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Okay, Rach,
that's muffin and espresso, 4.50.
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Ross, double latte, 2.75.
Chandler, coffee and a scone, 4.25.
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And, Pheebs, herbal tea, 1.25.
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So all together that's 12.75.
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This coming from the man who couldn't
split our $80 phone bill in half.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How much do I owe?
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Oh, that's on the house,
courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
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Oh. Great. Well, tell him thanks.
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And since Joey seems like such a nice guy,
maybe we could go on a date sometime?
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Well, he's not used to women
being so forward...
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...but I could check with him.
He says it's okay.
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Great. Thanks. Bye-bye.
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Hey, Joey, how come our stuff isn't free?
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It will be when you look like that
in a tight skirt.
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This is great.
I'm getting more dates than ever.
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Wait, you're only giving away free stuff
to the pretty girls?
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Joey, that is so gross.
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Hmm. How about a scone
on the house, baby?
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I'm pretty.
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- Hey, does anyone have any gum?
- Oh, I do.
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Here. Sorry.
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Oh, you know what?
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No.
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Wait a second.
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- I know it's in here somewhere.
- You know what? I'm good. I'm good.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be at work?
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They sent me home.
They said I can't work if I'm sick.
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Aw.
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- I'm so sorry that you're sick.
- I'm not sick.
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I don't get sick.
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Getting sick is for weaklings.
It's for pansies.
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Honey, no one thinks
that you're a pansy.
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But we do think that you need a tissue.
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I have not been sick in over three years.
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- I'm gonna grab you some tissue.
- I don't need a tissue. I'm fine.
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When you put a D at the end of "fine,"
you're not fine.
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I'm fine.
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You know, it's a really hard word to say.
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- Yes?
- Hi. Is Rachel here? I'm her sister.
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- Oh, my God, Jill.
- Oh, my God, Rachel.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God, introduce us.
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- This is Chandler.
- Hi.
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And you know Monica and Ross.
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- Hi.
- And that's Phoebe, and that's Joey.
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- Hey. How you doing?
- Don't.
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- Honey, what are you doing here?
- Oh.
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Which sister is this?
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Is this the spoiled one
or the one that bit her?
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- Daddy cut me off.
- Never mind, I got it.
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And you know what I said to him?
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I said, "I'm gonna hire a lawyer,
sue you and take all your money...
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...and then I'm gonna cut you off."
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- What did he say?
- He said he wouldn't pay for my lawyer.
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Ah.
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Then he told me to come
and learn the value of money...
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...from the one daughter he's proud of.
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Oh.
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Did you hear that? My dad's proud of me.
My dad's proud of me. Ha, ha.
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- Rach?
- Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Hey, honey, so, what did you do
that made Dad cut you off?
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- Okay, I bought a boat.
- You bought a boat?
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Yeah, but it wasn't for me,
it was for a friend.
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Boy, did we make friends
with the wrong sister.
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Jill, I think this is the best thing
that could've ever happened to you.
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You've needed to get out
on your own anyway.
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And you know, when I did it,
at first I was scared...
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...but then look at me now.
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I am the only daughter
that Dad is proud of.
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Okay, well, this is what you're gonna do.
You're gonna get a job.
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You're gonna get an apartment.
And I'll help you.
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You can stay with us.
Right? She can stay with us?
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- Of course, yeah.
- Oh, that's so great.
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Okay, I'm really gonna do this.
I don't know how to thank you guys.
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Aw. I like cars.
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- You all finished here?
- Yes.
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Great.
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- Okay, here are the tips for this morning.
- Mm.
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Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes $8.
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- What?
- For all the free food you gave away.
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Well, if it's free food,
how come you're charging me for it?
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We don't give anything away
unless it's someone's birthday.
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Oh. What if they came in third
in a modeling contest?
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- No.
- Oh. Sorry.
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I just had the hardest day.
Some of these are so heavy.
