.
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What's going on, little elves?
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It's the big night.
We wanted to wish you luck.
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- Yeah. Have the ring?
- In my pocket.
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Oh.
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- Pheebs.
- Oh. Ha, ha.
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Will you guys get out of here? I want this
to be a surprise, and she's gonna know.
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Yeah, guys. Get out of here.
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Hey. Hi, guys.
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- You look beautiful.
- Aww. Thank you.
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What's going on?
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We're just really...
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...excited about this charity event
that we have to go to.
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- Here.
- Thank you.
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So what's going on here?
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Well, uh, this is a silent auction.
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They lay the stuff here.
You write down your offer.
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The highest bid gets it.
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No. I know what a silent auction is.
What's going on with your hair?
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- Uh, why?
- No, it's nice.
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Nice to see you.
So glad you brought someone.
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Someone? I brought people.
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This is Phoebe.
Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson.
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- He's the head of my department.
- Oh, hi.
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- And I also brought my friend Joey.
- Ohh! Shrimp toast!
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You know, I don't know where he is.
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I hope you're gonna bid.
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Actually, I was about to bid
on this lovely trip to Paris.
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- Nice choice.
- Yeah.
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- Good luck.
- Thank you.
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Ha.
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Okay, $20.00.
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Shut the door! Shut the door!
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What's going on?
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Guys across the hall
are throwing water balloons.
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Call the police. That's what I did
to kids in my building.
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No, it's a water balloon fight.
We started it.
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Oh. Hmm.
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Um, I just stopped by to see
if you wanted to see this play tonight.
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Um, it's excellent. The director is...
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- Who drank all the kamikazes?
- Nobody. We put them in here!
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- You want some?
- No, I... Okay, okay.
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- Could I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, sure.
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Um, so this play, um,
what do you think?
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- It's gotten great reviews.
- Attack!
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- Put your balloons down!
- You put your balloons down!
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Everybody put their balloons down!
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Now, this is a nice suit!
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Our next item is
the romantic trip to Paris.
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It goes to Emil Alexander
with a high bid of $2300.
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Oh! So close!
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Hey, you guys, look.
Got me some drinks.
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- What are you doing?
- Open bar.
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Finally, our biggest item
of the night.
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The 22-foot
Gentleman's Daysailer sailboat.
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The winning bid
was a whopping $20,000.
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I won!
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That was my guess!
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What? What? What?
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I guessed $20,000.
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Joey, it is an auction.
You don't guess. You buy!
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What?
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I don't have $20,000.
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Congratulations on your new boat,
Joey Tribbiani.
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Joey, sit down.
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Forget her. You enjoy this. Whoo!
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What are you doing?
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"One nation...
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...under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all."
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Ha, ha. I remembered it.
The champagne is here.
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- Are you okay?
- Yes. Yes.
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I'm good. Are you good?
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Are you perfect?
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Yeah. I'm okay.
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I'm a little cold.
Can I have your jacket?
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Oh. Yeah.
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Uh, no, you can't have my jacket.
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Because then I would be cold.
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If you thought you'd be cold,
you should have brought a jacket.
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Uh, other than that, are you okay?
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Yes. I'm fine.
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In fact, I've been fine
for a long time now and I think...
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...the reason is you.
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That's sweet.
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Okay. Um.
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Before I met you,
I had really little life.
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And I couldn't imagine growing old...
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Oh, my God.
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- I know. But let me say it.
- Oh, my God. Richard.
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What? I'm Chandler.
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Oh, that's Richard.
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Maybe he won't see us.
Richard!
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- Monica. Chandler.
- Hey.
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I don't know why I did that.
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- It's good to see you.
- You too. You let your hair grow.
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Yeah. Oh, that's right,
you always wanted me to.
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I see your mustache is back.
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Well, my nose got lonely.
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And you don't have a mustache,
which is good. Ha, ha.
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I'm Chandler.
I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
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I'm sorry. Lisa, Monica, Chandler.
We used to date.
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Richard!
No one's supposed to know about us!
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See, I did it again.
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- Chandler, sit down.
- I'll sit down.
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Good to see you.
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Your table is ready, sir.
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- Oh. Good to see you guys.
