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Can you help me pick
an engagement ring for Monica?
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I can't figure this out. It's so hard.
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Should I get her a Tiffany cut,
or a princess cut or a...
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Ow! Paper cut!
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Have you told anyone else?
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No, I don't want to tell anybody.
I don't want Monica to find out.
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You told me.
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Well, that's because I trust you,
and we're best friends...
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...and you walked in on me
while I was looking at ring brochures.
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Well, once again, not knocking pays off.
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- I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
- Me too.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?
- Oh, all right.
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Oh, perfect. We were just gonna see
if you wanted to go.
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Oh, well, we don't,
because we got the other place.
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How rude.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You want a bite?
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So how are things going with Paul?
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- Good.
- Huh.
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- Although, you know, he's a private guy.
- Mm-hm.
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You know, I wish I could get him
to open up a bit. Share some feelings.
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That's easy. You just have to think of him
as a jar of pickles that won't open.
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So, what are you saying?
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I should run him under hot water
and bang his head against a table?
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No, that's what you do when you want
to get the truth out of someone.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How are you?
- Watch this.
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- Hey, Paul.
- Hi, Phoebe.
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So how are things going with you?
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Can't complain.
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- Hey!
- Hi.
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- Great to...
- Ross, good to see you too.
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- Good. Bye.
- You take care.
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Hey, Pheebs, what was the deal with you
and Chandler blowing us off before?
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Ah, that was so weird, huh?
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Phoebe, why did you do it?
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I didn't do it. It was Chandler.
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He's... He's mad at you.
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- What? Why?
- Oh, please. I think you know why.
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I can't think of anything.
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Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist.
Dig a little deeper.
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Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I
didn't invite him to that Knicks game...
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...a couple weeks ago?
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Do you think that's something
that he'd be mad at you for?
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- I guess it could.
- Well, then I think that's it.
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Well, if he's angry,
he really shouldn't just cover it up.
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I wish he'd just tell me the truth.
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Well, if that's what you want...
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...then you should run him under hot water
and bang his head against the table.
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Honey, I made a reservation
at China Garden. Is that okay?
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Yeah, that's great.
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But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me.
Tell me about your day.
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It was fine.
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Okay.
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Hey, what are you thinking?
What are you thinking right now?
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That you are looking really fine
in that dress.
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Yeah, that's great, Paul.
But, you know...
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I want to know what...
Wow, those are really great.
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I just want to know...
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...what is behind this strong,
silent exterior?
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You know, they say
that still waters run deep...
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...and I want to swim in yours.
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Are you talking about having sex?
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No, Paul.
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I don't know anything about you.
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You know, like your childhood.
Tell me about your childhood.
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Normal.
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Okay, well, then how about puberty?
Come on. That's always a painful time.
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You know, your friends invite you
to a slumber party...
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...and stick your hand in warm water...
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...while you're sleeping
so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
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No, that never happened to me.
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Well, you're lucky you never
met that bitch, Sharon Majeski.
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Anyway...
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The rest of your life, you know.
Any regrets?
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No.
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All right, Paul.
I'm not asking for a lot here.
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Just give me something. Anything.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- When I was 6 years old...
- Mm-hm.
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...I wanted a Big Wheel.
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And instead, my parents
got me this little...
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...plastic chicken
that you hop around on.
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It was embarrassing.
Kids made fun of me.
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That was a pretty tough year.
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- That's great. See?
- Heh.
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I already feel like I know you a little better.
Thank you.
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Okay, come on.
Now we can go eat. Let's go.
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It was horrible.
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They called me "Chicken Boy."
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In fifth grade, I got in a fight.
Well, it wasn't really a fight.
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Richard Danville bit me on the nose.
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I fell down, still have a little scar
right here. You can see it.
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Yeah, yeah. I see the scar.
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Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that,
you know, you've shared your feelings.
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It's really... It's beautiful.
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But, um, what do you say
we go share some food?
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No, I couldn't eat now.
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What are you talking about?
You love their Kung Pao chicken.