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Jill, how did you pay for all this?
I thought your dad took your credit card.
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Oh, please,
I memorized those numbers when I was 15.
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But look at all the cool
make-it-on-my-own stuff I got.
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This is my "Please hire me" sweater.
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And these are my "Don't you want
to rent me this apartment?" pants.
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I don't think charging clothes to your dad
qualifies as making it on your own.
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Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical.
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I don't think Rachel's gonna think
it's a good idea.
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- So who made her queen of the world?
- I would love that job.
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- Hey. What's going on?
- Hey.
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Jill.
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Did you shop?
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No.
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They did.
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- Yeah, we went shopping.
- Yeah, we went shopping. Yeah.
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You went shopping?
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Then you came in here
and paraded it right under Jill's nose...
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...when you know she's trying to quit.
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Wow. You guys, that's terrible.
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- Sorry, Jill.
- Sorry, Jill.
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It's okay.
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- So, what did you get?
- Oh, well, all right. I got... Thank you.
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I got, um, this, you know,
"I want a job" sweater.
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Oh.
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And then I got, uh...
These are apartment pants.
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Apartment pants?
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Yeah, you've never heard of them?
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No, of course.
Of course I've heard of them.
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- Ross, what did you get?
- Huh?
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I got this...
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This.
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- A pashmina?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I love these babies.
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- Really?
Mm-hm.
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Ross, what's a pashmina?
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It's a rug.
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Jill?
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I'm sorry, Rachel.
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Oh, come on,
you really think that's gonna work on me?
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I invented that.
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Oh, right. But I am sorry.
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All right, it's okay.
One little setback is okay.
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- But don't let it happen again, all right?
- Okay.
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Now, since Daddy paid for all this stuff,
I should take it all away.
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But I'm just gonna take the pashmina.
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And the pants.
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You know what? I'm just gonna take it all,
because that way, you'll learn the lesson.
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Alrighty.
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I'm gonna run a couple of errands,
and I will see you at dinner.
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She took all my stuff.
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Yeah. Everything but the little blue one.
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That's the best one.
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- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- Oh. Well, hey.
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Oh, my gosh, that was so lame.
Like a pashmina could be a rug.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, how about you with the:
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- "I'm sorry."
- Shut up. I wasn't like that at all.
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What about what I said, you know,
about the apartment pants?
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How dumb was I?
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- Were you this cute in high school?
- Oh, stop.
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- No, you stop.
- No, you stop.
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You stop.
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Okay, why don't I sit here
and then you'll both stop it?
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Okay, so, what do you wanna do?
Let's do something crazy.
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I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids.
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Okay, I'll rest.
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But, you know, if I'm going to bed,
then you're coming with me.
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See, that would be impossible to resist
if you weren't all drippy here.
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Are you saying
that you don't wanna get with this?
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Yeah, I don't think you should say that
even when you're healthy.
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Oh. Come on.
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Don't take this personally, okay?
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It's just that I just can't have sex
with a sick person.
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I'm with you, Chandler.
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I can't have sex with a sick person either.
That's disgusting.
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But I'm not sick. Let me prove it to you.
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We are two healthy people
in the prime of life.
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See, that's the thing.
I would like to stay in...
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...the prime of life.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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Um, I think there's something
you should maybe know.
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It better not be
about the apartment pants...
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...because I just pitched the idea to
my boss at Ralph Lauren, and she loved it.
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No, no. It's just, I was, um...
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I was with Ross and Jill after you left...
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...and I'm pretty sure
I saw a little spark between them.
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- What?
- Yeah, I mean, it's probably nothing.
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But I just wanted to warn you
that there might be something there.
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- With Ross and Jill?
- Yeah.
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With Ross and my sister?
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Yeah.
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With my sister Jill
and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
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Yeah.
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- Oh, there is no way.
- Okay, then.
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Oh, my God. I cannot believe that.