- Yes.
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If you prefer, this table's available.
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That might be fun.
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What were you thinking?
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I didn't know it was an auction.
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I figured I'd take a guess.
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Help a charity. Free boat!
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Why would a charity
give away a free boat?
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- I don't know. Charity?
- Oh!
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Well, just buy the damn boat.
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Phoebe, don't you think
you've had enough to drink?
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I'm just helping the kids.
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How is you drinking helping the kids?
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Because the more I drink, the less
there is for the kids to drink.
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Mr. Tribbiani.
Your contribution brings us...
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...a big step closer
to building the youth center.
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Just out of curiosity,
how much is that boat worth?
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I think it was valued at 19,000.
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Hey, I was pretty close.
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Uh, so, bad news.
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Um, I can't buy the boat.
I don't have any money.
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Joey! Joey, good one!
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Good! Very good!
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- So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off now.
- You can't leave, Joey!
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You agreed to buy that boat.
It is a contract.
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Plus, if you leave,
my boss is gonna kill me.
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Well, what am I gonna do, Rach?
I don't have that kind of money.
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I know. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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This is what we'll do.
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We'll go to the next highest bidder,
and we'll let them buy it.
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Then you're just gonna
pay the difference.
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Okay.
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I don't know why the kids need a
youth center anyway.
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They should just watch TV after school
like I did. And I turned out fine.
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Not great.
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So we're hiding in the bathroom...
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Then I sneak out. But before
Monica can, her parents come in.
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I hid in the shower,
next thing you know...
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...they're going at it on the floor.
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Oh, my God!
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I got a good one.
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I once walked in on both my parents
making love to the same guy.
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It's so great seeing you guys again.
I'd like to make a toast.
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Uh, as a poet once said,
"In the sweetness of friendship...
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...let there be laughter
and sharing of pleasures...
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...for in the dew of little things...
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...the heart finds its morning and is
refreshed."
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Aw.
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What?
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Oh, my God! You guys!
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Before you say anything, have we got a story
for you. Guess who we bumped into?
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- Who?
- Richard!
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Oh. Oh.
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I thought you were going out
with Elizabeth.
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I was. Uh, she was a little busy
with a water balloon fight.
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Sometimes grownups have commitments
they can't get out of.
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Maybe she is too young for me.
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When I was over there,
I felt like I was a babysitter.
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I finally see what you were talking
about. I don't know what to do.
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Just weigh the good stuff about
the relationship against the bad.
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That's what I did when I first started
weighing stuff.
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Okay, um, bad stuff.
I'm 12 years older than she is.
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If school finds out, you're fired.
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- She's leaving for three months.
- For camp.
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Okay, good stuff. Um...
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Well, she's sweet and pretty and...
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The only question you need to ask
is, do you see a future?
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Do you see yourself marrying her?
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My God. You did it already.
You married her, didn't you?
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No, I didn't do that.
It's just...
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Honestly, no,
I don't see a big future with her.
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Okay, I think that's your answer.
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I gotta talk to her.
I hate this part.
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Forget Elizabeth.
If you're not careful...
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...you may not get married
at all this year.
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Rach, Rach.
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- Next highest bidder is at table one.
- Great.
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The guy who got the Paris trip
is at table four.
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You care about the guy
who won the Paris trip?
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It's a trip for two.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Is the person who won
the Paris trip at this table?
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- That was me.
- Oh. Enchanté.
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Uh, is there
a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
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- That's me.
- Ah.
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Hello. This is your
lucky day, Mr. Bowmont.
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The, uh, Gentleman Daysailer
has become available again.
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00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,446
I believe you made a bid of $18,000?
244
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,658
You have to pay that.
It's not just a guess.
245
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,538
I was actually relieved,
uh, I didn't win the boat.
246
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,499
My wife would've killed me.
247
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,001
Are you kidding?
She'll love this boat!
248
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,629
- What is your wife's name?
- It's Pam.
249
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,967
It's Pam. Just imagine this.
The Pam.
250
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,885
Aw.
251
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,846
I don't think she'd like that.
252
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,600
Okay. Uh, imagine this:
The Mr. Bowmont.
253
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,851
Ooh.