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Chicken?
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- Chicken Boy!
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
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Well, this is the nine millionth ring store
we've been to...
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...and I can't find the perfect ring.
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Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring...
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It's a beautiful selection.
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Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring.
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Maybe you do something different,
you know?
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Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet.
Or an engagement tiara.
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Ooh! An engagement
Revolutionary War musket.
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You know, I'm so glad I picked you
to help me with this.
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- Huh?
- Uh-huh.
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Can't you imagine getting down
on one knee...
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...and handing her this gorgeous
piece of weaponry?
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Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring.
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Oh, this one's nice. I like it this one.
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Sir? Kind sir, can I see this one?
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Wait a minute.
This is the reason you brought me, okay?
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I know how to haggle.
So let me handle this from here on out.
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Can I help you?
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- Yes, I would like to see that ring, please.
- Or not. Whatever.
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This ring is from the 1920s.
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It's a one-and-a-half karat diamond
with sapphires on either side.
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Sir, could I ask you to, um?
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Could you hold out that ring
and ask me to marry you?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh, my God, that's it. That's the ring.
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- How much is it?
- Chandler, I will handle this.
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How much is it?
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Eight thousand six hundred.
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We will give you $10.
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- Are you interested in this ring?
- Yes. Yes.
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But I can only pay $8000.
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- Okay. I can let it go for 8.
- We stand firm at $10.
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- How would you like to pay?
- Uh, credit card.
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Oh, no. No, no,
but I lent my credit card to Joey.
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- Okay, I'll go get it. You guard the ring.
- Okay.
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Listen, I'm sorry about before.
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Do you have anything here for $10?
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Uh, yes. I have these two
rather beautiful...
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...five-dollar bills.
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I'll give you $1 for them.
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Hey, remember how Chandler
and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
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No.
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- Remember, you were eating pizza?
- Yeah.
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Well, apparently
Chandler's angry at us...
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...for not getting him a ticket
to that Knicks game a couple weeks ago.
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What, we were supposed
to just get him a ticket?
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- That guy is always mooching off of us.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, I still think we should
try to patch things up, you know?
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Like, maybe we could get him tickets
to another Knicks game and invite him.
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Wow, that's a great idea.
And I still have his credit card.
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Here you go.
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Hey, hey. I got this one. Here you go.
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You know, I gotta tell you,
sometimes I just don't get Chandler.
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You know, me and him
do stuff all the time without you...
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...and you don't get all upset.
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- All the time?
- All the time.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- Still crying?
- Like a little girl.
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I know, I know, I know.
This is all my fault.
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I wanted him to open up.
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But God, I didn't know
that I was gonna unleash...
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...this weepy, clingy, moist monster.
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You know, I only know
of two sure-fire ways to shut a man up.
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And one of them is sex.
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- What's the other?
- I Don't know.
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I never had to use the other one.
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I'm just saying, you know,
if we're having sex, he's not talking.
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Ah, that's right. You're the talker.
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- Anyway, uh, great idea.
- Yeah.
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Um, I gotta go to the store. I told him
that I would buy him some more tissues.
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- Uh, we have some here.
- No, you don't.
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Okay. Um, I'd also like to try on the tiara.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Wow, what do you think? Too much?
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A tad.
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Then take the tiara back...
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...and let me hold the musket again.
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Something's missing.
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Let me see the ring
that my friend picked out.
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Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring?
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I just sold it to that gentleman.
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Oh, my God!
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Wait, no!
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Let me out! Now!
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Rachel?
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No.
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- How are you, Paul?
- Okay.
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Chandler...
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...did your dad ever hug you?
- No. Did he hug you?
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No. No.
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It's just that my dad never did.
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I miss my dad.
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Well, you can see my dad in Vegas
kissing other dads.
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- Hey, Chandler?
- Yeah?
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Would you?
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Would you hug me?
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- I'm a little busy here, Paul.
- That's exactly what my dad used to say.
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Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out.
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Hey. Hey.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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- Five more seconds...