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I don't really like it when Ross goes out
with anyone, but my sister?
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Isn't that like incest or something?
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Oh, my God, and they're gonna have sex.
Oh, no. What if he marries her too?
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Oh, this is just terrible.
This is just terrible.
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And I can't stop it.
I don't own Ross, you know?
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And Jill, she should be able
to do whatever it is she wants to do.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe Ross
is marrying my little sister.
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This is just...
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Oh, my God, this is just the worst thing
that could've ever happened to me.
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But great news
about the apartment pants, huh?
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That'll be 3.85.
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What do you mean?
Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay.
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It's just I can't,
because my manager said that I...
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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- Happy birthday, dear Annie...
- Amy.
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Amy
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Happy birthday to you
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- Hey.
- Hey, that's weird, today's my birthday too.
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Yeah, not in here it isn't.
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Sorry I'm late. What's up?
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Oh, hey. Uh...
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You know, I just wanted to see if there were
any leads on the old job front.
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Oh. No. But I just walked past three sales
and I didn't go in.
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- How strong am I?
- Oh.
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That is great.
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Hey, you know
who doesn't have to job-hunt?
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- Ross. He works at the university.
- Yeah?
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Oh, so you know that? You guys talked?
So you get along? So you're gonna go out?
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Me go out with Ross? No. God, no.
What would make you think that?
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It's just Phoebe...
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...said she, you know, thought she saw
something between you guys.
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- No. I mean, he's nice.
- Yeah.
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He's the kind of guy you're friends with
but not the kind of guy you date.
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I mean, he's the kind of guy you date,
because you did, but me?
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Hmm, not so much.
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Oh, not so much? What do you mean?
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I mean,
is there something wrong with Ross?
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Oh, no, no, no. He's just...
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I don't know.
You know, he's just a little bookish.
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- Are you saying he's a geek?
- You think so too?
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No. No. Ross is not a geek.
225
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Fine. Then let's just say he's not my type.
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What, handsome is not your type?
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Smart, kind, good kisser?
What, those things aren't on your list?
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Ross is a great guy.
You would be lucky to be with him.
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Well, okay, if it means that much to you,
I'll ask him out.
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Oh, no, no, no. That's not what I meant.
I was just...
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You know what, Rachel? You're right.
You know, he has been really nice to me.
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Yeah, but he's not your type.
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But maybe that's a good thing.
234
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,429
You know,
I'm doing all these different things.
235
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,474
Maybe I should just try dating a geek too.
236
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,437
Yeah, but you don't, you know...
You don't wanna try too much too fast.
237
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,525
I mean, you do remember what happened
to the little girl...
238
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,986
...who tried too much too fast,
don't you?
239
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,155
What?
240
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,741
She died, Jill.
241
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,291
Chandler.
242
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:41,379
What is it, honey?
You need some tea? Some soup?
243
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,966
Oh. Oh.
244
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:52,056
Calling Dr. Big. Dr. Big to the bed.
245
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,144
Oh, jeez, honey,
I thought you were asleep.
246
00:14:56,312 --> 00:15:00,899
How could I be asleep
knowing that you were in the next room?
247
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,776
I was asleep.
248
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,576
Oh, no, no, no, honey.
You know what's sexy? Layers.
249
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,536
Layers are sexy.
250
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:17,415
And blankets are sexy.
And, oh, hot water bottles are sexy.
251
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,251
Come on, get into bed.
I wanna prove that I'm not sick.
252
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,755
I wanna make you feel as good as I feel.
253
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,427
- Would you please get some rest?
- I'm fine.
254
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,645
Happy birthday to you
255
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,359
- You're paying for that.
- What? No, no, it's her birthday.
256
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,278
You've sung "Happy Birthday"
to 20 different women today.
257
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,989
- But it...
- You are no longer authorized...
258
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,617
...to distribute birthday muffins.
259
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,161
Damn it.
260
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,206
Rach.