254
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,561
I don't think so.
255
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,773
Okay, look. Let me paint you
a little picture. All right.
256
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:28,444
You are setting sail up the Hudson.
You've got the wind in your ha... Arms.
257
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,534
You get all that peace and quiet
you've always wanted.
258
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,704
You get back to nature.
You can go fishing.
259
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:41,582
You get one of those hats,
people call you captain.
260
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,419
And then when you're old, Cappy.
261
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,548
What the hell. It's for a good cause.
All right!
262
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,551
- No way! It's mine!
- What?
263
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,638
The stuff you said, I want that!
264
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,558
But, Joey, you don't have $20,000!
265
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,395
Who cares? I'll make payments!
I want the Mr. Bowmont!
266
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,944
Oh, my God! You're back!
267
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,821
Let me see your hand!
268
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,074
Why do you want to see my hand?
269
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,036
I want to see what's in your hand,
the trash.
270
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,043
Ew, it's all dirty.
You should throw this out.
271
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,837
Okay.
272
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,592
- What did you just do?
- What happened?
273
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,262
- Richard was there. I couldn't do it.
- Oh, no.
274
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,183
I was gonna do it tomorrow and surprise her.
Now you've ruined it.
275
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,809
We didn't.
276
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,729
Who walks into a room
and asks to see a person's hands?
277
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,276
A palm reader, a manicurist,
a hand doctor.
278
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,529
- Glove salesman.
- Good one!
279
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,909
This is terrible.
What am I gonna do?
280
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,497
She only suspects something.
So just throw her off the track.
281
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,125
I'll make her think, uh, marriage
is the last thing on my mind.
282
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,003
Yeah. Convince her you're scared
of commitment.
283
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,881
I can do that.
I've had 30 years of practice.
284
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,092
Being you is finally gonna pay off!
285
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,137
Had to go to the basement...
286
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,974
...some idiot keeps stuffing
the chute with pizza boxes.
287
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,894
That guy's still doing that?
288
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,398
Hey. My God, let me see your hand!
289
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:33,236
No, you're too late!
She already took out the trash!
290
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:47,125
Wow. I have never had
such a healthy breakup.
291
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,628
She was such a grownup about it.
292
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,132
She didn't seem too immature for me.
293
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:58,344
Did I just make a huge mistake?
294
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,096
Ross? Wait!
295
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,724
Elizabeth, thank God.
I was just thinking about...
296
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,935
You suck!
297
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,186
What?
298
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,819
Okay.
299
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,780
Breakup's still on.
300
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,873
Here she comes.
301
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,667
Do I look like a guy
who doesn't want to get married?
302
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,335
Yeah.
303
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,130
And, also, a little like a
French guy.
304
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,135
I never noticed that before.
305
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,388
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
306
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,681
What are you up to?
307
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,934
Just hanging out.
Talking about, uh, web sites.
308
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,144
Ha.
309
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:52,440
Ahem. We saw this interesting website
about marriage.
310
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,775
How unnecessary it is.
311
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,778
How it's a way for governments
to keep tabs on you.
312
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,739
Yeah, Big Brother. Ha, ha.
313
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,408
That's a little crazy.
314
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,038
Although I am glad you're looking
at other things on the Internet.
315
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,709
Got me thinking, why would anybody
want to get married?
316
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,130
Why? To celebrate the relationship.
To solidify the commitment.
317
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,133
To declare your love for one another
to the world.
318
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,344
Eh.
319
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,097
Okay. Well, that's good to know.
320
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,977
The Mr. Bowmont's here!
321
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,528
A customer wants to compliment you.
Shall I let him in?
322
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,073
Sure! I love this part!
323
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,159
- Come on in.
- Hi.
324
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,161
Richard.
325
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,747
I'm not here to compliment the chef.
326
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,459
Oh. I hate when people come back
to compliment the chef.
327
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,045
Like I've nothing better to do.
328
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,506
What's up?
329
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,384
It was great seeing you
the other night.
330
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,469
Good to see you too.
331
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,764
Come down here
to tell me that?
332
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,434
No. Came here to tell you
something else.
333
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,481
Came here to tell you
I still love you.
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