- Okay.
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- Joey!
- What? Hey, what...?
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Hi. Paul, is it?
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- Do you have my credit card?
- Yeah. It's in my...
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In my pocket.
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- My back pocket. Back pocket.
- Thank God.
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- Listen, I got tickets to the Knicks tonight.
- I can't go.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Me, you, Ross and... Paul, probably.
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Chandler, I found the perfect ring.
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Oh, that's pretty nice,
but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first.
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Oh, wake up, Chandler.
The one you picked is gone. It's over.
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What?
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Some guy bought it. I'm sorry.
I tried to stop him but they put me in jail.
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- They put you in jail?
- The little jail between the doors!
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- Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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But, you know, this ring is better.
And Monica never even saw the other ring.
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Yeah. But when he proposed to me
with the ring, I got goose bumps.
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- Maybe it was the guy.
- It was the ring.
223
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- Hey, so was he excited about the tickets?
- No. He blew us off.
224
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- What?
- I know.
225
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,789
I can't believe it.
226
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,124
Can I tell you something?
227
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I'm a little mad at him now.
228
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,339
Can I tell you something?
229
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,384
Me too.
230
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,639
You know what? He didn't want
to talk to us about being angry?
231
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,392
Well, maybe we don't talk to him
at all.
232
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,644
Ooh.
233
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- Freeze him out.
- That's right.
234
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,356
- I like it.
- Ah? We'll show him.
235
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,277
From now on, it's gonna be
Joey and Ross, best friends.
236
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,780
Okay, we're gonna be
the new Joey and Chandler. Ha, ha.
237
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Hi, I'm back.
238
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,830
There's more to tell you.
I've written it all down.
239
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,915
Oh, that's great.
240
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,253
No, actually, that's...
241
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,047
That's great. That's really great.
242
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:48,052
You know, I gotta tell you, writing,
all that writing, it gets me, uh...
243
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It gets me kind of hot.
244
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,474
Wait, wait. Listen to this:
245
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Know what I wanted to be
when I was that age?
246
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A lover?
247
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- A surfer.
- Oh, yeah. A surfer?
248
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,028
- I wanted to be one with the waves...
- Honey, hold on real quick.
249
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:09,699
Hold on a second. Let me just get
a little more comfortable here.
250
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,034
Wait a second.
251
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,412
- This isn't too revealing, is it?
- No.
252
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Whatever happened to that little dude?
253
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So full of dreams.
254
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,758
I don't care about the little dude.
255
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,219
I can't. I cannot listen
to any more of this.
256
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,932
The only one who'd listen to this
is a mental health professional.
257
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,434
And that's only because
they get paid $100 an hour.
258
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,937
Do you know how much money
I could've made listening to you?
259
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,647
Two thousand dollars.
260
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,816
And you know when I figured that out?
While you were talking.
261
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:48,821
I can't believe you're trying
to stifle me, when just 14 hours ago...
262
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,700
...we figured out that that's exactly
what my mother was trying to do to me.
263
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,453
I'm sorry.
264
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,666
I don't mean...
I didn't mean to stifle you.
265
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,502
This is all just a little overwhelming.
266
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,420
Oh, Rachel.
267
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,382
I'm so sorry.
268
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,009
I didn't mean to overwhelm you.
269
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,346
It's just that when those gates open...
270
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,308
...it's hard to close them.
271
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,230
But they are closed now. Believe me.
272
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,067
I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared.
273
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,404
And I'm glad that you're done.
274
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,117
So, what do you say we, um...
275
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- I'd really like that.
- Mm-hm.
276
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,301
That was so good.
277
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,731
Oh, oh, ugh.
278
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,693
- Hey.
- I can't believe you talked me into...
279
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,195
...buying this stupid
gumball-machine-looking ring.
280
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,199
It's not a stupid gumball-machine-looking
ring. It's a beautiful ring.
281
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,909
No, it's not.
282
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,453
When I looked at the other ring...
283
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,747
...I could see Monica's face
when I gave it to her...