261
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,083
- Hi.
- Hi. Ahem.
262
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,502
Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
263
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,798
- Well, yeah.
- Oh, wow. I mean, wow.
264
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,426
I think she's cute...
265
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:15,098
...but I never would've thought
of going out with her. Never.
266
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:16,849
- Really?
- Yeah.
267
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,061
But after you said it was okay,
I figured, why not?
268
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,356
Oh, so not really "never." Heh.
269
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,443
I have to say,
you are a much bigger person than I am.
270
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,196
I mean, after all we've been through.
I just...
271
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,865
You know what?
I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.
272
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,409
Aw.
273
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,287
Hey, if you ever wanna go out with Monica,
you have my blessing.
274
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,664
And mine.
275
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,668
Chandler?
276
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,254
I think I'm sick.
277
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,589
Really?
278
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,799
Struck down in the...
279
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,592
...prime of life.
280
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:57,098
Okay, fine, I admit it. I feel terrible.
281
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,268
- Will you please rub this on my chest?
- Okay.
282
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:04,522
No, no, no.
You are not getting me this way.
283
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,901
- Come on, I really need your help here.
- No, no, no.
284
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,531
- Fine, I'll rub it on myself.
- Okay.
285
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,554
So you're just kind of rubbing it
on yourself?
286
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:41,517
- Yeah.
- It's nice.
287
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,480
Are you kidding me?
Is this turning you on?
288
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,482
Yes.
289
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,152
I can't believe it.
Is it the rubbing or the smell?
290
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,905
It's all very, very good.
291
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,495
So you wanna go, uh...
292
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,456
...mix it up?
293
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,127
- Not now, I'm sick.
- Oh, come on, you big faker.
294
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,673
What about your rule
about never sleeping with sick people?
295
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:16,969
Well, that was before
all the vaporizing action.
296
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,224
- Okay, if you really wanna have sex.
- Okay.
297
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,020
Worked like a charm.
298
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,776
- Hi.
- Hi.
299
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,194
What are you doing here?
300
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:37,990
This is where Ross and I are meeting
for our date. So, what do you think?
301
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,827
I don't like it.
302
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,289
- Really?
- It's kind of slutty.
303
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,334
It's yours.
304
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,964
Yeah, well, I'm a slut.
305
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,258
Me too.
306
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,388
- Hi, Jill.
- Hey.
307
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,515
Hi...
308
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,184
- Rachel.
- Rachel.
309
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:09,689
Heh. You're not at home,
you're right here.
310
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,440
Yeah, I know.
311
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:15,820
And I bet you thought it would be weird.
But it's not.
312
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,952
Okay.
313
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,580
So, well, I'll, um...
314
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,290
I'll have her home by midnight. Ha, ha.
315
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,229
Why aren't you home yet?
316
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,315
Is someone there?
317
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:56,152
Oh, yeah, it's me. Sorry.
318
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,279
What are you doing here?
319
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:04,035
Uh, I'm just looking out your window
at the view.
320
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,704
What are you guys doing?
321
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,000
We got some VapoRub in some places.
322
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,840
Oh. He brought her back
to his apartment.
323
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,551
Who?
324
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,973
Is that your sister?
325
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,186
Ugh. She is a slut.
326
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,190
God. Ross is on a date with your sister.
How weird is that?
327
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,984
Oh, my God, look,
he's taking off her clothes.
328
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,528
He's taking off her coat.
329
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,948
Oh, this is just terrible.
330
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:47,203
Oh, no, it's not. It was the first date.
I'm sure that nothing is gonna...
331
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:56,087
Hoo-hoo. He's gonna get some.
332
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,841
Of the glare...
333
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,594
...from the streetlight
out of his apartment.
334
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,640
You know,
so, um, he's closed the drapes there...
335
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:13,771
...so he can have a nice pleasant
conversation with your little sister.
336
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,190
Well, I'm off to bed.
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