284
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,457
...and I could see her saying yes.
285
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,792
When I look at this ring,
all I see is a ring.
286
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,547
Unless I look at it really closely,
and then I can see my own eye.
287
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,263
Look, this is the most important thing
I'm gonna do in my life.
288
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,223
I want to make sure it's perfect.
289
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,810
Okay. There may be a way
that we could get the other ring back.
290
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,730
Because I heard the guy tell the jeweler
where he was gonna propose.
291
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,232
So maybe we could get him
to trade rings or something.
292
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,901
I can't do that.
293
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,154
Well, you certainly can't give her
that stupid gumball ring.
294
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,414
There he is.
295
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,501
Okay, and he hasn't proposed yet.
She has no ring on her finger.
296
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,545
Wow, you're good.
After this, we should solve crimes.
297
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,173
Yeah. Okay. Go get him.
298
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,258
Oh, okay.
299
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,556
Excuse me, sir. Could you come with me,
please? You have a phone call.
300
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,267
- Who is it?
- It is your office.
301
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,895
- Do you know who at my office?
- John.
302
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,271
Oh, John. Great.
303
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,860
- There he is.
- Hi. Hi. Okay.
304
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,029
Okay, there was a mix-up
at the jewelry store.
305
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,574
The ring you're about to propose with
was supposed to be held for me.
306
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,077
So I'm gonna need to have that back.
307
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:47,917
But in exchange, I'm willing to trade you
this beautiful, more expensive ring.
308
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,838
Wow, I would trade.
309
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,843
It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use
this one. Now, if you'll excuse me.
310
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,304
No, no. See, this is my fiancée,
and her heart was set on that ring.
311
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,682
You don't want to break her heart now,
do you?
312
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:06,102
Yeah. Do you want to break
a dying woman's heart?
313
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,229
You're dying?
314
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,442
Yeah, she's dying...
315
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,987
...of a cough, apparently.
316
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,951
It's my dying wish to have that ring.
See, if I'm not buried with that ring...
317
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,204
...then my spirit will wander
the netherworld...
318
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,706
Okay, that's enough, honey.
319
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,084
Oh, I don't know.
320
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,964
- Let me see the ring.
- Great. Okay, here.
321
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,011
- All right, I'll do it.
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
322
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,389
And you are about to marry
a wonderful man.
323
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,689
Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman.
324
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,989
Guys?
325
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,036
I got something important to tell you.
326
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,955
Guys.
327
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,084
Guys?
328
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,755
I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.
329
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,302
I think we gotta end the freeze-out.
330
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,389
Wait a minute. Is this for real?
331
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,475
Yeah. Check out the ring.
332
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,353
Oh, my God.
333
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,814
So you two are really serious?
334
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,485
Yeah, pretty much.
335
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,364
You're gonna get married? I mean...
336
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,825
We're gonna be brothers-in-law.
Come here!
337
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,872
- And we're gonna be friends again.
- Hey.
338
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,208
What?
339
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,544
- Water under the bridge. Forget it!
- Okay.
340
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,340
I was gonna wait till it was official,
you know, but I had to tell you guys...
341
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,841
...because you're my best friends.
342
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,180
- I think I'm gonna cry.
- Oh. No more crying.
343
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,308
Please, I just dumped one crybaby.
I'll dump you too.
344
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,896
I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.
345
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,817
Oh, my God.
346
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,237
Oh, Chandler.
You guys are gonna be so happy.
347
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,532
- I know.
- Where's all the tissues?
348
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,623
Check out the ring.
349
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,876
Oh, nice. One-and-a-half karat, easy.
350
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:38,879
- Hey.
- Hey, Pheebs.
351
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,923
Chandler's gonna ask Monica
to marry him.
352
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,925
I know. I helped pick out the ring.
353
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,635
Oh.
354
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,265
You told her before you told us?
355
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,560
She walked in
while I was looking at ring brochures.
356
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,770
You can understand that, right?
357
00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:02,069
Guys?
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